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She made out with her power guide.
It's like kissing your teacher.
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Jizz chose Nora!
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As far as Jen was concerned,
they weren't even together.
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But that was never verbally confirmed.
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This all happened in her mind.
It isn't even real.
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Objection. That's irrelevant.
It's not the action itself.
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It's the speed at which the action
was partooken which is egregious.
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Was quite quick.
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If I pressed play on the director's cut
of The Fellowship of the Ring
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the moment Jen left the party,
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we wouldn't even be out of the Shire
before she's hooking up with some boomer.
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Leave Jen alone.
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I'm sure she had a very good reason
for kissing that old man.
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-I was sad.
-Exactly.
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Look, if Jen's taught me anything,
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it's that you can do whatever you want
when you're sad,
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and no one can be mad at you.
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Uh-- No, no. That's not--
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I hurt you, and I shall have to
face the consequences of that.
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So, for once in my life, I'm gonna
do the emotionally mature thing.
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I'll give you a freebie.
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I want you to hook up with someone else.
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♪ Was it the best you ever had? ♪
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♪ I try to tell you what I think
And play it off like it's a joke ♪
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♪ Oh, no, more surprises
Guess it's like this ♪
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♪ I'd do anything for you, Mrs Highness ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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How do I look?
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Like you're going to an allotment.
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Good. I don't wanna give George any ideas.
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Bye.
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Are those my glasses?
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♪ #Work, #HotGirl, #ClubLife, #NoMakeup ♪
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I was just about to buzz.
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Your mum sent me to give you this.
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We were shopping, and she had to buy it
because she knows you like dolphins.
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Oh, and she said I've got to say
it doesn't mean she's not still mad at you
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for being a wee B-word.
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Well, you can tell her that my accepting
of this jumper,
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doesn't mean I'm not still mad at her
for being a stubborn E-word.
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What's the E-word?
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There is no E-word,
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which is gonna drive her insane
trying to figure out what it is.
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Why don't you come round and tell her?
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I know you both find it difficult
talking about your feelings,
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especially where your dad's concerned,
but…
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…I've discovered this cool new thing
I can do with my power.
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Give us your hand.
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Right, if I'm touching you
and touching your mum at the same time--
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-Ew, pervert!
-No.
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If I'm connecting with you physically,
you can feel what the other's feeling.
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It's pure empathy.
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No harm, Ian,
but my mum only has three emotions.
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Hunger, disappointment and an irrational
hatred of specific TV presenters.
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So, I don't think it's gonna do any good.
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-Carrie, you're a woman.
-Mmm.
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Would you make out with me?
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Jen wants me to do it,
so it wouldn't be weird or anything.
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Aw, I'm flattered, but I can't.
I don't need anyone.
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I'm an independent woman now.
Carrie's flying solo.
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I'll be home by 4:00.
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So, we can catch the fresh yellow stickers
before the big ones close.
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Although, Tesco Metros after 6:00
can be a gold mine.
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Uh, sorry, what?
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Well, it's the third Sunday of the month.
It's food roulette.
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What's food roulette?
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It's where we buy whatever's
in the reduced section,
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and then we just make a meal out of it.
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Remember when we got a whole chicken
and five packs of gelatin?
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Wobbly roast was excellent.
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Uh, although, uh,
maybe it's not a bad thing
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if we don't do things together
for a while.
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-Oh.
-Yeah.
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It's just, I'm trying to move on.
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No, no. That makes sense.
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And-And I've got Clark, so…
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Exactly.
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Why are you being weird with each other?
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-I should get to rehearsal.
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- Big day.
- Break a leg!
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And you need to find someone
to cheat on my best friend with.
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Okay.
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It's just me and you, flowers.
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♪ Please take my hand ♪
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♪ Feel the rain against your cheek ♪
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So… …the other night.
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God, this really is a heap.
You sort out one bit, and six more pop up.
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Should we talk about what happened?
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Um, making mistakes
is all part of the process.
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-Oh. Oops.
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Bugger it.
