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Let's name him...
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Quasar.
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Quasar Finkelstein.
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I don't know, it's cute when he's a baby,
but not later on.
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Yeah, we can still put it on the list.
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I don't know what was wrong
with Fuzzy-Shoehorn?
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I think we should name him
something unique...
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that nobody's ever heard of before like...
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Fremlick or Keldenfleur.
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Agrosma.
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-Hello little Agrosma.
-Hey, he likes it.
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All right, that's it, that's it.
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For two weeks now,
I've been listening to you guys...
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try to name this baby
after lawn furniture...
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and planets and colors...
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and feelings and trees...
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Yeah, Dogwood.
Whatever happened to Dogwood?
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Never mind what happened to Dogwood.
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It's not a name, and neither
is Adirondack or Tetherball or 112.
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Look, you give a girl a freaky name
and it's kind of cute but...
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You think my name is freaky?
Yes, but that's not my point.
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If this kid walks onto a schoolyard...
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and says, "Hi my name is Fountain-Pen
Pussy-Willow Finkelstein,
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he's gonna get the tar kicked out of him.
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Tar! Tar! Tar!
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-Tar.
-No.
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-Yes, that's nice, Tar.
-No.
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Give him a regular name,
like David or Michael or Stephen.
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Honey, I didn't realize you had
such strong feelings about this.
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He's my brother-in-law.
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That's very loving of you, Greg.
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You know, actually I was thinking
of naming him Harold after my father.
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Yeah, That's very nice, Larry.
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But you know that if we're gonna name
him after an ancestor...
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I've always liked
Christian for my grandfather.
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That's a good idea.
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Why don't you call Miami beach,
and tell my mother Esther Finkelstein...
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that her grandson's name is Christian?
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You know what? maybe I will.
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And while you're at it why don't
you just stab her in the chest.
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Fine and maybe if she lays there dying
she'll stop calling me Amy.
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She's hard of hearing, I told you,
she's hard of hearing.
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She's hard of heart, it's what she is.
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Was that my fault?
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Not really.
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Let's make a pact that
when we have kids...
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we're not putting
ourselves through this.
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Absolutely a boy will be Joe
or Bill or Tom.
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And a girl have a freaky name,
like: Sunshine space tweezers.
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See no it's cute for a girl.
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Nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk
+971561234154
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Nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk
+971561234154
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This is great family tree.
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Baby's first words you know everybody
should do one of these for their kids.
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If they can these things are hard.
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Where did mommy and daddy meet?
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Who knows that kind of thing.
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Maybe you can come back to that one larry.
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Well he's asleep.
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I ran out of animals.
Old MacDonald now has...
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robots dinosaurs,
and a bug zapper on his farm.
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Nice.
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Dharma, while you're up honey
would you get me some more apple juice.
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-I'll get it.
-No I'm up.
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Here we go.
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All about daddy.
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Where was I born?
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Man! They could at
least make it multiple choice.
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New york city larry.
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That doesn't sound right but okay.
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Everything's delicious Dharma thanks.
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{\an5}Honey, why don't you set down,
your food's gonna get cold.
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Ah daddy's favorite song?
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Jimmie Hendrix, "Hey Joe".
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{\an5}it reminds you of that time
you drove cross country...
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with one arm
bob and you never got any sleep...
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{\an5}because every time you drove
you had to do all the shifting.
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Favorite song...
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{\an5}One arm Bob.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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Hello!
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Sure I would love to hear about
your long-distance phone company.
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Sweetie do you want me to get the baby?
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Uh-oh daddy's favorite movie.
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It's a tide lawrence of
arabia and fits the cat.
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Right.
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Sure how could you choose.
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Now throw it!
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Throw it!
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Man!
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You know
sometimes I think they can't hear me.
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Peter you...
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do you know your dad's favorite movie?
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Muppets take Manhattan, why?
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Maybe it's just me.
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What?
I don't know anything about my father.
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Dharma knows the name of the
girl her dad took to his high school prom.
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Larry went to a prom?
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Junior year. Senior year he ran
a kind of concession in the parking lot.
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There's our, Larry.
Yeah.
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You know my dad...
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uh he lost his virginity at his prom.
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To his english teacher.
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He told you that?
He told everybody it's a great story.
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She still flunked him.
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Hey where you been?
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I went straight from work to my mom's to
help her out.
