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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house
is sorta... gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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I don't have coverage
for tornadoes.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay. Just asking.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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(all cheer)
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one of the most beautiful cities
in Germany.
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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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But I couldn't care less.
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The only sights I wanted to see
were the looks of awe
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on the faces of
my fellow students
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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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Cylinders that are smaller
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than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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(all laugh)
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What's happening?
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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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You're darn tootin' we do.
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So who goofed?
(laughter)
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You did, dummkopf.
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Dummkopf? You're calling me
a dummy?
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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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Mr. Ziegler.
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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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Wait, what's the
Calabi-Yau manifold?
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(laughter)
Dummkopf.
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ADULT SHELDON:
I was quickly learning
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not all Germans were the warm,
fun-loving people
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I was led to believe.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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something that they knew.
Who does that?
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You do.
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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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Your child is hurting.
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Sorry.
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There, there.
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I guess that'll do.
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Now, how about a hot beverage?
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Good crowd today.
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It's not enough. We need more.
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What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.
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We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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Hey!
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Not you. The other chumps.
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We're raking in quarters.
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I got a house to rebuild.
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You want to raise
the price?
Nope.
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I'm thinking bigger.
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Table games.
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Maybe a roulette wheel.
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Whoa. These machines are
already a gray area.
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Table games are
big-time illegal.
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You know why?
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Because they make
big-time money.
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What are the cops gonna say?
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"Thank you for
my new fishing boat"?
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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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I've got a family
to take care of.
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Nobody's going to jail.
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Please, just take a moment
to think about it.
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Fine.
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We're doing it.
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(laughs)
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(doorbell rings)
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Jim.
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Hey, sorry to just
drop by, but I found
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some of Mandy's
old baby stuff.
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Figured I'd bring it over.
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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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She took the baby
for a check-up,
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but you're welcome to wait.
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Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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A beer in the middle
of the afternoon?
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Your wife okay with that?
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My wife's in Germany.
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Oh, my.
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For the whole summer.
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You're living the dream.
Mmm.
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Come on.
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Hey, Missy.
Hey.
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Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.
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Good for you.
Well, I am a head coach.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.
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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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She the assistant coach?
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She might own the team.
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Use the coasters.
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Professor Salzman,
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I just wanted to let you know
that I studied up
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and am now well-versed
in the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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Okay.
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It was never part
of the curriculum
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at East Texas Tech.
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East Texas Tech?
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Sounds charming.
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It's actually quite humid.
Regardless,
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I'm ready to reassert myself
as class leader.
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Your classmates are from
some of the most elite
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universities in the world.
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There is no East MIT.
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Well, I would have gone
to a better school,
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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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Sheldon, at some point we ask
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of the piano-playing dog
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not, "Are you a dog?"
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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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Excuse me?
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(sighs)
You are far behind
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many of your peers.
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I have no peers.
I think they would agree.
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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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Me tutor them?
No.
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You tutor me?
No.
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Me tutor you?
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Miss Chen.
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Yes, Professor?
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You have an undergraduate degree
in education, ja?
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Yes, sir.
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Teach him.
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(people cheering)
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No more bets.
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What the hell?
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Where'd you get the table?
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I know a guy.
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Where'd you get him?
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He's the guy.
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Red 12.
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No winners.
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Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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Can we even trust him?
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Herman? Look at that baby face.
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He says, on a good night,
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one table can throw off
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a thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of diapers,
Georgie.
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Huh.
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Maybe even a nanny.
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Huh!
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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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HERMAN:
Red 16.
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No winners.
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(baby fussing)
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Hey, could you watch her
for a little while?
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I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store
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if dinner's gonna be ready.
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GEORGE SR.:
Three-fifty.
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Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?
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You must be crazy.
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That's what you said
about the jet ski,
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but I nailed it.
Well...
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You guys having a good time?
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Oh, yeah, great time.
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It's over.
Wha...
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Well, what about
Showcase Showdown?
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Here we go. Green beans.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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That's not the one
on the coupon.
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You want... Bottom row.
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Ooh, good catch.
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Missy'd have had my ass.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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All righty, now.
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(knock on door)
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Hello?
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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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Oh, he's helping you?
Isn't that nice.
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No, I'm helping him.
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Sorry?
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I'm tutoring him.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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Shelly?
(knocks on door)
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Your tutor's here.
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I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.
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Why?
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I miss Dad and football.
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The whole shebang.
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Honey, are you sure
this isn't because
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you need a tutor,
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and she's a little girl?
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Leave me alone.
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Didn't you say that
you wanted to come here
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to learn new things
and expand your horizons?
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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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Oh, nobody thinks that.
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I do. I thought
we'd get started
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with anti-de Sitter space.
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That sounds fun. What's that?
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I wish I could tell you.
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Oh, um...
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Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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We solve for the geodesics.
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Wrong.
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Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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Pain is the best teacher.
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You're a very
impressive little girl,
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but there's a saying.
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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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You have to play the piano well.
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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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Of course you are.
