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Woman: Previously on
resident alien...
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Alien Harry: Stranded
on an alien planet.
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In order to survive
and complete my mission,
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I would have to somehow fit in
with the human life forms.
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Man: Dr. Harry vanderspeigle?
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We had a murder in town
last night.
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We need you to come down
and take a look at the body.
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What the mother hell?
You're not dead.
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Asta's the nurse.
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Boy: It's the new doctor.
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He's an alien. Wait, an alien?
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What the hell are you teaching
this kid, huh?
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Alien Harry: One mistake.
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Just one mistake made
out of necessity for survival.
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I had no choice
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but to kill the human known
as Harry vanderspeigle.
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I was just defending myself.
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How was I supposed to know
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when I threw him on top
of the ice
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he would disappear
into the lake?
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I am an alien.
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I don't know every little
detail about how earth works.
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Everything will be fine.
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I just need to find that body
before someone else does.
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Now I'm haunted, haunted
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haunted, haunted by my...
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Alien Harry: Sleep.โ
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another example of humans
being weak and inefficient.
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Their bodies must shut down
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for eight hours
every single day,
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or they don't work properly.
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Please be 6:00 am.
Please be 6:00 am.
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So much to do.
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I have to find that body
in the lake, find my device,
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the pieces of my ship that
broke off over the mountains,
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I have to kill that kid...
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Mm, almost forgot about that.
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Exterminate the human race.
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Milk, gotta get milk.
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Don't forget the milk.
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Maybe some cereal.
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If I can't sleep,
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I can at least learn
to be a better doctor.
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Circumcision.
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What is that, eye surgery?
Click.
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They are a savage people.
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Refreshed.
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Plenty of energy
to climb a mountain.
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Did you know that Chinese
restaurant next to the theater
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is shutting down?
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No way.
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I love that place.
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Yeah, Mrs. Lee accused
her husband of cheating.
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I guess they're splitting up.
What?
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They're such a great couple.
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It's probably
a misunderstanding.
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I'll talk to her.
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I hear someone wants to turn
it into a gourmet pizza joint.
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On the other hand,
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he was handsy
with the ladies, so.
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She's gotta do
what she's gotta do.
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Right. You throw high,
I'll throw low?
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Spmneflson. Spmneflson.
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Safety off. Safety off.
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Three, two, one, pull.
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Nice hook shot.
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Ball is life.
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Yeah, say that again.
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Bahislwe. No, dontn
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don't say it twi... ball is life.
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You always do that.
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Alien Harry: This is the third
piece of my ship that I've found.
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My device has to be nearby.
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Alien Harry:
I'm not alone up here.
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This is bad.
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I just felt my rear Iris pucker
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and my testicles tighten.
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My taint remains unchanged.
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That avalanche covering
my search area
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has set me back at least a week.
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These humans think they can
constantly thwart my plans.
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Well, no more.
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This is some bullshit!
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Hi, I'm Kate hawthorne.
My husband is Ben, the mayor.
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I met him. He smells like soap.
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Yeah, that's him.
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My son ran out of your office
a few days ago.
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Can I come in? Please?
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Yes, just one minute. Oh, o...
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I need to talk to you
about something.
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My son Max told me
you're an alien.
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What's that, then?
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He also told me that
you broke into his bedroom
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and tried to kill him.
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That's interesting.
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What is wrong with him?
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Why is he making things up?
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You think he's lying.
Of course he's lying.
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You're obviously not an alien.
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I'm so embarrassed
that he ran out of the clinic.
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I'm sorry to bother you.
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I normally talk to Sam
about this stuff, but he's...
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Well, you know.
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He's dead.
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Yeah.
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Well, you don't have anything
to worry about.
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I'm not an alien.
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Unfortunately.
I hear they're pretty cool.
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Thank you for coming over.
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It's just... I can't get
my son off of this.
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And it's not just the stories,
he's...
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He's drawn pictures.
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Lots and lots of pictures.
Look at them.
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They're disturbing.
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And that alien? I mean...
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He even convinced the deputy
to draw this.
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Look at this, it's disgusting.
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Makes me want
to throw up just looking at it.
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Some people think
humans are ugly.
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I just don't know what to do.
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Max won't sleep, he won't eat,
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and frankly,
he is driving me crazy.
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You're a doctor.
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Is there anything
that we can do?
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Move.
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What? Far away from here.
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A new school, a new life.
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If Max knows that he is never
setting afoot in Colorado
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or the western United States
again,
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I think that he will be
a happy kid.
