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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:17,893 Evening, Sheriff. Cold enough for you? 2 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:20,813 Yeah. Exactly how the holidays should be. 3 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,065 Hey, guys. Happy holidays. 4 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:24,316 What's up? 5 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:25,985 Yeah. Whatever. 6 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:29,488 What's up with them? Yeah, they're cranky because we're snowbound. 7 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,991 Their vacation plans are pretty much ruined. 8 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,285 Oh. 9 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:38,622 Urn, why don't you make a round of hot chocolate? 10 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,916 Keep them coming. You got it. 11 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:45,588 Hey, guys. So, stuck in Eureka for the holidays, huh? 12 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,841 I used to try to escape Eureka at Christmas 13 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,428 until one year when I got stranded here. 14 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,432 Yeah. It was crazy. 15 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,644 (CHUCKLING) Okay, gather 'round. 16 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:02,772 You can hear all about it. Do we have to? 17 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:05,066 Sheriff's badge says yes. (KIDS SIGHING) 18 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,118 There you go. ENJOY- 19 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,244 Oh, boy. 20 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,498 Ah. 21 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,085 It was deep in December and, like every year, 22 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:27,171 Zoe and I were heading out of town to spend the holiday 23 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:28,839 with family, which was great 24 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:32,968 because it was one of the hottest Christmas weeks Eureka had ever seen. 25 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:37,973 What's going on? 26 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,850 You can't leave, Sheriff. 27 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,185 No one in or out. 28 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,979 The electromagnetic shield over Eureka's malfunctioning. 29 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,734 Doesn't look like anything's... (SCREAMS) 30 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:54,281 Right now, it's more electro than magnetic. It's getting worse. 31 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,450 You better shut that thing down. 32 00:01:56,575 --> 00:02:00,496 And leave Global Dynamics vulnerable to the prying eyes of the rest of the world? 33 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,956 Sorry, Sheriff, no can do. 34 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:05,876 So, we're trapped here for Christmas? 35 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,712 It's 85 degrees. 36 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:11,298 Dad, they're trying to fix it. Just let them. 37 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:15,261 All right, well, don't overexert yourselves. 38 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:17,555 We'll make the best of it. 39 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,391 Merry Christmas! 40 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,020 ZOE: Wait, so you make elf footprints? 41 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:28,816 Yeah, you dip little sponges shaped like shoes in baby powder 42 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:32,027 and then you press them on the floor around the presents. 43 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,738 You know what? I'm boiling. 44 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:36,824 You can't let a little heat ruin your holiday. 45 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:40,035 Today I have strung up cranberries, we have baked gingerbread. 46 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:43,080 All right, feast your eyes, people. 47 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:48,294 Limited edition, copper cast from my Secret Santa. 48 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,588 Oh, and he left this for you. 49 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:53,215 For me? Wow, how cool. 50 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:57,344 You know who it is? No. That's why he's a secret. 51 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,471 Open it. 52 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:00,973 Come on. 53 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,854 Oh, wow, The Clash on vinyl. 54 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:09,106 I love them. I wonder who knew. 55 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,652 Not you. Well, come on... 56 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:14,820 (LAUGHS) 57 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,614 No, I couldn't have. 58 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:17,907 ALLISON: No, wasn't me. 59 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:21,076 Well, this is my little gift to all of you. 60 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,996 You say little. 61 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,958 Is that meatloaf? It's fruit cake. 62 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:33,589 Oh. Urn, yeah, I'm still digesting a piece from last year. 63 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,842 No, no, no, trust me. This is like a little Christmas miracle. 64 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,928 Eat it. Eat it. VINCENT: Come on. 65 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,971 (ALLISON LAUGHS) 66 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,895 Oh. Holy cow! 67 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,022 Oh! 68 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:54,693 That... Even the raisins are incredible. 69 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,487 I blended 96 different varieties. 70 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,489 Everything from Alexandroulis to Zilvaca. 71 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,115 How do you get them all in one piece? 72 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,409 That, my friend, is the secret. 73 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,994 CARTER: Mmm. 74 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,579 (BEEPING) 75 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,956 Oh. 76 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,041 What's going on? 77 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,334 It's a code 12. 78 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,753 Air assault. We have a bogey. (SIREN BLARING) 79 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,381 All right, everybody, down! Down! Take cover. 80 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:16,757 All right, stay inside! 81 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,926 (SIRENS WAILING) 82 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,846 All right, everyone, can I have your attention? Can you get inside, please? 83 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,266 This is not a drill. Possible air-strike headed for town! 84 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,893 Everyone, get off the streets now. Thank you. 85 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,771 Get into position. 86 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,065 CARTER: Sir, thank you, inside. Keep it going. 