All language subtitles for The.Mysteries.of.Laura.S01E09.WEBRip.x264-ION10

(DOG BARKING)

Bella.
Bella, get back here.

Bella.

-(DOG BARKING)
-Bella.

WOMAN: (FAINTLY) Daniel.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Mikorski.

Bella got in it again, sorry.

WOMAN: (FAINTLY) Daniel.

(SCREAMING)

Hey, dudes.

We leave for Grandpa Leo's
in 10 minutes.

Clothes on,
underwear on the inside.

(GASPS)

Stop doing that.

There is a bell out front.

Where are the ninjas?
We're gonna be late
for school.

So, you forgot too.

No school.
Teacher training.

On a school day?
What they do all summer?

Not training, apparently.

So, I'm taking the boys
over to my dad's.

I thought they we're gonna
have hot lunch at school,

so I've got nothing
to make them.

Just have Leo
whip something up.

His sciatica is acting up.

And he's not exactly
the whip-it-up kind of guy.

Yeah, I'm sure you were able
to come up with something.

Jar of olives.

And a jar of olives.

Lot of nutrients in olives.

-Hmm.
-AKA, alien eyeballs.

That's how I convince them
to eat it.

Could just throw in a fifth
of vodka and they could
make martinis.

(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
Not helping.

Actually, I am helping.

You remember Chris Hernandez,
my old desk sergeant?

Chest hair up to his neck?

Oh, Chewbacca, great guy.

Actually, even greater nanny.

Oh, wait a minute, you can't
poach someone's nanny,

that's like a felony
in mommy world.

The Hernandez kids are older.

Turns out Alicia is available.

She's a former teacher,
CPR trained,

thoroughly background checked,
I spoke to her last night.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

She's stopping by right now.

Now? Are you insane?

I can't interview a nanny
without any notice.

Hi, I am Alicia.

-Excuse me.
-BOTH: What?

Your children are urinating
on each other.

Okay? You need
to do something about that,

'cause that's just nasty.

Oh, hell no!

I do want a job,

but not with folks
who can't keep their kids

from whipping out
their little ding-a-lings

for the whole
wide world to see.

That was a one-time
ding-a-ling situation.

You know men
and their ding-a-lings.

Oh, yes, I do.

Could you just try it
for a week, starting today?

See how it goes,
you'd be a real life saver.

I need to know
the house rules.

What's bed time?

-8:00.
-9:00.

Between 8:00 and 9:00.

I work full time.

So, if they're up
on the later side,

I get to spend
some time with them,
ask them about their day.

I've worked
every day of my life.

My kids were down at 7:00.

You know,
there's a study that says

children who don't get
at least 12 hours of sleep

were more likely
to grow up stupid.

I'd like to see that study.

What about chores?

Well, they have to clean up
after themselves.

Mmm-hmm.

Where is the chore wheel?

We're between chore wheels.

Mmm-hmm.

(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

NICHOLAS: Sorry.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Diamond.

Okay.

Homicide, Lower East Side.

What are you
looking at me for?

I didn't do it.

Double homicide.

Your victims are
Jack and Evelyn Mikorski.

-Cause of death?
-EXAMINER: Both sustained

blunt force trauma
to the head and body.

Based on the wounds
and the cast off blood
on the walls,

I'd say your murder weapon
is probably a long
metallic object.

Both were hit multiple times.

Sounds personal.

Next of kin?

Not yet, but look at this.

Dust circles
on the mantelpiece.

Some item is missing.
Burglary?

I noticed a tan line
on the husband's wrist.

No watch found
in his belongings.

Check out smiley face.

Why is he front and center?

I snapped the picture of it,
already forwarded it to Max.

Hopefully, if we're lucky,
we get an ID.

April Hottiger.

She lives next door,
followed her dog in,

heard the wife's last words.

-Which were?
-One word.

Daniel.

-Where are the parents?
-On their way home from work.

-Did she say anything?
-No, too upset.

