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There will be coffee in the lodge.
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There's no comment on that
at the moment.
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When you gonna know something?
When you gonna know?
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- What's going on?
- Jet from Lisbon went down.
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Crashed or blew up,
nobody seems to know.
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Flight 772?
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You waiting for someone onboard?
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No, I was supposed to take
that flight and I switched.
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God.
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Hello. Yes.
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Certainly, it's my card.
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Of course I know where I was born.
Allentown, Pennsylvania, 1946.
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What else do you need to know?
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Mother's name Alice.
Father's name William.
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Listen, am I gonna get any money?
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Yes, I would love to
speak to a supervisor.
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What do you mean, someone called up
and cancelled my card?
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Do you have a name?
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It's what?
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No...
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...I'm not dead.
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Bill, bill, bill, ad.
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- Ad? For what?
- A billing service.
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- Great.
- Bill, bill, cheque.
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- Cheque?
- Cheque.
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I never believe them about not having
to buy any magazines to qualify.
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Someone sorts the people who buy
from the people who don't.
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This is depressing.
We've got to do something.
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We've got to simplify.
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Rent less expensive furniture.
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Maybe find cheaper office space.
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Spare down. No more frills.
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No more overtime,
we've got to get serious.
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We're gonna have to pop
the window to get the piano in.
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- Piano?
- With the pool table, I can just...
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...lower it with a chopper to this floor,
bring it through one of the windows.
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This isn't real.
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I'm dreaming this.
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I'll be back. Don't get discouraged.
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Women give birth all the time.
We're gonna get this sucker in here.
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- I don't even know how to play.
- What are you doing?
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- Nothing, I've been clean for years.
- A piano, a pool table?
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You like that?
I got the idea from this, a great book.
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- What is it?
- Interviews with the heads...
45
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...of major corporations, how they
got there, how they stay there...
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...keep their company number one.
It's called Being 2nd Stinks.
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These guys talk about creating
a pleasant working environment...
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...and how it leads to
better productivity.
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I figured you can't argue
with Fortune 500, right?
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Oh, no?
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Take it back. I'm not paying for it.
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- Cancel it, take it back.
- Lady, he said-
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- Cancel the wench.
- You're the wench.
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- Watch it.
- Wait, Maddie.
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- You're making a mountain out of-
- Molehills. My molehill.
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I own and I pay the bills.
There's no money for a piano.
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Being 2nd Stinks.
Being second would be wonderful.
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Being 22nd would be wonderful.
We need a client whose business...
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...we could depend on. A client
who would help us pay the light bill.
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- Done.
- A department store chain...
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...a brokerage house. Someplace that
would need us to- Done?
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You think I'd buy a baby grand piano,
a pool table, a satellite dish...
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- Satellite dish?
- ... if money weren't rolling in.
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A contract, a signed contract?
Who? Where? When?
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It's this book, I read it last night
and the light bulb came on.
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I realized you gotta
make your own opportunities.
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The Easy Credit
Assurance Company?
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- ECAC. Great bunch of guys.
- And you know these people?
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Well, I have had occasion to
work with them in the past, yes.
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What is it we're to do
for Eke Meek?
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ECAC. They're sort of
a collection agency...
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...and we would be sort of
a subcontractor to them.
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We get the cases they've given up on.
We get to keep half of what we collect.
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- We're bill collectors?
- Not bill collectors...
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...we're credit marshals. We're
payment enforcers. We're bill busters.
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This does not sound
like something I want to do.
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- You haven't even tried it yet.
- I know what it's like...
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...to suffer financial reverses.
I don't like hounding people.
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We're not gonna be
hounding any unfortunate people.
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- We're not?
- No, we're going after creeps...
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...deadbeats, people with no
concept of obligation, responsibility...
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...trying to evade their indebtedness,
not people that can't pay.
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- You sure?
- Sure, I'm sure. I'm surer than sure...
84
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...I'm certain. This contract is
a money machine.
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Addison, it doesn't make sense.
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If it's so easy, why doesn't
Yick Yack get it themselves?
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Why didn't Detroit
make smaller cars before Japan?
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Why didn't cereal companies put two
scoops of raisins in from the get-go?
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Who knows, doesn't matter.
Their loss is our gain.
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- I'm not so sure.
- I am.
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One try, if we don't hit pay dirt-
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- One try?
- One try, one little bitty try.
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What have we got to lose?
Maddie, trust me.
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Having a lot of work done
on your place while you were away.
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Excuse me?
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The last couple of days,
couldn't help but notice...
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...men going in and out.
Hear the hammering and the nailing.
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That's the way to do it.
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Leave the country for a month,
and come home to a new apartment.
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Larry Henderson.
