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MARY:
Absolutely not.
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But we're in Europe,
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the birthplace of
the modern rail system.
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It is also the birthplace
of the guillotine.
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You're not playing
with that, either.
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But I'm a college senior
and I know more about trains
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than Richard Trevithick.
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Who?
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He built the first
working steam locomotive.
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I don't care.
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You are not
gallivanting around Europe
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on a train by yourself.
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German children ride trains
by themselves
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all the time.
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When you become
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a German child, we'll talk.
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(growls)
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(sighs)
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Richard Trevithick?
How does he know these things?
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Oh, George wrote me a letter.
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GEORGE: Dear Mary,
hope you and Sheldon
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are having a great time
in Germany.
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(sighs) So great.
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Got the phone bill
the other day.
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It was a whopper.
Oh.
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I figured maybe,
instead of calling,
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we should try
the good ol' U.S. mail.
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Everything here is fine.
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A little crowded
since the tornado,
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but it's bringing us together.
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(pounding)
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Missy, I got business
to tend to.
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MISSY: I'll be out
in a second.
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Is she almost done?
I got to shower.
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There's a line
or a hose out back.
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Take your pick.
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(sighs)
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Count of three!
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And our granddaughter is
getting more fun every day.
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Ah-boo.
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(crying)
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What is wrong
with you?
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It was just peek-a-boo.
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You'll be happy to know
your daughter
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made a new friend. Taylor.
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And they've been
hanging out a ton.
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Where're you going
all dressed up?
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I'm not dressed up, and I'm
going to the mall with Taylor.
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When do I get to meet this girl?
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Soon. Gotta go.
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(sighs)
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Okay, let's do this.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Ooh, she wrote back.
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Saving money already.
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MARY:
Dear George,
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it was really nice
to get your letter.
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It reminds me of when
you were in Vietnam,
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except this time, I'm the one
in a foreign country
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and the enemy is Sheldon.
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(chuckles)
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The other day, he wanted to
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go riding around Germany,
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by himself, on a train.
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But I put a stop to that.
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Good.
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(speaking German)
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Shh.
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GEORGE: Your mom's been
going through a rough patch
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since she lost the house,
but she's a strong woman.
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You'd be proud of
how well she's dealing with it.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Taking one of your beers.
What are you doing?
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Writing Mary a letter.
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Too cheap for a phone call?
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You know how much
those things cost?
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Tank of gas to say,
"I miss you."
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Besides, this is nice,
writing back and forth,
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kind of like when
I was in the Army.
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Oh, she writing you
back, too, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh.
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What?
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My house blows away,
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I don't even get
a damn postcard.
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Well, you should write her
first. That's what I did.
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Well, I'm not
her cheapskate husband.
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Heads up,
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I might kill your mother
before you get back.
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Oh, 7:19 to Frankfurt.
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Birthplace of the frankfurter.
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That's a must-see.
(knock on door)
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Sheldon,
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can I get you
anything?
No.
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You sure? Cup of tea?
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I'm fine.
Hot chocolate?
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Why are you badgering me?
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Whoa, what brought that on?
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Nothing. Everything's fine.
I just have to study.
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(sighs) Is this about the train?
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What? No. What train?
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Are you still mad that
I won't let you go alone?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Someday, when you're a parent,
you'll understand.
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I'm sure I will.
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Okay, then.
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SHELDON: Dear Missy,
I'm sure you're surprised
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I'm writing to you,
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but I have a secret
and I have to tell someone
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or my head will explode.
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Ooh.
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The other day,
against Mother's orders,
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I rode a train by myself.
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(scoffs) What a loser.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line ♪
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line... ♪
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MEEMAW:
George tells me you and Sheldon
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are having a good time
in Germany.
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Things here are
finally settling down.
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I moved in with Dale,
which has been great.
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He's been so
supportive and patient...
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Could you play another song?
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I'm working on this song.
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My last nerve
is what you're working on.
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Well, you got to practice
if you want to get good.
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For what? You're 74.
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You gonna
play that song in hell?
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Look, this is my house,
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and in my house,
I play the guitar.
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I thought you said
your house was my house.
