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You might as well
take your money and burn it.
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He's not a distance horse.
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Six furlongs, he's gonna get
blown off the map.
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-Why do you say that?
-Hey, what am l, talking to myself?
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Hey, go ahead. You got money to
throw on the street...
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...go right ahead, pal.
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l could call, but l don't think
it's a good idea. l'll tell you why.
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lt would come dangerously close to
earning your 1 0 percent?
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-Come on, don't get defensive on me.
-l'm being defensive?
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You're getting that tone
in your voice.
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Yeah, you got an attitude problem.
lt's all over town.
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You are not hearing me.
l am leaving in exactly five minutes.
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l have to meet my attorney
across town...
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...and l make a point of being
on time for my appointments.
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No, thanks, six is my limit.
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Mrs. Kendrick, l'm sure
David will be here any minute.
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You do understand,
l really need those pictures today.
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-The hearing's the day after tomorrow.
-l do understand.
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Do you? Do you realize
how much this means to me?
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l know there's a lot of
money involved.
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Miss Hayes, if l can't convince
the lawyer by Friday...
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...if l can't produce solid evidence
that my husband's pleas of poverty...
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...are a crock of what
this coffee tastes like...
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...l am gonna
be forced to take his offer.
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Now, that isn't even enough money
to pay the gardener.
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You have a very strong case.
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We have photos of your husband
in the yacht he claims he sold...
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...the Ferrari he bought his girlfriend,
the bill with his signature.
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None of which does me a bit of good
until l hold it in my hand.
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l'm sure David will be here.
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Yes, l know. Any minute.
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-Excuse me.
-l'm with Mr. Springsteen's party.
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-l'll find him.
-There he is. David.
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Mrs. Kendrick, good morning.
Sorry l'm a little late.
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No, Mr. Addison, you're a lot late.
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The important thing is you made it.
Stay downwind.
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l don't have time for small talk.
l'd just like the photos.
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-Photos?
-The pictures.
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-The pictures?
-The pictures l hired you to take.
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The pictures we've been
waiting for you to bring.
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The pictures without which
you can kiss your retainer goodbye.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, those pictures.
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Would you settle for 1 000 words?
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Miss Hayes, l think you will agree...
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-...l've been patient.
-Mrs. Kendrick, don't you think--?
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-Good day.
-No, she doesn't.
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Now, look, before you get mad....
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Too late.
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Tough table.
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-Maddie.
-Leave me alone. l hate you.
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lt wasn't my fault.
The freeway was jammed.
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-There was a big accident.
-What, a gin truck overturn?
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Good morning, Miss Hayes.
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-Yes, Miss Hayes.
-So that's it?
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Gonna go hide in your office
and be mad at me?
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l'm not mad at you. l hate you.
l despise you.
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l loathe the ground
under which you burrow.
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Maybe it was the wind?
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-Are you in trouble?
-Trouble, me?
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Trouble's my middle name.
l laugh at trouble.
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l tickle trouble under the chin.
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-Miss Hayes seemed a little upset.
-Miss Hayes is always a little upset.
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She'll get over it, you'll see.
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She'll come crawling out
before you can say--
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Get in here!
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She's nuts about me.
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l wanna know why you were late,
forgot the photographs...
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...and why you smell like
you slept in a cesspool.
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Was l supposed to leave the guy
trapped in a burning car...
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...because l didn't wanna singe
my cufflinks?
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David, that is a stupid lie.
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That is not a stupid lie.
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''My dog ate my term paper''
is a stupid lie.
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''Of course we can still be friends''
is a stupid lie.
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l happen to think you can buy
''wreck on the freeway''...
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...and still hold your head up.
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-No sale, huh?
-Not at half the price.
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Look, for the sake of argument,
let's just say it was my fault.
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Has it ever occurred to you that maybe
l am a normal human being...
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-Never occurred to me.
-...capable of an honest mistake?
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-Honest mistake?
-Yes, honest mistake.
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-Haven't you heard of human error?
-Yes, but how would that apply to you?
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l'm talking about everyday mishaps,
like forgetting to set the alarm...
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-l'm not listening.
-...losing directions...
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-Wasting your breath.
-...waking up in a bar...
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-...with a cop taking your pulse.
-l knew it.
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A little free advice: Never order
a drink called a ''vicious virgin.''
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-Don't order five in a row.
-You know our financial situation.
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You know the money
the case could bring.