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Owes $3400 on his car.
Poet, lives with his mother.
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Money in the bank.
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- How did I let you talk me into this?
- What is your problem?
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The guy owes $3400,
half of $3400 is-
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- $1700.
- $1700, right.
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Couldn't you use $1700 right now?
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- That's not the point.
- What is the point?
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00:08:04,759 --> 00:08:07,879
We don't know this man's story,
if he's been sick, been robbed.
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00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:12,302
It says nothing on the card here
about being sick or being robbed.
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The guy bought a big
expensive car he can't afford.
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- You don't know that.
- Sure, the guy's a poet.
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What kind of money
do poets make?
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Not one of your fast-track careers,
no big runs at department stores.
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He's probably some poor,
sensitive little man.
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Damn straight. It's our job to scare
the iambic pentameter out of him.
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The House at Pooh Corner.
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- You know what you're doing?
- What's to know?
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I'm gonna convince Rhyming Simon
the only thing...
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...between him and his death
is a cheque made out to us.
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- Oh, David.
- "Oh, David" what?
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David, I think you're making
a mistake. You can't bully this man.
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People are fundamentally good,
present company excluded...
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...and I believe if
you give them a chance...
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...to live up to their obligations,
they'll rise to the occasion.
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- Fine.
- Does that mean you agree with me?
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- What does it mean?
- Fine means fine. Fine.
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Next place, you can be in charge,
we'll do it your way.
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But right now, you give me one shot.
I got $1700 riding on this...
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...and I'd like to make money the
old-fashioned way: scare the creep.
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Yo, Larry!
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My name is
David " Boom-Boom" Addison...
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...from the Easy Credit
Assurance Company...
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...and I'm not leaving until you
come out here and sign us a cheque.
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Watch this.
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Hello, Larry.
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My goodness.
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You're a poet.
And you sure show it.
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And I know it,
because you're kind of long, fellow.
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That used to kill them
in the fifth grade.
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Luck of the draw. First guy we go see
has a gland problem.
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How can you guess
something like that?
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That guy ought to
consider statehood.
143
00:10:06,435 --> 00:10:07,763
Addison, this is not for us.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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David, we made a deal.
You had your try.
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- Now let's go back to the office.
- Okay. You got me. A deal's a deal.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Can we make one little stop-?
- David.
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Wait for me.
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Bless me, Father, for I've sinned.
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How long has it been
since your last confession?
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Forty-two years. I'm Wind Jammer.
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Wind Jammer.
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I need to come in.
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I need to come back.
They're on to me.
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- You have to be kidding.
- Do I look like I'm kidding?
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It's not like going through
a revolving door. It'll take time.
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- A little preparation.
- I don't think I have any time.
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I'm willing to trade.
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I have a letter. A communiqué.
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- Nobody knows where it is except me.
- What do you mean, trade?
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I mean, you guys are supposed to
help me out in situations like this.
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I'm not going to be the only one to die
if everything goes south.
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Now, you guys cover me...
165
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...and I'll make sure that everybody
else's behind is covered-
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I'm just a courier. I'll do what I can.
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00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:17,027
I'll have someone from the agency
contact you. That's the best I can do.
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- This isn't the way back to the office.
- I just wanna make one little pit stop.
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We had a deal.
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You're not gonna give up
after one little setback, are you?
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- The only reason Ick Poo-
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Would give you a chance to collect
money is they know it's impossible.
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- They told Mr. Bic it was impossible.
- I don't wanna hear this.
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They told Mr. Volkswagen
it was impossible-
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Addison, wake up! They sent you out
to get money from Paul Bunyan.
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You wake up.
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We have to do this. I'm doing this
for us, for the good of the company.
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If we don't figure out some way to
bring some money into the company...
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...I can see the handwriting
on the wall.
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If I have to go out there
and get another job...
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You may not know this...
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...but some people out there
think I'm not a good detective.
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Go figure.
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- One more try?
- One try, my way?
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- One try, any which way.
- Okay, but if we don't hit pay dirt-
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Maddie, trust me.
I feel very lucky with this next guy.
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Any special reason why
somebody would wanna follow you?
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- Three cars back.
- Let me out here.
189
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- We still got three blocks to go.
- Here is fine.
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This is for the ride...
191
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...bring my baggage to me tomorrow,
and you get the other half of this.
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All right.
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Roy Hirsch, 3C.
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- Where could he be?
- Out spending money he doesn't have.
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Are you sure you're
using that properly?
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It's not like it's brain surgery.
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Excuse me.
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- Yeah?
- Mr. Hirsch, you're there.
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I'll handle this.
Mr. Hirsch, this is Madelyn Hayes.
