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The thing about this car
Is it's, like,
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One of those rarities of life.
It's like me.
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(speaking indistinctly)
So this joker,
This...Jeremy,
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What's the deal
With that situation?
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I don't know. She doesn't
Talk to me about boy stuff.
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Hasn't since
The muppets took manhattan.
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What?
She had a weird dream
About gonzo.
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You don't want to know.
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Gonzo's a daredevil
Who plays the trumpet, okay.
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He checks a lot of boxes.
I get that.
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This guy is no gonzo.
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No, he's not.
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The thing about these rims
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Is they're real close
To the ground,
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So they get dirty.
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Um... Interesting.
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Tell me more.
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I will. Polishing--
A lot of people think
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That chamois cloths are
The way to go.
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Not me. My personal opinion
Is microfiber cloths.
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No one knows this 'cause they
Get wet as soon as you use 'em.
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But if you get a whole stack
Of 'em, like tons of 'em...
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I like your hair, giselle.
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I like your hair, reggie.
(chuckles)
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So, reggie,
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It's been three weeks
Since you took me to the dance
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In an attempt
To make amber jealous.
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Two weeks and four days.
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We've been studying together--
Every day after school.
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We rented that awesome movie.
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Smurf yes, we did!
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And so I as wondering--
I'm just kind of curious--
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Am I your girlfriend?
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Huh.
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Well, honestly, giselle,
I don't know.
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It's just,
I like you, reggie,
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And I try to be honest
With the people that I like.
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But no pressure, really.
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Bitch.
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I can't believe our son has
Fallen prey to a human girl.
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Human romances seem
So enchanting.
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But watching reggie involved
In one is upsetting me.
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Why is it upsetting me,
Husband?
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'cause you haven't seen him
In three weeks.
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Giselle this, giselle that.
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(laughs) you're funny.
You're funny.
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Oh, I can't watch this
Anymore.
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(gasps) oh! Let's see what's
Going on with the weavers.
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You are.
You are.
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Oh, yes.
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I could do with
A little schadenfreude.
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Hey, honey, did jeremy--
Yep.
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So you two are bec--
Uh-huh.
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So is he your boyfr--
Bye, mom.
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Well, on the bright side,
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At least we don't have to raise
A teenage girl.
Mnh.
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Giselle and I are going to braid
Each other's hair.
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Thanks again so much
For opening your home to me.
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(chuckles)
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Slut.
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♪♪♪
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Ooh, how tasty!
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More tea, bunny?
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Hey, honey. I was hoping I could
Join your tea party.
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We're kind of full.
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I brought chocolate.
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Oh, look.
We have an opening.
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Hmm.
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There you go.
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(sighs)
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So, abby,
I know you hear things.
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I was just wondering what
You know about amber and jeremy.
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It's just, your sister doesn't
Talk to me.
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Teenagers, huh?
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I always had this image
In my head
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Of amber and I, sittin'
In our bathrobes in the kitchen,
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Talking about her boyfriends
Over a pint of ice cream.
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I'm sorry. (chuckles)
I'm sorry.
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(lowered voice) I know, horsey,
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But she's my mommy.
I can't just ask her to leave.
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I'm sorry.
Horsey's in a mood.
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Um...
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Okay.
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So when amber texts jeremy--
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I've seen a smiley face,
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A tongue-out face,
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And a couple of times
"L.M.A.O."
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Oh, my god.
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"Let my ass out."
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(whispers) she's texting
"Let my ass out."
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Mommy!
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Horsey already didn't
Want you to come. Come on!
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Amber is dating, max.
The nightmare has begun.
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Winter is coming.
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"Game of thrones"?
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"Game of thrones."
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It occurs to me
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That daughters are the least
Loyal creatures on earth, max.
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Each of them will one day
Abandon us for some young man
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With a "Teen wolf" haircut
And secondhand corolla.
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I'm gonna lean on the only
Two things a man can count on,
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And that's his son
And his land.
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You are my son,
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And this is my la--
(smack)
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(whispers) ah!
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Somebody moved this fence.
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Where did my land go?
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Where did my son go?
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(doorbell rings)
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Hey, larry, dick.
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So my fence
Seems to have moved 4 feet
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In the last 24 hours.
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Do you know anything
About that?
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Oh, good. The fence.
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I-I was wondering
What you'd notice first,
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The fence or the fact that
I keyed your car.
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What the hell, larry?!
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I guess you'll want
To fight me now.
