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Hey!
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Hey!
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What time did you get in? I
thought we were gonna have a little date.
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I'm sorry the meeting at the
co-op went really.
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It's been a week. It would
have been OK to wake me up.
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I tried.
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I nibbled I tickled I bit
you on the butt nothing.
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Oh good that's a hickey I was gonna
call a dermatologist.
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You want to try for a quickie right now?
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You're killing me I got to be in court
in half an hour.
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I'll write you a note.
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"Dear judge,
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"Please excuse Greg's tardiness...
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"he had to run an errand in my pants."
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-I'm sorry honey.
-What about tonight?
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We could show the dogs
how to do it people's style.
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I'd love to I got to drive to Sacramento,
and take a deposition.
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Then I guess you're too busy
for me to swing by your office...
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and knock one off at lunch.
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Should I have the truth?
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I am.
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At one o'clock don't wear
a lot of buttons.
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Got it.
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{\an5}-Hi Marlene, is Dharma here yet?
-No.
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Perfect.
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Why don't you take an early lunch?
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I brought a sandwich.
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{\an5}Well it's a...
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{\an5}beautiful day, eat it in the park.
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{\an5}What? Do I look like a squirrel?
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A little.
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In a cute way.
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Is Pete here yet?
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He's not coming in today.
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-Great.
-You want to know why?
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Not really.
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How come he gets to waltz
in here whenever he feels like it,
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{\an5}and I have to get here
at the crack of 10:30.
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{\an5}Marlene, Pete just got a divorce.
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{\an5}And he's going through some hard times.
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{\an5}Yeah, real hard times.
He just moved in with a stripper.
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{\an5}Who doesn't speak English.
And you can see how...
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that would...
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weigh on him.
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Well, isn't that terrific?!
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We're all weepy, for Pete...
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{\an5}but no one cares about the pain
I live with each and every day.
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I care. In fact...
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{\an5}why don't you take
the rest of the day off.
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{\an5}And just keep my pain
all bottled up inside...
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{\an5}until one day the cork finally blows.
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{\an5}Whatever you like. It's your day.
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I try to meet people but I'm
beginning to give up hope.
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I mean, what is it gonna be Marlene.
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Oh, come here.
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Oh no!
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Marlene, What happened to your cork?
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You are good.
Do you know what hot blooded?
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Jane.
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Honey!
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What are you doing here?
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I raced home from Sacramento
so we could...
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he's hot-blooded.
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I didn't think
you were gonna be home till real late.
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And Jane and I are gonna hook up with
Marlene to bar and help her meet guys.
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Why?
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Do you have any idea how long it's been
since she has had sex?
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I don't wanna know. Four years. Four.
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-You're kidding.
-I know.
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Are you feeling
a little more compassionate now?
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No but I understand how she
was able to needlepoint that car cover.
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I'm sorry but I
promise I won't be out late.
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Don't wait up.
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Guess what he was singing?
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I heard him.
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Are you telling me I can make my
own cottage cheese at home.
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Yes,
now you can select your own curriculum.
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The key won't work.
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That's the car key.
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Well then the apartment won't start.
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Where have you been? It's 02:30.
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Would you believe
that I have been at a bar all night long.
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You don't say.
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-Did you find a guy for Marlene?
-No!
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Everybody's so
picky nowadays I mean picky nowadays.
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I mean, picky, picky pig.
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But not me.
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You'll do just fine.
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Smooth tiger.
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What do you say, sexy lad?
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How about you hold
my hair back while I toss my cookies?
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And then you and me make sweet sweet love.
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Thank you um maybe in the morning.
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Everybody's so picky.
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I got it.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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-Tatiana threw me out.
-What happened?
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I thought she was jabbing around
about something all week.
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Finally got a Russian-English dictionary.
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Turns out I make her sick.
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What are you doing here?
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I tried downstairs at Jane's.
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I thought I could stay there
a couple of days.
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Maybe get a little sex with the ex.
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How'd that go?
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About how you think.
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Can I sleep on your couch?
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I guess so.
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I'll get you a blanket.
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If it's any problem you know just say so.
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I'll go to a hotel.
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Really?
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No, it's just what you say.
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-Morning.
-Good morning.
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How you feeling?
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Like a possum curled up in my
mouth and died.
