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It's The Muppet Show, with our
special guest star, Mr. Ben Vereen! Whoo!
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to raise the curtain
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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Hey, I wouldn't say
that The Great Gonzo is dumb,
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but when he graduated from school,
he didn't get a diploma,
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he got a pension. Ah?
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♪ To introduce our guest star ♪
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♪ That's what I'm here to do ♪
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♪ So it really makes me happy ♪
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♪ To introduce to you ♪
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Mr. Ben Vereen!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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♪ But now let's get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[GONZO GROANING]
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, and welcome again
to The Muppet Show.
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Hey, our special guest tonight
is a young man who soared to stardom
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on Broadway in Pippin,
had his own television series,
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and is one of the really multitalented
performers in show business,
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Mr. Ben Vereen.
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He really moves, and speaking of that,
let's get things moving right now
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on The Muppet Show!
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[PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC]
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BOTH:
♪ Well, not too long ago in 1944 ♪
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♪ When every mother's son
Was going off to war ♪
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-♪ They had to lift their spirits high ♪
CHORUS: ♪ High ♪
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-♪ For Uncle Sam ♪
-♪ Motherhood ♪
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BOTH:
♪ And apple pie ♪
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♪ Instead of spending money
That they didn't have ♪
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♪ In hot spots in the Bronx ♪
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♪ They went to hear that kind of jazz
You hear in funky honky-tonks ♪
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-♪ It made you wanna jump, shout ♪
-♪ Jump, shout ♪
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♪ Knock yourself out ♪
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♪ Boogie-woogie beat
Is what I'm talking about ♪
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♪ If you had the heebie-jeebies
You could dance away ♪
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♪ To the boogie-woogie music
The piano men were playing ♪
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-♪ You could jump, shout ♪
-♪ Jump, shout ♪
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♪ Knock yourself out ♪
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♪ Boogie-woogie beat
Is what I'm talking about ♪
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♪ You could pull a switcheroonie
If you felt yourself down ♪
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♪ With the boogie-woogie beat
Of a piano man a-going to town ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ben Vereen!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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-♪ He really makes you wanna jump, shout ♪
-♪ Jump, shout ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ga-ga ga-ga ♪
-♪ You wanna jump, shout ♪
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-♪ You wanna sock it to me now ♪
-♪ You wanna jump, shout ♪
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♪ Floy-doy, floy-doy ♪
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♪ To the boogie-woogie music
The piano man was playing ♪
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-♪ You wanna jump, shout ♪
-♪ Jump, shout ♪
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♪ Knock yourself out ♪
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♪ A boogie-woogie beat
Is what I'm talking about ♪
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♪ You can pull a switcheroonie
If you felt yourself down ♪
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♪ With the boogie-woogie beat
Of a piano man a-going to town ♪
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ALL:
Yeah!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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No doubt about it,
I'm beginning to like this show.
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-Oh, really?
-Yep, it's really starting to grab me.
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-Hmm.
-Ooh!
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Oh, something's starting to grab you.
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[LAUGHS]
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I don't care. Next time, use a deodorant.
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Nice. Nice number.
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-I wear the pants in this act.
-That was great. Really hep to the jive.
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-Hey, Kermit. Kermit.
-Hmm?
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Hey, what is this?
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Oh, that belongs to Marvel the Magician.
It's for next week's show.
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Oh, that's very interesting.
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Yeah, but, Fozzie, don't go in there.
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Oh, come on, Kermit, I'm a big bear.
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I won't hurt anything.
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Yeah, but, Fozzie, don't slam that door.
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I didn't slam it.
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I closed it very quietly.
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-Yeah. You're never gonna open it again.
-What do you mean?
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I tried to tell you it's a trick door.
Only MarveI the Magician can open it.
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But, Kermit, I have an act to do!
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Well, go get MarveI!
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I can't. He's in Toledo.
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And I'm in big trouble.
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Okay. Right now I'd like
to introduce Ben Vereen,
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a blockbuster of a talent.
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-Did somebody say "blockbuster"?
-Hit the dirt!
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
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[CACKLING]
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Well, there's, uh, nothing like
starting off with an explosive opening.
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Uh, hey, listen. You wanna have
George the Janitor clean up that mess?
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Now, as I was saying,
we have a real dynamite guest tonight.
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Did somebody say "dynamite"?
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
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I'm beginning to get a slight headache.
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Will somebody throw a net over Crazy Harry
so we can get the show rolling?
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Whew. Right now I'd like to introduce
our guest star.
