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(whooshing)
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(ship powers down)
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Yeah.
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So, yeah,
Every unit is available.
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Uh, community center,
18-hole golf course,
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And the, uh, developer's
Throwing in golf carts
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We are familiar
With the details
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Of the hidden hills
Townhouse development,
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Located in the land
Of new jersey.
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Yeah? And how'd you guys
Hear about us?
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We intercepted a transmission
Of what your people
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Commonly refer to
As a vocal commerce shell.
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Local commercial.
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Ah. You mind if I ask
What this--
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Do not touch the pupar!
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We'ltake what?
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All of them.
All of the units.
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Do ytake cash.Sh?
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Do you take cash?
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Yes, we do.
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Zabvronians, celebrate.
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(zabvronithank you.
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(woman)
Everybody, pick a home.
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What now, husband?
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Now we just have to wait
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For contact from home.
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You remembered to bring
The charger, yes?
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Oh, crap.
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(automated voice)
Battery low. Battery low.
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Please recharge battery.
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I'm sure they'll call
At any minute.
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We must recharge the pupar
(all murmur)home!
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Husband,
P-perhaps we should--
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It's not that simple.
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You see?
He will not recharge it.
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The two of us are leaving.
We have sold our unit.
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Got above asking price,
If you're curious.
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(both) congratulations.
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We are leaving,
And in our original form.
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(woman gasps)
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Perhaps you remember
What that looks like.
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That is forbidden.
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(zabvronians murmur)
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(all gasp and scream)
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Cleanup mode.
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(man) get wet paper towels,
Faster.Negar.
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No. No. Blot, don't scrub.
Blot. Blot.
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(whoosh)
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Father,
If they sold their unit,
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That means the humans
Will move in.
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What will we do?
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Let us see who it is
Who comes, my son.
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Only then might
We have reason to worry.
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(girl) I cannot believe
We have to move.
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This totally blows!
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All right, amber, enough.
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Mom, max told me to shut up!
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Guys, come on.
Give your mother a break.
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Tell hiyou, shut up!
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Oh, nice. Okay,
I'm the bad guy, right?
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Well, you're all gonna be
Thanking me once we get there.
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This place has
A golf course.
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(rattles and clanks)
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God, please, you gotta
Help me out here, okay?
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Make this move go smooth.
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I don't want any holes
In my roof, no termites.
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Oh!
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Please,
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Make the neighbors normal.
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(grunts)
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Morning.
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(squeaking)
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***
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This place is
Pretty amazing, huh? Huh?
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Uh-huh.
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You said you wanted me
To take initiative.
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That is true.
I did say that.
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You said--
And I'm quoting you--
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You said, "Marty, it would be
Nice if every once in a while
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You took some initiative
And surprised me."
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Right again.
I said that, too.
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Oh, here you go!
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I meant flowers, marty.
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I meant a new crock-pot.
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I did not mean for you to put
A down payment on a townhouse
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And move the entire family
Without consulting me.
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Why? Is there something wrong
With our crock-pot?
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No, look, look, hon, hon,
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This place--
It's got a golf course.
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I can take up golf.
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Honey, this is the first
Available unit in ten years,
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And we got it!
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Yay.
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Mom, dad, there's people
In the driveway. Come on!
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(whirring)
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Hello.
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(zabvronians) hello.
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Hi. I'm marty weaver.
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I'm larry bird,
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Leader of this community
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And immediate neighbor
To your west.
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We bring you pie,
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As is your custom
As a gift of welcome.
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Oh, thank you.
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I will now familiarize you
With my family,
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And we will take our leave.
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Wife. Wife! Step forward.
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My wife,
Jackie joyner-kersee.
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Hi, jackie... Joyner-kersee.
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I'm debbie weaver.
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Hello, debbie weaver.
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What brings you all the way
To new jersey from england?
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Oh, please disregard
The accent.
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We chose them simply because
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They made your guttural dialect
Sound sophisticated.
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Is that your little boy?
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Our youngest. Dick butkus.
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Max, maybe you two
Could be friends.
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Grant me the honor, and I will
Remain loyal to you always.
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Do you have a playstation?
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Not interested.
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Wait!
I can build a playstation!
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Wait for me!
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My gratitude.
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It has been difficult
For dick to make friends.
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That's why we are the only
Family in the development
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To have bred.
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(amber) dad! You said my bedroom
Would have a walk-in closet!
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Speaking of breeding,
There is no walk-in closet!