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I've come to talk to you about this
situation you've gotten yourself into.
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Who are you?
Are you with the agency?
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I'm with the agency, but I haven't
come to intimidate or bully you.
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I've come here to reason with you,
to appeal to your sense of fair play.
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Gotta admit, I'm impressed.
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I don't know why
you're so surprised.
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It's like I said before,
people are good.
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Now, where is it?
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Mr. Hirsch, it's Madelyn Hayes
from the agency.
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Mr. Hirsch, I can hear you
moving around in there.
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Could you be a dear
and open the door, please?
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I guess rising to
the occasion takes time.
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- Maybe he didn't hear you.
- Stuff it.
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Come on, Hirsch,
what do you say you let us in...
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...before we have to come in there
and get rough with you.
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00:16:05,704 --> 00:16:07,946
Now, Maddie, there's no need
to bully this man.
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Open this door, you parasite,
you goldbricker, you, you-
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Lowlife?
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Mr. Hirsch?
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He doesn't look too well.
220
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It's an old deadbeat trick.
Make them think you're sick.
221
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Mr. Hirsch, about your indebtedness...
222
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:31,642
...if you could take a minute and
write a cheque for $1450...
223
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...I'm sure this ugly business
would be over.
224
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Isn't this your chequebook here?
Let me bring it to you.
225
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:43,658
You can make that out
to Easy Credit Assurance Company.
226
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:49,032
David, I think this deadbeat is dead.
227
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,915
- Another trick. Stick him with a pin.
- I will not.
228
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- Yank out one of his nose hairs.
- Addison!
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00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:56,963
Rip off all your clothes
and see if he reacts.
230
00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:59,971
You're right, bad idea.
That would kill me.
231
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:02,131
I'll handle this.
232
00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:05,720
Hey, Roy.
233
00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:11,980
Okay, you win.
234
00:17:12,694 --> 00:17:13,939
He's dead.
235
00:17:16,698 --> 00:17:18,821
It's right down here.
236
00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:26,583
It's locked. Must have blown shut.
Guess we'll have to break it down.
237
00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,956
A man is dead. He's not
gonna come to the door.
238
00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:33,586
- Hello.
- Door of the living dead.
239
00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:35,588
Police investigations.
240
00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:39,379
I'm here following up on a possible
homicide on these premises.
241
00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:41,349
On these premises?
242
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,925
You mean, in this building?
243
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,856
Right there in that chair, dead.
Dead as a doornail.
244
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,815
- Deader.
- Miss Hayes...?
245
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,521
- Sir, if I could have your name?
- Roy Hirsch.
246
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,024
I know I'm intrigued.
247
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,569
- This is not the man that was dead.
- Obviously.
248
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,276
He's done something with the body,
hidden it, or put it someplace.
249
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,154
I am who I say I am. Would you like
to search the apartment?
250
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,364
- No.
- Yes.
251
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,740
- A consensus.
- Sir...
252
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,585
...we do not search without
a warrant or a probable cause.
253
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,372
We saw the body. What more
probable cause do you need?
254
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:16,881
Evidence, witness, signs of mayhem,
a victim who doesn't answer his door.
255
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:19,843
- He's got us on points.
- May I ask what you were doing...
256
00:18:20,018 --> 00:18:22,390
...in my apartment
when you saw this dead man?
257
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:27,390
Business. The other Mr. Hirsch
was behind in his car payments.
258
00:18:27,568 --> 00:18:29,395
I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
259
00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:31,894
We represent
the Easy Credit Assurance Company.
260
00:18:32,073 --> 00:18:35,525
Our slogan: " If you gotta go in debt,
ECAC's your best bet. "
261
00:18:35,702 --> 00:18:37,740
You said you were
private investigators.
262
00:18:37,913 --> 00:18:40,748
We are, we're both.
It's very complicated.
263
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,337
Mr. Hirsch, if you'll excuse us,
I'd like to have a word...
264
00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:49,169
...with Mr. Addison
and Miss Hayes out in the hall.
265
00:18:57,559 --> 00:18:59,137
Do you have a licence?
266
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:00,888
Of course we have a licence.
267
00:19:01,063 --> 00:19:03,470
- Do you wanna keep it?
- What are you trying to say?
268
00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:06,484
What I'm trying to say is,
next time you report a murder...
269
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:09,024
...you better make sure
you have a dead body.
270
00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:12,782
Sorry to have disturbed you,
Mr. Hirsch.
271
00:19:15,663 --> 00:19:20,289
- Wait a second.
- Let it lay. Downstairs.
272
00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:25,627
How can you look so calm?
Aren't you mad?
273
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,459
- Mad? I'm excited.
- Excited?
274
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,505
Addison, we were just set up,
made to look like fools.
