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Pay attention to the film.
You'll miss the scary bits.
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I have to remember to take Alfie to flute
on Tuesdays and Mandarin on Wednesdays.
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I have to figure out
what capital gains tax is
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and why this man
is so mad at me for not paying it.
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And then, I have to wash my clothes,
and dry my clothes, and wear my clothes,
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and then wash them again,
and it never ends.
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So frankly, Jen, the dry Egyptian man
is the least of my worries.
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Look!
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Yeah, this one's a bit naff anyway.
I want a proper scare.
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Do you know what
it feels like to be dead?
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Oh! Hi, Dad. Forgot it was Wednesday.
We're having a scary movie marathon.
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- Can I call you back?
- Wait for me. I'm almost home.
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Okay. Happy Halloween.
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Mmm. Happy Halloween, pet.
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Can't you do that in private?
It's so morbid.
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It's not my fault you're a massive pussy.
No offence.
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I am not a pussy.
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Okay.
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Put your hand in this box.
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Why? What's in it?
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Oh, are you afraid?
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You know what?
I don't need to prove anything to you.
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- Oh, okay.
- So, yeah.
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Oh, there's a rat in here.
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- What?
- What?
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Oh, no!
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Why would you do that?
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- I thought it was empty!
- I fucking hate Halloween!
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No, I wasn't evading tax.
Yeah, Hercule. Four years.
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No, sir, I would never take your mick.
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Well, I didn't have thumbs,
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and you have to consider
I was very, very small.
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Hello?
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- When's it get scary?
- Soon.
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They haven't introduced the creature yet.
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A crone!
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It's just me!
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Oh. It's just me.
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Did you just call me a crone?
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Is that the word I used?
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I'm not that frumpy, am I?
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Look, Carrie, you have been given a gift.
You're single on Halloween.
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It's the perfect time
to step out of your comfort zone.
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There's so many options.
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Classic slut, topical slut,
scary slut, slut slut.
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Can I be a slut on Halloween?
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Sluts don't have to pay
capital gains tax, do they?
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Unfortunately, sluts do have to pay tax.
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- What if I've forgotten how to do it?
- Do what?
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Interact with men
with a view to sex in the future?
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Don't phrase it like that to begin with.
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I've got so comfortable with Kash,
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I've forgotten how to be sexy.
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Well, it's like riding a seductive bike.
It'll come back to you.
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And if it doesn't, you know,
just be yourself.
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And you fell in love with me,
but I can hardly blame you.
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All men do. I'm irresistible.
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I'm sorry for what I did.
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And I'd do it all over again if I had to.
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And you want me to what again, darling?
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Uh, teach me how to be sexy?
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Or just, I guess, um, sex adjacent.
Semi-skimmed. That's fine.
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Well, you came
to the right place, dollface.
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They used to say
if it was in Hollywood and breathed,
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I'd be under it, over it...
...and inside it.
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Fingering, darling.
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Now, listen here, pretend to fall over.
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Oops. And grab on to his johnson
for support.
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Oh, no.
I seem to have forgotten my brassiere.
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Hold these for me, would ya?
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If you don't know
what to do with your hands,
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just put them out like this
and shake your tushy.
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Always look like you're listening,
even when you're not.
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Mm-hmm.
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Laugh at everything they say,
even if it ain't funny.
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Pretend you're illiterate
and get them to read the menu to you.
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Men love a dum-dum.
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Uh... When did we make a martini?
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Do keep up, darling,
or I'll leave you behind.
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Oh.
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"Times your Nan called you fat."
Do you want that for the body image shelf,
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or shall I keep it
for the family trauma wing?
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Hit me.
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Old cow.
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Hmm.
I think I found something interesting.
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They're numbered
like part of a series.
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- You more afraid of cancer or bears?
- Bears.
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I have my reasons.
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The numbers are a list.
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If we find number one, we'll find
what you're most afraid of in life.
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And that could be what's holding me back
from my power?
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Try and find the rest.
Maybe there's a horror section.
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Or would they be
in something scary-looking?
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No offence, your subconscious
isn't subtle. There's usually a sign.
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Okay.
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I think I found it.
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And that is why you never go on
a river cruise without your diaphragm.
