All language subtitles for Eureka.S03E10_[English] (SUBRIP)

Come on, Allison, no
standardized test can tell me

whether I'm fit
to do my job.

Biannual recertification exams are required
by the D.O.D. to keep your job, Carter.

Make sure you're not slowing
down in your old age.

Well, I'm in the best shape of my life.
I'm like a Viking.

These aren't your standard
fitness tests, Carter.

Well, how hard
can they be?

Well, the exams are unique
to each individual.

For the next 48 hours, they will
try to push you to your limit,

physically, psychologically
and emotionally.

But don't worry.

We haven't had a death or psychotic
break in, like, forever.

That's reassuring.

Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
I'll check on what's left of you later.

Seriously?

Hey! Holy cow, Jo,
you okay?

Are you kidding?
That was awesome.

Is this
the next victim?

Oh, Sheriff Carter, this is Dr. Bella Pagani.
She'll be running your exam.

Hi. It's a pleasure.

Trust me, it won't be for long.

Hi, Fargo.

Hey, Julia.

So, how did
my deputy do?

(SIGHS)

She's perfect.

No surprise there.

Stop it.
I'm blushing.

No one expects you to match Deputy
Lupo's performance, Sheriff.

Well, that's a relief.

Take these, and try
to get some rest.

The test can sometimes
have side effects.

This is your
panic button.

Wow.

Couldn't make it
any bigger?

(LAUGHS)

Use it anytime
to stop the test.

Of course, that would
mean admitting defeat,

and unemployment.

Let's get you
changed.

Sure. Sure, sure.

Oh, about watching Zoe, just
make sure she does her homework,

and spend some quality time with SARAH.
She tends to get lonely.

And try not to let the town
burn down while I'm gone.

Carter, I'm perfect, remember?
I can handle my job and yours.

Mmm-hmm.

Have fun!

(EXHALES)

All right.

Oh, Allison,
you wanted to see me?

Yes, we are going to beta-test
a new security system

I wanted you to be aware of,
biometric DNA monitoring.

Well, that sounds
ominous.

No, it's a way to keep
track of employees.

G.D. already has security
badges, retinal scans.

It's a much more secure system.
It's the next logical step.

To What, 1984?

To keeping people safe.

This monitoring system also
has real-world applications.

Natural disasters, industrial
accidents, kidnapping.

Invasion of privacy.

Dr. Jacob Stefano has been
developing this for three years.

The D.O.D. wants results,
or they're gonna cut funding.

Ah, well, if you've already
decided, why ask me?

Because it's not limited to Global.
It covers the entire town.

As mayor, you get a vote, along
with me as head of Global

and local law enforcement.

Meaning Jack?

Normally, yes, but since he's tied
up in testing, Jo gets the vote.

Convenient timing.

Not everything
is convenient.

Mmm.

Careful, my girlfriend
might see you.

Oh.

Hey, Jo. Awkward.

I will show you
awkward!

You okay, Fargo?

Yeah, just thinking...

About making out
with Jo?

What? No! I'm way over
that, completely.

Well, there's someone out there for everyone.
You'll find yours.

(SIGHS) Keep
telling me that.

So? How'd you do?

Apparently, I'm perfect.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh. You were serious.

Remember that kiss,
it was your last.

Come on. I think you're
great, but no one's perfect.

She's darn close.

Why, thank you,
Fargo.

Please. He's just trying
to get on your good side.

Well, maybe, you should try
to get on my good side.

(SIGHS)

Look, I'm just saying,
we all have our flaws,

like being hypersensitive
and overreactive.

And all I'm saying is that when
you really care about somebody,

you don't focus
on their flaws.

So maybe that gives me
something to think about.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Lupo.

Oh, hey, Allison.

Yeah, I'll be
right there.

You, I'm done with. But it was
nice to see you, Douglas.

0 O as“ I?

ALLISON: So, Dr. Stefano, your
pilot program is ready to go?

Absolutely.

Once I've uploaded everyone's
DNA profile into the system,

it'll monitor their vital
signs and location

in case an emergency
security situation arises.

