All language subtitles for Tequila (1973, Spaghetti Western)

At last, the West is at peace again.

Bad men and killings are in the past.

I always hated, my oh!

Shoshena is dying.

Anyone who wants to help him go to hell
will find him in the old shack

in the abandoned Pueblo de San José.

Anyone who hates Shoshena.

I'll be dying.

Forgive me, Shoshena.

I hate violence,
but 5,000 dollars is 5,000 dollars.

Very good, Jaguar.

Who are you calling Jaguar?

That isn't my name, friend.

You must be the fellow they call Shoshena.

You think that I'm the Jaguar.

I don't think, I know you are.

When a fella hears
these particular chimes,

he knows his time is near.

Hi Jaguar, your timepiece is well-known.

Yes, I guess.

-The others.
-Them?

They're just a bunch
of greedy bounty hunters.

They've been on the list
for a long time just like you.

I simply sacked out
and let them kill each other off.

Greed works wonders.

No one wants to share a reward,

but a man like you isn't quite that dumb.

I'm impressed the way you stood back
and waited till the road was open.

Five thousand dollars worth of patience.

Are you saying
I can put a bullet in you now

and the reward's all of mine?

First, I have to ask you to do me a favor.

I might have guessed
you wouldn't make it all that easy.

Do you know what this is for?

Listening to brains.

No.

Okay, I asked a stupid question.

I need a man who's good with a pistol.

I'd say you're that man, Jaguar.

Come with me and I'll make you rich.

I'll give you an answer later.

I've got a lot of things to do.

We're close to Chedron,
what have you decided?

For that favor, how many men
do we have to kill, Shoshena?

If we're lucky, not a one.

There's a safe in Chedron
that once a month,

is fatter than a pregnant hippopotamus.

What's that, potterhippopos?

It’s not important.

Just think of all that money we'll rob.

The only trouble is,
I need time to crack a safe.

That's why I need someone
who's good with a gun to cover my back.

I did have a sidekick once,
but they hanged him.

Hey, is anyone home?

I'll go take a look.

Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean?

-Come on.
-I'll teach you a lesson.

What do you mean?

I'm just riding in.

No, you got it all wrong.

Don't do that.

What's happening in this place?

It's a thief, Daddy,
I caught him stealing the eggs.

What egg?

I'm hungry, and the hen didn't mind.

Mister, you better get out
before I put a bullet in you!

Take it easy, pappy,
that could go off accidentally.

You're right, it could,
so keep your distance.

Put that rifle away,
no one's going to bother you now.

We're riding on.

Come on, Jaguar,
keep your hand away from that holster.

Can't you leave us alone, mister?

-What do you want here?
-A little information.

Which way is Chedron?

Half an hour to the south.

Thanks.

Another couple of hired guns for Decovan.

I'll go spread the word.

They're trying to beat us by scaring us,

but they can't scare us.

Now I'm beginning
to understand why they're scared.

What do you want?

The last time I came here,
you ran me off with that rifle.

-Put it down.
-I'll put it down after you've gone.

I am here to straighten out
your hold on this property.

Get the hell out of here.

It all depends on you
whether you keep it or not.

Get away, you pig!

I'm just being social today.

Next time will be different.

Don't forget now,
your mortgage runs out in a month.

Do you hear?

We've got trouble, Sheriff.

Lohsman will try and unite the settlers.

They say I got a hold of their land rights
from the bank illegally.

Well, was it illegal?

Of course not.

Do you know what desperation does?

It turns men dangerous.

Then that's your problem, Sheriff,

to keep them in line.

About the only thing that worries me
is that my son is irresponsible.

That bastard Lohsman,
stubborn fool that he is,

doesn't want George as a son-in-law.

I have to change his mind.

He doesn't trust you.

He's convinced it's a plan
to enable you to get his land.

The old idiot?

Beatrice is a girl
with a lot of character,

and I think she'd make a good daughter.

You better go, I'd like to be alone.

I've got a lot of important things
to take care of.

I guess there's the sheriff.

Your money is waiting for you in there,
my friend.

Just words, it's easy to say.

-You're right, it's easy.
-Yes.

How come your other sidekick got caught?

Because he refused good advice.

He wouldn't keep his gun loaded.

-Well now, would you take a look at that?
-Dang wildcat!

She’s purr if you stroked her,
I'd bet on it.

Rip your eyes out!

You keep your hands away, you rat,
I can make it on my own.

I'm just trying to be gentleman,
Ms. Beatrice.

No offense intended, I assure you.

Thief.

Good morning, Bob,
I've got a list of things here.

I hope you've got it all.

I can't supply you
with the thread or the boxes.

I'm sorry to say, miss.

Only food stuffs.

-Why can't you?
-Someone ordered it that way, miss.