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And in your house, there's a guy
who plays the guitar,
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and he's getting
pretty doggone good.
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(plays muffled notes)
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(groans) Oh.
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Guide's here.
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Mmm.
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Julia Roberts
and Lyle Lovett.
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What does she see in him?
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Women love
musicians.
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Man, I got to learn
to play guitar.
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Why?
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So your love
for me will deepen?
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Nice save, Romeo.
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Oh, look.
Another letter from Mom.
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Aw. I think it's so romantic,
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you two writing to each other.
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It's just 'cause
he's a cheapskate.
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It can be both.
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Well, I think it's sweet.
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Well, I can write you
a letter if you want.
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Please don't.
Why not?
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'Cause your spelling
makes me sad.
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GEORGE JR.:
I can use small words.
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MARY:
Dear George, I really loved
your last letter.
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Who would have thought
that I would have
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a love affair in Germany
and that it would be with you.
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I miss you all so much,
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but it sounds like
everyone is doing great.
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By the way,
Missy's new friend Taylor,
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is that a boy or a girl?
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Missy!
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GEORGE:
I've included some Polaroids
of your granddaughter
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and your hot American boy toy.
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Don't feel bad for being
confused about Missy's friend.
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He is a boy, but don't worry,
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I'm on top of it.
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Taylor's a boy?
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Yes.
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So when you went to the movies
with him, he was a boy?
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Mm-hmm.
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And when you went swimming
at his house,
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he was a boy with his shirt off?
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I never said he was a girl.
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No, I said he was a girl
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and you didn't correct me.
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I don't remember who said what.
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Yes, you do.
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And that is the last
you're seeing of Taylor.
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Dad, it's not what you think.
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He doesn't like me like that.
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He's a 13-year-old boy.
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He likes all girls like that.
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He's 15, and he doesn't.
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Fifteen?
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And he really doesn't.
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The hell does that mean?
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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So, he's like a...
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gal pal?
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Bingo.
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Okay.
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So, can I go to his house
and watch a movie?
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No other boys'll be there?
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Just him and me.
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All right, then.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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GEORGE:
It's a different world, Mare.
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I'm proud of Missy
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for keeping an open mind,
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and, shoot, I'm proud of myself.
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By the way,
I told my dad you're gay.
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Okay.
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DALE:
Hey.
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Have you seen my guitar?
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No. Why?
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I could've sworn
I left it in the bedroom
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and now
I can't find it anywhere.
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That's weird.
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Did you hide it?
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I can't believe
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you would accuse me
of such a thing.
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Did you?
Did I what?
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Hide my guitar.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I lost my mind. ♪
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Well, give it back.
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Only under certain conditions.
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That guitar
has been here
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way longer
than you have.
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You want to
see it again?
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What conditions?
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First of all,
if I'm out of the house,
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you can play it all day long.
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That's reasonable.
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I'm a reasonable lady.
Number two:
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You cannot play the same song
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for more than five minutes.
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No, no, no, no.
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That's not how practice works.
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Repetition is
the key to mastery.
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Ten minutes.
Deal.
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It's in the closet
behind the rain coats.
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Well, thank you.
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(Dale begins playing)
♪ Because you're mine ♪
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Hold on,
let me get my egg timer.
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♪ Because you're mine. ♪
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Auf wiedersehen.
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Where you going?
Library.
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(whispers):
In Frankfurt.
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Have fun.
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ADULT SHELDON:
As much as I hated lying,
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I loved trains
just a little bit more.
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GEORGE JR.:
Dear Mandy, there are
so many things
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I love about you, it's hard
to know where to start.
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But I will.
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Sure, I could go on and on
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about your beautiful...
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B-E...
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Where does the dang "U" go?
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...pretty... boobs.
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But what's more important
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is what's underneath:
Your heart.
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Oh, yeah. That's good.
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Can I cash out?
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Oh. Sure.
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Hey, question--
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if you sneak into the bathroom
to watch a woman shower,
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00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,798
is that romantic or creepy?
268
00:09:58,864 --> 00:09:59,799
Romantic.
269
00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,334
That's what I thought.
270
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,838
And when you're alone
in the shower...
271
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,242
Ticket?
Oh.
