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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:08,507 ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: And New York quickly gets back as Chicago... 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,709 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:13,846 MAN: Come on, Carmelo. 4 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:17,149 Punching in at $24 million, play some D. 5 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:19,418 -ANNOUNCER: Oh, a tremendous steal by Anthony... -Yes! 6 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,988 ANNOUNCER: ...as New York begins to show life on the defensive end. 7 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,590 Anthony now brings them back up... 8 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:27,659 I guess that's why they call it a party bus. 9 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,795 (THUMPING) 10 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,630 Aw, are you kidding me? 11 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,432 (THUMPING CONTINUES) 12 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,867 Not again. 13 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,106 Hey, lady, if you can't handle your liquor, switch to wine spritzers. 14 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,674 (THUMPING CONTINUES) 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,180 MAN: Holy... 16 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:55,687 -My favorite is Mud Madness... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 17 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,723 Gladiator Rock'n Run sign-ups again? 18 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,191 COPS: Rock'n Run! 19 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,593 I will take that as a "yes." 20 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,096 Take it as a "hell, yes." The winning precinct goes on to American Ninja Warrior. 21 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,932 And by winning precinct, he most definitely means us. 22 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,467 Give me some. 23 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,537 Oh, the whiff of testosterone is intoxicating. 24 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:12,704 Speaking of which... 25 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,206 BOYS: Mommy! 26 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,741 Zoodles! 27 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,610 Hi! Oh, my goodness! 28 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,847 You know I don't love them soaking up the criminal DNA. Where's Sammi? 29 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,415 Bailed yet again. (SIGHS) 30 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,151 Something about a rally saving the children of... 31 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,220 I forget which country it is this week. 32 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,322 Well, what about the children of Brooklyn? 33 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,457 We need a new babysitter. 34 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,825 Thing One, Thing Two, get over here! 35 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,226 -Billy! -Billy! 36 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,628 Hey, you're having so much fun with the children. 37 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,996 I'm about to be such a Debbie Downer. 38 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,765 There was a body found on a party bus. 39 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,034 You, party on. I will take kid duty. 40 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:44,136 Guillermo, we're up. 41 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,972 Daddy, you should do the Rock'n Run. 42 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:50,509 (CHUCKLING) Boys, Billy and Meredith have been training for that for months. 43 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,577 You can't just... 44 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,679 Detectives, how are you? 45 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,517 Agent, uh... 46 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,786 Padilla, DEA. We all worked that joint operation a few weeks back. 47 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,055 Hook me up with that sexy redheaded detective. 48 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:04,356 Yeah, I remember. 49 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,091 Hey, nice to see you. What's up? 50 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,393 Just working with narcotics upstairs, thought I'd say hey. 51 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:09,528 Hey. 52 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,798 Oh. Mmm-hmm. 53 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,134 Good-looking boys. I love kids. 54 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,602 Yeah, they're the best. 55 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,237 That's why we had them. 56 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:22,374 (CHUCKLES) 57 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:26,145 You guys are entering Rock'n Run? 58 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:28,213 The DEA puts up a team too. Good times. 59 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,581 (LAUGHING) 60 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,117 Great times. Yeah, we can't wait. 61 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,952 We? 62 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,855 Well, I mean, if the precinct is organizing a team, 63 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,458 then, as captain, I should be a part of it. 64 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,659 HARRISON: Yes! 65 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,195 I mean, how hard could it be? 66 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:10,155 Meet Jane... 67 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,323 Doe. 68 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:14,459 Purse, but no cell, no ID. 69 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,662 They say never be the last one to leave a party. 70 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,163 Say it to her. 71 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:21,133 I put time of death between 1:00 and 3:00 a.m. 72 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:23,235 Blunt force trauma to the head. 73 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,305 Somebody grabbed her by the ears, banged her head against that pole, 74 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,574 and hid the body in the bathroom. 75 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,242 It's pretty gruesome. 76 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:33,779 -What's this? -That is an imprint, possibly from a ring. 77 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,148 Looks like some sort of half-moon. 78 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:39,017 But there is also a significant amount of glitter 79 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,919 on the chest and arms. 80 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,822 Pretty much the only people who wear glitter are eight-year-olds and strippers. 81 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,024 BILLY: She's older than eight, so you do the math. 82 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,859 You know who rented out the bus? 83 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:50,329 Some Wall Street guys looking for a good time. 84 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,898 We're going to need names, credit card info... 85 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,635 Uh... Yeah, uh, if I can find them. 86 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,337 Something making you nervous? 87 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,172 Maybe we should ask your manager to join us. 88 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:03,475 He probably has all the rental records anyway. 89 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,677 Okay, okay, lady. Damn! 90 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,780 Look, the guys who hired me went home around midnight, 91 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,849 which is when I saw this group of gals on 48th, 92 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,252 and they're primed for a good time. You dig? 93 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:16,588 Oh, I dig. You let them hail you down like you were a taxi driver, 94 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,656 thought you'd show them around town 95 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,057 and make a little extra cash on the side. 96 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,126 Man, now what's wrong with that? Everybody's happy. 97 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,262 Except the girl who was killed and stuffed in the bathroom. 98 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,264 Now, wait a minute. I don't know nothing about that. 99 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,065 I bet you saw her get on your bus. 100 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,101 Look, she was there in the beginning, yeah, 101 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:32,137 but they was getting on and off, and sometimes with guys. 102 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,806 I mean, come on now. Who can keep track? 103 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,075 I mean, party bus is like spring break on wheels. 104 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,011 My spring breaks were on wheels. 105 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:41,847 RVed to my dad's favorite Civil War battle sites. 106 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,816 -So happy I didn't grow up in your house. -(MOUTHING) Yeah. 107 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,151 Do you remember where you saw her last? 108 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,855 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 109 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,456 (WOMEN SCREAMING) 110 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,260 Oh, my God. 111 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:58,797 It's the Village People 2.0. 