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Dr. Vanderspeigle,
the new doctor has arrived.

Ellen: The new doctor
is gorgeous.

Please call me Dr. Ethan.

Alien Harry: He has stupid hair.

Sam trusted you.

Maybe he left a prescription
pad out on the top of the desk.

I don't know what you're
talking about. Yes, you do.

I can see it all over your
face, and I'm not blind anymore.

Alien Harry: Yeah, you look
bad. You must have Colorado fever.

Isabelle: Never heard of
Colorado fever.

You just need a little bit of caffeine.
I'm gonna go have a lie down.

That's a good idea.
Have a sip on that.

McCallister: Whatever creature
was piloting this ship will be coming back.

I want you to bring it to me,
no matter what it takes.

Sniper: We've got a guest at
the party. Roger that. Move in.

Alien Harry: The biggest misconception
humans have about the universe

is that it's enormous.

It's not. It's tiny.

It's also finite and smells of
slightly burnt caramel corn.

I understand why
these dumb humans

don't know anything
about the extended universe.

They've never been there.

But the universe
has been to them.

What's going on?
What are you doing?

Where are we? Sniper: We
have a second subject on the scene.

Confirm engagement of the
primary target.

Uh... negative. Stand by.
Sniper: Roger that. Standing by.

Hello.

I thought you were napping.
Napping?

You mean knocked out
from the sleeping pills

you slipped into my coffee?

Yes. "Napping."

I found them in
the bloody drawer.

Faked falling asleep
so I could follow you here.

Why did you do that to me?

What are doing out here in the
middle of the night alone?

Alien Harry: The problem is
we're not alone.

Honey.

The only reason I'm out here
is that I needed space.

What?

Yes. Space like husbands
often say in television shows.

And since I am your husband
and nothing else,

I took one of my nightly
drives looking for nothing

and ended up at this
random place for no reason.

Damn it.

And I enjoy rocks and dirt.

You want space?
I hope you find it.

Oh, but let's kiss and make up.

We can make it work, you and
me. You are my gal and I'm your fella.

Love means never having
to say you're sorry.

It's nothing. It's just
some marriage squabble.

Auenharry I'll
see you later. Yeah.

Alien Harry: At our home.
Shoot him anyway.

Uh, stand down, sergeant.
I repeat, stand down.

Sniper: Roger that.
Standing down.

There is something so
wrong with you.

Hmm.

Alien Harry: They stole my ship.

They know I'm stranded here.
They must be searching for me.

I would grow a mustache
as a disguise,

but then I'd have to get a job
as a firefighter or a pedophile.

We should talk.

Yes?

What are you making for dinner?

I'm leaving.

I can't spend another
night here with you.

I like it when you make
the mini chickens.

You're not listening.
I'm leaving you.

You said that once,
but you're still here.

Alien Harry: I don't want
her to go. I'm very hungry.

I need her to make me food.
I must get her to stay.

I have an idea.

Stay.

Nope.
Alien Harry: That didn't work.

I can't live like this.
I feel alienated, lied to.

Are you upset
because I drugged you?

I was trying to be kind.

On television, the three stooges
knock each other out with skillets.

I don't even know who you
are anymore. Goodbye, Harry.

Wait. No. I don't like this.

Stop.
Just answer me one question.

Did you ever love me?

Once.

Thank you for
finally being honest.

Hey, have you looked
at Max hawthorne's file?

Is that the one who pees the
bed or the one who sees monsters?

Well, it's called teraphobia, I
guess. I've never heard of it.

If you could just...

I've known Max forever,

and he's never shown anything
like this before, you know?

Don't you think it's extreme

that Dr. Vanderspeigle is
suggesting sending him away?

My parents sent me to a school
in Connecticut when I was a kid.

Oh. I don't mean to brag,
but I think I turned out okay.

They sent you away
for a medical condition?

No. I was really
good at lacrosse.

Thanks. You're welcome.

That was no help at all.

Did you ever notice anything
unusual about Jay's behavior?

She was always a little
shifty and quiet. Quiet how?

Like how drug addicts are quiet?

Like she was just sitting
around daydreaming

about her next sniff and puff?

