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That is a delightful array
of food and beverage.
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Must be some party.
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Mind your business, lady.
Add this too.
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Let me help you with that.
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Yo! What the hell you doing?
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Huh, funny. You don't look
like a Laura Diamond.
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Does he look like
a Laura Diamond?
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No.
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Well, you know
who does look like a
Detective Laura Diamond?
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This guy.
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That's just a waste of
affordable Chardonnay.
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Damn! How'd you find
me anyway, man?
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Well, genius.
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First tip-off was the
substantial purchase made
on my debit card
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at XXX Video World.
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You do know they
invented the internet, right?
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So then I figured your
next stop would be to
load up on cheap booze,
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and you did not disappoint,
fake Laura Diamond.
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Bad luck, stealing a cop's
wallet. Take him away, guys.
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Oh, it's your birthday
this week!
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-Happy birth...
-Finish that sentence and I'm
gonna drag your ass in, too.
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I paid for the donuts, right?
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Donut?
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Donut?
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-It looks stale.
-That's why they
were half off.
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Petty officer, second class.
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Greg Hampson, shot point
blank in the chest more
or less 12 hours ago.
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Tugboat captain
pulled his body
out of the East River.
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Probably in town
for Fleet Week,
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there are thousands of sailors
here on shore leave.
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Is that...
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-Mustard?
-Floral residue.
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Remnants found
in the wound also.
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Possibly a boutonniere.
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Wouldn't expect
to see that after
twelve hours in the drink.
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Probably lilies. Stained the
crap out of my prom dress.
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We'll screen for prints
and DNA but
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river contaminants gonna make
a finding pretty unlikely.
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Do we know the
name of his ship?
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Fortunately seamen favor
waterproof wallets.
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ID puts him on the
USS Sherwood.
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Aircraft carrier,
Nimitz Class.
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USS Sherwood,
docked on Pier 92.
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Got a sec?
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-Really, on my break?
-Oh, sorry!
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When are you back?
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(SLURPING)
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-Back, may I help you?
-Yes.
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I made a birthday list of
everyone in the precinct...
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You really didn't
need to do that.
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I know, it's just something
I always did back
in Wisconsin...
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I mean, because I do that.
It's my thang.
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Then you know it's Laura's
birthday tomorrow.
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I'm assuming we're
doing a party.
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For Laura?
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Yeah, that would be a no.
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Oh, well, if no one
else is on it, I'm happy
to plan the whole thing.
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Uh-h...
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Well then you must
let me help!
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You know, I know Laura better
than the soundtrack to Wicked.
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Wow! Ha, that'd be awesome.
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Okay, whatever you do,
just make sure that
it's a surprise.
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Really? I wouldn't have
pegged Laura for the
"surprise party" type.
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I know, right? The woman is a
bundle of contradictions.
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There is nothing she
loves more than walking
into a dark room
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and having a mob of
well-wishers jump out
at her, shouting,
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"Happy birthday!"
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It would be a huge challenge
to surprise the best
detective on the force.
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I gotta start planning!
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Thanks, Max!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(SLURPING)
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Seasick already?
You do realize the
ship isn't moving?
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I've got a finely tuned
stomach sensitivity.
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Okay, I'll just slide
out of your barf radius.
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Oh, look. Our military escort.
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Busting out that NYPD respect.
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Why am I not
getting that vibe?
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Special Agent Barrington,
NCIS, this is Lieutenant
Commander Simmons,
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the captain's XO.
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Detective Diamond, Soto,
NYPD Homicide.
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We understand
you've been inquiring about
Petty Officer Hampson?
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Not inquiring, we're
conducting a murder
investigation.
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You'd need approval from
Captain Meeks and he's on a
call with Naval Intelligence.
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We'll be happy to wait.
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He has a dedication ceremony
on board today.
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Let's just say the captain's
an extremely busy man.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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(LAURA CLEARS THROAT)
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Uh, detective,
are you all right?
You look a little green.
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Uh, I just need a minute
with my partner.
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-We're being dock blocked.
-Big time.
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By a pencil pusher
with a pencil skirt.
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She probably keeps her
gun on her desk next
to her paperclips.
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Okay, this is the plan.
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I'm gonna say I need a
bathroom because I'm
about to blow chunks.
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-You are about to blow chunks.
-Making it a good plan.
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You distract her long
enough for me to find
Hampson's cabin.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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She's a woman,
you're Billy Soto,
do I have to spell it out?
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(BELCHING)
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The head's a deck below.
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Hola.
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Seriously?
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(GASPING)
Oof...hello! Oof.
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Greg Hampson's cabin?
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Down the hall
to your right, ma'am.
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As you were.
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Free drinks?
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Oh!
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(GAGGING)
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Hi!
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Perfect timing!
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Now you came to take me
to your captain.
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(APPLAUSE)
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I could take it from here.
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Less chit-chat next time, huh?
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Stand down.
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Well, as you can see,
Detective, it's not
a good time.
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Sir, this is an urgent matter.
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I just found these
bloody rags in Petty Officer
Hampson's foot locker.
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That area is under seal.
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Was. I've worked my fair
share of Maritime crimes.
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NYPD has the right
to search a victim's cabin.
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Petty Officer Hampson's tragic
death is a Navy matter
and I can assure you
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the Navy is
conducting its own,
very thorough investigation.
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-Now, if you'll excuse me.
-Oh!
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I see the mayor's wife
and some other really
fancy people are
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waiting for you
to cut the ribbon.
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So do we have your
cooperation or not?
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I'm going to need to speak
with your superior.
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My captain is Jake Broderick.
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Second Precinct. Hit one for
his cell, two for his office.
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And I will need to speak
to your sailors.