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Now I gotta get a change
of clothes and go right back.
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You're gonna spend the night there again?
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Honey the baby wakes up every two hours...
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and with Larry working nights
Abby's just exhausted.
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Well I'm sorry about that, but...
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aren't they kind of
taking advantage of you?
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You're taking advantage I'm
helping that's what you do for family.
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Okay I just was hoping that...
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tonight...
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was...
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you know.
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Monkey love Monday, I know.
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I was looking forward to that too.
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Do you want to do something really
fast right now nothing fancy no tricks?
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Take it.
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You know I'm sorry I really don't have
time, I gotta change and get out of here.
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Joke.
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Just watch the game.
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You know if you're
really hurting we could run a dirty movie.
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Watch the game.
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All right we could
kiss for a while with our shirts...
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all right?
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Nothing fancy no tricks though.
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The game.
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♪ If that mockingbird don't sing... ♪
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♪ Dharma is gonna buy you
a diamond ring. ♪
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He's up? Diaper.
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Oh again?
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Yes, you know what baby say about
breast milk?
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You don't buy it, you're in it.
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I'll try to get him to sleep.
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No you get some rest
you're gonna have to nurse him in an hour.
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Oh you're an angel.
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♪ And if that diamond ring don't shine. ♪
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♪ Dharma, is gonna buy you ♪
♪ a big green line. ♪
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♪ If that big green line
don't squeeze... ♪
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♪ Dharma is gonna buy you
a house of cheese. ♪
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♪ If that house of cheese gets moldy, ♪
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wow that was great honey.
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Were we done?
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Oh yeah you rocked my world.
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See in the morning.
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We'll go again if I got a minute.
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Don't you want to talk or...
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or cuddle or something.
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No I'm good love you.
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I feel so cheap.
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♪ If you don't go to sleep real soon, ♪
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♪ Dharma is gonna scoop out ♪
♪ her brain with a melon baller spoon. ♪
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How long is she gonna make us hold
this?
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I don't know but I'm dying here.
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Morning...
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sorry.
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Hey!
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Look who's up.
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Hi.
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-All right I'm off.
-Edward,
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did Gregory say why he wanted
to have lunch with you?
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I couldn't make much sense out of it
something about wanting to get to know me.
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For heaven's sakes, Edward. It couldn't be
that.
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Why don't you write these things down?
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I'm pretty sure that's what he said.
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And you're sure
he didn't want me to come along, as well?
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No, he was very clear
about that, just me.
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Now doesn't that seem a bit odd?
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Well, I didn't give it much thought.
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No, you don't suppose.
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You don't suppose he
developed some sort of an issue with me,
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and he's trying to forge
an alliance with you?
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Possibly.
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Unbelievable!
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Boy! You sacrificed your life for these
children and this is how they repay you.
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Okay well, see you later.
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And remind him...
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I nearly broke my tailbone
giving birth to him.
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I'll try to work it in.
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Dad...
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I don't want to talk about mother's
tailbone I want to talk about you.
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-All right, but if she asks I told you.
-OK.
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This is nice, isn't it? Just you and.
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Do you remember
the girl you took to your prom?
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Sure.
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Well, what was she like?
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Nice gal.
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Tall gal.
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Did you, did you like her?
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Yeah, I suppose I liked her well enough.
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Did you ever play an instrument?
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I took...
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clarinet lessons as a child.
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I stopped.
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I don't know why.
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Clarinet?
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Might have been an oboe.
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Oboe's nice.
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No, it was a clarinet.
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There you go, Very nice clean diaper.
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Oh no, no, don't go to sleep.
No don't go to sleep. No no.
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Come on, we get
the whole night ahead of us.
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Come on, hang in there with me,
Big Eye, you can do it.
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Oh, I am so screwed.
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There you are.
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Honey...
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listen I know how hard
you've been working...
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and I'm starting to feel like
I'm taking advantage of you.
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No, no Abby, you're not.
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Are you sure?
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Well, finish your thought.
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Do you remember Becky...
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who helped take care of you
when you were little?
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Becky who used to give me
piggy back, right?
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I called her, and she said
she'd love to help.
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Oh that's great.
Thank you, Abby.
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Thank you god.
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-When will she be here?
-She's here now.
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Beckky, Come out of the kitchen.
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It's gonna be great to see her again.
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Who is ready for a piggy-back ride?
