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Larry: in the name of
All that is decent and holy,
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What is
That revolting concoction?
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It's a kale, fish-oil,
Dill, pollen, quinoa smoothie.
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Marty and I have our 25th
High-school reunion coming up,
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And I want to look amazing.
[ chuckles ]
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Reunion!
Oh, that sounds wonderful!
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It's a chance to see old friends
And relive old memories
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And reminisce
About days gone by.
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Nah,
It's more like a contest
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To see whose life
Turned out the best.
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But I am not gonna play
That game. No way.
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Tina giannulli, my high-school
Frenemy, might play, but not me.
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When was the last time
You ate solid food?
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[ gulps ]
Four days ago.
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Deb! Deb!
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Guess who just got invited
To play our reunion.
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Motor baut.
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[ chuckles ] Wow!
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Motor boat -- I have not heard
That name in the longest time.
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It's "Baut," deb. "Baut."
It's "Boat."
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The name of your high-school
Band was "Motor boat."
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That's because
Everyone ignores
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The two little dots
Over the "U."
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Am I the only one who knows
What an umlaut is? God!
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Motor baut was
The greatest high-school band
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In the history of the 1980s.
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I was just rhythm guitar,
But I loved those guys
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Like they're my brothers,
And now it's time
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To get back into
Our leather pants and rock!
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Motor baut!
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Oh. Marty, are you sure
That's a good idea?
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Can you even find those
Stinky old leather pants?
♪ she's satan's siren ♪
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♪ she'll ruin your life ♪
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♪ she's satan's siren,
She's causing you strife ♪
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What the hell is going on?
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
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Motor baut! Yeah! Whoo!
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I'm gonna -- I'm g--
I'll clean that up now.
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♪♪♪
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♪ we came from outer space
And settled in new jersey ♪
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♪ we took names like larry bird
And jackie joyner-kersee ♪
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♪ then the humans
Moved next door ♪
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♪ started testing
All our limits ♪
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♪ so sit right down,
Enjoy the show ♪
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♪ we'll be done in 30 minutes ♪
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[ laughing ] Isn't this
The most fun you ever had
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In your entire life?
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Who needs a girlfriend when
You can have this kind of fun?
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Wha-ha-whoo!
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I don't know.
This feels a little dangerous.
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And I have
A sweater to finish, so --
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No! Don't go!
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I'm heartbroken
Over my breakup with amber.
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If I stop laughing,
I'll start crying.
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I feel your pain, dawg,
But get it together!
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"Fast and furious" night with
The weaver kids is coming up.
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Me and amber
In the same room?
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I'm sorry, dick,
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But I'm afraid our
"Fast and the furious" fridays
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Are a thing of the past.
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It looks like
My brother's sad love life
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Just became my problem.
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Marty: in my defense,
How many guys can wear
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The same pair of pants
They wore 25 years ago?
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I'm not sure
What that number is,
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But subtract 1 from it.
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Come on, larry.
Don't make me feel insecure
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About my appearance,
Okay?
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I'm intimidated enough
Already.
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This was a seriously
Good-looking group of guys.
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Marty, has it
Ever occurred to you
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You might be putting your
Former bandmates on a pedestal
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And they couldn't possibly
Be that -- good god.
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Those are
Some gorgeous men.
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I'm hideous.
Right?
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I just hope the guys
Aren't still mad at debbie.
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They hate me.
Hate you?
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How could
Anybody hate you?
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I'll tell you everything
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While you help me get pretty
For the reunion.
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At your service,
Debbie weaver!
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Ow!
Ooh, yeah.
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Things started out fine
With debbie and the guys.
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And then they turned on her,
One by one.
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Eventually,
I was forced to choose
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Between my girl
And the music.
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I chose debbie.
The band broke up over it.
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I guess you could say
Debbie was our yoko.
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I guess
I was their yoko.
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If before she got
With john,
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She dated paul, george,
And ringo.
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And pete best.
And a few of the stones.
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No!
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You were
Romantically involved
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With all of the guys
In the band?
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And the girl
Who played backup synth.
Debbie weaver!
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Oh, come on, jackie.
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You know
The whole musician thing.
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No, I do not know
The whole musician thing.
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Oh, being onstage
With an instrument
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Makes ugly guys handsome,
Short guys tall,
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And the hot guys
In motor boat so hot
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That I just had to stick
My tongue in their mouths.
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Ooh.
That's disgusting.
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They had this blue light
That they used onstage.
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It was so moody.
