All language subtitles for The Neighbors (2012) S01E21 Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems (1080p AMZN Webrip x265 10bit EAC3 5.1 - TheSickle)[TAoE]_track3_[eng]
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And bam!
The guy comes outta nowhere.
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You know how quiet
Those priuses can be.
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It was parked.
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Parked quietly.
Uh-huh.
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I don't know what's going on
With me this week.
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First,
There was the parking ticket.
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Then it was the incident
At the shoe store.
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What incident?
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Well, I was having feelings,
And so I bought some shoes.
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Oh, boy.
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More than "Some."
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An entire section.
Bill's coming.
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But before you say anything,
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I'm gonna pay for it
With my own money.
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What are you talking about?
How you gonna--
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I was thinking that maybe
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To earn, I c--
Oh, no.
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Please don't tell me you're
Gonna do the purse thing again.
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Thing?
Hobby?
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Business?
Because it broke even.
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Even?
Almost even.
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Oh, don't worry.
I'm not gonna make new ones.
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I just thought I'd sell
The ones I have left over.
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You know what?
Let's have a garage sale!
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No. Honey, we don't have to
Sell off our old junk, okay?
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I'll just pay for the repairs.
My money is our money.
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Our money is my money.
That feels worse.
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Uh, the money...
Okay, it's just money
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That we have--
We're gonna have a garage sale.
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Yeah.
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So while people are
Picking through our old crap
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In the front yard,
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You might wanna give
The heads-up to the other aliens
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To stay inside, maybe keep
The strange to a minimum.
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Yes, 'cause there's
Nothing strange
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About humans picking through
Your old crap.
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Ba-zing!
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Oh.
Dick's been watching reruns
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Of your old
Late night talk shows.
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He's decided he wants to be
A sidekick someday.
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Hey-o!
Help me, debbie weaver.
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I'm one ba-zing away
From blowing my brains out.
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Well, jackie, I could use
Your help dealing with the money
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For the sale.
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I have this mental block
With business.
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My whole family has it.
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And yet every one of them wanted
To start their own business.
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Yeah. My dad drive two different
Companies into the ground,
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And my brothers helped him.
We're bad with numbers.
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Last time they tried
To figure out a tip,
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It took so long they had to stay
For a second meal.
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(slurps)
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Uh-huh. So, jackie,
What do you say?
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I'd love it if you worked
The cashbox.
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(gasps) work?
I'd love to work.
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Don't be absurd.
You're a female.
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You can't work
Outside the home.
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You know,
For an evolved species,
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Your idea of gender roles
Is very outdated.
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Actually, debbie,
It's a matter of safety.
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Zabvronian females
Lack a skin enzyme
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That we males are born with.
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As a result, on our planet,
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The women can't go outside
The house
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Or they get burned alive
By our atmosphere.
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(imitates explosion)
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Well, larry, women can
Go outside on earth, so--
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Oh, doesn't mean they have
Any business in the workplace.
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Men are better at it.
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We command more respect.
We are born leaders.
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Put a cork in it,
Four-eyes.
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I'd love to sell
Your old crap,
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And you can't stop me.
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Jackie joyner-kersee,
Everybody!
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And now a word from
The good people at texaco.
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♪♪♪
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This is today?
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We're having the sale now?
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Wow, marty,
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You've really gotta start paying
More attention around here.
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Deb, there's way too much
To keep track of.
(sighs deeply)
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Okay, there's you, amber, max,
Abby, aliens next door.
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Everybody's got
All these little things.
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So a customer approaches,
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And I'm supposed to see how much
Money I can get for this?
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No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna do these puzzles.
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When are you gonna do
The puzzles?
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All right, you know how
I'm always looking
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For that father and son thing
To do with max?
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Maybe doing puzzles
Is our thing.
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It's not our thing.
It's gonna be our thing.
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You can't just pick a thing!
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Our thing has been picked.
So now move. Go!
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(gasps) ooh, jackie.
Mm?
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I think we have
Our first customer.
Oh!
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Hi.