Well, that could definitely come
in handy, especially in this town.

Sure, if you're willing to compromise
civil liberties in the name of security.

And a lot of
people are.

Then, let them volunteer their DNA.
Don't make it mandatory.

I vote no.

Jo, you're acting sheriff.
Your vote decides.

I have to put
town security first.

I vote yes.

Then you can be the first
of our tribunal to go.

Just stand in the chamber. Just
stand right in the center.

It'll scan your DNA
in less than a minute.

You won't feel
a thing.

(DEVICE WARBLING)

(SCREAMING)
Shut it down!

ALLISON: Jo! Jo!

I think she's
coming around. Jo?

(GROANS)

How do you feel?

(GROANING) Oh, like
a freaking light bulb.

Here, let me
help you.

Take it easy.

I'm good.

I've done
hundreds of scans.

I have no idea
what went wrong.

Could that have
something to do with it?

The genome spectrometer
is missing.

No wonder the settings
went off the charts.

Why would someone
take that?

I don't know.

But I've got
a replacement,

so we can get the
system back online.

After what
just happened?

What happened
was sabotage.

I put three years into this project.
I'm not giving up now.

Who would do this?

I'm pulling Carter
from his exams.

I'm acting sheriff.
I can handle it.

Jo, you just had quite a jolt.
You need time to recover.

I'll be fine, as soon as I regain
sensation in my extremities.

Allison, just get the DNA
monitor back online.

We may be needing it.

Are you sure
you're up to this?

Hey, don't worry about my performance.
Worry about Carter's.

Hello?

Like what you've done
with the place.

I hear White's the new

black.

So, is there gonna be
a test anytime soon?

COMPUTER VOICE:
Push the button.

(SCOFFING)

That's it?
That's the big test?

Well, no wonder
Lupo scored so...

High.

Very high.

Push the button.

Oh, crap.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Hey, Henry.

Jo! How you feeling?

Little fuzzy,
but crime waits for no one.

Hey, I need to figure out who'd
want to steal that genomi...

(STAMMERING)
Genomi-thermometer

thingy.

(LAUGHING)

Just a few hours as sheriff, and
you're already sounding like Carter.

Yeah, a near-electrocution
can do that to you.

I checked for prints.
I got nothing.

Any idea what they'd
want to use it for?

Well, there's lots of potential
research applications.

But I'm wondering
if it has anything to do

with a missing intramuscular
electrode array.

Okay. Any
particular reason?

Because mine
appears to be gone.

So, that makes
two thefts.

Could you try and figure out a
link between the two devices?

I can try.

Great, and I'll work on a list of people
that have access to Stefano's lab.

(CELL PHONE BEEPING)

Right after I help Zoe
with her homework.

A parent's work
is never done.

So, if you differentiate the cross-product
of R and P with respect to time,

that should equal
zero, right?

Can't SARAH help you?

SARAH: I'm sorry.
I'm not programmed to cheat.

Whatever.
It's good enough.

Oh!

What do you say we go to
Vincent's for karaoke night?

I'd say I have a very
important case to solve,

it's a school night, and
your dad would kill me.

My dad's not here.

But I am, so for the next
48 hours, consider me him.

Come on, Jo. Aunt Lexi
would totally take me,

if she wasn't off at her
chakra retreat thing.

Look, I'm exhausted.
I have a pounding headache,

and all I want to do
is take a nap.

Wow, and I thought
my dad was no fun.

Hey, I'm tons of fun.

Whatever. Just go
solve your big case.

I'll be in my room
solving this.

(SIGHS)

COMPUTER VOICE:
Push the button.

You can't do this! I mean, nobody can do this!
It isn't possible!

(STUTTERING) It's...

That's the answer.
Isn't it? Right?

You can't make
the floor disappear.

It's a hologram. Nice.

Ah!

Lupo put you up to this,
didn't she?

(EXCLAIMS)

Push the button.

VINCENT: Come on.
It's my first karaoke night.