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Do you want to fool around?
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That's okay.
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We've got tonight.
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And I'm not gonna let anything ruin it.
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Well then here's a bit of a challenge,
for you.
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I promised that
we'd go out with Marlene...
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and the guy Jane and I are fixing her up.
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Dharma...
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if you don't love me
anymore you can just tell me.
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Come on, I promised. It's a blind date
she doesn't want to go alone.
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-Why can't Jane go?
-Because...
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Jane and this guy used to
go out and had a big misunderstanding.
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He thinks Jane tried to kill him.
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OK, this is still none of my business.
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But do you think it's smart to fix
Marlene up with one of Jane's rejects?
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Just cause Jane went out with him
doesn't mean the guy's a loser.
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-Morning.
-Morning.
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That proves nothing.
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I mean, it's not like I chose to
be a poet. You know, poetry chose me.
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Because I like words.
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Not all words, I mean,
I don't like canvas...
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or nurse.
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Nurse!
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Well, it's rather a clumsy word isn't it?
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Nurse!
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You know,
Marlene loves poetry, don't you Marlene?
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Well I'm no expert like roger.
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Maybe you two share a favourite poet.
Roger, who do you like?
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I don't read poetry.
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You see there's always the danger
that you accidentally copy something.
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I'm sorry, what?!
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-Tabula rasa my friend tabula rasa.
-What's that?
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It's latin, yeah blank slate.
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I'm a blank rasa.
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Or a blank tabular.
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Whichever one means slate.
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Do you know? Marlene collects owls.
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Not real ones, no.
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You know little figurines, pictures.
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Anything with an owl on it.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I love owls.
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Well I might I've never thought about
it before but now that I think about it.
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I love the little buggers.
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With their big eyes and all the whooing.
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You know they eat mice whole
and cough up the bones.
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I bet there's a little bit of owl
in you, isn't it?
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Hi.
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Hello stranger.
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Let's never wait this long ever again.
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I hope I remember how to do this.
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Don't worry it's just
like kissing a bicycle.
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You don't think Marlene
is sleeping with that guy, do you?
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Maybe.
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So what's the plan?
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You know what you wanted
you need to look at the menu.
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I think I'm ready to order.
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Hang on.
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-What are you doing?
-I'm just gonna...
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call Marlene real quick
and make sure she got home okay.
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All right better hurry.
The kitchen closes at 10.
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Marlene, it's Greg are you there?
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Are you there?
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All right call me when you get in.
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Damn! She's sleeping with him.
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All right, honey I'll admit.
Roger is a bit of a diamond in the rough.
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He's a moron in the rough.
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If he works real hard
someday he'll be a moron.
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But Marlene likes him.
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Yeah but she doesn't know any better...
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and you do and you shouldn't
have fixed her up with him.
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What are you saying she'd
be better off alone and miserable?
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Alone and miserable is better
than being with some unemployed leech...
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who doesn't like the word nurse.
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All right...
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forget about Roger.
Let's talk about somebody...
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who's had someone in their life,
for eight years...
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and has completely ignored
their suffering.
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So the fact that I mind
my own business makes me the bad guy?
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Well I am the one who is trying
to help her get what she needs.
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Isn't it a little egotistical to
think that you know what everybody needs?
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Not everybody.
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Just the people I care about.
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All right, so she goes out with him...
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she gets her heart broken, and
she's more miserable than she was before.
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Is that what she needs?
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So I don't know what people need,
but you can predict the future?
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Yes I can sometimes it's pretty
obvious what's coming next.
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God then I guess you know
you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Way ahead of you.
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While you're lying out there remember...
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I'm the one who wanted
to have sex tonight...
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you're the one who had the big problem.
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Good thing none of your friends
heard that.
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Pete, cut it out.
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That's not funny.
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It's kind of funny.
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I'm really sorry.
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No I'm sorry.
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You are concerned about Marlene
and I love that about you.
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Yeah but she's a grown woman
she can take care of herself.
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Did you sleep okay.
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Pete snores like a cartoon bear.
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Poor baby.
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Is there any way I can make it all better?
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Just keep on doing what you're doing.
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Knock knock.
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Who's there?
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Hey guys.
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Hi listen we're sorry to barge in like
this but we didn't want to wake up Pete.