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Well, I've got 6,000 of them
currently spread out
all over the city
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and we ship out in 72 hours.
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Then I better get started.
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Reynaldo says the bloody rags
tested negative
for our victim or
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any human victim,
for that matter.
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-So what was it?
-Shark blood.
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So unless our victim has
a taste for funky sushi...
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He's smuggling shark fin.
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Shark fin's illegal now?
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Oh, it's big money.
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Yeah, the boys just did
a "save the sea life"
project at their
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uber eco-conscious school.
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Maybe someday they'll
even learn how to spell.
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Shark fin is a precious
aphrodisiac in Asia.
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So I'm told.
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Note to self for
my next vacation.
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Our aircraft carrier did just
get in from the Indian Ocean.
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Well, if he was smuggling,
he'd definitely would
need an accomplice.
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And a falling out with said
accomplice could spell motive.
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I wonder how far up
the chain it could go,
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because it seemed like
Captain Meeks was not
saying everything he knew.
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That would be
quite impressive,
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because he was sure
saying a lot when he called
to read me the riot act.
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He told me to reign in
my female detective.
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Aw, he referred to me
by my gender?
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Well, that is just
the sweetest!
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They are pursuing their
own investigation.
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Wait a minute,
the protocol is clear.
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We're sharing jurisdiction
with the Navy on this, right?
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A point I made quite clear
with the captain.
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If only we knew where a bunch
of sailors would hang out
during Fleet Week...
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Oh, what do you know!
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Got it in Hampson's room.
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The Landmark Bar, half price
during Fleet Week.
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Ladies drink free!
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Well, I will send
the other ladies.
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You and Billy
dig into Hampson.
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Profile, family history...
Anything that could
be helpful.
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When do I get to be boss?
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Ha!
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At ease, sailor.
Recognize this man?
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Bunked two doors
down from him.
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Sad what happened.
Good sailor.
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Was he into anything not good?
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No. Guy was a high and tight.
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Wilbur, his bunk mate,
was always bitching about
him being a Boy Scout.
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Where can we find Wilbur?
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He's making a supply run
in Chinatown.
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What kind of supply run
would a sailor be making
in Chinatown?
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-It's kind of dirty, ma'am.
-I'm a homicide detective!
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-Try me.
-Okay, so...
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There's this Chinese
supplement...
Tiger penis powder.
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What kind of powder?
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I think he said tiger penis.
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It's like herbal Viagra.
I hear one hit and
you can go for hours.
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We don't want you
to go for hours.
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-Go where?
-Keep taking notes.
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So where would
he be in Chinatown
to get this substance?
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I think he said
Mott and Canal.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Sounds like a place that would
buy and sell shark fin.
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So is Tony whipping
up a big foodie dinner
to celebrate your big...
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Day that we're not
talking about?
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Yep. Just hoping that
my stomach is off
the boat by then.
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It better be. It's not every
day that you turn...
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Hey, don't even!
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Excuse me.
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Hi, do you have anything
for seasickness?
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You got a problem?
I got the cure.
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One teaspoon,
three times a day,
boom, you're all good.
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Thank you.
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00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,727
How about, um...
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Husband troubles?
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Tiger penis.
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For realz. This will make him
a new man overnight.
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Yeah, um, we tried
tiger penis, it wasn't
strong enough.
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He really needs
a lot of help in that...
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Area, so...
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Excuse me?
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Nothing to be embarrassed
about, honey.
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It's just because you
wear those tighty whities.
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Do you sell anything...
More powerful?
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Like maybe...shark fin?
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Whoa lady,
shark fin's illegal.
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I don't mess with that stuff.
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-You sure?
-Right back here.
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Wilbur.
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Hey!
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-Are you all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine, go! Go.
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Watch out!
Excuse me, excuse me!
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Hey, NYPD! Stop!
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(HONKING HORN)
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I said stop!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey! Freeze, don't move.
Don't move!
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Dude, can you not see
I got the drop on you?
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Freeze, sailor!
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NCIS.
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Looks like she's got
the drop on you.
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As I just told you,
my dear woman, because he
is a homicide suspect.
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Petty Officer Roan Wilbur.
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I need a full FBI
and DOD screen.
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Wilbur, like the pig.
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00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,208
No, Charlotte is the spider.
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-Well, my superior is not...
-Give me the phone.
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Hi, this is
Detective Laura Diamond,
2nd Precinct, NYPD.
243
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Here I am, being superior.
244
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:37,989
We need everything
that you have on Wilbur.
We need it yesterday.
245
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,390
My hero.
246
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,533
For Laura's birthday,
I'm thinking color scheme.
247
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,502
Silver? You know,
for balloons and streamers?
248
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:53,204
Word to the wise.
Pink, nothing but pink!
249
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,973
Pink, Laura? Come on.
250
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,809
Once a year,
she just lets that
girly freak flag fly. Yeah!
251
00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,178
And you're gonna do it
at her house, right?
252
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,881
Actually, I was thinking
about a bar. I doubt she wants
to be ambushed at her house.
253
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,283
No-no-no-no,
she absolutely would.
254
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,553
Oh, yeah, just call her
babysitter and let her know.
255
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,989
-Okay, if you say so.
-Oh, I say so!
256
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,125
-Victory?
-Oh, yeah.
257
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,494
Billy is gonna lose his mind.
258
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,997
You knew Wilbur was smuggling?
259
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,064
Yeah, I did.
260
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,670
When were you planning
on telling me that
my murder victim
261
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,539
was part of your
ongoing investigation?
262
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,575
You've been working on this
case a day, Detective.
263
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,745
My NCIS team has been
on it for six months.
264
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,580
Look, don't go pulling Navy
rank on me, all right?
265
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,415
FYI, NCIS isn't part
of the Navy.