-The sheriff?
-No, someone else, you'll find out.

-Good morning, George.
-Morning to you, Ms. Swanson.

Why don't we pull this job tonight?

We would if I knew it was the right day.

Once a month ranchers ride in
and deposit their cash in the bank here.

The next morning, before sunup,
they ship it out to Dallas in a wagon.

What makes you think
I'll agree to crack a wagon, huh?

It's safe, you idiot.

-How much cash do you think's in it?
-I don't know.

I'll take a percentage, right?

Miss, sorry I can't give you
the rest of the stuff.

Yes, why don't you see
your old man about it, Beatrice?

Bye, Ms. Beatrice.

She's quite nice considering.

Yes, and she's mad about me.

She's always hanging around here.

Poor little girl.

Though you deserve a lot better.

Crazy about you, huh?

Somebody told her to hide her feelings

to show you up
to be the liar you are, I imagine.

Who the hell are you?

The lone ranger?

How do you know my name?

All right, you runny mouth, smart ass,
let's see if you got any guts in you.

Did you hear him, Jaguar?

Why don't you just plug him in the back?

You want me to turn around.

You think I'm real stupid, don't you?

Come on now, pull your gun.

Give me a minute.

Jaguar?

Jaguar?

Have you got the time?

It is 12:30, let's eat.

It's too early.

I can't see!

What were you doing out there, sleeping?

Sorry about the flour and the ruckus,
how much will cover it?

Not a cent.

I want to pay you just for the pleasure,
Jimmy.

You better go easy though,

should Decovan hear
that you beat up his son.

Who is this Decovan?

He's the banker here
and a powerful man, mister.

Did you hear that, partner?
It's a small world.

We have a business deal
to take care of at the bank.

How babies are made and raised.

Interesting.

Yes, it's Ms. Beatrice's,
she must have forgotten it.

-I'll drop it off to her.
-Thanks.

Come on, fearless.

No.

Here.

I didn't realize you had to pay for it.

Ingrid, are you sure
that it happened like that?

Sure, I'm sure,
what's more, it's all over town.

Mrs. Swanson saw the whole thing
and everybody's laughing about it.

Do you want to see me, Father?

Tell me what happened
at the store this morning.

Nothing special.

I just had a talk with a stranger,
that's all.

Yes, so who beat you up,
a whole tribe of Indians?

-Who told you that?
-It's common knowledge.

The whole town's busting
their gut laughing about it.

Since the day you married my father,
you've run me down at every opportunity.

George!

There were two of them, Pa.

The one behind me was Jaguar.

I could do nothing about it.

If that was Jaguar there,
you'd be dead now.

You could've done plenty,
you had your gun drawn and ready.

Only one of the strangers was involved,
and he took you.

Here, George,
go make a man out of yourself.

One thing should never happen to a man.

That's lose his dignity.

As you are incapable
of settling accounts with those two,

I'll tell O'Connor to do it.

-Father, you don't know what.
-Leave me alone.

Didn't you hear me, George?

Tonight's the night we hit the bank.

-It depends.
-On what?

Because we haven't come
to an agreement about my percentage.

-I'll be happy with 40.
-You'll get ten.

-Thirty-five.
-Fifteen.

Thirty.

-You are going to have 20.
-Yes, 20 is what I said.

Well done, Beatrice.

That smells good, my girl.

Nothing like a good cup of coffee
to boost up a man's drooping morale.

I sure wish you were right.

Do you know what I like about you, Smith?

Your optimism.

I hope this is going to work.

Let me read it to you.

It says that we as mortgage holders
have the right to make a request

but only on one condition,

that a three-week notice
is supplied for the bank

to grant a six-month extension,

provided all previous payments
have been made.

-There, what do you think?
-Perfect.

All we got to do is sign a request
and take it to Decovan.

I think he's leading us
up the garden path.

You all heard that hogwash.

We can request but it doesn't mean
Decovan will the grant extension.

Why shouldn't he though?

Holding those papers for six months means
another six months of interest for him.

The interest isn't important to him.

He's already got more money
he knows what to do with it.

He's land-hungry and wants our ranches.

He brought in hired killers
to scare us away,

and now he's got our mortgage contracts.

That's all he wants, our land!

Take it easy, Rush.

The trouble is that we're ranchers.

We can push a plow,
but none of us can pull a gun.

You're right.

We aren't gunfighters.

Why don't we hire some gunfighters?

Come on, drink it all.

Howdy?

You are still around.

What do you want?

I came by to give you this book.

You left it in the store this morning.

Thief!

That's chicken I prepared
for my father's guest.

Hey.

You might've killed me, Ms. Beatrice.

You always put that much value
on a piece of meat?

You, pig it out!

Well, take your book.

By the way,

I'm glad to say that I know
how to make and raise babies now.