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(Mary chuckles)
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What?
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Sorry, just a funny part
of the Bible.
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MISSY:
...for the food we're about
to receive,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.
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(door shuts)
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Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.
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She had horrible gas.
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Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.
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(baby crying)
Maybe she's hungry.
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Maybe she's teething.
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You know what, let her suck
on a Slim Jim.
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Ooh! Two birds.
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You're awful quiet tonight.
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Oh, just work stuff.
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Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat
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would be all that stressful.
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(electronic whistles and bells)
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Well, Dad, you run
your own business.
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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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That I do. Actually,
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I had a guy the other day
came in
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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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way past warranty.
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Put up quite a stink, too.
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How'd you handle it?
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Gave him a new set of tires.
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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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but got a customer for life.
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Smart. I could learn
a lot from you.
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Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.
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Hmm. All right,
what you got, big man?
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Uh, well...
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(telephone rings)
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Saved by the bell.
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(ringing continues)
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Would it kill anyone
to say "thank you"
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for this delicious meal?
GEORGE SR.:
Hello.
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Thanks.
Thank you.
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GEORGE SR.:
Hang on.
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Jim, it's your wife.
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Hi, honey.
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I am sorry,
I lost track of time.
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I was playing with the baby,
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who, I got to tell you,
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looks more and more
like you every day...
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Okey-dokey,
I will be right home.
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Five minutes.
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Gotta go.
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(sighs)
268
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,328
What?
269
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,563
Nothing.
270
00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:00,167
Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
271
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,270
Nothing's wrong.
272
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,105
(sighs)
273
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:06,974
Just tell me.
274
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,742
Is it that obvious?
275
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,077
Yes.
276
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,146
All right.
277
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,948
Meemaw put a roulette wheel
in the slot room,
278
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,317
and I'm real worried about it.
279
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,019
Why?
280
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,222
The slots are already
in a gray area.
281
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,491
A roulette wheel could
land us in jail.
282
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,094
Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
283
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,829
I did, but she said
it could throw off
284
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,430
a thousand dollars a day.
285
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,965
Oh.
286
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,133
Then do it.
287
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,102
But I could go to jail.
288
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,304
(scoffs) I'll wait for you.
289
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,873
I thought you'd be on my side.
290
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,574
Georgie, I am on your side.
291
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,044
In fact, we should
get married sooner
292
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,714
so that I can't
testify against you.
293
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,149
And also because you love me.
294
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,018
Thousand bucks a day?
295
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,553
You bet I love you.
296
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,190
So listen,
I thought it over
297
00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,260
and decided
the risk is worth it.
298
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,395
Good. Mandy on board?
299
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,997
I didn't ask.
300
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,866
Glad she brought you around.
301
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,435
Listen, why don't you
shadow Herman,
302
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,669
see how it's done.
303
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,239
You want me to run the wheel?
304
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,741
We should
be ready.
305
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,142
(coughs)
306
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,177
It's the bottom of the ninth
for this guy.
307
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,511
HERMAN:
Red 12.
308
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,880
No winners.
309
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,481
(gasping)
310
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,482
You okay?
311
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,483
Yeah.
312
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,485
I got just the one lung.
313
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,321
Connie said
you'd show me the ropes.
314
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,823
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
315
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,192
You'll catch on in no time.
316
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,895
No more bets.
317
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,696
So, we bought this
table from you?
318
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,131
Oh, yeah.
319
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,667
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
320
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,502
Until it got shut down.
321
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,937
Cops?
322
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,472
Oh, no, nothing like that.
323
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,074
Dixie mafia.
324
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,842
They threatened to cut off my...
325
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,577
Red 16.
326
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,712
Red 16.
327
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,248
Cut off your what?
328
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,786
Wrong.
What is wrong
about this?
329
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,754
You didn't account for
all the dimensions.
330
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,323
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
331
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,724
Only if
there's fermions.
332
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,993
Without fermions, there could be
333
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,460
up to 26 dimensions.
334
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,130
What? Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis
335
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,599
never mentioned
26 dimensions.
Who are they?
336
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,567
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
337
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,969
I've never heard of them.
338
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,370
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
339
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,907
I recently studied with
Henry W. Kendall.
340
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,876
The Nobel Prize winner
for his pioneering research
341
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,344
on the deep inelastic scattering
342
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,679
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
343
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,549
Yes.
Never heard of him.
344
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,786
Try again.
345
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,959
Oh, I see the problem.
346
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,193
This is stupid.
347
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,761
You can't just
invent dimensions.
348
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,096
There's this one,
349
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,532
this one and this one.
350
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,169
You forgot
the dimension of time.
351
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,273
Ow. Thank you.
352
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,316
(inhales sharply)
353
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,885
(coughs)
354
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,519
You want to sit down
or something?
355
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,223
I sit down,
I might not ever get up.
356
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,561
Uh-oh.
357
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,529
Dixie mafia.
358
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,998
What do we do?
359
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,600
Just stay calm.