272
00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,020
Mm-hmm.
273
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,406
Ja.
274
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,846
(snoring)
275
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,828
(snoring stops)
276
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,099
(snoring)
277
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,235
No.
278
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,381
What-- What the hell?
279
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,383
What?
What are you doing?
280
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,918
Wh--
281
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,554
I'm just putting nose spray in
'cause you're snoring.
282
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,891
Well, that's no reason to stick
something up my nose.
283
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,025
I'm sorry.
284
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,728
I mean, if anybody snores,
it's you.
285
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,164
I mean, just look
at that honker.
286
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,832
That's not very nice.
287
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:43,202
What's not nice is you
violating my nose.
288
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,837
It's not gonna
happen again.
289
00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:49,008
Hey, but listen,
now that you're up,
290
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,543
why don't we
just spritz
291
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,678
the other nostril--
Don't you dare!
292
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,480
Okay, okay.
293
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:58,451
And for your information,
you fart all night long.
294
00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,752
It's 'cause of
your cooking.
295
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,688
Quit feeding me fajitas.
296
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,926
SHELDON:
Dear Missy, I'm currently
on my fifth train ride
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00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,861
exploring Germany
and the nations
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00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,163
of the former
Austro-Hungarian Empire.
299
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,165
It's often referred to
as a dual monarchy
300
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,034
because the Hapsburg ruler
was both
301
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,570
the emperor of Austria
and the king of Hungary.
302
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:20,706
Speaking of hungry... strudel.
303
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,808
♪ ♪
304
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,250
(whistle blows, engine hisses)
305
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,185
(door closes)
306
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,122
Wait! Wait!
307
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,390
Warten! Warten!
308
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,459
That's German for "wait"!
309
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,862
ADULT SHELDON:
As you can see,
they did not warten.
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00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,401
(speaking German)
311
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,176
Sheldon Cooper.
312
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,911
(phone ringing)
313
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,313
Hello?
314
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,314
OPERATOR (German accent):
I have a collect call
315
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,415
from Sheldon Cooper.
316
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,650
Do you accept the charges?
317
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,485
Sorry, my dad said
it's too expensive and--
318
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,287
SHELDON:
Missy, please,
it's an emergency!
319
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,223
Fine. I accept.
320
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,324
OPERATOR:
Go ahead.
321
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,459
What?
322
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,827
I'm stranded
in a train station
323
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,762
in Weinheim, Germany,
and I can't call Mom
324
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,097
because I lied about--
Sorry.
325
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,632
I'm getting another call.
SHELDON: Wait, don't--
326
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,967
Hello?
327
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,969
Oh, hi, Taylor.
328
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,504
Nothing.
What're you up to?
329
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,106
Missy!
330
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,074
Missy?
331
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,509
Missy...
332
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,080
GEORGE JR.:
...and not just 'cause
you're naked in the shower--
333
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,383
'cause you're naked
and all sudsy.
334
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,553
It's like watching MTV,
but in the bathroom.
335
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,288
Well, I hope that didn't
sound creepy,
336
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,324
but you're so pretty
I can't stop looking at you,
337
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,394
even with clothes on
covered with CeeCee's spit-up.
338
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,096
Oh, you're
reading my letter.
339
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,198
I'll come back.
340
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,033
Oh, now you want
to give me privacy?
341
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,068
So, it was creepy, huh?
342
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,670
It was.
343
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,406
Where you going?
344
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,641
Well, I'm gonna go
take a shower.
345
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,276
Maybe I'll leave
the door unlocked.
346
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,047
Well, all right.
347
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,921
It's okay, young man,
we speak English.
348
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,723
But not as well as my German,
so stay with me.
349
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,211
(sighs)
350
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,105
♪ I'm walking, yes, indeed ♪
351
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,140
♪ And I'm talking
about you and me ♪
352
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,141
♪ I'm hoping ♪
353
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,410
♪ That you come back to me ♪
354
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,811
♪ Yeah ♪
355
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,114
♪ I'm lonely as I can be. ♪
356
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,083
(shower running)
357
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,619
MANDY:
(gasps) Oh God!
GEORGE JR.: Dad, get out!