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Oh, I broke
All their hearts.
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They wrote a lot
Of songs about me.
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There was this one
About a boat that crashed
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And sank
On a treacherous shore.
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Are you sure it wasn't just
A song about a boat?
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Oh, jackie, it's never
Just about a boat.
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Our best song was all about
A boat -- "Satan's siren."
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Marty, were you
Actually in this band,
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Or were you just walking by
When the photo was taken?
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Shane was the star.
I've never seen
Such a specimen.
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I'm hoping that the years
Have leveled the field somewhat.
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I mean, I see guys my age
At the grocery store.
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They are not holding up
So well.
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You cannot put a price
On this hairline.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Marty!
Marty!
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You guys look great.
Come in.
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[ whistles ]
Nice pad, marty.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Let's go
Have a couple of beers.
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We'll catch up
While we wait for shane.
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Marty,
Shane's no longer with us.
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What? Oh, god. No.
He didn't --
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No, no. He's fine.
He married his yoga teacher.
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She's, like, 23.
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Poor guy's so tired,
He had to give up music.
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[ chuckles ]
A fate worse than death.
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Except for the 23-year-old
Yoga-teacher part.
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Hey, guys.
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Nice to see you again.
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Deborah.
Deborah.
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Listen, marty, we know
It's a lot of pressure,
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But maybe you should
Try playing lead guitar.
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Oh, yeah. I don't know.
I-I could try that out, I guess.
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Sure. You want to
Hit the garage?
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Let's rock.
All right, bro.
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Just like old days,
Huh?
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This out of the way.
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Shane wanted you
To have this.
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The shane saw.
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Thanks, guys.
Gentlemen, let's rock.
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One, two, three, four.
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[ discordant music plays ]
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Stop that infernal noise
This minute!
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Good god, I could get lost
In those eyes.
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Hey, larry, we're kind of busy
Right now, buddy.
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You a musician, dude?
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Um, well, I dabbled
In the ukulele, dude.
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You got a good vibe,
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And we're short
A rhythm guitarist,
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If you want in.
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No, no, no.
Guys, guys, hold on.
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Larry knows nothing
About rock music.
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Come on.
Give the dude a chance.
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Seriously?
Give him the chain saw,
Bro.
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[ sighs ]
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Mm.
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Let's see.
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[ discordant notes play ]
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Not as easy as I make it look,
Is it, larry?
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Excuse me.
I never tried this before.
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[ melodic chords play ]
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I think I'm getting it.
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Things take practice,
You know.
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[ electric guitar playing ]
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Ooh. Yes, I'm really getting
The hang of it now.
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That took a while.
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[ electric guitar solo ]
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This amber-and-reggie breakup
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Is more problematic
Than I realized.
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Amber's in her sixth stage
Of amber grief --
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Make everyone
Around you cry.
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Which were also
Stages one through five.
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If we want
"Fast and furious" fridays,
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Then we're gonna have to
"Parent trap" them.
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[ knock on door ]
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What the hell
Do you want?
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I come bearing tidings
From my brother.
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Amber wrote this for me?
Mm-hmm.
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My heart
Is already singing.
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"Love alters not
With his brief hours and weeks,
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"But bears it out
Even to the edge of doom.
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Your friend, reggie."
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Wow! I didn't know
The kid had it in him.
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"If you want to
Get back together
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"So we can watch
'tokyo drift'
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"With three adorable children,
Check box 'a.'
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If not, check 'b.'
But check 'a.'"
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She also included
A "My little pony" sticker
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To sweeten the deal.
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Sorry, guys.
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♪ she's satan's siren ♪
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♪ she's satan's siren ♪
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♪ ye-e-e-ah ♪
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Yeah!
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[ note plays ]
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[ song ends ]
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Larry, how would you like
To be our lead guitarist.
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What?!
Sure.
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Hold on, guys.
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Wait, look,
Larry's great and all,
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But I don't
Know if we're gonna --
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Come on, marty.
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It's pretty obvious
That larry bird
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Was meant to be
The new leader of motor baut.
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Yeah.
It's pretty obvious.
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Yeah, yeah. Totally.
No, I see -- I see that.
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I'm gonna go, uh, get us some
Sodas out of the fridge.
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Marty? One last thing
Before you go.
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They took my pants,
Deb.
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Who took your pants,
Honey?
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The band.
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Yeah, they'll do that.