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Yet you walk in here...
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...looking like the wrath of God,
smelling like a wine cellar.
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-A wine buyer.
-Having forgotten why we're there.
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Are you embarrassed, guilt-ridden?
No, it doesn't even phase you.
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Nonsense,
l'm as phased as the next guy.
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-See what l mean?
-Look, Maddie, what is the big deal?
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One night in two years,
l drink too much...
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...sleep too little and don't shower.
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-l overslept.
-lf you cared...
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...you wouldn't be doing
this routine.
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You'd be apologizing,
you'd be trying to make amends.
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Make amends?
l never even seen an amend.
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-Out!
-Out?
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Out of my office, my sight,
my zip code.
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Go somewhere.
Need l be more specific?
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Let's take a moment for
a perspective check.
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l do not think that this is
the end of life as we know it.
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The headline won't read,
''Addison Blows Case...
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-...World Self-Destructs.''
-lt's not the case, it's you.
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l'm sick of not being able to
depend on you.
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You can depend on me...
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...a great deal of the time.
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Why do l bother?
Why do l put myself through this?
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Why don't l just give up and accept
that you're incapable of acting...
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-...like a responsible adult.
-Wrong.
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-Wrong?
-Wrong. lncorrect.
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You lose all your accumulated points
and the Broyhill dinette set.
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Are you telling me you are
a dependable person?
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No. l'm telling you that l am...
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...not incapable of being
a dependable person.
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-Please.
-lt's the truth.
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l'd be the picture of dependability
if l wanted.
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You're saying that the way you are
is a conscious choice...
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...''conscious'' being a relative term.
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-ls that it?
-Yeah.
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And this is not an unfortunate genetic
mishap, but something you work at?
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-Right on, brother.
-Any day, you could choose to be...
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-...a different person?
-Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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You had better luck with
the freeway story.
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You think people's behavior patterns
are decided at birth...
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...like eye color or gender,
or that they become irresponsible...
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...because they aren't getting
enough vitamins?
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l love your logic. ''l'm a jerk, but
it's voluntary, so that makes it okay.''
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Let me tell you something, baby.
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l think it's safe to assume
that l've been down...
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-...a few more roads than you.
-Or slept in more gutters.
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l figured out which roads are for me,
which are for others...
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...and where the dead ends are.
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Could we bring
this conversation to one?
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That the way l choose to be differs
from the way you choose to be...
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...doesn't give you any right to get
on your morally superior high horse.
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-ls that so?
-Yes, that's so.
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Well, that's kind of nice for
the irresponsible team.
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Count on us to cover for you so you'll
be free to do whatever you please.
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What if l'd wanted
to pass out in a bar?
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Nobody would've stopped you.
A lot of people would've helped you.
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And who would've met
Mrs. Kendrick for breakfast?
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You don't have a quick answer
for that one, do you?
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What's the matter, wit well run dry?
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Yeah, l guess so. Am l excused?
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-l'm not sure l'm through talking.
-Well, l'm sure l'm through listening.
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David.
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-David.
-Don't.
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l just called Mrs. Kendrick, and she's
willing to give us another chance.
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We're meeting with her
tomorrow morning.
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-l can't.
-Excuse me?
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-l have to go to New York.
-New York?
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Yeah. l have to leave right away.
l'll just be gone a couple of days.
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l see.
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Funny, l don't remember you
asking me for the time off.
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l just got a call.
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Something came up.
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Old friend throwing a party
you can't miss?
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Some old friend throwing a funeral.
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His own.
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Oh, David, l'm sorry.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Who was it?
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A guy l used to know when l lived
in the Village in New York.
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Rolled his car over on
the Jersey Turnpike this morning.
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l thought l was having a bad day.
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When was the last time
you saw him?
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-About nine years ago.
-But you kept in touch.
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Not really.
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l don't mean to seem cold...
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...but l think you could get away with
sending a nice wreath.
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lt's not that simple.
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Everybody l know is gonna be
at this funeral.
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-l'm sure they'd understand.
-l-- l can't.
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l have an obligation.
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To some guy you haven't seen
in a decade?
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He's more than
just some guy, Maddie.
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-Even if he's your friend--
-He's more than my friend.
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l was sort of related to him
for a while.
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l was sort of married to his sister.
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-Come in.
-Miss Hayes?
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Would you like me to get you
a sandwich or something?
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You think you know a person.