Good.

Go and try it with your fat sidekick.

He's not my type, really.

He won't shave in the evening.

I heard your cattle were drinking
Decovan's water yesterday.

If that happens again, Rush,
I'll put a bullet in you.

Is that so?
I've got a message for your boss.

You can tell Decovan that all of us here

are coming into town
to ask him a favor he can't refuse.

Well, well.

Look at who's become a part
of the family here.

Tell me now, stranger, what message
can I take from you to my boss?

Rush is right.

Are you going to offer me any?

Yes or no?

Help yourself.

Now get out of here.

You're trespassing.

O'Connor!

As ramrod, I hold you responsible.

I let you hire the men
and you hired incompetent idiots.

The sheriff has a warrant out for him.

They'll have him in jail tonight.

No one will make an idiot out of me,
do you hear?

That's so, well, I disagree.

One man's testimony is hardly enough,
Decovan.

You know that story
would never hold up in a court of law,

so why should it be considered enough
to have me thrown in jail

even if you do own the sheriff?

Better watch what you're saying, mister.

Why don't you hear
the rest of the witnesses?

We will at the trial.

When will you hold the trial, Sheriff?

When Decovan thinks his son
has been avenged in his honor?

I might say that both my husband
and I have discussed this subject,

and we both feel the responsibility
is George's, not yours, mister.

I wish I'd had the place in the occasion
to have gotten to know you better.

Jim, put him in the cell at the end.

Is this a private discussion,
or can we partake?

What do you want, Rush?

Just doing my duty.

I want to testify that this man
was provoked into doing what he did.

Anderson, Clark,
and Smith will back me up.

They were there too.

Good day, Sheriff.

All right.

Sign at the bottom.

You know Decovan
might still give you a hand.

You should tell your daughter
to marry his son.

My daughter isn't for sale,
she'll pick her own husband, Sheriff.

It won't be a Decovan.

Hard-headed old mule.

-Calm down, dear.
-That idiot O'Connor.

It's not really his fault.

You heard what the sheriff said.

Three against one
and still your boys lost.

I need a top gunslinger.

I already know who, Shoshena.

That was very clever of you, partner.

Everything is planned and you go
and get yourself mixed up with the law.

What does she want, huh?

I'll tell you
when you're a little bit older.

Wait for me in the saloon.

You are a gentleman, sir.

By the way,
my husband would like to speak to you.

Why don't you go over to the bank,
he's there now.

Nothing can give me more pleasure
than to do that,

but I'm afraid I can't.

See, the sheriff has ordered me
to get out of town.

-I could get that order changed easily.
-Yes.

Yes, I believe you,
but I have other things to take care of.

I'm really sorry.

I must say I'll be sorry to see you go.

Yes.

-Two whiskeys.
-Two whiskeys.

-Make that three.
-Three, all right.

Well, you see how things are.

We need a couple of men
who can stand up to Decovan's gunfighters.

Don't look at us, we're not interested.

Hear me out.

We can pay a couple of thousand.

Make it five.

Too much, we aren't rich.

Of course, the others are meanwhile.

Don't bother.

We couldn't accept,
we've got other business.

That business!

Well, think about it.

If you change your mind,
just come on at my house.

-So long.
-So long.

Watch my back.

Barkeep, give me another whiskey.

No.

Clean this one up first, mister.

Okay, I'm not proud.

Stop.

No, no.

Use your tongue.

Lick it up, mister.

Did you hear that, Jaguar?

My watch.

Hold it!

What the hell's going on?

All right, now, how did this mess start?

I spilled my drink.

-I'm not here to joke.
-The barman will tell you.

I know nothing, Sheriff.

Naturally, nobody knows nothing.

I already told you,

I don't like your kind in my town
so get your things and ride on out.

Jaguar.

Come on, let's go.

Jaguar?

Excuse my friend,
the wish to kill mesmerizes him.

Jaguar?

Come on now, Jaguar,
we'll find you a victim soon enough.

Vamos.

Thanks for all your help.

Just a moment,
my job is to cover your back

when you're at work, right?

What's more is,
Jaguar never uses his fist.

He's a gunfighter.

Very funny.

Damn combination.

Going around and in circles.

Right in bad luck.

-What'd you say?
-We're right in bad luck.

I can't hear you.

We're right in bad luck.

Do you want to make me deaf, you idiot?

It's just the last number
that's giving me trouble.

If you ask me, I'd put some sticks
of good old dynamite in there and boom!

Imbecile.

What'd you say?

You're an imbecile.

Decovan's gunmen are still out there.

I'm not surprised,
he's paying them to be there.

They've got three rifles
and three pistols.

Two bullets will be enough.

One for you and one for me.

-Two bullets?
-Shut up!

Eureka!

We've just about done it.