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Uh, we have jobs.
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My husband is the mayor.
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Scotland needs mayors.
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I read it in a book.
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We're not moving.
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Ah, of course!
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Not.
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Um.
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He's probably just looking
for attention.
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Yeah.
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I guess that makes sense.
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I try and steer clear
of Max during the day.
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Having a mom who works at
school isn't the easiest thing.
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Neglect. It's your fault.
And with that, you can go.
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Yeah, well, I...
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Guess I'll just try
spending more time with him.
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Gotta be honest, ifeelhke
I'm losing my mind.
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Max doesn't drop
the alien thing,
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I'm gonna kill him.
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You and me both.
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Thank you so much
for everything...
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Oh, oh.
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Kay.
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Good morning, dickhead.
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Can't call me that.
That's a nasty word.
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Oh, I'm sorry, shit-for-brains.
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You're inappropriate
and you stole my flyers.
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Do you wanna put them back up?
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Go ahead.
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No one believes you, anyway,
not even your parents.
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Tell people I am an alien.
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Climb to the highest tower
in town
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and shout it to everyone.
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We don't have towers,
you dumb alien.
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No, I...
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I know that,
it was a figure of speech.
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No, it wasn't.
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Oh, my god, you actually
thought we had towers.
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I did not!
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You're so stupid.
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"Hi, I'm an alien
and I think it's castle times
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and there are towers."
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I was testing to see if you
thought there were towers,
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and you're lucky you passed.
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Well,
I'm gonna go to school now.
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Wait.
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I hope a tower doesn't fall
on me
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because we live
in make-believe times.
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You're the one who thinks
there's towers!
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Dickhead.
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Assh...
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Asshole.
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Hey, ass-ta.
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It's ah-sta, Ellen.
You knew that.
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Sorry.
Must be the Canadian in me.
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Well,
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on this side of the
imaginary border, it's ah-sta.
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Pasta, drama, ah-sta.
What else can I do for you?
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Ah-sta, Dr. V needs
some prescription pads,
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but I can't find any.
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Well, where have you looked?
I haven't looked yet.
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Can you get them?
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Whoa, what are you doing?
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I want that so badly. Excuse me?
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Sleep.
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I can't sleep at night.
I'm trying to learn how.
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Okay, well, please stop.
It's creepy.
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Get up.
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Jay, Jay, wake up.
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Please wake up.
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Have you seen one of Sam's
prescription pads laying around?
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There's one missing.
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I don't know
if he took it home, I...
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He always used
to keep them here.
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That's why you woke me up?
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Well, have you seen it or not?
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Not.
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I just work here
for school credit.
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I barely know where
the tongue depressors are.
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I thought sleep was supposed
to make you feel better.
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Cut her some slack.
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She was probably up all night
reeling like the rest of us.
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You didn't even know Sam.
Why can't you sleep?
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Alien Harry: There's a
dead me floating in the lake.
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I can't find the on/off switch
in my brain.
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Do you ever meditate?
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Alien Harry: By meditate,
do you mean sit peacefully
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and think of all the people
I want to kill?
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Yes. I like it very much.
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Good.
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Uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle,
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we need you down
at the town hall.
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What's going on?
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There's another dead body.
This time in the lake.
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Okay.
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All right, all right,
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now there's a lot of
misinformation out there, okay?
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Everybody just needs
to calm down.
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And somebody need
to open up a damn window
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'cause it smell like
a sweaty rei store up in here.
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What?
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I hear the found the body?
No, just a foot.
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Jack Rooney found it
fishing the lake.
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Which lake? My lake?
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Not your lake.
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Belongs to the state
of Colorado.
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Oh, are you trying
to impress me?
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By making me think
you own a lake?
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No, I'm not doing that.
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Can maybe you be
just a little less needy
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and a little bit more sensitive?
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Because somebody's died, so.
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Come on, can we see the foot?
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What's going on?
Who does the foot belong to?
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Yes, and can we touch it?
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Were they murdered?
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Okay, folks, folks, folks.
What size is it?
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This is an ongoing investigation
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and all that we have now
is... is... is a dead foot.
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Alien Harry: That foot
belongs to the guy / killed.
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For all we know, you know,
it's just, uh,
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some hiker who got his foot
ripped off by a bear.
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There's a killer bear
ontheloose?
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Alien Harry: Lknowit.
It's my own fault.
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I should've spent more time
searching the lake
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and less time watching
law & order marathons.