112 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,965 (ALL CHEERING) 113 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:13,345 Whoa! See what I see? 114 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,880 Stripper transfer. 115 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,749 BILLY: That's why Jane Doe was glittery. 116 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:21,320 Mr. Gluteus Maximus, were you here last night working? 117 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,121 Do you recognize this woman? 118 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,057 Whoa, yeah, she was here. 119 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:27,192 First lady I ever seen that didn't look happy to be here. 120 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,094 Her friends had to make her get a lap dance. 121 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,262 Do you remember who with? 122 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:31,863 (SNAPS FINGERS) 123 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,599 I remember she ordered a Chartreuse and tonic with extra mint. 124 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,501 I wasn't even sure we had Chartreuse. 125 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,570 -Pretty adventurous order. -That's what I said. 126 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:43,809 She said she was more into green drinks than green eyes. Whatever that means. 127 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,877 Maybe we're looking for a green-eyed stripper? 128 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:49,548 You know, let's fan out. 129 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,617 In other words, let you wander around so you can look at all the hot guys? 130 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:55,220 -You said it, I didn't. -(BILLY CHUCKLING) 131 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,755 What's up? 132 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,327 Whoo, baby, what are you dressed as? 133 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,862 Uh, detective... 134 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,197 Undercover. 135 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,432 -Want to dance? -Sorry. 136 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:11,370 -Ooh! Well, you can stop investigating here. -Yeah, yeah. 137 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,780 Hey, beautiful. 138 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:25,083 I'm Captain Silver. Can I interest you in a lap dance? 139 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:29,121 Maybe. I should warn you that I'm a very educated consumer. 140 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:32,023 You'll like what I have to offer. $20 a song. 141 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,159 An extra 20 and you can cop a feel. 142 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,395 A full Franklin and I'll cop a feel. 143 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:39,231 Ooh! Naughty officer! 144 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:43,869 Tell you what, let's start slow, see where we go. 145 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:50,208 Oh, my! (GIGGLING) 146 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,309 Oh! 147 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,278 Okay. What? Oh... 148 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,480 Oh! Lord! 149 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,983 Whoa... My word. 150 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,519 Wow. My friend was right. 151 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,754 You're very, very, very, very talented. 152 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:06,158 Really? I love it when my clients give good word of mouth. 153 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,827 Um, maybe you remember her? 154 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:14,733 She was here last night. Uh, red dress, dark hair, about 5'5", 155 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,668 and drinks Chartreuse? 156 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,438 Sorry, don't remember. 157 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,440 LAURA: Hey, is your sexy busboy a friend? 158 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:24,409 I could use a towel, it's getting, uh, hot in here. 159 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,744 CAPTAIN SILVER: He must be busy. 160 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,719 Uh-uh-uh-uh. Back up, booty shorts. 161 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,122 Drop the knife, drop the bag. 162 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,356 Police. Turn around. 163 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,063 You know what I think? I think you remember my friend. 164 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,666 -Sorry, song's over. -We're not done. 165 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,336 Your cuffs or mine? 166 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,818 Not cool, man. 167 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,220 Ripping off ladies while they're all hot and bothered? 168 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,287 I wasn't so hot and bothered. 169 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,489 You weren't even trying. 170 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,424 Oh, excuses, excuses. 171 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:14,159 Yeah, looks like someone else caught on to your little scheme, huh? 172 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,094 What'd you do? Follow her on to the bus? 173 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,597 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. We had nothing to do with that, okay? 174 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,465 -We just took her stuff. -Shut up, Lyle. 175 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,033 You shut up, stripper cop. 176 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,402 Lyle, you could tell us or you could tell the DA. 177 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,972 Hey, we were here all night. You can ask anyone in the place, okay? 178 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,241 -All we did was lift her bag. -I'm going to kill you, Lyle. 179 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,842 Lyle, which wallet is hers? 180 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,043 The black one there. 181 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,751 No phone. No ID. 182 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,688 -Women. -Stripper cop, you are on a time out. (WHISTLES) 183 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,192 The Reading Hotel. Looks brand new. Maybe she's staying there. 184 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,194 Let's go. Cops are on the way. 185 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,329 -BILLY: No charge for the handcuffs. -Hey! 186 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,302 (LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 187 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,937 (GRUNTING) 188 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,011 (YELLS) 189 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,146 Max! 190 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:11,283 Why didn't anyone tell me this Rock'n Run is for sadists on steroids? 191 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,452 I thought that was obvious. The course was designed by British Special Forces. 192 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,188 Who does this? Why would anyone want to do this? 193 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,124 I'm looking at footage from last year's race. 194 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,092 Where are all the normal New Yorkers? 195 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,295 Oh, we were there cheering from the sidelines. 196 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:26,431 We made signs, these stupendous little muffins... 197 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:29,134 Hey, there's no shame in admitting when you're in over your head, sir. 198 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,236 No chance. I promised my boys I'm going to do this. 199 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,704 I'm damn well going to do it. 200 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,972 -That's very noble. -Mmm. 201 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,107 Can I help? 202 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,377 Trainer. Who had the fastest time in the precinct last year? 203 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,881 That would be one Billy Soto. So, yeah, I'll just schedule a session. 204 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,190 Agent Padilla, we meet again. 205 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,594 Not that we met the first time. 206 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,761 Hey, uh... 207 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,496 Max Carnegie, investigative aide. 208 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,498 Hey, uh, Alejandro. 209 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,068 -I'm looking for... -Laura. I assumed as much. 210 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,003 For an undercover agent I'm being pretty obvious, aren't I? 211 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,238 What are your intentions with Detective Diamond? 212 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,506 Intentions? 213 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,609 I want to take her out to dinner. 214 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,911 That's it? Dinner? 215 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,414 Not to toot my horn, but I am basically Laura's BFF. 216 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,517 We're like... That doesn't do us justice. 217 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,987 You'd be wise to bring me into your fold. 218 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,388 So, dinner and? 219 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:27,826 (CHUCKLES) And then we see where it goes. 220 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,629 I hear she's recently divorced from el Capitan? 