I need everything
to be perfect.

Hey, Jo.

Fargo, hi.

Hey, Jo.
What are you up to?

Oh, you know, protecting
and serving, the usual.

(VOCALIZING)

So, what are you
working on?

A new Al program. The First Law
of Robotics is giving me trouble.

"A robot may not injure
a human being

"or, through inaction, allow a
human being to come into harm."

You know
Asimov's Three Laws?

Are you kidding? Isaac
Asimov is my personal God.

I had no idea!

Give me some sci-fi and Halo
3 and I am a happy girl.

Wow!

(FEEDBACK SCREECHING) So,
what's going on in here?

Oh, Virtual Karaoke Night.
You should stick around.

Maybe I will.

Jo.

Where have you been? Henry said
there's been another theft.

Yes! I, uh... It must have
slipped my mind for a second.

Jo, we've had two very highly
valuable pieces of equipment stolen.

If you're not feeling
up to this...

No, I'm good.

You sure? Because we need to
find out who's responsible.

Absolutely. It's already
been taken care of.

Okay, who is it?

(MAN VOCALIZING BADLY)

Him.

(SHOUTING TUNELESSLY)

What? Too pitchy?

I swear, I am innocent!

Hey, we're trying
to talk here!

You got to show them
who's boss.

Hey, are you sure
that Larry did this?

Well, he had motive, knowledge,
and opportunity, it's a trifecta.

But what exactly
was his motive?

Well, isn't it
obvious?

To steal.

(SLIDE CLICKING LOUDLY)
Ooh!

Yeah, but why?

(CLICKS)

Criminal mind's an enigma.
Is this thing cool, or what?

Hey, Jo?
I'm a little concerned

that the shock to your system
is affecting your judgment.

Shock?

(GASPS)

At Dr. Stefano's?
Remember?

Yeah, I took a nap, and I woke up
feeling like a brand new woman.

But now I feel like
celebrating my first bust.

Hey, Jo, you've had
dozens of busts.

Well, I mean
as acting sheriff.

Don't worry about him.
He won't be any more trouble.

Jo's on the job.

He's not the one
I'm worried about.

Mmm!

(GRUNTING)

Okay! So, not a hologram.

So, not a hologram.
All right.

(PANTING)

COMPUTER VOICE: You can use the panic
button at any time to end the test.

Give Jo the satisfaction?

I don't think so.

(EXHALES)

Thanks, but I'm not really
much of a card player.

Whatever will help
achieve your goal.

(SIGHS)

(MUMBLES)

My God.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING)
Don't you forget about me

(ALL CHEERING)

Urn...

Okay. Before you kill me,
I am really sorry.

(CHUCKLING) For what?
You were amazing.

What?

So... So you're not gonna shoot
me or, worse, tell my dad?

Not unless you want me to tell
him that you were awesome.

Wow! Okay.

VINCENT: Hey, Jo,
your usual?

Heck, make it
a double.

(STAMMERING)

Whatever you say.

I'm off-duty.

Are you gonna
sing a song?

Me, up there, alone?

Well, you two
could do a duet.

We could pick songs and costumes.
It's gonna be awesome. Come.

Uh, wait, I...

Oh, boy.

Enjoy!

(COUGHS) Okay,
that's not espresso.

No, that's ouzo.

It's my usual?

(PIANO PLAYING)
Jo, come on. Hurry up.

Hit me.

(SINGING) Another bride

Another June

Another sunny

honeymoon

Another season

Another reason

For making whoopee

She sits alone

'Most every night

(MEN WHOOPING)

He doesn't phone her

He doesn't write

He says he's busy

But she says, "Is he

"Making whoopee?"

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

(MEN WHISTLING)

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Jo!

Hey! Did you see me?

Everybody saw you.

Yeah.

What the hell
was that?

The most fun
I think I've ever had.

God, I can't believe this.
Do I know you?

Maybe you don't.

Okay. Urn, but let's get your clothes.
We're leaving.

No. I'm leaving.

Bye, Fargo.

