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Thank you so much for coming.
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What is the emergency?
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Well, I... I guess I could've
told you over the phone,
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but I wanted to see your face.
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Okay, my face is here. Tell me.
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My dear, wonderful Abishola...
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...you're gonna be an auntie!
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Oh, my God,
you are having a baby?
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I am!
I did not even know
you were dating someone.
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I'm not.
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Have you told the father?
I have no idea who it is.
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Christina!
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But it's gonna be one
of the dudes
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in this binder.
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You keep a record of all
the men you have slept with?
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Yes. But not this one.
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These are potential
sperm donors.
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Oh, so you are not pregnant?
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Not yet,
but my womb is willing.
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One might say eager.
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And you have not slept
with all these men?
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Oh, I wish.
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Especially this guy--
six-foot-five and Swedish.
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Viking sperm.
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Okay, so what
do you want from me?
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IVF is a long process.
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There's fertility shots,
egg retrieval, embryo transfer.
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I'm gonna need someone
to lean on.
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Of course,
I'll be there for you.
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Great.
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What do you say
we make it official,
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and you shoot these hormones
in my ass?
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It will be my pleasure.
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Oh!
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This is gonna be fun.
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Uh-huh. On three?
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Okay, sure.
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One.
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Ow!
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What happened to "three"?
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This has to be fun
for the both of us.
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Hmm. That poor woman.
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Having a baby all on her own.
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It is Christina's choice.
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Is she at least going
to invent a heroic father?
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Perhaps one
who died saving children
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from a burning orphanage?
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No, but that's very good,
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I'll suggest it to her.
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Mm-hmm.
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She doesn't need a cover story.
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She's a liberated woman, and
she can hold her head up high.
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Nonsense.
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This is what happens when
you give women too many rights.
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I raised Dele on my own,
and he turned out great.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did he?
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Yes!
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Even now he has chosen
to become a dancer?
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Yes.
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Do you even believe
what you are saying?
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Yes.
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Don't listen to her.
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Dele is a great kid,
and he's gonna make you proud.
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Yes!
Hmm.
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Even if he performs in ballet
wearing a leotard?
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Yes.
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Have you spoken
to your sister lately?
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No. Why?
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You should talk to her.
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Oh, God. What's going on?
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It is not my place to say.
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Too late. Tell me.
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Are you familiar
with in vitro fertilization?
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Please tell me
she's breeding horses.
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Christina is planning
on having a baby.
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And she told you?
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I'm a nurse. She wants my help.
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You want to help her?
Talk her out of it.
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She's a grown woman, Bob.
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Is she?
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And the process
has already started.
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Ah, damn it.
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You need to be
supportive of this.
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She's very nervous.
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Well, she should be.
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She's not capable
of raising a child by herself.
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She will learn.
She has a lot more going for her
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than I did when I had Dele.
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No, it's different. You're you.
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You're smart,
independent, strong.
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And she's...
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Come on, talk her out of it!
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Bob, she has a right
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to do whatever she wants
with her body.
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Do you know
how long turtles live?
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Up to 100 years.
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You know how long hers lived?
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We don't know! She lost it!
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Well, this is happening, so you
might as well be happy for her.
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Yeah, I guess I can pretend.
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Yay. I'm so happy for you.
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Maybe just give her money.
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That I can do.
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Okay, on a count of three.
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Don't mess with me this time.
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Of course not.
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One.
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Ow!
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Still fun.
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You've got a little
sadist in ya.
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I do.
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Just so you are aware,
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sometimes the hormones
can affect your mood.
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Yes, I'm aware, and that's not
going to happen with me.
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Probably not, but I just thought
you should know.
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I do know.
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Why do you think
I'm reading all this baby crap?
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You are right. I'm sorry.
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Do you think
I'm just sitting around here
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waiting for Nurse Abishola
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to tell me how my body works?
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No.
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Good.
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You bought a breast pump?
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Yes! What's it to you?!
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What is it to you?
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You are not even pregnant.
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I need to practice!
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I have very sensitive nipples!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You didn't tell Bob
I was doing this, did you?
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Of course not.
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Huh.
What?
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He Venmo'd me a thousand dollars
for no reason.
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Oh. Maybe he's just a nice guy
who loves his sister.
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Oh, grow up, will you?
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So... what do you think?
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I think...
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Yay! I'm so happy for you.
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Really?
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Of course. I'm 100% behind you.
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Oh, thank you so much,
big brother.
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Now I just have
to find the courage to tell Mom.
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I'm sure she'll be very loving
and supportive.
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I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said that.
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Hello!
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She's here.
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Okay, you can do this.
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There should be a way to choose
"no woman driver" on Uber.
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Maybe wait.
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Wait for what?
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Uh, Christina has
some good news.
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Oh, that'll be a first.
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I've started IVF treatment.
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I'm going to have a baby
and raise it on my own.
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Oh.
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I don't need your approval.
I don't need your permission.
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This is something
I've chosen for myself...