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This is quite the racquet
You've got here.
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It's not a racket, sir.
It's a garage sale.
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And everything is
Completely above board!
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The racquet.
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I'll give you ten bucks
For it?
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Grandma's painting of max.
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Somebody, this will
Be evidence in a trial.
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(laughing) amber weaver,
You make me laugh,
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Even when I know
I shouldn't.
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(continues laughing)
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There's
My favorite boyfriend!
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Oh! (giggles)
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Great painting.
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(stifling laugh)
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What?
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Nothing.
It's an inside joke.
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But we're outside,
So it's an outside joke.
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(giggles)
(groans loudly)
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(horn honks)
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Oh, my god. Why is jeremy here?
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(car door closes)
Because he's your boyfriend.
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No, they broke up.
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What? You didn't tell me that.
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It's totally over.
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Everyone knows it.
He just won't go away.
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He's like "American idol."
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(laughing)
Yes?
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I got good news for you,
Dude.
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I'm ready to take you back.
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I have bad news for you,
Ma'am.
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I broke up with you.
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It's over, jeremy.
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Amber, we can work this out.
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You said you like
"American idol."
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Shh!
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Please, dad.
Puzzles are so boring.
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Max, when we finish, we're gonna
Put a layer of glue on it,
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We're gonna hang it
On the wall--
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I'm done.
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Wow.
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Well, that was fun. See ya.
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No, no, no, no. Wait, max.
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You want me to do
The other one?
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No, the point isn't
How fast we can do it.
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The point is--
Done.
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How did you do that?
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(whispers) that's insane.
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No. I'm not going above 8%.
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Are you looking for anything
In particular?
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Ooh. I did not like that.
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You're not gonna screw me.
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Go find somebody else to sell
Your cheap dumb quilts, mom.
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(disconnects call)
Uh...
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Can we help you
Find something?
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Stop. Purse. Love.
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Oh. Thank you.
(exhales)
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I made them myself.
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It started out
As something fun,
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And then I tried turning it
Into a business.
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(whispers) wow.
But, um...
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(normal voice)
That is really boring.
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Not interested
In your personal life.
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What are these made of?
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My kids' old clothes.
Oh!
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These were
Abby's old overalls...
Okay.
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Sewn in--
Sleeping. Eyes open,
But I'm asleep.
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Let me ask you a question.
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I have a booth at
The buyer's mart on monday.
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I could sell all of these.
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I'll give you 25 bucks
For all 11.
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$30 each.
What?
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I said $30 each.
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10 bucks each, but I need
An extra 5 by monday.
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$25 each and she'll make you
An extra 10.
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Done.
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It's really wonderful to see
Women supporting one another.
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I know. It's a sense
Of community--
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Okay, she's walking away.
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Oh, my god, jackie!
(laughs)
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You were amazing!
I love business!
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How much
For this lanyard bracelet?
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$146,000.
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This is what my life's
Been missing, jackie.
(scanner beeping)
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I feel like myself again,
Doing what I went to school for.
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You went to school
For talking about yourself?
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No. Design.
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(whispers) oh.
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I knew this business
Could be something.
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It was just missing
An important ingredient--
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You.
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Oh. We make a great team.
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That'll be $535.
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Uh-oh. Are we spending more
Than we're earning?
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$25 times 11 purses,
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And then we're gonna add
The ten new purses,
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And then carry the 5...
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Ohh. This is what I inherit
From my family--
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Not my mom's tight can,
Not my father's feet.
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I hope I don't pass it on
To my kids.
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Oh, my god! Abby! (gasps)
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(dials)
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(cell phone rings)
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What's up, babe?
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I totally spaced on
Abby's sunshine scout meeting.
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They're dropping the girls off
Any minute.
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Watch 'em till I get there.
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Oh, no, I can't, babe.
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I'm all the way downtown
At the puzzle store buying glue.
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Okay, marty, that is so sad
I hope that is a lie
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And that you're really
At a strip club.
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Nope.
