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{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
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Yellow card for Gérard and his ostrich.
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And it's time for Inès
to put on the pressure.
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Didn't Inès laugh?
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She pretended to cough on purpose.
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What are you... That's crazy!
You cracked under the pressure.
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You're a real bastard.
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This is serious.
I almost got in trouble because of you.
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Are you kidding me?
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-You really got her.
-That's awful!
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There's no need to snitch,
we've got 50 cameras in here.
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Inès, this is a warning.
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-A severe one.
-Wow!
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Oh, I'm pissed off! He screwed me over.
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I want to die.
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Oh, my. Bérengère really got
the competition going again.
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Let's get back to it.
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I would've given her more than that.
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That's it. This is an attack.
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{\an8}It's an attack.
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Gérard Jaguar?
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Almost.
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Almost, almost, almost
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Hakim is a real threat.
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He looked at me and said, "Jaguar Jugnot."
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That motherfucker's trying
to mess with my head.
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I don't know why, but now I have
"Jaguar Jugnot" in my head.
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That's how it goes. I tell myself, "No!"
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Kyan, you could have come up
with a good one.
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{\an8}You missed a good one.
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{\an8}Come on. Break him.
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{\an8}You know what you should've done?
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{\an8}He's close.
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Want me to tell you?
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No, don't tell me.
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Seriously. Hakim,
I don't want you to tell me.
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I saw Kyan run away.
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Because he would laugh at
all those ridiculous things.
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The problem is...
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I thought, "Careful, Hakim,
this might make you laugh, too."
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You missed a good opportunity.
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{\an8}No, I don't wanna hear it.
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{\an8}He's gonna lose it.
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{\an8}CONTROL CENTER
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I don't wanna hear it.
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Hang on, I'm gonna play some basketball.
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I'm gonna play basketball. Pow!
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Go on. Here, catch! Pass it!
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I should've taken a picture of Gérard
as Robin Hood.
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Stop! You're gonna get us.
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Go on. Stop! Stop, Hakim.
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You're gonna get the both of us.
Stop, Hakim, stop!
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I'm gonna play with you.
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-No.
-Stop!
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No. Go drink some water.
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Stop. Stop.
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Oh, that was hard.
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It was horrible
because inside I had the...
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It's like chemistry in the brain.
You feel like it's going to explode
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and you have to hold it in.
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It's like trying not to cum.
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It's very difficult.
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Are you gonna break through
with your shoulder again?
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That's amazing.
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Hang on, who is that?
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It's Krief the Shepherdess.
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Oh, Krief the Shepherdess.
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-Funny.
-He has hair like mine.
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Gérard's got a thousand costumes.
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Every time he come out, he says,
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"This isn't funny to you?"
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He was upset that no one was laughing.
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I like Gérard's costumes.
It's fun to see. It's cute.
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But I've still got my poker face.
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They don't know it,
but I've got some little games
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to liven things up.
And they might make them break.
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I call them "Phi-Phi Challenges."
Okay, let's go.
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Phi-Phi Challenges!
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-Oh, Phi-Phi Challenges!
-Finally, Phi-Phi Challenges!
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Porno films?
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What is that?
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PORNO FILMS
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Hello, again.
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Yes, the Challenges
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I must remind you
that the game is not paused.
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See, I have a watch
connected to my buzzers.
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If you laugh, I'll hit the buzzer.
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Yeah, sure.
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You've all been in movies.
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When you make movies, you win a César,
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an Oscar, you can get a Palme d'Or.
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But the Holy Grail, as you'll agree,
is having your film made into a porno.
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For example, Star Trek
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was adapted to...
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-Star Dick?
-No, Star Cock.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
was made into...
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White Ass and the Seven Hands?
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I'll read names of movies or shows.
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You have to raise your hand.
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If you guess correctly, you get a point.
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In the end, the person
with the most points wins.
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-Let's start.
-This game made me want to laugh.
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{\an8}-It was really hard. Let me tell you.
-First movie.
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30 DAYS MAX
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-Tarek?
-30 Dicks Max?
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No. Julien?
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-30 Centimeters Max?
-I was gonna say that!
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30 Centimeters Max is correct! One point.