You think a person's your friend.
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You think there's nothing
anyone can tell you about them...
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...that would come as a shock.
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Mr. Addison?
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What?
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He's gay, isn't he?
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Mr. Addison?
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Mr. Addison's been married.
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Has he?
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That's better than gay.
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l guess it's no big deal that
he never mentioned it.
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No reason why
he should have mentioned it.
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-Mr. Addison, married.
-lt's not like he tried to hide it.
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Gosh, somewhere in the world,
there's a Mrs. Mr. Addison.
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Yeah. No.
A former Mrs. Mr. Addison.
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l mean, boy.
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Well, we've wasted enough time on
this mildly interesting development.
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Think the traffic's
died down by now?
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What do you suppose
she looks like?
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l don't know. How would l know?
l haven't given it a thought.
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-Not at all?
-Well, maybe a little.
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But if it took him this long
to tell anybody...
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...l'm not holding my breath waiting for
him to bring the wedding pictures in.
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l'll take this drawer,
you take that one!
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Don't worry. He buys those
only for the articles.
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And l suppose this is for
the fine print.
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We're wasting our time.
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There's nothing here
but junk and smut.
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Besides, l don't even care
what she looks like.
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lt's late. You really should go home.
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Mrs. Mr. Addison.
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The former Mrs. Mr. Addison.
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David, married.
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Greenwich Village.
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Yes. Could you tell me,
what is the next flight to New York?
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Bill.
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William.
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Bill, Fish, what are you
trying to prove?
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They'll only give us
one pitcher of beer at a time?
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l mean, what is the deal with that?
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We're having my wake
somewhere else.
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-You're gonna die.
-Yeah, okay, sure, fine.
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Anyway, he used to get real depressed
about anything, about everything.
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He used to call me
at 4:30 in the morning...
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...crying about some movie
he'd just seen on TV...
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...or some story he read
in the paper.
233
00:21:56,789 --> 00:21:58,689
l half think he saw that car coming...
234
00:21:58,857 --> 00:22:01,587
...and just decided
he didn't wanna get out of the way.
235
00:22:05,563 --> 00:22:07,360
What the hell happened
to your hair?
236
00:22:16,505 --> 00:22:20,168
Yeah, what in the hell
happened to your hair, T.C.?
237
00:22:22,644 --> 00:22:24,737
T.C.?
238
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,846
Top Cat
239
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,841
That indisputable
240
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:37,251
Tom Cat
Whose intellectual
241
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:41,791
Close friends get to call him T. C.
242
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:46,691
Providing it's with dignity
243
00:22:47,698 --> 00:22:49,255
Top Cat
244
00:22:49,432 --> 00:22:55,063
The most disputable leader
Of the gang
245
00:22:55,237 --> 00:22:57,569
He's the chief
He's the king
246
00:22:57,739 --> 00:23:02,198
But above everything
247
00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:04,901
He's the most tiptop
248
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:09,640
-Hippety hop
-Top Cat!
249
00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:15,720
Yeah.
250
00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:18,255
To Jimmy, boys.
251
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,482
To Jimmer.
252
00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:32,095
Did he ever do that to you?
253
00:23:32,902 --> 00:23:36,393
Call you up
in the middle of the night, crying?
254
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:41,167
Yeah.
255
00:23:43,611 --> 00:23:45,703
l'd just hang up on him.
256
00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:56,112
-Where are you going?
-What, do you wanna watch?
257
00:23:59,457 --> 00:24:02,721
What the hell do you think
happened to his hair?
258
00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:08,490
How would you like to bill this call?
259
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:14,568
Yeah, charge this to my home number,
please, 2 1 3-555-6867.
260
00:24:14,736 --> 00:24:17,466
-One moment.
-Thank you.
261
00:24:19,239 --> 00:24:22,140
Hi, this is Maddie Hayes.
I'm not here right now...
262
00:24:22,309 --> 00:24:24,503
...but please leave
your name and number...
263
00:24:24,677 --> 00:24:26,872
...and I'll get right back to you.
264
00:24:29,515 --> 00:24:31,812
Hi, it's me.
265
00:24:33,051 --> 00:24:37,419
l got in okay. Everything's fine.
266
00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:41,081
The funeral is tomorrow.
267
00:24:41,924 --> 00:24:45,860
l'll be home late Thursday,
be in the office Friday.
268
00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:53,066
So if you need anything,
you can reach me at the hotel.
