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I might be wrong but I might be right
Anyhow, I know I tried
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I better leave, I better leave
I better stop
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I like her taste when it fills my soul
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I'll tell you something
I've never told anyone
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Not anyone, not anyone
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Everyone's got a bleeding heart
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I don't know where
Or when to start
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I better bleed, I better bleed
I better stop
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Silly boys, you ran away
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You're unemployed
You'd waste away
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Silly boys, you ran away
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You're unemployed
You'd waste away
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Silly boys, you run away too far
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Remember this
Remember where you are
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What the fuck?
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Life is good, it's what I see
That makes me wanna disagree
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I better leave, I better leave
I better not
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I better leave, I better leave
I better not
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You might be wrong
'Cause you know I'm right
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If you lose your way
You just follow mine
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I better leave, I better leave
I better stop
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And I'll still be in love with you.
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It's that way that you, uh...
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It's the way that you...
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Wait, shit.
Come on, Dave, what is it?
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That, uh... That amazing...
It's that amazing way that...
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Who are you talking to?
Oh! Jesus.
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You scared the crap out of me.
Sony.
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No, it's all right.
I just... Um, I thought I was alone.
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So you were talking to no one?
No.
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You go to Humphrey?
Yeah. Westerberg?
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North.
Do you know whose party this is?
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No, not a clue. What about you?
No, I don't know.
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I got brought by some friends.
Not even friends, really, just these girls.
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They might be whores.
Or at least whorish.
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The guys I hang outwith,
we drive around all night
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calling everyone we know,
just looking for some party.
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I mean, any party...
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We'll finally find one, and we'll get here
and we won't know anybody
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so we just stand around
and eventually just leave,
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go look for some other party.
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That's silly. Why do you do it?
What else are you gonna do, right?
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Why'd you come out tonight?
I don't know.
44
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A laugh, maybe.
But I'm not looking for a boyfriend.
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I got someone. I mean, kind of.
I have a dude.
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Who?
Why?
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Maybe I know him.
You don't. He's older.
48
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So why aren't you in there right now
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putting moves on some waifish
sophomore with low self-esteem?
50
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I just kind of have one girl
that I'm kind of interested in.
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So, what's her name?
Jane.
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Jane Nussbaum?
Harmon.
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So, what's your name?
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Dave.
Dave, I'm Aubrey.
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Audrey. Aubrey.
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Aubrey.
Yeah.
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And you go to North.
Senior?
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Junior.
Right. Of course you are, yeah.
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What is that supposed to mean?
Am I not mature enough for you?
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No, of course not.
I mean, no, of course you are.
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It's just, uh, you don't have that look
in your eye, you know?
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Not sure I do.
That desperate, kind of demented look.
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The "Whoo, I'm a senior and I'm
graduating in less than a month,
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and all my nights of drunken
high school parties are almost over."
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Right?
You got that look
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So this girl Jane, she, um...
She doesn't like you back?
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She likes me.
Um, platonically. As a friend.
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Oh, I know what "platonically" means.
I'm a junior, not a moron.
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I'm sorry.
It's cool, Dave.
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So have you tried?
Like actually tried?
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I think she's gonna hook up
with Brendan Meltzer tonight.
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Ooh, my friend hooked up with Brendan once.
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There you go.
He is ripped.
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What are you doing to me?
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I'm just saying if she's with Brendan
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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Well, trust me, they're not up, okay?
That's why I'm out here.
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Because you're hiding?
I'm not hiding.
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Fleeing?
No.
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Fleeing?
Yeah.
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I just... Ugh.
I had to get out of there, okay?
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I couldn't exactly stand around
watching the girl that I'm in love with
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flirt with the best-looking guy ever
It's torture.
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Want some gum?
No, thanks. I'm good.
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Yeah, actually.
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Uh, I should get back inside before,
you know, they leave without me.
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Hey, let me ask you a question.
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Hmm?