Hi, April, I'm Laura.

What a sweet
little dog you have.

I know you don't feel
like talking right now.

Is it okay
if I talk to, um, Bella?

Dogs can't talk.

Sure they can.
I've seen it on YouTube.

Bella, have you seen
anyone around here,

anyone that you haven't
noticed before?

You have a rude dog.

She says there was a man
with a box and a big ladder.

What did the man look like?

She thinks
he was dressed in white.

He was here yesterday.

I heard that
Mrs. Mikorski said

"Daniel" when
you two came in.

Do you know who
she was talking about?

Well, thank you, April.

And, thank you, Bella.

Take care
of April for me, okay?

Hey, girl, your phaser
is obviously set to stun.

Tell him 1995
wants its slang back.

That is some weak-ass game.

"A", boundaries.
Do not read my texts.

And "B",
Bhavesh is not weak-ass,

he is a sweet, successful
man that I went out with

who happens to be
a bit text challenged.

You think?

Smiley cat emoji
with the hearts in his eyes?

Where did you meet this guy?
Band camp?

No.

My mother set us up.

I rest my case.

Guess what this is.

I think you know where I stand
on guessing games.

A lead on a suspect.

Okay, what is it?

So, I talked to the super,

who said the Mikorskis
recently had a painter
redo their kitchen.

Name is Matthew Sanchez.

Guy has got a record

as long as
Ariana Grande's extensions.

She's a pop star,
she's like...

She's always like...

Um, he's at a job right now,

Laura said
she'd meet you there.

All right, got it.

And you can go back
to your nerd sexting.

Meow.

LAURA: (SHOUTING)
Excuse me. Matthew.

BILLY: (SHOUTING)
Hey, yo, Matthew. Yo!

-Go get him.
-Hell no, you go.

I'm more afraid of heights
than you are.

So, now you wanna
quantify my fear?

(LAUGHING)

You always pick rock.

-Bye-bye, Spiderman.
-Damn it.

-What the hell?
-NYPD.

Wow, nice watch.

You don't strike me
as a Rolex kind of guy.

I'm gonna go out on a limb
and say that if I check

the serial numbers
on that watch,

it would be registered
to Jack Mikorski.

BILLY: Yo, I'd listen
to my partner.

I do not like being up here.

If you make me pull my gun,

I'm using it.

Good boy.

Talk to me.

All right.
I stole Mikorski's stuff.

Pocketed the old man's watch

last week while he was
in the shower,

but I didn't kill them.

Okay, then, where were you
last night?

Hooters. I took my mom.
It was her birthday.

That's touching.

And your mom
would never lie for you.

I can give you like
20 people who saw us there.

Let me guess, 40 hooters?

All right,
I'm gonna need names.

And what about the Mikorskis?

You seen anybody visiting?
Seen them go anywhere?

Gave them a ride
over to the senior center,

the one on Hudson,
last week when it was raining.

You're a real good Samaritan.

Good luck at Rikers.

What? Hey, come on,
I just hooked you up!

You stole from old people.
Rikers is better
than you deserve.

Three hots and a cot.

Gross.

It is not gross, it's stew.

Sit up.

I knew a boy
who sat like that.

He died of scoliosis
when he was 10.

Scoli-what?

We only eat alien eyeballs.

No, no, no.
Olives are green.

Today you're eating brown.

I have all day.

And I am being paid.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

ROSALINE: Move those arms.
Swing, swing.

Swing, swing, swing.

Yikes. Welcome to
our not-so-distant future.

Fine by me.

Get low, low, low, low.

Watch your knees.

Again, swing,

swing, swing.

Okay, keep going.
Freestyle.

You're the detectives
who called?

Laura Diamond.
This is Billy Soto.

We were told you were
the activities director here.

Yes.

I was so sorry to hear
about Evelyn and Jack.

Such wonderful people.

Did they get along
with everyone here?

Staff? Other members?

Oh, absolutely.

Did you ever notice
anything suspicious?