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Why, look I'm...
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I'm young and beautiful.
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Oh, uh, thank you. I...
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So smooth and tight.
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Uh, yeah.
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Well, thank you for your tips.
I feel much better about it all.
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Wait. No.
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I don't wanna go.
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5,679.
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"What if there is a snake in the toilet,
and I don't notice, and I sit down,
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and the snake goes up my bum
and then there's a snake up my bum?"
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Yep.
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Honestly, I thought that would be higher.
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Is that number one? What is it?
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Intimacy. You're afraid of intimacy.
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Okay, have we double-checked
"Snake in the bum"
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- because that's not at all...
- I'm going to give you some homework.
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Before you come in to see me next week,
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I want you to tell one person in your life
you love them.
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I want you to say it without
qualification, without minimising it,
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without turning it into a joke.
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It could bring us closer to your power.
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Can you do that for me?
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Course. Easy.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay, just do it.
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Hey. Hey.
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I need to tell you something
while maintaining eye contact,
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so don't even think about blinking.
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I...
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What are you doing?
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Oh, um.
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People get to be other things
on Halloween, right?
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- Yes.
- So, I'm gonna be a cat.
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Cats don't have responsibilities.
Cats don't have to pay taxes,
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or raise children,
or brush their teeth every week.
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I'm sorry, week?
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- See you in the morning.
- Wait! Um, before you go, um...
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Hey. So, I, uh,
just wanted to let you know...
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You know...
...I really, like, appreciate you and...
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Pfft! I fucking love ya, bro!
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Did you just say you love me?
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Maybe, I don't know.
What are you, the love police?
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Ever heard of ACAB, pig?
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Ha! That's what you sound like, mate.
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I'ma break it down for you
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Mom, I love you.
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Mother, I have come to love you.
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Mum, you gave me life. I love you.
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Okay.
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Please leave a message for...
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- You fucking bitch!
- Hello.
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You don't have anything better
to be doing.
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- This is Mary Regan.
- I hope you get dementia!
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Mum! Mother. Mama.
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I was just calling to say I love you.
Like children do. I love you so much.
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I just want you to know that.
Love, love, love!
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One in, one out, you animals!
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Move, losers.
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Okay. Sexy.
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Hello again, darling.
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I didn't invite you.
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Aw, spoilsport.
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Can't a girl have a little fun?
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You gonna be long?
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Two minutes.
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Is that a man I hear?
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Don't you dare.
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Why don't you come on in here
and help me wipe, big boy?
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Uh, gee.
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I feel like you can do that yourself.
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Dammit. I'm out of practice.
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Get out!
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Never!
I wanna suckle from the teat of life!
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I want this body, darling.
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And I always get what I want.
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Carrie? Are you okay?
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Did you stick on a wax strip
and get too scared to pull it off?
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I'm Dahlia. I'm Dahlia.
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I'm Carrie. I'm Carrie. I'm Carrie.
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Carrie?
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Carrie?
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Hello, handsome.
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We're closed!
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If you want to steal something,
just take it. I don't care.
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No, no!
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Please, just stay still.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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No, no, no! Wait. Wait.
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That's not Carrie.
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Oh, God.
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Two of you. That's more like it.
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The devil's triangle.
What is it the French say?
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The fuck à trois?
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What? Then who is it?
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- Some old actress.
- Old, he says? Look at me.
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I'm young and lithe.
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Carrie, stop fucking around!
Snap out of it!
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Carrie's gone, red.
It's Dahlia from now on.
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Practice that with your tongue.
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Hey. Joan Crawford.
Fuck off out of that body. It's not yours.
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Make me.
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What should we do?
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We're doing an exorcism.
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Once you have them restrained,
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I like to go in and evoke Jesus Christ.
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They hate that.
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Step one, first one is my favourite step.
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- You're gonna shout...
- Ugh, she keeps looking at me.
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- ..."The power of Christ"...
- Well, then don't look.
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I can't. She keeps...
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...doing that.
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Stop giving her attention.
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- It's what she wants.
- Okay.
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I just love this position
so much. This is my personal...
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Have you two ever fucked?
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- Ew. No.
- No!
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What do you mean, "ew"?
I didn't say, "ew."