275
00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:32,968
Tell me something I don't know.
276
00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:36,678
The real Hirsch is dead,
and this new tenant is lying...
277
00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:40,471
...or he is Roy Hirsch and you
and I saw someone else entirely.
278
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,807
Either way,
something is rotten in Cleveland.
279
00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:45,475
- And that doesn't make you mad?
- Mad? Mad?
280
00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:48,571
- How can you get mad at opportunity?
- Opportunity?
281
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:51,361
Maddie, we're investigators, right?
282
00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:53,861
- For the sake of argument, say " right. "
- Right.
283
00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:56,493
Investigators have to have
something to investigate.
284
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:59,204
- I thought we were bill busters.
- Temp work...
285
00:19:59,419 --> 00:20:03,499
...to tide us over until Mother Nature
could deliver unto us a murder.
286
00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,627
- Aren't you forgetting something?
- "Who's the client?"
287
00:20:06,801 --> 00:20:08,510
- Well?
- Well, you always say that.
288
00:20:08,679 --> 00:20:10,553
Stop getting hung up
on technicalities.
289
00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,214
Maddie, we have to create
our own opportunities.
290
00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:16,013
You think Alexander Graham Bell
sat back and said:
291
00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:19,852
"Why am I inventing the phone?
Who am I going to call?"
292
00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:23,062
He went out and invented
the telephone, dialled until people...
293
00:20:23,236 --> 00:20:26,321
...got sick of that ringing. They
went out and bought a phone...
294
00:20:26,489 --> 00:20:28,115
...so they could answer it.
295
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:31,487
- You read that in your book?
- Back of a milk carton.
296
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,951
Maddie, we have to
investigate this murder.
297
00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:36,793
Providence has deposited
a dead body in our path.
298
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,333
Who knows what lies at the end of it?
A reward?
299
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,497
- Contract?
- More dead bodies. Our dead bodies.
300
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,915
- Tonight will tell the tale.
- Tell what tale?
301
00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:47,213
Who really lives in that apartment,
or who's really dead in it.
302
00:20:47,387 --> 00:20:50,342
You really know how to whip up
an evening's entertainment.
303
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,184
How long are we gonna stand here?
304
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,103
Until someone lets us inside.
305
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:02,773
Lets us inside?
306
00:21:02,946 --> 00:21:06,197
This is a security building.
No one's gonna let us inside.
307
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,859
Someone's coming.
308
00:21:09,037 --> 00:21:10,779
Play along with me.
309
00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:13,497
Uncle Leon!
310
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,834
It's me, Davy.
Little David Addison.
311
00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:20,170
I got the batteries
to your hearing aid.
312
00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:22,583
Gosh, sis, he can't hear
to buzz us in.
313
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,297
If he doesn't buzz us in,
he'll never be able to hear.
314
00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:28,722
I couldn't help overhearing.
Is there anything I can do to help?
315
00:21:28,892 --> 00:21:30,849
Oh, wow, sis, it's gonna be all right.
316
00:21:31,018 --> 00:21:34,519
Uncle Leon will be able to play
in the symphony tomorrow after all.
317
00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:37,608
Oh, thank you. Hey, God bless.
318
00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:39,568
God bless you.
319
00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:42,275
And heaven help us all.
320
00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:51,583
Have to make sure nobody's home.
321
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,241
- How do we do that?
- Two-step process.
322
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:56,211
You wait here.
323
00:22:10,479 --> 00:22:12,471
- What are you doing?
- Can't be too careful.
324
00:22:12,648 --> 00:22:16,183
- Clearly there's no one at home.
- Let's just be sure.
325
00:22:52,942 --> 00:22:56,893
- Where did you learn that?
- Camp Kennybrook. Pretty cool, huh?
326
00:22:58,324 --> 00:22:59,652
- Credit card.
- Credit card?
327
00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:01,319
Credit card.
328
00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:10,868
Look, would you be
more comfortable going to a motel?
329
00:23:12,672 --> 00:23:15,792
It doesn't have to be a gold card,
I just want to open the door.
330
00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:18,638
All right, all right.
331
00:23:37,825 --> 00:23:39,734
I gotta get this guy's
cleaning service.
332
00:23:39,911 --> 00:23:41,239
Look at this place.
333
00:23:41,412 --> 00:23:45,030
- Who would have done such a thing?
-7 Santini Brothers?
334
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:50,577
Somebody sure was
looking for something.
335
00:23:50,756 --> 00:23:52,546
What do you think it could be?
336
00:23:52,717 --> 00:23:58,138
Bank loot, crown jewels,
a pair of lost contacts?
337
00:24:16,159 --> 00:24:17,783
Hey!