Well, there was one guy,
a sleaze bag lawyer

who used to come here
looking for clients.

He was always bringing
the Mikorskis papers to sign,

confusing them.

You got a name on that lawyer?

I may have
his card in my office.

Oh, I'll go with you.

Of course, you will.

Oh, can you keep them moving?

What?

Keep them moving,
keep them moving.

Okay.

Let's just...
Let's slow it down.

You know what,
if you have functional hips,

why don't we go

one, two,

three, four.

Let's go around the world.

Let's pelvic thrust.
That's it.

Oh, you know
how to do that, girl.

I see you, mmm-hmm.

Now can we do a little tushy?

One and two
and three and four.

Double time,
one, two, three, four...

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

So, you're saying
you don't troll

the senior center on Hudson
looking for old folks
to fleece?

I don't troll.

I may have met a client
or two down there.

Excuse the burrito,
my one vice,

aside from the booze
and the cigarettes.

And my coffee,
gotta have my coffee.

That why you so fidgety?

I'm fine.
So, how can I help?

What legal work were you doing
for the Mikorskis?

Handling their will.

Um, I was surprised.

I didn't think it would
be relevant so soon.

Stop!
Mosquito bites, right?

Wow, you got nasty ones
on that neck.

It's driving me nuts.

My boys have been bitten
by everything known to man.

Don't scratch.
It will get infected.

Come here. Come here.

Come here.

(GROANING)

Oh, that's good.

-First aid over?
-Yes.

All right, this will
is three weeks old.

Right around the time
you were at the senior center

arguing with the Mikorskis.

I wasn't arguing, the client
is always right. My motto.

Original.

Uh, 10 minutes, Darius.

I'm talking
to these detectives here.

Looks familiar.

Sadly, a number of my clients
have had brushes with the law.

I should thank you
for the business.
(CHUCKLES)

You were saying
that you were not arguing
with the Mikorskis.

They were arguing.
There was an earlier will.

Mr. Mikorski
wanted to change it,

the missus wasn't convinced.

Who is the beneficiary
of the first will?

The son was gonna
inherit everything.

There was a son?
We hadn't heard anything
about children.

Not surprising.
They disowned him.

And there is no national
database for next of kin.

Don't blame yourselves.

Thank you for the pep talk.

Don't scratch.

I think I know
the name of the son.

Daniel?

How did you know?

Maybe he found out
he was disinherited.

Mrs. Mikorski was trying
to tell that little girl

that the killer was her son.

Looks like Daniel
packed up in a hurry.

He even left one shoe.
Who forgets one shoe?

Actually, you did last week.

No, I wore two different shoes
by mistake.

-Not the same thing.
-Ah.

BILLY: Empty box.

Closet's empty too.

(SNIFFING)

Kung Pao Chicken.

What does
Kung Pao Chicken tell you?

That I'm starving.

Check the trash.

Righteous Life Church,
your one true path
to salvation.

Looks like Daniel
had an issue with them.

Oh.

Smiley face.

From the crime scene.

Pastor Bob.
Must be his parents' church.

That's where we are going.

PASTOR: And then, God

called Moses
to the top of the mountain.

Remember the name?

Mount Sinai.

And God gave Moses
rules to live by,

which became,
say it with me now,

the Ten Commandments.

Let's name them.
All together now, shall we?

Oh, let's not.

Don't be a heathen.

-PASTOR: First commandment...
-I'm all for Bible study,

just not
boring Bible teachers.

Thou shalt have no other
gods before me.

Oh, someone's gotta stop this.

Do you have to
take charge of everything?

Yeah, who am I talking to?
Of course, she does.

Can I help you?

Pastor, we need to talk.
It can't wait.

A murder investigation.

I'm in the middle of lessons.

No disrespect,
but at the rate you're going,

it could be
another 90 minutes.

If you think
you can do it faster...

(EXHALES)

We all know
the rest, right, kids?

No idols, not even American.