87 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,818 Everybody inside. Inside. Thank you. 88 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,695 JO: Ready? Clear! Clear the road! 89 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,447 JO: Steady. What's up, Jo? 90 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,534 First someone messed with our E.M. shield, now we're under attack. 91 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:44,827 From what? 92 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,747 G.D. radar detected an unauthorized vehicle in our airspace over town. 93 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,332 (BEEPING) Bogey's crossed the threshold. 94 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,167 Weapons hot! Take aim! 95 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,342 Oh, hey, hang on! That's not a plane! 96 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,598 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 97 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:24,700 Ho! Ho! Ho! Crap! 98 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,550 BOY 1: Santa's sleigh? Seriously? 99 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,719 You don't believe me? GIRL: Where do I start? 100 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,804 One, reindeer can't fly. 101 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,307 Well, stranger things have happened in Eureka. 102 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:51,643 Yeah? And who was driving this tactical assault sleigh? 103 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:54,396 I'm getting to that. So... 104 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,400 It's not every day we get to track down a runaway Santa. 105 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,362 So Jo and I, we jump at the chance. 106 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,823 I want nothing to do with this. 107 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,076 Oh, like I do. Hey, the town's your turf. 108 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,828 Which your trigger happy Santa SWAT team invaded. 109 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,706 Sorry, Carter... Holiday party starts soon at G.D. 110 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,124 and I'm on crowd control. 111 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,959 Oh, well, that's... ZOE: Hey. 112 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,920 Shouldn't you guys be chasing down Kringle? 113 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:21,840 No, what I should be doing is drinking winter ale with your uncles, watching ball games. 114 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,842 And by watching he means arguing. 115 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,261 Yes. ls there someplace else I can be useful? Please. 116 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,806 Oh, I'm sure Allison could use some help at G.D. 117 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:32,393 A few people got banged up avoiding Santa. I'll take you. 118 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,269 Perfect. See you, Dad. Oh. 119 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,397 Give Santa my best. 120 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:41,193 Chase down a fake stupid Santa. 121 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,820 It's like 900 degrees. 122 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,279 I'm never going to get home... 123 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:45,781 FARGO: To the left. Yes, chief. 124 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,617 No the other left. Relax, Fargo, it's just a party. 125 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,077 No, it's the party. The time where 126 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,788 G.D. family comes together in the spirit of giving. 127 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,623 More candles. It's time all you geeks 128 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,417 fly your freak flags every year. 129 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,710 No, that's Comic Con. Look... 130 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:01,088 I've got a tight budget and a building full of people to feed. 131 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,757 If we run low on latkes, believe me, things will get ugly. 132 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,843 I will charge my Taser. (BEEPING) 133 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,805 Oh, security breach in Sub Lab 22. 134 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,932 I can't wait for this day to be over. 135 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,484 Hold it right there. What do you think you're doing? 136 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:26,071 Hey, Jo. Just taking my experiment home. 137 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,948 And you are? 138 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,409 Noah Drummer. Condensed matter physicist. 139 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,120 Well, I'm sorry, Doctor Drummer, 140 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,414 there's no authorization for you to take your little ornament home. 141 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,958 Actually, it's crystallized hydrogen. 142 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:41,295 Can't leave it here unattended during the holidays. Too unstable. 143 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:42,880 So you're shoving it into a sack? 144 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,799 Well, it's lined with non-ionizing fiber and red tungsten. 145 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:50,637 If my ornament's not handled carefully, bad things could happen. 146 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:56,351 Yes, it's very menacing. What is it for, anyway? 147 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,437 Just a little thing called peace on earth. 148 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,939 It's an energy source. 149 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:04,776 Once fully formed, it'll provide limitless power, very cheaply. 150 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,737 One less reason for war. 151 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,158 Well, that is a very lovely concept. 152 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,036 But nothing's going to happen to it here, not on my watch. 153 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,706 Not that I doubt your abilities, but I'd really prefer to keep it with me. 154 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,335 Yeah, I'm sorry, Doc. The crystal stays here. 155 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,047 All right. 156 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,185 How's that? Feels okay. 157 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,728 Mostly I'm starving. 158 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,438 That's weird. Me too. You know what? 159 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,816 It must be Vincent's amazing hors d'oeuvres we're smelling from the party. 160 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:45,901 You're all set. Thanks. 161 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,861 Merry Christmas, Doctor Blake, Zoe. 162 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,863 ALLISON: You're all set, honey. 163 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,866 Hey, you okay? 164 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,576 Yeah. 165 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,705 It's just always the same thing every year. 166 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:03,835 Dad can't wait to go home and it's always so much better in theory than in reality. 167 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,797 I'm just actually really glad that we're stuck here. 168 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,550 Me too. You know, we never get to spend the holidays together. 169 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,926 The more, the merrier. 