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It's okay.
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Can you guys wait in the kitchen Greg,
and I were just about to have sex.
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Oh isn't that nice.
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-Come on Larry.
-Rock on.
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What are they doing here?
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Abby and I are
gonna make home-made baby food.
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Well she's just gonna have to wait.
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I'm proud of you.
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You've never been
able to do it with them here before.
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It takes me a while,
but I'm capable of adapting.
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Hey guys!
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Hey do you mind if I use your bathroom?
242
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Your dad just took
the Sunday paper into the other one.
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Sure.
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You're done adapting, aren't you?
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Abby, what's the longest
you and Larry ever went without sex?
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That's over a year.
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When he was living in Canada.
What'd you do?
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Well we tried phone sex but he got
arrested.
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Why?
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Well...
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he didn't have a phone so...
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just using the one in the laundromat.
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Marlene.
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Roger.
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Smashing day.
256
00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:35,918
Carpe diem, my friend.
Let's all just carpet a dime.
257
00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:40,358
Dharma, Marlene and roger are here.
258
00:14:40,442 --> 00:14:41,518
Hey Greg.
259
00:14:41,602 --> 00:14:42,758
If you're gonna have company...
260
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,594
do you mind if I go watch
a TV in your bedroom?
261
00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:46,398
We don't have a TV in the bedroom.
262
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:48,198
Well I think we should think
about getting one.
263
00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:52,878
-Hey guys.
-Hi.
264
00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:55,198
Hello Dharma, how's your karma?
265
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,798
Roger's a poet.
266
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,558
So I see.
267
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,518
Oh well well...
268
00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:07,454
long date, huh? I wouldn't know.
I'm walking on clouds.
269
00:15:07,538 --> 00:15:08,649
Yeah yeah what's up?
270
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,438
-I need an advance on my salary.
-Why?
271
00:15:11,522 --> 00:15:13,680
Don't ask her why Greg, that's rude,
it's none of our business.
272
00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:14,761
Fine.
273
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,238
Why?
274
00:15:18,437 --> 00:15:21,678
Well you know it is
spending all my money on my girl.
275
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:23,678
That seems to have neglected my rent.
276
00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:25,078
Since last night.
277
00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:28,598
He bought me a grand slam breakfast.
278
00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:32,118
Oh that's nice.
279
00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,838
They're massive really.
280
00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:37,318
What do you say,
a couple weeks in advance?
281
00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:40,274
No forget it I'm not giving
you money to give to him.
282
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,819
Greg, it's her money.
283
00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:42,997
She can do what she wants with it.
284
00:15:43,082 --> 00:15:44,314
No, when it's in advance it's my money.
285
00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:45,952
If it's my money it's my rules.
286
00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:49,758
Wow the capitalist and the
artist the eternal struggle.
287
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,718
Marlene...
288
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:53,798
listen to me.
289
00:15:53,882 --> 00:15:55,038
You're making a mistake.
290
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,998
You can do better than this guy.
291
00:15:58,313 --> 00:16:00,918
Come on Roger, you could move in with me.
292
00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:02,878
Oh super!
293
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,518
Well, that's it then.
294
00:16:04,602 --> 00:16:05,478
Bye-bye.
295
00:16:06,652 --> 00:16:09,904
-Thanks for everything Dharma.
-Good luck
296
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:14,040
do you have windows?
I love a place with windows.
297
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:20,918
You believe that who in their
right mind moves in after one day?
298
00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:26,798
It's different we got married.
299
00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:33,128
Pete, Greg and I
are gonna be at his folks.
300
00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:35,318
-Just call if there's a problem.
-OK.
301
00:16:35,402 --> 00:16:38,358
Pete did you uh finish writing those
interrogatories for the Beaumont case?
302
00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:39,358
I'll get them.
303
00:16:39,442 --> 00:16:42,638
It's Sunday night,
you've had all weekend to do them.
304
00:16:42,722 --> 00:16:44,958
I'll get to it,
I just want to see how this ends.
305
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,160
He saves his father from a whale
and becomes a real boy.
306
00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:51,638
Do your work.
307
00:16:51,722 --> 00:16:53,278
Do your work!
308
00:16:53,531 --> 00:16:54,798
What did you say?