Honor your father and mother,
especially your mother.

Murder. Don't get me started.

Adultery. Seriously,
don't get me started.

Lying, stealing, coveting,
no, no, no.

-Back to class!
-(CHEERING)

That was fast.

Come on, guys.
Let's go.

(SHUSHING)

Pastor.

What can you tell us
about Daniel Mikorski.

He's a troubled young man.

Wish I could say
he's not capable
of that kind of violence.

Daniel's disturbed.

His parents tried
counseling, prayer,

nothing worked.

Disturbed how?

Let's just say that Daniel

preferred the company of men.

You all were trying
to pray away the gay?

Which is,
of course, impossible.

So that's why the Mikorskis
disinherited their son

and left their money to you.

Not to me, to my church.

Is there a difference?

All right, any idea
where we can find Daniel?

The last time he was here,
he had a companion.

A swarthy gentleman.

Do you notice
every time he pauses,

he's about to say
something bigoted?

That's funny,
I did notice that.

Where do we find this guy?

I think I have his name
and address in my files.

This swarthy gay gentleman?

Indeed.

T. Al Wazir.

(INTERCOM RINGING)

Nobody's home.

Try the super.

Hold on.

I'm starving.
Did you order
the extra duck sauce?

Daniel Mikorski?

-Tariq Al Wazir?
-Run, Daniel.

I got him.

Assault with
a deadly egg roll? Really?

(GRUNTING)

Try to resist, killer.
I'm begging ya.

I haven't had any contact

with my parents
in almost two years.

When they rejected you
for being gay.

I can't imagine how hurtful
that must have been.

It was, but I've since found
a new church

that accepts me and
I forgave my parents, okay?

I swear, I didn't kill them.

Where were you
the night of the murder?

At the Giants game,
I was on TV, my friends saw.

Was Daniel with you?

I'm not a sports fan.

I was at Pizotes
on 39th and 1st.

You can ask the bartender.
I was there till closing.

Any theories
on your parents' murder?

DANIEL: Yeah,
we both have a theory.

Where I come from,
certain traditions

that may seem archaic,

even backwards,
are a way of life.

You just described
my childhood.

And adulthood.

There is a woman
back home, Amina.

I am supposed to marry her.
It's an arranged marriage.

It is beyond bad, okay?
Tariq can't call it off.

But, let me guess, you tried.

But somebody
wasn't happy about it.

My older brother Kasib.
He can't be reasoned with.

Where is Kasib now?

He's here.

He comes every three months
to play golf,

screw hookers and attend
the quarterly meeting

of one of his companies.

Do you think Kasib
is capable of murder?

Wouldn't surprise me.

He nearly killed a guy
back home last year,

but the family paid
someone off
and it just went away.

And he threatened to have

one of his bodyguards
kidnap Tariq.

Kasib told you this?

My mother did.
We met for tea.

She had to sneak out
of the hotel.

She said Kasib is furious.

That he'll do anything
to make me go home

and fulfill
my family obligation.

Anything?

Including killing
Daniel's family?

With Kasib,
anything is possible.

Max just handed me a message.
You wanna know what it says?

-Yes.
-"The boys called.

"They said Alicia was making
them sit in silence."

Which made me realize
I neglected to ask,

is she a Buddhist monk?

No, not to my knowledge.

Alicia was your hire.
You deal with it.

I'm happy to deal
with it, doomsdayer.

I'm sure it's just some
simple misunderstanding.

Let's hope so.

-(PHONE RINGING)
-Uh-huh?

Alicia, hey.
It's Jake Broderick.

Uh-huh?

I heard something
about no talking.

That's right.
It was silent reading time.

Ah! Well, that makes
perfect sense.

I didn't know
about the reading.

You know what?
While we are on that subject,

if I were you,
I'd work on that out loud
reading time, too.

Uh, what does that mean?

I mean your two little
princes over there

are a little bit
behind the eight ball

on their basic reading skills.