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Do you think it's possible that there's
something I could say to this girl,
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uh, just some way I could tell her how I feel
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in a way that just would make her
fall for me? You know?
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What do you have in mind?
Here.
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Wow.
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"Jane...
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Janey,
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lately I've been feeling
like there's so much noise.
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You know, uh, so much static.
All these voices competing for attention.
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Teachers, parents, magazines.
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What's in, what's out, who's cool,
who's not cool enough.
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And it's like all this shit just gets so loud
I feel like I can't even hear myself think.
100
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You know, I just wanna get in my car and drive.
101
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But then I see you.
102
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I see you across the hall,
leaning against your locker
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in that jacket that you love so much,
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and, uh, the way you tuck your hair
back behind your ears.
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And you see me and you smile.
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You just smile,
and it's like all that noise fades away.
107
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You know?
108
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And the only thing I can hear
is the sound of your voice
109
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when you call out my name."
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Hmm.
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Oh, no. Oh, my...
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Oh, my God, I'm literally
too embarrassing to even live.
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No. No.
I can't believe I just said that. Out loud.
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I mean, even to you. L...
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I can't even believe
I was gonna say that to her. I was.
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Okay. It's not that
so much as she doesn't...
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She doesn't really care about that shit,
you know, the noise and the magazines.
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And she definitely doesn't wanna hear how beautiful you
think she is when she tucks her hair behind her ears.
119
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I mean, I doubt she really
wants to hear anything.
120
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All she wants to feel is a little less
freaked out than she already does,
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which, you know, is probably very.
122
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So she wants to be with a guy
who seems less freaked out than she is,
123
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and if you can be that guy, then rad.
124
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But if you can't...
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then you're not gonna be her dude.
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I'm never gonna be her dude, am I?
Not with that attitude, my friend, no.
127
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And you're a senior,
so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.
128
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Maybe in college you can reinvent
yourself as a doer, not a talker.
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Maybe.
130
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Well, you should probably get back, huh?
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Or, you know, if you're worried
your friends are gonna leave...
132
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You asked for my opinion.
133
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No, I was just gonna say
you could catch a ride home with me.
134
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Oh. Well, um...
135
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Yeah, those whores won't leave without me.
136
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They're all probably hooking up with somebody.
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I would have to go and unhook them,
and I don't feel like doing that, so...
138
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Then don't.
All right. I won't.
139
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Great.
Okay.
140
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This song is amazing.
141
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Yeah, this song is amazing.
Amazing.
142
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Wanna dance with me?
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I don't know, I...
Do you wanna...? Ahem.
144
00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:06,221
Do you wanna dance with me?
Hmm, no.
145
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What?
Well, l... Mm-mm.
146
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J ust...
O
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Man, way to build up my confidence.
You did... Well, l...
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Which was lacking. It was lacking.
And you even pointed it out.
149
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Look, it's just I don't dance publicly.
150
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And I don't do...
I don't do either.
151
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Those couples, they make me nauseous.
It's like, "Really, guys?
152
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You're gonna make out in the fricking
mall in front of everybody?" Ugh.
153
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Okay, well, first of all, we're
all alone here, you know.
154
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Second of all, I mean, I was just
talking about one dance, you know.
155
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Well?
156
00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:15,766
I can't believe I'm doing this.
It's just like the cheesiest thing ever.
157
00:10:15,926 --> 00:10:18,369
All we need now is for it to be raining,
and, like...
158
00:10:18,525 --> 00:10:21,197
I mean, it's just so tired, right?
And completely...
159
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Would you deal with it?
160
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Your balls are vibrating.
161
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Uh...
Uh...
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Um...
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Uh... Huh.
164
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What? What?
Oh, it's just the cops are here.
165
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1: Get out of here!
2: Get out of here! Cops!
166
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Where's your car?
3: We're out of here, man.
167
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Oh, I didn't drive. The Englishman did.
What?