"Sniff and puff."

Just quiet, like she was
planning something.

And once she microwaved fish
in the kitchen. So rude.

We have someone at work
who digs into people's yogurts

and steals the fruit
from the bottom.

Is there a problem here?

They think Jay stole
the prescription pads.

I said she was nice
and would never do that.

Well, Jay didn't steal the
pads, so thanks for stopping by.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Somebody calling themselves

"the pharmacist"
stole that prescription pad.

And I have reason to
believe that same someone

used a botulinum toxin

to poison Sam Hodges.

Well, we can't really be sure
they're connected.

Wait. We can't?
Did you just say "can't"?

I told you about can't, right?
It's negative.

Can't you can every
now and then? I can.

Well, you can't a lot more
than you can.

I don't really know what you're
saying, and asta is gone now.

Mike: What? Asta. Damn
it. Asta. Get back in... hey.

Hey, asta.

Hey, you better
put that shit in park.

You see this badge?
What the hell you doing?

Hey, listen to me, damn it.
This is a big deal, all right?

Those pads are like gold.
You think I don't know that?

Look, I know you like Jay,

but she goes to the same
school as the pill popper,

and she works at the clinic.

Now, if itwasn't her, then who then?
Who else at the clinic might have done it?

It wasn't Jay.

Oh!

Looks like somebody
wants to dance, huh?

Shake those knees,
miss twelvetrees

Okay, no dancing today.
Some other time.

Hey, sheriff, I just want
to say thank you again

for the update on the
murder investigation.

You're doing really great work.

You know, that theory
about the Insulin bottles

being a possible method
of delivery is genius.

Thank you, mayor. I've been
busting my ass on this one.

Yeah, me too. I have been
busting my ass so much.

Like, real busy busting
the old hump, so...

Whew!

Okay, good, good.

Why you acting all weird, huh?
Come on. We got a murder to solve.

Now it's we. Great.

Alien Harry: This is my fault.

I should have destroyed my ship,

but I wanted to keep it
so I could get home.

Now they have it.
What do I have? Nothing.

Just this stupid human body

with two useless nipples
that don't even produce milk.

Oh, no. Is that why
[Haven't found my device yet?

If they have my ship,
maybe they have my device too.

As I was allowing myself
to feel my feelings,

I couldn't help but wonder.

How do humans deal with failure?

The answer came to me in
one simple word. Medication.

I feel better already.

Isabehe.

Isabehe.

You sure do sleep a lot. You
know, that's a sign of depression.

You.

You are that guy who doesn't
have life in him anymore.

Why are you here?
You're supposed to be dead.

I was hungry.

Thought I'd cook up one of these
steaks that you packed me in.

Can I have some? Say please.

Please.

I heard you screwing my wife
from the freezer the other night.

Sounded like a monkey
killing a dolphin.

You're not very good at sex.

Such a loser.

I am not a loser.

I have a handsome face
and a nice house.

That's my face. This is
my house and my wife.

You have nothing.
You lost your device.

You can't even
find your spaceship.

You had one simple mission.
You completely failed.

And that makes you
more than just a loser.

That makes you human.
Don't call me that.

That's the most hurtful thing
anyone has ever said to me.

You wanted to destroy
the human race.

The human race destroyed you,

you sad, pathetic,
stupid little shit stick.

Now that is the most hurtful
thing anyone has ever said to me.

Still dreaming.

Mmm.

What an asshole.

Female narrator: Commitment,
community, compassion.

The Donnelly institute,

providing the highest quality
of care to your children.

What do you think?
They have horses.

Why do you hate me?

We love you. Ben: Yeah.

And we don't use the word hate
in this family, remember?

What about the other day when
you dropped a glass in the kitchen?

You pulled out your hair
and said, "I hate myself."

Yeah, well, daddy was having a bad
day. Can we focus on what we just watched?

It's a very special place,
Max, for special kids.

Yeah. Think of it like Hogwarts.

Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
And you're Harry Potter.

Harry Potter is a freak.
Mmm. Child wizard, pretty cool.

I know that this decision might
be difficult for you to understand.

Fine.