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Aw. Come here!
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What's happening?
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I'm so happy for you.
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Now, that is how you pretend.
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You're really okay with this?
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Of course. It's better
than getting knocked up
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by some loser
you'll just drive away.
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There's our mom.
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I'm finally gonna
have a grandbaby!
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What about Dele?
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Oh, he showed up
already cooked.
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I want one
I can put my stink on.
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That's really sweet, Mom.
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I almost lost hope.
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Lord knows the ship has sailed
with these two.
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No ship has sailed.
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It hasn't?
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We could still have a baby
if we wanted to.
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But you decided not to.
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I never said "no."
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So you want a baby?
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I did not say that.
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So you don't want a baby?
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I did not say that, either.
Listen to me.
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You're not saying anything!
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Because there's no talking
to you!
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Let's go.
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All this yelling is bad
for your eggs.
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We are done yelling.
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Bob has made up his mind.
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I don't even know
what the hell's happening!
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Here's a weird question.
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Any of your friends at school
have a dad that's...
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a little older?
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What do you mean? Like, 50?
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Older.
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Mm. Let me think.
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One kid has a dad
that uses a walker
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and an oxygen tank
on a little cart.
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He's got to be pretty old.
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Do they have
a good relationship?
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I guess. I've seen him
feed his dad applesauce,
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so, that's kind of sweet.
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That's horrible.
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Why do you ask?
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No reason.
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Are you and Mom
thinking of having a kid?
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I said no reason.
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Okay. Okay.
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What?
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I'm just
trying to imagine
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feeding you
applesauce.
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Open up for the choo-choo.
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Knock it off.
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Hey.
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What're you doing?
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Looking up
baby names.
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What do you think about
Moses Wheeler?
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Little biblical, isn't it?
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That's hip now.
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Bible names are trending.
Check it out:
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Ezekiel, Ezra,
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Boaz.
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Judas in there?
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Too soon.
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What if
it's a girl?
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Way ahead of you.
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Gomorrah.
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Morrah for short.
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You think maybe Christina
should have a say in the name?
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Eh.
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If it's a girl,
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maybe she'll want to
name her after you.
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Gomorrah Dorothy. I like it.
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Well, whatever the name is,
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you just got to respect that
it's her life and her baby.
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Her life and our baby.
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Oh, boy.
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Come on, what?
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If she's not gonna
have a husband,
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she's gonna need me.
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Well, that's nice,
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but how long do you think
you're gonna be around?
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Don't put that out there.
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I'm not going
anywhere anytime soon.
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Well, nobody plans on it,
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but you did have a stroke
a few years ago.
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And look at me now,
drinking like a teenager.
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I wish I was
as optimistic as you.
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What are you
talking about, slim?
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You cheated death, too.
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Barely. Every time
I get heartburn
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I think I'm going to meet Jesus.
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Jesus.
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Good name. No spin.
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It's nice to see you excited
about having a grandkid.
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I am. Mark my words,
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I'll be sitting front row,
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watching they/them
graduate college.
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You know what, I think you will.
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And with any luck, I'll be
sitting right next to you.
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Maybe.
All right.
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If you look at
the facts,
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I've only had one child,
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so, by Nigerian standards,
I'm a failure.
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That is true.
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Many of my friends think
you are a lesbian.
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Lesbians can have children.
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Okay, Gloria, we get it,
you are woke.
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All right, look,
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what you're going through
is normal.
272
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,070
When my kids left the house,
273
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,270
this little voice in my head
274
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kept telling me to
have another baby.
275
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:29,940
What did you do?
276
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,910
I made my husband
get a vasectomy.
277
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Snip-snip, problem solved.
278
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,190
So you are saying
this is all happening because
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00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,350
Dele is leaving soon?
280
00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:41,060
Exactly.
281
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,490
But once you get used
to not seeing him every day,
282
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,390
you'll be thrilled to
have your freedom.
283
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:49,160
And be the carefree gay woman
everyone thinks you are.
284
00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:52,470
But on the other hand,
285
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:55,670
Bob and I would make
an adorable baby.
286
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,270
Did the little voice
tell you that?
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00:12:58,340 --> 00:12:59,640
Yes.
288
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,510
Here, drown it.
289
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,780
Here's your tea.
290
00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,950
Thanks.
291
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,820
So,
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00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:17,830
when does the doctor slip
the ol' turkey baster
293
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,490
up your hoo-ha?
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00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,630
Mom.
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00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,060
I want to be there.
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00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:26,000
At conception. When life begins.
297
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,400
You're serious?
298
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:29,800
Damn right.
299
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,410
And I want to catch Moses
when you push him out.
300
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:35,910
Who's Moses?
301
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,750
Not important.
302
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,410
Just so you know,
303
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,080
I will be there
every step of the way.
304
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,790
Thanks.
305
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,190
Can I ask
you something?
306
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,560
Of course.
307
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,560
When did your maternal
instinct kick in?