309
00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:55,718
Nothing.
310
00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:58,478
Have a good time.
311
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,638
He is driving me nuts.
312
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,118
You'll miss him when he's gone.
313
00:17:07,581 --> 00:17:09,958
You're awfully quiet is everything okay?
314
00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:11,838
I'm a little upset about this Marlene
thing...
315
00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:14,078
I don't think I handled it right at all.
316
00:17:14,474 --> 00:17:15,518
Really?
317
00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:20,677
Do you mind if we're a little late for my
parents.
318
00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:22,026
I just want to make a quick detour.
319
00:17:22,111 --> 00:17:25,718
Roadside quickie! I knew
I shouldn't have worn panties.
320
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,878
No, I just wanted to stop by Marlene's...
321
00:17:29,962 --> 00:17:31,788
and straighten this out.
322
00:17:32,091 --> 00:17:33,998
I shouldn't be telling her
what to do with her life.
323
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:36,158
Okay.
324
00:17:36,242 --> 00:17:38,078
All right? Good for you,
I'm proud of you.
325
00:17:38,162 --> 00:17:39,018
Thank you.
326
00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:41,838
While you're up there
all 86 the panties just FYI.
327
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,398
There's nothing I can say to Marlene...
328
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,198
that's gonna change
anything look don't talk listen.
329
00:17:49,282 --> 00:17:51,209
That woman's
been my secretary for eight years.
330
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:53,318
She's not very good
she's rather unpleasant.
331
00:17:53,402 --> 00:17:56,478
And frankly when she calls
in sick I do a little happy dance.
332
00:17:56,562 --> 00:18:00,398
But so help me if you heard her
I'll be back and when I'm done with you...
333
00:18:00,607 --> 00:18:04,038
nurse will be the most important word
in your vocabulary.
334
00:18:04,122 --> 00:18:05,398
Right.
335
00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:10,118
So the whole salary advance
thing is out of the question is it?
336
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,238
-How'd it go?
-Great, I feel much better.
337
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,238
Did you guys hug?
338
00:18:22,322 --> 00:18:24,078
No but I think a connection was made.
339
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,959
With roger too? Especially with roger.
340
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:33,038
-Hey Ed!
-Hey.
341
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:35,678
How's the party going?
342
00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:38,558
I don't like anybody here and your mother
won't let me drink.
343
00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:41,878
Okay, guess what up to speed.
344
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:46,198
Gregory dahmer you're late come along
edward there's someone I want you to meet.
345
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,238
I hope his name is johnny walker.
346
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:49,958
It's the archbishop.
347
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:52,438
I hope his name is archbishop
johnny walker.
348
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,918
Want to mingle?
349
00:18:55,496 --> 00:18:56,398
Not really.
350
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,918
Want to mingle
with me and before you answer...
351
00:19:01,404 --> 00:19:02,878
look at what I'm not wearing.
352
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,038
I'll meet you upstairs.
353
00:19:14,246 --> 00:19:15,211
Everyone!
354
00:19:15,295 --> 00:19:18,688
All right everyone I
know we're enjoying the food in the chat.
355
00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:21,118
But we are here for an important purpose.
356
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,318
To tell me how thin I look.
357
00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:26,279
Just kidding.
358
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,478
But thank you for noticing.
359
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,449
All right I do believe...
360
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:34,438
the archbishop would
like to make a few remarks.
361
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:39,238
Thank you Mrs Montgomery
don't bother starting with a joke.
362
00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:42,078
I'd like to thank all of you...
363
00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:45,238
for the money we raised tonight
for our teen outreach program.
364
00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:46,798
As you know...
365
00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:49,291
the media bombards our young people.
366
00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:54,038
With powerful and unabated images
of sex...
367
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:55,798
and promiscuity.
368
00:19:56,037 --> 00:19:57,118
But tonight...
369
00:19:57,202 --> 00:20:01,638
right here in this house we are doing
something about that.
370
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:04,584
I believe we're
having a bit of an earthquake.
371
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:05,718
I think you're right.
372
00:20:05,803 --> 00:20:07,417
All right everyone
we're having an earthquake.
373
00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:09,758
Don't panic just put my liquor down...
374
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,480
and get out of my house
as quickly as possible.
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