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I didn't mean "ew" like you disgust me.
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I did, but I didn't say that,
'cause it would be rude.
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It just came out! It was instinctual.
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Also, I just processed that.
Wow, very mean.
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Ooh!
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Stop it! She's getting in our heads.
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Okay, I'm bored of this.
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No.
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How did you, um...
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A veteran like me
has wrists of steel, darling.
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You know, from all the handjobs.
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Ugh, yeah, we got it.
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No. No.
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Hello.
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Where'd she go?
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Come on. We need to find her.
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you serious? It's Carrie.
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She's built
like a strand of dry spaghetti.
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No, it's not Carrie I'm scared of.
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Dahlia was a psycho.
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She had six husbands,
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and five of them died falling down
the stairs.
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- Well, you know that's...
- And the sixth one shot himself
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in the back with a crossbow.
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I need your help here.
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Carrie needs your help.
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Or...
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...maybe Carrie can just share
with this lady.
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Okay, we get Carrie Monday, Wednesday,
Friday, and she can take the rest.
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Absolute coward.
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Fine.
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Stay here then. All by yourself.
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You really shouldn't leave
sharp objects lying around.
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Terribly unsafe.
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Just get back!
252
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,679
Shame. I prefer them circumcised.
253
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,848
Stop making her gross.
She wouldn't like it.
254
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,310
What about what I like, hmm?
I like this body.
255
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,604
I like being alive.
256
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,733
So, we can't have you
spilling the beans on me, can we?
257
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,109
No.
258
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,280
Huh?
259
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,205
Look at you, Braveheart!
260
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,123
Are you crying?
261
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,333
No.
262
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,457
He's in! Third one today.
263
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,584
Think of all the unwanted kittens
we're preventing.
264
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,567
Hello, little man!
265
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,611
You can plead for your testicles
all you want.
266
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,946
I can't hear you.
267
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,907
You won't feel a thing.
268
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,744
And you're really better off
not being a father.
269
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,328
Too much responsibility.
270
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,879
I dropped my nephew
on his head the other day,
271
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,417
no one saw,
and I just didn't tell anybody.
272
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,960
Not my problem.
273
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,045
Right.
274
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,233
Reginald's escaped from his cage again.
275
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,009
How does he keep doing that?
276
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,349
Reginald?
277
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,393
Reginald?
278
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:57,317
You can't walk back to Nicaragua, Reggie.
We've been through this.
279
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,287
Ow! Shit it anyway!
280
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,706
Oh.
281
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:16,544
Well, that's still okay because
that dosage is only enough for a ca...
282
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,641
Libertade.
283
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,351
Libertade!
284
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:35,105
Not so scary now, are you?
285
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:39,526
Ha! Oh, I bet you'd love to stab me,
wouldn't you?
286
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:44,823
Go on, then. Too scared? Come on.
287
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:45,949
Oh, Jesus!
288
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,576
- Kash! Stop it.
- Sorry.
289
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,662
God, I've no idea how to do an exorcism.
290
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,925
- Mum?
- Jen! Are you okay?
291
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:07,345
- Wha...
- Whatever it is, you can tell me.
292
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:11,182
Cancer? AIDS?
That thing that makes your bones go soft?
293
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,561
Oh, God! You're not thinking
of ending it all, are you?
294
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:18,857
Life is worth living, Jen!
Even for you!
295
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,191
What are you talking about?
296
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,944
That was a very worrying
voicemail you left.
297
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,821
Using the L word like that.
298
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,865
- So, you thought I was dying?
- Well, aren't you?
299
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:31,036
No, I'm not dying! I was just...
I was trying to be nice.
300
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:37,208
Well, don't ever do that again!
I had to take three buses to get here.
301
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:40,003
I didn't even have a chance
to get out of my costume.
302
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,715
Oh, Jesus, Mum.
303
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,425
Looking good, Mary.
304
00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:49,012
- Whore!
- Uh, yeah, she's possessed.
305
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,722
We've kind of run out of ideas.
306
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,140
- Don...
- So...
307
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,850
Possessed?
308
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,312
I've seen this before.
309
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,272
A man in my village when I was small.
310
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:00,648
How did you drive it out?