I'm at the puzizzle stizzle
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Getting more glizzle
And some more puzizzles
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'cause dick did 'em all.
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(beep)
(sighs)
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Marty can't watch them.
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Hello?
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I'll call larry.
He's a man of leisure.
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He never does anything.
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Larry watchin' little girls?
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What's that look like?
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Ohh.
Mnh.
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We're supposed to be talking
About badges.
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What are we doing?
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What your mothers are
Supposed to be doing--
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Preparing you for your future,
Little women.
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This is how you will spend
Your days--
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In the kitchen,
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Quietly waiting for your
Husbands to come home from work.
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Don't... Get... Fat.
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(door closes)
Girls?
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I'm sorry. What's going on?
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He said that we had to learn
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How to wait for our husbands
To come home.
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What? Larry.
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(jackie) great, jill.
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Well, we're very excited.
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You've been so--hello?
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J-jill?
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Okay.
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Wonderful news.
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I was able to up the price
To $35 a purse.
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We're officially
Turning a profit.
Oh!
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Larry, take a look at this.
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This is women working.
Mm-hmm!
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We just have to get her
50 purses instead of 20
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By monday.
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50 purses by monday?
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W--you said we needed
More money.
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Oh, jackie, we're in
Way over our heads.
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Oh. I'm not cut out for this.
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No, no. It's my fault.
I'm poison.
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(gasps) no!
I'm no good with numbers!
I'm no good with business!
249
00:08:27,878 --> 00:08:29,039
(jackie) no, no, no!
I should've asked.
250
00:08:29,039 --> 00:08:30,611
Scouts, watch closely.
251
00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,743
Women working.
252
00:08:32,743 --> 00:08:35,746
(debbie) I failed once.
I'm gonna fail again.
(jackie) no, you're not.
253
00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,791
And we're back!
254
00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:42,122
Dick, stop sidekicking.
255
00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,294
Jackie, I don't care if
We have to stay up all night.
256
00:08:44,294 --> 00:08:47,197
We are making those purses.
257
00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:48,559
(gasps) ooh!
258
00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:49,730
(opener rattles)
259
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,302
And here's
The most important tool.
260
00:08:52,302 --> 00:08:54,865
Larry,
How you doing in there?
261
00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:56,536
Riveted.
262
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,969
And now you braid
The three braids
263
00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:00,771
Into one big braid.
264
00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:03,243
(scoffs)
Good luck with that.
265
00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,616
Like that?
266
00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:07,748
Oh, my.
267
00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,650
It's actually working--
268
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,922
Braiding the braids.
269
00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:16,156
That's really thinking
Outside the box.
270
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,227
Tanner, my god!
271
00:09:17,227 --> 00:09:20,060
Is that a fishtail french twist?
(gasps)
272
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,932
Do you know how long
273
00:09:21,932 --> 00:09:24,194
I've been trying to teach dick
To do a fishtail french twist?
274
00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:26,667
See? We can do stuff.
275
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,338
So can you please help us
Earn some badges
276
00:09:28,338 --> 00:09:30,771
So we don't waste our whole day?
277
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:34,074
Oh, I want to say "No,"
278
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,807
But your 12 little eyes
Are working overtime.
279
00:09:36,807 --> 00:09:40,010
Even tanner's lazy one is
Pulling at my heartstrings.
280
00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:43,053
Is she looking at me?
Is she looking at the wall?
281
00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:45,085
I don't know
And I don't care!
282
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,917
Ladies, to your feet.
283
00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:48,288
Perhaps with a man in charge...
(door closes)
284
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,061
This troop can make something
Of themselves.
285
00:09:51,061 --> 00:09:53,063
Hey, lar. You guys wanna
Help us do some puzzles?
286
00:09:53,063 --> 00:09:55,025
Guess again, asshat.
287
00:09:55,025 --> 00:09:58,328
Come on, lady army.
Let's get our badges on.
288
00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,802
He just call me "Asshat"?
289
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:05,936
♪♪♪
290
00:10:05,936 --> 00:10:07,037
Okay.