168
00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:51,106
My little English friend.
Who?
169
00:10:51,262 --> 00:10:55,297
They're taking everybody's name, they're handcuffing people.
It's every man for himself. Let's go.
170
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What's wrong with you assholes?
Let's go.
171
00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:09,073
What should we do?
172
00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:11,773
Um, hang on, I just need to...
I'll call my...
173
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My house is like 10 blocks away.
You wanna walk with me for a little?
174
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Yes.
175
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Where are you gonna go to college?
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Uh, Columbia.
177
00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:53,439
Wow, so you're, like, Smartypants McGee.
178
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No, I don't know
about "Smartypants McGee."
179
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Any idea what you might wanna do?
180
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I wanna teach.
I wanna live in New York and teach.
181
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Oh.
182
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Elementary school to start. Somewhere
where there's a real need, you know?
183
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,581
Uh, then probably developmental psychology.
184
00:12:10,737 --> 00:12:13,477
Oh, so you pretty much know
exactly what you wanna do.
185
00:12:13,637 --> 00:12:15,513
Yeah. How about you?
186
00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:17,479
I have no idea. I like collage.
187
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,014
Collage?
And I draw some.
188
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,343
I'm learning how to play the drums.
Helps me work out my aggression.
189
00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:25,347
You got a lot of aggression?
The average amount, I think.
190
00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:28,382
Heh. Are you, uh...?
Are you happy?
191
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,778
Happy? Heh.
192
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:33,248
Yeah, do you think of yourself
as a reasonably happy person?
193
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Content or what have you?
No, I wouldn't say content.
194
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I'm just... I'm ready to get out of here.
I'm so over high school.
195
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You've still got another year.
196
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I'm aware of that. Dick.
197
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You?
Me what?
198
00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:55,514
Are you a happy-go-lucky
kind of kid?
199
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Because I'll slap you if you are.
200
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:02,843
Well, I am right now, which is surprising.
201
00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:05,118
You know I'm dating someone?
202
00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,885
Oh! Ha!
203
00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:11,920
Wait. Krasne?
204
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,988
What?
No, dude, it's Wuflzheimer, dude.
205
00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:17,679
It's Wuflzheimer.
Sony, man, not him.
206
00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,844
Don't apologize for who you are
or who you're not.
207
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That ought to be
on a T-shin, right?
208
00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:23,712
You guys know where this, um...
This party's at?
209
00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:28,290
Oh, it just got broken up by the police.
No, dude, the one on, uh, Chestnut.
210
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That's where we just were.
You sure about that?
211
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Pretty sure.
212
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But, hey, you guys want a ride?
I guess we're heading west.
213
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No, I'm just a few blocks away.
I'm fine on my own if you wanna...
214
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Uh...
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Uh, actually, you know what?
We're good, man. Thanks, though.
216
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Suit yourselves.
You kids are adorable.
217
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Yeah.
Take it easy, Wuflzheimer, all right?
218
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Well, this is me.
219
00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:12,725
That's me. This is me.
Um...
220
00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:16,124
Well, hey. Uh...
Yes? Yeah?
221
00:14:16,284 --> 00:14:19,728
I don't know, would you wanna
maybe hang out sometime?
222
00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:21,385
What were we just doing?
223
00:14:22,118 --> 00:14:23,652
That...
224
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:25,496
I don't know, I mean...
I just meant...
225
00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:28,687
You asking me for my number?
I was easing into it.
226
00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:31,160
Hmm. Okay.
227
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,889
Okay, fine?
Yes, go. Give it to me.
228
00:14:39,054 --> 00:14:41,293
Do you wanna come in for a second?
229
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,961
What about your boyfriend?
230
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,257
I'm not gonna doink you or anything.
I know.
231
00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:51,025
What about your parents?
You have to be really quiet.
232
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,226
Uh, do you want something to drink?
233
00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:24,063
Uh, sure.