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What are you talking about?
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Marty, I won't lie.
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I'm upset about reggie
And his newfound relationship
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With that google-eyed
Simpleton.
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Okay, so you know what?
Why don't we talk about it?
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Don't go--
No. No. No talk.
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No, I've done the research.
Human males are simple.
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They mask their emotions
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Through drink, farts,
And physical violence.
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The drink didn't take.
We're all out of farts.
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I moved your fence
To provoke you.
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Fight me, marty.
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Give me respite
To my feelings.
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Don't make me spit
In your orange juice.
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You spit in my orange juice? How
Would I even know you did that?
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You didn't.
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Finally, a teenager in the need
Of romantic guidance,
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Sittin' in my kitchen.
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Ooh, you know what we need?
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Some ice cream
And some bathrobes.
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I'd rather just tell you
About my problem.
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Work with me here, kid.
I need a win.
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Ice cream sounds delightful.
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Hey, stranger.
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I haven't seen you
In a while.
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How are things
With gazelle?
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Giselle.
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Right. Gazelle.
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All safe out there on
The african plains? No lions?
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Giselle is fine, thank you.
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Has avoided all lion attacks.
She's very fast.
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Things with giselle are
Complicated and confusing.
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How are things with jeremy?
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Oh. Uh, complicated
And confusing.
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Sometimes he starts
To talk to me,
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And I just sort of zone out.
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Oh, I totally get
Where you're coming from.
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Totes.Isoget it.
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Wanna talk?
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Reggie, I will
See you around.
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(groans)
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Stay focused, weaver.
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So... Is giselle
My girlfriend?
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I mean, she is my friend
And she is a girl,
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So logically she is
Mygirl friend.
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Reggie, here's my advice.
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Don't be like every other
Teenage boy in the world.
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If you like this girl,
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Let her know that you're not
Interested in anyone else.
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Commit.
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Commit.
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Thank you, debbie weaver.
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I hope our girl talk
Satisfied you.
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Oh, reggie, you sweet boy.
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If it did, I would not
Be about to pound
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An entire tank of ice cream.
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(clicks tongue)
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Okay.
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Andhere we go.
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(glass shatters)
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(alarm blaring)
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Son, if this is a public
Apology, it's not necessary.
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You never have to apologize
For abandoning me.
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I will always be
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The key female figure
In your l--
Hi, reggie!
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Damn it!
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(giselle) I got your message.
What's up?
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I have an announcement!
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You all know my study buddy
Giselle braxton--
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No relation to toni.
(chuckles)
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Anywho, giselle, will you please
Stand next to me?
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My friend debbie weaver
Gave me
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A little relationship advice
This morning.
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And she said if you like
Someone, you commit to them.
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So, giselle,
I was wondering...
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Will you marry me?
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(gasps)
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(gasps) yes!
Yes, I'll marry you!
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(zabvronians murmur and gasp)
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(cheering)
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(whistling)
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(woman) wonderful!
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(man) all right!
(laughs)
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(zabvronians cheering)
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(laughs)
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(cheering continues)
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Did you hear the good news?
I'm engaged.
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Yeah!
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(giggles)
Oh, dear.
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Listen, reggie. This is insane.
Why are you doing this?
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Three weeks ago, I loved you,
But you didn't even like me.
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And that felt awful.
I know, but...
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Now I like giselle,
And she actually likes me back.
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And who knows when
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Someone might feel that way
About me again, you know?
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Reggie, you don't have to--
More later. This is my moment!
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(confetti pops)
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Whoa! (laughs)
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Jackie, I am so sorry.
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I gave what I thought was
Rational advice to your son,
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And he took a crazy left turn
With it.
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You think? You think, debbie?
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I'm so upset.
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I'm feeling things
I-I don't want to feel.
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Go take a look
At your tiny yard, marty.
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It's a baby-sized yard now.
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Do something about it
With your fists.
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I'm not fighting you, larry.
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Please.Rescue me.
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Okay, that's it.
I'm just going to go outside
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And tell reggie jackson that
I forbid this marriage.
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Ooh. Jackie,
I would not do that.
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Hey, mint chocolate chip,
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I think the advice portion
Of your afternoon is over.
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It was reduced fat.
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(sighs)
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Jackie, the more you tell kids
What they can't do,
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The more they want
To do them. Trust me.
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So I'm just supposed to sit back
And let this happen?
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Of course not. No!
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No one's gonna let two teenagers
Who barely know each other
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Get married.