170 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,719 You really get into it, huh? 171 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:16,974 I just think we could all use a little more magic in our lives, you know? 172 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,395 Hey look, Secret Santa struck again. 173 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,774 What... When did that get here? 174 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,359 ZOE: Open it. 175 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,204 (LAUGHS) Bunny slippers. 176 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,833 I used to have a pair of these when I was a kid. This is perfect. 177 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,210 I got to find out who this guy is. 178 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,962 Kringle can run, but he can't hide. 179 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:48,964 (CHUCKLES) 180 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,842 (SIREN WAILING) 181 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,101 Oh, no. 182 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,857 Can I help you? Mr. Claus, I presume. 183 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,863 Mr. Claus? 184 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,658 Season's greetings, mate. 185 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,827 Taggart, do you have any idea what you've done? 186 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,706 You've damaged our E.M. shield, our E.M. shield! 187 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,543 I did not. I was held up in me lab running field tests. 188 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,296 Tests for what? For science, mate. 189 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,633 I'm pioneering the field of Santology. 190 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,761 That's not a science. It will be. 191 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,847 Nearly every culture has a myth about the man. 192 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,311 Santa Claus, Pere Noel, Kris Kringle, Saint Nick. 193 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:48,649 I'm replicating everything he does and explaining it with physics and technology. 194 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,610 What about flying reindeer? (DEVICE BEEPING) 195 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,907 Holographic. They're misbehaving currently. 196 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,787 This little beauty runs on a pulse detonation engine. 197 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,914 All weather resistant. 198 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,792 Uses state of the art stealth technology 199 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,628 (WHISPERING) to fly invisibly under the radar. 200 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:12,923 Taggart, 201 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:16,927 your giant red sled is neither stealthy 202 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:19,638 nor invisible. 203 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:23,016 Well, I've still got a few kinks to work out. 204 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:28,939 Now, be a Santa's little helper and give us a tow back to G.D. 205 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,860 Sure. Cheers, mate. 206 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,320 (SIGHS) 207 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:39,741 (CLINKING GLASS) (CLEARING THROAT) 208 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,785 Friends, colleagues, 209 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,079 I started planning this party months ago, 210 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:48,333 determined to provide an unforgettable, yet fiscally responsible celebration. 211 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,711 Today, we gather together... 212 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,796 Oh, save it, Fargo, we're starving. 213 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,214 CROWD: Yeah! 214 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,800 Fine. And without further ado... 215 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,304 (CROWD CHEERING) 216 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:08,937 Okay, people, you've got two hours and 58 minutes until I shut this place down. 217 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,314 Eat, drink, be merry. 218 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,296 TAGGART: It was late on Christmas Eve. 219 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,759 I was just a wee lad, no more than seven 220 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,929 (WHISPERING) when I heard something, and crept downstairs. 221 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,895 That's when I saw him. Just a glimpse. 222 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,981 A quick flash of red by the tree. 223 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,902 Taggart, it was probably your father in red pajamas. 224 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,697 One might think. 225 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,451 But I found this by the fireplace. 226 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,623 Lint? A tear from Santa's trousers. 227 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:13,168 I've tested the fibers, they're fire resistant. 228 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,631 Again, not Santa. Red pajamas. 229 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:24,888 Also been working on a gadget for easy chimney descension. 230 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,309 And fancy this. 231 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,354 I made it just for you. 232 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:37,651 You went all out. Imagine all the presents Santa has to fit in his sack. 233 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,361 But by putting M-theory 234 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,113 and the concept of 11th dimensionality into practice... 235 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:45,158 Yeah, wait, ho, ho, ho. Wait, Santa's a physicist now? 236 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,369 Oh, he's very clever. 237 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,748 He temporarily shifts matter through the dimensional membrane. 238 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:55,919 That way, objects can lose mass but maintain integrity. 239 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,713 (MACHINE WHIRRING) Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey! 240 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,715 Don't you want to open your present? 241 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,553 Set her there, mate. Come on. Come on. 242 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,271 Holy smokes. 243 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,993 A can of "Christmas Cheer"? 244 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,703 Go on. Pop the top. 245 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:36,293 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 246 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,592 They're programmed to your voice. 247 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:48,638 And they're yours for the day every time you say, "Christmas." 248 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:53,310 Thanks, Taggart, for making this a very creepy Christmas. 249 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:57,606 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 250 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,699 Santology? Yeah. I think he's going for a degree. 251 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,284 Something about a minor in tooth fairy. 252 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536 Well, myth and folklore come from somewhere, Carter. 253 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,581 Some ancient cultures believed that wrapping moldy bread on a wound 254 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:15,832 would make it heal faster. 