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♪♪♪
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♪ our three ships
Landed on the same shore ♪
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♪ we each had a shot,
Every one of us scored ♪
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♪ we three vikings
Made out with the shore ♪
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♪ and we never were found,
Yeah ♪
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♪ she's satan's siren,
She'll ruin your life ♪
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Oh. High-school reunions
Are so wonderful.
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Must be so nice
To have all these people
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You share a past with.
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You're so lucky,
Debbie weaver.
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Yeah, yeah.
I wonder if tina's here yet.
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Lorraine warner?
It is so good to see you.
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Oh. Thank you.
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That's the third person
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To call me "Lorraine"
Since we've arrived.
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Yeah, um, bayonne high
Was like 90% italian.
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The rest were irish.
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There was one black girl,
Lorraine warner.
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So everyone thinks
That I'm her.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
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But don't you see?
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If I'm lorraine warner,
Then I have a past.
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It's like
Being home again.
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I have to go catch up
With my old friends.
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Wait a sec.
Don't tell me.
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Uh...Um...
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Debbie alper?
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[ both chuckle ]
246
00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:54,324
Uh, let me think.
Uh...
247
00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:57,758
Tina...Giannulli?
248
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,930
Ah.
Come here, you!
249
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:03,363
♪ she's satan's siren ♪
250
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,735
♪ she's satan's siren ♪
251
00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:11,902
♪ ye-e-e-ah ♪
252
00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:17,377
♪ aha, ye-e-e-ah ♪
253
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,109
Yeah!
254
00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:22,382
[ cheers and applause ]
255
00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:26,887
Greetings, suburban
Middle-aged mediocrities.
256
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,359
I am larry bird,
And we are motor baut.
257
00:11:29,359 --> 00:11:32,863
And we'll be back in
A short while to rock some more.
258
00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:34,925
[ cheers and applause ]
259
00:11:40,771 --> 00:11:44,404
Hey, larry, this reunion
Was my chance to rock again
260
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,436
After all these years,
And you're ruining it for me.
261
00:11:46,436 --> 00:11:49,940
I think that it's time
You stepped aside.
262
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,181
After all
The time and effort I put
263
00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:53,984
Into being the world's
Greatest guitar player?
264
00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:55,886
Yes.
265
00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:59,189
Gentlemen of motor baut,
It's come to my attention
266
00:11:59,189 --> 00:12:02,292
That marty weaver would like me
To leave the band.
267
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,925
Marty, are you seriously trying
To sabotage this band again?
268
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,226
Not sabotage, per se.
269
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,329
Look, I know we all
Made out with your wife,
270
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,031
But that was years ago,
Man.
271
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:14,134
Get over yourself.
Wait. What?
272
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,967
So, after my
Nationally televised appearance
273
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:19,009
On the hit abc show
"Shark tank,"
274
00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,911
Barbara saw
Raw potential in me,
275
00:12:20,911 --> 00:12:23,914
And she encouraged me
To enroll in business school.
276
00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:25,916
Oh, well, debbie,
277
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:30,050
A strong foundation in business
Is a wonderful thing.
278
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,251
Which is why
My husband and I
279
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,784
Just donated a library
To a business school.
280
00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:35,956
Library?
Oh, you mean like the books.
281
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,327
Sure.
282
00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:39,890
The books, the walls,
The floor, the ceiling.
283
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,892
The hard part
Was figuring out a name,
284
00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:45,295
Because the school gymnasium
Already had our name on it.
285
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,337
[ chuckles ]
[ chuckles ]
286
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:49,339
That's tough.
287
00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:50,801
Oh.
288
00:12:50,801 --> 00:12:51,872
[ door closes ]
289
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,004
All right, quick,
Somebody make sure
290
00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:55,545
There's a tight tourniquet
To stop the bleeding.
291
00:12:55,545 --> 00:12:58,378
If we act fast enough,
We can save the arm.
292
00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,950
What the hell
Is going on?
293
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,781
Reggie, I have
A confession to make.
294
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,914
Max didn't really
Chop off his arm.
295
00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:05,455
Well, since we're here,
We might as well
296
00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,958
Stick around and see
Which way tokyo is drifting.
297
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:08,989
Am I right?
298
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:15,265
Guys, listen, amber and I
Aren't together anymore.
299
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:17,828
We're not gonna be hanging out
Like we used to.
300
00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:19,299
But you're still
Next-door neighbors.
301
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,431
Yeah, doesn't that
Trump former lovers?
302
00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:23,974
Okay, never use
The word "Lovers" again.
303
00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:25,435
And, also,
When you're exes,
304
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,878
Sometimes you need
A long cooling-off period.