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I think there's something back there.
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That looks like a door.
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Why won't it open?
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It's a defence mechanism.
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Oh. Sorry.
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No, it's good.
It means we're getting close.
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I bet that whatever's blocking your power
is behind that door.
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-Jen.
-Yeah?
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Do you trust me?
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-I do.
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- Look for a light switch.
- Ow!
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So, yeah,
I was saying I-I have a boyfriend,
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so it's not like I properly fancy you.
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It's quite common to transfer
sexual feelings on to a paternal figure.
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Ew, gross.
No, that is definitely not it.
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Oh.
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I wouldn't read that much into it.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Um, where do all the women congregate?
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"All the ladies flock to Tony's."
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So convenient.
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♪ Seven, eight, nine
That's procedure ♪
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♪ If we break bread
Then I'm comin' like a healer ♪
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♪ If you want beef
Then I thump, thump beat her ♪
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♪ If you want beef
Then I thump, thump… ♪
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-You're late.
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You're one of those shapeshifters,
aren't ya?
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Yeah. I am a shapeshifter.
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Aye. Well, chop-chop.
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-Costume's in the back room--
-Whoa!
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I'm so basic. Like, really? Daddy issues?
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Basic or not,
your dad is the key to your power.
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I don't see why he has anything to do
with anything.
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Your relationship with him
has alienated you from your mother,
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trapped your friend Carrie
into a sense of obligation to you,
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regardless of her own feelings,
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and contributed to your…
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…inappropriate attraction
towards a clinical care provider.
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Hey, you're the one who's insisting on
going around
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wearing slutty little cardigans.
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And anyway, there is nothing wrong
with my relationship with my dad.
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It's perfectly wholesome.
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In fact,
if there's anything wrong with it,
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it's that I don't spend enough time
with him.
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Yeah, we can do anything a normal family
can do, and I'll prove it.
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So, you're doubling down on Daddy?
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I'm doubling down on Daddy.
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♪ Let's get it ♪
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Uh, I did GCSE drama.
I think I know what I'm doing.
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Inhale.
Exhale.
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-Sing.
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Pumpkin face!
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Tiny little raisin face!
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-Stop!
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Feel the animal. Think as the animal.
Be the animal.
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-Go.
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Ostrich? Hmm.
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-You're not even trying.
-I'm a fuckin' worm.
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-What am I supposed to do with that?
-I don't know.
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-Wriggle around or something.
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Kash, when do we get
to read the script?
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Uh, sorry, we can't hear you, mate.
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Sorry.
When do we get to read the script?
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Look, preparation is the most
important part of performance, okay?
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Only after mastering that,
are you even prepared to read the script.
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Oh, so you haven't written it yet?
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Um…
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Carrie, can you teach me how to fish?
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As my dad.
Sorry, I should've led with that.
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Trying to prove something to George.
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Oh, I-- I have a date.
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-With who?
-Me.
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I'm trying to be the kind of woman
who doesn't need no man.
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So, letting one inhabit my immortal soul
for the day,
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it's… it's a bit hypocritical.
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Well, it would just take
a couple hours. Promise.
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It's just… …I've always seen
these pictures of him fishing,
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and I always imagined that he'd teach me
how to do it.
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But you don't have to. It's okay.
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How can I say no to that?
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And you don't feel, like,
obligated to channel my dad, do you?
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Yeah. But in a good way.
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I-In a friendship way. It's reciprocal.
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Like, if I asked you to help me move out
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or help me dispose of a body
if I killed someone.
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We support each other no matter what.
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Makes sense.
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♪ Ooh, nice! ♪
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-Okay.
-Wait.
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-Where are we gonna fish in East London?
-Oh.
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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-Yeah. This'll work.
-Mm-hmm.
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♪ I'm more like
A one-night-stand apologist ♪
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These are your character sheets.
Study them, okay?
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They have to feel real,
like whole, complex humans.
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Mine just says "girl".
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Yeah. You're playing the girl.
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Look, I'm sorry, Randall.