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Here's the poster.
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"He's 30 centimeters long
and he'll be her hero."
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I had to bite my lip a bit.
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Especially when I looked at Julien
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laughing with his eyes.
That could have made me laugh.
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Let's go to the second movie.
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BOUDU
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Booty?
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-Kyan, your suggestion?
-Hard Dick?
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Hard Dick?
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That's correct! It wasn't very hard.
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Starring Gérard Depardeux,
Catherine Frotte and Gérard Cugnot.
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-There you go.
-It's great.
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Brief.
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The porno version is...
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-Brief.
-That's right.
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BRIEF.
I CAME TOO FAST
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ONE GUY, ONE GIRL
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One Guy, One Slut?
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Yeah, it's not really funny.
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-Alexandra, you almost laughed.
-Almost.
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At your own joke.
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And that's not even right.
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One Guy, One Girl?
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-One Gay, One Dyke?
-That would have been nice.
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-One Guy in One Girl?
-No.
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Two Guys, Two Girls?
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{\an8}Two Girls, One Guy,
that's one point for Julien.
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-Is that me? I don't recognize myself.
-Yes, that's you.
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And finally, the last one...
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ALIBI.COM
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Which Julien, Tarek, and I were in.
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-Ali-Dick?
-Dot Com.
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-Ali-Dick, no.
-Ali-Has a Dick?
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No.
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-Ali-Bisexual.
-No.
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Alibi and the 40 Dicks Dot Com.
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Huh?
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Alibi and... Ali Biba and the 40...
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-He's confusing himself.
-He got lost by himself.
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He's lost.
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Hakim kept repeating the same
thing with long pauses.
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"Ali... Ali Babi... Ali Babi..."
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He started doing that and I was like,
in my brain, I knew
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I was gonna explode.
"No, stop repeating it!"
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The way not to laugh
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is staring at a spot
and counting objects in the room.
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How many bulbs are there now? I was like,
"One, two, three, four, five, six..."
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Could I ask you to repeat that
one last time?
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Ali Biba and the 40
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Dicks Dot Com.
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He said it a fourth time
and I was about to burst.
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I had to use all my muscles to hold it in.
It's torture.
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I'll give you a hint.
Just add something after the "I."
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-Alibis?
-Aliboner!
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-Aliboner, no. Alibi...
-Alabis? Alabis?
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I'm sure you've all done this before.
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-Ali Dick Slap?
-Ali Dick Slap Dot Com.
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We're learning things about Hakim.
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Starring Philippe Kachaud.
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Bravo!
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After your really, really long answer.
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I can let you know
that Kyan is the winner!
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Bravo!
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Well, see you soon.
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-Good luck.
-Thanks.
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Phi-Phi Challenge is over!
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That's one loss.
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Apples, pears, I don't like them.
I prefer lychees now.
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I never know how to open them.
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They kinda look like balls. Don't they?
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-What do you mean "balls"?
-Testicles!
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-Little testicles.
-Balls.
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You're having trouble eating it, Hakim.
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Put it all in your mouth.
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He grossed you out...
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Like in every good adventure,
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I've formed an alliance with Hakim.
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It's not cheating. We just said
we wouldn't make each other laugh.
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With my wife, I was a little sneaky.
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I decided to go see her.
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Honestly, it wasn't even
to make her laugh.
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But I thought, "It's just a little joke.
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"Maybe she'll laugh. We'll see."
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Go on. Which hand?
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This one.
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You scared me. That was terrible.
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We said we wouldn't do that.
You can't do that.
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-I almost got you.
-You're such a child.
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He asked me to pick a hand.
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When he opened it,, there was a...
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A penis in it.
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I managed not to laugh,
but he betrayed me.
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So I said, "I'm gonna play
a little trick on him, too."
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He showed me that penis,
so I put one under my tongue.
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I went over to him because
I didn't want anyone else to see.
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I can't see anything.
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Damn it, I wanted to show you something.
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Hey, look! They're laughing!
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They're laughing.
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There we go!
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It has been a while!
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There you go. Really? Thanks!
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Hang on, 'cause if there's
no yellow or red card, I'm sorry, but...
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-Both of them laughed.