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And you better not interfere with his act,
Crazy Harry, because he has a short fuse.
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Did someone send for a short fuse?
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[CACKLES]
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ben Vereen.
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[BOMB EXPLODES]
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["MR. CELLOPHANE" PLAYING]
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♪ If someone stood up in a crowd ♪
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♪ And raised his voice way out loud ♪
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♪ Waved his arm ♪
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♪ And then, uh, shook his leg ♪
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♪ You'd notice him ♪
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♪ If someone in a movie show ♪
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♪ Yelled, "Fire in the second row ♪
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♪ This whole place is a powder keg!" ♪
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♪ You'd notice him ♪
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♪ A human being is made of more than air ♪
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♪ With all that bulk
You're bound to see him there ♪
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♪ Unless that personage should be ♪
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♪ Invisible ♪
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♪ Inconsequential me ♪
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♪ Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane ♪
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♪ Should've been my name
Mr. Cellophane ♪
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♪ You can look right through me ♪
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♪ Walk right by me ♪
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♪ And never know I'm there ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ I tell you ♪
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-♪ Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane ♪
-♪ La, la, da-da-da, duh-da ♪
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-♪ Should've been his name ♪
-♪ La-da-da ♪
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-♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪
-♪ Sha-da ♪
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-♪ 'Cause you can look right through him ♪
-♪ Di-doo-dee-ah ♪
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-♪ Walk right by him ♪
-♪ Lo-do-do-la-day ♪
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♪ And never know he's there ♪
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♪ Name, Mr. Cellophane ♪
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♪ You never know I'm there ♪
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♪ I tell you, Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane ♪
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♪ Should've been my name
Mr. Cellophane ♪
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♪ Oh, you can walk right by me ♪
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♪ Or look right through me ♪
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♪ And never know I'm there ♪
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♪ Never even know ♪
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♪ I'm there ♪
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♪ I hope I didn't take up
Too much of your time ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Hmm. I think the guests that come
on this show should get combat pay.
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What about us?
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Well, we're volunteers.
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Maybe you are.
I was drafted into this chicken outfit.
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Oh.
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Huh, it's no use, Fozzie.
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I don't think we'll get this thing open
before the end of the show.
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-Oh, I feel awful.
-Yeah? Well, that's the way it goes.
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I feel so sorry for everyone.
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How do you mean?
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Well, they'll all be so disappointed
when you tell them
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that today's show is canceled.
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-Canceled?
-Mm.
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Yeah. Well, obviously,
you cannot do the show without me.
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Um... uh, Fozzie...
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-How shall I break this to him?
-What?
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Uh, Fozzie, there is one alternative
to canceling the show.
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Oh, there is? Yeah?
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Well, we can replace you.
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[GROANS]
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[THUDS]
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Fozzie?
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He takes these things kind of hard.
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NEWSCASTER:
Here's a Muppet news bulletin.
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Dateline, New Brunswick.
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Mr. Melvin Cosgrove climbed a 30-foot pole
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and scrambled onto a 6-by-6-foot platform.
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His goal, to break the world's record
in flagpole sitting.
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That was 16 years ago,
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and yesterday his wife started wondering
how Cosgrove was doing,
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especially since he was 84 years old
when he started.
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Authorities climbed the pole this morning
and found that he had indeed passed away.
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As a fitting tribute to her brave husband,
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Mrs. Cosgrove announced
that for the next ten days,
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she will fly him at half-mast.
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[BALLROOM DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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You know, I, uh,
picked up a hitchhiker the other day.
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Oh, really?
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Yes. Well, it's only right.
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I was the one who knocked him down.
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Tell me, do you like Bathing Beauties?
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I don't know. I've never bathed one.
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You know, last week my cousin was seen
on television by 30 million people.
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Oh, what is he, a rock star?
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No, a football.
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You know, I really got my eye on you.
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Oh, really?
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Really.
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Herman, today I auditioned
as an announcer for a TV show.
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Yeah, but they didn't hire me.
You know why?
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Because I'm a woman, that's why.
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Discrimination! Are you listening to me?!
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What kind of a program was it?
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Sermonette.
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Did you know the Rolling Stones
are here tonight?
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No kidding?
They're my favorite singing group.
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No, these are the other rolling stones.
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[GROUND RUMBLING]
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[ROWLF PLAYING "FÜR ELISE" ON PIANO]
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[PLAYS WRONG NOTE]
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Oh.
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[PLAYS WRONG NOTE]
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Oh. Sorry.