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But you can't progress until you've
mastered the previous exercises.
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I can't relate to a fucking worm, mate.
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Look, the goal of the actor is
to fully empathise with any subject.
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Oh, fuck you! Empathy, my arse.
Fucking actors. Stupid.
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Uh…
I think I'm gonna go as well, actually.
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-I'm not feeling too well--
-No, no. Ade, stay, please.
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It says here I want to destroy the city.
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-Yeah, you're the villain.
-Yeah, I need specifics.
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Why? What city?
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Just the city. Um, London. I don't know.
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I don't think my character's
giving London. I don't believe it.
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He lives somewhere more grounded. Raw.
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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Here.
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ Sexy ♪
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♪ Everything about you, so sexy ♪
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What's wrong with him?
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Psst. Shapeshift, for fuck's sake.
They didn't come here for this.
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Oh, I can't. I-I don't have my, um…
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Do any of you ladies have any cat food?
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-Get off.
-Ooh.
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- Honestly!
-Ow!
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-Whoo! Yeah! Take it off!
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I came for hog!
It's quantity, not quality, baby.
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-You like me?
-Hell, yes!
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You're all prudes!
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You wanna come party
with some real women, Peperami?
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You wanna come--
No! I wouldn't do that.
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But seriously, if you want to, we're free.
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♪ Give me just a little bit more ♪
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What's with the aquarium?
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I want you to teach me how to fish.
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-Are you feeling okay?
-Yeah, I feel fine.
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-Are you sure?
-Yes.
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Because you look
a bit green around the gills.
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-You fell for that one.
-Don't.
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Hook, line and sinker.
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No, but seriously,
you're not gonna like fishing.
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You've got no patience. You'll get bored.
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I want my dad to teach me how to fish.
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♪ Yeah, we're the pirates
Of the Hebrides ♪
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Oh.
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♪ From the Southern Isles
To the Butt of Lewis ♪
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♪ We're always out for more ♪
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Oh.
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♪ We're looking out for winkles
That you've stashed in the bay ♪
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["Pirates of the Hebrides"
continues on speakers]
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And now we wait.
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♪ You won't be leaving anything ♪
243
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,431
-Oh, my God. I'm so bored.
-What did I say?
244
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,769
Okay, so you're hell-bent
on destroying Milton Keynes
245
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,023
because your mother was killed
in an indoor snowboarding accident,
246
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,315
and it haunts you to this day.
247
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,400
Sounds about right, yeah.
248
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,484
Okay.
249
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,613
We're gonna do a scene improvised
as our characters now.
250
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,698
-Megan.
251
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,158
Look alive. Come on. Be "girl".
252
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,827
How? I don't know what I'm doing.
Got no reference.
253
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,747
Specifics, specifics, specifics.
254
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:13,335
Um, just base her on, oh, Carrie.
You've met, right?
255
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,836
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
256
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,214
-Yeah, I think I've got it.
-Brilliant. Here we go.
257
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,593
Ah, what a beautiful day for a picnic.
258
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:26,014
Isn't it? Hello, Mr Sun. Hello, grass.
259
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,807
I'm just so lovely.
260
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:31,728
Oh, we're not hurting the grass
by sitting in it, are we?
261
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,439
Sorry, I talk to dead people.
262
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,611
I love it, but there's something missing.
263
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,989
It's like she's in the room.
264
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,617
Oh.
265
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,790
♪ I'm just a love machine
Feeling my fantasy ♪
266
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:56,127
♪ Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine ♪
267
00:13:56,211 --> 00:14:00,340
♪ I need to squeeze the day
Instead of this negligee ♪
268
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,925
♪ What will the neighbours say ♪
269
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,301
What they say? No, no, no!
270
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,260
♪ This time? ♪
271
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,970
-Crushed it. Yay, me!
272
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,430
Crushed it!
273
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,807
No, no, no. Don't stop.
274
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,392
Oh, you're so good.
275
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,894
Oh, my God. I love you girls.
You're my best friends.