234
00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:26,601
Uh, what do you want?
235
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,202
I don't know.
Whatever you're having is fine.
236
00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:30,859
Well, I'm gonna have some wine.
237
00:15:34,126 --> 00:15:35,660
Yeah, works for me.
238
00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:59,328
Oh, shit.
239
00:16:10,663 --> 00:16:12,402
This is really very cool.
240
00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:24,808
If it be your will
241
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,773
Heh. It's true, huh?
242
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:29,808
The sound quality
really is way better than a download.
243
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:31,000
Not really.
244
00:16:31,732 --> 00:16:33,438
Oh.
245
00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:36,000
Then why...?
246
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:41,611
I just like the idea of it.
You know, a record collection.
247
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:43,710
You know, most of them are my dad's.
248
00:16:43,866 --> 00:16:46,344
I will speak no more
249
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:51,144
Ishall abide until
250
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:56,475
I am spoken for
251
00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,308
If it be your will
252
00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:06,177
You wanna know when I'm really happy?
253
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:07,837
Four o'clock.
254
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,174
Home from school, and the sun
comes through that window
255
00:17:11,337 --> 00:17:15,804
and just makes the carpet all, like, warm.
256
00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:19,744
And I sit here cutting out pictures.
257
00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:23,041
When I was little, it was Crayolas, but...
258
00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,876
I've never been more content than when I'm just,
259
00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:28,948
you know, by myself, doing my thing.
260
00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,216
Yeah, I know what you mean.
261
00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:35,578
I mean, I'm not alone much,
definitely not in my house,
262
00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:38,876
but, um, I have my car.
263
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:43,484
Some nights, I just like to drive around,
music up, windows down, just...
264
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,879
Have you had sex yet?
265
00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:50,048
What?
Just asking.
266
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:54,147
Honestly?
No, lie to me.
267
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,116
Not yet.
268
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,518
I mean, not that there haven't been
some opportunities.
269
00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,983
Oh, yeah, girls lining up to have sex with you?
270
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,915
No, that's not what I meant.
271
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,315
You wanna have sex with Jane?
272
00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:14,853
I guess, yeah. But I don't like
to fantasize about, um...
273
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,954
I fantasize about holding her hand
and kissing in the rain.
274
00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:21,748
You know, all that cheesy, tired romantic shit
275
00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,889
that you're such a fan of.
276
00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:27,181
And I fantasize about having sex
with Casey Flynn.
277
00:18:27,345 --> 00:18:31,085
Is that an actress I should know?
She's a girl who goes to my school.
278
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:34,985
She's the girl that everyone wants to have
sex with because she's, you know, mean.
279
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:37,117
Oh.
280
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,985
Jane's the girl that you want
to be your girlfriend.
281
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:44,488
The virgin and the skank.
Tale as old as time.
282
00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:46,648
Have you done it yet?
283
00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,683
None of your business.
284
00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:09,822
Everything cool has been ruined.
Was before we got here.
285
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,893
Even sex and relationships.
286
00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:17,959
It's all just so safe and convenient.
287
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,322
Homogenized.
288
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:25,718
Exchange profiles, boil your personality
down to some, like, compatibility equation.
289
00:19:25,884 --> 00:19:28,760
What's your favorite movie?
Who's your favorite recording artist?
290
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,123
And then with one easy click,
291
00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:33,923
we too can realize our dream
of boning someone exactly like us.
292
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,859
Get married,
give birth to two and a half babies.
293
00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:42,555
We can all post the pictures
on Facebook or Twitter.
294
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,959
No, that's... That is not for me.
295
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,962
I wanna meet a man
the old-fashioned way, you know,
296
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,189
like in a bar.
297
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:57,595
How about a dark alley?
Crazy guy who talks to himself?
298
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,362
Give me your hand.
299
00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,263
Which one am I?
300
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,661
The virgin or the skank?
301
00:20:19,223 --> 00:20:22,360
I've never met anyone like you before.