269
00:24:55,736 --> 00:24:58,135
What are you doing out this late?
270
00:25:20,623 --> 00:25:22,557
l know you're wondering
what l'm doing here.
271
00:25:22,725 --> 00:25:24,158
l don't know myself.
272
00:25:24,326 --> 00:25:27,761
Somewhere over Arizona...
273
00:25:27,929 --> 00:25:31,386
...l realized l shouldn't be
on this plane.
274
00:25:31,565 --> 00:25:33,294
By then, there was nothing
l could do.
275
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,992
So here l am
and the only explanation l have...
276
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:39,400
...is l guess l thought
l could help you.
277
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,606
l don't know why
l thought that, but l did.
278
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,641
But don't worry.
Don't worry, l can leave.
279
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:48,904
l already checked. There's a flight
back to L.A. in an hour.
280
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,571
lf l catch a cab now, l can make it.
281
00:25:54,517 --> 00:26:00,614
Except that l'm really exhausted
and l'd kind of like to get some rest.
282
00:26:01,790 --> 00:26:07,591
Only if l stayed, l thought
l'd like to be sort of nearby.
283
00:26:07,762 --> 00:26:09,491
l asked about the room next door...
284
00:26:09,664 --> 00:26:12,791
...and the man at the desk
said he wouldn't give it to me...
285
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,900
...unless you said it was okay.
286
00:26:16,769 --> 00:26:21,229
So l guess you have
to tell him it's okay.
287
00:26:24,409 --> 00:26:27,104
Unless it isn't okay.
288
00:26:27,277 --> 00:26:30,178
l feel like an ass.
289
00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:33,008
l know l'm not making much sense.
290
00:26:33,182 --> 00:26:37,983
What l'm trying to say is
that l'm really sorry about your friend.
291
00:26:38,153 --> 00:26:40,713
l mean, about your brother-in-law.
292
00:26:40,889 --> 00:26:43,483
And if l seemed a little frosty
when you told me...
293
00:26:43,657 --> 00:26:49,356
...it's only because l was so surprised
that you'd been married...
294
00:26:49,529 --> 00:26:51,895
...which is stupid, right?
295
00:26:53,032 --> 00:26:57,229
l mean, why should l think you would
have told me you were married?
296
00:26:57,402 --> 00:27:01,132
l mean, l understand
that there are things...
297
00:27:01,939 --> 00:27:04,203
...we'll never talk about.
298
00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:07,939
There should be things.
299
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:15,172
Pieces, pockets of our lives,
that are private.
300
00:27:16,986 --> 00:27:21,251
l mean, l certainly
have plenty of things...
301
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:25,721
...l've never talked to you about.
302
00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:29,089
l mean, it's not like we have
that kind of relationship.
303
00:27:29,262 --> 00:27:30,923
lt's not like we're....
304
00:27:42,373 --> 00:27:44,534
You know, l just realized
what l should do.
305
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:46,470
l should go catch that airplane so--
306
00:27:46,643 --> 00:27:48,611
Don't go.
307
00:27:50,746 --> 00:27:52,509
l want you to stay.
308
00:27:56,651 --> 00:28:01,452
l'll tell the-- l'll tell the guy
at the desk you're my sister.
309
00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:07,551
My mother.
310
00:28:08,227 --> 00:28:10,855
l'll tell him l'm your father.
311
00:28:14,632 --> 00:28:17,328
You can have the room next door.
312
00:28:28,144 --> 00:28:30,043
l'll see you in a minute.
313
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:50,324
You awake?
314
00:29:05,841 --> 00:29:08,332
You came all the way out here.
315
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,412
You came all the way out here.
Why did you do that?
316
00:29:17,684 --> 00:29:20,016
l don't know.
317
00:29:21,988 --> 00:29:23,387
l don't know.
318
00:29:39,202 --> 00:29:41,796
That was a pretty lousy thing
l did to you, wasn't it?
319
00:29:44,106 --> 00:29:48,599
l mean, telling you l was married
and then hopping on a plane.
320
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,576
Well, l knew what l was doing.
321
00:29:52,179 --> 00:29:54,339
l knew that it stunk.
322
00:29:56,383 --> 00:29:59,147
l just didn't wanna talk about it.
323
00:30:01,387 --> 00:30:03,378
lt wasn't very important anyway.
324
00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:05,886
She wasn't very important anyway.