291
00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:10,881
(mouths words)
292
00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:12,743
(thud)
Ow!
293
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,347
And we are...
294
00:10:17,347 --> 00:10:19,219
Done! (gasps)
295
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,821
49 to go.
296
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,152
We're never gonna make it!
297
00:10:22,152 --> 00:10:24,194
Not a chance in hell.
298
00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:25,255
(exhales deeply)
299
00:10:25,255 --> 00:10:27,197
Maybe larry bird was right.
300
00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:29,359
We just aren't cut out
For work.
301
00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:32,632
Oh, well, don't go there.
This isn't about women working.
302
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,135
There are plenty of
Successful women in business--
303
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,907
Oprah.
Oh, her network is a failure.
304
00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:39,039
Martha stewart.
Jailbird.
305
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,712
Okay, jackie, we're not failing
Because we're women.
306
00:10:41,712 --> 00:10:43,914
We're failing because
We're failures.
307
00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:46,246
Now you're just trying
To make me feel better.
308
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,680
And you're gonna make me
Feel better.
309
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,282
(dance music playing)
I've led many revolutions,
310
00:10:52,282 --> 00:10:54,154
But never one
Through dance dance.
311
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,027
Husband, what are you doing?
(pauses game)
312
00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:58,388
These beautiful creatures
313
00:10:58,388 --> 00:11:00,390
Have already earned
Four badges today,
314
00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,092
And they did it
With a joie de vivre
315
00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,093
And a sense of silliness
316
00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:05,195
That our boys have never
Come close to exhibiting.
317
00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:08,268
Oh, husband, I'm so glad that
Someone is having some joie,
318
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,840
Because you were right.
319
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,401
I should never have become
Involved in work.
320
00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:13,173
I messed it all up.
321
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,846
I'm sure you didn't,
Mrs. Joyner-kersee.
322
00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:17,748
Oh, that is so sweet.
323
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,149
You help each other.
324
00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:21,251
You girls are wonderful.
325
00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:23,113
I'll play solo against
The computer.
326
00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:25,756
(resumes game)
Ooh!
327
00:11:25,756 --> 00:11:27,217
You're good.
328
00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:31,191
Can't dick
Just do this one also?
329
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,724
No. Then we don't feel
That sense of accomplishment
330
00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,866
When all the pieces
Fall into place.
331
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,197
Hey, baby.
332
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,000
Jeremy called. Three times.
He came by twice.
333
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,171
(amber) what?
334
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,133
What's the matter, kiddo?
Can I help?
335
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,035
I don't know. Can you?
336
00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:48,138
I'm trying to decide if I should
Settle for the guy who likes me
337
00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:50,210
Or go with
The guy I really like
338
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,412
Even though
He's seeing someone.
339
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,244
What do you got?
340
00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:59,089
Clowns.
341
00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:00,150
You see? What was that?
342
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,022
Yeah, everything moves so fast
Around here.
343
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,724
I wish it would just slow down
So I could see the whole field.
344
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,497
You know, like when you're
In the zone in football.
345
00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:09,159
You played football?
346
00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:11,001
No, but I heard dan marino
Say it once,
347
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:13,063
And I thought it was awesome.
348
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:14,334
Maybe I should get deb.
349
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,937
You sure?
Because leaving it to mom
350
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,738
Won't... (deep voice) "Give you
That feeling of accomplishment
351
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,241
When all the pieces
Fall into place."
352
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,143
Is that me?
Yeah.
353
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,875
(plays rimshot)
354
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,216
Trying out props.
355
00:12:26,216 --> 00:12:27,377
(doorbell ringing)
(jill) hello?!
356
00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,249
It's for me! I'll get it!
357
00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:32,783
Hi!
Well, hi.
358
00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:35,155
Shh! Not you.
359
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,456
I say you get the procedure.
360
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,158
You won't have a face
For 11 days, but when you heal,
361
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,760
You'll look like your own baby.
All right, I gotta go.
362
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,233
My turn? I wasn't expecting you
Till monday.
363
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,295
Like I care. Schedules change.