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In fact...
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So the kids have some big news
They want to share with--
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We're getting married.
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Big news, right?
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(whispers)
And here comes the boom.
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Listen, kids, why don't you give
The adults a moment?
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Let's go look
For engagement rings.
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I want 3 carats-plus
On this finger.
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See kim kardashian
For reference.
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(giggles)
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I know what a shock it is.
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We're going to have to
Figure out how to handle this.
253
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,144
There is nothing
To figure out.
254
00:10:14,144 --> 00:10:15,385
Hmm.
255
00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:16,346
We're paying for the wedding.
256
00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:18,318
(czech accent)
But not until next year.
257
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,351
Luke didn't make baby on me
Till I was 17.
258
00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:23,023
Don't worry. Don't worry.
259
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,325
You two can throw an engagement
Party as soon as you want.
260
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,928
(gasps) you don't think
She's pregnant, do you?
261
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,330
Ooh! (chuckles)
262
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,102
Wow!
263
00:10:32,102 --> 00:10:35,205
That did not go
The way I expected it to.
264
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,073
(bottle shatters)
265
00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:45,175
Son of a...
266
00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:46,376
Larry.
267
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:47,748
Let it go, dad.
268
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:51,051
Marty!
269
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,354
I can't stop thinking about
Losing reggie, marty.
270
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,257
I've tried every form
Of male escapism.
271
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,328
Booze didn't work.
272
00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:00,861
Pornography
Just confused me
273
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,933
Confusedyou?!
274
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,334
(larry)
Please, marty, be a friend!
275
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:06,666
Let's slap each other around
A little.
276
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,439
Okay, this is getting
Ridiculous.
277
00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:11,271
Dad, you do not want
To fight that man.
278
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,974
I'm not gonna fight him,
Max.
279
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,405
Wait a minute.
280
00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:17,407
You don't think I can take
Queen elizabeth out there?
281
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,450
Wow.
282
00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,212
I lost my daughter.
I lost my land.
283
00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:24,084
I didn't think
I'd lost my son.
284
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,057
(brakes screech)
285
00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:28,719
I don't know who's stupider,
You or me for listening to you.
286
00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:30,991
You do not blame me for this,
Do you?
287
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,423
"Oh, trust me, jackie.
I'll take care of it."
288
00:11:33,423 --> 00:11:35,365
Well, you took care of it,
All right.
289
00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:36,897
It is not my fault
290
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,329
That everyone I talk to today
Is out of their mind.
291
00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:41,171
Will you two stop?
292
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:44,074
You will not ruin this
For me and the fiancee.
293
00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,336
Oh, she is not your fiancee!
I forbid this marriage!
294
00:11:46,336 --> 00:11:48,008
You are to go
To your room until--
295
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,179
Until when?
296
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:50,710
Until she dies.
297
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,182
Smurf you!
298
00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:55,485
Oh, I was afraid
This was gonna happen.
299
00:11:55,485 --> 00:11:58,148
Have you not done enough?
300
00:11:58,148 --> 00:11:59,319
Stop talking!
301
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,720
There's not enough ice cream
In the world
302
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,392
To fix what you've done!
303
00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:05,025
(voice breaks)
If only that were true.
304
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,928
Ugh!
305
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,099
Your wife really doesn't know
When to mind her own business,
306
00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:10,430
Does she? (laughs)
307
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,401
Easy, larry.
308
00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:13,733
Your wife is easy.
309
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,766
Larry,
You're crossing a line.
310
00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:18,809
Yes. Her panty line.
(chuckles)
311
00:12:18,809 --> 00:12:20,811
Okay. I'm gonna walk away
From this.
312
00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:23,013
Oh, like your son recommended
You do?
313
00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:26,746
Oh. Touched a nerve,
Have I?
314
00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:30,520
You know what, larry?
You wanna fight me?
315
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,882
Ooh.
You got it!
316
00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:33,483
You name the time
And you name the place.
317
00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:36,386
Tomorrow! Noon! This street!
318
00:12:36,386 --> 00:12:37,757
Fine!
319
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,259
(breathing heavily) oh!
320
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,031
I can't tell you how much
This means to me.
321
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:45,235
You're a wonderful friend.
322
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,840
(laughing) her panty line.