Wait. Did Dr. Vanderspeigle call you,
you know, in case he changed his mind?

Dr. Vanderspeigle isn't
the town physician anymore,

and the new doctor approved
the papennork yesterday.

You have to trust us that this
is what's best for you.

Our decision is final.

Hey, I think that went okay.

I will bring you to your knees

alien Harry: This is
my life now. Human being.

So I have to live
like humans do.

Occupy my time at a job I loathe,
slowly rotting away until I die.

What are my choices?

I have one low fat cow's milk latte
with an extra shot of agitation for Karen.

There you go.

I've waited my whole life
for this. I love Jerry orbach.

Harry, Harry.
Harry, Harry, snap out of it.

What are you doing here? My
parents are still sending me away.

Didn't you talk to them?
We had a truce. Of course.

I think I told them that you
should rot in that psych hospital.

What? I'm not good
at truces. Now go away.

I have a lot of
being human to do.

You want to be a human,
then don't have alien stuff

in the back
of your truck, dummy.

Stupid.

"Models needed." Yes, yes.

I don't know why you didn't just
tell them that Jimmy stole the pad.

Because I wasn't sure it was
him. It's not like I had any proof.

D'arcy: Proof, smloof.

Sometimes, you just got
to trust your gut, you know?

To be honest, you really do
have good instincts about people.

Always have. Ah...

High school. Remember,
you were the only one

who said that I shouldn't
date Rob sharp.

He had a panel Van
with a mattress in the back.

I know. Itwas subtle. Somehow
you knew he was bad news.

Who's this? Ugh.

Judy.

Vvhassup?

What? Wait. Really?

I got this life to fix
threw it all out in a ditch

he's been here for hours.
I have to close up.

I can't get the guy to leave. Hmm.
First time you've had that problem.

He left you pretty quick
after you gave him stink hand.

That was your cat. Hey,
don't talk shit about Kevin.

Would you guys stop it?
Jesus. Why is he here?

Oh, he was applying for a job, but
my boss said Harry was overqualified.

I guess he's got,
like, a PTSD from stamford.

Babe, is the spray you put in
those shoes a little toxic?

A little bit, yeah.

Thanks, Judy.

Die, inferior species.

Asta: Hey, Harry.

Judy says you've been here all day.
Maybe you want to go home to your wife?

My wife left me and I lost my
job and my life is horrible.

Wow.

Sounds like you're
writing country music.

No.

Isabelle left? I'm so sorry.
She was interesting.

Yeah, yeah. Can we do anything?

No. I already tried booze and pills,
but they didn't make me feel any better.

Jesus, Harry, you're a doctor.

You can't use booze
and pills to feel better.

Yeah. Judy, get the pot.

Build it back brick by brick

Build it back brick by brick

this is awesome.

My stomach can't get full.

These noodles are bomb.
I'm still depressed.

But it doesn't matter.
I don't care.

You're doing depression right.
The key is to embrace it.

Once you accept that you've got nothing,
then you've got nothing left to lose.

The low point,
that's where freedom lives.

That's horrible.

You know, my dad used to say
that when your life...

Wait. I had it. I'm so high.

I'm on tenterhooks.
I need to know what Dan said.

Octopus: Hello, cousin.
We have been waiting for you.

Octopus: So why
do you look like them?

Alien Harry: Lhad to blend in.
You know how it is. That's what we do.

Octopus: You are here just in
time. Things are getting bad for us.

Alien Harry: There is
an expression on earth.

"I have good news and bad news."

The bad news is I crashed,

lost my device and have
failed my mission.

Octopus: Well,
what's the good news?

Alien Harry: My friends
didn't order the octopus.

Look at Harry.

I don't think
he's ever been high.

He's so strange.

He is so fried.

I think there's something
wrong with that guy.

Who?

What if he's a sociopath that
has wives all over the country?

What if I had become his
Patience wife?

I might have died in a pyre.
Oh, my god.

What's a pyre? I don't know.

Octopus: You cannot give up
on your mission.

You need to help us. Our
people depend on... oh, my god.

Are you high? You're baked.

Look, my brother's been
swimming around for six years

with a plastic six-pack
container wrapped around his ass,

and you're here smoking bowls?

