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-Hello, l'm Madelyn Hayes.
-And l'm David Addison.
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We'd like to take a moment
and just welcome back-- Excuse me.
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-Hello? David, it's your mother.
-Mom? Hi, Mom.
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Oh, gosh, it's so great
to hear your voice.
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No, babe, it's just hard to hear you
with that iron lung working.
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So how are you doing?
You gonna make it?
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Only a week and a half
till the Emmys.
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Of course we're gonna win.
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Sixteen nominations, Ma,
we can't lose.
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Mom, don't-- Don't be ridiculous,
he's not gonna win.
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He won last year. They're not
gonna give it to him again.
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Your doctor? Yeah, sure,
put him on.
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Hi, doc.
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Really?
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You think she's gonna be able to pull
through with some encouragement?
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That's great. Doc, doc,
don't worry about it.
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Sixteen nominations, kid.
We can't lose. lt's in the bag.
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Blue Moon Detective Agency.
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Have things gone awry?
Is it solutions you seek?
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We're eager to help,
but we're closed a few weeks.
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So if you're despondent
and your life's out of whack...
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...we hope you're still troubled
when we all get back.
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I am not amused
by your trip out of state.
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This is your landlord,
the rent's two weeks late.
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Tour toilet's backed up
and the place smells like heck.
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If you want me to fix it
then send me a check.
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Hi. How are you?
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Welcome back. Hi.
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l had a good time too.
Wanna see my tan line?
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Hey. Good to see you.
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Wow, great.
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Great, great. Cute.
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-Why, hello, everyone.
-Hello, Miss Hayes.
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Well, it's so good to see you all back
safe and sound.
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Looking forward to that next 50 weeks.
To giving it that 200 percent.
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To putting in that good
hard day's work...
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...day after day, week after week,
month after month.
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Keeping our noses to the grindstone,
our shoulders to the wheel and....
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And all our other parts
where they're supposed to go.
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Yeah. lt's good to be back.
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-So how was it?
-Great.
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Your speeches
always give me goosebumps.
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No, l mean your vacation.
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Well, it was great too.
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Especially Tibet.
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l climbed a mountain.
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l met the Holy Lama.
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l learned all about the road
to spiritual awareness.
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
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-So, what did you do in New York?
-Me?
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Well...
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...l shopped.
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l ate.
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l slept.
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-Didn't l hear your phone ringing?
-ls it?
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Oh, Miss DiPesto!
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-Mr. Addison isn't in yet.
-Excuse me?
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Mr. Addison.
lf you're going to ask me:
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''ls he here yet?'' l just wanted
you to know he isn't.
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Well, l wasn't.
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Well, then.
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Mr. Addison.
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-Hola, gringos and gringettes.
-You're back.
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Yes, it is true. This is him.
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Back by popular demand
and certain outdated extradition laws.
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The gringo who put the F
back in ''siesta.''
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The man to whom
Speedy Gonzalez once said:
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''Whoa, dude, slow down.''
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The hombre to whom
the Queen of England once told--
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What is this?
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Could it possibly be
the almost undetectable...
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...yet definitely unmistakable,
collective silencio...
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...of an office full of people
forced to go back to work?
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Shame on you. Don't just sit there
like a plate full of refried beans.
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Vacation doesn't end,
it just changes location.
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Miss DiPesto, hit it.
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Go. Go, you kids, go.
Hit it, muchacha.
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O'Neill, Simmons, hanging patrol.
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Arms, kids, arms.
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Bring it now.
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Go, go, go. Will our first volunteer
please take one step forward.
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About face.
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Miss DiPesto, come on down.
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Down, down, down.
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About face.
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Any last requests? Cigarette? Me?
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Bat me.
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Miss DiPesto, are you ready?
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Agnes, just keep your eye
on the ass.
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Swinging for the cheap seats.
No cigar.
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-Maddie in?
-She's in her office.
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Take another shot, Agnes.
Here we go.
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This is a stickup.
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Give me all your clothes,
and, por favor, do it slowly.
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You'll need a bigger gun.
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-Not gonna join the party?
-l'll let you get it out of your system.
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Took care of that at home.
Bran, shots of prune juice.
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Now l remember
why l needed a vacation.
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-So how was your little sojourn?
-lt was great.
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-Missed me, huh?
-Missed you? Me?
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Missed me, you, yeah.
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-No.
-Liar.
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-So how was it?
-How was yours?
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Sun rises in New York first.
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lt was New York. lt was great.
lt was New York.
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Yeah, well, that's great. l guess
you ran into a couple of old friends?
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-Three or four.
-Made a couple new ones?
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-One or two.
-Which is it?
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-What?
-One or two?
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Counting the flight back?
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-Your turn. Did you have a good time?
-Me? ln Mexico?
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Are you kidding? Me and Mexico
go together like Abbott and Costello.
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Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Montezuma and revenge.
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-Really?
-By the way...
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...l got you a little something.
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You did? Thank you.
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Told the saleslady you already had
nice maracas, but--
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Word must be out.
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Bet that's somebody that wants
to see you shake them.
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-Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison, excuse me.
-Always do.
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-Thought you might like to see this.
-Thank you, Miss DiPesto.