A sight for sore eyes.

You fat, idiotic, useless, dumb,
cretinous, incompetent, jack asshole.

Yes, I know.

No noise, you're right.

In that case, don't make any noise
when I start to throttle you

or when I twist your stupid head off
or when I do this.

No noise.

I'm quiet.

-We can try to open it again, can't we?
-No, it's nearly morning.

You're right, we better go, it's 5:30.

I saw nothing.

-You didn't deem value dreaming.
-Yes, you're right.

Well, what do you make of it, Sheriff?

I don't know but it's strange
that they left the candle.

It makes me think they were amateurs.

Hardly.

I had three men on guard all night
and they didn't hear a damn thing.

We are entirely surrounded by idiots.

I only hired one idiot,
my deputy, and that's it,

but you've got 20 or 30 on your team.

A month goes quickly.

All we have to do is wait for the ranchers
to put their money in again.

-Then the night after they do, we go in.
-I know the rest.

Tell me though,
why should I take you with me?

So you can close
the safe after I open it, huh?

-That could have happened to anybody.
-Anybody with nuts and bolts in the head.

You've lost your share in this venture.

Thirty days will go by
before you can say 20%.

Yes, but how's a man
to tell his stomach that?

We better pawn some
of our personal belongings.

-What'll they give us for this?
-Hey, you can't sell that.

I'd rather sell my horse.

Ride your watch.

How about that proposition of Rush's?

What'd you say we look into that?

Yes, it's very well out there.

That's 2,000 dollars.

Just do us a favor
and leave their eggs alone.

Eggs, what do you mean?

Chicken eggs, dumb-dumb.

Full house.

Aces on nines.

-Do you always win?
-No.

-Aren't you going to eat your dinner?
-No.

Darn if I can make you out.

You've done nothing but worry
about your horse, gun, and ammunition

since the minute you came here.

That's how I stay alive.

I'm sorry about that.

-What was that?
-Nothing.

I'm going outside.

Raise you two.

What have you got?

Two pair.

I'm sorry.

It isn't possible.

How did you do it?

This has been going on all evening.

Keep trying, your luck will change.

-Really?
-Really.

What?

This game is called

"I wish I wasn't here."

What do you know, something went wrong.

Let's try this one again.

No.

It still isn't right.

Kind of fun, isn't it?

It would be if we changed places.

Yes?

You're still spunky, aren't you?

You son of a...

I'm getting dizzy.

Stop!

You want to play no more.

-Say you're sorry.
-I am sorry.

He's polite, isn't he?

Now get your butt out of here,
Georgie boy!

You see, I'm not concerned
with my gun and horse all the time.

What took you so long?

My horse is afraid of the dark, stupid.

Let's go.

-Where's Betty?
-Thirteen.

Come to daddy.

-Evening, Betty.
-Come on, you moron.

Hey, what is it?

Put me down.

You violent, let go of me!

More trouble, huh?

You can't face parking up like this.

I'll remember this.

Dad bring coyote.

I'm going to report you
to the sheriff by cracking.

This is a violation of our constitution.

You tell him, Gramps.

You pups are guilty of depriving
a citizen of the state and civil rights.

Simmer down,
Betty will give you back your dollar.

I didn't mean it's the dollar I want,
I want Betty.

If it's a matter of getting
out of trouble, you need Jaguar,

but you're relaxing,
you can handle it alone.

How did your little job turn out?

Thirty.

-Your share is not much.
-No, thanks.

The sight of ill-gotten gains
gives me a pain in the belly.

Not me, it doesn't.

If you're looking
for a little company, honey.

Hey, here's to those.

-Two of the best.
-The two are for you.

Do you want to drink down here
or in private?

I'll leave it up to you, Jaguar.

-You're called Jaguar, really?
-Yes.

Boy, if I ever have kids,
they'll never believe me.

Not for me.

I think this calls
for a celebration in private.

-What do you say?
-Yes, I'll buy that.

Come on, naughty.

It's time to celebrate in private.

Come on, join us.

-Who is it?
-Mary.

Mrs. Decovan,
I've got a message for you.

Open up.

We'll leave the squirt alone.

I think business needs.

Yes, I'd much prefer that too,
but first, we attend to the squirt.

It took so long,
I never forgot what it's all about.

Well, come on.

The key.

Don't make me out of fool to my father.

He'll know.

The best thing would be to move
the money out secretly and keep it here.

Should anyone take the bank,

all they'll get their hands on
is an empty vault.

Damn good idea.

The best thing would be to move
the money out secretly and keep it here.

Should anyone take the bank,

all they'll get their hands on
is an empty vault.

Damn good idea.

What about me handling this transfer?

That much money has a habit
of causing unexpected problems.

It's fine with me.

I'll invite you for dinner,
then you do it without arousing suspicion.