-I'll leave.
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Why did you do that to me?
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What?
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Why did you do that?
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You did it to yourself... That's awful.
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Why did you do that?
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You're a traitor. Look what you've done.
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He made me laugh earlier.
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Why did you do that?
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What did Fadily do? She's perverted.
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She opened her mouth...
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And there was a dick in there.
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She lost it
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and then so did I. What choice did I have?
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You know what that sound means...
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-Yep.
-By now, huh?
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I hope that justice is served.
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There are two people who need to leave.
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No. Listen up, Gérard.
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I know which two people you mean.
Let's take a look.
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I can't see anything.
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Damn it, I wanted to show you something.
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Hey, look! These two are laughing!
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-These two are laughing.
-No, I was crying.
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I was crying.
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I thought it was such a beautiful moment.
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-You're right. It's beautiful.
-That's a double yellow card. I'm sorry.
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-One for each of us?
-Yes. I'm sorry. One each.
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I'm doomed. What can I tell you?
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Honestly, I didn't think
he was gonna laugh.
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-So, seven of you have yellow cards.
-Yep.
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Be really careful.
Start going on the attack
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and really getting into the game.
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Really try to make someone laugh out loud.
And if you want to get some strikes,
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you also have your wild cards
which work very well. Just ask Bérengère.
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All right, see you soon.
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Seven yellow cards.
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We'll have the first elimination.
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Let's go. Be good.
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It's starting again.
253
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Okay, I'm playing my wild card.
254
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,920
I'm going to take out my wild card.
255
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,120
Ah, the wild card.
256
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:27,120
I know Inès had nothing prepared,
and at the same time,
257
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,320
{\an8}I know that she is a spontaneous girl.
258
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:33,920
Her not being prepared is dangerous.
I might be surprised and laugh.
259
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,560
So I'm gonna have to focus.
260
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,360
Inès makes me laugh a lot.
261
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,600
So her wild card
could be dangerous. Potentially.
262
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,480
-She's flexible, isn't she?
-Do the splits.
263
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,080
-Wow.
-Bravo!
264
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,520
Thank you!
265
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,640
Bravo!
266
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,160
Bravo!
267
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,040
Bravo!
268
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,480
Bravo!
269
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,440
This was the most beautiful striptease
I've ever seen.
270
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,800
-So graceful.
-Very flexible.
271
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,560
She's flexible, isn't she?
272
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,920
-Good thing she used...
-Flexi-Soap.
273
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,200
I almost laughed.
274
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,600
Hang on. Hey, hang on...
275
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,720
You said, "She used Flexi-Soap."
276
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,520
Hakim Jemili is funny.
It was a good joke, too.
277
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,840
I clenched my jaw
so I was able to hold in my laughter.
278
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,880
Inès, you almost had him.
279
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,160
Yeah, I sensed it.
I was a bit disappointed,
280
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,200
but it was still
good to know that I almost got you.
281
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,080
-Yeah, it's okay.
-Bravo, Inès!
282
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,280
Bravo, Inès!
283
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,960
You can tell
the funniest jokes in the world,
284
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,040
but if I don't want to laugh, I won't.
285
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,680
Except at one point,
when Inès Reg started twerking
286
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,320
on the ground... I was spinning.
287
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,960
Her head looked a bit like The Exorcist.
288
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,720
The head that stayed in one place
289
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,360
while her body turned around.
She looked at me like a psychopath.
290
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,040
I almost cried laughing.
291
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,040
Let's go!
292
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,120
Oh, no!
293
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,120
-What's going on?
-Nobody laughed.
294
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,200
It wasn't you.
295
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,880
You didn't do anything.
296
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
It was Tarek.
297
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,280
You're out.
298
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,640
I'd like to congratulate you, Inès.
299
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,680
Thank you.
300
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,920
For your flexibility and for your costume.
301
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,440
Was that improvised?
Or did you rehearse a lot?
302
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,560
-Completely improvised.
-Really?
303
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,680
Your dance was wild.
304
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,360
That was completely improvised?
305
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,360
I knew I wanted to start classical
306
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,760
and finish slutty. And it worked.
307
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,080
I don't know how you did it. Anyway.