266
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,617
I'm a federal agent
assigned to this case.
267
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,853
And I'm a New York City
detective assigned
to this case.
268
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:45,990
Well, as far as my
investigation is concerned you
are on a need-to-know basis.
269
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,494
And I need to know, what
the hell is going on here?
270
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:54,399
Petty Officer Hampson was
helping me collect intel on
Wilbur's smuggling operation.
271
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:58,603
That's what the bloody rags
in his foot locker
were all about.
272
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,438
I don't believe this.
273
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,740
Wilbur probably
figured it out, that's why
he took out Hampson.
274
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,943
No, I'm sure his cover
wasn't blown.
275
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,644
Wilbur had no idea.
276
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,480
Yeah, and I'm sure
you wanna think that,
otherwise this is on you.
277
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,484
It's already on me.
The fact that this murder
happened in your city
278
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,320
doesn't make this
any less my case.
279
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,688
Here's what's gonna happen.
280
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,523
You two are gonna work
this case together.
281
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,758
-Captain...
-Starting now.
282
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,528
You two are gonna keep
each other in the loop.
283
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,330
Understood?
284
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,665
Your suspect is waiting.
285
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:31,236
Hampson was clean
as they come, wouldn't even
cheat on his girlfriend.
286
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,004
Who he never even met.
287
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,107
I told him to dump her,
the chick didn't even
send him naked selfies.
288
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,176
Tell us more
about the girlfriend.
289
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,813
One of those online things.
Been going on...past eight
months, maybe.
290
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:44,682
Saw a picture once.
Hot blonde. Not naked.
291
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,050
Yeah, you mentioned that.
292
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,853
He said he was finally
gonna meet her. F2F.
293
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,555
-Face-to-face.
-I know what that means.
294
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,457
Just checking.
295
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,058
Meet her when?
296
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,426
Last night.
297
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,796
You know, there was floral
residue on the bullet wound.
298
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,765
I bet you he just
brought her flowers.
299
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,470
We need to find this Miss F2F.
300
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,673
Talked to Hampson's
family back in Iowa,
301
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,808
local PD, his boot
camp instructor...
302
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:16,080
Nothing unusual. And Reynaldo
came up zeros on DNA
and print screens.
303
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,715
-Have you been
listening to me?
-Yes.
304
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,684
You have no helpful
information whatsoever.
305
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,552
You're listening.
306
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,789
Dr. Chinatown's herbs make
me more seasick than
that stupid boat.
307
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,525
-It's an aircraft carrier.
-It's still stupid.
308
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,827
Anything from Wilbur?
309
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,363
Alibied out. Said Hampson had
an online girlfriend.
310
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,532
This special agent here
is gonna pull his e-mails.
311
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,234
Unless that's on a
need-to-know basis, too?
312
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:40,939
Be nice or I'll start
reading your e-mails for
suspicious activity.
313
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,441
-Made your point.
-Her name's Nancy.
314
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,744
No last name. Looks like
she's in her twenties,
great body.
315
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,513
Working the cleavage.
316
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,448
Okay, now we
know her cup size,
what about where she lives?
317
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,749
Does she mention a borough?
318
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,419
Mm-mm. Too busy writing
pseudo-romantic mush.
319
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,522
"I walked home past the
stately elm trees in the park
320
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,291
"waiting for them
to bloom like our love."
321
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,193
This is a waste of time.
322
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,494
I need to report back.
323
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,796
Oh, not alone, you're not.
324
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,831
Your report is now our report.
325
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:17,942
Let's see if the NYPD can
outsmart the US Navy.
326
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:21,579
"Taking inside of me
the scent of burning
sandalwood in the air."
327
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,815
Oh! I love sandalwood.
328
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,785
Every summer, back in
Eau Claire, my mom took me to
this hippie renaissance fair
329
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,321
where all you could smell
were sandalwood incense...
330
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,490
And pot.
331
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,626
"Need you here to inject
me with warmth."
332
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,496
Someone's been reading
a lot of cheap erotica
from the dollar store.
333
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,898
Not that you would know where
to get cheap erotica.
334
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,434
-I'm working here.
-Continue.
335
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,138
"I have the most amazing
Ukrainian diner next door.
336
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,841
"Can't wait to take
you for pierogis."
337
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,776
Now I like this chick.
338
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,145
I assume she's going
somewhere with this.
339
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,780
Triangulating.
340
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,082
She calls it her Laura GPS.
341
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,817
Stately elm trees?
342
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:03,788
Dutch elm disease killed
almost all the elms in
New York during the '70s.
343
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:09,327
The only place that still has
them is Tompkins Square Park,
East Village.
344
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:13,798
And Ukrainian diner?
Veselka, best pierogis
in New York,
345
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,667
putting Nancy right here.
346
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,102
She's good.
347
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,170
Word.
348
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,673
Mmm.
349
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,942
These pierogis are delish.
350
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,211
Fried dough balls rarely suck.
351
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,417
"N. Santamaria. 1C."
352
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,718
That could be Nancy.
353
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,621
Broken.
354
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,858
1B.
355
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,227
Wow.
356
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,630
New York landlords
spare no expense.
357
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,964
1C.
358
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,236
Excuse me,
laundry coming through.
(CHUCKLES)
359
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,971
Hey, uh, is this
Nancy's apartment?
360
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,173
You guys friends of hers?
361
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,308
Friends of friends.
And you are?
362
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:01,245
Dwayne. Uh, neighbor. 1D.
363
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,415
You know, I bet she's
on her computer wearing
her headphones.
364
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,084
Last week,
I dropped off her mail.
365
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,486
I knocked for 10 minutes
before she answered.
366
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,987
Was she home last night?