When my kids were young,
I worked 60 hours a week

and I read
all the Harry Potter books
to them, out loud.

They read a page,
I read a page.

Hogwarts, Hagrid,
the whole nine yards.

And I hate Harry Potter.

Thank you for the suggestion.

Oh, no, no, no.
See, that was more
than a suggestion.

This situation is
at a DEFCON 2.

-Alicia, can I give you
a little feedback?
-Mmm-hmm?

You might want to
lighten up a bit.

Oh, how does that work?

Am I supposed to just
flash my pearly white smile

and give your borderline
illiterate children
whatever they want?

That sounds
a little like sarcasm.

Oh, you got me.
You must be a detective.

Listen, I gotta go.

Who hates Harry Potter?

Concierge says scary
brother Kasib should be
pulling up any minute.

-I hope so.
-Thanks.

From Max, Daniel's alibi
checks out. So does Tariq's.

He's all over the Jumbotron
at the Giants game.

I can't believe these guys
get arranged marriages.

I mean that's some medieval
parenting, right there.

My parents had
an arranged marriage.

They're totally happy.

Well, I meant
medieval in a good way.

You know,
like knights and dragons

and stuff that you
and your boy Bhavesh are into.

At least my boy Bhavesh
doesn't put ham on his hotdog.
What is that?

Oh, now you're gonna
come after traditions.

Cubans put ham on everything.

It's good.

To be clear,
our parents set us up.

It's not like I chose him.

Okay. So what's stopping
you from asking the guy out

that you're actually
interested in dating?

It just doesn't work
like that in my family.

Really?

Let's see here.
Grown woman, New Yorker, cop.

Still under mommy
and daddy's thumb?

You wouldn't understand.

Anyway, it's not like I'm into
one particular guy, so...

All right.

Kasib Al Wazir?

Get your hand off
that thing, man.

Easy, jackass, NYPD.

What can I help you with?

We're investigating
a double homicide.

I understand murders happen
all the time in New York.

Part of why
I avoid coming here.

And what do we owe
the pleasure of your company?

My mother likes to shop.

I like golfing in Sands Point.

But thankfully,
this time tomorrow,

I will be out of your country.

You're not gonna visit
your brother
while you're here?

Hey, the lady asked
you a question.

I noticed.

-I suggest you answer it,
unless you...
-Unless, what?

If you were going
to bring me in,
you would've done it.

If you'll excuse me,

I have a conference call
with my London office.

-Son of a bitch.
-That man needs a lesson
in manners.

Not that, the Mikorskis
were killed by
blunt force trauma.

BILLY: Long metallic objects.
The golf clubs.

We don't exactly have
grounds for warrant to get
into his hotel room.

Not now, I suppose
he'll be halfway around
the world by then.

Oh, my God!

I can literally feel
the adrenaline.

It's pumping through my body.

Okay, you got to lower
your expectations.

We are just
tracking a witness.

Second time in the field.

It's the first time
in the field with you.

A-Team. Whoo!

Boy, a man has not
been that excited

to be with me
since my wedding night.

Oh, don't get any ideas.

Okay, I still don't understand
why you were so sure

that Tariq's mother is gonna
be at that store?

Elementary. Okay, so
Sahar likes shopping, right?

So, I just checked
her Instagram.

-She is on Instagram?
-Who isn't?

Me.

Oh, please! I've been posting
for you for months.

Your pics
are hilarious, actually.

Troubling.
What about Sahara?

So she loves Hermes,
naturellement,

Prada and Bulgari
and they happen to sell
all of those right here.

Alrighty.

It's just for
a few minutes, thank you.

I'm the store manager, Val.

And you're my stylist.

Oh, great. Okay, well,
I first think we should just
say goodbye to those shoes.

I mean, if someone asks
who you are.

Copy that.

Oh, I'm looking for a gift
for my mother.

Oh, that's so sweet of you.

No, I'd like to know
what you recommend.

Oh, oh!

Yes, of course!

Well, we have a sea of...