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Kind of makes you feel wanted,
doesn't it?
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-They're mostly bills.
-Well, in that case, we are wanted.
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Wait a second, all these
phone messages are from you.
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Balderdash.
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''David Addison, David Addison,
David Addison.''
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-They're almost all from you.
-Then they're all to me.
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Finally, someone worth talking to,
even though he is never in when l call.
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-lt's my father.
-Your father?
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Yeah. Why do you sound
so surprised?
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What's so surprising? The fact
that l have one, or that he admits to it?
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No, just.... l mean, it's the name.
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That makes you a junior.
David Addison Jr.
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-Never met a sequel before?
-There are a lot of messages.
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-You think something's wrong?
-No, it's a local number.
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He's probably in town on business
from Philly. He wants to get together.
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l haven't seen him
in two or three years.
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-Two or three years?
-Yeah, well, you know...
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...fathers, sons. Oil, water.
Joan and Johnny.
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Just kidding. l better go send up
a smoke signal, see what he wants.
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Missed you.
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-What was that?
-You heard me.
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Blue Moon Detective Agency.
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Have things gone awry?
Is it solutions you seek?
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-We're eager to help, but we're--
-Blue Moon Detective Agency.
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We're here, just hold on a second
until l get this machine off.
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--we hope you're still troubled
when--
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Blue Moon Detective Agency,
this is Maddie Hayes.
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Well, hello, Mr. Addison.
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Busy? The whole night?
That doesn't make sense.
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He told me he was going to call you.
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Maybe you're dialing
the number wrong.
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What number are you dialing?
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No, that's it.
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No, l'll definitely give him
the message.
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Nice talking to you.
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Bye.
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Oh, Mr. Addison,
l'm glad you're here.
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-You and your entire gender, Agnes.
-No.
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-l mean, yes, but, no, Mr.--
-Addison?
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How'd you do that?
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-Could l see you in my office, please?
-See me what?
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Oh, l get it,
not in front of the kids, huh?
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-Wanna tell me about it?
-Tell you about what?
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Your father called me last night.
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He was wondering why
you never got in touch with him.
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Yeah, he mentioned that.
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-Mentioned what?
-That you two spoke.
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-You're saying you spoke with him?
-Maddie, the man is my father.
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The man who taught me
about shaving, about women...
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...about shaving women.
Of course l spoke to him.
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Really? And...?
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And it was nice.
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And the reason we couldn't
get together today...
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...was because he had to go back
to Philadelphia on business.
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-And, and....
-And he's in your office.
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David, l don't understand.
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''l don't understand.''
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He makes me feel so....
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l don't know.
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lt all sounds so bad.
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Everything l'm gonna say
sounds bad.
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Makes me sound ungrateful.
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-Maybe l am ungrateful.
-He seems really sweet.
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He is really sweet.
He is really sweet.
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Unfortunately, l didn't happen
to tap into those genes...
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...which is why l am such a jerk.
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-Like your father.
-Right.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-David Addison, l presume.
-David Addison, l presume.
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Look at this place.
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This is some place. While l was
waiting l sat in your chair for a while...
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...and no alarm went off,
so l figured l was okay.
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Yeah, you're okay.
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Yeah, so, what about that blond?
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She's something. She could
be a model, you know that?
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-She was a model, Dad.
-Oh, yeah?
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-What, is she married or something?
-No, not married.
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-No? You and her?
-No.
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She's not married. l bet the guys are
lined up from here to Alaska for her.
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This is a good job, you get to
sit and look at her all day.
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So how are you?
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-l like your hair. lt's nice and short.
-lt's about 20,000 hairs short.
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Hey, you been ducking me pretty good
last couple days.
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l haven't been ducking you,
l just got back in town.
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l was down in Mexico
getting a little tan.
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Mexico? Oh, nice.
Big shot, look at you.
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World traveler.
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Hey, world traveler,
you wanna take a little walk?
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-He's getting married.
-Who's getting married?
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-My old man, that son of a--
-David.
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No, no, l'm son of a David.
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Married.
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Married.
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l don't know who she is.
l don't know. l don't know.
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But he loves her
and they are getting married.
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l wonder if he has to.
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-l take it the talk went well.
-Yeah.
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-He asked me to be his best man.
-That's wonderful.
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He doesn't know too many people
out here in California.
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God, Maddie,
l'm really pleased for him.
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He's been lonely
for a really long time.
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California girl. Brought up out here,
anyway. Her family lives out here...
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...so l guess they're gonna
have the wedding out here.
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As a matter of fact, they have
a little reception tonight.
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Nothing too fancy.
Food's free, liquor's free.
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-You free?
-Free? Me?
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Free, thee.
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l wonder what she's gonna be like?
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-Don't you wonder what she's like?
-Who?
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This woman.
This woman your father's marrying.
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This woman to whose parents' house
we're going.
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Oh, her.
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Well, if l know my father,
she's the kind of woman...
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...that's been around the pool
a couple times.
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She thinks man's greatest invention
is the double-shot glass...
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...or the colored bowling ball.
238
00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:22,240
lt's good. The old guy's happy.
239
00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:26,112
-Young guy's pretty happy too.
