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Oh, it's a valentine
from Ma.
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How do you know?
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Look, there's
a Lee Press-On Nail
stuck in the truffle.
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So, Fran,
how come you don't
like Valentine's Day?
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Oh, you know,
everybody makes
such a big deal
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about it being
the most romantic
day of the year.
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Meanwhile, I think
it's very commercialized,
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and I just
don't buy into it.
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Oh! I got a date
for Valentine's Day!
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Oh, you know,
it's the most
romantic day of the year.
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Oh, what is it with girls
and Valentine's Day?
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They send you
those stupid cards,
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and then they
expect you to, like,
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talk to them
and ask them out.
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Well, I'm not doing it.
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No one sent you a card?
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No.
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How about you, Tommy?
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Well,
we're friends and stuff,
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but I don't think
I should be
sending him a valentine.
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No.
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Honey, I... I meant,
do you have a valentine?
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Oh, well, there is
a girl that I sort of
like,
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but I think
she might be
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a little bit
out of my league.
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She is.
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So, Fran,
who's your date with?
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Oh, well, remember
that really cute guy,
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Jeff, the cop that
I went out with once?
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Oh, was that the date you had
when I was in the third grade
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or the one you had
when I was in the fourth?
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You wanna make
it to the fifth?
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SINGER:♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ in one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushingto the Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessedthat the girl we've described♪♪
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♪♪ was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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Knock-knock. Happy Monday
before Valentine's Day,
Mr. Sheffield.
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Care for a chocolate?
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That's caramel.
That's nougat.
That's mint.
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How do you know
what's in them?
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I'm psychic.
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Don't turn them over.
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Miss Fine,
could this sudden
exuberance for the holiday
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have something to
do with the fact
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that you actually
have a date this year?
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Oh, please, come on,
what do you... Yeah.
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What are you
doing for the holiday?
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Well, I'll be working.
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I don't go in for all this
Valentine's Day racket.
It's-- It's so commercial.
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I used to feel that way, too.
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In fact,
not 10 minutes ago.
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♪♪ What adifferencea date makes ♪♪
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Good morning, everyone,
isn't it a fabulous day?
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Oh, look, Miss Babcock's
even in the spirit of it.
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You bet I am.
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They finally
evicted that old lady
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in the apartment
next to mine.
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We started breaking through
the bedroom wall this morning.
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A bigger bedroom.
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Aren't we being
a glutton for punishment?
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Oh, don't you have
something to wax?
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I put that question
to you.
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Mr. Sheffield,
I hate to think about you
sitting here all by yourself.
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You should be with
someone you love
on Valentine's Day.
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Well, I appreciate
your concern, Miss Fine,
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but truthfully,
there's no one
I care enough about right now
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to spend
Valentine's Day with.
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Oh, good news.
You got the day off.
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You know, you're never
gonna meet someone
unless you take a chance.
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It doesn't matter
who it is.
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Just put yourself
out there.
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Well, I suppose
there is that lady
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from the Shubert Organization.
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-Her?
-Her?
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Oh, the redhead, sir?
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-If she ever gets
those roots done.
-Quite a figure, eh, Niles?
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She should
lipo her butt.
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Oh, no. She's lovely.
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It's a very good choice.
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Yeah, you know,
the thing is you just
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do something romantic,
ask someone out.
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The redhead is fine.
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With that tuchus,
I'm sure she likes ice cream.
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Fran, look at
all these people.
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We're never gonna
get on the first bus.
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Oh, don't worry.
I'll take care of that.
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Can you believe
that gorgeous two-bedroom
apartment on the corner there
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for only 400 bucks a month?
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Oh, Val, could you believe
how stupid those people...
Val!
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There is no apartment,
is there?
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Good, Val.
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Oh, I knew. I knew.
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Cause $400
a month is really
good for two bedrooms.
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-Did it have a French...
-No, Val!
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Gee, I hope
I have exact change.
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Oh, what's this?
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Looky, a Valentine's card.
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"Dear Miss Fine,
won't you be my valentine?
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"Meet me at the Sutton
Ice Cream Parlor at 3:00
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"on the most
romantic day
of the year.
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"Love,
your secret admirer."