Just so long as you're
having a good time.

Alien Harry: Panic-inducing
pressure is not an effective tool

on people who smoke
marijuana, man.

Octopus: I'm sorry. Look,
you already know the answer.

I can see it inside you, next
to a large pile of udon noodles.

Alien Harry: But I don't... wait.
Of course. The boy Mike can help.

No, wait. Mark. Max.
That's it. Lhave to go.

If anybody asks, please
tell them I landed on purpose.

Don't tell them I crashed.
See you.

Octopus: I'm in a box of
water in the middle of a restaurant.

Who am I gonna tell?

And break us out. Ah, crap.
I should have opened with that.

This is asta.

She's single, and she likes to
read very terrible beach books.

That's true.

What are you doing?

I wanted chips, and it's easier to break
into your house than a grocery store.

You can't just sneak in here.
I'm gonna install cameras.

Why do you smell like that kid at
school who wears his jacket inside?

At the diner, you said that

there was alien stuff
in the back of my truck.

How did you know that?
It's under a tarp.

Because of the green glow.
You can see that?

I couldn't even see that.

It must be the same
genetic mutation

that allows you to see through
my molecular reconstruction.

What were we talking about?

The green glow. Oh, right.

If you can see that, maybe
you can help me find my device.

Hey.

Can you have your mother
put popcorn on the shopping list?

I'm not doing anything for you

unless you get me out of going
to that dumb school in Georgia.

Right. Okay.

I'll help you get out of going to
that dumb school in Georgia. Hey.

Can you have your mother put
popcorn on the shopping list?

Get out.

I peed in your bed.

Gross. What? What?

What? What? Get out.

We gonna solve this murder.
I can feel it.

You feel it, deputy?
I can feel it.

I told you they'd probably put
us on a dateline or something.

Wow, can you imagine? My
grandma would love me finally.

I'm talking about me and cletus.

Do you want to be on a dateline?

Do you want to be on a dateline,
you cute little son of a bitch?

Hey.

I know who stole the
prescription pad. It was Jimmy.

You hear that, cletus?
We got ourselves a lead.

Alien Harry:
There's been a mistake.

A mistake? What kind of mistake?

I misdiagnosed your son.
You what?

I reexamined Max's file, and I
concluded that he is just an average kid

with an over-imaginative mind
like Dr. Seuss,

who, as it turns out, isn't even
a real doctor, so shame on him.

Wait. So you're saying that we
don't have to send Max away?

It appears not.

Well, that's great news.
Isn't it, honey?

Do you have any idea
what you've put us through?

We haven't been able
to sleep or eat.

You've driven a wedge
between me and my husband.

There's a wedge?

What kind of a doctor
misdiagnoses a child?

Ethan: Mrs. Hawthorne,
if I canjump in...

I'm sorry to say that sometimes
doctors do make mistakes.

Do you? No, neven

it was no one's fault.
Uh, wrong. It's your fault.

Right.

Okay, thought
that was good news.

Thank you. Oh.

The door's right here.
You can see it.

Why not just get a crowbar
and pry this bitch open?

Because we've never encountered
this type of material before.

How about dynamite? David:
Okay, you see what I'm talking about?

You remember what I said
about the "death" and "crazy"?

Please, just give me more time.

Okay, but don't
make me regret it.

It worked. My parents
aren't sending me away.

This man enjoys the taste of
human blood. It's very funny.

I don't think that's
supposed to be funny.

This is a piece of my spaceship.
Can you see the green glow?

Buzz off.

How about now? Yeah, I see it.

The energy from our technology
can only be seen by your naked eye.

I will construct something
to assist your eyeball.

You will help me find my device.

Why? What does it do?

Alien Harry:
It will cook your monkey ass.

Consider it a radio.

Mike: Let me tell you
what I think happened.

You snuck into
grandma's kitchen.

You got your hand caught
in the cookie jar and thought,

"well, now I got
to kill grandma."

My grandma died of pneumonia.
My condolences.

Nonetheless, you stole
the pad from the clinic,

and when Sam caught you,
you poisoned him, didn't you?