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All right!
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I want everybody to shut up!
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I want it so quiet in here,
260
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,870
you can hear a mouse piss
on cotton, you understand me?
261
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,188
No.
262
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,773
Now... okay.
263
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,399
As you all know,
264
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,152
we recently lost one
of our own, Sam Hodges,
265
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,612
who was murdered.
266
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,573
Now, finding this here foot
in there?
267
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,408
This is a good thing
268
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,286
'cause it means that we don't
have a murderer in our town.
269
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,579
Oh.
270
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,748
We... we don't?
271
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,416
We got ourselves
a serial killer, y'all.
272
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,127
How the hell is that
a good thing?
273
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,671
Serial killers don't run away
and hide.
274
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,216
They lie in wait
to strike again,
275
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,509
so they're easier to catch.
276
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,052
Hell, it I was a serial killer,
277
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,429
I'd be in this room right now
looking for my next victim.
278
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,617
All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't worry!
279
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,410
We're gonna send the foot
to Denver for DNA testing.
280
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,479
Once we find out who it is,
we gon' catch this killer.
281
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,564
Alien Harry: I can't
let them get that DNA.
282
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,441
They'll know I'm dead lake man.
283
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,752
Doctor,
do you have anything that...
284
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,216
That you could...
That you could add?
285
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:13,329
I am so scared!
286
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,165
Real nice, doc.
Real smooth, real smooth.
287
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:20,128
Alien Harry: Fear is
real. I have all the signs.
288
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:23,172
Sweaty palms...
289
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,092
Elevated heartbeat...
290
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,637
Nice hat, freak.
291
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,599
Alien Harry: Now that I'm in
this body, I'm feeling human emotions.
292
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,226
What?
293
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,602
Sorry.
294
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,122
Poor guy.
295
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,794
My guess is a boat propeller
probably hit the dead body
296
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,131
and just chopped the foot
right off.
297
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,718
White male.
298
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:13,556
I'm thinking late 405, 180
pounds, over six feet tall.
299
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,391
That's a size twelve shoe.
300
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,893
Uh-huh.
301
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,103
Heck,
if you didn't have two feet,
302
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,688
I'd think this thing was yours.
303
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,484
You are a funny,
hilarious person.
304
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,361
Anyway, the medical examiner
will let us know
305
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,822
if we get a hit on the DNA.
306
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,450
No, I know there's a chance
that there won't be,
307
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,786
but with so many people
in the database these days,
308
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,207
all those ancestry testing kits.
309
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,750
Even I did one.
310
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,044
Uh, I found out that, um,
311
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,297
my real father is actually
my dad's best friend, bill,
312
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:50,134
so I told my dad
and he and my mom broke up
313
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:55,598
and then he left town
and he moved to Ohio, so...
314
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,476
I don't recommend those tests.
315
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,370
Anyway, soon the only people
who won't be in the database
316
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,773
are hermits and babies.
317
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,752
Alien Harry: Definitely my foot.
318
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,755
It's amazing how my people
have developed the ability
319
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,550
to mimic other life forms
on the cellular level.
320
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,195
We are an incredible...
321
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,761
And I forgot to close the door.
322
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,805
When you're doing being
next-level weird,
323
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,723
we have the briscoes
in the exam room.
324
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,017
Oh, there's my sock.
325
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,269
It's here.
326
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,729
Where's my goddamn foot?
327
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,565
You stole
my five dead little piggies,
328
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,025
not to mention
Liv's favorite bucket.
329
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,349
She puts her soda pop in there.
330
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,113
I can help. I am a pathologist.
331
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,448
You don't need to send
the whole foot to Denver.
332
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,200
Well, then pathologize
the damn thing
333
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,702
and get me a DNA sample.
334
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,371
We got some Ted Bundy shit
going on around here,
335
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,665
and I need to put a stop to it
before he strikes again.
336
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,958
Or she.
337
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,501
The killer could be a woman.
338
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,753
That's sexist. You're sexist.
339
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,463
Let me tell you something.
340
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:12,216
When I say he, I mean he or she.
341
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,443
You know, between you and me,
342
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,011
what is this PC bullshit
anyway now
343
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,530
where you gotta say "he/she"
for "he"
344
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,674
when "he" already mean
"he/she," you know what I mean?
345
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,642
I just think
it'll be more respectful
346
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,936
if you think of the killer
as a woman.
347
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,439
Okay.
348
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,025
Well, let me tell you what
I think would be respectful...