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Amber, amber, say hello.
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You are a liar. Those were lies.
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(lowered voice)
She scares the hell out of us.
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We, too, bear the burden
Of an unhappy teenager.
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Our eldest reggie jackson.
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(laughs) reggie jackson.
That's...
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That's fun. That's another
Fun name. That's a good name.
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Tomorrow,
You will dine with us--
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A display
Of neighborly hospitality.
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But now we take our leave.
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Community, disperse!
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(chuckles) marty...
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I swear to god, if you did some
Kind of "Candid camera" thing...
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Yeah, I that is...Didn't.
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So we're just living
Amidst a cult of...
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Golf cart-driving pie makers
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With the names of
Professional athletes. (laughs)
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Oh, my god, marty.
What are we gonna do?
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We'll make it work.
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I will buy a golf cart.
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You will change your name
To martina navratilova.
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It's all good.
Don't worry about it.
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I'm sure there's an explanation
For this.
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We should have dinner with them
Tomorrow night...
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And we'll see what's up.
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Dinner better not be weird.
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No, no. What could be weird?
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(the ink spots' "I don't want to
Set the world on fire" playing)
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* I don't want
To set the world *
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* on fire
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* I just want to start...
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Jackie, it feels
A bit strange
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That only our family's eating,
And your family's...
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Reading.
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We receive nourishment
Through our eyes and minds
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Rather than
Through our mouths.
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(whispering)
I heard about this.
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I think it's european.
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It is customary as leader
Of the host family
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To end the meal
With a final toast.
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Oh.
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(larry) family.
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We toast.
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Hear our call!
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(zabvronians) whoop whoop!
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* whoo
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Enough!
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Definitely european.
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(whispers)
It is not european.
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Okay.
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So you're home full-time
With the kids, huh?
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That was me until
The economy collapsed
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And then(dish shatters)
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Back to work.
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You mean...
You have an occupation?
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Well, I was home
And I started sketching
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And I created
A line of handbags.
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Just got a couple of shelves
At a local chain, actually.
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(dish shwhoops.
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And your husband allows you
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To occupy yourself
With such things?
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(chuckles)
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Okay, jackie...
Joyner-kersee.
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What is your story, huh?
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Are you guys...
Amish or something?
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Like...
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(dish shatters)
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Amish athletes?
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Because if marty talked to me
The way that larry talks to you,
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It would not be pretty.
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Mm. I will admit
That there are times
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When I wish he would treat me
With more respect,
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As more of a partner.
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I can imagine.
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It's as though he thinks
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That he can make every decision
For this family
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Simply because he ruined his
Body carrying our two children.
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(scoffs)atters)
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Where in europe
Are you guys from exactly?
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(silverware clatters)
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Goodness. Goodness.
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So basically
I'm in strollers and diapers.
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You know,
You go into a toy store,
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And anything that's not a toy,
I decide which shelf it goes on.
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How about you, larry?
What do you do?
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(golf cart horn honks)
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We are independently wealthy
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And spend all our time within
The confines of the community.
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Right.
Are you a big, uh, bears fan?
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I noticed you named your son
Dick butkus.
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We believe there is no greater
Tribute to this planet
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Than to name ourselves
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In honor of its finest
Physical specimens.
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Wow. I could never get debbie
To go for that.
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We would've named max
"Mookie wilson."
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My wife does
What I tell her.
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Welcome to my restroom.
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I start school tomorrow.
I need to know the deal.
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Who's running the show
Over there?
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Oh, I do not attend school.
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We are taught at home
By our mother.
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Who's this guy?
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Reggie jackson.
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And your name is?
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Reggie jackson.
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Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!
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That(giggles)ful.
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My sister is such a dork.
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She seems to admire you
Greatly.
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She's a dork, dude.
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Abby, stop it.
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(feet thud)
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You're a kid. You must know
A trick or... Something.
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Well...
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I do have one trick,
But you mustn't tell anyone.
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Cross our hearts
And hope to die.
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Show us, butkus.
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(whoosh, splat)
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(gasps)
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(both screaming)
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(screaming continues)
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Oh, dear.
252
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I fear our little dick
May have exposed himself again.
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(sighs)
254
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Guys, I-I promise you
He's not an alien.
255
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He's just a little strange,
That's all.
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Dad, I go to public school.
I know strange.
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Dick butkus is an alien!
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(doorbell rings)
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(both scream)
260
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,074
Now what?