325
00:30:06,057 --> 00:30:09,220
What was she like?
What happened?
326
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,753
What was she like?
What happened?
327
00:30:15,299 --> 00:30:18,790
l really knew her
just about all my life.
328
00:30:20,836 --> 00:30:23,167
Grade school, high school.
329
00:30:23,338 --> 00:30:26,136
We used to walk to school together.
330
00:30:27,107 --> 00:30:29,439
And one day,
we were walking to school...
331
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:33,136
...and it was raining, and neither of us
really wanted to go to school anyway.
332
00:30:33,313 --> 00:30:36,077
lt was the last place
we wanted to be.
333
00:30:36,249 --> 00:30:39,149
So we went back to her house,
and like l said, it was raining.
334
00:30:39,318 --> 00:30:43,084
And it was raining all the way home,
so we were soaking wet.
335
00:30:43,255 --> 00:30:45,449
And we took our clothes off.
336
00:30:48,025 --> 00:30:50,652
You know,
what's really funny is...
337
00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:56,389
...l cannot remember
any other thing about that day.
338
00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:03,569
The second that we started...
339
00:31:04,339 --> 00:31:07,705
...l felt so safe.
340
00:31:08,542 --> 00:31:11,272
Then l was scared. l was scared.
341
00:31:11,445 --> 00:31:13,969
l mean, l had been
with other girls, you know.
342
00:31:14,146 --> 00:31:15,613
l mean, l had fooled around.
343
00:31:15,781 --> 00:31:18,510
But this was really special.
This was really special.
344
00:31:18,683 --> 00:31:22,244
Like, my mind is going crazy.
One side of my brain is saying:
345
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:25,320
''You wanna work in a gas station
for the rest of your life?''
346
00:31:25,489 --> 00:31:26,956
That's the story you always hear.
347
00:31:27,124 --> 00:31:28,988
Eighteen-year-old
knocks up some girl...
348
00:31:29,158 --> 00:31:31,319
...gets married,
has to work in a gas station.
349
00:31:31,494 --> 00:31:35,088
But the other side of my brain--
The other side of my brain is going:
350
00:31:35,263 --> 00:31:38,824
''Everything is just fine, Dave.''
351
00:31:43,804 --> 00:31:48,797
Anyway, as soon as we were done--
The second we were done...
352
00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:53,172
...it got really weird. l just got up
and got dressed and left.
353
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,677
And l really didn't have
anyplace to go.
354
00:31:55,848 --> 00:31:57,280
So l'm just walking around.
355
00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:59,313
And while l'm walking around,
in my head...
356
00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,145
...l'm having
a conversation with God.
357
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:06,722
l'm saying, ''God, please, please,
l will never, ever do it again.
358
00:32:06,890 --> 00:32:08,982
Please, just don't let her
get pregnant.''
359
00:32:09,358 --> 00:32:13,453
And in my mind, all l see is me
in a blue Sunoco uniform...
360
00:32:13,628 --> 00:32:16,529
...with ''Dave'' stitched
over the pocket.
361
00:32:23,504 --> 00:32:28,440
Anyway, l guess God had
something else on his mind.
362
00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:34,375
We had to get married,
and the baby didn't make it.
363
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:39,679
So anyway,
she wants to be an actress...
364
00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:43,478
...and her brother Jimmy lived in
New York, so we moved to New York.
365
00:32:43,653 --> 00:32:46,815
Got a place down on Ninth Street.
366
00:32:46,989 --> 00:32:49,150
lt was early '70s, really a wild time.
367
00:32:49,324 --> 00:32:52,293
l was tending bar,
she was going to class.
368
00:32:53,261 --> 00:32:57,357
And one day l come home and find
the census-taker on top of her...
369
00:32:57,532 --> 00:33:01,467
...getting all kinds of pertinent
information that isn't on the form.
370
00:33:05,738 --> 00:33:10,606
See? l told you
it wasn't very important.
371
00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:13,567
l'm sorry.
372
00:33:15,813 --> 00:33:19,977
lt was a long time ago. Good night.
373
00:33:29,891 --> 00:33:32,051
Maddie, you awake? l gotta go.
374
00:33:32,226 --> 00:33:34,285
Just a second.
375
00:33:40,233 --> 00:33:42,064
Good morning.
376
00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:46,598
Hello.
377
00:33:48,173 --> 00:33:49,799
Why are you looking at me
like that?