221 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,031 -Si. Ay, muy recently. -You think she's ready to get back out there? 222 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,100 I'll ask the questions, if you don't mind, okay? 223 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,769 I need to make sure that if we proceed, you're going to treat her right. 224 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,605 I've heard about you DEA cowboys. 225 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,208 Tell you what, I think Laura's lucky to have a friend like you. 226 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,243 Yeah. Yeah, she is. 227 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,780 I can't make any promises other than that I'll treat her with the respect she deserves. 228 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,752 Did I pass the Max test? 229 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,954 She's in the field. I'd swing by tomorrow. 230 00:10:55,956 --> 00:11:00,191 And FYI, she's partial to orchids, sugar, all things Madonna, 231 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,861 and most things Billy Joel, pre River of Dreams. 232 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,195 -Thanks. -(CLICKS TONGUE) 233 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,137 Front desk didn't recognize her. 234 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,506 Neither did the doorman. 235 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,008 I told security to pull surveillance cam footage. 236 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,346 It's a long shot. Hotels usually monitor their staff, not their guests. 237 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,314 What are you looking at? 238 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,684 The imprint on Jane Doe's cheek, 239 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,887 it might not be a half-moon. It might be a half leaf. 240 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,524 BILLY: How could you possibly spot that? 241 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,993 I kick ass on kindergarten homework. 242 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,395 It's all about shape recognition. 243 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,708 Yeah. No, I just got here. 244 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,310 Check out the leaf ring on Monochromatic Barbie. 245 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,845 Well, I'll call you later. 246 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,013 Don't lose her. 247 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,515 Just follow the waft of hairspray. 248 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,616 (COUGHS) 249 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,120 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 250 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,590 BILLY: Look. 251 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,459 They all have the ring. 252 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,760 What the hell is this? 253 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,062 The Real Housewives of Stepford. 254 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,130 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 255 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,631 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 256 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:21,906 It's my honor to welcome our founder 257 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:26,177 who, at 59, doesn't look a day over 40, 258 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:31,349 whose products help us all fight Father Time with Mother Nature, 259 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,951 Margot Preston! 260 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,619 (CROWD CHEERING) 261 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,498 What is she, 59 in dog years? 262 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,099 You're all winners. 263 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,736 Every one of you is a winner. Say it! 264 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,404 CROWD: I'm a winner! 265 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,740 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 266 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,878 At closing ceremonies, the shrewdest winner among you 267 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,348 will be named the Gold Leaf Woman of the Year. 268 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,317 She'll be awarded the diamond-encrusted pendant, 269 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:11,456 and be given the keys to her brand new car! 270 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,358 (CROWD CHEERING) 271 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,263 This is like a very special episode of white Oprah. 272 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,033 The Gold Leaf winner must not only be a top seller, 273 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:26,237 but also exemplify grace and grit, 274 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,406 and must be willing to do... 275 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,208 CROWD: Whatever it takes! 276 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,778 To stand out in a field of winners! 277 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,079 (CROWD CHEERING) 278 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,919 Look, Billy, it's her. There she is. 279 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,720 BILLY: Jane Doe is Julie Campbell. 280 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,622 She's a candidate for the award. 281 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,692 Someone must have decided to narrow down the competition. 282 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,227 (MOCKING) "Whatever it takes." 283 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,106 What's the next appointment that I have? Oh! 284 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,309 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 285 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,610 MARGOT: Thank you. 286 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,379 It's good to see you. 287 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,716 Miss Preston, we need a moment. 288 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,919 -Of course. This is about Julie? -How'd you know? 289 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,089 The hotel manager told my people. Breaks my heart. 290 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,325 Now, my momma used to say, "In the big city 291 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,161 "danger's ready to pounce like a duck on a june bug." 292 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,864 That must have been charming. How well did you know Julie? 293 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:29,701 She only recently joined the Gold Leaf Circle, my top sellers. 294 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,870 Just for our records, where were you last night? 295 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:36,107 Well, I'm always in bed by 10:00, honey bun. Keeps me fresh. 296 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,811 -Can anyone verify that? -Room service. I ate in. 297 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:44,482 Any further questions for me or any of my sales reps, direct them to my lawyer. 298 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,654 We're going to need to find some loose lips. 299 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,856 It looks like Scarlett O'Hara over here is hiding something. 300 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:55,526 Agreed. Any woman her age with skin that tight can't be trusted. 301 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,663 -Oh, excuse me. -Sorry. Sorry. 302 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,732 You could really be a 10, you know? 303 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,533 Once again, excuse me? 304 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,737 Long legs, great cheekbones, and that hair is gorgeous. 305 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,805 What would you think if I could guarantee 306 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,441 that you could look and feel as fab as you did when you were 22? 307 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,443 I'd think you need a breathalyzer. 308 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,879 -(CHUCKLING) -You must be here for the convention, Miss Feld. 309 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,282 Uh, duh. (SCOFFS) Every year. 310 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,117 Never miss a chance to see Margot speak. 311 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,185 Oh, you must be in the Gold Circle. 312 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,955 I wish. 3K short. 313 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,724 I'm trying to drum up some sidewalk sales to get over the top. 314 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:30,561 Well, our workplace is crawling with women 315 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,331 who could really take more stock in their appearance. 316 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,832 Well, what are we waiting for then? 317 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,805 Whip that around in a circular motion. 318 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,974 Keep exfoliating those pores. 319 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,276 Sweetie, you sure you don't want to give it a try? 320 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,245 -Oh... -LAURA: Please... 321 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,114 She's got the pores of an eight-year-old boy, and his ass. 322 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,818 That's because I already follow a strict skin care regimen. 323 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,553 Oh, what's your secret? 324 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,221 Turmeric and yogurt. 