338
00:24:19,121 --> 00:24:20,827
David!
339
00:24:32,259 --> 00:24:35,794
- What happened?
- Punched myself in the mirror.
340
00:24:39,601 --> 00:24:41,179
David.
341
00:24:42,688 --> 00:24:45,558
What do you think this is?
342
00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:51,736
- Company's coming.
- What do we do now?
343
00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:55,239
Make sure our hands are washed,
the lid's down and we're gone.
344
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,459
Fire escape.
345
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,551
Who is it? Is it the dead man
or the living man?
346
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:16,633
New guy, still alive.
347
00:25:40,752 --> 00:25:43,622
- What's he doing?
- Looking for this.
348
00:26:06,029 --> 00:26:08,318
- He's gone.
- Okay.
349
00:26:12,619 --> 00:26:15,111
David, David, David,
why are we doing this?
350
00:26:15,289 --> 00:26:18,873
- It doesn't make sense. It's crazy.
- This guy knew exactly where to go.
351
00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:20,585
First, we meet a man who's dead.
352
00:26:20,754 --> 00:26:23,624
- Which means that all this killing...
- We meet another man...
353
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:27,298
- ... has something to do with this.
- ... who says he's the man who's dead.
354
00:26:27,468 --> 00:26:31,052
Then the man who's dead is gone,
the man who isn't dead is gone...
355
00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:34,391
- ... everything in the apartment is gone.
- Crazy little rhyme.
356
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:36,103
- There's a new man...
- Passport.
357
00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:39,473
...who isn't the man who's dead.
And isn't the man who's not dead-
358
00:26:39,649 --> 00:26:41,227
- Hirsch's passport.
- I'm tired.
359
00:26:41,401 --> 00:26:43,608
I'm working very hard
and I don't know why.
360
00:26:43,779 --> 00:26:45,985
We're not getting paid.
Why are we doing this?
361
00:26:46,157 --> 00:26:48,992
- To find out who killed Hirsch.
- I don't know who Hirsch is.
362
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,912
Sure we do. He's a Russian spy.
363
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,037
Sorry I asked.
364
00:26:58,504 --> 00:26:59,832
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
365
00:27:00,004 --> 00:27:02,460
If persons are missing,
if objects are lost...
366
00:27:02,633 --> 00:27:05,041
...we'll find them for you
at reasonable cost.
367
00:27:05,218 --> 00:27:07,426
Your runaway husband,
that non-paying louse.
368
00:27:07,596 --> 00:27:10,134
We'll find them for you,
bring them back to the house.
369
00:27:10,308 --> 00:27:13,309
Lost a prize-winning dog?
Lost a prize-winning cat?
370
00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:16,396
We'll find them both for you
in just no time flat.
371
00:27:16,564 --> 00:27:19,352
So tell us your problem,
it'll all work out fine.
372
00:27:19,526 --> 00:27:23,358
Just tell me your problem,
it's why I'm on the line.
373
00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:27,148
No, it was three black...
374
00:27:27,326 --> 00:27:31,110
...two with sugar,
and one tea with lemon on the side.
375
00:27:31,289 --> 00:27:33,994
You can't call in the CIA,
not after all we've invested.
376
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:36,789
If this guy is a Soviet spy,
we shouldn't get involved.
377
00:27:36,961 --> 00:27:38,622
This is a job for the government.
378
00:27:38,798 --> 00:27:41,550
The government? Hasn't
the government got enough to do?
379
00:27:41,717 --> 00:27:44,256
That's the problem.
Nobody wants to do for themselves.
380
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:47,299
- We're not equipped.
- Here, I wanna show you something.
381
00:27:47,474 --> 00:27:49,550
- What is that?
- What is that? What is that?
382
00:27:49,727 --> 00:27:51,518
It's a Jell-O mould. It's a gun.
383
00:27:51,686 --> 00:27:54,012
A serious gun for serious business,
our business.
384
00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:55,897
Me and you
are gonna crack this case.
385
00:27:56,066 --> 00:27:57,560
I don't even know what this is.
386
00:27:57,735 --> 00:28:00,771
I gotta spell it out? A Russian
passport, a secret message.
387
00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:02,986
- What secret message?
- This secret message.
388
00:28:03,158 --> 00:28:05,150
How do you know
this isn't a grocery list?
389
00:28:05,327 --> 00:28:07,403
Because they don't
have groceries in Russia.
390
00:28:07,579 --> 00:28:11,707
No Disneyland. No Three Stooges.
No baseball. Only ballet and roulette.
391
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:15,790
I don't wanna get involved
with spies or Russians or guns.
392
00:28:15,964 --> 00:28:19,546
We're not bill busters, not secret
agents. What we needed is a client.