Give me the purses.
364
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,197
Okay, here's the thing--
Debbie weaver!
365
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:49,199
Before you say another word,
I have something to show you.
366
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,201
I think you'll both
Be very pleased.
367
00:12:51,201 --> 00:12:53,103
It really is about
Women helping women.
368
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:57,808
Larry's scout meeting
Gave me the idea. Come see.
369
00:12:57,808 --> 00:13:00,150
(whirring)
There was a problem with
Production at the beginning,
370
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:02,312
But I've solved it.
Behold!
371
00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:06,356
(debbie) oh, my god.
372
00:13:06,356 --> 00:13:07,958
I was wrong.
373
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,489
Women should work.
374
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,362
Oh, my god.
Uh-huh.
375
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:14,024
Their fingers are so little,
376
00:13:14,024 --> 00:13:16,366
They can put the snaps on
Much more quickly.
377
00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:17,527
(pounds metal tabletop)
378
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:20,300
Please tell me these are
Very small 18 year olds.
379
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,432
Oh, my god.
I'm running' a sweatshop.
380
00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:32,282
(debbie) no, no, no, no.
Girls, stop. Just stop.
381
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:35,345
I am not a part of this.
I was never here.
382
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:38,348
And you--this isn't my fault.
Stop looking at me.
383
00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:40,420
I'm looking at the wall.
384
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,092
The deal is off.
385
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:43,193
Jill, wait!
386
00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:45,355
Okay. Good-bye, dreams.
387
00:13:45,355 --> 00:13:48,929
Okay, girls, why don't you go
Back over to my house?
388
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,400
And I'll help you earn...
(garage door whirring)
389
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,303
The "How to lie to your parents
About what happened here" badge.
390
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,337
I see sunlight.
391
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,041
Air. Sweet, sweet air.
392
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,443
Why is it so hot in here?
393
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,445
Makes their fingers
More pliable.
394
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,416
Oh, my god.
395
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,577
I thought this would be
A good thing.
396
00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:09,049
We're solving our problem.
397
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,321
Totally changed my mind
About women working.
398
00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:13,023
They're not women, larry.
They're children.
399
00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,354
Now if you'll excuse me,
400
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,957
I'm gonna make
Some preemptive apology calls
401
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,628
To five sets of parents.
And after that,
402
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:21,932
I'm gonna take a bath
In chardonnay and cheese popcorn
403
00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:24,334
While marty says "I told ya so."
404
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,166
Adieu.
405
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,368
Hey, I got a piece.
I got one, too.
406
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,340
Maybe puzzles
Really is our thing.
(chuckles)
407
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,342
We can do this.
(door closes)
408
00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:34,004
Oh. Hey, girls.
409
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:36,346
I think I have carpal tunnel.
410
00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:37,978
Hey-o! That's what she said!
411
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,150
Hey, buddy,
Sometimes less is more.
412
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,352
(jeremy) amber! Amber!
413
00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:45,315
Seriously?!
Hey! How are all men idiots?
414
00:14:45,315 --> 00:14:47,487
All men are not idiots.
415
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,618
(snaps)
(grunts)
416
00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:51,992
I mean, well, not all men.
417
00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:55,465
Yep. Idiots.
418
00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:58,328
Dude, before
You embarrass yourself,
419
00:14:58,328 --> 00:15:00,230
I would just...
420
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,402
And I see I am too late.
421
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,405
Good god, man. Why am I
On the hood of your car?
422
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,277
And why am I latina?
423
00:15:07,277 --> 00:15:08,578
Technically, it's selena.
424
00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:11,441
The guys at the detail place
Only paint dead latin pop stars,
425
00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:14,214
And you looked more like her
Than ritchie valens.
426
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,915
Pretty romantic, right?
427
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,587
(giselle) hi, everyone!
428
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,289
Amazing paint job, jeremy.
429
00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:21,021
I love eva longoria, too!
Thanks.
430
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,653
You guys are back together.
Since when?
431
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:27,197
Today.
You are completely insane.