349
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,319
Is if you got me a skin sample
off this foot
350
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,613
before I start needing
dick pills.
351
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,616
Now, I'ma be
in the waiting room waiting.
352
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,037
Hmm.
353
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,759
Alien Harry: No one knows
where great ideas come from,
354
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,845
but you always remember where
you were when they came.
355
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,473
There.
356
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,809
Alien Harry: And in this case,
my great idea came the moment
357
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,020
I entered the exam room
and realized
358
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,356
I was going to cut the
foreskin off this baby's dick
359
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,232
and hand it to the sheriff
360
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,529
how long has he been sick?
Just two days.
361
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,031
He doesn't have a fever.
362
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,492
That's a relief. Mm.
363
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,665
His chest is clear.
Is he circumcised?
364
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,416
What? What?
365
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,670
Right, how dumb of me to ask.
366
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,089
I'm right here.
I can just check myself.
367
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,941
Let's see what you're packin'
down there, champ.
368
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,885
Harry... Dr. Vanderspeigle,
you don't need to do that.
369
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:41,013
He's not circumcised.
Not yet, anyway.
370
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,641
We were thinking about it
but hadn't made a decision.
371
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,643
And you don't need
to make a decision right now.
372
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,019
The sooner the better.
373
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,188
Removing the foreskin
reduces the risk
374
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,023
of urinary tract infection.
375
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,652
Also stds. Stds?
376
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,613
Do you want your baby getting
gonorrhea?
377
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,323
Is that a real question?
378
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,950
No, it's not.
379
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,203
You should consider it.
It's a very simple procedure.
380
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,747
All I do is surgically
remove the skin
381
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:10,209
which covers the tip
of your baby's prick.
382
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,007
Here you go.
383
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,636
I'm keeping the foot
so it can be stored properly.
384
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,096
Fine by me.
385
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,890
Thing made my whole office
smell like bad Sushi.
386
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,892
I gotta get this back to Liv.
387
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,578
You know ladies love
they buckets.
388
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:32,523
Before you say that's sexist,
that's just a fact.
389
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:54,086
Hey, maxie.
Mom, what are you doing?
390
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,046
I can't be seen hanging out
with my mother.
391
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,257
Don't be silly. Hey.
392
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,343
Teachers get lunch breaks, too.
393
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,280
Just wanted to stop by
and see how you're doing.
394
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,639
Please go!
395
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,391
I'll actually pay you.
396
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,101
That's the money I gave you
this morning.
397
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,187
Money is money.
398
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,315
Okay, just... hey.
399
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,038
I just wanted to tell you
that I love you.
400
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,902
Okay.
401
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,407
Can I just get a hug? No!
402
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,993
Okay, great. Okay, bye.
403
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,664
Hey loveyou.
404
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,710
Dude, that's the kid
with the alien poster.
405
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,132
Oh!
406
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,516
What, space boy?
407
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,101
He's the one
with the alien posters?
408
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,319
You wanna make fun of me, too?
409
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,741
Because I believe you.
410
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,416
Alien Harry: Stress, fear.
411
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,794
No wonder humans can't sleep
at night.
412
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,647
Imagine what that water
would do to your balls?
413
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,131
At least I don't have
to worry about the kid
414
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,259
or the foot anymore.
415
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:31,809
What's going on here?
Why are you on my beach?
416
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,894
It's official
police business, doc.
417
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,789
Rest of that body's got
to be out there somewhere,
418
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,065
and I plan on finding it.
419
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,651
You work too hard.
You should take some time off.
420
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,279
Doctor's orders.
421
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,030
I am a little concerned about
422
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,659
the overall scale
of this operation.
423
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,245
You know, we don't have the
budget to drag this whole lake.
424
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,580
You got it in your budget
425
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,999
to live in a town littered
with dead bodies?
426
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,501
Not really how budgets work.
427
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,753
And this whole thing...
It's just too expensive.
428
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:03,716
I mean, the town is definitely
not paying for snacks, okay?
429
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,467
Those are cletus's dog treats.
430
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,239
Hey, don't be spittin' that out!
431
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,366
That's real bison meat. What
the hell's wrong with you?
432
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,642
Dang it!
God, it's like a gamey peanut.
433
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,768
Listen,
434
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,313
everyone here needs
to get their head in the game.
435
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,315
We're searching
this entire lake.
436
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,360
We ain't gon' stop
till we find that body.
437
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,671
Yes, nurse.
438
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:47,676
I have very bad ass rash
for you to examine, please.