378
00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:52,437
-No reason.
-No reason?
379
00:33:52,610 --> 00:33:55,237
-You're wearing black.
-l know. We're going to a funeral.
380
00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:58,973
l used to wear hot pink to funerals,
but l felt guilty about waking the dead.
381
00:34:01,217 --> 00:34:04,186
ls there some subtlety to
this conversation that l'm missing?
382
00:34:07,689 --> 00:34:12,625
Did you not want me to go
with you to this funeral?
383
00:34:15,028 --> 00:34:18,360
Of course. Of course you didn't.
384
00:34:18,531 --> 00:34:20,829
Look, it's nothing personal.
385
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,900
l just haven't seen these people
for a long time. You understand.
386
00:34:24,069 --> 00:34:26,367
l understand.
387
00:34:26,538 --> 00:34:30,166
-No, you don't understand.
-Yes, l do understand.
388
00:34:30,341 --> 00:34:31,706
-No, you don't.
-Yes, l do.
389
00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:34,776
-No, you don't.
-Yes, l do.
390
00:34:34,944 --> 00:34:36,673
-Fine. Good.
-Fine. Good.
391
00:34:36,846 --> 00:34:39,279
-l'm going.
-Go!
392
00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,796
-You're mad?
-l thought you were going.
393
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,363
You are mad. You're mad
because l'm not taking you.
394
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,830
What makes you think l'm mad?
395
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:05,868
The way you're sitting there,
not looking at me. Look at me.
396
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,298
l'm not mad!
397
00:35:07,471 --> 00:35:09,905
l don't believe this.
l do not believe this!
398
00:35:10,073 --> 00:35:12,540
We are in New York City, Maddie.
399
00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,609
You are a $5 cab ride away
from at least 1 50 department stores.
400
00:35:15,778 --> 00:35:17,768
Not to mention restaurants,
theaters, museums.
401
00:35:17,946 --> 00:35:20,210
You're mad because
l'm not taking you to a funeral.
402
00:35:20,382 --> 00:35:22,577
l was looking forward to this funeral.
403
00:35:27,621 --> 00:35:30,145
lt's not that l don't wanna take you.
404
00:35:30,323 --> 00:35:35,259
lt's just l don't wanna take you,
not to this funeral.
405
00:35:41,432 --> 00:35:44,162
Look, look....
406
00:35:44,335 --> 00:35:47,428
Here. Pick a funeral.
407
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,868
Here. l'll take you
to any one of these funerals.
408
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,667
Here. Look, this sounds good
right here, huh?
409
00:35:52,841 --> 00:35:54,308
Come on, this sounds like fun.
410
00:35:54,476 --> 00:35:59,606
''Short eulogy, open casket,
dinner, drinks, open bar.''
411
00:36:07,554 --> 00:36:09,316
Maddie...
412
00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:14,816
...getting me to go to this thing
was the hardest thing l've ever done.
413
00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:19,555
l just can't take you.
414
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:29,704
What time do you think
you'll be back?
415
00:36:32,307 --> 00:36:35,606
l don't know. Funeral starts at noon.
416
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,301
Probably be something
at somebody's house. l don't know.
417
00:36:38,479 --> 00:36:41,606
Well, don't worry.
Stay as long as you want. l'll be fine.
418
00:36:42,882 --> 00:36:43,974
Will you?
419
00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:48,211
What time do you think?
420
00:36:50,155 --> 00:36:52,645
l don't know, 5:00 maybe.
421
00:36:52,824 --> 00:36:55,622
Five? Great. Have fun.
422
00:36:56,427 --> 00:36:57,985
Might be later than that.
423
00:36:58,161 --> 00:37:00,823
Fine. Whenever.
424
00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:18,171
-A fabulous set.
-A brand-new car!
425
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,482
Madison residence.
426
00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:10,950
Hello? Hello?
427
00:38:41,814 --> 00:38:44,611
-Hello.
-Hello.
428
00:38:44,982 --> 00:38:46,210
l hope l'm not too late.
429
00:38:46,384 --> 00:38:50,683
l don't mean to bother anyone.
l just would like to pay my respects.
430
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,527
l'm Jimmy's aunt Rosemary.
431
00:39:00,696 --> 00:39:03,562
Nice to meet you.
l'm Maddie. Maddie Hayes.
432
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:06,257
Can l help you find someone?