-Scarves.
-Sea of scarves.

Or, if you prefer,
there's a beautiful...

A bust.

I accidentally touched hers.

-It doesn't seem to wanna...
-It's a scarf mannequin.

It's 'cause
she's a scarf mannequin.

That's why
she's not moving at all.
She's a scarf mannequin.

-Just throw it around.
-Oh, see that!

-Now, I get it.
It's just like...
-Gorgeous.

-It's like Barbie.
-Pretty.

Does your mother
look like her?

-She's 70.
-This is it!

This says 70.

-She'll love it.
-Okay.

Hello. Madame?

We have a lovely
new collection of lingerie.

It's over in intimate apparel.

I'm not interested
in lingerie today. Thank you.

If I may,
our line is conservative

with just a touch of naughty.

We call it
the Judi Dench collection.

Very well, I'll take a look.

Sahar loves Judi Dench,
per Instagram.

I'm sorry, gentlemen,
the intimate apparel section
is ladies only.

I will be fine.

Question, who needs
cashmere socks?

Oh, the answer,
both of you.

-Who are you?
-Not the lingerie sales clerk.

No, of course not!

No fashionable woman
would be caught dead

in this store
with those shoes.

Why does have everyone
have a problem
with these shoes?

I'm Detective
Laura Diamond, NYPD.

We are concerned
about your son, Tariq.

-Why? What is he done?
-Tariq hasn't done anything.

We believe
he may be in danger.

His boyfriend's parents
have been murdered.

Well, then, wh...
Shouldn't you be out there
looking for the killer?

We think the killer maybe
his brother Kasib, your son.

Kasib would not do anything to
bring dishonor to his family.

Dishonor?

Respectfully, ma'am,
we are talking about something

much more than honor.

This is cold-blooded murder.

-Where was Kasib last night?
-I don't know. I...

I know your instinct
is to protect your children.

You love them unconditionally.

But now, you have to choose.

Protect one
who has done nothing more
than fall in love.

Or protect your other son
who may have committed
a terrible crime.

To get to bottom of this,
I need your help.

They're only $100.

Well, $100 per sock,
so they're $200.

They are real soft.
So you just...

(MOANS)
Oh, God, it's good.

It's like you're floating,
you know.

Oh, there I go,
I'm floating away.

It's fun!
Socks are fun.

Please. You can't...

Do you understand
what you're asking me to do?

I do understand.
I'm a mother. I have sons too.

And if anyone ever asked me
to choose one over the other,

I couldn't bear it.

But I'm trying
to catch a murderer.

A murderer who may kill again.

Next time, it could be
Tariq lying in the morgue
with his head crushed.

And that time, the blood
will be on your hands.

What do you need from me?

Okay, let's light this candle.

You're sure Sahar is gonna
leave the door open for us?

She's a mom.
She'll defend her son's life

even if it means putting
her other son in prison.

Okay, Billy is camera one,
Meredith is camera two,

camera three, hotel entrance.

Billy, Kasib
should be heading out

to the gym any minute.

Meredith, you know what to do.

Copy that.

Not the same guards
that were on the street.

So Plan B is now in effect.

-Plan B?
-B is for booze.

You're gonna short
out your camera there.

Don't worry about me, gawker.

Good to go, Diamond.

JAKE: Okay,
ladies and gentlemen,

Kasib has left the building.

Remember, we gotta
be careful here.

We are operating
without a warrant.

LAURA: Just stay
in the common areas.

It's Kasib's mother's suite,
too. She gave us consent.

Excuse me, miss.
You're on the wrong floor.

I am?

Ugh! 1,200 bucks
a night for a room

and they don't even
tell you where
the ice machine is.

I can't help you.

Can you at least
open this for me?

Like, just open it
with your hands.

Pop it, like, "Whoo!"
Pop, pop.

Yeah! Happy New Year!

Don't waste it.
Drink, drink, drink.

No, no, don't waste it.
Don't waste it.