308
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:55,160
Honestly, when you told me
I'm having a grandkid.
309
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,970
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
310
00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,870
Truth is, the moment
311
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,570
the nurse hands you your baby
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00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,810
and you look down at that
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00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:07,240
sweet, helpless little thing,
314
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,140
you just know.
315
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:10,740
Anybody messes with it,
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00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,680
you'll tear
their frickin' throat out.
317
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,220
That's nice, thank you.
318
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,190
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
319
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,890
We're gonna be a great mom.
320
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,870
My little buddy.
321
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,810
Ek'ale, Mom.
322
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,250
Have you been drinking?
323
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,680
Of course not.
Why would you ask that?
324
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,380
You called me "little buddy."
325
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,790
Because that's what you are.
326
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,390
Is that
grilled cheese?
327
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,160
Ye...
Help yourself.
328
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,830
Mmm.
329
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,560
I know I'm very hard on you,
330
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,370
but you are a good boy.
331
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:08,300
Yeah, you were drinking.
332
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,540
Do not be disrespectful.
333
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,110
Do you remember
when your father left
334
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:15,910
and it was just you and me?
335
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:17,950
A little.
336
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,210
Oh.
337
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,120
It was so very difficult.
338
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,620
You never made it seem that way.
339
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,590
'Cause I did not
want you to worry.
340
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:27,920
I always wanted you to be happy.
341
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:30,220
My happy little buddy.
342
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,560
I'll make you some coffee.
343
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,700
Do you remember when
344
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,600
I had to work two jobs
345
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,700
and some days I had to
take you with me?
346
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:41,870
Kind of.
347
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,040
I would put you in the corner
348
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,370
with your coloring books.
349
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,140
And you never complained once.
350
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,540
I remember that.
351
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:48,810
You do?
352
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,510
You'd give me money
for the vending machine.
353
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:53,080
It was the only time
I was ever allowed candy.
354
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,650
And now you have perfect teeth.
355
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,320
You're welcome.
356
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,950
You know,
357
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,490
if you had another kid with Bob,
358
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,160
it'd be a lot easier this time.
359
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,530
Why would you say that?
360
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,090
You're not alone.
361
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,360
You have a good job
and Bob has a good job.
362
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,100
I cannot
talk about this with you.
363
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,200
I just want you to know
that I'm all for it.
364
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,300
I'd love to have
a little brother.
365
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,540
Good night.
366
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,870
A sister's good, too.
367
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,940
Stop talking.
368
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,720
Look at my sexy bookworm.
369
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,790
Have you been drinking?
370
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,320
What is it with everyone?
371
00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:38,230
Can a grown woman
not get drunk on a weeknight?
372
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,560
Come here.
373
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,440
Hey, uh...
374
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,600
I've made a decision.
375
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,410
Mmm. Tell me.
376
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,580
Then I will tell you
if it's the right one.
377
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,650
Um, I'm okay
not having another kid.
378
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,580
Good for you.
379
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:04,050
You know, I'm happy with
how things are.
380
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,190
Mm-hmm, me, too.
381
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,520
And, uh, you know,
what makes me truly happy is
382
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,860
living my life
with you and Dele.
383
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,430
Mm-hmm.
384
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,430
I mean, he's just
going off to college,
385
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,200
it's not like
he's gonna be out of our lives.
386
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,000
Of course not.
Right.
387
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,830
And-and when he's not around,
388
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:23,170
we can... we-we can enjoy
every day together.
389
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,470
Absolutely.
390
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,840
Mm-hmm.
391
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,840
So, you... you agree?
392
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:30,410
About what?
393
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,650
Not having another kid.
394
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,120
I never said that,
you said that.
395
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,690
We should probably
figure this out
396
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,090
before we continue.
397
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:42,920
Do not tell me what to do.
398
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:45,030
Oh, you tell me what to do.
399
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,470
So far, you like donor
number 22's height,
400
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,540
number 43's wavy hair
401
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,310
and 55's interest
in woodworking.
402
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,980
My baby's gonna
build me a log cabin.
403
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,680
Our baby.
404
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:11,820
You should pick someone with
405
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,220
a strong educational background.
406
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,020
This kid'll be smart.
It's a Wheeler.
407
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,160
You should pick someone with
408
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,430
a strong educational background.
409
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,730
Brains aren't everything.
410
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,300
He or she might be
a great athlete.
411
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,300
It runs in our family.
412
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,470
No one runs
in our family.
413
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,710
I don't know, Christina,
slim pickings here.
414
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,410
What are you
talking about?
415
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,940
When Moses
comes of age,
416
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,480
he will sit
on the throne
417
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,110
of a therapeutic
hosiery empire.
418
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:42,480
I'm not seeing
419
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:44,620
a lot of
royal sperm here.
420
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,820
Hang on,
I am not sure
421
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,120
I want my child
in the sock business.
422
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,190
Then what the hell
are we doing here?
423
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,660
Wasting my time.
424
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,430
And his name's not Moses.
425
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,810
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