311
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,525
Well, we beat him with sticks.
312
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:06,279
And it turned out
he-he wasn't possessed in the end.
313
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,490
He was just Portuguese. Lovely man.
314
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,034
But I did learn a lot
from the priest that day.
315
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:17,665
You have to meet evil with evil.
316
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,836
You are not welcome here.
317
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,590
And we will drive you out
of this innocent lamb,
318
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:30,053
you harridan of Satan's own hole!
319
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:34,683
Be gone! I command...
320
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:36,226
What's her name?
321
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,145
Uh... I don't remember.
322
00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:40,539
I don't think anyone does anymore.
323
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,399
- Mmm.
- Delia?
324
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,562
- Delilah?
- Delilah?
325
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,609
Dahlia!
326
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,569
It's not difficult.
327
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,664
Come on, Tito!
328
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,875
Tito, no!
329
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:03,044
Leave the cat alone! Tito!
330
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,157
People still know my name.
331
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,076
- I'm still a star.
- Can you guys name a single film
332
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,327
- she's been in?
- No.
333
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:37,579
Not one. Not a clue.
334
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,373
Oh, come on. In the Port Rightly?
335
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:41,541
- Mm-mmm.
- No.
336
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,043
The Angel of Cleveland?
337
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,586
- Of where?
- Never heard of it.
338
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,088
- The Gun Goes Bang?
- Never heard of them.
339
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,007
Of course it goes bang.
What else would it do?
340
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,300
Now, Vivien Leigh.
341
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,543
Oh.
342
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,261
- Incredible. Mmm. Yep.
- Timeless.
343
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,554
Talentless prude.
344
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,389
- Grace Kelly.
- Love her. Oh.
345
00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,766
- Lauren Bacall.
- Oh!
346
00:25:57,849 --> 00:25:59,243
Elizabeth Taylor.
347
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,245
- We remember them.
- You think you're being clever?
348
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,855
I know what you're doing.
And it's not gonna work.
349
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:08,318
See, I have to stay to rebuild my legacy.
350
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,737
You will never make it as an actress.
351
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:13,031
And Carrie's already too old
to play ingénues.
352
00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:14,532
- No! No!
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
353
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,802
You've got two more years of playing 25.
And after that,
354
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:18,763
- you might as well be dead again!
- No, no, no, no...
355
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,389
Don't listen to them!
Don't listen to them!
356
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,499
She's already got crow's feet!
357
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,834
- Look!
- No! No! No, don't!
358
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,378
It isn't true!
359
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,089
Look, goddamn you! Look!
360
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,556
I think I've bitten her tongue.
361
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,142
Get out of my friend, you bitch!
362
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,394
Whoops.
363
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,192
We have been too soft with her.
364
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,112
Kash, get the sticks.
365
00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:54,906
Prepare for war, you she-devil!
366
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,950
I'll never leave!
367
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,660
- Waterboard her!
- Carrie.
368
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,704
No, stop, stop, stop!
369
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,288
What are you doing?
370
00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:04,541
I think we've been talking
to the wrong person.
371
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:07,961
Hey, bud. I know you're in there,
and I know you're stronger than her.
372
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,087
Be quiet!
373
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,630
Because you're Carrie Jackson.
374
00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:12,882
Y-You think ordering negronis
makes you seem grown-up.
375
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,286
You've never
been able to cook aubergines right.
376
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:19,055
You finish books you don't even like
because you think they'll feel bad.
377
00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:20,765
You're a total fucking nerd!
378
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:23,643
You're my best friend. I love you.
379
00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:00,013
I'm sorry for causing a fuss.
380
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,975
Hey.
381
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:06,728
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. She's gone.
382
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,398
Well, my work here is done.
383
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:12,317
You didn't do anything.
384
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,735
You're welcome.
385
00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:18,948
Are you okay?
386
00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:21,493
I'm so glad you're back.
387
00:28:21,576 --> 00:28:23,286
Yeah. Me too.
388
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,872
Did you say I had crow's feet?
389
00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:29,042
You're confused.
390
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,835
Oh.
391
00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:01,074
We brought you a dressing gown.
392
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,617
I-I don't want to be a cat!
393
00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:07,122
Is it too late to be a slut?
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