255 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,626 Yeah, that's why ancient cultures died out. 256 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,921 No, they didn't know that mold was penicillin and it fought off infection. 257 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,757 Yeah, but we're talking about Santa Claus, not antibiotics. 258 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:28,720 As scientists, we have to explore all possibilities, to be open to the "what if." 259 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,893 Right there, great. 260 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,021 (SIGHS) 261 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,234 Oh, hey, Lupo, you want to tell me what you want for Christmas? 262 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,112 This one's for naughty. This one's for nice. 263 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:47,572 I'll pass. 264 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,325 Oh, come on. Where's your Christmas spirit? 265 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,787 Seriously, you okay? 266 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:58,124 I have a town full of yahoos that I have to babysit. I am super. 267 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,252 Taggart's Santa. 268 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,630 You just wrecked Christmas with two words. 269 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,006 Hmm. Why is it so hot in here? 270 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,759 I don't know. The A.C. is cranked up to 11. 271 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,804 Oh, just, hey, hang on a minute. Let me just grab a couple. 272 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,432 I just hope I made enough. This crowd is ravenous. 273 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:15,892 Mmm. 274 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,311 Great. More crystal lab issues. 275 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,729 Do I want to know? 276 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,439 It's this tiny little glowy thing. 277 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,150 I caught this strange scientist trying to take it home earlier. 278 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,902 Well, this is G.D. Be specific. 279 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,196 Urn, his name's Drummer. 280 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,907 Never heard of him. 281 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:35,954 Doctor Drummer? 282 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,171 I thought you said little glowy thing. 283 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,218 It used to be. 284 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,772 This is unbelievable. Under normal conditions, 285 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:07,485 it would take decades to crystallize hydrogen into a sample this size. 286 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,279 Key word, normal. 287 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,906 Is it me or is it already bigger? 288 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:14,784 Henry, what's going on? I don't know, 289 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,245 but if it keeps growing at this rate, it'll breach the lab in 20 minutes. 290 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,080 We need to move it to a larger containment unit. 291 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,999 Doctor Drummer said that it was unstable. 292 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,667 Uh... Wait, it's going to explode? 293 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,503 Well, yeah, if it... If it moves beyond the protective shielding, 294 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,881 it could fracture and... Boom. 295 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,468 Merry Christmas. 296 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,929 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 297 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,477 How do I turn this off? Hang on, they're pretty good. 298 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,771 Henry. All right, all right, find Doctor Drummer. 299 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,439 I'll supervise the transfer, 300 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,734 and maybe he can tell us why this is expanding. 301 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,737 (CONTINUE SINGING) 302 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,585 Man, that guy must be roasting. 303 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,837 Tell me about it. I had to ice my hot toddies. 304 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,095 Hey, Zane. 305 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,224 Are you crying? 306 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,894 What? No. No. 307 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:27,148 I just got two tickets to see Springsteen at the Meadowlands. 308 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,568 Let me guess, Secret Santa. 309 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,073 You too? The perfect gift. Man, this guy's good. 310 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,746 No one's even heard of Drummer. We've been all through G.D. 311 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,748 There are no personnel files for him. 312 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,125 Well... That's impossible. 313 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,128 There's no way that he could have access to the lab, let alone get into G.D. 314 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,296 We've got to find him. His experiment's growing. 315 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,258 Well, there has to be a way to track him down. The D.O.D. has files. 316 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,176 The glitch in the E.M. shield crashed our sewer. 317 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,636 We're cut off from the outside world. 318 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,889 I'll find him. If he goes to leave, he's going to hit a wall. 319 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,892 Wasn't me. I thought Zane was my Secret Santa. 320 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,562 Why would you think that? Only someone who could hack my computer 321 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:09,232 would know I've been searching the internet for years looking for this. 322 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,654 Steve Austin. Better. Stronger. Faster. 323 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,865 Seriously? 324 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,742 It's authentic. Original hinges, not a chip on it. 325 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,953 You have no idea how rare. 326 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,872 Okay, well, it wasn't Zane. 327 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,125 Well, then someone was thinking of me, and I'm going to find him. 328 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:28,877 So you can thank him? 329 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,338 So I can suspend him. No one hacks Fargo and gets away with it. 330 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:33,631 Not even Santa. 331 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,259 Okay. 332 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,681 Hello, Fargo. 333 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,892 Hi, Steve Austin. 334 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,186 (IMITATING SOUND EFFECT) 335 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:49,981 Wow. 336 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,362 ALLISON: The crystal is safe in our largest containment lab. 337 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,865 But I'd say it's still growing. 