325 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,357 -Delish. -You waste yogurt on your face? 326 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,259 I'm not going to be 32 forever. 327 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,795 One day I'll be... 328 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,163 Your age. Oh... 329 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,798 You're being very optimistic. 330 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,766 Margot says using Garden of Glow 331 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,869 is the first stop on the road to happy. 332 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,972 Words of pure country wisdom. 333 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,974 (CHUCKLES) 334 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,209 You know, we're really sorry to hear 335 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,945 about what happened to your colleague, Julie Campbell. 336 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:25,116 Julie was adorable, and a total star. She was in the Gold Circle. 337 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,919 Oh, really? I heard that a group of them went out last night. 338 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:31,489 Yeah. Gold Circle exclusive. I wasn't invited. 339 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,991 It's no biggie. 340 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,693 Did Julie have a problem with any of the other Gold Circle ladies? 341 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,362 (CHUCKLING) No, I shouldn't. 342 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,597 No one likes a gossip. 343 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,432 Tell you what, I won't judge you, 344 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,470 if you don't judge me on how many bottles 345 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:50,041 of Cellulite Zapper I am considering putting on my Amex. 346 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,309 (SIGHS) 347 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,478 Spill, girlfriend. 348 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,748 Julie had big issues with Danielle Bailey, 349 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:01,085 reigning Gold Leaf winner and a real witch with a capital "B." 350 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,154 She and Julie got in an argument. 351 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,257 Danielle supposedly shoved her. 352 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,595 (BLENDER WHIRRING) 353 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,700 Hey, good effort today, Cap. 354 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,603 You know, this race is all about endurance, not how much you lift. 355 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,739 Well, I could lift every morning before I had the boys. 356 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,207 Laura has the boys in the mornings. 357 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,842 Not every morning. 358 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,513 All right. In there you got protein, probiotics, and herbs. Bottoms up. 359 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,248 Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 360 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,083 Ugh! 361 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,185 I threw away your sandwich. 362 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,389 Today, relax, we're going to have skinless boiled chicken breasts 363 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,325 and kale for lunch, all right? Here you go. 364 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,228 Yeah. 365 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,697 Oh, and I also confiscated that bottle of scotch you had in your office. 366 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,966 That was from the Commissioner. It cost over 300 bucks! 367 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,035 You booze, you lose. 368 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:54,272 This is how you win the Rock'n Run. 369 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,246 Max... 370 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,317 Who's the precinct's second-place finisher in last year's Rock'n Run? 371 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,019 That would be one Meredith Bose. 372 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,924 Great. And where are we with locating Julie Campbell's next of kin? 373 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,060 Oh, Anchorage PD called. Still looking, yeah. No luck so far. 374 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,128 Max? 375 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,099 Is there anything else you want to... 376 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:22,667 Explain? 377 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,136 Oh, uh, we got a new suspect. 378 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,506 Yeah, Laura's looking into it. It's a girl thing. 379 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,574 (CHUCKLES) 380 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:38,850 Danielle Bailey? NYPD. 381 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,385 I heard there was a detective with great hair 382 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,187 and little fashion sense snooping around. 383 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,623 How'd you find me? 384 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,025 Hotel concierge told me he referred you to his tanner. 385 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,228 You could use a blast yourself, Casper. 386 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,163 (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 387 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:55,399 My source said that you were with Julie the night of the murder. 388 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,268 Do you have any thoughts about what may have happened to her? 389 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,371 Maybe she bored herself to death. 390 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:05,276 Sorry, but Margot's rule for success number seven, don't conceal, keep it real. 391 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:09,280 Profound. When did you see Julie last? 392 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:13,317 She vanished at Hunkarific. We thought she hopped a cab and went back to the hotel. 393 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,054 Is there anyone who can verify your whereabouts between 1:00 and 3:00 in the morning? 394 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:22,860 Yes, actually. Libs, Sue, Faca, Becka, Parker and Deb. 395 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,896 -Sorority sisters? -My Gold Circle gals. 396 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:27,431 -Ah. -After the party bus dropped us off, 397 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,400 we all raided the minibar. 398 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,235 Had an old school sleepover in my room. 399 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,571 Sounds super fun! 400 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,973 What about the fight that you and Julie had? 401 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:40,144 She kept bugging me about everything Garden of Glow. 402 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,280 I thought she was trying to steal my sales secrets, 403 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,549 so I told her to back the hell off. 404 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,350 Make yourself comfortable. 405 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,921 Maybe she was just eager to learn from a veteran? 406 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,622 (SCOFFING) No chance. 407 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,026 Julie made Gold Circle in less than a year. 408 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:59,130 I haul my behind to book clubs, PTA meetings, to hawk product, 409 00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:00,565 but not Julie Campbell. 410 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,334 She had a sugar daddy buying all of her inventory, 411 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:07,338 which makes her a liar and a cheat, on top of being a huge bore. 412 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,577 DANIELLE: Mind turning it up a notch? 413 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,979 Thank you. 414 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,415 -You know who her buyer was? -No. 415 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:21,919 But I know he lives in New Jersey. I checked her invoices. 416 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:26,090 All her products were shipped to one address in Hoboken. 417 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,592 Thank you for all your help. 418 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,694 DANIELLE: Can I have some privacy, please? 419 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,766 Stay gold! 420 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,770 She'll sue us for police brutality. 421 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,873 Oh, please. She'll be back to her pasty self in a week. 422 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,076 Or two. 423 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,179 I assume you found out where Julie was shipping her product. 424 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,414 All $25,000 worth. 425 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,450 To a storage facility in New Jersey. 426 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,751 Billy and I are heading over now. 427 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,621 No. You've done enough damage for today. 428 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,490 -But wait... -I'm sending Billy and Meredith. 