-Okay?
-Okay.

-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.

There's no reason to panic,
Mr. Decovan, this is a social call.

How social?

This evening, some of your hired nannies
dropped by at Rush Lohsman's place,

and I thought I'd return the visit.

That social.

-Was my boy there?
-No.

Not that I recall.

However, I feel that
you should know that anything,

any illness that Lohsman
and his daughter could catch,

a Decovan could catch too.

Right, Jaguar?

-I'm just watching your back.
-Jaguar?

Yes, in person, Decovan.

Now it appears seeing you
without an appointment

isn't nearly as hard
as you'd like us to believe.

Wait.

How much is Lohsman paying you guys?

-A couple of thousand.
-All right then.

I'll just offer you double that.

Well, you're offering
a hell of a deal there.

Grab it.

However, to the wrong men.

You don't know what you just threw away.

-Yes, 4,000 dollars.
-No, 74,000 dollars.

Seventy-four thousand dollars.

Sheriff!

Just go in and tell him it's a deal,
Mr. Decovan.

For all heck, it was his proposition.

Yes, but I refused the first time.

Changing our minds
this fast will warn him.

We've got to work it so the buzzard
will believe we're his dying buddies.

The Samsons do spell trouble.

They cutting a path
right across the state.

They've taken three banks since Monday.

I think I'll swear in
a few extra deputies.

No, they're unstoppable,
not even the army can handle that gang.

I'm only warning you,

take whatever precautions
you feel you should take.

Yes, I'll give it plenty of thought.

I'm not the kind who favors rushing things
when there's no call.

Hey, be careful, Sanesan, will you stop?

Beatrice, why are you in such a state?

Please, Shoshena, my father
and the other ranches all gone local.

They're out for blood.

Can't you do something to stop it?

The acquisition
of mortgage deeds is fully legal.

Law and order are hell,
the only orders you enforce are yours.

We don't deny it,

but the Bank of Dallas was willing
to give a six-month extension, would you?

In a pig's eye, Rush, he wants our land
and he won't stop at nothing to get it.

You idiots can't win,
you're making matters worse with violence.

I'll ruin you and send you to prison,
the lot of you.

What are we waiting for,
we should do it now, not later.

-Let's stick them up.
-Yes!

The first one to move
will find out how that pane of glass fell.

Put down your guns.

Come on, you heard me.

Dammit, whose side are you on?

Decovan has the law on his side
in this particular case,

and I just happen to like
to see the law respected.

Does that answer your question?

I guess my first impression
was the right one.

I know a good chicken thief.

A two-bit gun would sell
his own mother down the creek.

To hell with it!

I'm much obliged, Shoshena.

You should be since me
and my partner have just run out of work.

I believe I offered you
4,000 dollars, right?

Well, I'll improve on that.

I'll pay you boys six to work for me.

Deal?

Yes, that's what I call a fair deal,
mister.

Deal.

An advance.

Yes, with 20% for you.

What is 20% of 74,000?

-I just heard now that you were leaving.
-Yes.

I gave back the cash to your father.

Well, I guess I was wrong.

I never thought anyone could buy you.

I'm sorry.

Every man has his price, miss.

It's one of the facts of life.

You've hurt her feelings.

Bad feelings do no good,
so forget about them.

They'll be here a few days till we know
the Samson gang won't hit the bank.

So don't give them any trouble.

They got sparks.

-Did we get a bunk with him?
-I guess so.

Don't worry, they won't hurt you.

Do we sleep together?

Hell no.

You snore fit to wake the dead.

-All right, I can manage it.
-Thanks.

Double the guard at the bank, O'Connor.

Charlie and Annie can take it from now,
Shoshena and Jaguar tonight.

Sure thing, I'll do it right away.

I guess the study window
should be one of these.

Would you pour us
a brandy each please, Ingrid?

Now the Samson gang can attack the bank
as much as they want to.

I know you don't like to use your fist
because you're a gunman,

but it's useful sometimes
to get rid of a fella

without making a lot of noise.

You don't know
how to deliver a punch, huh?

No.

I think it's time you began learning.

-Come on, put your hands up.
-Hey, you won't hurt me.

Of course not, I'll not hurt you,
I'm your amigo, mate.

Now, put on a real fighting face, Jaguar.

That face wouldn't frighten
a timid bank clerk.

Now defend yourself!

No, wait a minute,
forget all that jumping around.

Now you see that?

Hit it, come on!

You amaze me.

Am I interrupting anything?

Shoshena, would you mind coming with me?

I wouldn't mind at all.

Now listen, Jaguar,

I want you to time how long it takes
the candle to burn down to there, okay?

Yes.

Don't burn the table.

Where are we going?

It's surprise,
you're not allowed to ask questions.

Crazy.