338 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,619 HENRY: What we need to do now is calculate the expansion rate. 339 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,370 ALLISON: Right. So we can figure out 340 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,748 how much time we have before it outgrows this lab. 341 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:10,835 This image represents the density of electrons within the crystal 10 minutes ago. 342 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,961 Anything unusual? 343 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:15,882 No, but we'll know more once I do another diffraction scan as a comparison. 344 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,971 I don't care if we're on a wild goose chase looking for this missing scientist. 345 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,765 At least it's time away from that party. 346 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,141 You're not feeling the merry, huh? 347 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,394 (SCOFFS) All the boozing and schmoozing, lights and glitter. 348 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,063 It's Vegas, not Christmas. 349 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,732 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish I was home. 350 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,567 It's beautiful, Carter, I'm all misty. 351 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,403 You know what, Jo, you got a heart of stone. 352 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,405 Bah, humbug. That's me. 353 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,949 CARTER: WOW. 354 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:48,414 They look the same. Yeah, the intermolecular spacing is identical. 355 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,710 ALLISON: Henry, What if... 356 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,045 Oh. 357 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,839 So the crystal hasn't changed. No. 358 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,508 (PHONE BEEPING) 359 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,178 Yeah? CARTER: Henry, we're at the edge of town, 360 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:08,142 and something else has gotten way big. 361 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,149 Well, no, it hasn't gotten bigger. 362 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,945 We've gotten smaller. 363 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,418 Dun dun duh! 364 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,212 So, what? The whole town was shrinking? 365 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,631 Oh, I'm telling it how it happened. 366 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,758 GIRL: Even though it's totally bogus. 367 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:42,969 (LAUGHING) 368 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,641 All right, I'll let you guys go back to playing your video games. 369 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,269 I won't waste anymore of your time. 370 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:57,859 Well, wait, I mean, you may as well just finish the rest of the story. 371 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,528 BOY 2: Please, Sheriff Carter. 372 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,407 All right. 373 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,871 So, after we left the sign, 374 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,874 we went back to Global Dynamics. 375 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:20,089 We and everything contained in the E.M. shield are getting smaller. 376 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,383 Why isn't the crystal shrinking? 377 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,177 Well,because it's one of the strongest 378 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,679 Bravais lattice atomic structures in the universe. 379 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,474 It's almost impossible to alter or compress. 380 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,143 But we get to shrink into microscopic dots of nothingness. 381 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,854 And as everything in Eureka gets smaller, 382 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:38,358 the energy required to compress radiates heat. 383 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,859 Is that why it's like a billion degrees in here? 384 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,361 Yes. And why we've been so hungry. 385 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,529 Our metabolism's working overtime. 386 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,156 So what now? 387 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:47,033 Maybe someone outside of Eureka 388 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,410 will see how small we are and try to help us. 389 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,371 Oh, like a big-hearted elephant? 390 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,957 The road's closed, and nothing is getting through that E.M. shield. 391 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,335 It's a pretty bleak Christmas. 392 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,546 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 393 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,173 You must stop! 394 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,801 What's causing the shrinkage? 395 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:09,055 Yeah, I don't want to die a miniature, though adorable, version of myself. 396 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,558 CARTER: A miniature... Taggart. 397 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:14,560 Let's go! 398 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,688 (CONTINUE SINGING) 399 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,318 Taggart'? 400 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:30,868 Taggart'? 401 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,373 (GASPS) 402 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,419 Ha! It works. 403 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:42,755 Get me down. 404 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:44,882 (GRUNTS) 405 00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:49,846 Of course, the man himself packs a lot more paunch. 406 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,889 I'll need to widen the net. 407 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:53,975 You can't trap Santa Claus. 408 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:58,855 (SCOFFS) I'm Ahab. He's my white bearded whale. 409 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:03,943 F.Y.l., that didn't turn out very well for either one of them. 410 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:08,364 Now, the present you gave me, the M-tracking, shifting... 411 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:10,074 Oh, good things come in small packages. 412 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,326 No, it's a big mess. The whole town is shrinking. 413 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,453 (CHUCKLES) 414 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,040 You're joking. Does this look like my joking face? 415 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,960 My device can't be responsible. 416 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,589 Well, are you kidding me? Look where you live, a device is always responsible. 417 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,842 The molecular transfer field is very precise. 418 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:33,848 Atoms shift from our dimension in space-time to another. 419 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,774 Leaving us with this. 420 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,821 See? Tip top. It's not my device. 