-Yeah.
240
00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:32,416
-David.
-Can't help it.
241
00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:34,959
-Got a thing for big--
-Big knockers.
242
00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:37,790
l'm sorry, l'm just nervous.
l wanna make a good impression.
243
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,092
Well, calm down.
244
00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:41,496
-Hello.
-Hello.
245
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:43,296
-Come on in.
-This is Maddie Hayes.
246
00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:45,132
-Hello.
-And l'm David Addison.
247
00:18:45,306 --> 00:18:47,968
-David Addison Jr.
-And l'm Dolores.
248
00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:49,837
-l'm the mother of the bride.
-Hi.
249
00:18:50,011 --> 00:18:52,673
l'm not sure just where
your father is right now...
250
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:55,749
...but why don't l try and find him
and let him know you're here.
251
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:57,943
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
252
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:03,014
Didn't that woman seem
a little immature to you?
253
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:04,853
lmmature? What do you mean
''immature''?
254
00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:06,551
She seemed perfectly mature to me.
255
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,857
Well, don't you think she's
on the youngish side?
256
00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:12,058
That depends. Youngish for what,
a quilting bee?
257
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,204
So your father's marrying a younger
woman, nothing wrong with that.
258
00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:18,432
l'm not saying there's anything
wrong with it, l just-- Thank you.
259
00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:21,407
lt just.... l'm surprised, that's all...
260
00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:24,139
...that he would be interested
in someone so young.
261
00:19:24,315 --> 00:19:26,647
-Why?
-Well, me and my brother were young.
262
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:30,116
-He was never interested in us.
-David.
263
00:19:34,059 --> 00:19:37,426
Yeah, l put on a couple of gallons
of after-shave. Did l put too much?
264
00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:40,963
No, you just smell like a giant stick
of Juicy Fruit.
265
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,431
-Oh, l think he smells lovely.
-Have you two met?
266
00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:45,570
Met? How well do you know
this woman?
267
00:19:45,737 --> 00:19:47,729
-Not well enough.
-Good, give me a hug.
268
00:19:49,409 --> 00:19:52,742
l'm so nervous. l'm so scared.
l'm so--
269
00:19:52,912 --> 00:19:55,312
Can l stay here with you
the rest of my life?
270
00:19:58,451 --> 00:20:01,580
By the way, your brother called,
he's gonna make the ceremony.
271
00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:04,087
Oh, great, great. You met Richie.
272
00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:07,159
l can't tell you what it means
to have you here.
273
00:20:07,328 --> 00:20:10,923
-l can't tell you what it means to me.
-You're cutting off my circulation, Dad.
274
00:20:11,098 --> 00:20:12,326
Oh, sorry.
275
00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:14,195
So when do we get to meet
Wonder Woman?
276
00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:16,997
Oh, yeah, Stephanie, yeah.
l'll get here, yeah.
277
00:20:21,109 --> 00:20:24,374
David, look, she's...
278
00:20:24,546 --> 00:20:26,310
...kind of young, l understand.
279
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:29,349
Yeah, but not too young.
l mean, at least l don't think so.
280
00:20:29,518 --> 00:20:32,487
Well, if you don't think so,
l don't think so.
281
00:20:33,122 --> 00:20:35,522
She's different from your mom.
She's very different.
282
00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:38,125
Now, l don't happen to think that
that's a bad thing.
283
00:20:38,294 --> 00:20:42,061
Dad, l don't happen to think
that's bad either.
284
00:20:42,232 --> 00:20:46,566
-Good. Good.
-Good.
285
00:20:46,737 --> 00:20:50,537
l'm so nervous. l really want
you to like her so much.
286
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:54,405
Oh, l'm a little nervous too.
l really hope she likes me.
287
00:20:56,848 --> 00:21:00,841
Oh, well. There she is.
288
00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:07,923
-Oh, she's very pretty, Mr. Addison.
-Yeah.
289
00:21:09,128 --> 00:21:10,891
What do you think, kid?
290
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:14,499
-Which one, Dad?
-The one in the yellow dress.
291
00:21:17,169 --> 00:21:18,659
l got rolled a seven, right?
292
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:24,042
-Will you excuse me a minute, please?
-David, where are you going?
293
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:26,041
Excuse me a minute.
294
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,538
-David.
-David, don't you wanna--?
295
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,469
You don't have to wash your hands.
296
00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:18,531
-lt's occupied.
-David, let me in.
297
00:22:18,702 --> 00:22:22,433
-l generally work this room alone.
-David, people are looking at me.
298
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:24,301
They watched me follow you
over here.
299
00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:26,944
They watch me talking to you
through this bathroom door.
300
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,943
David, are you going to let me in
or not?
301
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,605
Maddie, l'm sorry. l can't.
302
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:35,712
David Addison, open this door.
303
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:39,847
Open it! Open this door!
304
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,256
David Addison, let me--
305
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,778
David, l want you
to see a doctor tomorrow.
306
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:05,544
-l don't need to see a doctor.
-Well, l think you do.
307
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,244
l don't think what l've watched...
308
00:23:07,421 --> 00:23:09,218
-Can't you mind your business?
-...is normal.
309
00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:11,153
-You don't know.