367
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,123
Well, Nancy hardly ever
leaves her apartment.
368
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,927
Well, except when her cable
goes out, then she's on my
couch watching her shows.
369
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,061
Hm!
370
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,168
Nancy Santamaria, NYPD.
371
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,707
Yes?
372
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,075
Hi, is Nancy here?
373
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,243
That's me.
374
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,613
You're... Nancy Santamaria?
375
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,882
Is there a problem?
376
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,618
Uh, do you know this woman?
377
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,553
I'm sorry, I can't help you.
378
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,922
-How about Greg Hampson?
-No.
379
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,825
Okay, we're asking, Nancy,
because we are concerned
380
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,294
you may be the victim
of identity theft.
381
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,697
A lot of that going
around lately.
382
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,032
You know, it just
happened to a detective
in our precinct, so...
383
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,801
You must have
the wrong apartment.
384
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,805
It smells like...the
renaissance fair.
385
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,907
Burning sandalwood
incense, Nancy?
386
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,409
-So?
-So you are Greg's girlfriend.
387
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,879
I'm guessing that's a yes.
388
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,214
Thank you, tae kwon do.
389
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,315
Excuse me?
390
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,121
Step away from the computer.
Stop typing, Nancy.
391
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,956
No!
392
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,792
Erasing your hard drive?
I don't think so, Nancy.
393
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,294
It's private, don't touch it.
394
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,929
Which is why we'll be
obtaining a search warrant.
395
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,697
And an arrest warrant.
396
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,566
Destroying evidence.
Obstruction.
397
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,934
You're coming with us.
398
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,878
It's always the quiet ones.
399
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,814
She doesn't seem like much
of a femme fatale.
400
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,349
Did you run the numbers
in her phone?
401
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,985
Any calls or texts to her
boyfriend, Greg Hampson?
402
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:51,088
Yes, but he's not
the only one.
403
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,657
Nancy has another boyfriend?
404
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,292
Um, try plural.
405
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,532
Wow!
406
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,235
Okay, now I'm not just
seasick, I'm hallucinating.
407
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,237
They all claim to be
Nancy's boyfriend.
408
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,606
-Which means...
-Nancy's a slut.
409
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,007
No!
410
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,476
They are all suspects.
411
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,282
How many are we talking about?
412
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,284
Seven.
413
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,254
Excuse me? Seven boyfriends?
414
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,190
What are you, Snow White?
415
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,359
Actually, they're not
all my boyfriends.
416
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,461
Two are my fiances.
417
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,697
Wow. How the hell
does that work?
418
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:38,135
We...send texts and e-mails.
419
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,104
Except for Zeke.
Because he's in prison,
420
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:44,742
he's not allowed
to get e-mails and texts
so I send him actual letters.
421
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,577
I spray mine with perfume.
422
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,913
I don't wanna know what
he sprays on his.
423
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,450
And your Girls Gone Wild
profile picture.
424
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,588
When I go online as myself,
I get rejected.
425
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,591
When I go online like that,
men talk to me.
426
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,693
Okay, see, that's where
I'm confused.
427
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,862
If you don't want to be seen
then why plan a date
with Greg Hampson?
428
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,798
That wasn't my idea. He found
out that I lived in New York
429
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,201
and he wanted to meet
with me when he was here.
430
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,802
He was such a sweet guy.
431
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,139
I thought I would finally stop
hiding and give it a try.
432
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,209
We caught you trying
to erase your hard drive
on your computer. Why?
433
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,112
I panicked. I thought I was
in some kind of trouble.
434
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,347
Oh, I get it.
435
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,816
You were receiving gifts?
436
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,085
I'm gonna guess...money.
437
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,221
From these men of yours.
438
00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:31,822
I didn't ask them for it.
439
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,760
How much did
you never ask for
from Greg Hampson?
440
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,328
Three thousand.
441
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,330
I was behind on my rent.
But he said it was no problem.
442
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,365
Nancy, where were
you last night?
443
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:45,169
I was waiting for Greg
at the coffee shop.
444
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,805
For five hours,
he never showed up.
445
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,309
I figured he saw me through
the window and saw
what I really looked like
446
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,412
and didn't like it,
so he left.
447
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,582
Thank you.
448
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,252
Okay. Manager and
waitress both confirm
449
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:04,322
Nancy was waiting at the
coffee shop until 2:00 a.m.,
450
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,390
ate three pieces of pecan pie.
451
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,893
-Yum.
-Saddest alibi ever.
452
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,061
She's a sad woman.
453
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,996
Most catfishers are.
454
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,931
-Cat-what?
-Catfishing.
455
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:18,202
Creating a fake identity and
then using social media
to find romance.
456
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,005
-That's a thing?
-Huge thing.
457
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,740
And these sad sacks
fell for it.
458
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:26,277
Their alibis check out, I told
them they're free to go home.
459
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,145
They're still just there.
460
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:34,051
I'm sure this is embarrassing
for all of you,
461
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,153
being swordfished.
462
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,588
No sword. Cat.
463
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:40,124
Cat...cat?
464
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,159
I gotta ask.
465
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:47,098
Each one of you had a dirty
flirty...online with a woman
you've never met,
466
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:52,002
but now it's obvious that
your relationship wasn't
exactly monogamous,
467
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,438
and yet you're still here.
468
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,007
Explain.
469
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,409
I love her.
470
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,277
I'm waiting for these
two to leave.
471
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,480
(SIGHING)
472
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,782
Dismissed.
473
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:06,851
(SCOFFING)
474
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,953
Laura. Come on!
475
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,088
You should have told me you
found Hampson's girlfriend.
476
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,691
I need to keep Jennifer
apprised of any development
in the case.
477
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,292
So now it's Jennifer.