261
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,209
Don't you have homework?
262
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,211
Oh, hey, lar--whoa!
263
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,414
You brought the, uh,
Whole neighborhood, huh?
264
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,916
Crazy.
265
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,819
So... Your children had
A scare.
266
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,922
You know kids and their--
Their imaginations.
267
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:58,225
They seem convinced
That dick is an alien.
268
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,193
So it's...
269
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,734
You were bound to find out
Eventually.
270
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,869
You might want to sit down.
271
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:09,937
Y-you know what?
272
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,072
Y-you're really starting
To freak out my kids, okay?
273
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,975
And by "My kids,"
I mean "Me."
274
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,877
Zabvronians! Have to--
275
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,246
(whoosh, splat)
276
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,215
Oh! Aah! Aah! Whoa! God!
277
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,219
Surprise.
278
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,721
Our neighbors are green!
279
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:28,822
Okay, look, we just need
To rest, okay?
280
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,957
Maybe we didn't see
What we thought--
281
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,258
(weavers screaming)
282
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:35,028
Take him! Take him!
283
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,497
An explanation is in order.
284
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,833
We hail from the planet zabvron.
285
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,834
Hear our call.
286
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,236
A decade ago,
We were deployed to investigate
287
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,337
If earth would make a nice home
288
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,874
Should temperatures
On our planet continue to rise.
289
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,008
You follow?
290
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,878
I'm--I'm thinking of buying
A prius.
291
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,480
You are the first humans
To enter our development.
292
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,049
If you wish to reveal our
Secret, we will not stop you.
293
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,785
We wouldn't do that.
294
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,252
No, no, no.
No, no, no. We trust you.
295
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,121
However, we hope that you will
Consider trusting us
296
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,123
That would be so nice.
297
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,492
We believe there's much we could
Learn from one another.
298
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,194
Thank you for dinner.
299
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,796
(larry) you're welcome.
300
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,030
Delicious.
301
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,132
Thanks for stopping by!
302
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,834
Bye!
303
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,135
I told you guys!
304
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,169
Yeah, you did.
305
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,237
Oh, god.
306
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,076
(debbie reynolds)
* good morning
307
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,045
(gene kelly and donald o'connor)
* good morning
308
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,013
(gene) * we've talked
The whole night through *
309
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,014
* good morning
310
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,849
(gene and donald)
* good morning to you
311
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,083
(buzzing)
312
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,020
(debbie, gene, and donald)
* good morning, good morning
313
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,554
* it's great to stay up late
314
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,556
* good morn(grunts)d morning
315
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,325
* to you
316
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,827
(curtain rings swoosh)
317
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,862
I can't believe
This is happening.
318
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,996
What are we gonna do?
319
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:46,066
Do we call the police?
Shouldn't obama know about this?
320
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,535
You know, I think it's important
That we don't overreact here.
321
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,070
Okay? And I think that
Once we get past
322
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,906
The initial shock of things,
It's gonna be okay.
323
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,041
Are you kidding me?
324
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,043
Honey, they are
Peace-loving aliens,
325
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,177
So there's that.
326
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,913
Oh, so if they were
Warmonger aliens,
327
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,082
We'd byes.Aving?
328
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,217
But since they're peace-loving,
We're gonna stay.
329
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,218
Sarcastic?
330
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,887
Right. Thought so.
331
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,923
Look, I'm just asking
That we be rational here. Okay?
332
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,325
Fantastic. The one time you make
A decision on your own....
333
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,094
All right, you know what?
334
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,328
The alien next door knows how
To run his house,
335
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,930
So here goes.
336
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,099
I am the man of this house,
And you're the woman.
337
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,236
And what I say goes,
And I say we stay.
338
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,106
You know, unless you
Don't want to stay.
339
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,107
So we should talk ab--
340
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,241
Honey, I think we should--
341
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,943
That made you mad. Okay.
342
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,082
(slow automated voice)
(clears throat) ...
343
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,850
Husband?
344
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,855
Hello, muffin.
345
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:42,990
I've been thinking.
346
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,059
If the pupar dies, our planet
Won't be able to reach us
347
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,260
With further instruction.
348
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:50,931
So as much as it pains me,
349
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,101
Perhaps we should consider
Recharging it manually.
350
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,970
No, the cost is too great.
351
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,040
Please, pumpkin,
Leave the leading to me.
352
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,077
(clears throat)
353
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,146
Husband.