-Not normal for you.
310
00:23:11,325 --> 00:23:13,885
l'm not talking about anything radical,
just some therapy.
311
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,688
Will you butt the hell out?
312
00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:22,127
-Oh, you want me to butt out?
-Yes, please, with both cheeks.
313
00:23:22,304 --> 00:23:24,238
-lt's occupied.
-lt's occupied.
314
00:23:24,406 --> 00:23:26,374
David, you can't stay in here forever.
315
00:23:27,209 --> 00:23:29,040
-David.
-Maybe l better let you two alone.
316
00:23:29,211 --> 00:23:30,940
-You're staying.
-You said butt out.
317
00:23:31,114 --> 00:23:33,844
Forget what l said, Maddie,
l need you to stay.
318
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:44,617
Are you coming out
or am l coming in?
319
00:23:53,737 --> 00:23:55,568
Do you wanna let me in
on what this is?
320
00:23:55,739 --> 00:23:57,503
-ln on what, Dad?
-This.
321
00:23:57,676 --> 00:24:00,406
This what? What?
What's this? l felt sick...
322
00:24:00,579 --> 00:24:03,707
...and l came in here, and Maddie was
concerned and she came in.
323
00:24:03,882 --> 00:24:05,747
-So you crawled around.
-Wait a second.
324
00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:07,384
-lt's a load of crap.
-Wait.
325
00:24:07,552 --> 00:24:09,019
-l felt sick.
-What is with you?
326
00:24:09,187 --> 00:24:11,588
l traveled 2000 miles to come
to show you my new wife.
327
00:24:11,757 --> 00:24:14,225
You leave me saying to people,
''You wanna meet my son?''
328
00:24:14,393 --> 00:24:15,724
Are you not gonna listen?
329
00:24:15,895 --> 00:24:17,726
''That's the jerk,
crawling on the floor.''
330
00:24:17,897 --> 00:24:21,025
Oh, good, Dad. Let's hear this.
Let's make some noise, all right?
331
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,861
-What are you doing?
-What am l doing?
332
00:24:23,035 --> 00:24:25,664
l'm making some noise
so that your friends at your party...
333
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:29,639
...don't hear you yelling at your son.
That is what l am doing, all right?
334
00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:32,472
That is what l'm do--
335
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,384
l don't get you. l don't get you at all.
336
00:24:43,557 --> 00:24:46,856
l'm awfully sorry. l'm sorry.
337
00:24:59,507 --> 00:25:02,408
l'm going to go call myself a cab.
338
00:25:24,601 --> 00:25:26,728
Miss DiPesto. Mr. Addison in yet?
339
00:25:26,903 --> 00:25:28,495
Not yet.
340
00:25:43,422 --> 00:25:45,356
Miss DiPesto, is Mr. Addison in yet?
341
00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:48,084
No. I'm sorry, Miss Hayes.
342
00:26:29,537 --> 00:26:31,505
Miss Hayes.
343
00:26:34,642 --> 00:26:36,543
l just wanted you to know l'm leaving.
344
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:41,145
Oh, well. Good night, Miss DiPesto.
345
00:26:46,756 --> 00:26:48,849
Do you want me
to try calling him again?
346
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:53,052
No. lf he had something
to say he would have called.
347
00:26:54,131 --> 00:26:56,759
Well, l'm sure he's okay.
348
00:26:58,301 --> 00:27:02,203
Yes, l'm sure he's okay.
l'm sure he's okay.
349
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:45,171
Wanna turn that silence down?
350
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,011
-David!
-That's too low.
351
00:28:47,285 --> 00:28:49,015
What are you doing back there?
352
00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:51,349
Passing out. You wanna join me?
353
00:28:51,924 --> 00:28:53,482
David, look at you.
354
00:28:53,659 --> 00:28:56,594
l'll try,
but it'll probably make me dizzy.
355
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:00,995
Come on, David.
356
00:29:01,935 --> 00:29:04,870
You need to get out and walk around.
357
00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:07,734
-What the hell are you doing?
-Trying to help.
358
00:29:07,908 --> 00:29:10,809
Well, knock it off, will you?
You're wrinkling the suit.
359
00:29:23,257 --> 00:29:25,248
ls this seat taken?
360
00:29:29,364 --> 00:29:32,856
David, what are you doing here?
361
00:29:33,035 --> 00:29:35,333
Me? Now?
362
00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:39,737
l don't know.
363
00:29:41,678 --> 00:29:45,273
l wanted to see you
after the party last night...
364
00:29:45,882 --> 00:29:49,318
...and l guess l just went out after...
365
00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:54,390
...and it's entirely possible
that l was over-served.
366
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,717
Next thing l know, it's morning.
367
00:29:57,261 --> 00:29:59,252
l come here to find you.
368
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:02,024
Go in the building and all, you know...
369
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:06,124
...and l realize for the first time
how bright it is in there.
370
00:30:07,204 --> 00:30:12,507
So l came back out here and l felt sick.
371
00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:16,738
Which reminds me, l tried to get
these windows open before l heaved...
372
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,549
...but they're electric, you know.
l couldn't find the keys.
373
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,312
l'll take the car to the carwash.