This is my room in here,

and naturally, my husband's as well.

This one is your room, what do you think?

I like it.

Tell me though,
why did you put me in this room?

In case one night I can't sleep,

I know I can go next door
and talk to someone.

What if your husband wakes up?

He always drinks a glass
of warm milk when he retires,

so you needn't worry.

I never realized
that I could actually lose sleep.

When I'm distracted,

I can put my sleeping pill
in his glass instead of mine.

I'm betting that
Limey O'Connor's already found out

how easy you can be distracted
where that's concerned.

Who told you about O'Connor?

Male intuition.

I can't stand this loneliness,
I want to be where there's lots going on.

There's nothing here.

Your friend, O'Connor,
doesn't quite make the grade.

Is that's what you mean?

Have you ever thought of eloping?

One of these nights, we must discuss it.

Why not tonight?

How about midnight?

I am very happy you've decided
to work for the Decovan outfit.

Talking about work, we're on duty soon,
we'll have to eat and run.

I'm glad to see you so conscientious.

I must apologize
that you hardly had time to settle in,

but your expert services
will possibly be required tonight.

I must say,
I feel like a man condemned.

One who's been granted his last wish.

Jaguar, don't be bashful,
eat up and enjoy it.

It might be the last meal you'll get.

I feel like puking now.

Do you know the gang?

-Yes, he worked for them.
-That is, by their reputation.

What I've heard is, all five
were sired by William Bonney out of,

what's her name, Belle Starr.

A bunch of real bastards,
anyway you look at it.

I like your sense of humor.

There used to be six of them,

but the eldest brother
came to an early end.

-He was the roughest of the lot.
-Good thing we never met him.

What, don't tell me
you've forgotten already?

You met him, Jaguar, you killed him.

-Is that so?
-Yes.

He's modest, that's all.

Now this watch here is quite famous.

It originally belonged
to the eldest of Samson.

Jaguar took it off the body.

Anyhow, the rest of them
have sworn to track Jaguar down

and kill him
in the most painful way they can.

Jaguar here just laughs at them.

In fact, seeing as you say
they'll be here tonight,

that way they'll have a chance
to kill two birds with one stone.

Over my dead body.

Come on.

"I am at the bank
taking my turn at guard duty."

It's the money.

Mortgages.

Give me the dynamite.

The candle.

When will it explode?

Three hours, you can check if you like.

-Is that watch of yours working?
-Right, it's working.

You're so sensitive about it.

It won't wake him up.

-Relax.
-How do you know that?

The pill, in his milk.

It worked.

Are you sure
this is a good place to hide it?

I'm sure.

I spent two weeks sheltering in here
once during a real howler one winter.

I was snug as a bug,

and that snow was bad,
now like you wouldn't believe.

There was a northeast wind
that just wouldn't.

Okay, I believe you,
I don't want a weather report.

Snow up to your butt.

Listen, Shoshena,
why are we going to all this trouble?

We got the money,
why don't we get on our horses and ride?

If we leave now, they'll know we did it.

-They won't if we leave afterward?
-No.

When that charge of dynamite blows,
we'll be guarding the bank.

As long as we're there,
no one will accuse us of it.

However, if we run for the border,
everybody will know it was us that did it,

and they'll come after us.

If you say so,
it's your responsibility though, right?

Will you recognize him, Aaron?

The thing with Shoshena,
he's a hell of a safe cracker.

Keep your hands off it.

It looks like
we don't have to hit the bank now.

-Why, we're almost there?
-Yes, let's do the job like we planned.

Stagbert, but don't you understand?

This money is out of the bank,
and we don't have to rob it now.

When do we meet the rest of the boys?

They'll join up with us just before sunup.

Do you all remember Mama's commandments?

"Never kill for only a little gain
and take what you want when you can."

"Show only the respect
to others that they show to you."

"Money corrupts folks,
so rob them and do them a favor."

May Mama be with us always, amen.

-We'll be on vacation for one month.
-Did you hear that?

We're to make an effort to behave
like the gentleman we are.

-It's okay by me.
-Don't worry about a thing, we'll behave.

This will make the boys happy.

You think so, huh?

Whoever drew next, relief is on.

Jaguar is still waiting at the bank.

Seventy-four thousand dollars.

I've been robbed.

You, O'Connor,
just where the hell were you?

Nobody would've got past your men
if they'd been at their posts.

We were here
within some moments of the blast.

Then how did they manage it?

They wired up the dynamite
to explode and waited outside.

Then after the explosion,
they put all the money in the valise

and just walked out?

How do you know
they put the cash in a valise?

Because I left my valise here
and it's gone.

-I have an idea.
-Let's hear it.

It's possible
that they robbed the safe first

and then exploded the dynamite later
to try and fool us.

Sheer stupidity,
I carry the key around my neck.