478
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:16,994
-Whatever.
-Anyway.
479
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,730
The catfish alibied up.
We have to throw her back.
480
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:24,201
So now, we have to check out
all the other boyfriends.
481
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,669
It's gonna be a long night.
482
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,738
For me, yeah, but aren't you
and Tony celebrating
483
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,673
that yearly event that
we're not talking about?
484
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:30,875
I should stay.
485
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,010
(CHUCKLING)
Hell no.
486
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:37,548
Uh-uh. Come on. Because when
it's my yearly event, you
better be sending me home.
487
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,750
-Let's go. Come on.
-Okay.
488
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,219
-Keep me posted.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go.
489
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:46,223
Thank you so much for your
time. No, you've been
really, really helpful.
490
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,892
Yeah. Okay, bye.
491
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:51,662
Go, Frankie, go, Frankie,
go, go, go Frankie.
492
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,234
New lead.
493
00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,805
Zeke Selkey, Nancy's
convict boyfriend.
494
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,039
I thought he was in jail.
495
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,208
Was, until three weeks ago.
496
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,043
Released to a halfway
house in Queens.
497
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,579
Zeke and Nancy used
to send snail mail
letters to each other
498
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,648
which means he knows
Nancy's address.
499
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,317
Could have been stalking her,
intercepted Hampson,
500
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,286
lured him down to the river
and then shot him.
501
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,689
That's a lot to assume,
but it is the best lead
in front of us.
502
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,324
Maybe he'll show up
at catfish Nancy's.
503
00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:21,992
Billy, you go stake it out.
504
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,295
I can go too, with... Billy.
505
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,497
No, you and Frankie
hit the halfway house.
506
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,399
If he doesn't show up, see if
you can get some intel.
507
00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:31,502
I could ask Agent Barrington
to help me stake out
Nancy's apartment.
508
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,637
That's a good idea, Soto.
509
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:37,808
You keep her involved,
you keep the Navy off my ass.
I'll get her number for you.
510
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,543
Oh, it's okay, I got it.
511
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:52,389
So now I have to tell
Captain Meeks that I'm on
a stakeout for a suspect
512
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:55,092
I didn't know existed
until an hour ago.
513
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,228
-Thanks a lot.
-Okay.
514
00:24:57,230 --> 00:25:00,965
How many times do I have to
apologize for my partner not
keeping us in the loop?
515
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,099
Us?
516
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,834
Right. Like you didn't know.
517
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,872
I swear. Listen, we're talking
about Laura Diamond here.
518
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,907
I can't stop her when
she goes rogue.
519
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:12,576
Well, that gives me
a lot of confidence in you
as my wing man.
520
00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:14,845
-Oh, now I'm your wing man?
-Mm-hmm.
521
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,714
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
522
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,050
Oh, it's Meredith.
523
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,019
Meredith, what's up?
524
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,455
Zeke signed out of his halfway house hours ago and isn't answering his phone.
525
00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:28,158
-He might be coming for Nancy.
-Okay, Roger that. Thanks.
526
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:33,464
I, uh...just want to say
that I'm really sorry
about Hampson.
527
00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:35,466
It sounds like he was
a really good dude.
528
00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:37,601
Yeah, he was.
529
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:42,673
Crazy thing is that he
survived three tours of duty
only to lose his life in some
530
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:46,410
misguided long-distance
relationship.
531
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:49,280
Hm. That's why I keep my
romances short distance.
532
00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:52,550
Yeah. I guess you don't really
know someone till you've
533
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:55,519
sat in a cold car
with a busted radio.
534
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:56,987
And an unlimited
supply of tuna.
535
00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,124
-(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
-It's Meredith again.
536
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,992
Meredith, what's up?
537
00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:06,063
We have a description of Zeke. Male, white, 32, 6'3, 240. Curly, dark...
538
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,732
Yeah, I pulled his mug shot
hours ago, we're good.
539
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,234
Okay? Thanks.
540
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,103
She's checking up on you.
On us.
541
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,306
Detective Bose? Nah.
542
00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:18,609
She's professional. Listen,
we're just tight like that,
you know? Friendship tight.
543
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:21,011
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
544
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,947
Your pants are buzzing.
545
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,216
Do you want me to get that?
546
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:29,353
Oh, Meredith. Seriously?
547
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:30,988
Oh! It's Laura.
548
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,990
Hey, aren't you
on some hot date?
549
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:36,927
Not anymore. Call off the
APB on Zeke Selkey.
550
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,829
And bring Nancy back
down to the precinct.
551
00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:43,434
-What's up?
-Our ex-con Romeo is deadio.
552
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:47,004
That's two boyfriends down,
five more to go.
553
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:55,312
Zeke Selkey's body was found
in the same park where
Greg Hampson was shot.
554
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,982
Two men, whose only connection
to each other was you.
555
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,517
-Why is this happening?
-That's for you to explain.
556
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,453
Zeke's been out of prison
for two weeks.
557
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,421
You expect us to believe
you didn't know that?
558
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,857
He didn't say anything,
I swear to you.
559
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:08,926
Why aren't you out looking
for who killed him?
560
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,794
'Cause maybe we're looking
at her right now.
561
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,731
What? Me? Your detectives were
outside my building all night.
562
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,799
Zeke was killed two hours
before our people got there.
563
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,035
-You had plenty of time.
-No.
564
00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:21,071
And maybe you ran into Greg
Hampson on your way home from
the coffee shop last night?
565
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,307
We talked to the
waitress again,
she is not so sure
566
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,042
you were there
the whole five hours.
567
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,977
No! No, I was there.
568
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:30,114
-I was.
-You don't actually care
about any of these men.
569
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,282
You manipulated them into
sending you money.