374
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,647
-What was the question?
-Never mind.
375
00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:30,520
-What time is it, anyway?
-About 8:30.
376
00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:33,893
-Great. Wanna go get some breakfast?
-At night.
377
00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:37,764
Oh, yeah. Time sure flies
when you're flat on your face.
378
00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:41,370
Who's driving?
379
00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:44,809
What's wrong with you?
What happened last night?
380
00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:03,464
Why couldn't you be in that room?
Why couldn't you meet that woman?
381
00:31:05,334 --> 00:31:07,768
-l know her.
-What do you mean you know her?
382
00:31:07,936 --> 00:31:12,396
-ln another context?
-Yeah. Yeah, you could say that.
383
00:31:12,574 --> 00:31:18,571
Well, what context? Was she a friend
or someone you worked with or...?
384
00:31:20,316 --> 00:31:22,614
l won her.
385
00:31:25,355 --> 00:31:27,984
You may find this hard to believe...
386
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:32,892
...but there was time in my life
when l was not terribly discriminating...
387
00:31:33,064 --> 00:31:34,861
...about my behavior.
388
00:31:35,032 --> 00:31:36,727
lt was about three years ago.
389
00:31:36,901 --> 00:31:39,802
l was home at Christmastime...
390
00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:43,805
...and went out to a saloon.
391
00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:46,535
Not really a saloon, l guess. A bar.
392
00:31:46,712 --> 00:31:49,613
And l go in and sit down,
order something. l don't know.
393
00:31:50,182 --> 00:31:54,244
And l looked down at the end of
the counter and there she is.
394
00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:57,213
She was two or three ahead of me.
395
00:31:57,390 --> 00:32:00,587
l could tell because she was laughing
every time the Cowboys fumbled.
396
00:32:01,194 --> 00:32:04,459
So they're in a commercial break,
she made the mistake...
397
00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,361
...of asking me how am l doing?
398
00:32:07,534 --> 00:32:10,332
And l made the mistake
of answering her.
399
00:32:10,504 --> 00:32:15,498
l said, ''Honey. l am the itchiest
son of a pup in south Philadelphia.''
400
00:32:15,676 --> 00:32:17,701
And she said, ''No reason for that.
401
00:32:17,878 --> 00:32:20,848
Come down here and let me scratch.''
402
00:32:21,015 --> 00:32:23,347
We played eight games of pool.
403
00:32:23,518 --> 00:32:26,180
She ran out of money after five.
404
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:30,621
l just wanna tell you,
l did not cheat. l won fair and square.
405
00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:33,819
-What are you saying?
-What am l saying?
406
00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:36,123
l am saying l slept with her.
407
00:32:37,233 --> 00:32:39,565
-What?
-Yeah.
408
00:32:39,735 --> 00:32:44,763
Well.... Although l'm not sure
if either of us actually ever slept.
409
00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:46,802
What are you telling me?
410
00:32:46,977 --> 00:32:48,945
l am telling you that l know more...
411
00:32:49,112 --> 00:32:52,809
...about my future stepmother
than name, rank and favorite recipe.
412
00:32:52,983 --> 00:32:54,974
But, David, that was four years ago.
413
00:32:55,152 --> 00:32:57,017
lt might as well have been
four nights ago.
414
00:32:57,187 --> 00:32:59,679
Maddie, this was one of those nights.
415
00:32:59,857 --> 00:33:01,984
One of those truly amazing nights.
416
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,151
The kind you replay
so you don't forget it...
417
00:33:04,328 --> 00:33:07,729
...when you're old in the nursing home
looking through the nurse's uniform.
418
00:33:07,899 --> 00:33:09,992
We're talking three weeks
recovery period--
419
00:33:10,168 --> 00:33:12,500
Okay, David. l understand.
420
00:33:12,671 --> 00:33:16,129
But that was one night.
This is a marriage.
421
00:33:16,308 --> 00:33:19,835
Yes, a marriage, my father's marriage.
422
00:33:21,146 --> 00:33:24,172
How the hell can l
stand up in that church?
423
00:33:26,386 --> 00:33:28,650
You think l wanted this to happen?
424
00:33:28,822 --> 00:33:30,619
l was so happy for him.
425
00:33:35,395 --> 00:33:40,026
lf you love him, if she loves him,
none of that matters.
426
00:33:40,201 --> 00:33:43,602
lt's one day, one wedding.
427
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:46,899
l think you have to figure out
a way to get through it.
428
00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,039
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
429
00:33:49,210 --> 00:33:51,838
Right. One day.
430
00:33:53,715 --> 00:33:55,580
And then there's the dinner table.
431
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,514
And Christmastime
and family get-togethers.
432
00:33:58,687 --> 00:34:00,746
-What about her seeing me?
-All right, David.
433
00:34:00,922 --> 00:34:02,150
Maddie, we went there...
434
00:34:02,324 --> 00:34:03,985
-...on Tuesday, left Thursday.
-Right.
435
00:34:04,159 --> 00:34:06,094
-Not a peck on the cheek.
-All right, David!
436
00:34:06,262 --> 00:34:08,287
-l know every--
-What?
437
00:34:08,831 --> 00:34:11,322
--pore on that woman's body.