439
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,845
Okay?
440
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,847
Oh, my god, you scared me.
441
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,807
Come on, let's go.
442
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:56,185
You've been so mopey lately.
443
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,854
You do know my friend Sam died.
444
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,899
Yes, I know.
445
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,817
I know, I know,
446
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:07,529
and I'm very sorry and it sucks,
447
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:13,243
but maybe to get your mind off
of it, you come out with me.
448
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:16,288
You taking me to feed
baby squirrels again?
449
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,873
This is even better.
450
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:24,922
They find that body,
I'm gonna legit shit myself.
451
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,549
When you said, "have some fun,"
452
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:31,220
I thought you meant dinner
or maybe a movie.
453
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,806
Come on,
we got a live show here.
454
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:37,351
The finale, fingers crossed,
is a bloated, dead corpse.
455
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:41,105
So this is our night?
A floater watch party?
456
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:44,149
This town,
I'll take what I can get.
457
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:48,821
Besides, I was dating this
guy, and he sort of ghosted me.
458
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,114
Oof.
459
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,824
I mean,
he stopped calling entirely
460
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,535
and I'm kind of hoping that's
him out there, you know?
461
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,870
Get some closure.
462
00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:01,917
Also, you know what I heard?
Jt is having a party later.
463
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,922
I haven't thought about him
in forever.
464
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,716
I can't believe
he's still around.
465
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,593
Well, I mean,
everybody's still around.
466
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,221
Nobody gets out of here.
467
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,764
We did.
468
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:16,890
I'll give us that.
469
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,309
We both got out
and chased our dreams.
470
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:22,479
Damn right. Yeah.
471
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:29,445
And reality chased us
right back.
472
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,823
Yeah.
473
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,075
Yeah, starting to envy
thatbodyinthelake.
474
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:43,208
Mike: Deputy, why is your boat
headed to shore?
475
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,335
Liv: The mayor has
to be brought back in.
476
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,337
He has an appointment.
477
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,926
Mike: Is there somebody
throwing up on that boat?
478
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,220
Uh, hi, sheriff
this is the mayor speaking.
479
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,680
I just have
a pre-existing appoi...
480
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,684
Mike: Are you seasick? Uh...
481
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,102
Mike: We don't hold justice
482
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,979
just 'cause your tummy's
a little upset.
483
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,290
If you gotta piss, puke,
or shit,
484
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,714
you do it over the side
of the boat.
485
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,609
In the meantime,
we stick to the plan.
486
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,070
You do the east lake grid,
I do the west lake grid.
487
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,280
Over. Liv: A ye-a ye, sir.
488
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,656
Perhaps if you drank some water?
489
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,742
All I taste is bison.
490
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,161
Alien Harry:
I don't like this feeling.
491
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,997
Even this dog
is making me nervous.
492
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,042
I remember when I didn't know
the meaning of fear.
493
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:28,712
After my ship crashed,
I was on my own for two weeks.
494
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:33,509
An alien on an alien planet,
danger everywhere.
495
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:44,478
None of it concerned me.
496
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:59,993
Not knowing fear allowed me
to make bold fashion choices.
497
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:44,580
I don't think
they're gonna find a body.
498
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,207
Come on, stay positive.
499
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:50,169
I think that's Harry's cabin
over there.
500
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,296
Fancy.
501
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,715
I wonder what half of it will
be worth when we split up.
502
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,014
I remember
who Harry reminds me of.
503
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,557
Who?
504
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,642
Danny Oliver. My god.
505
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,728
Yes, he did, right?
He took you to prom.
506
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,230
Yes, he did. Oh, god.
507
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,074
You remember him dancing
to "got your money"?
508
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,153
Hey, dirty!
509
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:19,323
Baby, I got your money,
don't you worry
510
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,949
uh!
511
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:22,409
You better give me
thatmoney, ooh!
512
00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:23,952
Oh, my damn. Right now!
513
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,704
Baby, I got your money
514
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,080
yes! Don't you worry
515
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,498
said hey
516
00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,834
baby, I got your money
517
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,045
hey, said hey
518
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:36,465
baby, I got your money,
don't you worry
519
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,762
Sheriff, maybe I
should go in and check the shoreline?
520
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,388
Based on the current,
521
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:46,183
it is highly probable the body
has already washed up.
522
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,144
Mike: I know what's going on.
The ma yor's still sick.
523
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:52,648
You stay on mission, deputy.
We got a body to find.