302
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,833
That's a pretty good answer.
303
00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,593
If it be your will
304
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:38,129
If there is a choice
305
00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:43,502
Let the rivers fill
306
00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:48,501
Let the hills rejoice
307
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:55,936
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
308
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:59,300
I have trouble sleeping
with someone in the room.
309
00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:02,632
Oh. I'll take off.
No.
310
00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:08,567
It's just, sleepovers, camp,
I always hated them.
311
00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:10,570
Not because I minded being away,
312
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,674
but because there was always
some mouth breather next to me.
313
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,808
You don't have to explain.
I'll go.
314
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:20,339
Not yet. I just, um...
315
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:25,071
Maybe we could lie here for a minute.
316
00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:30,500
And I could just close my eyes,
see what it's like.
317
00:21:31,431 --> 00:21:33,136
Is that okay?
318
00:21:34,231 --> 00:21:36,073
Okay.
319
00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:39,538
All dressed to kill
320
00:21:42,232 --> 00:21:44,574
And end this night
321
00:21:45,899 --> 00:21:48,377
If it be your will
322
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,541
If it be your will
323
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,507
Your heart is beating really fast.
324
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,508
I know.
325
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,407
Sony.
326
00:21:58,268 --> 00:22:00,303
It's cool, Hodgman.
327
00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:24,544
Honey, wake up. It's almost 11.
328
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:27,905
Oh, shit.
Aubrey?
329
00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:30,708
Yeah. I'll be out in a minute.
Okay.
330
00:22:32,038 --> 00:22:35,880
Oh. Oh, God, no. I'm so sorry.
331
00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:41,175
Okay, you've gotta get out.
The window.
332
00:22:49,906 --> 00:22:52,077
Hurry.
Uh, okay.
333
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,911
What now?
Jump.
334
00:23:13,276 --> 00:23:16,516
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
335
00:23:16,676 --> 00:23:20,415
Okay, go. Call me.
Okay. Yes.
336
00:23:20,576 --> 00:23:23,453
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't even think I got your number.
337
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,679
Au b rey?
338
00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:28,083
Aubrey!
339
00:23:35,044 --> 00:23:37,454
Badass. I was like
Jason Bourne, you know?
340
00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:41,488
Or Jason Statham.
Then I called you.
341
00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:46,480
What?
You're a sweet boy, you know that?
342
00:23:46,646 --> 00:23:48,487
Shut up.
No, you truly are.
343
00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:51,420
Your Bambi-like innocence
is just, what? Adorable.
344
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,649
I'm gonna pinch your cheek.
Screw you.
345
00:23:53,813 --> 00:23:56,087
David, there is no boyfriend.
346
00:23:56,247 --> 00:23:58,350
But...
No.
347
00:23:58,513 --> 00:24:00,923
What, you think she made it up?
\Yes, of course she did.
348
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,059
Girls have to say they have a boyfriend
when they meet some random dick.
349
00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:07,056
It's practically in the manual.
I don't know, I really believed her.
350
00:24:07,215 --> 00:24:10,625
Of course you did. Even now,
when I'm assuring you it's bullshit.
351
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,851
It's how you know if she likes you.
In a couple of days, chuck her a text.
352
00:24:14,016 --> 00:24:17,687
See if she wants to hang out, get some
Chinese, get some Szechuan chicken.
353
00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:20,885
If she says "boyfriend," you know she
didn't really like you. Thanks, love.
354
00:24:21,049 --> 00:24:24,256
But you can always tell yourself,
Hey, she has a boyfriend.
355
00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:28,657
You know? "it's not me."
It's a good system. Tell him.
356
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,224
I'm not gonna text her.
Why not?
357
00:24:32,384 --> 00:24:35,022
I thought you said
she had a tight little bottom.
358
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:38,128
Because.
Because of Jane?
359
00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:40,559
Seriously, David, that's never gonna happen.