438
00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:17,104
l can't go to that wedding, Maddie.
439
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:22,034
l don't think l've ever been more
disappointed in a human being.
440
00:34:26,717 --> 00:34:30,983
l think you're being selfish
and inconsiderate and childish.
441
00:34:43,468 --> 00:34:44,958
Great.
442
00:35:13,901 --> 00:35:16,301
Borrow a cup of pride?
443
00:35:16,470 --> 00:35:17,960
Pride?
444
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,935
Seemed like a good time
to swallow some.
445
00:35:22,510 --> 00:35:25,810
-Tuxedo, huh?
-This old thing?
446
00:35:37,359 --> 00:35:39,191
You were right.
447
00:35:40,029 --> 00:35:43,192
l'm selfish, inconsiderate...
448
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:47,729
...childish.... You can stop me anytime.
449
00:35:49,973 --> 00:35:51,498
So are you gonna get dressed?
450
00:35:52,209 --> 00:35:54,575
-What are you gonna say to him?
-What am l gonna say?
451
00:35:54,745 --> 00:35:57,441
-l'm sorry, l guess.
-What are you gonna say to her?
452
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,707
As little as possible.
453
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:02,878
You know what my fear is?
You know what my real fear is?
454
00:36:03,053 --> 00:36:04,783
-What?
-l mean, l'm okay with it.
455
00:36:04,956 --> 00:36:08,289
But my real fear is that
she is not okay with it.
456
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,156
That some time, a month
from now or a year from now...
457
00:36:11,329 --> 00:36:15,823
...or 1 0 years from now, things aren't
gonna be going well with the marriage.
458
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:18,800
And l'm gonna be there...
459
00:36:18,971 --> 00:36:21,599
...looking like l look...
460
00:36:21,774 --> 00:36:23,332
...and she's gonna lose control.
461
00:36:23,509 --> 00:36:25,875
And you wouldn't be able
to stop her. Would you?
462
00:36:26,045 --> 00:36:27,876
Well, yeah, sure. l mean...
463
00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:30,413
...l could shoot her in the leg, l guess.
464
00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:32,779
Sleep dart in the neck.
465
00:36:34,054 --> 00:36:37,820
Me and her.
That would kill my old man.
466
00:36:43,063 --> 00:36:44,827
Excuse me.
467
00:37:21,638 --> 00:37:23,937
-Hey, Rich.
-Hey, Dave.
468
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:26,599
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here at all?
469
00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:29,211
-Pop says you and he--
-Yeah, we had this little thing.
470
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:32,247
What else is new? Got the ring?
471
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:35,283
Yes, l've got the ring, Dave.
Of course, l've got the ring.
472
00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:37,649
l'm the best man.
473
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:40,615
-What do you mean, no?
-Give me the ring, Rich.
474
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:44,626
What do you mean, ''Give me the ring,
Rich''? What are you gonna give me?
475
00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:48,889
What was that? Did you hear that?
476
00:37:54,207 --> 00:37:56,607
l know what you're thinking.
477
00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:59,438
You're thinking,
''What's he doing here?''
478
00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:04,744
Well, he's here to beg
your forgiveness, Dad.
479
00:38:05,686 --> 00:38:10,487
He doesn't know
what he was doing...
480
00:38:10,657 --> 00:38:13,057
...and he's very happy for you...
481
00:38:13,227 --> 00:38:16,424
...and if it's still okay with you he'd...
482
00:38:16,597 --> 00:38:18,896
...still like to be your best man.
483
00:38:20,902 --> 00:38:22,927
Dad.
484
00:38:24,906 --> 00:38:27,033
Dad, say something.
485
00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,768
No crawling.
486
00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:32,903
Okay.
487
00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:34,849
Yeah, no crawling.
488
00:39:16,828 --> 00:39:18,819
Please be seated.
489
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,170
Dearly beloved, we are gathered
together in the sight of God...
490
00:39:24,337 --> 00:39:25,998
...and the face of this company...
491
00:39:26,172 --> 00:39:29,505
...to join together this man
and this woman in holy matrimony.
492
00:39:29,676 --> 00:39:31,940
Who gives this woman to this man?
493
00:39:32,111 --> 00:39:33,840
l do.
494
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,117
David, will you have this woman
to be your wedded wife...
495
00:39:43,290 --> 00:39:46,919
...to live together after God's ordinance
in the holy state of matrimony?
496
00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:50,292
Will you love her, comfort her
and keep her in sickness and health...
497
00:39:50,465 --> 00:39:54,799
...and forsaking all others, keep her
for as long as you both shall live?
498
00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:56,198
l will.
499
00:39:56,605 --> 00:40:00,234
Stephanie, will you have this man
to be your lawful wedded husband...
500
00:40:00,408 --> 00:40:03,435
...in the holy state of matrimony?
Will you love him, comfort him...
501
00:40:03,613 --> 00:40:06,878
...and keep him in sickness and health
and forsaking all others...
502
00:40:07,049 --> 00:40:09,643
...keep him as long
as you both shall live?
503
00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:11,447
l will.
504
00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:15,352
lf anyone, therefore, can show
just cause why they may not lawfully...