524
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,900
Alien Harry: This
guy's not going to give up.
525
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,861
I can't panic.
I just need a plan.
526
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,821
If they find the body,
527
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,531
I'll say it's my twin brother,
Frederico.
528
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,577
Playboy, drinker, bad swimmer.
529
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,598
Whoa. Down, boy.
530
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,142
Down, boy.
531
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,061
Down! This is my body.
532
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,479
This is my body.
533
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,648
No, let go!
534
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:51,081
Harry? Are you home?
535
00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,582
Ooh.
536
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,293
Yes, I'm home
537
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:57,671
just standing here
doing nothing.
538
00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:01,216
Oh, cool.
Looks like a fun night.
539
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,509
What are you doing here?
540
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,844
We were down at the beach
541
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,721
watching the lake being dragged.
542
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,098
It's like our town's version
of a drive-in.
543
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,224
Yeah. So.
544
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,059
Can we use your bathroom?
545
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,853
Please?
546
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,855
It's back there.
547
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,107
But then you have
to leave right away.
548
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,901
I'm very busy.
Yeah, we know, doing nothing.
549
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,286
I'm over him. Like, so over him.
550
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,288
Like, I'm embarrassed
that I was into him.
551
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,754
Why are you going through
his stuff?
552
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,557
You can find out a lot
about a guy this way.
553
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,258
He's got all the vitamins.
554
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:46,386
A, b, c... oh, my god. Huh?
555
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,139
They're stored
in alphabetical order.
556
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,515
He's a maniac.
557
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,143
I'm so turned on.
558
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,402
We are gonna go.
559
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:07,032
Do not go in there.
560
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:09,010
I'm just kidding. I didn't
shit in your bathroom.
561
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:12,079
Gotta go to a party.
Sorry, you're not invited.
562
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:15,332
Kinda a girl's night thing
so yeah.
563
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:16,666
Okay.
564
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,085
Seriously, it's not a big deal.
565
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:21,880
It's just, like, my ex, jt's,
like really successful
566
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:25,926
and he's got, this, like,
really big house in the hills
567
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,887
and he's, like,
begging me to go,
568
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,473
which... embarrassing
for him, you know?
569
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,685
Then I'm confused
why you're still here.
570
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,104
No, we're good.
571
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,523
I get it.
So we'll see you another time.
572
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,316
Thank you.
573
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:47,322
It's like he's jealous
but barely hiding it.
574
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,657
You know?
575
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,867
He's hiding it pretty well.
576
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,619
He's probably gonna follow us.
577
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,121
No, he's not.
578
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,580
Oh, my god. You're so weird.
579
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,517
Man: Yuck-sue-yaach
sounding like a savage
580
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:58,917
I don't even understand 'em
581
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,280
when he say that you the baddest
582
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,711
survival is a habit
583
00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:06,508
hey, you girls got ID?
Oh, what are you doing here?
584
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,260
This bitch called in
for reinforcements.
585
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:11,179
Aww, d'arce. Mwah.
586
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,640
Thank you.
Let's do the damn thing.
587
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:14,891
Give it to you.
588
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,144
Ugh,
do you have anything stronger?
589
00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,020
Pumped sage enough milk
for a week.
590
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,358
I'm trying to be out-out.
Ooh, you look hot.
591
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,361
Ooh, why are you dressed like
a mob wife?
592
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,529
Why aren't you?
593
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,656
I have a husband.
You have a cat.
594
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,199
Besides,
595
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,511
this is the first night I've
been out since sage was born.
596
00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,704
I'm not gonna waste it
on a broncos Jersey and jeans.
597
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,248
Oh.
598
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:41,126
I see somebody
I wanna talk to...
599
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,837
With my butt.
600
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,423
Kay.
601
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,716
If you craft is genetic
602
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,176
yuck-sue-yaach
603
00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,844
if you workin' both your spirits
604
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,053
hey, watch it.
605
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,015
- Kick rocks, cougar.
- Cougar?
606
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,391
We know the guy that lives here,
607
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,559
so maybe we could have him
608
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,078
just kick your ass right out
of here.
609
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:02,189
Who, jt's dad?
He's outta town, lady.
610
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:04,232
Lady?
611
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,193
Check out the milfs.
612
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,382
Did you invite me
to a high school party?
613
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:17,537
Oh, god. Holy shit.
614
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,539
No, no, no,
this isn't funny, okay?
615
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:21,917
I wasted a 30-mile drive,
a babysitter,
616
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,640
and I smeared my best lipstick
to be here.
