All language subtitles for The Nanny S04E01 The Tart with Heart 1080p WEB-DL DD2 0 H 264-squalor_track3_[eng]

MAXWELL:
Yes, we're in Paris.

Ms. Fine put a dog
in my carry on

then got herself
stuck on the
plane.

And, well, suffice it
to say, we're here...

which I must admit
is not entirely unpleasant.

[WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH]

For God sakes, I'm in
Paris
with a beautiful woman.

-FRAN: Oh...
-Come on,

let's blow this nightclub
and see where life takes us.

[ROLLS TONGUE]

FRAN:Apparently, French wine
has a very low alcohol content

because life took us
right back to the airport.

[FRAN GASPING]

-What the hell was that?
-Oh, just a little bump
in the road.

What, we hit a deer?
We're in the air.

Oh, you have to picture yourself

going along
a little country
lane

with a few dips and potholes.

-What the bloody hell was
that?
-Oh, Mr. Sheffield!

Mr. Sheffield,
I just want you to know

that these last three years

have been just
the best years of my life.

Oh!

I love you.

FRAN:Well, thank God it was
just a little bump in the road

and after three long years
of working it--

I mean, working there--
I had finally gotten him
to say it.

Ms. Fine, before we go in,

I think I should try
to explain to you

exactly what happened up there.

Oh, it's okay.

It was all
that wine and escargot.

These weren't good shoes anyway.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Um, no.

Uh, you know how it is
when you're facing death,

how you sometimes
say things without thinking?

No.

Ms. Fine, I thought
we were spending

our last moments
on earth together up there

and so that's why I,
you know, said the thing.

The thing?

Yeah. You know, that I felt that
way at that time in that place.

Oh, my God,
you're taking back the
thing?

Please, Ms. Fine,
in the heat of the moment,

sometimes people
just blurt things out.

You blurted prematurely?

-Are you very upset?
-No. No, I'll be fine.

It's perfectly
understandable.
Please, don't touch me.

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪

♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪

♪♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪

♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing to the
Sheffield's door ♪♪

♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪♪

♪♪ She had style!
She had flair! ♪♪

♪♪ She was there! That's how
she became the nanny! ♪♪

♪♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪♪

♪♪ Was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪

♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪

♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪

♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪

♪♪ Such♪♪

♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪

♪♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪

♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪

♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪

Thanks, Fran.
What a beautiful doll.

I know.

You know,
she's Marie Antoinette.

FRAN:
There you go.

And look at here,
this is that restaurant

that your father promised
to take me to,

but then he changed his mind
and took it back

which he oft does.

I had made reservations
but the thing was she--

There's that thing again.

Fran, I have a report due
for school.

I'm supposed to pick a woman
with an interesting career.

Oh, Gracie, I don't know

if there's enough to write
a whole report about me.

There isn't.
That's why I picked Ms.
Babcock.

Nanny Fine, don't be hurt

just because I'm closer
to little Gretel than you
are.

Gretel never said that.

Aren't we defensive.

There's nothing wrong
with being just a pretty
face.

In fact, it's a plus
if you have no skills.

I've got skills.

Nanny Fine,

identifying what's
in the Godivas

without a guide is not a skill.

Oh, nougat.

Oh, come on, you must know
the only reason

you got this job is
because of your looks.

Hey, hey, that is not true.

I got this job
because I lied on my
resumé.

Men of Maxwell's class enjoy

keeping women like you around
to flirt with.

Well, you know, you're right.

Now, that's bad because...

He doesn't respect you.

Don't you know why
you get away with murders?

It's because of
those skimpy little outfits

you bounce around in.
It's offensive.

But just out of curiosity,
say you were being sued for,

oh, choking a choreographer,

what would you wear to court?

Oh, Maxwell, what
an ordeal this flight
was.

I can't imagine
anything more
terrifying.

Booga. Booga. Booga.

C.C., I do hope Chester wasn't
too traumatized by his trip.

Although, he didn't seem to mind
being in his little travel bag.

Ooh!

Forgot to unpack him,
didn't you?

No.

Angelica, you know that suitcase

in my closet
that you said was growling

and I called you
an insane old
witch?

Niles. Niles,
I want you to order

some flowers for Ms. Fine.

Make it two dozen
Sterling roses, long-stemmed.

Ooh.
Somebody was so very bad.

What did you do?

-Shall I close the door?
-Yes.

Just make sure you're
on the other side of it.

Come on, sir, the little
crumbs
you throw me, I live on.

I just have
to make up for something

I said to Ms. Fine
on the airplane.

-What did you say?
-None of your bloody business.

Was it about me?

-No.
-Fine.

I'll find out
anyway.
I always do.

Oh, Ms. Fine,
please do come in.

Oh, if you're gonna
smoke a cigar,

please let me snip
the end off.

In an odd way, I feel
it'll make me feel better.

Now, I wanna ask you something

that's very
important,
but it's private.

So give me
this lemon a
minute.

NILES:
Ow!

Mr. Sheffield--

Ms. Fine,
what are you doing over there?

Come on, come and sit
on my desk.