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Oh, an anonymous valentine
signed "Secret admirer."
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Who's it from?
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Val, you know,
there was a wood-burning
fireplace in that apartment.
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Val, look, it says,
"Dear Miss Fine."
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This is either
from Mr. Sheffield,
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or our old
high school principal
hasn't gotten over me
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wearing that tube top
to Earth Day.
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Come on, Fran,
Mr. Sheffield sent
you a valentine?
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That's unbelievable.
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I know, isn't...
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No, it's not.
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I'm the one
that put the whole
idea in his head.
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I'm the one that told
him to take the girl
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with the big bun
out for ice cream.
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Listen, Flabbio,
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I want to be alone
with Maxwell tonight.
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What's it gonna cost me
to make you disappear?
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Try 50 bucks.
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Done.
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Okay.
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No, it didn't work.
I'm still here.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
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would it be too
forward of me to say,
"Whoa, baby girl"?
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-You like?
-Mmm-hmm.
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You know,
this is the most
fabulous dress I own.
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I only wear it when
I have a very hot date.
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You know,
Mr. Sheffield asked me
out for Valentine's Day.
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That's impossible.
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Why does everybody find that
so hard to believe?
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Well, it's just that
he always tells me
everything.
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Don't you mean
you read his mail,
listen at the door
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and eavesdrop
on the intercom?
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Well, for backup.
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I can't believe he left me
out of the loop.
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I don't care
for this at all.
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Niles, any calls for me
while I was out?
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Maybe yes, maybe no.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
that is one sexy outfit.
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Oh, well, you know,
I've got a hot date.
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Well, he's gonna
be a very lucky man.
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Isn't someone
being Mr. Optimism?
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Fran, I need you to
help me think of an excuse.
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I've made two dates
for Valentine's Day,
and I've got to break one.
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Honey, shame on you.
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You know how many girls
are out there starving?
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Now, you're gonna
finish those two dates,
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and I don't want to
hear another word about it.
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Huh.
Can you believe that kid?
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I should have two dates
on Valentine's Day.
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What time are you meeting
Mr. Sheffield at Sutton's?
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-3:00.
-Hmm.
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And what time are you meeting
Jeff at Dominique's?
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2:30. Oh, my God,
Jeff! What's this for?
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Well,
you can't keep them both.
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It'll take you 20 minutes
to get across town,
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and no one can eat
a full five-course meal
in under 10 minutes.
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You obviously
have never broken
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the Yom Kippur fast
at my mother's house.
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Oh, hi, Jeff.
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Thank you. You, too.
Just lucky.
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What?
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Well, weren't you gonna say
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great dress, good to see you,
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and where'd
you ever find a purse
to match those shoes?
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Let's order.
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-All right, now, Fran.
-Yes?
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You know, I got
the whole afternoon off
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'cause I thought
we'd have a nice,
leisurely, romantic lunch.
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Absolutely. Waiter!
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How long does it take
to make the capellini?
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I recommend the tri-color
fusilli con fruta del mare...
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You know, that even
takes too long to say.
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Sghettis. Vamatos. Vamatos.
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Fran, do you have
some other place to be?
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No, of course not.
There's no place
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I'd rather be than
right here with you.
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♪♪ Oh, one last kiss ♪♪
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♪♪ Give me one last kiss ♪♪
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♪♪ It never felt like this ♪♪
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♪♪ No, never felt like this ♪♪
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♪♪ You knowI need your love ♪♪
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♪♪ Oh, oh, oh! ♪♪
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♪♪ Oh, give me one last kiss ♪♪
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Can I get you
anything while you wait?
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Oh, please, I'm stuffed.
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Oh,
I see you've got a minimum.
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All right. You might as well
bring me the Mount McKinley.
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You know, you don't have to
order. We're not that busy.
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Oh, that's okay.
I wouldn't want you
to get into trouble.
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No. Really, it's okay.
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Rules are rules, honey.
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Don't be stingy on the nuts.
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There's a gentleman
here for you,
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and he'd like you
to close your eyes.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, didn't we shave
close today.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Oh, Tommy.
Oh, that's so sweet.