How'd they have opened it
in the first place?

I put the pill
in my husband's glass of milk.

Let's pull out here together.

Are you telling me you want to do it?

I understood it was involuntary
when you're distracted.

I wasn't distracted,

and I don't like people
taking advantage of me.

Beautiful, big house in Dallas,
restaurants, and good clothes.

Theater and horse racing.

The world's a beautiful thing.

-It's quite a bargain.
-Then wait for me in Dallas.

Jaguar?

Jaguar?

Jaguar?

Where the hell is he?

Jaguar?

Hey!

Jaguar!

Wake up!

How did the bottle get there?

Come on, for Pete's sake, let's go.

Someone robbed the bank.

On your feet.

If this is your idea of a joke,

you better have a hell
of a good punchline.

-Where have you hidden the valise?
-Under the bed, next to the pot.

If you know what's good for you,
mind your tongue.

Just give me a straight answer.

Now where's that valise?

It's where I said.

Take a look, Jack.

Are you trying to make a monkey out of me?

Why don't you go to hell?

You wake me up
with a poke of a gun barrel.

You ask me where my valise is.

Well, I told you,
so what's eating you now?

You know I could help you
if I knew what you're searching for.

Seventy-four thousand dollars.

You'll stop laughing soon enough.

All right, let's go.

All right, what's the matter,
don't you have a sense of humor?

A man who gets too excited
could make bad errors of judgment.

Seventy-four thousand dollars.

That deserves a certain amount
of consideration.

Move.

Why go through all this pain?

What are you waiting for, a miracle?

Listen.

I'll make a deal with you, Shoshena.

We'll split the money between us equally.

There are seven of us here.

That'll give us
around 10,000 dollars each.

Go to hell.

Jaguar and I are ready
to die if necessary.

I won't tell you, never.

Is he right,
you ready to die if necessary?

Sure.

-You know what's said in the old country?
-No.

It's better to have the egg today
than a chicken tomorrow.

Double yolk you mean, huh?

The egg's worth
a little more than 10,000 dollars.

Goose that laid a golden egg.

I cook no goose.

No more yolks, I mean jokes.

You aren't thinking
for Pete's sake, fatso.

Tell him where it is,
and you're a dead man.

-You wouldn't kill me now, would you?
-No, you have my word on it.

Right here.

When you're heading toward Dallas,
there's a narrow canyon there.

Are you sure,
it's more like a gorge to me.

No, it's a canyon.

Shit.

Just a second.

There, that's better.

Where was I?

-Holy cow!
-What the hell!

When a ship's sinking,
the first to abandon is always

the rats.

You're just wasting your time.

I've swallowed
more insults than you'd think,

but now I'm all through.

All because we found one
who keeps their promises.

Sure, how'd you guess?

Just call it intuition.

His time will come.

Shoshena is no one's fool,
don't underestimate him.

Well, good luck, George.

I have to admit, I had you all wrong.

You're almost a genius.

How did you manage
to figure out so quickly

that letting that rope loose
would set those barrels

and bags of grains falling?

-I only look stupid.
-Yes, you're right.

I do use my brain sometimes
and then after all, heck,

I spent eight whole years
in the third grade.

Good man, you learned everything
eight times more than anybody else.

Ross.

Ricky.

Joel.

They're like that, looks like
they were caught with their pants down.

Why don't you look?

Go on.

Guess what?

Jackass, dumbbell, the perfect,
the ideal hiding place, huh?

The spot where nobody would ever find it.

You idiot!

I'm sorry, sir.

Wait a minute, we haven't been beaten yet.

-Never say die.
-They were riding with the Samsons.

It's a sure bet they've gone
into town to have a celebration.

Go on, start helping yourself.

Make sure what you take
is in working order.

Yes, sir.

They have no idea that whoever hid
the valise came back to look for it.

-Come on, shake a leg, move it, let's go!
-Shake a leg.

-Hurry up, I said.
-You really are exasperating.

Rest in peace.

The Samsons are here in town
and more important, they found the cash.

I want some of the hands to mount up

and ride out of town.

The others are to stay here,
making believe I've given the day off.

Those brothers will go down in history.

Time's come, my friend, for us
to start earning our daily bread.

-Get ready.
-Get ready, yes, sir.

Let me tell you,

when Jaguar gets ready
all hell starts busting loose.

No bullet's in it.

Maybe you could lend me a couple?

How do you like that?

I swear you left them on purpose
except for your reputation.

Thanks.

Have you ever noticed if you get it
in the wrong way, it won't go in?

That's very clever.

All right, let's get near the inn.

Here rides the answer to all your prayers.

He's got the valise.

Hey, you.

-Who, me?
-Yes, you.

Put down the valise and step aside.

-What should I answer, brothers?
-Like hell!