570
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:36,220
And when Zeke and Greg
got too close, your lie was
going to be exposed.
571
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,188
No! They used me.
572
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:42,593
My profile was fake, but what
I shared with them was real.
573
00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:46,630
If all these relationships
were real, why did
you need seven?
574
00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,999
Because you can't rely
on any of them!
575
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,301
They start out romantic
but then pretty soon
576
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,738
all they want is for you
to say filthy things to them
577
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:56,874
and then I don't hear
from them for days.
578
00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:01,045
Then I would just...instead of
breaking up I would move
on to the next one.
579
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,080
But that doesn't
make me a killer.
580
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:06,183
So it's a coincidence that
Greg and Zeke died
coming to see you?
581
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,619
What are you not telling us?
582
00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:10,954
I, I wanna go home.
583
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,122
I wanna go home.
584
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,096
We know.
585
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,833
Nancy.
586
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,169
Are you on any medication?
587
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,439
Yeah.
588
00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:31,642
What's your doctor's name?
589
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:33,911
Elizabeth Carlin.
590
00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,547
Clinical psychiatrist,
Upper West Side.
591
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,316
Should we go talk to her now?
592
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,518
Nah, it's past midnight.
593
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,855
Go ahead and clock out,
I'll get Frankie and Meredith
on it in the morning.
594
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:47,658
We are keeping
Crazytown overnight.
595
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,130
Need a lift?
596
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,744
Escorting me back to my cabin.
597
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:08,812
Quite the gentleman.
598
00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:11,248
If I'm the gentleman I guess
that makes you the officer.
599
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,150
Tonight, I'm just Jennifer.
600
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:16,887
You mentioned you had
something to give me?
About the case.
601
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:18,055
Right.
602
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,960
A list of Hampson's
personal effects.
603
00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:27,464
Thank you.
604
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,700
You know you could have
just e-mailed me this.
605
00:29:29,702 --> 00:29:32,236
All of his other
correspondences.
606
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,171
Redacted, of course.
607
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,173
You could have
e-mailed me this, too.
608
00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:41,979
-A stapler.
-Ah.
609
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,949
-A stapler.
-Mmm-hmm.
610
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,985
I can always use
an extra stapler.
611
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:52,122
So now that I have
given you something,
612
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,224
it's your turn to give
me something.
613
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:59,129
Oh...everything I have to give
is on a need-to-know basis.
614
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:03,100
Well, I need to know
what is underneath this shirt.
615
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:05,269
You know what?
616
00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:08,205
You may not be
an official Navy officer,
617
00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,109
but I'd like to thank you
for your service.
618
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:19,183
MEREDITH: Tell us about Nancy,
Dr. Carlin.
619
00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:23,720
Nancy's a deeply insecure
woman, she has some
anger issues,
620
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:27,758
but in my opinion she is
not capable of violence.
621
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,827
Well, we'll still need
to see your files.
622
00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:32,196
Just to remind you, Nancy
gave us written permission,
which allows us to...
623
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:35,999
No, it's not that.
My office was broken into
a couple of weeks ago
624
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,901
and all of my notebooks
were stolen.
625
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:40,904
Really? Could it have been
one of your patients?
626
00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:43,073
Well, it certainly
crossed my mind.
627
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:47,377
To your best recollection,
were any of the men that Nancy
was catfishing the jealous
628
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,413
or aggressive type?
629
00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:53,250
No, I don't think so.
Half the time we'd talk about
her obsession with TV.
630
00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,485
The Voice, especially.
631
00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:58,856
She would talk to me for hours
and hours about who was safe
and who'd been voted off...
632
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:03,060
I was so happy Craig won. When
he opened his heart and he
sang that Johnny Cash song,
633
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,863
I just, I cried listening.
He was so...
634
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,332
Please continue.
635
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:10,834
Well, Nancy's cable always
seemed to go out
636
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:14,004
right before the
show started and she'd panic.
637
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,139
She had to watch
it at a neighbor's.
638
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:20,811
And I suggested to her that
she DVR it, but she said no,
she had to see it live.
639
00:31:20,813 --> 00:31:23,146
Only way to watch The Voice.
640
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:25,349
-Anything else, Dr. Carlin?
-Yes.
641
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:29,553
Recently she's developed
a deep-seated paranoia.
642
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,122
Paranoid? About what?
643
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:35,025
She's convinced that
she's being watched.
644
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,197
It was about the break-in?
645
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,665
Nice outfit, Soto.
646
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,600
Liked it better when you
wore it yesterday.
647
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,569
Oh, I did? Hm.
648
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,871
Smells like you did.
649
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:52,542
So whoever stole the notebooks
from Dr. Carlin's office knows
all about Nancy's boyfriends.
650
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:55,212
We find the notebooks,
maybe we find our murderer.
651
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,781
Incident report on
Dr. Carlin's office break-in.
652
00:31:57,783 --> 00:32:01,985
Says the perp cut the alarm
then connected it again
when they left.
653
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:06,390
We know that Nancy's cable
keeps going off and
then back on again.
654
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:11,061
Maybe Nancy's paranoia isn't
paranoia. Maybe she
is being watched.
655
00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:13,063
By who?
She's practically a shut-in.
656
00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:15,866
You mentioned a very
helpful neighbor?
657
00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:18,568
Who knows all of her habits,
picks up her mail?
658
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,304
Duane. Lives down the hallway.
659
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:21,505
Super friendly guy.
660
00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:23,774
Excuse me.
Laundry coming through.
661
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:27,678
Yeah, and he told you that he
lets her watch TV in his place
whenever her cable goes out.
662
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:32,349
And there were wires
hanging down from the
ceiling of the hallway
663
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:33,650
next to Nancy's apartment.