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Oh. Mm.
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Hey, you know, it's really great
to have you on the show.
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You know why?
Ben, you're just a bundle of energy.
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Yeah, well, as a dancer,
I try to keep in shape, you know.
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Oh, you're telling me.
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I've seen you dancing on Broadway
and television and movies.
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Why, you must work out a lot, huh?
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Well, yes.
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Because you see, Kermit, as a dancer,
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your body is one of the most
important things you have.
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Did you ever stop to think,
where would you be without your, um...
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your body?
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Uh, no. No, I never asked myself that,
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but it's a darn good question.
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You see, as a dancer,
I've gotta be able to go to a leap
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with great explosive power, you see.
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Did somebody say "explosive power"?
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-No!
-No!
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
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Nice. Nice leap.
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-Well, time for a tea break.
-All right.
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[TEACUP BREAKS]
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Literal chap, isn't he?
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-Kermit? Kermit! Kermit!
-Hmm? Oh.
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Kermit, you can't do the show without me.
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Fozzie, what choice have I got?
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But a Muppet Show without Fozzie Bear?
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It's like Gilbert without Sullivan,
ham without cheese.
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Poca without hontas!
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-"Poca without hontas"?
-Yeah.
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What's a poca?
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT POLKA MUSIC]
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I know, I know! That's a polka!
Will you guys get out of here?
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[LAUGHS]
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See? Even in a box, I'm funny.
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You need me. The show needs me, Kermit!
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Who cares about a frog?
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I'm stuck.
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NARRATOR:
And now Veterinarian's Hospital...
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[PIGGY BARKING AND HOWLING]
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...the continuing story
of a former orthopedic surgeon
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who's gone to the dogs.
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♪ Hut-Sut Ralston on the rillerah
With a brawla, brawla sooit ♪
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Dr. Bob, you can't sing
at a time like this.
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I'm not singing "At a Time Like This."
I'm singing "Hut-Sut Ralston."
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Oh.
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An oldie but goodie.
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Uh, how'd I ever get myself
into this sketch?
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-Take it easy, George.
-Ugh.
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Dr. Bob, the patient is sinking.
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[IN GERMAN ACCENT]
Well, I wonder what he is sinking about.
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[PIGGY GROANS]
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Well, laugh it up, nurse.
These are the jokes.
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The only joke around here is you, Dr. Bob.
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-Mm-hm.
-This patient needs your assistance.
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Well, you're my assistants,
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but what he's gonna do
with the two of you, I'll never know.
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[GEORGE YELPS THEN SIGHS]
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Look, either give me some help,
or let me out of here.
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What seems to be your trouble?
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I keep breaking out in a cold sweat.
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Oh-ho. Well, I see.
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You have a clear case of Pentransitphobia.
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NURSES & GEORGE:
Huh?
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That's a dread fear of traveling
through the state of Pennsylvania.
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-[GROANS]
-Enough of these pitiful jokes, Dr. Bob.
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You've dedicated yourself to saving lives.
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You're right. I saved six lives this week.
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By operating?
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No. By not operating.
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Dr. Bob, you've given this hospital
a bad name.
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You're right.
Fred is a terrible name for a hospital.
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I'll have to give it a better name.
How about Eunice?
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This is impossible.
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Do you have a license?
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Of course. Every dog has a license.
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The leash laws are really rough.
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You dummy!
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I mean, do you have a license to practice?
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Yes, and I'm going to practice
on you right now.
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-Bongos.
-Bongos, Dr. Bob.
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Bongos?
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[GEORGE GRUNTING]
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NARRATOR: And so Dr. Bob is about to begin
his bongo practice.
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Tune in next week,
when we'll hear Nurse Piggy say:
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[PIGGY GASPS]
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Dr. Bob, it's too late. You've lost him.
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Well, he couldn't have gone far.
He was under the sheet just a second ago.
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[PIGGY & GEORGE GROAN]
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[GEORGE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT THEME]
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My uncle's into poetry.
He loves Edgar Guest.
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Why?
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Why else? He's a guesthouse.
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Ben, how are you enjoying the show?
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Aw, Hilda...
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I'm getting such a big charge out of it.
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You say you want a big charge?
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-No!
-No!
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
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You know,
I'm getting a little tired of this.
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Once again, it is my great pleasure
to introduce Wayne and Wanda
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and their stirring version of "I'll Know."
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[BAND PLAYING "I'LL KNOW" MUSIC]
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♪ I'll know ♪
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♪ When my love comes along ♪
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Ai-yai-yai-yai!