433
00:39:06,434 --> 00:39:08,697
No, thanks. l'll just look around.
434
00:39:08,869 --> 00:39:12,565
-Are you a friend of Jimmy's?
-Yes.
435
00:39:12,739 --> 00:39:15,367
Well, a long time ago.
436
00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:20,705
l'm sure he wouldn't remember me.
l mean, if he could.
437
00:39:21,646 --> 00:39:24,580
Actually, l didn't know Jimmy.
438
00:39:24,749 --> 00:39:25,943
You didn't?
439
00:39:26,117 --> 00:39:29,347
No, l knew of him
from someone else. His sister.
440
00:39:29,753 --> 00:39:32,381
-You know Tess?
-Tess?
441
00:39:32,555 --> 00:39:35,523
Yes, l did. A long time ago.
442
00:39:35,824 --> 00:39:38,691
Well, why didn't you say so?
l'll go find her for you.
443
00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:40,987
That's okay.
You don't have to bother.
444
00:39:41,162 --> 00:39:43,630
Excuse me.
445
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:47,597
-Were you looking for me?
-Yes, she was.
446
00:39:48,568 --> 00:39:51,400
You remember her,
your old friend?
447
00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,470
What did you say your name was?
448
00:39:53,639 --> 00:39:55,766
Maddie. Maddie Hayes.
449
00:39:57,642 --> 00:39:59,974
lt was a long time ago.
l'm sure you don't remember.
450
00:40:01,312 --> 00:40:05,680
l'm sorry, you were right.
l don't remember.
451
00:40:05,849 --> 00:40:07,646
When exactly
did we know each other?
452
00:40:09,552 --> 00:40:11,918
ls there somewhere
we could talk privately?
453
00:40:20,728 --> 00:40:25,255
lt's a little chilly,
but you can't beat the view.
454
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,198
This is very awkward. l'm sorry.
455
00:40:29,369 --> 00:40:31,302
We don't know each other.
We've never met.
456
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:35,702
-l'm a friend of David's.
-David Addison?
457
00:40:39,644 --> 00:40:41,373
Do you happen
to know where he is?
458
00:40:41,546 --> 00:40:44,013
l thought maybe he was here.
459
00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:47,343
He hasn't been here.
No one's seen him all day.
460
00:40:47,516 --> 00:40:50,974
-He wasn't at the funeral?
-No.
461
00:40:51,153 --> 00:40:53,552
Believe me, l looked.
462
00:40:53,721 --> 00:40:55,621
l really wanted to talk to him.
463
00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:57,587
You did?
464
00:40:59,026 --> 00:41:02,427
l've been wanting to talk
to him for nine years.
465
00:41:02,596 --> 00:41:07,555
l've called, l've written.
He never answers.
466
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:11,065
l thought l had him cornered
this time, but....
467
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:14,399
He left the hotel at 1 1 this morning.
468
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:17,132
Don't worry. l'm sure he's okay.
469
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,333
You know David.
470
00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:25,009
He probably just wasn't in the mood
for a funeral today.
471
00:41:26,748 --> 00:41:28,306
Maybe he just couldn't face you.
472
00:41:29,818 --> 00:41:31,285
He told you about it?
473
00:41:35,456 --> 00:41:40,449
Well, l guess that's his right.
474
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,685
l'm just surprised.
475
00:41:44,864 --> 00:41:47,856
l've known David
since we were kids.
476
00:41:49,334 --> 00:41:53,703
Bearing his soul
is not his strong suit.
477
00:41:54,938 --> 00:41:57,907
Well, we're pretty close.
478
00:41:58,909 --> 00:42:01,274
l mean, close, but not....
479
00:42:01,444 --> 00:42:03,503
lt doesn't matter.
480
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,812
l just know that David
still feels badly.
481
00:42:07,616 --> 00:42:12,552
l just wish he could
put it behind him.
482
00:42:13,354 --> 00:42:18,347
l mean, l know there is no chance
that we'll ever be close again.
483
00:42:18,525 --> 00:42:21,494
l would just feel so much better...
484
00:42:22,761 --> 00:42:25,992
...if he could even stand to be
in the same room with me.
485
00:42:28,432 --> 00:42:32,163
l'm sure that's not it.
l'm sure a lot of it is...
486
00:42:32,336 --> 00:42:35,270
...that David doesn't wanna be
in the same room with your--
487
00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:39,873
-That guy.