393
00:28:19,718 --> 00:28:22,635
We got one, a real one.
Waiting in Mr. Addison's office.
394
00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:25,805
- A client? A real one, in this office?
- You're kidding.
395
00:28:25,974 --> 00:28:28,726
Yeah. He is just sitting there.
Playing pool.
396
00:28:28,893 --> 00:28:31,301
- All right.
- It was just a matter of time.
397
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,806
- I guess so.
- What's this client's name?
398
00:28:33,983 --> 00:28:35,774
- Roy Hirsch.
- Roy Hirsch?
399
00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:37,983
Happen to notice
whether this guy's alive?
400
00:28:38,153 --> 00:28:41,155
- What do you think he wants?
- The thing everybody else wants...
401
00:28:41,323 --> 00:28:43,483
...the passport
and the grocery list. Come on.
402
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:48,289
- Where are we going?
- Out of here.
403
00:28:48,457 --> 00:28:51,661
This guy's following us,
and my guess is he's not alone.
404
00:28:56,967 --> 00:29:00,881
- What?
- That's the guy from last night.
405
00:29:01,805 --> 00:29:04,296
Wait a minute, he doesn't know
what were look like.
406
00:29:04,474 --> 00:29:06,551
- Right.
- Looks like he's waiting by our car.
407
00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:09,432
- What do we do now?
- I'll distract him, you get the car.
408
00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:12,440
- Distract him? How?
- I don't know, I'll think of something.
409
00:29:12,608 --> 00:29:15,776
Jump in the car, come get me,
and that'll give us a head start.
410
00:29:15,945 --> 00:29:17,855
- All right.
- All right.
411
00:29:31,129 --> 00:29:33,086
- Some echo.
- What?
412
00:29:33,255 --> 00:29:35,415
Some echo.
413
00:29:49,858 --> 00:29:50,890
Come on, man, help me.
414
00:30:10,755 --> 00:30:11,954
Come on, man.
415
00:30:16,219 --> 00:30:18,011
Now it's your turn. You pick a song.
416
00:30:18,181 --> 00:30:20,387
- Listen, jackass-
- I don't know that one.
417
00:30:20,558 --> 00:30:25,719
I'll tell you what, I'll pick one for you.
You like R&B? Me, I like R&B.
418
00:31:01,019 --> 00:31:04,388
- They're following us!
- Of course, naturally. It's a chase.
419
00:31:07,652 --> 00:31:08,981
I don't wanna do this.
420
00:31:09,153 --> 00:31:12,108
- You gotta, you're driving.
- I got a perfect driving record.
421
00:31:12,282 --> 00:31:15,283
I have no intention of jeopardizing
it with some dumb chase.
422
00:31:18,330 --> 00:31:21,782
I guess that's that, chase is over.
He's caught up with us.
423
00:31:25,171 --> 00:31:27,923
- David, why is he doing that?
- Because you're letting him.
424
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:31,674
- Punch this cow, will you?
- Okay, I will. What does that mean?
425
00:31:31,844 --> 00:31:34,050
Step on the pedal, Gretel.
426
00:31:44,316 --> 00:31:46,855
- What do I do now?
- Far right lane, make a sharp left.
427
00:31:47,028 --> 00:31:48,854
You don't make a left
from the right lane.
428
00:31:49,030 --> 00:31:50,062
We do.
429
00:31:53,702 --> 00:31:55,114
Left into this alley.
430
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,039
- We did it.
- We did it?
431
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:04,920
We did it. We lost him.
432
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,341
They did it. They found us.
433
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,423
Reverse!
434
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,301
- Faster.
- Faster?
435
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:18,425
I don't like driving faster forward,
and I don't like faster backward.
436
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,644
Now, forward.
437
00:32:33,871 --> 00:32:36,410
- Make a left.
- We don't have the right of way.
438
00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:39,287
We're doing 85 miles an hour.
This is no time to debate!
439
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:42,212
Don't yell at me.
If I can't concentrate, I can't drive.
440
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:43,709
Get ready to make the turn.
441
00:32:43,881 --> 00:32:45,377
- What?
- Turn!
442
00:32:57,688 --> 00:32:59,848
- They're still behind us.
- Of course they are.
443
00:33:00,024 --> 00:33:01,685
You have to go faster than them.
444
00:33:04,029 --> 00:33:05,440
David!
445
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,328
- That other car saved us.
- Because he wants us all to himself.
446
00:33:19,505 --> 00:33:20,963
- Hang a right here.
- Why?
447
00:33:21,131 --> 00:33:22,875
Why? Because I said so,
that's why...
448
00:33:23,050 --> 00:33:25,541
...and so far, I've been right
about everything.