421 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:50,406 (BEEPING) 422 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,575 That can't be good. 423 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,956 The transfer field's expanded beyond the target area. 424 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,417 Expanded by how much? 425 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:02,793 Oh, roughly, urn, 426 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,630 the whole town. 427 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,594 Eureka's getting smaller by the minute. 428 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:14,138 It looks like the only thing containing the miniaturization effect 429 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,682 is the E.M. shield. 430 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,645 And the E.M. shield is a big sparking mess right now. 431 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,104 I don't understand. 432 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:29,320 Unless it tried to miniaturize an item so dense it overtaxed the containment unit. 433 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,865 But I was very careful to avoid unusually dense material. 434 00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,828 Unusually dense, like this? 435 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,718 Fruit cake? I beg your pardon? 436 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,762 You used Taggart's shrinking machine, didn't you? 437 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:58,891 (STAMMERING) I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. 438 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,434 Oh, really? 439 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,770 Hi. Those little pieces aren't pieces at all, are they? 440 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,481 They're entire freaking cakes. Do you know how many calories I've ingested? 441 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:06,857 I just... (EXCLAIMS) 442 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:10,403 I just wanted to make a fruit cake that wouldn't be the object of ridicule. 443 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,738 I mean, they get such a bad rap, Sheriff! 444 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:15,074 (SIGHS) How'd you get in there? 445 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,453 The molecular gastronomy department across the hall. 446 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,539 I consult from time to time. 447 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:23,416 Mmm. Keep talking. 448 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:27,795 Well, I re-shrunk each cake about a half a dozen times. 449 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:32,091 It's the only way to maximize the fruity, nutty goodness that is fruit cake. 450 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,094 Why are you looking at me like that? No reason. 451 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,430 I'm so sorry, Sheriff. 452 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:40,141 You'd think a Santa lab would be a safe place. 453 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,018 (BEEPING) Yeah, you'd think. 454 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,186 What's wrong now? 455 00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:45,980 What isn't? 456 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,153 (WIND BLOWING) 457 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,868 Oh, wow. 458 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:07,335 Hey, Jo, some stuff just blew into town. Urn, big stuff. 459 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,836 Keep everybody inside, okay? 460 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,883 Uh, hey everybody, can I have your attention? 461 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:16,719 I need you stay inside off the streets, please. 462 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,804 Everybody, can you get off the streets? 463 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:27,897 (RUMBLING) 464 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,069 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 465 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,658 (YELLING) 466 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,841 You okay? All right. 467 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,138 (YELLING) 468 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,682 (GRUNTS) 469 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:09,605 So I understand we're all shrinking. 470 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:12,149 Doctor Drummer, where have you been? 471 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,778 Enjoying the party. You missed out. There was fruit cake. 472 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:17,822 I'm aware. Thanks. 473 00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:19,824 Candy cane? 474 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:24,995 No, thank you. Look, there's a serious situation with your peace on earth crystal. 475 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,790 The containment lab is closing in on it. 476 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,458 I told you it had to be protected. 477 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,795 You were right, and now you have to fix it. 478 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,840 I know. Okay. 479 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:39,176 When did you stop liking candy canes? Do you remember? 480 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,847 When I had to grow up. 481 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:46,100 I know the holidays can be tough on military families. 482 00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:51,856 Can we go now? 483 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:56,193 Sure. After you, Josephina. 484 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,417 If you can't shrink your crystal, Doctor Drummer, 485 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,754 it's gonna blow our little bits into little bits. 486 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,714 Have faith, Doctor Taggart. 487 00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:17,882 Once we boost the power, 488 00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,383 your device should be very effective. 489 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:23,387 But even if we shrink the crystal, we still have to un-shrink us. 490 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,222 You'll figure out a way, Henry. 491 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:26,432 You always do. 492 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,643 (STAMMERING) Have we met before? 493 00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:33,022 We've crossed paths a few times. 494 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:36,859 Hey, how much juice are you giving this? 495 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,694 A megawatt. Better double it. 496 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,738 Focused energy is the key. 497 00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:45,367 You know, your crystal's electron density is very unusual. 498 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,536 I mean, even for crystallized hydrogen. 499 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:48,871 Mmm-hmm. 500 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:53,501 It has an extra element that makes it unique. 501 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:58,506 Doctor Drummer, there shouldn't be secrets in science. 502 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,841 Oh, it shouldn't always be about science. 503 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,803 Some things are better left unexplained. 504 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:18,526 Sweetheart, just go ahead and eat what you want. 505 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:22,238 Yeah, listen, I made pudding, cake, four kinds of pies and... 506 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:26,325 Yeah Jenna's... Jenna's favorite is the apple. 