617
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,712
I'm sorry. Oh, my god.
618
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,797
Where's d'arcy? Oh, shit.
619
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,050
I'm gonna kill her.
Oh, god, oh, god.
620
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,635
Both: Oh, god.
621
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,303
You're a good dancer.
622
00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:34,930
And you're skinny.
623
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,389
Like a cricket.
624
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,476
You wanna take it upstairs?
Why, what's upstairs?
625
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,436
Oh, no, no, no.
626
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,855
Oh, my god, braces? Ugh.
627
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,357
All: Chug, chug, chug, chug!
628
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,108
Don't say that! That's not true!
629
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,528
Ugh, high school party.
630
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:52,822
How's your new boyfriend.
You get into his pull-ups yet?
631
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,449
I think that was
his first boner.
632
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,745
I guess that you forgot that
jt also has a son named jt?
633
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,748
It's not my fault
that he is a narcissist.
634
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,458
Wow, that's great. Let's go.
635
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,418
Excuse me, sorry.
636
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:06,836
What? Oh, hey, hey, hey.
637
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,089
Why? You guys want some?
638
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:12,133
Oh, great.
We're in a gen z drug den.
639
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,427
Hey, these are Sam's.
Where'd you get these?
640
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:15,804
From my pocket.
641
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,682
Burnout, she means
who gave them to you?
642
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:21,601
This prescription was written
after he died.
643
00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:23,103
You weren't prescribed these.
644
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,789
I'm taking them, and if
you have a problem with that,
645
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:28,942
I'm gonna call the cops.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
646
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,820
What was that about?
Let's just get out of here.
647
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,284
Wait. Jay?
648
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,451
Oh! Oh, bro!
649
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:39,661
Oh, gross!
650
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,246
These are brand-new shoes,
you click!
651
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,581
Oh, shit.
652
00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,750
How are all these children
more wasted than us?
653
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,712
Okay, yeah, I'm going home
to snuggle my baby.
654
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:51,798
You two, you need families.
655
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:53,341
Or maybe a lawyer.
656
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,553
This is embarrassing. Help me.
657
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,139
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
658
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,557
All right.
659
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,728
Sorry about tonight.
660
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:09,941
You're too young to know how
sorry that party really was.
661
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,777
Thanks. Course.
662
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,779
Just get to bed.
663
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,656
Oh, hang on, um...
664
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:20,619
I know you've been going
through a hard time lately.
665
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,329
Whenever you're having
a rough time,
666
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:25,999
just burn some of this cedar
and pull the smoke around you.
667
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:28,126
Something my dad taught me.
It'll help.
668
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:34,215
That's weird, but okay.
669
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,677
Thanks, Ms. Twelvetrees.
670
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,363
Asta, are you ready?
671
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,741
Asta?
672
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,808
You okay?
673
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:32,315
Let's get out of here.
Yeah, let's do it.
674
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:35,318
Up front, Princess.
I'm not a chauffeur.
675
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,947
I mean... oh, okay.
676
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,323
That's how we're doing it?
677
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,575
Yep, that's how we're doing it.
678
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:45,328
No problem.
679
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,469
Yes.
680
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,012
We're calling it a night, doc,
681
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:05,348
but we'll be back tomorrow.
682
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:06,659
There's a dead body out there
somewhere
683
00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:08,935
and we're not gonna rest
until we find it.
684
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,938
Except we are going
to go home and rest now.
685
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,624
Hey, cletus!
686
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,941
Hey! Get back here, boy!
687
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,568
Hey! What you smell?
688
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,278
Cletus!
689
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:19,988
What you got, boy?
690
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,116
Oh, hell. He onto something!
691
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:27,245
He cannot go in there.
Go on, boy!
692
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,959
Huh.
693
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,798
Huh.
694
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,727
Well, well, well.
695
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,479
No wonder he's losing his mind.
696
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,067
It's bison.
697
00:37:58,151 --> 00:37:59,736
You got meat.
698
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,112
I like meat.
699
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:05,116
I like meat, too, you know?
700
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,951
I've tried rabbit.
701
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,536
And I tried moose once.
702
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,955
My uncle made them. I
ate it, but I didn't like it.
703
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,665
Okay, well,
there's nothing to see here.
704
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,869
At least I know where I can
come if! Need meat, right?
705
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:19,130
Come on, here, cletus!
706
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:22,383
And Liv.
707
00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:39,484
Hey, dad. Hey.