429 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,725 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 430 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,002 So, you think Captain Cappuccino's going to be able to finish the race? 431 00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:14,305 With your muscle-head training? Probably not. 432 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,307 You think you can do better? 433 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,642 Oh, I don't think. 434 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,378 Oh, okay, Mr. Miyagi. Do your thing. 435 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,680 443. Right here. 436 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,515 (CHICKENS CLUCKING) 437 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,452 Do you hear that? 438 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,722 -Is that... -Chickens. 439 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,724 Son of a... Not again! 440 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:34,892 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! -Hey! 441 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,194 Dirty Harry, calm down. 442 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,263 We're going to handle this. 443 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,898 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 444 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,804 (MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 445 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,942 This is not what we came for. 446 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,210 What the hell? 447 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,412 (CLUCKING) 448 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,780 (MEN YELLING) 449 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,217 No, wait, wait! 450 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,153 Freeze, turkeys! Kiss the pavement! 451 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,988 -Don't move. Nobody move. -Police. 452 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,958 Relax. Down, all right? Chill. 453 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,462 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 454 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,631 MEREDITH: Everybody calm down. Cuff them. BILLY: Come on! 455 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,900 Don't move or I'll blow you away. 456 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,773 MEREDITH: Stop, police! 457 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,309 BILLY: Hey! MEREDITH: Slow down! Stop! 458 00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:32,917 -Hands behind your back! -Don't move! 459 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,885 -Rock'n Run. -Rock'n Run. 460 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,325 MEREDITH: Let's see what we got. 461 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,163 -What... -The hell? 462 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,599 MEREDITH: Whoa! 463 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:52,370 Looks like Julie had a serious Margot Preston obsession. 464 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,407 "The truth behind Garden of Glow. The lies of Margot Preston." 465 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,210 Julie wasn't a Garden Glow rep. 466 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,678 Who the hell was she? 467 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,318 (SIREN WAILING) 468 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:14,458 Julie Campbell of Alaska, actually Julie Peters of New Jersey. 469 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,593 Born and raised in Trenton. 470 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,862 Yeah. Should have known. No one's from Alaska. 471 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:20,664 She was building some sort of case against Garden of Glow. 472 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:24,568 I'd sign up. Margot's goop made me break out in hives all last night. 473 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,872 Did you go toner, then cooling serum, then the anti-aging cream? 474 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:31,609 I went dinner clean up, then bath time, then pass out on top of the covers. 475 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,912 -Someday you'll understand. -Doubtful. 476 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,814 Well, it seems like Julie was a journalist, 477 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,417 which explains why she was asking Danielle so many questions. 478 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,686 Except that I have checked with every major news outlet and no one's heard of her. 479 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:44,688 That's strange. 480 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:47,091 Did the storage facility have a home address on file? 481 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:51,595 Yes. She lived with a guy. Ethan Bernard, no record, and Billy's questioning him now. 482 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,502 ETHAN: She was more than a roommate. She's my best friend. 483 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,037 I still can't believe it. 484 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,739 Where were you the night before last? 485 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,574 I was down on the shore with Omaha. 486 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,277 -The whole city? -My Counting Crows cover band. 487 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,778 People actually come out to see that? 488 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,780 Oh, yeah. The show's up on our YouTube channel. 489 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,816 Right. You seen this before? 490 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:15,252 Oh. Project Margot. 491 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:18,189 Julie kept all that in our apartment until it got to be too much. 492 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,558 Why was Julie targeting Margot Preston? 493 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,293 Julie was trying to get a story on Margot. 494 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,128 The whole Garden of Glow operation. 495 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,430 -For who? -For whoever she could sell it to online. 496 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,098 HuffPo, BuzzFeed. 497 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,634 To get her into this convention she maxed out her credit cards 498 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,670 buying all that Margot beauty crap. 499 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:35,639 A lot of scratch to spend on a story that a website might buy. 500 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,008 It was more than just a story for Julie. 501 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,277 Her mom was a rep for Garden of Glow. 502 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,879 Bought it, hook, line, and sinker. 503 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,315 -What happened to her? -Margot happened to her. 504 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:47,785 Julie's mom mortgaged everything to buy loads of inventory 505 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:51,088 on the promise that Garden of Glow would make her rich. 506 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,858 She died about six months back with nothing to show for her life 507 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,293 but a bunch of crappy wrinkle cream. 508 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,128 Julie took it real hard. 509 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,764 Writing this story was sort of grief therapy. 510 00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:02,600 When was the last time you spoke to Julie? 511 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:05,135 She didn't want to have contact and risk blowing her cover, 512 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,638 but she called me the night she died 513 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,809 and said she found her smoking gun, that she was ready. 514 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:12,977 Ready for what? 515 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,745 Ready to confront Margot. 516 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,116 -(JAKE GRUNTING) -MEREDITH: Come on! 517 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,584 (STRAINING) 518 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:24,855 Come on! 519 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:25,956 (GRUNTS) 520 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,725 (GROANING) Okay. 521 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,994 Lunch break's over. Got to get back to work. 522 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,462 -One more. -I can't. 523 00:25:31,464 --> 00:25:33,397 Oh, is that what you're going to tell Harrison and Nicholas? 524 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:35,533 "I'm sorry, boys, I can't." 525 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:38,836 You think that's what the rest of the Rock'n Runners are thinking right now? 526 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,437 -One more for the boys! -(GROANING) 527 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,940 For the boys! (STRAINING) 528 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,744 Come on, you wuss! 529 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:48,445 (GRUNTS) 530 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:50,381 (WHIMPERING) You're fired. 531 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,285 And you are training for the toughest physical competition in the western world. 532 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:55,653 Last one! 533 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,021 (GROWLING) 534 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,422 (STRAINING) 535 00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:00,858 Come on! 536 00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:02,826 Yes! 537 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,528 (GROWLING) Come on! 538 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:05,696 (BACK CRACKS) 539 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,164 (GROANING) 540 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:11,969 -Captain? -Oh, God. 541 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,671 (CONTINUES GROANING) 542 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:24,181 JAKE: Agent Padilla. 