664
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,886
Wanna bet one of those
is a TV cable?
665
00:32:35,888 --> 00:32:39,656
If he's that obsessed, he
would do anything to stop her
from being with someone else.
666
00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:42,092
He's seen her mail, he might
know about Zeke the ex-con.
667
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:46,596
Oh, I got a Duane Hartsuff
right here. Same address
and he's got a record.
668
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,598
Ooh, that's him.
669
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,169
Two arrests for stalking,
one for assault, multiple
restraining orders.
670
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:55,105
Super-friendly guy is
sounding super guilty.
671
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,674
(KNOCKING LOUDLY)
672
00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:00,911
Duane Hartsuff, NYPD!
We have a warrant to
search your premises!
673
00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:02,779
Tae kwon do, take two?
674
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:08,185
-Police!
-Clear, clear!
675
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,355
All right, we're looking
for a nine millimeter,
semi-automatic weapon.
676
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:15,058
Uh, those look like they
might be the notebooks.
677
00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:17,928
Oh, yes.
678
00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:19,730
Wow.
679
00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,298
Anything incriminating?
680
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,867
No. Nancy's shrink has great
handwriting for a doctor.
681
00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:27,938
-So this is our guy.
-We got him on burglary. Now
we've gotta get him on murder.
682
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:29,639
-Let's get on the computer.
-Okay.
683
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:34,411
What would a homicidal
sociopath use for
his password?
684
00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,079
Try 1-2-3-4.
685
00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,315
What kind of lame-ass
uses 1-2-3-4?
686
00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,449
Don't judge.
687
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,886
Denied.
688
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,121
We're gonna need a tech.
689
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,056
Not if he's pulling
a War Games.
690
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,191
What's that?
691
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,293
A classic film.
692
00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:52,029
Come on, people.
693
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:56,466
It's about a professor who
names his supercomputer
and password after
694
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:59,770
the most important
person in his life,
his dead son.
695
00:33:59,772 --> 00:34:01,204
Oh, like The Imitation Game?
696
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:03,240
What's that?
The point is,
697
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:08,845
Duane's password may
be the name of the most
important person in his life.
698
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,847
Nancy.
699
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:13,283
The mother lode!
700
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:15,452
Duane's hooked up
to Nancy's Wi-Fi.
701
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:18,121
He's using a spy cam to watch
in her apartment.
702
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,425
So she wasn't paranoid,
creepy Duane was watching
everything she did.
703
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,226
And reading everything
she wrote.
704
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,395
He's even got a cloned account
and can send messages from
705
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,230
Nancy's e-mail without
her knowing.
706
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:31,034
I bet he's been writing
to our dead guys
pretending to be her.
707
00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:33,136
Like the e-mail he just sent
eight minutes ago
708
00:34:33,138 --> 00:34:35,772
to another one of Nancy's
boyfriends, Hector?
709
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:38,208
-Lunatic's gonna kill again.
-Not if we find him first.
710
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:43,480
If he can send an e-mail as
Nancy, can't we send him an
e-mail pretending we're Nancy?
711
00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,148
Hell yes, we can.
712
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:50,153
All right. So there's only one
thing that this guy wants more
713
00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:52,456
than Nancy's suitors dead.
714
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,857
He wants Nancy.
715
00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:55,292
-Ready?
-Ready.
716
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:59,863
Duane, my venture
into the internet for love
717
00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,765
has forsaken me.
718
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,467
Here we go again.
719
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,436
I now realize that the
universe has brought
us together.
720
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:09,306
It is you who fills my
heart with passion.
721
00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:11,508
Can we rendez-vous?
722
00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:15,979
-(BEEPING)
-It's him!
723
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,647
-That was fast.
-Where?
724
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,583
Too depressed for home.
725
00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:24,221
Meet me at my favorite
old dive, Halligan's.
726
00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,856
Rendez-vous at a cop bar?
727
00:35:25,858 --> 00:35:27,324
He doesn't know
it's a cop bar.
728
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:29,392
He's gonna learn the hard way.
729
00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,027
We're going catfishing.
730
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,905
-Good with that? Okay.
-Yeah.
731
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,552
What can I get ya?
732
00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,888
Uh, scotch, double.
733
00:35:59,892 --> 00:36:01,224
Waiting for someone?
734
00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:03,293
Ding ding ding.
735
00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,462
Do I have to tip you
extra for that?
736
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,596
What's she look like?
737
00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:09,499
Hundred and 15 pounds,
light brown hair,
738
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,103
cute little nose,
sweet, sweet smile.
739
00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:16,006
Oh, Nancy. You must be Duane.
740
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:17,574
Yeah. She had to leave.
741
00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,675
She...
742
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,178
I was supposed
to meet her here.
743
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,079
Sorry, pal, I see this a lot.
744
00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:25,148
You're wrong.
745
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:28,451
The universe brought
us together.
746
00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:31,054
Well maybe the universe
got cold feet.
747
00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:33,056
Or maybe Nancy's just
not the right woman.
748
00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,624
She is the right woman.
749
00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:35,926
She's my right woman.
750
00:36:35,928 --> 00:36:37,160
You sound pretty
confident about that.
751
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,396
I know better than
anyone else.
752
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,932
Last joker brought
her lilies.
753
00:36:41,934 --> 00:36:45,068
Okay? Nancy
doesn't like lilies.
754
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:48,071
-Floral residue.
-Probably lilies.
755
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:52,242
I hate to tell you this, but,
um, Nancy left to
see someone else.
756
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:56,947
Who?
757
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:59,849
She mentioned
a guy named Zeke.
758
00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:02,752
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's
not happening.
759
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:05,355
Uh, I'm pretty sure
that's what she said.