449
00:33:34,437 --> 00:33:36,893
All right, so I made one mistake.
450
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,813
CIA! Come out with your hands up!
451
00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:48,158
CIA? We've been running
from the CIA?
452
00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,617
All right, two mistakes.
453
00:33:56,295 --> 00:33:59,000
So Hirsch wasn't a Russian spy?
454
00:33:59,173 --> 00:34:01,212
Double agent.
He posed as a Russian spy.
455
00:34:01,384 --> 00:34:05,169
He let them set him up in an
apartment, credit cards, an identity.
456
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:08,466
They used him to stage
terrorist activities in this country.
457
00:34:08,642 --> 00:34:11,727
But not before he let you know
when the trouble would begin.
458
00:34:11,895 --> 00:34:13,223
Right.
459
00:34:13,396 --> 00:34:16,101
Except after we received
his last communiqué in Lisbon...
460
00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:17,734
...they found him out.
461
00:34:19,529 --> 00:34:23,112
Killed a planeload of people just to
try to stop him from letting us know.
462
00:34:23,283 --> 00:34:26,782
When they realized he changed planes,
they assigned an agent the task...
463
00:34:26,953 --> 00:34:30,323
...of eliminating him. A gentleman
named Arkady Nestovicenko.
464
00:34:30,498 --> 00:34:32,575
The other Roy Hirsch.
465
00:34:32,751 --> 00:34:35,503
His job was to retrieve
the communiqué and to kill Hirsch.
466
00:34:35,671 --> 00:34:39,336
He did the job in the wrong order.
He couldn't locate the communiqué.
467
00:34:39,508 --> 00:34:41,501
So why was he chasing us?
468
00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:43,505
He was convinced you had it.
469
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,008
Why were you chasing him?
470
00:34:45,181 --> 00:34:46,973
Because I was convinced
he was right.
471
00:34:47,142 --> 00:34:50,143
Roy and I were close, I knew where
he kept things. I checked.
472
00:34:50,312 --> 00:34:51,855
Somebody beat me to it.
473
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:55,190
- And you think it was us?
- Look, here's the bottom line.
474
00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:58,645
The Russians are planning
the assassination of one of several...
475
00:34:58,821 --> 00:35:02,357
...Chinese diplomats at a dinner
at the Biltmore, hours from now.
476
00:35:02,575 --> 00:35:06,111
We've beefed up security.
We've alerted all the authorities.
477
00:35:06,288 --> 00:35:10,618
It would make things much easier
if we knew who was the target.
478
00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:12,952
That's what's in the communiqué.
479
00:35:15,131 --> 00:35:16,625
David.
480
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,917
This is not the way
I pictured it would end.
481
00:35:20,095 --> 00:35:22,134
Spies, communiqués.
482
00:35:22,306 --> 00:35:23,883
Can't we have a speedboat chase?
483
00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:27,517
Where's the little fat guy
with the deadly bowler?
484
00:35:27,686 --> 00:35:30,356
- Do you read Russian?
- This guy reads Russian, Stalin...
485
00:35:30,523 --> 00:35:32,730
...taking his time
or beating a deadline.
486
00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:36,275
What's so funny?
487
00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:39,816
They obviously wanted to make sure
they killed the right Chinese man.
488
00:35:39,991 --> 00:35:42,529
The message reads,
"The man with a mole on his nose. "
489
00:35:42,703 --> 00:35:45,787
- "With a mole on his nose"?
- With a mole on his nose.
490
00:35:45,998 --> 00:35:48,489
I appreciate this, your country
appreciates this.
491
00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:53,663
Yeah, well, tell the country
it was no sweat.
492
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,592
I have a great deal to do
and not much time to do it in.
493
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,669
Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison.
494
00:36:01,098 --> 00:36:04,099
- Talk about going out with a whimper.
- But I feel good.
495
00:36:04,269 --> 00:36:07,353
It's nice to know that
because of the work we did...
496
00:36:07,522 --> 00:36:11,056
...a phone call is being made.
Plans are being put into motion.
497
00:36:11,234 --> 00:36:14,319
Because of us, some friendly
dignitary's life is gonna be saved.
498
00:36:14,487 --> 00:36:18,107
- Some international incident avoided.
- Say that again.
499
00:36:18,284 --> 00:36:20,193
- All of it?
- The part about a phone call.
500
00:36:20,368 --> 00:36:22,445
- What phone call?
- Exactly, what phone call?
501
00:36:22,622 --> 00:36:26,406
This guy's racing to find out who's
gonna be assassinated in just hours.
502
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:29,289
He finds out. He doesn't make
the phone call, why?