276
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,939
Oh, my God. Let's do a braid train.
Me first, me first.
277
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,404
What up?
278
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,073
What's your name?
279
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,908
-Jizzlord.
-Oh.
280
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,535
"Breed toe be"?
281
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,953
That's a pretty name.
282
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,288
Oh, no. My name's Taylor.
283
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,665
Don't wear it out.
284
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,754
Okay. Oh, uh,
I need to kiss you at some point.
285
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,215
Oh, my God. That's so random.
Oh, my God. Should we?
286
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,551
Yes. No. Yes.
287
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,720
No.
288
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,930
Shots! Let's do shots with the girlies.
289
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:52,267
-Yes! Of course. Oh, we love you, girly.
290
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,102
Aw. No, I know.
291
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,604
So, what's all your names?
292
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,814
Taylor.
293
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,905
When are we gonna catch something?
294
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:09,034
Goldfish aren't my area of expertise.
We need a river.
295
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,910
Couldn't your mum
give you a lift to the country?
296
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,580
Don't think I'm very welcome
at chez Mary at the moment.
297
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,873
What is it this time?
298
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,042
You didn't say her head was too big
for hats again…
299
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,126
-…did you?
300
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,171
No. It's just--
301
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,255
It's really stupid.
302
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,758
-It's you.
-Me?
303
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,552
Yeah. Basically,
she doesn't like that I talk to you.
304
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,180
She thinks it's "dysfunctional".
305
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,850
-I know. It doesn't make any sense.
-You never told me she doesn't approve.
306
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,520
I didn't really think
it was that important.
307
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,481
You said this is the one
you use for trout, is it?
308
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,565
Wait.
309
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,527
So, sorry. When you brought me to the flat
that night with the games,
310
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,237
you knew she'd be upset?
311
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,655
Well, initially.
312
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,657
But she has to get over it.
313
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,327
There is no reason
why we can't be a family again.
314
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,412
She's just--
She's stuck in her ways.
315
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,502
I don't know what you want me to say, Jen.
316
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,879
I'm really disappointed in you.
317
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,721
This was meant to be a fun day.
318
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,891
-You want your dad, yeah?
-Yeah.
319
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,061
Well, you're getting him.
I'm your parent first, not your friend.
320
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,521
You don't just get the fun stuff.
321
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,445
Maybe she's right, your mum.
322
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,198
I've let things get too muddled.
323
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:33,451
I think we should go back
to talking on the phone once a week.
324
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,870
No physical meetings. It's confusing you.
325
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,122
No, I'm not confused.
326
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,958
-I will talk to you on Wednesday.
- Dad! No, don't…
327
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,054
Oi, mate, what you doing?
328
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,890
Mmm.
329
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,560
Is it a penis?
330
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,104
Is it a man's penis?
331
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,648
No, I know it's not.
It's just, like, what am I like?
332
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,859
Oh, my God.
333
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,319
How funny would it be
if I just deep throated it right now?
334
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,614
Like, "May I?" "Oh, yes."
335
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,328
-Taylor…
336
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,122
…are you sure
these women are your friends?
337
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,875
Yeah, we're like besties. Right, besties?
338
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,461
-Yeah, we're here of our own free will.
339
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,670
See? They love it here.
340
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,131
So, why have they scratched 999
into this courgette?
341
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,759
Oh, my God!
342
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,471
Fine.
343
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,432
I can control people
with the same name as me.
344
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,769
'Cause no one wants to be friends with me
if they have a choice.
345
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,813
It's always like, "Taylor's a bit much."
346
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,484
Or, like, "Oh, Taylor's a lot."
347
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,611
-That's not true.
348
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:55,033
I'm sure if you give them a choice,
they'll see what a lovely girl you are.
349
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,413
-Help me! Come and pick me up!
350
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,331
Come get us!
351
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,415
Cowards!
352
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,084
Thank God it's over.
353
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,669
-Oh, my God.
- Mum!
354
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,927
Maybe you and me and Dad
isn't the healthiest thing.