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But, you know,
if you don't mind,
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I'm waiting
for Mr. Sheffield,
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and he ain't coming
because you're
my secret admirer.
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Yeah.
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Honey, I'm...
I'm very flattered.
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If only you weren't 14.
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You know,
we're six years apart.
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Val, Val, I gotta stop
Mr. Sheffield's valentine
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before I make
a total fool of myself.
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Why? Well, remember
when you suggested
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that I give him
a really big card?
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Well, I think
I might have gone
a little overboard.
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Val, I hope you
bought enough paint,
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'cause we're really
gonna have to paint
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over the entire billboard.
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Why do you always
have to go over
the top with men?
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I don't know.
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Ordinarily,
I'm not a flashy person.
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You know me. Less is more.
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Now, come on,
let's go before he gets
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a look at that thing
on his way to work.
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Well, I'm off
to the theatre.
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The theatre where
your show is at?
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No. The theatre
where they're showing
that talking pig film.
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You know,
every time I see it,
I discover new things...
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Of course
the theatre
where my show is!
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Your 4:00 meeting is
waiting in your office.
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00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,350
Oh, Niles,
I completely forgot it.
243
00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:47,416
Who's it with again?
244
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,283
You have your secrets.
I have mine.
245
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,383
Just what is
your bloody problem?
246
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,333
Well, if you don't know,
I'm not going to tell you.
247
00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:57,500
You are such a baby.
248
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,250
-Am not.
-Are, too.
249
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,133
Good. This ought
to buy us some time.
250
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,166
Let's get out of here.
251
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,400
Oh, you're back.
252
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,450
So, how was
your secret admirer?
253
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:10,166
Did he smell good?
254
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,133
I mean, I did tell him
to shower after gym class.
255
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,483
Oh! You knew about this?
256
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,830
Yep.
257
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:20,333
Pretty funny.
Well, guess who's picking
you up from school tomorrow?
258
00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:21,483
My mother.
259
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,450
So?
260
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:30,450
Straight from Jazzercize
in her thong leotard.
261
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:36,233
And you know,
she don't wait
outside neither.
262
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:40,200
She'll want
to come in and meet
all your little friends.
263
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,316
So?
264
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:48,133
Maybe she'll even
do her flash dance.
265
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,116
You know, she's a maniac!
266
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,400
No! I'm sorry.
I'll be a good boy.
267
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:59,183
Oh, well, it is too
late for that, mister.
268
00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:01,266
You better start
watching your back
269
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,350
and sleeping
with one eye opened,
270
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,416
and brush your teeth
after every meal!
271
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:09,166
What? I'm still his nanny.
272
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:29,366
Val, remind me next time
to say it with flowers.
273
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,000
I don't know, Fran.
I don't see what
the big deal is.
274
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,383
I mean, I think it
was a very nice gesture.
275
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:38,133
Val, if he didn't
send me a valentine card,
276
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:41,330
then it's gonna
seem like the act
of a desperate woman.
277
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,200
Yeah?
278
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,483
Well, if Mr. Sheffield
takes one look at this,
279
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,330
he's gonna think that
I'm in love with him.
280
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,830
Aren't you?
281
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,466
Not if he ain't
in love with me!
282
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,450
Now, come on,
let's get started here.
283
00:15:55,483 --> 00:15:58,400
Wow! Look at the view
from up here.
284
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:01,160
You could see
halfway to Jersey.
285
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,466
Wow! You can see
all the way into
that apartment.
286
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,330
[BOTH GROWLING]
287
00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:13,150
They rolled down
onto the floor.
288
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:24,660
Okay. There they are.
289
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,350
I am sorry,
290
00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:34,160
but all men look great
in a Lone Ranger mask.
291
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,383
Oh, baby.
292
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:40,330
Oh, okay.
293
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,100
You know what?
Let's get started.
Let's do it already.
294
00:16:43,116 --> 00:16:44,216
Where's the paint?
295
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,416
It's down there.
296
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:46,450
Why?
297
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,166
Well, you were in such
a rush to get up here, I...
298
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,283
It doesn't matter!
299
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:58,216
Let's just go down
and get it.
300
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,266
Now, unlock your lever
when I say "Three."