503
00:36:29,463 --> 00:36:31,502
He didn't trust our phone.
It's bugged?
504
00:36:31,673 --> 00:36:34,544
Maybe he didn't need to know
who's being killed to save him.
505
00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:37,292
Maybe he needed to know
so he could kill him.
506
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,847
What are you doing for dinner
tonight? Feel like a little Chinese?
507
00:37:06,002 --> 00:37:07,118
Name please?
508
00:37:07,296 --> 00:37:08,790
- David Addison.
- Madelyn Hayes.
509
00:37:08,964 --> 00:37:11,456
- You're not on the guest list.
- We're not guests.
510
00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:13,342
We're looking for a man with a mole.
511
00:37:13,511 --> 00:37:14,969
- A mole?
- A mole on his nose.
512
00:37:15,138 --> 00:37:16,846
- What kind of clothes?
- What kind?
513
00:37:17,015 --> 00:37:18,343
What kind do you suppose?
514
00:37:18,516 --> 00:37:21,185
Worn by a man with a mole
on his nose? Who knows?
515
00:37:21,395 --> 00:37:24,680
Did I bother to disclose,
this man with a mole on his nose...
516
00:37:24,857 --> 00:37:29,104
...I'm not sure of anything else, except
he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.
517
00:37:29,278 --> 00:37:31,852
- How do you do that?
- Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.
518
00:37:32,031 --> 00:37:35,781
I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report
I haven't seen anyone of that sort.
519
00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:37,612
Not a man
with a mole on his nose...
520
00:37:37,787 --> 00:37:40,326
...with some kind of clothes
that you can't suppose.
521
00:37:40,498 --> 00:37:43,250
So get away from this door
and get out of this place...
522
00:37:43,419 --> 00:37:46,503
...or I'll have to hurt you,
put my foot in your face.
523
00:37:47,423 --> 00:37:48,834
- Time to go.
- Time to go.
524
00:37:53,054 --> 00:37:55,260
Addison.
525
00:38:07,402 --> 00:38:10,321
- Come on, Maddie, time's a wasting.
- I'm not coming out.
526
00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:14,191
You have to come out. How are we
gonna get in if you don't come out?
527
00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:16,493
- This is humiliating.
- It is not humiliating.
528
00:38:16,663 --> 00:38:20,247
Serving food and drink to people
is an important job.
529
00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:22,126
A vital link in nature's food chain.
530
00:38:22,295 --> 00:38:24,203
I'm talking about this.
531
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:26,338
- What about it?
- Where's the rest of it?
532
00:38:26,508 --> 00:38:28,381
What are you talking about?
533
00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:30,010
I think you look terrific.
534
00:38:30,178 --> 00:38:32,716
I think all of you looks terrific.
535
00:38:32,890 --> 00:38:34,929
You leave any room in there for tips?
536
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,011
That's it!
537
00:38:37,186 --> 00:38:39,856
I'm sorry. You're right.
But we have no choice.
538
00:38:40,064 --> 00:38:43,398
Just remember, you're dressed
like that for America...
539
00:38:43,568 --> 00:38:47,400
...and I, for one, salute you.
540
00:38:47,613 --> 00:38:49,239
Salute you, Addison.
541
00:38:49,408 --> 00:38:51,733
That's good. I like that.
542
00:38:52,536 --> 00:38:56,236
Okay, ready? Look waitery.
543
00:39:02,797 --> 00:39:05,586
I said, " Bubba, I don't care
what country you're from...
544
00:39:05,759 --> 00:39:08,962
...in America, we eat with our forks. "
545
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:14,768
So now what do we do?
546
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:17,427
Look for the CIA guy or
the Chinese guy with a mole.
547
00:39:17,606 --> 00:39:19,895
- And if one of us finds one of them?
- Holler.
548
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:22,058
- Watch it.
- You watch it.
549
00:40:10,872 --> 00:40:12,532
May I have more champagne, please?
550
00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:15,324
- The mole.
- Picture, please.
551
00:40:18,631 --> 00:40:22,166
- You. What are you doing here?
- Me?
552
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,211
We've replaced this banquet hall's
real coffee...
553
00:40:26,389 --> 00:40:28,014
...with frozen crystals.
554
00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:30,428
Maddie!
555
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:39,143
David!
556
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,361
- What are you doing?
- I've been clean for years!
557
00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:45,609
Why does everybody
keep asking me that?
558
00:41:25,537 --> 00:41:27,365
See that?
559
00:41:30,334 --> 00:41:33,869
Who says you can't bring
the countries of the world together...
560
00:41:34,047 --> 00:41:37,333
...resolve our differences in
a civilized and orderly way? Whoa!
561
00:41:37,747 --> 00:41:39,067
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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