355
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,470
Maybe boundaries would be good.
356
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,972
Would have to admit to George
that I was wrong.
357
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766
Can't I just call in
a bomb threat to the clinic?
358
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,394
You can't keep using bomb threats
to get out of everything.
359
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,730
-We are not in school anymore.
360
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,983
Today's proof that I need the clinic
in the first place.
361
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,111
I can't figure things out all myself.
362
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:37,409
Hey, even when your daddy isn't inside me,
you will always have a daddy in me.
363
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,913
-I think I know what you mean. Thank you.
- I mean it.
364
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,082
I've picked up a lot
from Martin over the years.
365
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,834
I can get rid of spiders for you.
366
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,253
You know I will beat up any boy
that breaks your heart.
367
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,213
-I know.
-I can teach you how to fish.
368
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,631
Just give me ten minutes on Google.
369
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,300
-We'll have another go at those bad boys.
-Wait. No, you've got a date.
370
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,721
Oh, really, it's-- it's fine.
371
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,140
-Or we could do something else.
-No, seriously.
372
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,350
I shouldn't have asked you
to do this in the first place.
373
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,811
You deserve to have
some quality time all by yourself.
374
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,938
Oh, we could do food roulette.
375
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,107
Oh, God, no. Never understood that.
376
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,358
Turns my stomach.
377
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,324
All right. Let's try an action scene.
378
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:23,872
Uh, we are fleeing the Vatican
because pope's got rabies. Okay, go.
379
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,790
-Kash, we've been here for six hours.
380
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,000
No one else has even had a go!
381
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,544
-Just a little longer.
-Yeah, I-I-I'm so sorry, Kash.
382
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,922
I've got Reformer Pilates in a bit,
but I-I've learnt so much
383
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,134
about a-animals and acting,
and-and Stanislavski.
384
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,469
Thank you so much.
385
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,346
No, Ade. No, don't go.
386
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,097
-Gregor.
-No.
387
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,016
Yeah, I'm pretty tired too.
388
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,351
Oh, okay.
389
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,354
We could just go to the pub or something,
or watch a movie.
390
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,688
Let's get a pizza.
391
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,273
-Oh, no. You can keep that on.
392
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,442
-Yeah, this is getting kinda weird.
-It's not weird.
393
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,527
It's fine if you're still in love
with your ex-girlfriend.
394
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,071
But I don't wanna get involved.
395
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:59,032
I've been a problematic third
too many times.
396
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,200
Fool me once…
397
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:04,162
♪ The sand forever will come through ♪
398
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,583
♪ Oh, you ♪
399
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,253
♪ You're so alive ♪
400
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,423
♪ Oh, you ♪
401
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,260
♪ You're so alive ♪
402
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,232
Hey.
403
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,151
I told Jen I didn't wanna talk
outside of catch-ups.
404
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:39,489
Oh, no. Uh, Jen isn't here.
It's-- It's just me.
405
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,116
Hmm. Okay.
406
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,452
-Is this clay?
- Yeah.
407
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:48,164
I am at a couples' pottery class.
408
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,666
By yourself?
409
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,169
Yeah,
but I don't feel left out or weird at all.
410
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,922
It's totally fine.
411
00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:01,636
Why does no one
want to be around me?
412
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,596
Most people don't wanna be
around me either.
413
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,974
-But that's the great thing about friends.
414
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:09,853
Even if you're a weirdo,
415
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:15,108
there's always another equal weirdo
out there for you to cling on to.
416
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,235
Do you have one of those?
417
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,029
Yeah.
418
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,282
I do, now.
419
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,538
-Which is why we have to make out.
-I'm engaged.
420
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,540
Hmm.
421
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,751
But I'm not married yet.
422
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,923
Let's do this.
423
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,514
♪ And we both go together
If one falls down ♪
424
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:49,017
What would you rather
be surprised by in your attic,
425
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,729
a thousand cockroaches or a person?
426
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,106
Carrie, are you lonely?
427
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,860
Yes. I don't wanna date myself.