432
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,559
Are you back together?
433
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,501
Dude, wait!
434
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,103
Dude, wait.
435
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,364
Dude, wait!
436
00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:36,466
Amber! Just...
437
00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:38,308
Hear me out.
438
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:41,341
I, like... Miss us.
439
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,143
(girls) aw!
440
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,215
Really? I don't need
A studio audience.
441
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:46,316
(girls) aw.
442
00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:48,518
Jeremy, you have to
Listen to me.
443
00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:50,050
There is no "Us."
444
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,081
There's no "Us"?
445
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:53,123
I mean, you.
446
00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:54,284
That's great news.
447
00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:55,425
Why is that great news?
448
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:58,728
(amber) which part is confusing?
"Break" or "Up"?
449
00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:00,560
Amber, let me know
If you need me.
450
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,134
Marty, there's no easy way
To say this.
451
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,595
I have lost
A lot of your money.
452
00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:07,397
Our money. The money.
453
00:16:07,397 --> 00:16:09,139
Please, debbie weaver.
454
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:11,401
I admit that the child slave
Labor might have been a misstep,
455
00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:13,973
But don't give up on us.
456
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,345
Not on "Bag hags."
457
00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:17,447
I was trying out a new name.
Sleep on it.
458
00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:18,408
Bag hags.
459
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:19,579
Call it whatever you want.
460
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,351
It's a failure, and so am I.
461
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:22,512
I think...
Hello!
462
00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:24,214
A piece of the puzzle.
463
00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:26,056
(amber) I don't want
To talk about it.
(jeremy speaks indistinctly)
464
00:16:26,056 --> 00:16:28,058
I don't want to talk about it.
Amber, why don't you
Like me anymore?
465
00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,389
I'm out.
No. No.
466
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:34,064
(amber, jeremy, debbie,
And jackie talking at once)
467
00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:36,426
The pieces are coming together.
468
00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,198
(voices slowing down)
469
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,101
(two steps from hell's
"Starfleet" playing)
470
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,174
(all speaking inaudibly)
471
00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:47,737
♪♪♪
472
00:16:57,647 --> 00:16:59,189
Stop!
473
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,124
I can see the whole field.
474
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,526
I am dan marino.
475
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,099
Debbie, your problem is not
About making purses and money.
476
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,331
You wanna feel like
You contribute to this family,
477
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,504
But you do, more than
You can possibly imagine.
478
00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:15,665
Really?
479
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:17,207
Jackie.
Hmm?
480
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,368
You want a career,
481
00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:19,669
And not because you won't
Explode on earth
482
00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:22,041
But because you're good at it.
I am.
483
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,215
Besides, you're gonna need
The money because larry...
484
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,077
Wants a daughter.
I do?
485
00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:29,119
You do?
I do.
486
00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,581
Two pieces at once!
487
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,483
And, amber, you're not gonna
Settle for jeremy,
488
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:35,725
Because even though
He's seeing someone else,
489
00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:38,128
Reggie is really
The guy that you like.
490
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,231
You do?
He is?
491
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:45,265
The last piece.
We solved the puzzle!
492
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,736
It is our thing!
493
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,098
We solved the puzzle.
494
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:49,269
Thank you, mr. Weaver.
495
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,671
It's nice that someone was
Up front with me.
496
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,374
I just wish it'd happened
Before I spent $89.95
497
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,446
Getting her painted
On my car.
498
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,386
Oh. Come on.
499
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,489
I mean, clearly, the pressure
Of a high stakes puzzle
500
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,592
Caused my father
To lose his mind.
501
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,525
He has no idea
What he's talking about.
502
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:17,367
Oh. (exhales)
503
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,828
Wow!
504
00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:20,400
That's... A relief.
505
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,831
Okay, giselle,
506
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:25,405
Let's go listen to some records
Or some crap.
507
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,536
Good-bye, amber.
508
00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:28,838
Okay. Bye.
Friendly good-bye.
509
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,310
Friends saying bye.
510
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,342
I'll be right there.