507 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:30,371 I know. I know, baby. I'll be there as soon as I can. I'm sorry. 508 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,332 I love you too. 509 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,000 Okay, bye. 510 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:36,710 (SIGHS) 511 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,629 So, the three wise men are on it. 512 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,090 We might actually put an end to this horrible day. 513 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,676 Okay, Carter, we all know that you're miserable being stuck here, 514 00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:45,636 but you don't have to ruin it for the rest of us. 515 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:49,014 No, no, no, no, That's not what I meant. 516 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,350 Oh, sorry. 517 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:54,603 I just like Christmas. 518 00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,981 I know you do. I mean, you go all out. 519 00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:59,066 You're making four different kinds of pies. 520 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,820 You know, it's because I've never had what you have. 521 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,071 What I have? 522 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,241 I love how your family gets together to celebrate. 523 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,993 Oh. 524 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:12,913 I grew up with a more practical version of the holiday. 525 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:15,666 Practical doesn't sound fun. 526 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:16,876 No. 527 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:22,673 My parents, they're wonderful, but... 528 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:28,512 Well, they're scientists, so they put their faith in hard facts. 529 00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:31,765 So yeah, I got presents, but they weren't from Santa 530 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:34,810 because my parents told me that he wasn't real and... 531 00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:40,900 My gifts, they were never wrapped because, well, that's a waste of paper. 532 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:43,944 Ah. 533 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:49,783 So, I know that it sounds silly but I want my kids to have what I missed. 534 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:52,244 I want the magic. 535 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,832 So I do too much. 536 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,337 I think you do it right. 537 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:07,843 Thanks. 538 00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:13,682 This procedure is very risky. We have to shrink the crystal without making it explode. 539 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:18,103 Or we could have a front row seat for a new inflationary epoch. 540 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:21,523 Hmm... A few moments after the Big Bang, 541 00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:24,610 the universe underwent an extremely rapid expansion. 542 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:28,864 Well, isn't expansion what we're trying to do to us? 543 00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:33,744 That's right. We need to make it explode, 544 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,996 that way we reverse the dimensional shunting... 545 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,539 Make us big again. 546 00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:39,083 But we can't blow it up here. 547 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,960 The energy release will be massive. 548 00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:42,711 But, no, no, no, no. If we shrink the crystal, 549 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:45,005 and then detonate it at the highest point of the E.M. shield, 550 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,715 it'll be like throwing up a live grenade. 551 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,801 First we need to see if she gets any smaller. 552 00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:50,844 Fingers crossed. 553 00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:53,806 Make a Christmas wish, mini mates. 554 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,612 All right, let's get this puppy airborne! 555 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,072 Before the puppy explodes. 556 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,573 That's going to be a problem. 557 00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:14,493 Heat plus shrinking equals not so healthy for our helicopters. 558 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:16,328 The rotors are completely warped. 559 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,122 Of course. Now we have no way to transport it. 560 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:20,708 Well, there is one way, mate. 561 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:24,420 But I'll need a little helper. 562 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:28,674 I'll fire her up. 563 00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:31,802 (TAGGART SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 564 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:36,223 I'm not wearing a pointy hat. 565 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,808 Fa, Ia, Ia, Ia, la. 566 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,692 Contact. 567 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,490 (CARTER SCREAMING) 568 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:02,583 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 569 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:08,589 Create seatbelts? Claus doesn't use 'em. 570 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,382 Claus isn't flying. 571 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:14,803 I've logged 300 hours of flight time from Anchorage to Sydney. 572 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,430 (YELLS) 573 00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,683 TAGGART: Just an air pocket, mate. 574 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:23,103 Okay, all clear. 575 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,563 Okay. 576 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:28,817 Taggart! 577 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:31,904 We have to go higher. 578 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,282 Hang tight! (SCREAMING) 579 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:44,666 (WHOOPING) 580 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:50,506 Here we go! Peak of the E.M. shield! 581 00:34:50,631 --> 00:34:52,466 Okay. Grab the crystal. 582 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,385 AUTOMATED VOICE: Autopilot engaged. 583 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,138 CARTER: On my mark! 584 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,808 Steady now. We only get one shot. 585 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:03,310 No pressure then. And... 586 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:05,813 Pull! 587 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,198 (TAGGART YELLING) 588 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,742 Ripper shot, mate! 589 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,495 Get it down! Fine, fine. 590 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,998 But let's do it in style. 591 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,634 (SCREAMING) 592 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,266 TAGGART: Yahoo! 