You should drink that.
Yes, you should drink that.

And now
you have to have some.

(CHOMPING)

Do you have to chew so loud?

No.

Billy's in.

This isn't just rich.
This is stupid rich.

LAURA: Perfect
for stupid rich men.

If I were an arrogant,
narcissistic womanizer,

where would I hide my clubs?

Jake kept his in the garage.

Jake is sitting right here.

I see you.

Hey, crazy idea.

Have you ever played
strip charades?

Apparently, you have.

Whoa! Do you work out?

Very much, actually.

(LAUGHING)

Miss, Miss, no.

Oh, my God!
You are so strong.

God, men are suckers!

Wow, look who's evolving!
(GIGGLING)

BILLY: I'm in
closet number two,
with some expensive clothes...

Boom, there it is. Golf clubs.

What do we have here?

Pitching wedge
looks like it has blood on it.

LAURA: Bingo!

Okay, all we need is a sample
and then we're good.

We're not good.

LAURA: Back from
the gym already?

That wasn't much of a workout.

Kasib is on his way back up.

Billy, you gotta hurry
and get that sample.

I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying.

Hurry faster!

All right. Got the sample.
I'm heading out.

Does this hotel
have a hot tub?

I wouldn't know.

I love hot tubs.
You know who else does?

My friend Laura.
Should I call her? (SIGHS)

I do love a hot tub.

Can you be honest?
Am I showing too much bra?

Good, 'cause I'm classy.

Kasib's got to be
almost there, guys.

I have to pee.

Oh! I have to go, right now.

Shh! This never happened.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

Any time now, Ronaldo.

How long does it take
to test a blood sample?

Hopefully, long enough
for me to down this ham and
sauerkraut sandwich.

-Sauerkraut?
-No.

-Hmm, sauerkraut?
-Pass!

More for me.

Oh! And props on
how committed you were

with those two meatheads.

It was sounding like
you wanted to
hot tub those guys.

So, you're jealous
of the meatheads

I was fake hitting on.

I wasn't jealous.

I was just, you know, thinking
about your boy Bhavesh.

Ha!

-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-Diamond?

Thank you, Ronaldo.
I owe you a beer.

The blood is a match
to both Mikorskis.

Kasib is going down.

Where were you
last night, Kasib?

I'd like to speak
to the man in charge.

-You are...
-That would be me.

You are right.
He's a misogynist a-hole.

Not to mention a killer.

I didn't kill anyone.
I never even met these people.

But you know your brother
and you know he's gay

and you know
that he's in love with Daniel.

You figured you'd send
a message to Tariq

by killing Daniel's parents.

Honor killing?

Except that's not
how an honor killing works.

You're supposed
to kill the family member.

Not the family member's
boyfriend's family.

Not that I'm
advocating any of this.

I've known Tariq was gay
since we were teenagers.

I don't care.
Tariq was to marry Amina.

Because there is a billion
dollar merger at stake.

As far as the rest
of it is concerned,

his attachment to this man...

So much for tradition,
this is all about capitalism.

Capitalism in my family
is tradition.

It's also a motive for murder.

Look, give me a polygraph
if you don't believe me.

Polygraphs aren't admissible.
But you know, what is?

The Mikorskis' DNA
on your pitching wedge.

I left my golf bag
at the Country Club
in Sands Point overnight.

Anyone could've
gotten to them.

Why does this room
smell like my boys

after a Cub Scout
camping trip?

What cologne are you wearing?

It's not cologne, bug spray.

On top of everything else
that is wrong
with your country,

you can't even manage
to have a decent golf course

that is not infested
with mosquitoes.

There were mosquitoes
on the golf course
that you played?

If I did not cover myself
in bug repellent,

-I would've been...
-Bitten from head to toe.

I know someone else
who was bitten head to toe.

Take him to holding.

What's going on?

Daniel Mikorski called me,

said you brought him in
for questioning.

Oh, we do that kind of stuff
from time to time.

Textbook harassment.