428
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,529
I-I do wanna be independent though.
429
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,323
It's okay to need other people.
430
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,075
I feel like
something's missing in my life,
431
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:09,162
and handmade rustic dipping bowls,
they're not gonna fill it.
432
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,288
♪ I miss you ♪
433
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,540
♪ I'm goin' back home to the West Coast ♪
434
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:16,294
Carrie, I think it's pretty clear
who you miss.
435
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,675
Oh, no.
436
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,934
♪ I talk out loud
Like you're still around ♪
437
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:36,856
Kash, I really miss you.
438
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,234
I really miss you.
439
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:41,903
Maybe I made a mistake.
440
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:45,532
♪ I wish you would've put yourself
In my suitcase ♪
441
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,410
♪ I love you ♪
442
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,496
♪ Standin' all alone in a black coat ♪
443
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,457
♪ I miss you, I-- ♪
444
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,044
Did you enjoy that?
445
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,797
No.
446
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,717
Like, I'm sorry,
but there's nothing going on down there.
447
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,510
Dry as a bone on my end too.
448
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,346
Hmm. Then what is this?
449
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,851
It's like I love you--
450
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,644
But I don't wanna have sex with you.
451
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,397
-Oh.
452
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:21,359
-I don't miss my girlfriend.
-I missed my friend.
453
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,826
We can hit the Metros
in time for a late food roulette.
454
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,786
-Okay.
455
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,915
♪ And with a smile on his face
Pointed me to a junkyard ♪
456
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,584
Aw, what a pretty mop.
457
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,211
♪ Looked for an answer in empty doorways ♪
458
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,422
Do you think
Clark would like food roulette?
459
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,549
♪ Said it's out on the highways ♪
460
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,385
♪ Well, come on, Doctor
Won't you give me a shot? ♪
461
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,766
Okay. So, don't be mad at me, but--
462
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,017
You didn't?
463
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,644
-I didn't.
- Oh.
464
00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,772
I just don't wanna be
with anyone else but you.
465
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:02,150
-God, I'm a terrible boyfriend.
-No.
466
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,907
Oh, fuck. We still have
this weird imbalance, though.
467
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,700
I'm always gonna feel guilty.
468
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:18,917
Keep your cat indoors if you can't stop it
humping everything in sight!
469
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,879
As far as I'm concerned,
these are your responsibility.
470
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:23,880
What are?
471
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,884
My Mitzi got lost on Halloween
and came back knocked up.
472
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:32,722
So, I had a DNA test done at the vet's
to see if there was a match on file,
473
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:37,936
and your cat, Jizzlord, a name which,
frankly, is salt in the wound,
474
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,230
came up as the father!
475
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:43,483
In the name of the Lord,
get that cat neutered!
476
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,156
Yes! Yes!
477
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,826
Oh, my God. We're even. In your face!
478
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,412
Oh, you slut.
479
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,622
Oh. Yeah, we're good.
480
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:10,343
♪ Just say you feel the way that I feel ♪
481
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,387
♪ I'm feeling sexual ♪
482
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:18,476
Oh. What's there to be so angry about,
young man?
483
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,604
I can't fucking relate to this worm.
484
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,870
He's got so many struggles.
485
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,207
-I feel you, mate.
-I feel--
486
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,625
- I feel you.
-Yeah.
487
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,382
♪ Blue canary in the outlet
By the light switch ♪
488
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:51,843
♪ Who watches over you ♪
489
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:54,220
♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
490
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,181
♪ Not to put too fine a point on it ♪
491
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:58,808
♪ Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet ♪
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♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
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♪ And while you're at it ♪
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♪ Keep the night light on
Inside the birdhouse in your soul ♪
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♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
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♪ Not to put too fine a point on it ♪
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♪ Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet ♪
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♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
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♪ And while you're at it ♪
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♪ Keep the night light on
Inside the birdhouse in your soul ♪
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♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
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♪ Not to put too fine a point on it ♪
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♪ Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet ♪
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♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪38428
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