354
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,147
Husband.
355
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,050
Lawrence bird!
356
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,089
I demand to be heard,
Larry bird.
357
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:19,159
You have been heard,
My wife,
358
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,228
And now you have
Been dismissed.
359
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,030
(doorbell rings)
360
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,100
Jackie joyner-kersee
Kicked me out.
361
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,303
Yeah, you know what, larry?
This really isn't a good time.
362
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,006
No. No, you know what?
363
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,041
You two deserve each other.
364
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,309
I live within 10 yards
Of the biggest schmucks
365
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,379
On two different planets.
366
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,481
(exhales deeply)
367
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,453
Whoa.
368
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,422
This is how we cry.
369
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,926
You should have seen me
When I was pregnant.
370
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,427
He keeps throwing "Initiative"
Back at me.
371
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,196
I said it once.
372
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,665
"Fix the screen doors"
I have to say 15 times.
373
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,202
But "Initiative"? Just once.
What the hell are you doing?
374
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,103
I'm making
My husband's sleeping pod.
375
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,337
Because what better thing
Do I have to do
376
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,673
Than clean up
After his mess?
377
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,241
Or pick up his wet towels.
378
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,676
Or fertilize his eggs.
379
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,211
Lost me.
380
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,247
Yes, okay, it's weird
That you guys are aliens.
381
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,415
I get that, okay?
382
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,218
But in my defense,
You seem quite harmless.
383
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,286
Mm.
384
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,990
You made me that very cool
Toothpick sculpture of me,
385
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,224
Which I thought was
Very sweet.
386
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,059
And frankly,
It's kind of amazing.
387
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,028
The eyes are real.
388
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,464
Jackie j., if you wanna
Recharge the pupar
389
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,500
And your husband says "No,"
You know what I say you do?
390
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,235
Kill him. Kill larry bird.
391
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,171
No. Just recharge it.
392
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,307
Oh, yes. That would be easier.
393
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,975
Good news!
394
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,312
I figured out how to save their
Panda bears from extinction.
395
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,115
That's wonderful, my dear.
396
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,516
You're right, debbie weaver.
397
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,320
This is something I should have
Done a long time ago.
398
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,454
Dick?
399
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,256
Is it time?
400
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,426
Go to the garage
And prepare the pupar.
401
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,995
It is my honor to serve you,
Mother.
402
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,296
I love you, my son.
403
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,198
Right back at you.
404
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,136
Wow. I mean, wow.
405
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,538
I can't even get my kids to take
Out the garbage without a fight.
406
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,273
That kid's amazing.
407
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,774
Yes.
408
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,044
I will miss him very much.
409
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,411
Yeah.
410
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,280
Wait. What?
411
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,281
The youngest born
In our community
412
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,783
Is the only one who can
Recharge the pupar.
413
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,418
And for us,
That's dick butkus.
414
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,087
(chuckles) dick butkus.
415
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,455
I'm sorry.
416
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,323
When dick recharges
The pupar,
417
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,192
He will be sent far off
Into the future,
418
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,162
Where he will be raised
By his own grandchildren.
419
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,064
He will have a wonderful,
Happy life,
420
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,067
But we will never get to see
Dick butkus again.
421
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,568
(laughing)
422
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,171
Oh, marty, grow up.
423
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,438
Jackie,
You can't be serious.
424
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,474
You're a mother.
You can't do this.
425
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,278
I must be strong.
It's for the good of our people.
426
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,247
But that certainly doesn't
Make it any easier.
427
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,218
Hey, dad.
428
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,288
Oh, and, uh, hey, alien dad.
429
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,323
Um, I just saw dick
In the garage.
430
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,227
His mom told him to recharge
His poopie or something.
431
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,329
Sounded pretty intense.
432
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,332
(the ink spots'
"We'll meet again" playing)
433
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,400
* we'll
434
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,534
Okay.
435
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,337
* meet again
436
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,305
What the...
437
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,307
* don't know where
438
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,076
* don't know when
439
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:27,580
* but I know we'll meet again
440
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:31,251
* some sunny day
441
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:35,355
* ooh, ooh
442
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,823
(speaks inaudibly)
443
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,160
* meet again
444
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,562
* don't know where
445
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,598
* don't know when
446
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:50,337
* but I know we'll meet again
447
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:54,307
Dick butkus, no!
448
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,212
(gasps)
449
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,514
(panting) oh, thank heavens,
My son!