ZOE: Hey, rock star,
rise and shine.

Oh, God, does that
say 8:00 a.m.?

Yep. Just on my way
to school.

How you feeling?

I think my headache's
actually worse.

I'm not surprised after
last night's performance.

What performance?

Wow. You must have been
drunker than I thought.

Café Diem? Karaoke?

You went, even after
I told you not to?

Well, yeah, because
you said it was cool.

SARAH: Actually,
she forbade it.

No one's
asking you, SARAH!

And I've been completely out
since before 8:00.

Yeah, out dancing on
pianos and kissing Fargo,

after which
you passed out here.

What are you
talking about?

(DOORBELL RINGS)

SARAH: Dr. Fargo
is at the door.

That.

Fargo! What are you
doing here?

Hey. Urn,

can I talk to Jo
for a sec? Alone?

Actually, I'm starting to
think I want a witness.

SARAH: I'm happy to oblige.

No, thanks, SARAH,
we're good.

Uh, okay. Urn...

(CLEARS THROAT)

I'll just come
right out and say it.

Jo, your kiss moved my soul,
and I don't care who knows.

Very, very funny, but I
don't have time for this.

Urn, no, this is not a joke. You
can ask anyone at the café.

Okay, I've been through my fair share of
physical traumas in the last 24 hours,

and kissing Fargo
wasn't one of them.

Ouch.

Sorry, but I got
to get back to work

before Allison decides that
I'm completely incompetent.

And you,
I'll deal with later.

I'll take them
if you want.

Thank you.

(SIGHS)

I'll push the button.

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

Okay. Now what?

(WHIRRING)

Stage two. Push the button.

You got to be
kidding me!

You have all the tools you
need to complete the test.

(HISSING)
Bunch of psychos.

Larry, what are you
doing in there?

(ANGRILY) You put me
in here!

Okay, has everyone
gone nuts?

That's what
I'd like to know.

Hi.

"Hi"?

That... That's all
you have to say?

Uh, what do you
expect me to say?

"Sorry for getting wasted
and making outwith Fargo."

Ooh! You made out
with Fargo?

No. Okay...
Kind of...

You've been talking
to Zoe, haven't you?

I saw you last night.
Brilliant.

Okay, let's Punk the deputy on
her first case as sheriff. Yes?

You know what?

I can't talk to you right now.
Good luck, Larry.

Okay. I appreciate
the effort,

but Larry,

get the hell
out of my cell.

Gladly.
Go.

Wow.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Lupo.

It's Allison.
We have a problem.

I need you to come
to G.D. right now.

I'm on my way.

Hypermethylation plasma was taken
from the infirmary last night.

Which is?

A serum used
in tumor treatments.

So, I'll start talking to people,
see if anybody saw anything.

We already know
who took it.

Great! So, your DNA
monitor is working?

Yeah, I got the system
fully online last night.

Shows this DNA signature in the
infirmary at the time of the theft.

It's a perfect match.

Well, this...
This can't be right.

The person
behind the thefts,

the person that
we've been looking for,

is you.

But nothing is going on with me.
I didn't do anything.

Jo, you suffered a serious injury.
You need to be tested.

HENRY: Given the shock
to your system,

memory loss and aberrant
behavior are not surprising.

But I remember everything,
and I'm not aberrant.

Okay, so what you did last
night at Café Diem was normal?

I didn't do that.

I took a nap after helping Zoe with her
homework, because I had a headache.

When I woke up,
it was morning.

You also arrested Larry last night.
Henry and I were there.

Dr. Pagani did say that there
could be some side effects

after the
recertification exam,

but why would I want to
steal all that equipment?

Honey,
you kissed Fargo.

(CHUCKLING) You're acting
a tad impulsively.

Jo, we want to help.

Then figure out what all that
stolen equipment has in common,

and I will figure out
what's going on.

Oh, no,
you need time to recover.

Carter will be done with this test in 12 hours.
He can take over.

You know what? Why don't we just
let her work until he's done?

And then you can do all the
testing that you want.