305
00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:30,881
It's not gonna be the same.
This is between me and amber.
306
00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:33,013
We're still gonna be
Your big brother and big sister,
307
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,916
Just not together.
308
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,247
[ sighs ]
309
00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:40,891
I think we just found out
Which way tokyo's drifting.
310
00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:45,896
Honestly, bro,
Where do you think
311
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:47,397
All our great songs
Came from?
312
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,930
"Satan's siren,"
"The tramp from bayonne."
313
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,132
"Dirty debbie."
I mean, come on.
314
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:55,065
I thought that song was about
The lunch lady in the cafeteria
315
00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:56,536
Who never changed her apron.
316
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,338
Mm...Nope.
317
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,440
It took me 25 years
To figure out
318
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,173
That "Satan's siren"
Isn't just about a boat?
319
00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:06,216
Dude, it's never
Just about a boat.
320
00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:07,847
♪♪♪
321
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,479
Lorraine,
Remember the time
322
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:12,152
You set off that cherry bomb
Inside mrs. Schwartz's car?
323
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,154
[ new jersey accent ] Well,
She was just begging for it,
324
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,486
Always busting my chops
All the time.
325
00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:19,189
I always thought you were
The coolest girl at school.
326
00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:22,332
[ chuckles ]
You girls are too cute.
327
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,534
Too cute.
328
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:27,037
Anyway, with the twins
Away at harvard,
329
00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:29,469
We spend most of our time
At the turks and caicos house.
330
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,872
Hmm. Well,
Congratulations, tina.
331
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,004
You win.
332
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:36,006
Win?
[ scoffs ]
333
00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:38,108
Well, debbie, I have no idea
What you're talking about.
334
00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,249
Sure, you don't.
335
00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:41,381
I may not have mansions
Or vacation homes
336
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,213
Or prize-winning poodles,
But I have something
337
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:46,356
That is way more important
Than that -- my family.
338
00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:49,159
I have three wonderful kids,
A husband I adore.
339
00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:51,161
Our relationship
Is rock solid.
340
00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:53,623
You made out
With every guy in my band?
341
00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:56,266
You're satan's siren!
What?
342
00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,598
This whole relationship
Is built on lies.
343
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,001
This marriage is a sham.
344
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:06,937
I know a great divorce attorney
From my country club.
345
00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:08,438
Oh, shut up, tina!
346
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:18,188
♪♪♪
347
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:20,320
You see that sandwich?
348
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,994
It's me.
The leftover.
349
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:26,026
The last choice.
350
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,657
You know, I think
A more apt metaphor
351
00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:30,560
Is that debbie is like
This party sandwich
352
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,233
In that everybody here
Has already had a piece.
353
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,235
You know, this just
Reinforces my feelings
354
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,466
About being second-rate.
355
00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:39,309
You know, backup guitarist,
Backup boyfriend,
356
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:41,241
Backup husband.
357
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,573
Maybe. Sure.
358
00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:45,976
You know, larry,
I was mad at you
359
00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:48,979
For stealing the spotlight,
But let's be honest.
360
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:51,381
The spotlight was
Never mine to begin with.
361
00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:55,585
♪♪♪
362
00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:57,487
Hello.
363
00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:59,629
Would you like me to sign
Your breast, wing, or thigh?
364
00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:03,533
I have an awesome idea!
365
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:06,466
Let's all go down the shore
In my camaro,
366
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,469
Get some hoagies and
Italian ices at jersey free--
367
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,073
♪♪♪
368
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:16,406
Having fun, lorraine?
369
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:18,278
♪ take me in your arms ♪
370
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,580
[ british accent ] If anybody
Asks, you're in ad sales.
371
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,552
♪ suddenly,
I feel light-headed ♪
Mnh-mnh-mnh.
372
00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:25,555
♪ the room is spinning,
I've lost my senses ♪
373
00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:30,520
[ all murmuring ]
374
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,624
♪♪♪
375
00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:37,627
I'm sorry, marty.
376
00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:40,470
I should have
Told you about rob.
377
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:41,571
And john.
378
00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:43,573
And shane.
379
00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:46,036
And trudy.
380
00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:50,280
How do you think
I feel, deb?
381
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,642
Finding out 25 years
After high school
382
00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:54,184
That I was
Your last choice.
383
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:57,487
So I kissed the other guys
In your band.
384
00:16:57,487 --> 00:17:00,420
But then you and I got together,
And everyone else fell away.