511
00:18:32,342 --> 00:18:35,215
Listen, giselle, I really am
Sorry about all of--
512
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,316
Look, I'm not stupid.
513
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,487
I see the way
You make him laugh.
514
00:18:37,487 --> 00:18:39,689
I know you like him,
And now he knows, too.
515
00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:41,491
But--
Not done.
516
00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:44,123
Here's what
You need to know--
517
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,726
I like him
And I'm not going away.
518
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,658
I fight
For the things I like.
519
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:50,700
I fought for season nine
Of "One tree hill,"
520
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,132
And I will fight for reggie.
521
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,706
You mess with the bull,
You get the horns.
522
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:03,443
(door opens and closes)
Oh, my god. She's crazy.
523
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:09,148
Hey.
Hey.
524
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,380
We found this in the garbage...
525
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,621
(thud)
And thought that
You might still need it.
526
00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:13,753
That's very sweet.
527
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,585
It's also dirty because
528
00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:17,787
It was on top of the spaghetti
That we threw out last night.
529
00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:21,791
Max, do you have something
You wanna give your mom?
530
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,594
It's my allowance.
It's for "Bag ladies."
531
00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:27,767
It's bag hags.
532
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,740
I just gave you my allowance.
Let's be flexible with the name.
533
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,372
Deal.
534
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:36,806
$137 in nickels, dimes,
And quarters.
535
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,478
Use it well.
536
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,651
If I could offer a name,
537
00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:43,753
"Debbie's pursey cats."
538
00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:46,516
If you hate it, that's cool.
539
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:47,757
I love it.
540
00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,389
And here you go.
541
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,492
My checkbook is your checkbook.
Okay?
542
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,824
We just wanted to say
That we believe in you
543
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:57,797
And we would like
To invest in your business.
544
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,569
(whispers) thanks.
545
00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:01,801
I'm very touched.
546
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,733
Kids, I can't take your money.
547
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,535
And, marty,
I can't take your pity.
548
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,206
No, this isn't pity.
It's greed.
549
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,678
You have something here, deb.
Okay?
550
00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:10,780
And you're gonna figure out
The business side.
551
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,882
You wanna know why?
'cause you're smart
552
00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:15,815
And you're creative,
And most of all,
553
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,318
You have a great personality.
554
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,750
"Purse-onality"? Huh?
555
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,223
Come on. They're purses
With personalities?
556
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,756
Oh, okay, pursey cat.
What, that makes sense?
557
00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:29,899
At least it's better than...
(deep voice) purse-onality.
558
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,601
It's bag ladies!
559
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,702
Bag ladies?
Yeah!
560
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:34,704
It's like a homeless company.
What is that?
561
00:20:34,704 --> 00:20:35,905
Yeah! I know!
(shouts indistinctly)
562
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:37,667
They're your children.
563
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,314
Put down the trans fats,
Debbie weaver.
564
00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:45,775
I'll run
Your scout meeting today.
565
00:20:45,775 --> 00:20:47,947
Oh, that is so sweet,
But I really--
566
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:52,482
I insist. These girls are such
A welcome relief from my sons.
567
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:55,385
Those innocent rays
Of feminine sunshine
568
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:58,788
Brighten my day
With their positive simplicity.
569
00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,930
Girls! Uncle larry's back.
570
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:03,262
I should be the spinner
Because I'm the prettiest!
571
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,734
As if, copycat!
572
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:06,966
You got that butterfly barrette
Because I had it!
573
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,738
You both have
The wrong head shape for it!
574
00:21:08,738 --> 00:21:12,041
Who ya talking to, googly eyes?
We can't tell.
575
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,643
Oh, real nice!
You're mean!
576
00:21:13,643 --> 00:21:16,446
You left the trans fats in
The kitchen. Enjoy the meeting.
577
00:21:16,446 --> 00:21:18,748
This is my house!
I'm the boss around here
578
00:21:18,748 --> 00:21:20,780
And ya play by my rules!
579
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,982
Debbie?
I don't wanna play your--
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