323
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,441
(laughs)
324
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,261
(beep)
325
00:13:11,261 --> 00:13:14,294
(ryan adams) ♪ last time
I was here you were waiting ♪
326
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,297
(exhales deeply)
♪ you're not waiting anymore ♪
327
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,798
(inhales and exhales deeply)
328
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,302
♪ the window's broken
And smoke's escaping ♪
329
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,336
♪ a book's scattered
Across the floor ♪
330
00:13:26,336 --> 00:13:30,080
♪ and the church bells ringing
Through the sirens ♪
331
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:34,144
(grunting)
♪ and your coat was full
Of bullet holes ♪
332
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:38,248
♪ last time I was here
You were waiting ♪
333
00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:41,391
♪ you ain't waiting anymore ♪
334
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:48,098
♪ so ♪
335
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:50,330
I was gonna put a coat of wax
On the car later.
336
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,502
Have I told you about
The circle method?
337
00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:54,264
You start with
A tiny circle and--
338
00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:57,207
You have. You have.
339
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:59,339
It was...
340
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,241
I have a lot of things,
341
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:05,415
So maybe I could just see your
Car tomorrow when it's all waxy.
342
00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:07,477
Well, no,
You rub the wax off and--
343
00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:09,419
No. Don't, um...
344
00:14:09,419 --> 00:14:11,281
Ruin the mystery.
345
00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:16,456
Oh. I'm sorry.
Oh. I'm sorry.
346
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,530
I believe that's the most
We've ever said to one another.
347
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,232
Yep.
348
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:25,395
I'm gonna give your father
A massive beatdown in a bit.
349
00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:26,366
Cool.
350
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,240
We have no relationship,
Right?
351
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,242
None.
One could say that
352
00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:34,104
If I confessed something to you,
It'd have no repercussions.
353
00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:35,645
Kind of like confessing
To a blank wall?
354
00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,447
I already forget
What you said, man.
355
00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:38,578
Perfect.
356
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,510
I know I'm...
357
00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:45,055
Supposed to act like a man
And have no emotion, but...
358
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:49,059
I feel like I want to cry
All the time.
359
00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:50,360
I'm losing reggie.
360
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,362
You and me both, pal.
361
00:14:54,925 --> 00:14:58,228
This seems like
A higher state of mopiness
362
00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:00,931
Than your typical
Angsty baseline.
363
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:02,472
What's troubling you?
364
00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,674
Blank wall to blank wall,
Remember?
365
00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:08,979
Aw, hell. I don't know what
I'm doing with jeremy.
366
00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:10,680
The haircut who won't shut up
About his automobile?
367
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,013
Yeah. He bores the crap
Out of me.
368
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,414
Listen, audrey--
Amber.
369
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,515
Right.
370
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,646
Listen, amber,
371
00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:19,419
I don't think much
About humanity.
372
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,222
You, though,
You I have some hope for.
373
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,523
You can be something.
374
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,594
Maybe.
375
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:27,157
But you have to challenge
Yourself.
376
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:30,460
Find the person who makes you
Feel special, audrey weaver.
377
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,462
Huh.
378
00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:38,938
Since we'll probably
Never speak again,
379
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,241
You should probably
Find someone else
380
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,443
To talk to about
These things.
381
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,475
And maybe you should, too.
382
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:47,717
You don't have to fight
To be a man.
383
00:15:47,717 --> 00:15:51,421
Just... Be a man, man.
384
00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,724
(door opens and closes)
385
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,586
A man-man.
386
00:15:58,989 --> 00:16:00,630
♪♪♪
387
00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,062
(click)
388
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:06,066
(western theme playing)
389
00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:30,520
♪♪♪
390
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,122
♪♪♪
391
00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:10,360
Get in your bathrobe.
392
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,362
We're talking
In five minutes.
393
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:19,439
Okay, larry, it's go time.
394
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,576
(lowered voice) I don't need
To fight anymore.
395
00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:30,320
I just need to
Emotionally unburden myself.
396
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,423
(lowered voice) what?
You called my wife easy.
397
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:34,584
Well, I was desperate.
398
00:17:34,584 --> 00:17:37,587
Plus, sometimes she is
A little loosey-goosey.
399
00:17:37,587 --> 00:17:39,689
I'm--I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
400
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,431
Let's start over.
401
00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:43,593
You're my best friend, marty.
402
00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:46,065
I don't want to exchange punches
With you.
403
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,099
I want to exchange feelings.
Can we do that?
404
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:50,540
Can we be better
Than other men?
405
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:55,645
It's driving me crazy
That amber is dating.