Please, Allison,
I am not crazy.

Okay. Fine.
Twelve hours.

Thank you.

Come on.

(GROANING) Come on!

(BEEPING)
CARTER: Holy smokes.

Deputy LUPO!

Are you here to make sure
your perfect record's intact?

No, not so much. I want
to talk to Carter.

I'm sorry,
you know the rules.

No outside contact,
until testing's complete.

Did you want
to try back...

(IN FRUSTRATION)
Oh, no!

...tomorrow?

CARTER: This sucks!

I've got to go back
to the beginning.

Back to the beginning.

Thanks.

Dr. Stefano, I know you've
been under a lot of pressure

to beta-test your
DNA monitoring system.

Well, there's always
a deadline.

That's the nature
of government research.

Well, is it possible that the
security was compromised

when the spectrometer
was taken?

Absolutely not. I
replaced the stolen part,

and the system's been working
perfectly ever since.

Well, then, how come it
showed me in the infirmary

when I was sleeping
comfortably in a bed?

How come I heard you were
out frenching Fargo?

That wasn't me.

The sheriff's Smart House, SARAH,
confirmed that Jo was there all night.

She must be mistaken.

Then show me the DNA signature of the person
in the infirmary at the time of the theft.

And the person in
the Smart House. Now.

(BANGS ON DESK) You've been
lying this entire time.

Does this thing
even work?

Yes. It was the one anomaly
I couldn't explain.

I didn't want to postpone
the beta-test again.

What anomaly?

There were two
DNA signatures for you.

When the system showed two matching DNA
strands, I thought it was a glitch.

And Jo hasn't exactly been
herself recently. Have you?

Jo! Hey! Jo!

Hey! Jo!

Hey. Fargo, hey, thanks for last night.
It was, uh,

memorable.

Really? Because this morning
you denied it never happened.

Sorry. You know what? I took
a sleeping pill last night,

and I was a bit out of
sorts, but I'm better now.

Oh. Okay,
so can we talk?

How about tonight at the target range?
About 6:00?

You mean, like a date?

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

I got to run.

Jo!

Uh-oh.
Fargo!

Okay, you want to dance?
Let's dance.

Just so you know,
in high school,

I took a semester
of Shotokan.

(EXCLAIMS)

(SIGHS)

Fargo, I don't want to fight.
I'm worried about Jo.

Oh.

One second,
she's acting normal,

and then the next,
she's kissing you.

Yeah, well, maybe she's
finally come to her senses.

You just talked to her. Didn't
she seem different to you?

Well, she kind of
just asked me out.

And that didn't
strike you as odd?

(STUTTERING) It just really felt like we were
connecting. I...

Call me crazy, but I don't
think she was faking it.

Yeah, well,
that's what worries me.

HENRY: You are right. I've been
considering the possible applications

for the three devices
that have been taken.

Genome spectrometer, intramuscular
electrode array, methylation plasma.

And?

All three have applications to experiments
dealing with DNA manipulation.

So, we're looking for someone
who has access to my DNA.

Yes, but who would
want your DNA?

Someone who thinks
I'm perfect.

This shouldn't
be happening.

Oh, this is really bad.

(SIGHS)

Oh, it's about
to get worse.

Julia?

Please, don't be mad.

You stole my face!
Is this what you used?

I'm really sorry, Jo.

I just wanted to see what it would
feel like to be you for just a day.

I mean,
you're beautiful,

and confident,
and everyone respects you.

Okay, I...

I wouldn't say
I'm beautiful, but...

Please. Even the one guy I
like only has eyes for you.

Look, I'm flattered, but
the party's over. Undo it.

I can't.

The DNA base strands are destabilizing.
I can't reverse it.

Well, you're not gonna
stop trying until you do,

even if it's
from my jail cell.

Please.

Jo, I know I messed up, but I
never meant to cause any trouble.

I just wanted
to feel less

ordinary.

Look, I'm sorry,
but you're coming with me.

(DEVICE BLEEPING)

(GROANS)

(PANTING) What's happening?