450
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,649
Dick!
451
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,484
You're stopping this,
Aren't you?
452
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,518
Oh, my son.
453
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,120
Is that a "Yes"?
454
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,389
Because it's like
100 degrees in this thing.
455
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,690
Oh. Cool.
456
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,362
Debbie weaver,
Give me the pupar.
457
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,364
I don't want to give you
The pupar.
458
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,300
You're gonna put dick butkus in
It and send him to the future.
459
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,470
Trust me, mother to mother.
460
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,539
Okay.
461
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,675
(sighs deeply)
462
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,251
(powers down)
463
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,286
(gasps)
464
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,653
Wife?
465
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,424
I almost sacrificed our son.
I had to destroy it.
466
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,426
I'm glad you destroyed it.
467
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,428
It might've been
A little excessive.
468
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,697
You could have just put it
In the hall closet. It's true.
469
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,199
(inhales sharply)
470
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,733
Oh, I'm so sorry, wife.
471
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,704
They made me leader,
472
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,373
But I forgot that I had
A partner.
473
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,343
But I assure you, my...
474
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,912
Supremely beautiful wife,
475
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,447
That I will never forget
Again.
476
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,449
Oh, larry bird.
477
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,551
Oh, jacki(gasps)r-kersee.
478
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,320
I feel so deeply for you,
My dear.
479
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,188
I am going to romance you
All night.
480
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,456
Why don't you start
Right now?
481
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,325
I know you did.
482
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,492
Do you like what I'm doing
To you?
483
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,594
I love what you're doing.
484
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,729
Mmm.
485
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,397
Oh, my god. Are they doing it?
486
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,333
It happened so quohh.
487
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,368
I can't stop looking.
Oh, my god. I can't move.
488
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,469
No, I wanna watch some more.
489
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,471
Come on, deb. Tell the kids.
Oh, my god.
490
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,340
Who's my daddy?
491
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,474
That would be me.
492
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,742
(sighs)
493
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,477
I really don't wanna
Takei know.Tive.
494
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,213
I like when you tell me
I know. Do.
495
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,414
All the time,
Every decision...
496
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,682
All right,
Let's just stop there.
497
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,453
You know, my entire life, my pop
Was always one big break away
498
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,587
From getting us out
Of bayonne,
499
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,390
And I swore that
That would not be me.
500
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,460
I mean, they cut my salary,
What, three years in a row now?
501
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,527
I'm 45.
502
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,530
I'm never gonna be what
I had hoped I was gonna be.
503
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,965
I marty...T.
504
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,633
So I reached,
505
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,769
You know, for a townhouse
On a golf course.
506
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,671
I reached,
And I figured that this way,
507
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,473
At least when amber left
For college,
508
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,976
She'd be leaving a home
With marble countertops.
509
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,312
For the record,
510
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,382
My supremely beautiful
(chuckles)
511
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,685
You are much, much more than
I ever hoped you would be,
512
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,422
And I had very high hopes.
513
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,524
The house is amazing.
I will give you that.
514
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,725
The walk-in closets alone...
515
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,394
And--and the golf cart?
516
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,995
Look, the golf cart's never
Gonna be a selling point for me.
517
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,330
We're so pleased...
518
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,464
Thank you!
519
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,299
To hear you're considering
Staying.
520
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,301
These things aren't just
For crying.
521
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,302
Okay.
522
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,804
The weavers are staying.
Zabvronians, rejoice!
523
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,539
(zabvronians) yay.
524
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,508
It's gonna take me a while
To get used to that.
525
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,675
Yep.
526
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,678
(sam cooke) * what a wonderful
World this would be *
527
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,581
How do you guys show up
Yeah?Ickly like that?
528
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,555
So... Was I right about
Last night or what?
529
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,490
(laughs) yeah.
530
00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,059
Even after we made amends
With one another,
531
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,728
She insisted
On carrying the argument over
532
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,396
Late into the evening.
533
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,697
They like to do that.
534
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,833
But sometimes you have
To have a good, long fight
535
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,335
To clear the air.
536
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,403
I agree.
It was a good fight.
537
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,639
And in the end,
I emerged the victor.
538
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,773
Well, good for you, bud.
539
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,542
It's not often
We win one of those.
540
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,676
(thud)
541
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,311
Cheers.
542
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,480
Yes, you won't be hearing
From her anytime soon.
543
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,886
What did you do
To jackie joyner-kersee?
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