505
00:40:15,524 --> 00:40:19,427
...be joined together let him
speak now or forever hold his peace.
506
00:40:19,596 --> 00:40:21,120
Oh, boy.
507
00:40:21,298 --> 00:40:23,061
Excuse me?
508
00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:27,902
-You have something to say?
-Well-- Well...
509
00:40:28,071 --> 00:40:29,733
...yes.
510
00:40:30,541 --> 00:40:32,270
No.
511
00:40:33,945 --> 00:40:35,378
Yes.
512
00:40:37,415 --> 00:40:39,144
No.
513
00:40:41,152 --> 00:40:42,745
Will you hang on one second?
514
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:49,351
No!
515
00:40:50,696 --> 00:40:53,062
Absolutely not.
516
00:40:55,234 --> 00:40:58,068
David, don't do it.
517
00:40:59,606 --> 00:41:02,166
Maddie, l have to.
518
00:41:06,413 --> 00:41:10,783
-What the hell are you doing?
-l'm sorry, Dad. l have to do this.
519
00:41:10,951 --> 00:41:12,816
Can l have a second
of your time please?
520
00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:15,278
This will just take a second.
521
00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:27,191
Look, l'm sorry. l don't mean
to ruin your wedding day...
522
00:41:27,369 --> 00:41:29,200
...but that is my father
out there and l--
523
00:41:29,371 --> 00:41:32,397
l'm so sorry.
Were we making too much noise?
524
00:41:33,141 --> 00:41:34,939
-No, absolutely not, no.
-You're just....
525
00:41:35,111 --> 00:41:36,806
You're fine.
526
00:41:37,447 --> 00:41:39,381
You guys go ahead
with what you're doing.
527
00:41:39,549 --> 00:41:41,676
We're just gonna steal
this corner over here.
528
00:41:51,028 --> 00:41:53,019
l thought l could live with this.
529
00:41:53,831 --> 00:41:55,992
l thought that l could get past this.
530
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,997
l mean...
531
00:41:58,435 --> 00:42:01,268
...Stephanie, that is
my father out there.
532
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,868
l mean, if anything
ever happened to hurt him....
533
00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:09,173
l mean, l know this, this is
hurting him but he'll get over this.
534
00:42:09,347 --> 00:42:12,043
But you.... He loves you.
535
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,642
What the hell are you--?
536
00:42:15,955 --> 00:42:18,446
Miss Parish, children...
537
00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:22,253
...just keep going about
whatever you're doing.
538
00:42:23,496 --> 00:42:25,327
There's a church
full of people out there.
539
00:42:25,498 --> 00:42:27,022
-What are you doing?
-Speaking now.
540
00:42:27,199 --> 00:42:29,168
l hate holding my peace.
541
00:42:29,336 --> 00:42:32,931
Padre, just a couple more minutes,
l swear to your boss.
542
00:42:35,542 --> 00:42:37,305
Couple minutes.
543
00:42:37,711 --> 00:42:39,736
David, something is
troubling you. What is it?
544
00:42:39,913 --> 00:42:41,279
What is it?
545
00:42:44,652 --> 00:42:47,450
Stephanie, l saw you
looking at me out there.
546
00:42:47,622 --> 00:42:49,180
You know what it is.
547
00:42:51,526 --> 00:42:54,120
Four years ago in Philadelphia?
548
00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:58,959
Okay, whatever you've been doing, it's
over. We have a wedding to finish.
549
00:43:02,438 --> 00:43:04,372
David. David, please.
550
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:10,036
-Are you telling me that this can't wait?
-No, l'm just asking you if you can wait.
551
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,148
Please. Just give me
a couple of minutes?
552
00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:24,522
All right. Couple of minutes.
553
00:43:31,302 --> 00:43:35,171
Good. Could you just give us a
little privacy, please? Thanks.
554
00:43:39,511 --> 00:43:41,240
What about four years ago
in Philadelphia?
555
00:43:41,413 --> 00:43:44,041
What do you mean, ''What about
four years ago in Philadelphia?''
556
00:43:44,216 --> 00:43:46,343
You know what l'm talking about.
557
00:43:46,918 --> 00:43:48,944
What are we gonna do about it?
558
00:43:49,856 --> 00:43:52,916
What can we do about it?
What's done is done.
559
00:43:53,626 --> 00:43:57,392
-l mean, if it's a problem for you--
-lt's a problem for both of us.
560
00:43:58,097 --> 00:44:00,065
-Who told you?
-What do you mean--?
561
00:44:00,233 --> 00:44:02,725
lt doesn't really matter who--
Who told you.
562
00:44:02,903 --> 00:44:05,064
The important thing is that...
563
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,175
...l'm not that girl.
l've changed. l really have.
564
00:44:09,343 --> 00:44:13,872
l mean, l'm sure
whoever told you about me...
565
00:44:14,048 --> 00:44:16,414
...told you lots of
wonderful, sordid stories...
566
00:44:16,584 --> 00:44:19,314
...and l'm not gonna
deny them, they're true.
567
00:44:19,487 --> 00:44:21,512
See, l used to like to drink.
568
00:44:22,223 --> 00:44:25,556
Then when l was done drinking,
l didn't wanna be alone.