543 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:26,250 Captain. You okay? 544 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:30,120 Yeah, great. Just, uh, doing a little training for the Rock'n Run. 545 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,622 Wait, you're doing it? 546 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,190 Yeah, I'm doing it. You said you're doing it. 547 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,659 My office is doing it. Muscle heads in their 20s. 548 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:37,294 I'm too old to be running around in the mud. 549 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,463 Well, you know what they say, 550 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:42,099 "Never send your people to do something that you wouldn't do yourself." 551 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,568 -Who says that? -Someone brave. 552 00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:45,836 (CHUCKLES MIRTHLESSLY) 553 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:47,471 So, what brings you by again, Agent? 554 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:49,573 Alejandro. I'm looking for Laura, actually. 555 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,208 Detective Diamond is in the field. 556 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,744 If you have a message I could give it to her. 557 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:56,480 -It's personal. -I figured. 558 00:26:56,482 --> 00:27:00,184 Listen, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to say it. 559 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,585 -Back off. -Excuse me? 560 00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,354 I know you're interested in my wife. 561 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:05,289 Ex-wife, right? 562 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,391 -For now. -You're looking to get her back? 563 00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,559 As a matter of fact I am. 564 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:10,327 No offense, Captain, 565 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,729 but being her boss doesn't mean you get to control her life. 566 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:13,831 I heard why she's your ex-wife. 567 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,132 You sure she'd take you back? 568 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,700 I'm quite certain that she won't, 569 00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:18,702 but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try, 570 00:27:18,704 --> 00:27:20,738 which starts with me proving that I can change. 571 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,841 Which is why I took this job. 572 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:27,911 Now, I would appreciate not having any extra obstacles in my way. 573 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,247 Tell you what. 574 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:34,151 I'll downgrade from pursuit to monitor. For now. 575 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,553 But fair warning, I'm persistent. 576 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:38,155 And if you drop dead during the Rock'n Run, 577 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,757 I'm going to bring her to your funeral. 578 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:40,891 Sounds fair. 579 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:44,528 (GROANING) 580 00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:55,072 As I told you before, I have no idea who comes and who goes. 581 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,141 I'm simply the manager. I manage. 582 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,243 You're managing to piss me off. 583 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:02,880 Let us see Miss Preston's room service bill from that night. 584 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,349 Without a search warrant? I watch television. 585 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,751 I know that this is highly unorthodox. 586 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,186 You know what else is unorthodox? 587 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,854 When a hotel guest is murdered. 588 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,690 Murdered? 589 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:15,626 Oh, happened on a bus. You'll be safe. 590 00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:18,262 The hotel bedbugs are always a possibility. 591 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,997 -Uh, just... -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) 592 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,302 (PRINTER WHIRRING) 593 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:29,173 It's time-stamped. The call came down at 9:45 p.m. 594 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:32,543 And then called again to have the plates picked up at midnight. 595 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,378 Plates? Did she have a party in there? 596 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,280 "Vegan plate, extra tofu." 597 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:37,981 Doesn't anyone eat cheeseburgers anymore? 598 00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:41,051 "Fruit salad. Vodka cranberry." Oh! 599 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,253 Chartreuse and tonic, extra mint. 600 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,556 -Julie's drink. -She was with Margot. 601 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,324 A few hours later she was dead. 602 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:49,059 Time for Margot to pay a visit to the precinct. 603 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:54,298 You're welcome. 604 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:06,844 Why didn't you tell us that you were with Julie the night she died? 605 00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:10,481 I've already told you, I've instructed my client not to answer. 606 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:14,585 Really? Wow. So much concealing. 607 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,353 Very little revealing. 608 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,989 Not exactly in the Garden of Glow spirit, is it? 609 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,759 Yes, Julie came to my room. 610 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,560 -Margot. -I've got this, Carl. 611 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,429 But her visit had nothing to do with her death. 612 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:28,832 -Margot. -You're barking up the wrong juniper, honey bun. 613 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,367 What did it have to do with? 614 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:33,604 Okay, do you really think that I have all day here, Carl? 615 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:38,575 I want answers or your client is going down for impeding a murder investigation. 616 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:42,146 And the DA will find that I'm barking up the right juniper, 617 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:45,282 which means that that will put you in a pretty pickle, 618 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,483 honey bun. 619 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,156 Julie said she was going to bring me down. 620 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:53,957 It was all very upsetting. 621 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:57,528 She was emotional, talking about her mommy, didn't make one whit of sense. 622 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,129 Which doesn't answer my question. 623 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,399 I can tell you that I offered Julie 100 grand 624 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:05,335 to keep her accusations to herself. 625 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:08,272 As to the substance of our tete-a-tete... 626 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,641 I'm instructing my client not to answer. 627 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,477 You are just a little wind-up doll, aren't you, Counselor? 628 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,345 She must have found out something big about you, 629 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:19,283 or your supposedly hypoallergenic products maybe? 630 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,518 Folks come after me all the time. 631 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,454 Nuisance money is the cost of doing business in my world. 632 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:27,958 $100,000 is nuisance money? Very nice little world. 633 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,595 Not to Julie. She turned me down flat and left. 634 00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:34,698 So, here's a woman who refused to take cues from you. 635 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,533 -So you followed her... -No. 636 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,735 I called Carl, had him wire money 637 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,938 to the bank across the street from the hotel. 638 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:44,208 I'll provide proof of transaction as well as our phone records. 639 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,976 They correspond with the time of the murder. 640 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:49,346 You still had cash wired after Julie told you no? 641 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,181 I doubled the amount. 642 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,217 I was hoping she'd come to her senses. 