Annoy me.
It'll be just like old
times.

You mean BT? Before the thing?

Ms. Fine, how long are you
going to torture me with
this?

I'm not gonna torture you
about it.

That's why I came in here
to tell you that I'm over it.

Oh, really?

No, took it back.
How's it feel?

Please, Ms. Fine, Cats
is opening in 14 new
cities.

I don't feel
very strong right
now.

All right, let me
ask you this one question:

When you hired me, did you
think
I was just attractive?

Absolutely not.

I thought you're beautiful,
stunning, drop-dead
gorgeous.

How dare you!

Why do you keep trying
to hurt me like this?

NILES [ON SPEAKER]:
It got quiet.
Are they talking about me?

Oh, I can't believe I'm back
in the meat market again.

It's so sad.

I mean,
the best years of my
life

and I spend 90
percent
of them with--

With a guy who kisses you
passionately and takes it
back,

asks to marry you,
takes it back.

Tells you he loves you,
takes it--

I was gonna say
talking with you, Val.

But thanks
for the post-game wrap
up.

You know, the reason why
he keeps taking it back
is

because I'm nothing
but a pretty play thing to
him.

I mean, he doesn't
take me seriously.

Can I have a double apricot
sour rimmer with Sweet'N
Low?

Come on, let's go get a table

-before some other yutz
tries to pick me up.
-Yeah.

Too late, ladies.

Hi. I'm Jack. Would you mind
if I bought you a drink?

Do you mind?
We really wanna be
alone.

-VAL: Yeah.
-What is it with guys?

Why do they always think just
because you're at a singles
bar

in a cute top, a tight skirt
and stiletto heels,

you're looking for action?

Well, why do women think

that guys expect them
to jump into bed

every time they try
and buy them a drink?

Now, potato skins,
I get you both.

-I don't think so.
-Speak for yourself.

I haven't had a potato
skin
in three years.

No, seriously, you sound
like a very nice woman.

And looks really
don't matter to me.

Yeah, right.

You're only interested
in me for my mind.

Like I haven't heard that bef...
Actually, I've never heard that.

I ordered a drink about
10 minutes ago.
Bartender.

It's sitting right in front
of you. What are you, blind?

Yes.

A sympathy pick-up?

Pretending to be blind

just so that you could take
home
a couple of college girls?

College girls.

Forgive me, I'm very sorry.

Val, get a table.
This could work.

-I'll drink to that.
-Whoa!

Oh, watch it! Watch it!

Yes, I'd like to order a pair

of the diamond earrings
on page 12.

What are you doing, sir?

You know, for someone
who's never bloody around

when there's no toilet paper,

you're certainly
under foot enough.

Just ordering something
for Ms. Fine.

Well, I really don't think that
will make up for what you said.

Oh, for God sakes,
all I said was--

Ooh, hoo, hoo...

Nice try.

Oh, come on,
sir,
this is cruel.

Have you no soul?

There is a mean streak in you
that is less than beguiling.

He told me what he said to
you.
Are you all right?

-He told you?
-Mm-hmm.

Well, I just
think
that it's
pretentious

to get a butler from France.

And what's gonna happen to you?

I mean, who has money
for a butler these
days?

Hello, hello.

Oh, here, let me get that
for you, ma'am.

What a smashing suit.

You look tired.
May I draw you a foot bath?

You know what? I can't do
this.
Why don't you just shoot me?

Nanny Fine.

Oh, I wish
you could have been
there

with, the little one along.

I'm more accessible.

People think I have a
soft,
caring side,

and then I've got'em!

Oh, Fran, I never should have
said I'd do my report on her.

How can I take it back?

Oh, ask your father.

He's the expert
in that category.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, hi, Jack. Come on in.

Did you have any trouble
finding the place?

-No more than usual.
-[CHUCKLES]

-Hi, handsome boy.
-Oh, thank you very much.

I wasn't quite sure
about the suit.

It is a suit, isn't it?

-Come on in. Watch your step.
-Oh. Oh, all right.

You know what?
Maybe I should stay with you.

I wouldn't want
to break anything.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

You're not gonna break anything.

[SHRIEKS]

-Oh, Franny, I'm so sorry.
-Oh... Oh, that's okay.

Accidents happen.

Oh, my God, Ms. Fine.

What is this mess?

Oh, excuse me.
I had no idea you had a
date.

I knew. How does it feel
to be out of the loop?

How do you do?
I'm Maxwell Sheffield.

-Hi, I'm Jack.
-You certainly bounced back

awfully quickly.

Do you mind
if we discuss this
later?

Fine. What time
do you think you'll be home?

Well, I think
you lost the right to know
that

when you took back the thing.

-Why are you always doing
this to me?
-You're determined to drive

-that into to ground, don't
you?
-You give me such mixed
messages.

-I'm so confused.
Just leave me alone!
-I've come here to
reconcile...

-How do you do? I'm Niles.
-Hi.

Do you know what's going
on
between her and this guy?

Why? What have you heard?

[♪♪♪]

Jack, you know,
you are so well-adjusted.