569
00:44:29,765 --> 00:44:32,029
Did your father tell you how we met?
570
00:44:33,068 --> 00:44:35,127
No, he wouldn't have.
571
00:44:36,138 --> 00:44:39,039
See, l used to like
to frequent this bar.
572
00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:42,371
l don't know why, but women....
573
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:46,909
Sometimes l was
the only one in the place.
574
00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:53,086
l'd sit on this stool and l'd wait
for a guy to come in by himself.
575
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:58,260
This is really gonna sound cheap...
576
00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:01,830
...but l always liked them stupid.
577
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,990
The stupider the better.
578
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,501
They'd lay some line on me,
l'd lay some line on them.
579
00:45:12,678 --> 00:45:16,341
Sometimes l'd let them
win me. Darts, pool....
580
00:45:17,950 --> 00:45:20,749
l don't know how many
pool games l've thrown.
581
00:45:22,922 --> 00:45:25,982
Anyway, one night
your dad walks in...
582
00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:29,993
...and he sits down,
asks me how l am.
583
00:45:30,163 --> 00:45:33,099
And it's like he means it.
584
00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:36,134
So l tell him.
And l'm waiting for the...
585
00:45:36,303 --> 00:45:39,864
...the big pitch, the big line.
586
00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:42,833
But there's not one.
587
00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:46,606
Finally l go to plan B.
l let him get me drunk.
588
00:45:46,781 --> 00:45:50,080
Oh, boy. l was Silly Putty.
589
00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:53,015
l tell him where l live.
He takes me home.
590
00:45:53,188 --> 00:45:55,019
He carries me up to my room...
591
00:45:55,190 --> 00:45:58,751
...takes off my clothes,
puts me in bed...
592
00:45:58,927 --> 00:46:01,294
...and then he leaves.
593
00:46:01,697 --> 00:46:04,666
And l'm lying there in the dark.
594
00:46:07,570 --> 00:46:09,731
And l don't know this guy's name.
595
00:46:10,306 --> 00:46:14,505
And l'm thinking, ''My God...
596
00:46:15,445 --> 00:46:20,007
...there's one left,
a decent guy. l found him.''
597
00:46:22,586 --> 00:46:26,114
But l'm too drunk
to go and chase him.
598
00:46:28,426 --> 00:46:30,724
So l mean, l started crying.
599
00:46:33,865 --> 00:46:35,765
And then all of a sudden...
600
00:46:36,768 --> 00:46:39,203
...the door to my room opens up again.
601
00:46:42,608 --> 00:46:47,307
And he looks like this big,
big shadow in the doorway.
602
00:46:47,479 --> 00:46:50,573
And he stands there and he says:
603
00:46:52,552 --> 00:46:54,520
''My name is David Addison.
604
00:46:54,688 --> 00:46:57,088
l own Seaside Fish.
605
00:46:57,257 --> 00:47:00,852
l hope you don't think l tried to get
you drunk tonight because l didn't.
606
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:03,518
And l hope we can
see each other again.''
607
00:47:06,167 --> 00:47:08,601
Now, is that great or what?
608
00:47:15,409 --> 00:47:17,104
That's pretty great.
609
00:47:22,584 --> 00:47:25,678
So, what do we do now?
610
00:47:39,402 --> 00:47:41,666
l think we should all
go get married.
611
00:47:48,212 --> 00:47:49,645
What?
612
00:47:49,813 --> 00:47:52,941
Just thinking about the bright side.
At least we never slept together.
613
00:47:53,117 --> 00:47:55,210
Then we'd really have
something to talk about.
614
00:47:55,385 --> 00:47:57,376
Yeah. Right.
615
00:48:05,697 --> 00:48:09,098
Oh, Ginger. Tell Fred what's wrong.
616
00:48:09,267 --> 00:48:11,428
l don't understand
how your mind works.
617
00:48:11,604 --> 00:48:14,402
Me neither. But you
gotta love the results.
618
00:48:14,573 --> 00:48:17,667
You took that woman into that
room in the middle of her wedding.
619
00:48:17,843 --> 00:48:21,404
You told her what you told her.
David, what did she say?
620
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:27,213
No can do, Maddie.
Mother-son talks are sacrosanct.
621
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,253
All right. l'll tell you.
622
00:48:31,424 --> 00:48:36,361
We talked about it and it's
gonna be rough on her...
623
00:48:36,530 --> 00:48:40,763
...but she loves my old man so it's
gonna make the strain worth it.
624
00:48:40,935 --> 00:48:43,768
And l'm gonna help.
You know, when l see them l'll...
625
00:48:43,938 --> 00:48:48,568
...part my hair on the wrong side,
not use deodorant...
626
00:48:48,743 --> 00:48:50,973
...not change my underwear
for a couple days.
627
00:48:51,146 --> 00:48:55,480
l don't know if any of that's gonna help
but we're both committed to trying.
628
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,983
l am so proud to be
a member of your family.
629
00:49:04,794 --> 00:49:06,955
-Hi.
-Hi.
630
00:49:10,934 --> 00:49:16,634
Well, she certainly seems to be
bearing up well under the strain.
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