I'm not the kind of lawyer
who likes to sue the police.

But I have a few dozen times

and I'm prepared
to do it again.

No need. The second he said he wanted
to talk to you, we stopped questioning.

Before I allow Daniel
to say anything,
there are ground rules.

Sorry.

He just confessed.

I thought you stopped
questioning when he invoked
his right to counsel.

He just blurted it out.

-How are your mosquito bites?
-Infected, I'm afraid.

-I should've taken
your no scratching advice.
-Hmm.

(CLEARS THROAT)
If Daniel confessed to murder
before I had a chance...

He's not being charged
with murder.

He confessed to conspiring
to defraud his parents

by sabotaging their will
with your help.

No, you're being charged
with murder.

(SCOFFS)

This is crazy talk.

Sit down, Counselor.

What did you do, Russell?

Shut up! These people
aren't your friends.

And you are his friend?

Well, you certainly weren't
the Mikorskis' friend.

You put a bogus clause
in their will

so that when they died,
it would become invalid.

Daniel agreed to pay you
a cut down the line

when his parents
ultimately died.

But you couldn't wait.

You were in debt
up to your eyeballs.

I knew I recognized
that guy in your office.

Uh, 10 minutes, Darius.

BILLY: Darius Cole,
loan shark.

Guess what? I ran him.
No pending charges.

Which means the loan shark
wasn't there as a client.

You were his client.

You knew from Daniel
that Kasib was coming.

So you followed him to
Sands Point for his golf game.

Which is where you got
all the mosquito bites.

You took Kasib's club,
killed Daniel's parents,

then snuck the club
back into his bag

before the next morning.

Circumstantial.

A third-year law student
could get that kicked.

And I've been out
of a law school a long time.

When I first came to you,

all I wanted was to keep
that money from the church.

Pastor Bob,
what he put me through...

What else you got?

Well, for starters,
the next time
you frame someone,

don't stop for a burrito.

That was taken
at a quickie mart

a mile down the road
from Sands Point two hours
before the murder.

We also spoke
to Nelson Avila,

a caddie who saw you
at hole number 19,

where the golf clubs
were stored
the morning after the murder.

When you were returning
the killer club.

If, hypothetically,
you had a case,

what kind of deal
are we talking about?

If I were you, Russell,
I'd get a lawyer.

A real one.

Way to close, tough guy.

That's what they call me.

I'll come
to the house with you.

Alicia is not gonna work out.

You're gonna fire her
after one day?

Quick trigger finger.

She took a shot
at the boys' reading ability.

Oh, no.

She's toast.

I told you I was innocent.

Of murder maybe.

Of being misogynist ass,
not so much.

Just so you know, bug spray,

two women saved your ass.

BILLY: Nice job.

Thanks.

Do you want to get a beer?

Hell, no!

My mom would kill me
if I was socializing

with a non-Cuban chick.

Of course, I wanna get a beer.
I'm kidding.

(CHUCKLES) You jerk!

Dutch obviously,
I'm not gonna actually
buy you a beer.

Obviously.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Oh, my God!

-Hey, guys.
-Hello, Daddy.

You look nice, Mommy.

Alicia showed us
how to draw 3-D stuff.

Who are these two angels?

How's everything going?

The way it's supposed to.

Homework is done,
they've taken their baths.

They brushed their teeth,
they even flossed.

Look, Alicia, after you get
the kids down for the bed...

Uh, you know what?
Just... Would you just...

-One second?
-Okay.

What? So, we're just...
We're gonna fire her.

-She said the boys...
-Can't read? They can't.
They'll learn.

Einstein didn't talk
till he was four,
but look at them.

So we are not firing her?

Not if you value your life.

I'm going, I have a date.

Tender, was there something
you wanted to say to me?

Just have a nice date.

And we'll see you tomorrow.

Uh... I'm gonna
think about that.

I'm gonna think about it.
Yeah, I'm gonna think...

Told you she was great.

The best.