Let me do the talking.
360
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,602
Who's in charge here?
361
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,104
He is.
362
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,673
Give us the money.
363
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,075
I-I can't.
364
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,910
I have a daughter to support.
365
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,646
Hope she likes being
an only child.
366
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,183
(gasps)
367
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,622
(sighs)
368
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,625
What're you doing up?
369
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,394
Can't sleep.
370
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,695
Same.
371
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,163
You want some tea?
372
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,664
Hot tea?
373
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,733
What am I, the Queen of England?
374
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,768
You okay?
375
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,338
Don't become an adult. It sucks.
376
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,007
(scoffs) Too late.
377
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,942
Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?
378
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,676
If it wasn't for double coupons,
379
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,812
I don't know how we'd manage.
380
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,049
Well, making the money's
no picnic either.
381
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,718
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
382
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,987
but... (sighs)
383
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,488
...it's really
working my last nerve.
384
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,724
I spend my whole day
holding this house together
385
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,226
and no one even says,
"Thank you."
386
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,327
I get it.
387
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,628
I get home from work,
388
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,130
but does anyone ask
how my day was?
389
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,464
How was your day?
390
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,133
Don't ask.
391
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,169
Why do we
even do it?
392
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,072
Well, I got
a fiancée and a baby,
393
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,007
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
394
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,475
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
395
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,677
I mean why do I do it?
396
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,348
(telephone ringing)
397
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,187
Hello.
398
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,522
Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?
399
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,058
What?
400
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,926
I'm in Heidelberg
and I'm studying string theory,
401
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,062
and I'm now drastically behind,
thanks to you.
402
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:59,199
Sheldon, it's 3:00
in the morning.
403
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,935
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
404
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,537
That explains why
I'm hanging up.
405
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,139
I had to be tutored by a child
406
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,774
and the professor
called me a dummkopf.
407
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,842
(chuckles)
Now I'm glad you called.
408
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,311
I don't like it here.
409
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,246
I miss being
the smartest one in class.
410
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,148
Son, if you're
always the smartest,
411
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,916
you're never learning anything.
412
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,519
Interesting. So what do I do?
413
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,587
Listen.
414
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,455
I'm listening.
415
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,890
No, that's the answer.
416
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,758
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
417
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,394
just shut up and listen.
418
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,528
But what if I...
419
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,762
When you're in class, listen.
420
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,364
But I could...
(line disconnects)
421
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,239
Guess I should pee.
422
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,946
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
423
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,881
I did, and I'm eating it.
424
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,950
And when I'm done,
I'm gonna go watch TV
425
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:54,154
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
426
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,123
But...
427
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,591
you were doing great,
so grown-up,
428
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,692
cooking and cleaning.
429
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,861
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
430
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,498
I thought we had
a whole thing going here.
431
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,833
Now we have a new thing.
432
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,301
Look at the fridge.
433
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,839
Chore chart?
434
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,341
That's right.
435
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,377
You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.
436
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,612
That is true. Thank you.
437
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,181
You're welcome.
438
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,749
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
439
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,916
and taking out the garbage.
440
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,752
What about Georgie?
441
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,853
Look at the chart.
442
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,055
Georgie mows
the lawn
443
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,489
and cleans
the toilet.
444
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,025
(chuckles)
445
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,927
PROFESSOR SALZMAN:
One should not even
446
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,831
attempt to unify
type-one und type-two...
447
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,467
ADULT SHELDON:
I wanted to give up
and run away,
448
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,202
but I had read
enough comic books
449
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,936
to know that heroes don't quit.
450
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:47,540
Instead of running,
I decided to stay
451
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,610
and face the biggest challenge
I've ever had:
452
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,145
keeping my mouth shut.
453
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,215
Any thoughts on
the compactification of
454
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,217
the extra dimensions here?
455
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,152
("Da Da Da" by Trio playing)
456
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,088
ADULT SHELDON:
Mmm.
457
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,223
Ja.
One must conserve
458
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,192
the unbroken
supercharges.
459
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,627
Und the spherical
Hankel transform
460
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,929
of this
equation is...
461
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,964
♪ ♪
462
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,168
ADULT SHELDON:
This turned out to be
a pivotal moment in my life.
463
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,438
By being open
to people smarter than me,
464
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,908
I grew as both a man
and a scientist.
465
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,212
Humble, brilliant...
466
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,280
I really am the whole package.
467
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,415
♪ ♪
468
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,288
(knock on door)
469
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,123
Hey.
470
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,457
What brings you by?
471
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,991
Well, I finished
my honey-do list,
472
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,228
so Audrey gave me
the afternoon off.
473
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,396
Come on in.
474
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,732
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
475
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,267
Well, this isn't fun.
476
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,868
I didn't make
the chore chart.
477
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,337
Just grab
a corner.
478
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,838
There is
no corner.
479
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,005
(toilet flushes)
480
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,374
Georgie, give
us a hand.
481
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,409
Oh, you don't want me
touching anything.
482
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,610
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