308
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,400
I sensed that he was gonna crack.
Did you see that, Phi-Phi?
309
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,840
Listen up...
310
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,440
I have the video.
311
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:39,280
All I can say is that
things are getting serious
312
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,200
and that we have our first elimination.
313
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,640
No!
314
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,320
I'll let you watch the video.
315
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,880
-This makes me sick.
-Me, too.
316
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,440
REPLAY
317
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,200
She laughed.
318
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,280
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
319
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,960
It was me.
320
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,640
That's a red card.
321
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,040
Ah, shit!
322
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,440
-Well done, Inès.
-I feel a bit bad. But I'm also happy.
323
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,760
Bérengère, please come with me.
324
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,320
-Bérengère, a round of applause!
-Let's do a guard of honor.
325
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,000
Oh, no. I feel awful.
326
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,760
Let's congratulate Bérengère.
327
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,800
I'm gonna give you a hug.
328
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,800
But the competition goes on.
329
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,080
It's hard, isn't it?
330
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,560
You were great, Bérengère.
331
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,520
The rules are tough.
But those are the rules.
332
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,560
It's disappointing to be
the first one eliminated.
333
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,240
My pride is really...
It's like a crack in my armor.
334
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,800
That being said, I'm relieved
335
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,720
because now the torture is over.
336
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,960
Impressive control center, isn't it?
If that's any consolation.
337
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,760
It's not bad. I'm relieved
that I can laugh now, at least.
338
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,480
-Let's go!
-Focus.
339
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,640
One person down.
340
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,080
My weenie is sticky, I have crabs
341
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,760
Do you know that song?
342
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,320
Yeah.
343
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:20,440
My weenie is sticky
Let's dance on Avignon Bridge
344
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,800
Very funny.
345
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,040
Should we try that on Inès?
346
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,080
-Yeah.
-We can both sit next to her and smile.
347
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,760
You're gonna keep doing that? What's that?
348
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Oh, so cute. I wasn't expecting that.
349
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,960
That's really pretty from the side.
350
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,320
Damn it.
351
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,080
He's gonna make me laugh.
352
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,000
It was our idea, but...
353
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,200
-Why did you leave?
-I broke down.
354
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,760
You shouldn't have left.
355
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,080
I don't wanna get eliminated.
Not right away.
356
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,880
I love Julien Arruti,
357
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,920
but his face makes me laugh.
358
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,880
He doesn't even need to talk
to make me laugh.
359
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,560
Wild card!
360
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,720
-Big news.
-My wild card!
361
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:06,560
Kyan Khojandi's wild card,
ladies and gentlemen.
362
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,000
I can't wait to see it.
363
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,480
-Inès?
-Do what Inès did.
364
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,080
-That's your wild card?
-No, I'm warming up.
365
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,720
Are you warmed up?
366
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,800
I'll be back. Inès?
367
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,880
I hope that drink is good.
368
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,000
Hey, Kyan, that's not funny!
369
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,040
I've got no clue what I'm doing,
to be honest.
370
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,320
-We'll see what happens.
-I thought, "Watch out for Kyan.
371
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,400
"He's gonna surprise you
and it'll be a disaster."
372
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,480
Thank you very much.
373
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,880
This is an important moment for me
374
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,200
because I asked Philippe
if I could invite someone here
375
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,280
to meet you. She's a fan of yours.
376
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,160
She's my grandmother.
377
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,760
She's a fan of yours, Fadily.
378
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,240
She's not just a fan of Gérard's,
she's a fan of everyone here.
379
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,320
Inès, she follows you on Insta.
Hakim, too.
380
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,520
She'd love to see your show, but not now.
381
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,480
Alex, she likes you.
382
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,560
It's really great to welcome her here.
383
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,480
She's a little nervous. She's not
used to speaking in front of people.
384
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,520
There are some funny people here.
385
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,680
And Tarek.
386
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,000
{\an8}So it's really nice.
387
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,880
{\an8}Bam! Tarek again.
388
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,760
{\an8}Please welcome my grandmother.
389
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,400
The thing is,
390
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,760
she died this week,
391
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,240
but it was her last wish to come anyway.
392
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,560
There you go.