I mean, you have
your own law firm

and you sculpt and you sky dive.

No, no, no.
I had to give that
up.

-Why?
-The dog kept throwing up.

[LAUGHS]

I'm damn glad I met you.

I mean, it's so nice
to meet a guy

that appreciates you
for your inner self,

and not just for the way
you look.

A '90s Jacqueline Smith.

Well, it really doesn't
matter
to me. You can weigh a
ton.

I can't see you, Fran.

You know, Mr. Sheffield
just thinks of me as an
object.

I know. He's only attracted
to you because of how you
look

and it really bugs you.

I think you're just going
out
with a guy who can't see

because you think
you have something to
prove.

-That's not true.
-Yes, it is.

You're so hung up on this guy

you've mentioned his name
35 times in the last hour.

It's just that
me and Mr. Sheffield--

Thirty-six.

You know, I really think that
you should try and convince him

that you're more
than just a '90s Kate
Smith.

You know, I think that
you should know someone
a little better

before you start pegging them
with such deadly accuracy.

Oh, Jack, I'm so sorry.
I really am using you.

How can I ever
make it up to you?

It's all right.

Forget about it.
Come on, I'll buy you a
drink.

Maybe I can even talk you
into a plate of potato
skins.

You know, for your
information,
I am giving you

such a dirty look right now.

Oh, my.

Oh, oh, oh. It's a bally.
Here you go, kids.

-Here's your ball.
-[YELLING] No, Fran!
Don't throw the ball!

Don't throw
the ball!

[CRASHES]

[♪♪♪]

Fran, you're taking this
pretty well.

Being dumped by a blind guy.

Ma, don't you see, he has
no idea what I look like.

He dumped me
for who I really
am.

[DOOR BUZZES]

Oh, it's Pauly, the butcher.

Hi, Pauly.

Oh, is that a new apron?

It makes you look so
scwelt.
[CHUCKLES]

I put an extra breast in,

not that you need any help
in that department.

[CHUCKLES]
Oh, you're terrible.

Ma, now I know why
all the other kids

were bringing Fluffernutters
to school

while I was bringing veal
medallions on Wonder bread.

You know, ma, when you flirt
and use your looks like that,

men do not respect you.

What's with the women's lib
all of a sudden?

When did you become
Gloria Estefan?

That's
Gloria Steinbrenner,
ma.

There is nothing wrong

with a woman using
her God-given gifts.

Well, apparently, there is,

because Mr. Sheffield thinks
that he can say he loves me--

[GASPS]
He said he loved you?

Oh, that wonderful man.

He took it back.

I'll call Yetta.
She'll put a curse on him.

Don't call Yetta, ma.

I already left a
message
on her machine.

-So why did he take it back?
-Because he doesn't respect me.

To him,
I'm just another pretty
face.

Darling, that is crap.

Ma, you don't know what
you're
talking about. Just drop it.

He took it back
because he's a basket case.

All right, pick it up.

We don't have the market
on guilt, you know.

Guilt over the late wife,
guilt over the kids,

guilt over marrying
out of his class.

Gee, ma, you know,
I think you're right.

It isn't me. It's him.

I never realized
how tortured and unhappy he is.

Oh, this makes me
feel
so much better.

[DOOR BUZZES]

-Oy. It's the cable man.
-Ma...

This one's on me.

You want free Cinemax?

[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, here you are.

Why don't you come inside?

We're about to watchTwister

on the Movie Channel.

-We don't get that.
-We do now.

Listen, I've been thinking
about what happened,

and...I understand.

-You do?
-Mm-hmm.

You're emotionally fucocked.

Well, that's
a little harsh, Ms. Fine.

Just a little fordray.

Maybe famished.

All I'm saying is that
you are afraid of your
feelings

so you just relate to
me
superficially.

I mean, we flirt, we play games.
I prance around in short skirts.

You let me
get away with
anything.

What?

You get into more trouble
than the children, Ms. Fine.

I punished you just last week.

Oh, yeah.

That was when you made me
take those shoes back

that I said I bought for Maggie.

Right.

Just like those,
only a different color.

Ah...yeah.

In fact, you know,
Ms. Fine, you're right.

I am afraid. That's,
that's why I took it back.

I know.

I've only really been in love
once in my life before

and when my wife died, I...

Well, I'm just afraid of going
through all that pain again.

I mean, what if it didn't
work out between us?

What about the children?

Well, it would be hard
at first,

but we'd let you
come visit us on weekends.

Oh, Ms. Fine, what if
something happened between us?

It could ruin
everything we have.

Or it could add
a whole another
dimension

that wouldn't be
entirely
unpleasant.

Or it could ruin it.

It's happened before.

So, we agree then.

-Friends?
-Friends.

-Friends.
-Friends.

-So why did he take it back?
-Because he doesn't respect me.

He...

[LAUGHS]

We don't have the...

And I just popped another
piece
of cake in my mouth.

What's wrong with me?

[DOOR BUZZES]

-Oy. It's the cable man.
-Ma...

This one's on me.
Want some free Cinemax?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Who are these people?

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]