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Why don't you take the first one?
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Here you go Becky.
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One soft boiled egg...
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wheat toast, lightly buttered...
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no crust.
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And two street runes.
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Skinned?
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-Yes, skinned.
-Oh, good.
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My feet are swollen.
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No maybe you should stay off them today.
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Hi. What a knife.
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They expect me to sleep sitting up,
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they have got to get me a better chair.
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Baby come on over and have your dinner.
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It's eggplant lasagna.
I hope you didn't go to too much trouble.
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You know dharma made you dinner.
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Must be nice having Becky here.
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So you have time to
putter around the kitchen.
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Don't anybody move.
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Dharma, let me help you? That's so nice,
but you're just a voice inside my head.
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Hey brought your stuff oh gene thank you,
so much.
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Did you remember the cappuccino
triple shot grand A.
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Oh sweet nectar of the gods.
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They don't have coffee here?
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Chicory.
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And can I just tell you something chicory
sucks.
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Chicory dickery sucks.
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I brought you two changes of clothes
shampoo my parents make their own shampoo.
255
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Does
it suck I think it's made out of Chicory.
256
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,386
Why couldn't Greg bring this stuff over?
257
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Because I didn't want a luxury
thinks I'm being taken advantage of.
258
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,158
You look like hell.
259
00:14:17,242 --> 00:14:19,558
That's weird because I feel like crap.
260
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,998
You button your shirt wrong.
261
00:14:24,527 --> 00:14:28,958
Yesterday I had a book
in my pants all day nobody said a word.
262
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Good, you're doing okay? Yes I am.
263
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Okay then.
Try to get some sleep thanks I will.
264
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:43,038
Don't tell Greg.
265
00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:50,078
Are we going to be doing
this lunch thing every day?
266
00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:54,278
No I just you know thought that this
was a good way to get to know you better.
267
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,238
I'm not dying, am I?
268
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Not as far as I know.
269
00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:02,438
Good,
because I'm thinking of ordering a reuben.
270
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Uh would you
say that that's your favorite sandwich.
271
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No not really.
272
00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,558
I was thinking you, you probably...
273
00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:14,438
don't know much about me either.
274
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,318
You're not dying, are you?
275
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I'm fine.
276
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Good. Two reubens.
277
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:23,918
For instance, do you remember
Christina Parker?
278
00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:25,748
No.
279
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She was my girlfriend's
senior year of high school.
280
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Okay.
281
00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:33,060
And do you remember that Easter break...
282
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:35,335
when I said that I was going camping...
283
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,918
with some guys?
284
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:38,478
I think so.
285
00:15:38,718 --> 00:15:39,878
Well...
286
00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:43,678
I wasn't completely honest
with you about what went on.
287
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:46,693
OK son, I see where you're going here.
288
00:15:47,787 --> 00:15:49,553
Anything that happens when you're
young...
289
00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,758
in the woods with a bunch of fellas.
290
00:15:51,843 --> 00:15:52,878
Dad...
291
00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:56,558
I was with Christina we
spent the weekend in a motel.
292
00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:59,718
I don't feel you have to make
up some story about a girl.
293
00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:01,351
Just don't talk about it.
294
00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:03,580
It's not a story I was with this girl.
295
00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:06,889
Son, we had two boys
in my outfit in Vietnam...
296
00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:09,927
they got cut off from the rest of us,
spent three weeks alone in the jungle.
297
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,562
When we found them they had...
298
00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:12,713
they had...
299
00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:15,340
kind of set up house together,
if you know what I mean.
300
00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:16,358
Dad...
301
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,719
that's not it.
302
00:16:17,803 --> 00:16:19,958
The war ended they came back stateside...
303
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:23,198
they both got married to a couple
of nice girls had families one of them...
304
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,318
is a...
305
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:27,278
United States Congressman. The
other fella is...
306
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,758
his personal assistant.
307
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:35,198
That's very interesting,
but I want to talk about you.
308
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,478
Oh I never did anything like that.
309
00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:41,118
All right.
310
00:16:41,289 --> 00:16:43,358
Whatever it is
I feel no need to apologize.
311
00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:45,318
From the day that you were born...
312
00:16:45,486 --> 00:16:47,838
I have done everything
humanly possible to be a good mother.
313
00:16:47,922 --> 00:16:51,438
To keep this family together and
if that is not good enough then frankly...