-What guy?
488
00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:43,739
That guy. Your guy.
The guy he walked in on you with.
489
00:42:50,884 --> 00:42:53,114
What?
490
00:42:53,287 --> 00:42:57,017
Another man? ls that--?
491
00:42:59,392 --> 00:43:02,189
Of course that's what he told you.
492
00:43:03,128 --> 00:43:05,722
Well, l have to hand it to him.
493
00:43:05,897 --> 00:43:09,923
At least he was
in the neighborhood of the truth.
494
00:43:12,036 --> 00:43:14,731
l don't understand
what you're saying.
495
00:43:16,472 --> 00:43:21,272
Well, honest Dave
left out a minor detail.
496
00:43:22,044 --> 00:43:26,036
lt's true. He walked in on me
and someone else.
497
00:43:27,281 --> 00:43:29,840
But it wasn't another man.
498
00:43:32,686 --> 00:43:34,586
Then in my sophomore year...
499
00:43:34,754 --> 00:43:39,486
...l had this incident with
my chemistry teacher, Mrs. Doherty.
500
00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:42,888
l won't bore you
with all the gruesome details.
501
00:43:44,329 --> 00:43:46,296
But it had to do with
a suggestion l made...
502
00:43:46,463 --> 00:43:51,627
...concerning part of her anatomy and
the business end of a Bunsen burner.
503
00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:57,038
Don't worry about the meter.
504
00:44:03,844 --> 00:44:07,041
l'm playing hooky
from my brother-in-law's funeral.
505
00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:12,344
l didn't plan on it.
506
00:44:13,853 --> 00:44:16,150
l mean, l don't think l planned on it.
507
00:44:25,261 --> 00:44:30,358
l mean, it's not like
l don't wanna see her.
508
00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:34,362
lt's just that l know Tess.
509
00:44:34,536 --> 00:44:38,301
lf l see her, she's gonna
wanna talk about what happened.
510
00:44:38,473 --> 00:44:40,065
She's gonna wanna analyze it.
511
00:44:40,241 --> 00:44:43,141
She's gonna want me
to tell her l'm okay with it.
512
00:44:43,310 --> 00:44:48,042
Well, l'm okay with it!
As long as l don't gotta think about it.
513
00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:56,750
And l got this other woman
back at the hotel.
514
00:44:56,921 --> 00:44:59,753
l don't know what is going on
in her mind.
515
00:45:00,624 --> 00:45:03,991
She flies all the way out here,
there must be something.
516
00:45:10,632 --> 00:45:13,123
l didn't tell her the whole truth.
517
00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:17,001
You know, l told her
the most important part.
518
00:45:17,938 --> 00:45:21,134
But look, let's face it.
519
00:45:21,307 --> 00:45:25,641
A person in bed with your wife is
a person in bed with your wife.
520
00:45:25,812 --> 00:45:28,678
Gender is not the main issue.
521
00:45:28,847 --> 00:45:32,213
Now, if this makes me a jerk,
then l guess l'm a jerk, huh?
522
00:45:40,657 --> 00:45:42,386
Yeah.
523
00:45:43,359 --> 00:45:45,691
Well, everybody's entitled
to their opinion.
524
00:46:57,453 --> 00:46:58,886
She was there with that guy.
525
00:46:59,055 --> 00:47:00,613
What guy?
526
00:47:00,790 --> 00:47:02,120
You know, at the funeral.
527
00:47:02,290 --> 00:47:04,815
My ex-wife's guy. That guy.
528
00:47:05,193 --> 00:47:07,524
Oh, him.
529
00:47:08,796 --> 00:47:11,321
Yeah, somebody told me
they were getting married.
530
00:47:11,499 --> 00:47:15,093
Really? About time.
531
00:47:15,268 --> 00:47:19,397
Yeah, l guess so.
532
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,903
Wake me up when we're in the cab.
533
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:30,773
-David?
-Maddie.
534
00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:35,345
Want half the blanket?
535
00:47:35,518 --> 00:47:39,454
We'll figure that out
when we get to your place.
536
00:47:41,256 --> 00:47:44,657
Yeah, thanks.
537
00:47:48,462 --> 00:47:50,862
lf l can borrow half a shoulder.
538
00:47:51,031 --> 00:47:54,363
Only for about
the next 20 or 30 years.
539
00:47:54,534 --> 00:47:56,468
Then l'm gonna need it back.
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