760
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:07,357
Well, she's not
gonna find him.
761
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:14,397
I heard that guy took a bullet
right between the eyes.
762
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,933
He's an ex-con, though.
What do you expect?
763
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,568
Shot.
764
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,404
-How'd you hear that?
-Nancy told me.
765
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:25,342
Nancy's been in custody
since last night.
766
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:28,445
And she never saw the
lilies that Greg Hampson
brought to her
767
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:31,915
because she was waiting
for him in a coffee shop
for five hours, see?
768
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:36,620
There's no way for you
to know any of this unless
you were there.
769
00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:40,523
Sorry, Duane, but Nancy did
not invite you here tonight.
770
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,425
I did.
771
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,361
-No!
-NYPD! Don't move!
772
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:46,596
Take your hands out
of your pockets.
773
00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:54,070
Agent Barrington.
774
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:56,473
How about I take you
to dinner?
775
00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,341
We don't even have
to eat in my car.
776
00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:01,811
That would be great but, um,
I'm shipping out tonight.
777
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:05,282
Oh, uh...cool, when
are you back in town?
778
00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:09,753
Not sure, but it was a
pleasure working with you.
779
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:22,499
Ouch! Player just got played.
780
00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:25,468
-Excuse me?
-She's just saying,
"Shake it off."
781
00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:29,005
FRANKIE: Okay.
782
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,174
Just talked to the babysitter.
783
00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:33,710
The birthday girl is en route.
784
00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,045
Let's roll.
785
00:38:35,047 --> 00:38:36,379
We've got to beat her there.
Let's roll.
786
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,148
Let's roll, let's roll,
let's roll!
787
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:45,955
Hello?
788
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:48,024
ALL: Surprise!
789
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:49,759
Wow!
790
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:50,860
Happy birthday, Mommy!
791
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,829
Thank you, sweeties!
792
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,130
Wow!
793
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:55,865
"Wow," is right,
and just so you know,
794
00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,867
I had nothing to do
with this princess party.
795
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:00,003
My house is pink!
796
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:03,640
-Isn't it awesome?
-Really...great.
797
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:04,841
Thank you, Frankie.
798
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,676
And thank you, everyone!
799
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,411
Happy birthday, Laura.
800
00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:11,648
Now, okay, before this
party gets rockin',
801
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:17,520
I just want to take a minute
to acknowledge the person
who helped me plan it all.
802
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:20,657
Max Carnegie, couldn't have
done it without you, dude.
803
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:22,559
Oh, Max Carnegie.
804
00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:26,696
(CHANTING)
Max, Max, Max!
805
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:30,400
Just so you know, I totally
invited your boyfriend, Tony,
806
00:39:30,402 --> 00:39:32,836
but he had to work.
807
00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:34,671
It's all right, Frankie.
808
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:37,440
He gave me his birthday
present last night.
809
00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:41,244
Ooh! Neat, what
did he give you?
810
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,846
(CHUCKLING)
811
00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:48,184
Uh, what he's been giving me
for about a month now.
812
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:51,888
Oh, those little brown
pastry thingies?
813
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,857
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
814
00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,592
Enjoy the party, Frankie.
815
00:39:57,662 --> 00:39:58,762
Yes!
816
00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,430
(GIGGLES)
817
00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:01,698
Who peed in
your Cheerios?
818
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,234
Hi, um, have you met
Laura Diamond?
819
00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,735
She hates pink.
820
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:08,204
She loathes parties.
Don't get me started on games.
821
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:12,041
Okay? And then you get
ambushed in your own
home and you're all...
822
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,611
(GIGGLING) Happy!
I don't understand you!
823
00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:18,448
I understand you.
You sabotaged Frankie's plan.
824
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:19,382
Right?
825
00:40:19,384 --> 00:40:22,152
No! Yes, I can't lie to you.
826
00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:25,722
She's perky and
she's sunny and she's odd,
and those are my jobs.
827
00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,056
Max.
828
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,159
You will always be
829
00:40:29,161 --> 00:40:33,296
my perky, sunny,
odd number one.
830
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,266
I promise.
831
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:37,700
Now go tell Frankie the truth.
832
00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:38,835
Do I have to?
833
00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:43,173
Why do you always have
to be so right?
834
00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:47,076
Yes! All right, come on,
come on, come on!
835
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:48,344
Keep that up.
836
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,213
Soto.
837
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:55,785
Ironic case, huh?
838
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:59,189
Catfish Nancy, she had all
those loves from afar, but
839
00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:03,693
the person who really
cared for her was right in
front of her the whole time.
840
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:06,362
Literally right
in front of her.
841
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,364
Yeah. Ironic, right?
842
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:10,834
Come on! How do you miss that?
843
00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:12,469
Just pass the ball.
844
00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:22,946
Happy birthday, Pinky.
845
00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:24,414
Hmm.
846
00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:26,483
Are you wearing eyeliner?
847
00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:29,385
You only wear eyeliner
for special occasions.
848
00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:32,222
You knew about this
party all along.
849
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,624
Yeah, I thought so.
850
00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:40,296
This pink cake is
making me feel...
851
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:42,398
I know that look. Go!
852
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,341
Oh, hey!
853
00:41:52,444 --> 00:41:55,845
So, is uh...
Is everything good?
854
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,013
With Max and you?
855
00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,650
Oh, yeah. Turns out
it was my initiation.
856
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,719
Oh, well.
857
00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:06,356
-You okay?
-Uh, not so much.
858
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,491
It's like I'm still
on the ship.
859
00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:11,027
Ooh. Tender tummy, huh?
860
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,363
You must have been a wreck
when you were pregnant.
861
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,266
(CHUCKLING)
862
00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,038
No...
863
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:27,043
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