That's crazy.
My thoughts exactly.

I swear, I didn't kill anybody.

I already told him that.
God forbid he listens to me.

You know, I worked with a guy
who never listened to me once.

You know Bert
from the lumberyard?

Yeah. I went to
school with Bert.

Right? He was always
the same way, right?

Gets his mind made up
and then is like, "forget it."

There's no talking to him.
Mike: Excuse me, excuse me.

Sorry to interrupt this little
stroll down who gives a shit Lane,

but is there something
you want to say to me, deputy?

Sir, someone who plans
a delayed murder

by inserting botulinum
into an Insulin vial

isn't the same idiot
who swipes prescription pads

from an unlocked desk.
No offense.

None taken. Yeah.

I like where you're
going with this.

The pharmacist
wasn't a murderer.

His only motivation was
to sell drugs to students.

Wait. What?

He sold that stuff to kids?

You got something
you want to tell us?

Fine. Ltook the pad,

and I sold it to make
a couple of bucks.

How was I supposed to know
he was gonna sell it to kids?

He was just some dude
who worked at the high school.

Seems like that's math
you could have worked out.

So ifyou're not the
pharmacist, tell me who is.

What's on your face?
I'm undercover.

I am a firefighter
named Albert. Take it off.

Mr. Wagner went to prison
for looking like that. Come on.

Whoa.

Yes, this is it.

Here. We can use
this old radioscope.

Stop playing with that.
Grab that. Yes.

We can use this old telescope.

Grab these wires.

Yes. Lightbulbs.

What are the lightbulbs for?
The lamp on my bedside table.

Now I don't have to
go to the store.

Police dispatch:
Any available unit... oh, no.

Police dispatch: There is a
cat stuck on the cell tower again.

Officer assistance is requested.

Tell you what, I'd feel better
about this if cletus was here.

Poor little guy.
He's got a cold.

I set him up at home in bed,
you know, with a cup of tea.

Well, I'm here, and I'm actually a
human being, so that's not too bad.

Mike: Yeah, I get it.

Richard Ferguson.

Or should I call you
"the pharmacist"?

Oh, hell no. Hell no.
Get back here.

Hey, hey, damn it. Oh, you
fast. Hey, hey, get back here.

Hey, slow your ass down, hey.
Jumping up stairs now? God damn it.

Hey, get back here, boy.
Hey, hey. Damn it.

If I pull something, I'MMA take
it out your ass. Do you hear me?

Hey, stop, you son of a bitch. Get
back here. Hey, damn it. Stop there.

Hey, hey, slow down.
Slow your ass down.

Where'd you come from? Well,
it's my old stomping grounds, sir.

I know all the shortcuts.
Roll over.

Get your ass up. Get up.

You've got the right to remain
silent... whoa, deputy, "you've"?

That's a contraction.
You can't contract Miranda.

Watch how it's done. You
have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.

Oh, shit.

Why do you have books?
Don't you own a computer?

David: These amulets were
discovered in Colombia.

They're small, golden aircraft replicas
made by the quimbaya civilization.

Some of them date
as far back as 1,000 bc.

Now, for anyone
paying attention,

that's almost 3,000 years
before air travel was invented.

Who cares? I've never
heard of the kumbayas.

Quimbaya.

Anyway, I'm not surprised
you've never heard of them.

They don't exist anymore.

But it's believed
that the quimbaya learned

this aerospace technology
from an alien race.

Then their civilization
completely vanished.

Ufologists are convinced
that extraterrestrials

completely wiped them
from the earth.

So what are you trying to say?

Here. Look at this amulet.

I think this alien is here
to kill everybody.

Are you feeling any better?

Look, we both did what we
thought was best for Max.

You're a great mother.
Don't be nice to me.

I don't deserve it. I almost sent
our perfectly healthy son away.

Hey, how about I light this
candle that I made?

It has sage and lavender,

and it will calm you.

For god's sake,
just tell me that I'm wrong.

That is what I need from you right
now. I want a partner who challenges me.

Okay.

You were wrong about this one.

Okay? Yes.

Itsokayltsokay ltsokay yeah.

Iloveyou. Iloveyoutoo.