358
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,221
MANDY:
Why didn't you
lock the door?
359
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,889
GEORGE JR.:
I didn't want
to miss anything.
360
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,694
MARY:
...I've been sitting here
staring at your picture,
361
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,063
thinking about all the years
we've been together
362
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:35,801
and how I may have taken you
for granted the last few.
363
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,238
I do appreciate you,
I do love you,
364
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,607
and I'm sorry
I don't say it enough...
365
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,543
or say it at all.
366
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,744
So...
367
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,213
rest up because when I get back,
368
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,182
I'm gonna show you how mu--
369
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,284
(phone ringing)
370
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:56,755
Hello?
371
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:57,990
Mom, it's me.
372
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,224
I know I'm not
supposed to call,
373
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,993
but Sheldon called
and said he's in trouble.
374
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,761
Sheldon's at the library.
375
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,196
No, he's not.
376
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,431
He's stuck at a train station
somewhere in Germany.
377
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,299
When did he call?
378
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,801
I don't know.
Two, three hours ago...
379
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,035
What?!
380
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,104
You know, this is expensive,
I should go.
381
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,207
Oh.
382
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:17,776
I'm gonna kill him.
383
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,147
What are you doing?
384
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,550
I'm gonna go sleep
in the other room
385
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:25,718
so we don't bug
each other.
386
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,119
And leave me here all alone?
387
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,954
I thought you'd be happy.
388
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,191
Well, my nose might be happy,
but the rest of me won't be.
389
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,625
Aw.
390
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,395
Unless you're leaving
because my snoring is so bad.
391
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,063
Alleged snoring.
392
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,164
Alleged snoring?
393
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,899
I'm going half deaf
in this ear
394
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,401
from your alleged snoring.
395
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,503
Well, there must be
a way to compromise.
396
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,138
Compromise?
There's no compromise.
397
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,407
You won't let me spritz
your nasal passages.
398
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,342
Even if I did,
that's not gonna stop
399
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,578
the tear gas coming out
of your pants.
400
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,481
Onions in, onions out--
401
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,150
We talked about
this, you know.
402
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,252
("I'm Walkin'"
by Fats Domino playing)
403
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,358
(dog barks nearby)
404
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,760
Oh, dear.
405
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,900
(growling)
406
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:17,936
(grunts)
407
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,438
Uh, hello? Police?
408
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,573
Sprechen English?
409
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,875
Good, good. Um...
410
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,744
My little boy is lost
at a train station.
411
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,546
No, I don't know which one...
412
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:31,083
Um, he's, uh, five foot ten...
413
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,851
Well, he's little to me!
414
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,288
Never mind.
415
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,924
What happened to you?
416
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,359
Tough day.
417
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,027
At the library?
418
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,263
Yes.
419
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,698
Where's your other shoe?
420
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,003
When I was leaving...
the library,
421
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,704
a wild dog attacked me.
422
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,573
Oh, sweetie, no.
423
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,809
I fought him off,
but at the price of a loafer.
424
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,510
Where's your backpack?
425
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,213
I guess he got that, too.
426
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,549
Well...
427
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,784
that all makes
sense, Sheldon,
428
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,653
if that's what
really happened.
429
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,555
It is.
430
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,924
Okay, then.
431
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,392
Why don't you
go lie down?
432
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,961
I will.
433
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,496
I'm tired from all
the things that happened...
434
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,831
At the library.
435
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,432
At the library.
436
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,134
MARY:
Instead of punishing him,
437
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,336
I'm letting him think
he got away with it.
438
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,505
The guilt is eating him alive.
439
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,308
I wish you were here
to enjoy it with me.
440
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,442
Hey.
441
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,677
Hey.
442
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:33,846
Is it okay if Taylor and I
443
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,180
hang out in my room
and listen to music?
444
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,582
Sure.
445
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,450
Just keep the door closed
so I don't have to hear it.
446
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:39,618
You got it.
447
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,456
Probably gonna listen
to show tunes.
448
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,629
(snoring)
449
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,965
("The Blue Danube"
by Johann Strauss II playing)
450
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,968
(farting)
451
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,773
(farting and snoring continue)
452
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,847
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