314
00:16:51,684 --> 00:16:53,638
you are one ungrateful young man.
315
00:16:57,913 --> 00:17:00,158
Oh hello Reuben.
316
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,598
Dharma!
317
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,398
Listen I invited a bunch of people over
to see the baby.
318
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,838
So do you think you could heat up a
pot of your chili?
319
00:17:14,922 --> 00:17:16,918
You invited people over how many?
320
00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:18,878
I don't know nine or ten.
321
00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:20,078
At the same time?
322
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:25,078
Well if there's not enough chili just
make some sandwiches, nothing fancy.
323
00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:28,395
-Hello! We're here.
-Hi.
324
00:17:28,685 --> 00:17:32,936
Where's that beautiful baby?
I want to see him, I want to see.
325
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,352
What a look on that beautiful face?!
326
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:40,212
Oh I want to eat those cheeks.
327
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,607
Keep it down!
I just got Becky to sleep.
328
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:53,238
Harold Christian
Finkelstein is such a beautiful name.
329
00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:54,758
But if my mother asks...
330
00:17:54,982 --> 00:17:56,907
the C stands for Irving.
331
00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,638
I don't know how you do it Abby?
332
00:17:59,722 --> 00:18:00,878
You look terrific.
333
00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:04,838
-Thanks, Joyce. I feel good.
-And you're keeping the house up.
334
00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:09,558
My daughter had a baby last year she's
22 years old her house was like a kennel.
335
00:18:10,182 --> 00:18:11,731
Oh I couldn't live like that.
336
00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:15,638
I still can't get
over how wonderful you are.
337
00:18:16,218 --> 00:18:18,038
Oh please you know it's funny too...
338
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:21,038
cause I remember
being just exhausted with Dharma.
339
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,718
I guess it's true what people
say the second one is easier.
340
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,878
Hey! Here's a thought.
341
00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:33,261
Maybe the second one is easier because
the first one is doing all the damn work.
342
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,878
Don't look at me like I'm a crazy person.
343
00:18:36,962 --> 00:18:38,998
Who has stayed
up every night with this baby? Me.
344
00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:41,518
Who has changed him burped him,
and dressed him? Me.
345
00:18:41,602 --> 00:18:43,540
Who has gotten Larry
ready every night for work?
346
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,278
Who has cooked every meal this last week?
347
00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,264
And who found your teeth?
348
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,678
I'm not sure they're mine.
349
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:54,278
Fine whatever.
350
00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:55,438
You're on your own now.
351
00:18:55,522 --> 00:18:58,158
Because I'm going home
where I can get some sleep,
352
00:18:58,242 --> 00:18:59,358
do my laundry...
353
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:03,598
do my dishes, and
if I have any strength left my husband.
354
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,029
You know, no matter how much
you try to include them...
355
00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:15,878
the first one is always a little jealous.
356
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,598
Thanks Ed, that's all I needed to know.
357
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:26,655
Sure if I think
of anything else I'll call you. Bye
358
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,558
you got nothing right?
359
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,438
First love? Phyllis McCarthy.
She broke his heart.
360
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:41,078
He still keeps one of her hair ribbons
in a cigar box on his desk at work.
361
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,038
He just told you that?
362
00:19:44,071 --> 00:19:45,158
Biggest regret?
363
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:50,358
Not stopping Lena Horne
for an autograph in New York in 1956.
364
00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:53,397
Favorite color? Sky blue.
365
00:19:53,481 --> 00:19:57,394
Favorite song? Tijuanai Taxi.
Favorite band? Tijuana brass.
366
00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:58,718
That makes sense.
367
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,918
Biggest fear decapitation.
368
00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:09,038
Favorite movie?
A little bit of a surprise here...
369
00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:11,198
the piano the piano?
370
00:20:11,282 --> 00:20:14,358
Well it is a woman on
an island who doesn't speak.
371
00:20:19,662 --> 00:20:23,118
I'm sorry I can't keep my eyes open.
No go to bed. Good night.
372
00:20:25,002 --> 00:20:27,638
Oh check out the bottom of page three.
373
00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:30,076
Wait! What does this mean:
374
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,198
"My dad hailed Kitty after two dates?"
375
00:20:32,282 --> 00:20:34,161
that's an end honey.
376
00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:37,146
Oh, I didn't want to know that.
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