Drop your guns in the name of the law.

-As Mama always said fools rush in.
-Where angels fear to walk.

-Kind of fun, isn't it?
-Are you saying the tickle the death?

Don't get yourself killed now,
you can join up with Charlie.

Why would I do that,
I hardly knew him.

Four, what if we move out?

I'm not even mad at me anyhow,
I wouldn't hurt anybody.

I'm a nice guy.

-For God's sake, can you shut up?
-Do you hear me?

-I'm a nice guy.
-Sure, you are.

There isn't any doubt now.

Now, look, you will be all right.

You are a real Decovan.

Do you have any idea
how come it's so quiet now?

It is?

It's because
we're the only two people still alive.

That is, the only two left
against the Samsons.

Oops.

I've got to see a man about a dog.

For Pete's sake, can't you wait?

-Go over against the wall there.
-Yes.

Catch.

Caught.

-Dagobert?
-Alive.

-Balthazar?
-Alive.

Horus?

-Horus?
-He's joined Mama.

-Aaron?
-Alive.

-Then the valise?
-That son of a bitch Shoshena's got it.

He is talking about me.

Are you sure it was him?

Yes, I recognize him
by that sissy Coty wear.

Yes, really?

Well, you know how it is
in this crazy day and age.

Check the time.

It stopped.

Jaguar?

I'll hang you with your own guts.

Hell no, let me hang him first,
by his tongue!

They split up looks like.

You better use that gun
or you and Charlie have supper together.

Where are you going?

-Aaron?
-I'm still here.

Dagobert?

Balthazar?

Dagobert, Balthazar?

Shoshena?

I've been hit.

I can't move.

The valise is in the blacksmith.

Take it and get out here.

It's a trick,
don't believe a word he said.

It's a trick.

It's me, Jaguar, you can come out now.

-Dagobert?
-They've all gotten themselves killed.

Two against one, let's make a deal.

-If you want to join them.
-The valise is for Jaguar.

I want to send him to his mama
when I meet him through his gut.

There's the valise, go pick it up.

What kind of a deal?

Only one thing is wrong.

I don't know where he is,

but if you can find him, you can have him.

Your family is holding a reunion
and I wouldn't want you to be late.

Hey, Jaguar, the show's over.

I'll be right down, Shoshena.

Nimble as a jaguar.

How many did you get?

All right, let's go find us a drink.

We should ride out soon
so we can be across the border by tonight.

Hey, there's no one here.

Serve ourselves then.

Let's drink and get out of here.

-That's your bottle.
-Yes.

Okay.

Twenty percent is, let me see,
it's about 20 or 30,000 dollars or so.

It's 14,800 to be exact.

We just came in
to settle accounts with Decovan,

but we've just seen his body
and the sheriff's dead too.

-Yes, the town's like a cemetery, right?
-Hold it.

Do you mind, I'm having a whiskey
and I like drinking in peace.

-Get their belts.
-This is where it all began.

What is it that we've done
that you don't like?

You arrived in this town
and did nothing but create trouble.

-You joined up with that dog, Decovan.
-We joined him for misguided reasons.

What's all this talk for?

We came here to hang them.

Thanks, Beatrice.

Shoshena, this isn't fair.

Why don't you volunteer to go first?

Seventeen half-inch collar, oh Lord!

Wait a moment, how much money
do you need to pay off all the mortgages?

What in the hell do you care?

Wasting our time won't help you.

How much is it?

Thirty thousand dollars.

-In this valise.
-No, Shoshena!

Not that cash.

Right here, there's enough cash
to pay off everyone's outstanding mortgage

and more.

However, you better understand one thing.

It's stolen money.

Now I realize that I'm tempting all of you

and all of you have to live
with your consciences.

Perhaps I should tell you
my idea of an honest man.

He's a man you can't buy,

for let's say ten dollars,

or double that amount or even triple it.

What if he was offered,
let's say 10,000 dollars,

or to make doubly certain,
you offer him 20,000 dollars

or 30.

It really doesn't matter.

It really doesn't matter
if you offer him 74,000 dollars.

There you are, honest men, 74,000 dollars.

Final offer.

Why are you all standing like that?

Take it.

-From local.
-No.

These are the local ones, these men here.

We are lucky to get away.

You gave them my 20% as well.

Twenty percent of a noose around your neck
is still a noose around you neck.

Yes, where are we heading to?

I don't know but we can find safes
in pretty near every town.

Wait a second, I have to tell you,
I'm not the real Jaguar.

I knew that right from the beginning.

Hell, you aren't even a pussy cat.

Well, I don't know how to hit a man.

I'm not a gunfighter or anything.

I don't see I can be of any use to you.

Right, you're not,

but this watch here of yours is,

this here is,

this is my real honest-to-God partner.