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Wayne!
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh. At least, Fozzie,
you will be glad to know
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that the show is dying without you.
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-Oh, really?
-Would I lie?
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Did you hear them out there, Scooter?
They love me! Me, The Great Gonzo!
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Boy, that's the greatest show
we've ever done.
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So I lie.
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[FOZZIE GROANS]
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Oh, it could be worse, Fozzie.
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This little door could be shut.
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Things are worse.
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Uh, see you, babushka.
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FOZZIE [MUFFLED]:
Uh, Hilda! Hilda!
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-Fozzie?
FOZZIE: Hilda?
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-Fozzie, is that you?
-Who's that?
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-It's Kermit the Frog.
-Kermit!
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Listen, I've decided
not to cut you from the show.
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-Oh, thank you, Kermit!
-Okay, get him on-stage, fellas!
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FOZZIE:
What?
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Well, folks, here comes the act
you've all been waiting for.
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The Muppet Show's own great comedian,
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here he is now,
feeling a little, uh, "cagey" tonight,
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but, nevertheless, still the old
master of mirth, Mr. Fozzie Bear!
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FOZZIE:
Thank you, thank you!
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Hey, it's really great to be here.
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[SIGHS]
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I spent the whole day at the doctor.
I said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this."
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He says, "Don't do that."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Are you laughing?
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It's hard to hear.
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Ahem. Then the doctor said,
"Have you ever had this before?"
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I said, "Yes."
He says, "Well, you got it again."
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[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
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Uh, thank you, thank you.
You've been a wonderful audience.
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Please get me off.
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Great. Let's all hear it for Fozzie Bear!
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Come on out and take a bow, Fozzie.
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FOZZIE:
This is humiliating.
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Whoa!
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Okay, okay.
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And now, folks, once again,
Mr. Ben Vereen.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, boy.
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This place is so dull.
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I hate it here.
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It's so dull!
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[SIGHS]
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Hi, Droop.
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Oh, hi, Ben.
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00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,075
Hey, look, I can take you
out of this place.
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00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,453
Aw, no, thanks.
I'm not allowed to cross the street.
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00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,081
-No, no, that's not what I mean.
-Hmm?
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Listen.
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♪ Come with me, and you'll be ♪
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♪ In a world of pure imagination ♪
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♪ Take a look, and you'll see ♪
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♪ Into your imagination ♪
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♪ We'll begin with a spin ♪
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♪ Traveling in a world of my creation ♪
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♪ What we'll see ♪
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♪ Will defy explanation ♪
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♪ If you want to view paradise ♪
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♪ Simply look around and view it ♪
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♪ Anything you want to, do it ♪
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00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:09,973
♪ You wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it ♪
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♪ There is no life I know ♪
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♪ To compare to pure imagination ♪
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♪ Living there, you'll be free ♪
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♪ If you truly wish to be ♪
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[BAND PLAYING "PURE IMAGINATION"]
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ALL:
♪ If you want to view paradise ♪
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♪ Simply look around and view it ♪
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♪ Anything you want to, do it ♪
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♪ Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it ♪
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BEN:
♪ There is no life I know ♪
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♪ To compare with pure imagination ♪
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♪ Living there, you'll be free ♪
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♪ If you truly ♪
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00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:37,018
♪ Wish to be ♪
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00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:42,607
♪ Come with me ♪
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00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:47,821
Ah. Gee, you sure have
some imagination, Ben.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,705
Okay, well, that about puts a lid on it
for this week.
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We'd like to thank our special guest star,
Mr. Ben Vereen!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,504
Hey, Kermit, you know, thank you.
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00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:07,340
I've done a lot of shows in my time,
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00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:10,719
but this has been
one of the, um, craziest.
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00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,013
-Hey, Kermit, Ben, Ben!
-Yeah, what?
404
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:14,139
Hey, I'm out!
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00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:17,350
-Fozzie, how'd you get out of the cage?
-Crazy Harry blew it up.
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00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:20,603
It hurt a little bit,
but, you know, I'm okay.
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00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,397
Well, well, Fozzie,
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00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,525
I just thought the show was just dynamite.
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00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,861
-Yeah.
-Did somebody say "dynamite"?
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00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:29,029
ALL:
No!
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
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[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,993
We'll see you all next week
on The Muppet Show!
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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KERMIT:
Would you cut that out?
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:18,286
-Fantastic show.
-Brilliant show.
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00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,288
By the way, your pants are on fire.
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