643 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,519 Heck, I even brought the money back to my room. 644 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:56,987 Well, let's go. 645 00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,224 I'd love to see what $200,000 in cash looks like. 646 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:08,198 -Hi, guys. -Hey, Heidi. Not a great time. 647 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,466 Margot, is everything okay? 648 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,635 -Just fine, Heidi. -Oh, goody. Me too. 649 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:13,737 Actually, better than fine. 650 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,707 Heidi just learned she's a late inductee into the Gold Leaf Circle. 651 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,375 Thanks to my last-minute customers. 652 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,143 More Dream Cream around here tonight? 653 00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:22,246 Not a chance. 654 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,147 -HEIDI: Going up to your suite, huh? -Uh-huh. 655 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:26,850 I just came down from mine. I love that complimentary rose water. 656 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:30,454 Wait, you're in a suite? They don't exactly give those away. 657 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,323 Oh, rule number 17 from Margot's 25 rules to being the best you, 658 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:36,727 "If you want to be a success you have to spend like a success." 659 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,495 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 660 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:40,631 We should lock her up just for giving out stupid advice. 661 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,633 (CHUCKLES) 662 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,635 MARGOT: It's all in the safe. 663 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:48,205 You can check for yourself. The code is 3-9-1-9. 664 00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,142 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 665 00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:59,483 Timing on the transfer checks out. 666 00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:01,018 (SNIFFING) 667 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,786 I'll have to ask you to leave. 668 00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:06,590 Our closing ceremonies are starting soon, and I need to change. 669 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:07,958 (TOILET FLUSHES) 670 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,194 Wow. That is some loud flush. 671 00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:14,431 Thick pipes, thin walls. A real burr in my saddle. 672 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:18,435 I'm sorry, may I use your bathroom? 673 00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:20,537 Power of suggestion. 674 00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:22,639 Thank you. 675 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:26,677 -May I borrow you? -Excuse me? 676 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,948 Oh, uh, it's a partner thing. 677 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,487 (SHUSHING) 678 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,056 New theory. 679 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,691 I dated a plumber who said that if you want to know 680 00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:43,760 what's going on in your building, you listen to the pipes. 681 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,696 They conduct sound. 682 00:32:45,698 --> 00:32:47,297 You dated a plumber? 683 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,900 Gus. Rough hands. Gentle touch. 684 00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:51,301 All right, TMI. 685 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:56,406 Okay, anyway, if we could hear the flushing that clearly, 686 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,242 then maybe someone else could hear what's going on in here. 687 00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:00,677 Right, and maybe that someone else 688 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,746 heard the fight between Margot and Julie. 689 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:07,584 Maybe decided to defend their patron saint of beauty, followed Julie out... 690 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,886 What, are you stocking up on some mini shampoo bottles? 691 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,455 MARGOT: Any time now! 692 00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:12,889 Yes, ma'am! 693 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,691 (GASPS) 694 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,193 Something good? 695 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:17,327 Very good. 696 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,198 Billy. 697 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,801 Hotel room assignments from our BFF down at the front desk. 698 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,237 Margot was in room 4901. 699 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:30,307 Check out who is in 4801. 700 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,542 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. 701 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:33,877 You mean a killer. 702 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:38,615 (CROWD CHEERING) 703 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:46,590 Before I introduce Margot, 704 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:49,793 and she presents this year's Gold Leaf winner, 705 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,962 I would just like to say what an honor... 706 00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:53,563 LAURA: Thank you! 707 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,065 (LAUGHING) 708 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,334 -This is a private... -Oh, you know what, I'll take it from here. 709 00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,904 -I... -Oh, come on, let's give it up for Danielle 710 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:03,440 and her gorgeous tan! 711 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:08,211 Wow. That is a bold color choice. 712 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,715 You know what, if she doesn't win the Gold Leaf Award, 713 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,718 she will certainly take home the Orange Leaf. 714 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,219 (ALL MURMURING) 715 00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:20,057 (EXHALES) 716 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,324 Tough crowd. 717 00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:23,693 (WHIMPERING) 718 00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:27,030 So sensitive. 719 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,166 Fair enough. I know why you're here, so why don't we just get right to it? 720 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:32,169 It... Don't even think about it. 721 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:35,572 This year's Gold Leaf winner... 722 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,908 Oh, first, quick announcement. 723 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:41,545 Your sainted leader, Margot Preston... 724 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:43,980 Oh, there she is! Yeah! 725 00:34:43,982 --> 00:34:47,818 She's the woman that you made your hero for no other reason 726 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:50,854 than she looks half her age, and can spin a phrase. 727 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:54,991 Give it up, ladies, for Margot Preston! 728 00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:57,227 (CROWD CHEERING) 729 00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:00,097 (CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY) 730 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,534 Wow. I have got to hand it to you. 731 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:07,370 You look amazing for your age! 732 00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:09,806 -59, right? -Mmm-hmm. 733 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:11,608 You might want to check your math. 734 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,211 I took a little pit stop in Margot's bathroom, 735 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:18,982 and I happened upon her birth control pills. 736 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,350 (CROWD MURMURING) 737 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:24,287 Which either makes you a medical miracle, 738 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:28,391 or according to the birth date on your Xanax pills, 739 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,994 it makes you 43. 740 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,829 (CROWD GASPING) 741 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:34,764 You might want to pop one of those. 742 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:40,170 She has been giving false hope to women like me, and like you. 743 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:42,272 Mostly you. 744 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:46,343 Who hope that there is some miracle cure for aging. 745 00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:50,847 She duped us. All of us. 746 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:55,051 All except Julie Peters who found out the truth. 747 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,155 That's why she was here asking so many questions. 748 00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:01,324 She wanted to expose the truth, 749 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,926 and she was killed for it. 750 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:05,562 Stop it. You hear me. You leave Margot alone! 751 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:08,231 Heidi Feld. Come on up. 752 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,501 Oh, don't be shy. 753 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:15,305 You have proven that you will go to any lengths to protect Margot. 754 00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:19,910 How lucky are you to score a hotel suite right under Margot. 