385
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,592
You weren't
My last choice, marty.
386
00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:04,224
You were my best choice.
387
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,026
You won, marty.
We both did.
388
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,729
So come on. Are we okay?
389
00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:16,666
I don't know, deb.
I think I need more time.
390
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:19,209
[ sighs ]
391
00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:23,513
♪ I'm lying alone
With my head on the phone ♪
392
00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:26,816
♪ thinking of you
Till it hurts ♪
393
00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:28,418
[ indistinct conversations ]
394
00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:32,422
♪ I know you hurt, too,
But what else can we do? ♪
395
00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:35,255
♪ tormented and torn apart ♪
Not lorraine anymore.
396
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,556
For a little while,
397
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,589
It was nice to be somebody
Who had old friends.
398
00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:41,231
Well, I'm your friend.
399
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:45,235
And this reunion's
Making me feel pretty old.
400
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:49,369
Oh, jackie.
♪ it would make me believe
What tomorrow could bring ♪
401
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,503
Playing "Remember when"
Is a dangerous game.
402
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:55,605
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
403
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:58,548
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
Coming back to these reunions,
We're trying to recapture
404
00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:00,380
The feeling
Of our teenage years,
405
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,552
But is that a place
You really want to go back to?
406
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:05,515
♪ I'm all out of love,
What am I without you? ♪
We romanticize high school,
407
00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:07,717
But the truth is
It wasn't easy.
408
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:10,560
♪ I can't be too late
To say that I was so wrong ♪
409
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,593
There were tough times,
Broken hearts,
410
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,595
Friends that let you down.
411
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,569
♪ I want you to come back
And carry me home ♪
412
00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:21,401
Marty.
♪ away from these long,
Lonely nights ♪
413
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,103
I got carried away
Being a living god.
414
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,438
These pants belong to you.
♪ I'm reaching for you,
Are you feeling it too? ♪
415
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:31,281
♪ does the feeling seem,
Oh, so right? ♪
Really, larry?
416
00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:33,743
Thank you.
♪ and what would you say
If I called on you now? ♪
417
00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:36,546
You have to put them back on,
Though. Security's coming.
418
00:18:36,546 --> 00:18:38,588
They'll never catch me.
419
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:42,422
Rock 'n' roll!
420
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:48,428
Debbie: but sometimes,
If you're really lucky,
421
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,500
Some of the best things
From high school
422
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,863
Stay with you forever.
423
00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:55,705
[ tapping ]
424
00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:58,508
This -- this song
Is for my wife, debbie.
425
00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:01,371
I-I realized something
Tonight.
426
00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:04,214
I was a, uh,
Backup rhythm guitarist
427
00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,846
Who was never really
In the blue light.
428
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,478
But somehow,
429
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:11,781
The most amazing woman
In the world still saw me.
430
00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:15,255
I'm the luckiest sailor ever.
431
00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:21,631
♪♪♪
432
00:19:26,536 --> 00:19:31,541
♪ after she pillaged
And plundered our hearts ♪
433
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:35,645
♪ she ended up
More viking than us ♪
434
00:19:42,952 --> 00:19:48,888
♪ that good-for-nothing
Two-timer ♪
435
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,421
♪ and her siren call ♪
436
00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:52,662
Yeah.
437
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:56,466
♪ she's satan's siren,
She changed my life ♪
438
00:19:56,466 --> 00:20:01,531
♪ she's satan's siren,
I made her my wife ♪
439
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:14,344
♪ she's satan's siren,
I need her tonight ♪
440
00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:19,289
♪ debbie weaver,
You make everything right ♪
441
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:23,453
[ cheers and applause ]
442
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:27,797
Thank you, bayonne high!
I love you guys!
443
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,305
I love you.
Oh, I love you,
Too, baby.
444
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,238
I think these are
The p.E. Teacher's panties.
445
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,510
Well, that's
Rock 'n' roll, baby.
446
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:45,475
[ crowd chanting ]
447
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,786
♪ she's satan's siren ♪
448
00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:57,857
♪ she's satan's siren ♪
449
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:01,861
♪ ye-e-e-ah ♪
450
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,693
♪ we thought we were tough ♪
451
00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:06,035
♪ we were vikings, after all ♪
452
00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:08,338
♪ we thought
We were strong enough ♪
453
00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:10,370
♪ we had all the gold ♪
454
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,042
♪ how did she end up with that ♪
455
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:17,747
♪ lead cannonball? ♪
456
00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:21,411
Yeah.
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