Remote, time-released
sedatives.

I gave them to you
after the test.

I needed to make sure that there
weren't two of us walking around.

Julia, don't do this.

I am so sorry, Jo.
I just...

If I have to choose between
your life or mine,

I choose yours.

ALLISON: She's back.

Can you talk?

Julia, she's behind the entire thing.
Did you catch her?

Actually, yeah,
I did.

What the hell
did you do to me?

You mean,
what did you do to me?

ALLISON: Jo told us how
you stole the equipment,

and how you used her DNA from the
exams to steal her identity.

No! I figured out
how she stole my identity,

and now she's
turned me into her.

That's what Jo said
you would say.

She tried to convince me
I was going crazy,

because of post-traumatic
stress syndrome.

You actually had me
doubting my own sanity.

You did that to me.

Allison, Henry,
you have to believe me.

I am Jo.

Sheriff Cobb hired me
five years ago.

I graduated top of my
class at West Point.

I can kill a man
with my thumbs!

All of which is information she could
access from my personnel file.

Julia...
Don't call me that!

When I get out of here,
I'm gonna kick your ass...

We're gonna keep you
under observation

until we do
a full psych workup.

The ethics committee will take your
mental state under consideration,

while they decide on your
redaction from Eureka.

No, you can't redact me! That
is exactly what she wants!

I am really sorry.

(GRUNTS)

You can't
do this to...

(SIGHS)

CARTER: I can't do this!

(SIGHS)

That's the answer.
Isn't it?

It can't be done.

All the tools I need...

(WHOOPING)

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Yeah!

What else you got, huh?

(WATER RUSHING)

Whoa! Cold water!

Is that crazy or what?

Crazy! That's
definitely the word.

What's wrong?
You want a turn?

It's just...

You've kind of been
giving me mixed signals.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

I've been going through some
pretty major changes lately.

You know, what I want out
of life, who I want to be,

who I want to be with.

So, what do you want?

Let me give you
a reminder.

I don't think so.

I thought you liked me.

I do.

It's just... I'm not convinced
I know who you are.

But I'd like to.

I'm not sure that you're
gonna want to for long.

(GASPING)

(KNOCKING)

Zane, thank God
you're here.

Julia, right? Allison told
me what you did to Jo.

No.

She's Julia Golden,

and I'm Jo.

Ah. Psych ward.
I'm Henry.

I can prove it. Ask me something
personal that only Jo could know.

(SIGHING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Pet peeves?

Small guns, big egos,

and overly critical
boyfriends.

Boxers or briefs?

Me or you?

Funny. Me.
Boxers.

Except on laundry day,

which, by my account,
would be tomorrow.

First date?

Sunday brunch
at Cafe' Diem.

I was nervous.

You brought a rose.

I wore a sundress.

You said something smart
which made me feel dumb.

But you made up for it
on our second date.

So, does that mean I sounded
dumb or made you feel smart?

A little bit of both.

And how'd the date end?

Let me give you
a reminder.

That's my Josefina.

Then get me out of here, before I
Tase you for kissing another woman.

Yep, definitely Jo.

Zane, what's
happening to me?

I've never seen anything like this.
Her DNA markers

don't match her original profile.
They don't match any profile.

I'm so sorry, Jo. I still can't
believe that's you in there.

Yeah, trust me,
it's her.

Just fix me
and all's forgiven.

HENRY: We're
working on it.

Transfiguration process must have
caused her DNA to decompose.

It's like her cells
are misfiring.

So, if we can't restart
them again, then...

Being stuck in Julia's body
is the least of her problems.

If her cells
stop functioning,

we could lose her
for good.

These will stabilize the
spasms, but not for long.

How can my cells
be misfiring?

Bodies regulate tiny electrical
impulses that allow cells to function.

Yours aren't getting
enough juice.

Your DNA strands are
essentially unraveling.

The genetic lines between Jo and
Julia are becoming blurred.

I've been blurry ever since I was
shocked by your stupid scanner.

Again, really sorry
about that.

What if we do it again?