Okay? Whew.

No, youter@ht that
feels good. Yeah.

Yeah, 'cause, you know, at
times, you can be a little controlling.

Okay.

Not a lot, just a little. You
know, maybe a little bossy.

Like, sometimes you get...

Sometimes you get upset if, like,
people don't laugh at yourjokes.

Plus, you're kind of the 12 items
or less police at the supermarket.

Wait, honey.

Well, this thing obviously
doesn't work.

Paperwork's all finished, sir.

Wasn't yesterday great? It's
like we're Batman and Robin.

Ka-pow! Boof!

Of course, you were Batman.

Right. You're not talking. That's
very rare. Is something wrong?

Deputy, as your superior,
I feel it is my duty

to be honest with you
about your job performance.

Okay. All right. And
if I'm being honest,

I felt your behavior yesterday
was a little disrespectful.

What? The Miranda
rights are kind of my thing.

Okay, you know that.

Just seemed odd to me
that you'd be so quick

to try to jump in
and take them for yourself.

I'm disrespectful? Yeah.

And while we're at it,

I don't really feel like you been
all that nice to cletus either.

I mean, he's got feelings.
He is a human being, all right?

He's just in a little bitty
doggy body. It's mean.

Waitress: Here you go, sheriff.

The to-go hamburger
you ordered for cletus.

Thank you. I'll take that.

Is this disrespectful?
Vvhatabouttms? What are...

What the hell are you doing?
Huh? What are you doing?

Disrespectful? You're
the one that's disrespectful.

You don't respect me,
and you never have.

Listen, I'MMA tell you
just like my daddy tell me.

Respect is not an entitlement.

You can't get it just by
standing there asking for it.

You earn it through
your actions, deputy,

and quite frankly,
I can tell you right now,

punching burgers, that shit
there ain't gonna cut it.

Okay. Well, how about this for
an action? I quit. Does that cut it?

I'll eat this tonight because
it's not right to waste food.

Shut up.

And that's a long, long time

that's some shit.

I'm centering the telescope
on the mountain.

All right. Okay. Here we go.

Come on.

Start the telescope here. If you
see any green glow, zoom into it.

Do you see anything?

Yeah. I see a mountain and a
gray cloud that looks like a bunny.

I mean anything important,
like the green energy.

Oh. Yeah, there's green
energy under the bunny.

Yes. It might be
more of a possum.

Shut up about the animal cloud.

Aim the telescope at the green
energy and zoom all the way in.

Max: Cool.

There it is. There's my device.

Wait. That's on the glacier.
You can't go there.

Grab that green bag.

D'arcy: I think you were right
to tell them about Jimmy.

I know, but it just
doesntfeelgood. Itshouw.

Those drugs were being sold to
high school students. That's horrible.

And definitely something
I wish was happening

when we were in high school.

Max: Harry, Harry, Harry.
D'arce.

Don't go. It's too
dangerous. Not for me.

Max: Harry.

Harry.

Asta: Hey.

Hey, Max. D'arcy: Max, wait up.

Slow down, kid. Hey, Max. Hi.

Hello, miss twelvetrees.
Storm coming. Better get home.

What are you,
a tiny sea captain?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. What were you doing

with Dr. Vanderspeigle?

Max, please will you tell
us? Where's Harry going?

Max. He's headed to the glacier.

What? What? Why?

Talk to my lawyer.

Does he have a lawyer?

Alien Harry: I'm so close to
completing my mission.

Once I eradicate humanity,
I'll return to my planet a hero,

and they will sculpt
statues of me.

Of course, my people
don't know how to sculpt.

That's okay. I can teach them.

But then I'd have to learn how
to sculpt. That's a lot of work.

True heroes don't need
statues. Maybe just a plaque.

Finally.

Isee him.

Man: We've gone through a battery of
tests. So far, we don't have any anomalies.

Everyone, all teams,
stay eyes on.

Something initiated this.
The ship is tethered.

Holy shit. I know
where the alien is.

Harry.

Harry, don't move.

D'arcy: You could be on a snow
bridge. I need to get a line on you.

I was just shopping for snow.

I'm okay. You can go.

Asta.