406
00:17:55,645 --> 00:17:56,806
I know.
It really is.
407
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,378
I miss my son.
408
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,609
It's killing me.
409
00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:01,681
Me, too.
410
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,654
(whispers) you know,
A few years ago,
411
00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:07,557
I was driving home
In the golf cart at night
412
00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:08,788
And I think I might have
Ran over someone.
413
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,490
Okay, let's just end it there,
All right?
414
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,693
Do I have to lie like this?
415
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,665
Give me something, dear.
416
00:18:15,665 --> 00:18:17,697
This isn't easy.
417
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,729
I'm jealous of giselle.
418
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:23,203
I cannot bear the thought
Of losing you.
419
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,574
It happened once
At garden state plaza,
420
00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:26,506
And I will not
Let it happen again.
421
00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:29,779
Mother...
422
00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:32,482
You found me in spencer's gifts
That dark day.
423
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,744
And no matter where I go,
I'll always be
424
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,147
In the spencer's gifts
Of your heart.
425
00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:38,888
(chuckles)
426
00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:41,251
You cannot marry
This girl, son.
427
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:44,194
You don't have to marry
The first girl who likes you.
428
00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:47,257
There'll be lining up around
Blocks for you, reggie jackson.
429
00:18:47,257 --> 00:18:48,898
They will?
430
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:50,330
Mm-hmm.
431
00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:55,635
I know I can't marry giselle,
432
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,438
But I think I want her to be
My girlfriend.
433
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,570
(jules larson) ♪ the more
They come, the more they go ♪
434
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,272
I can deal with that.
435
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:04,614
♪ I know you told me ♪
436
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:06,846
Okay. So we're gonna talk.
437
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,218
You're allowed to care
438
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:09,619
But not allowed to seem
Like you care.
439
00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:10,780
You got it?
440
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,851
You see my face?
441
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,684
Make your face look
Like my face.
442
00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,328
I need some birth control
443
00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:19,659
Because I'm gonna start
Having a lot of sex.
444
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,831
Are you cool with that?
445
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,163
This isn't real, right?
446
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,495
You're testing me.
447
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:26,896
Because birth control is
A really big deal.
Mom!
448
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,769
Sorry. It's just so hard
To turn it off. (inhales)
449
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:33,673
It's cool. Whatevs.
450
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,644
(chuckles)
451
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:38,248
I'm breaking up with jeremy.
452
00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:40,350
He bores the crap out of me.
453
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:43,613
Oh, honey.
I thought he might.
454
00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:44,884
Are you okay?
455
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,256
I will be.
456
00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,187
♪ I put your locket
In my heart ♪
457
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:53,192
♪ keeping you close
No matter where you are ♪
458
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,764
♪ 'cause it all... ♪
459
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:57,767
Good job, mom. You actually
Handled that pretty well.
460
00:19:57,767 --> 00:20:00,400
Thanks. It felt right.
461
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,831
So since we're talking,
462
00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:04,203
There is one other thing.
463
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,805
I'm kind of freaking out
About this
464
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,778
Because it's... Ridiculous,
465
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:11,981
And I don't know if it's
A real thing or just...
466
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:15,445
I think I might be starting
To have some...
467
00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:17,247
Feelings
468
00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:20,550
For the weird alien kid
That lives next door.
469
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:21,791
♪ one day ♪
470
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:25,825
I think maybe I like
Reggie jackson.
471
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,258
Like,likelike.
472
00:20:28,258 --> 00:20:29,759
♪♪♪
473
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:33,763
(laughing)
474
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:36,536
Oh! God, you got me, amber!
475
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,638
I'm an easy target, right?
476
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,940
You are. Yeah.
Oh, man!
477
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,642
(pats countertop)
I need more ice cream.
478
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:43,843
(laughs)
479
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,675
Oh, god,
That's all I need,
480
00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:48,878
For my teenager to fall in love
With the alien next door.
481
00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:50,520
(laughs)
482
00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:00,760
Hey.
Hey.
483
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,762
So...
So...
484
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,893
So a lot of things
Were said today.
485
00:21:03,893 --> 00:21:05,735
Lot of things.
486
00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,638
Guess we could, uh,
Do it again sometime?
487
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:10,470
Talk some more?
488
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,843
Yeah.
I think maybe we could.
489
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,450
It's not gonna work.
No.
490
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:21,411
(clicks tongue) oh.
491
00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:22,912
Have a great summer.
492
00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:24,684
Take care, angie.
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