(SCOFFS) One near-electrocution
wasn't enough?

Well, my cells
are misfiring.

What if we give them
a genetic jump start?

The scanner does have
your original DNA profile.

Yeah, programming them into Julia's
device might restart the markers.

It's like a cellular reboot.

We need Julia
to show us how.

Well, we're trying to
pinpoint her location now.

JO: If this is happening to me,
it must be happening to her, too.

Can we use the DNA monitor to track
her down the way she tracked me?

Not if her DNA
is degenerating.

It won't match
the profile in the system.

Then try searching
for Fargo's.

So, you're Julia?

How long
have you known?

I guess I always knew
something was off.

I'm really sorry
I lied. I just...

I wanted you
to notice me.

What are you talking about?
You had me at Halo.

Because
I looked like Jo.

Look, I've tried before,
and you've never responded.

Yeah, because I'm clueless and
completely socially awkward.

Yeah, but I'm sure looking
like this didn't hurt.

Maybe not, but it's you
I connected with,

and I'd really like
to connect more.

I have really made
an awful mess of things.

Please!

I have made my fair share
of messes. Believe me.

(GASPING)

I'm not sure this one
can be fixed.

Well, with your help,
we think it can.

And you rerouted the plasma impulse
through the electrode array?

Exactly
how you said.

But, you're both critical, and we can
only treat one of you at a time.

Okay. Jo goes first.

You're in the worse shape, Julia.
You may not survive the wait.

(FIRMLY)
Jo first.

Okay, that's it. I've programmed
her original DNA profile

into Julia's
transfiguration device.

All right. She's stabilized for the moment.
We need to do this now!

All right, let's go.

Blood pressure is dropping.
Her system's too unstable.

If we stop the scan now, we
may not get another chance.

Well, she's
getting worse!

Come on, Jo. Don't
give up on me now.

(GROANING)

She's still
not responding.

We have to stop this.
No. Just hang on!

(ALARM BLARING)

Is she...

Blood pressure's rising.

Her DNA profile
is starting to stabilize.

Yes!

(WEAKLY) Hey.

You had me
worried there.

How do I look?

Perfect.

You've just done
a very brave thing.

No. Brave would have been staying
inside my own skin to begin with.

FARGO: It's time
to get you back.

Thanks.

It's okay.

ALLISON: So, Julia, I have spoken
with the ethics committee.

They're gonna
schedule a hearing.

Of course.

I'm so sorry about all of the
trouble that I've caused

with Deputy Lupo
and Larry.

I feel awful.

In any case, given the fact that
you helped save Deputy Lupo,

and the incredible advances you
made in DNA transfiguration,

you can stay in Eureka...

Ah!

...on probation,

pending formal review.

That's great.

Thank you so much,
Dr. Blake.

There are a few things that I would
really like to stick around for.

Fargo.

(MOUTHING)

Well, all's well
that ends well.

Speaking of which,

I have sent the DNA monitor
back into redevelopment.

You were right.
It wasn't ready.

It wasn't about
being right.

I know, and I still believe that it has
the potential to protect a lot of people.

In a perfect world.

Well, in a perfect world,
we wouldn't need it. Mmm.

Whoo! Whoo!

How'd you do?

(SHOUTING) What?
(SHOUTING) How'd you do?

Uh... Yeah.
I think your record's safe.

But, he passed
with high marks.

Never doubted he would.

So, same time
next year, Sheriff.

What? Uh, Allison said it was
gonna be every two years.

Oh, no. You didn't
score that high, so...

What? What?

It's just...

It's good
to have you back.

Oh!

I should go away
more often.

I'd prefer you didn't. Being
you is no walk in the park.

Meaning?

Nothing I couldn't
handle alone.

It's just more fun
having you around.

Yeah, tell me about it. Those 48
hours alone were way too long.

Could have been worse. There
could have been two of you.

Sorry, what?
Nothing.

Uh, Vinspresso?
Yeah!

Yeah, make mine
a double.

Okay.

Did you have
to tread water?

What?