755 00:36:19,912 --> 00:36:22,779 You could hear every little thing that was going on up there, 756 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:27,150 including Julie's threat to bring down Garden of Glow. 757 00:36:27,152 --> 00:36:29,653 (CROWD GASPING) 758 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:32,956 We tracked your phone. You followed the party bus. 759 00:36:34,091 --> 00:36:35,692 I don't know what you mean. 760 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:40,263 While you may not have won the Gold Leaf Award, sorry, 761 00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:43,500 the New York Police Department would like to offer you 762 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:47,671 a pair of custom-made silver bracelets. 763 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:51,174 Heidi Feld, you're under arrest for the murder of Julie Peters. 764 00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:53,643 Wait, no. My Gold Leaf, though! 765 00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:57,047 Show's over, ladies. 766 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,882 We can't be 43 forever. 767 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,318 Deal with it. 768 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:12,963 (CROWD CHEERING) 769 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:17,701 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -(GRUNTING) 770 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:28,945 Come on, Cap! You got it, baby! It's all you! 771 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,347 -You got it, baby! -Come on! 772 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:31,615 -Come on! Let's go! -Come on, come on, come on! 773 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:34,184 Let's go! You got this! Get it together, dawg! 774 00:37:34,186 --> 00:37:36,686 Come on, get him up! Get him up! Get him up! 775 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,789 Come on! Come on, Captain! Come on, brother! You got this! 776 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,858 (YELLING) 777 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,926 -(GROWLING) -Let's go! 778 00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:50,967 Come on, Cap! Come on, Cap! You got it, baby! 779 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,436 -Good job, Cap! -You're so strong! 780 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,205 -Yeah, you're looking, uh... -Great! 781 00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:05,248 (COUGHING) 782 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,417 -All right. All right. Come on, Cap! -Come on, you can do it! 783 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,753 -You can do it! Come on! -You got it, baby! You got it! Don't give up! 784 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,121 -Come on. -Take a running start! 785 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:14,291 -Just go and jump! -Cap, take a running start. 786 00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,926 MEREDITH: Jump. Here we go! Jump! 787 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:18,228 Oh! 788 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,601 BILLY: Uh, come on, Cap! Yeah, come on! 789 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:26,269 -Bring it over! -Cap, you got it, baby! 790 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:28,171 Bring that leg over! 791 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:30,106 -Bring that leg over! -Come on! 792 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:31,908 Bring it on over. Let's go! 793 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,910 Okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go. 794 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:35,478 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on! Come on! 795 00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:49,092 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 796 00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:53,863 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 797 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,298 2nd Precinct. 798 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,467 That's us. Where did we come in? 799 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,235 -Last. -(WHEEZING) 800 00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:02,038 I'm sorry. Last? As in dead last? 801 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,473 I need ice. 802 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,542 And drugs. 803 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,977 But, I got to say, everyone's talking about you. 804 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:12,048 -I bet. -We've had plenty of cops out here, but zero brass. 805 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:15,585 You're the first captain to literally get into the trenches with your people. 806 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,153 What can I say? 807 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:19,122 Say that you'll take a picture with these women from the 7th 808 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:20,790 who have been bugging me for 20 minutes. 809 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,626 I'd be happy to. Ladies, come on over. 810 00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:25,061 (JAKE CHUCKLES) 811 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,630 WOMAN: All right. 812 00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:28,865 Rock'n Run! 813 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,100 (WEAKLY) Rock'n Run! 814 00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:31,368 (SHUTTER CLICKING) 815 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,936 They've been Jaked. 816 00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:39,976 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 817 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:45,615 Only you could lose and still have everyone fall in love with you. 818 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:50,186 A girl from the 9th, she asked him to sign her boob and, spoiler alert, he did. 819 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,589 Notice the look on my face is not one of surprise. 820 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,425 Speaking of, uh, misguided fanatics, 821 00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:59,262 Heidi gave it up. She couldn't convince Julie to keep quiet, so she killed her. 822 00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:00,930 Can you say whack-job? 823 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:04,868 The media's already tearing Margot Preston apart, thanks to you. 824 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,003 Thanks to Julie. 825 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:11,608 Oh, God bless you. 826 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:14,711 Can you believe that lady was lying about her age to make herself older? 827 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:19,549 Maybe I should do that? Say I'm 57 and blow everyone away with how great I look. 828 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,818 -(SCOFFS) -You look as good as the day I met you. 829 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,453 Yeah, you're on pain meds. 830 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:24,921 JAKE: Doesn't mean it's less true. 831 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,257 Okay, this beer's running right through me. 832 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,926 Yeah, a river runs through-eth. 833 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,661 (LAUGHING) 834 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,030 Look at you. 835 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,765 The fearless leader. 836 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:39,969 I don't know about that, but I am proud I saw it through. 837 00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:42,739 Even if every bone in my body is on fire. 838 00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:44,707 One thing I learned from this case, 839 00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:46,209 age is a state of mind. 840 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:49,012 Huh, I hear you there. 841 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,947 BOYS: Hi, Mommy! Hi, Daddy! 842 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,215 -Hey! -Hi! 843 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,950 -MAX: Hello. -Hello. 844 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,352 -Eat up, this is your dinner. -Four ice packs, just like you asked. 845 00:40:56,354 --> 00:40:59,289 Two for your knee, and two for your private region. 846 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:01,491 -Hello? -Foosball! 847 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:06,029 Hey, boys, remember I told you I was going to do that Rock'n Run thing? 848 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:11,501 Well, basically, I crushed it so much so that I even had a woman ask me to... 849 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:18,908 The point is, I am the hero of Rock'n Run. 850 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:21,411 What does Rock'n Run mean? 851 00:41:21,413 --> 00:41:23,146 -(CHUCKLING) -Seriously, you... 852 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,647 You really don't remember it? 853 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,216 Can we play foosball? 854 00:41:26,218 --> 00:41:28,117 LAURA: So much for listening comprehension. 855 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,086 Your bragging rights are not lost on me. 856 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:33,590 Congrats for finishing, old man. 857 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:38,495 Foosball! Yeah, let's do this. (GROANING) Okay. 858 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,699 (LAUGHING WEAKLY) 859 00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:43,967 (GROANING) 860 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,768 Very graceful. 861 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,075 Okay. Let's do this. 862 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:54,110 -(GROANING) -Hey, oh! 863 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,945 (LAUGHING) 64241

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