301
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,350
Have you got that, Val?
Three.
302
00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:06,233
[VAL SCREAMING]
303
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:10,183
No, Val!
304
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:12,383
VAL: I'm okay!
305
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:15,466
I landed in someone's
terrace garden!
306
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:21,116
Oh, there's a party inside.
Lots of cute guys.
307
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,433
Get help!
308
00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:27,316
And phone numbers!
309
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:32,116
In fact, there's no girls,
just cute guys!
310
00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:35,333
Get recipes.
311
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,250
Niles, Andrew Lloyd Webber
just called.
312
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:47,166
It appears I have
a 40-foot valentine
313
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,433
from Miss Fine
on a billboard
in Times Square.
314
00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:52,100
Isn't that amazing?
315
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,216
Yes. He's a very busy man.
316
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,266
He's gotCatsPhantomSunset...
317
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,300
Not that he called!
318
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,160
Do you have any idea
why Miss Fine did this?
319
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,233
What's it worth to you?
320
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,100
-Your job.
-Here's the scoop.
321
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,416
Miss Fine got a valentine
322
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,416
from a secret admirer
to meet her at Sutton's
323
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,660
and thought it was you.
324
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,466
Who was it from?
325
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,466
Brighton's friend,
Tommy Altman.
326
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,350
Did... Did she go?
327
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:26,116
[BOTH LAUGHING]
328
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:31,400
Oh, no, no.
Really, Niles.
It's very sweet.
329
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,400
I mean,
no one's ever done anything
like that for me before.
330
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,400
-And what have I done for her?
-Oh, the usual.
331
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:38,233
Belittle her
Valentine Day spirit
332
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:40,266
and crush her heart
beyond repair.
333
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,660
She said that?
334
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,283
No. I just threw
that last part in
335
00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:46,200
'cause you called me a baby.
336
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,483
All right.
So where is she now?
337
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,100
Well, she was so embarrassed
that she got you a billboard
338
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,383
and you did nothing for her
339
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:58,660
that she'll probably
be up there all night
painting it over.
340
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,366
Oh, that is one miserable way
of spending Valentine's Day.
341
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,150
Hello, hello.
342
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,383
And here's another.
343
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:13,333
Happy Valentine's Day,
Maxwell.
344
00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:15,830
I thought while
we were working,
345
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:17,316
you might want
something to nibble on.
346
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:24,233
Oh, C.C.
This basket is perfect!
347
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,433
Oh, Maxwell,
348
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:31,150
perhaps you should
dim the lights.
349
00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:39,316
C.C.: Maxwell...
350
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,116
Maxwell?
351
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,216
Niles!
352
00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:53,483
Oh, my God!
353
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,200
No one is going
to believe this.
354
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,233
How long can
those two keep going?
355
00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:07,160
Miss Fine!
356
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,350
Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing here?
357
00:20:09,383 --> 00:20:11,383
Niles told me about the sign.
358
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,233
What sign?
359
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:18,166
It was a lovely thought,
Miss Fine.
360
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,483
Care to join me
for a picnic?
361
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:27,830
Here? And now?
On this billboard?
362
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:30,250
Well, we've certainly...
363
00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:31,483
Certainly got the view.
364
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,000
Yeah.
365
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:39,160
Oh, good Lord!
Don't look, Miss Fine.
366
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,150
I'm so embarrassed.
367
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,350
You know, Miss Fine,
you were right.
368
00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:50,233
It appears
I had forgotten the real
meaning of Valentine's Day.
369
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:54,133
But seeing it all
from up here
370
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:58,166
reminds me again
of what it's all about.
371
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,330
I'm over here,
Mr. Sheffield.
372
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,300
Oh, right. Well, I...
I meant the billboard.
373
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,366
You know, Miss Fine, it's...
It's been a long time
374
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,300
since anyone's
made me feel...
375
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,116
Well, quite like this.
376
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,200
Oh.
377
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,133
Happy Valentine's Day,
Mr. Sheffield.
378
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:22,233
Happy Valentine's Day,
Miss Fine.
379
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,183
[SIREN WAILING]
380
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,466
OFFICER:Don't panic.We're here to rescue you.
381
00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:45,450
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