708
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,528
Why are you awake?
709
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,251
Please don't tell me
you waited up for me.
710
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,741
Breakfast? Oh, my god, please.
711
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,286
Scrambled eggs, your favorite.
712
00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:54,415
Wow.
713
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,167
This looks good.
714
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,429
Itwas a girl.
715
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:16,312
The baby was a girl.
716
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:19,792
I thought she'd be better off
without me,
717
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:20,942
but what if that's not true?
718
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:25,363
What if... what if she's
supposed to be with me?
719
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:28,116
You're a mother to that child.
720
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:33,162
That bond can never be broken.
It's a mother's gift.
721
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:36,165
Wherever that child is,
722
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,418
you'll always be able
to sense her.
723
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,840
One day,
724
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,385
that connection will bring you
back together.
725
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,188
Here you go. Oh, thank you.
726
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,193
We both have the same bag.
727
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:05,862
Oh, um, yeah.
728
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,989
I was just buying a lock
for your desk drawer.
729
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,159
It's where Sam used to keep
all his prescription pads.
730
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,327
What about you?
731
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,495
I also have some things
to lock away.
732
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:21,169
Who even are you,
Harry vanderspeigle?
733
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,796
Just a...
734
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,007
Quy-
735
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:28,843
Hmm.
736
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,970
Alien Harry:
Everybody has secrets.
737
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,598
Fear is such a great motivator.
738
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,434
It makes people lock
those secrets away.
739
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:40,104
Man: Without the light
740
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,523
but for every one person
locking away their secrets,
741
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:46,819
there are two more people
seeking to uncover the truth.
742
00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:49,489
Oh, the darkness comes
743
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,491
scary, right?
744
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,869
He's disgusting.
745
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,759
He definitely cut the brakes
on your bike.
746
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,667
I need to get a closer look.
747
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,586
No, don't. Don't do it.
748
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:08,466
Fend off the enemy
749
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:11,469
sing out the jubilee
750
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:16,182
with all the fire we can breathe
751
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,309
what the hell?
752
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:23,856
We 're singing all day
and you can't tame it
753
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,901
high tide or low tide, you know
754
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:30,029
nighttime or morning time, yeah
755
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,156
we 're going strong
756
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,326
headed up down the river
757
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:39,038
oh, lord, I feel the reveling
758
00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:44,168
I feel a change on the rise
759
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:49,132
we 're singing all day
and you can't tame it
760
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:52,301
high tide or low tide, you know
761
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:55,388
nighttime or morning time, yeah
762
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,598
we 're going strong
763
00:41:57,682 --> 00:42:00,601
headed up down the river
764
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:05,106
oh, lord I feel the reveling
765
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:10,111
I feel a change on the rise
766
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:15,742
So I look that alien son
of a bitch
767
00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:19,162
right in hisjaundiced eyes
and I said in no uncertain terms,
768
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,539
"I'm not the one to mess with."
769
00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:24,292
I said, "boy, I don't know
where you're from
770
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,086
"and I don't much give
a flying duck's fart.
771
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,672
"One thing's for certain,
two things for sure.
772
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,300
You best stay the hell away
from me."
773
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,969
Well, he come at me.
774
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,472
I kicked his alien ass all
the way to the next county.
775
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,101
Damn thing got away
with my horse and my hat,
776
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:45,104
but I knew he wouldn't mess
with me again.
777
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,564
Unbelievable.
778
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,941
See, this is why
we like traveling around
779
00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:50,318
meeting other
alien experiencers.
780
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,861
Mm-hmm. Stories like that.
781
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,613
When we saw your videos online,
782
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,176
we knew we had
to come speak with you.
783
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,785
Where did you say you
actually saw the alien again?
784
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,328
Do you know where he was headed?
785
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,537
Well, little lady,
786
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,015
I've been letting this liquor
speak for me
787
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,916
and I think I said too much
already.
788
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,337
But you can read about that
in the book I'm writing.
789
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,006
Oh, cool. You're writing a book.
790
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:25,228
Sunshine on
791
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,313
well, well, little lady.
792
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:28,940
What are you doing...
793
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:31,651
We 're singing all day
and you can't tame it
794
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:36,572
Oh, my god! Are you insane?
795
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,908
You killed him?
796
00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:40,219
We're not supposed
to kill people!
797
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:41,577
Those aren't our orders!
798
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,996
Looks like you and I
have different orders.
799
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:49,669
Oh, lord, I feel
the change on the rise
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