393
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,280
Granny, you wanted...
394
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,640
You wanted to meet your idols.
395
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,640
What? You're silly.
396
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,400
For sure. Listen...
397
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,320
This is Fadily.
398
00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,080
Fadily, please meet my grandma. Say hello.
399
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,080
-Hello
-This is awkward humor.
400
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,080
{\an8}The discomfort is growing.
401
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,560
{\an8}Everyone's resisting
the urge to laugh for now.
402
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,560
Tarek, do you wanna say
something to my grandmother?
403
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,680
Hello, ma'am.
404
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,800
Get her.
405
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,000
Some things haven't gone
through the sieve yet.
406
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,240
{\an8}Almost.
407
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,000
{\an8}Inès, Hakim, there you go.
408
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,000
I'll leave you with my grandmother.
409
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,400
What's left of her, I mean.
410
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,040
I think this was my grandfather's, though.
411
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,400
I wasn't expecting to see the penis
412
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,160
and the dentures in the urn.
413
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,560
That was really sneaky of him.
414
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,560
I'll tell you what she liked.
415
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,040
She loved classical music,
Mozart, Beethoven.
416
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,800
She was an incredible woman.
417
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,520
If you're up for it,
I'd like a minute of silence
418
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,800
while we listen to her favorite song.
419
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,040
-Is that okay with you?
-Okay.
420
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,840
Granny, this is for you. Music!
421
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,800
-It'll be okay, Kyan.
-Thank you.
422
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,360
Thank you very much.
423
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,880
I just need a moment.
424
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,680
I'm gonna sweep up my grandmother.
Do you mind?
425
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,800
Kyan is so absurd and so offbeat,
426
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,040
it's like, "Damn, he's completely crazy,"
427
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,520
and that can make you laugh.
428
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,720
-But I held out.
-Let's go, Granny.
429
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,560
Did you wanna say something, Granny?
430
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,240
One final thing? "Yes."
431
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,520
What?
432
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,760
"Yes, I love Tarek."
433
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,920
"Really? What's wrong then? Come join us!"
434
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,000
-Let's go, Granny.
-Bravo.
435
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,080
I'm glad I'm out because
436
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,360
I wouldn't have been able to resist.
437
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,240
There's more.
438
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,520
He left a bit of his grandmother.
439
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,200
The dentures that he made talk
and the dick.
440
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,200
The humor that's a bit dark.
441
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,480
I love that kind of humor.
It's really funny.
442
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,240
Nobody flinched, but it was really hard.
443
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,280
He really almost got us.
444
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,560
Well, I'm going to get out
of this damn costume.
445
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,400
And it's not even funny.
Anyone want one last laugh for the road?
446
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,880
No! Keep it on.
447
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,240
I think that looks great on you.
448
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,280
Come on.
449
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,960
The shepherdess costume is my go-to.
450
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,360
More like my go-down-the-drain
because it didn't work.
451
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,480
"Poor guy, at his age,
452
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,360
"having to dress up as a shepherdess
to make us laugh."
453
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,560
It's sad.
454
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,760
Whoa!
455
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,600
This is funny to you?
456
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,160
Amazing! You look great!
457
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,360
{\an8}Oh, Gérard, you're a handsome devil.
458
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,720
{\an8}He dressed up as a travelling salesman.
459
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,560
{\an8}Wild card!
460
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,840
{\an8}Wild card.
461
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,520
Alexandra Lamy's wild card.
462
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,200
All right.
463
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,080
Alexandra Lamy's wild card
is gonna be hard.
464
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,320
'Cause she's been
making me laugh for years.
465
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,120
I don't know what is gonna happen.
466
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,320
I already have a yellow card.
467
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,840
I have to stay calm.
468
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,880
I can't make a mistake.
469
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,720
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
470
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,840
{\an8}They're attacking.
471
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,080
{\an8}There are things happening.
472
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,280
{\an8}It's great, we'll live together.
473
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,000
{\an8}Big fuckin' pussy!
474
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,880
{\an8}It's like not cumming. Very difficult.
475
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,600
{\an8}Hello. Eat apples. Hello.
476
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,120
{\an8}There's one eliminated!
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