593 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,694 Cleanup would be so much easier if only we'd gotten bigger 594 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,988 but the trash stayed small. Hmm. 595 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:58,574 I say leave it till tomorrow. It's been a rough day. 596 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:00,868 All my planning, what a fiasco. 597 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,828 Are you kidding, Fargo? 598 00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:05,330 This was the best holiday party ever. 599 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,791 Not that I got to enjoy it, but... 600 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,209 Thanks, Jo. 601 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,465 Now go. Everyone's at Cafe' Diem. 602 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:17,676 You're not coming? 603 00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:19,428 In a minute. 604 00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:28,103 (HUMMING) 605 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,576 ZOE: Hello, Jo. 606 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:46,788 Or should I say, Secret Santa? 607 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,668 What are you talking about? 608 00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:54,254 You know what kind of music I like. 609 00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:57,716 And Allison's stories about Christmas as a kid. 610 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:02,429 And you've probably seen Fargo search the web a million times for his lunchbox. 611 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:03,847 Go away. 612 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,767 But one thing that just didn't fit 613 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,728 was that you hate Christmas. 614 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,898 But you don't, do you? 615 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:21,615 When I was a kid, my favorite thing to do 616 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:25,327 was to give something special to my brothers 617 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:29,498 and just watch them light up when they opened their gifts. 618 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,793 Okay, so... 619 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,170 So now, 620 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,008 they're all in the service, in harm's way. 621 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,055 We haven't spent Christmas together in years. 622 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,979 Well, I'm glad that at least we get to spend it together. 623 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:56,775 Yeah, me too. 624 00:37:59,278 --> 00:38:00,612 So, what did you get for my dad? 625 00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:04,783 He was tough, but I think I nailed it. 626 00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:06,076 Really? 627 00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:07,744 (CHEERING) 628 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,254 All right! 629 00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,797 Yeah! Hey! 630 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:28,807 How was your flight? 631 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:32,894 Bumpy. Yeah, so, Henry, are we bigger? 632 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:34,771 Back to normal. 633 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:37,399 Ah, not quite. 634 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,528 Part of your crystal still seems to be up there. 635 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,030 Would you look at that. 636 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,537 It's snowing. 637 00:38:53,457 --> 00:38:56,543 The rapid expansion must have cooled the moisture in our atmosphere. 638 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,379 Henry, Henry, it's snowing. 639 00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,923 It's snowing. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 640 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,848 Hi, we haven't met. I'm... 641 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,017 Jack Carter. Yeah. 642 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:14,269 Holiday to remember, huh? 643 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,521 Even by Eureka's standards. 644 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:20,067 You were supposed to be with your family. 645 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:23,528 Yeah. Yeah, I was. 646 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,949 I'm glad it all worked out for you then. 647 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,082 TAGGART: Cagey bugger. 648 00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:37,417 Beg your pardon? Oh, I'm onto you now. 649 00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:40,754 Let's you and me have a sit down. 650 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,047 I've got a lot of questions. 651 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:45,926 I'm afraid you're going to have to keep them, because I've got an errand to run. 652 00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:49,763 You can't leave. I finally found ya. 653 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:54,142 I'm not quite sure what you mean, but don't worry, I'll be back. 654 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:56,561 Same time next year. 655 00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:09,825 Huh. 656 00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:11,993 BOY 1: Sheriff Carter... 657 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:16,623 Please tell me that you're not suggesting that this Drummer dude is Santa. 658 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,875 I'm just sharing the story. 659 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,169 You guys can believe what you want. 660 00:40:21,837 --> 00:40:23,672 Was any of that true? 661 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:27,050 All of it, but here's the absolute truth. 662 00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:31,263 Spending the holidays with friends and family in Eureka, 663 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,141 that's the best gift of all. 664 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,394 Wow, man, way too sappy. 665 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,646 Seriously. I got a cavity. 666 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,443 Yeah, but it's a pretty decent story, dude. Thanks. 667 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:49,823 Thanks, Sheriff. BOY 2: Thank you. 668 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,748 (SIGHS) 669 00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:03,795 HENRY: We live in a community where every day we are presented with 670 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,549 unique challenges. 671 00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:12,053 But today, let's remember and rejoice 672 00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:14,764 at how wonderful it is to be alive, 673 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:18,185 and how lucky we are to be together. 674 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:19,936 Here, here. 675 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,605 ALL: Cheers. 676 00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:23,773 What is that? 677 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:28,612 I don't know. You better open it. 678 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,794 ZOE: What do you think? 679 00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:49,257 It's perfect. 680 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:54,846 You know, we could probably make it home if you still want to go. 681 00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:00,060 We are home. 682 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,067 Merry Christmas, Dad. Merry Christmas. 49129

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