360
00:24:40,718 --> 00:24:43,389
I accidentally spilled wine on her carpet.
361
00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:46,856
Right. Who gives a shit?
She does.
362
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,258
She's got this thing about her carpet.
363
00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:55,365
The way the sunlight hits it
at a certain point in the afternoon and...
364
00:24:57,387 --> 00:24:59,797
Couldn't text her even if I wanted to.
365
00:24:59,954 --> 00:25:01,727
She didn't give you her number, did she?
366
00:25:01,887 --> 00:25:03,297
No. She started to.
367
00:25:03,454 --> 00:25:06,261
She typed in the first few digits,
and then we...
368
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,823
But I did get those first three digits
on my phone, right? So...
369
00:25:09,988 --> 00:25:13,592
I mean, come on, how many possible
combinations of numbers could there really be?
370
00:25:13,755 --> 00:25:15,529
Ten thousand.
371
00:25:16,589 --> 00:25:19,294
Just call Information.
Don't be stupid, okay?
372
00:25:19,455 --> 00:25:21,229
She's not gonna be listed.
373
00:25:21,390 --> 00:25:23,924
Plus, I don't even know
her parents' first names.
374
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,295
And Lashanda says there's like
337 Millers in Deranja County.
375
00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:28,729
What's the shit's a Lashanda?
376
00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:31,095
The lady I talked to when I called Information.
377
00:25:31,257 --> 00:25:32,599
Well, you know where she lives.
378
00:25:32,757 --> 00:25:37,429
I know where she... Great.
So I could stand outside of her house?
379
00:25:37,591 --> 00:25:39,865
Because that won't be so creepy.
Yes. Great.
380
00:25:40,025 --> 00:25:43,003
Find her on Facebook.
I don't think she does Facebook.
381
00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:44,966
She doesn't believe in that son of thing.
382
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,865
She doesn't believe in it?
383
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,629
This girl sounds like a ginormous
ass-ache, my friend.
384
00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:53,464
Like a huge ache in my ass.
385
00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:55,729
I'm telling you, I know the type.
I know the type.
386
00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:59,133
The alternative rock indie chick
who only goes to an films,
387
00:25:59,294 --> 00:26:02,602
smells like vegan food,
can't be bothered to shave her pits.
388
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,898
Eventually falls in love
with a scaly bull dyke named Harley.
389
00:26:06,061 --> 00:26:07,868
Where do you even come up...?
Stanvvyck.
390
00:26:08,028 --> 00:26:10,336
What are you jabbering about?
Stanvvyck goes to North.
391
00:26:10,495 --> 00:26:13,439
Stanvvyck goes to North.
We'll call Stanvvyck.
392
00:26:13,595 --> 00:26:16,267
He'll have access to the student
database. Just thought of that.
393
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,534
:
What do you want?
394
00:26:22,696 --> 00:26:24,469
Stanvvyck, it's Daldly. I need a favor.
395
00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:27,835
You can finally pay me back
for giving you Courtney Yamazaki.
396
00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:31,099
She was never gonna go outwith you.
She thinks you're disgusting.
397
00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:34,208
Whatever gets you through the night.
What do you want?
398
00:26:34,363 --> 00:26:36,467
We need a number for a girl that goes to North.
399
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:39,199
Uh, hold on a sec. What year?
400
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:42,535
Junior.
Who was that?
401
00:26:42,698 --> 00:26:44,176
Uh, it's Hodgman.
402
00:26:44,332 --> 00:26:48,140
Uh, junior. Okay.
It's gonna be Aubrey Miller.
403
00:26:48,299 --> 00:26:51,209
Miller, Audrey.
Aubrey.
404
00:26:51,365 --> 00:26:54,707
Aubrey Miller.
Just an address and the home number.
405
00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:57,071
No cell?
What did I say?
406
00:26:57,233 --> 00:26:58,677
Okay, how about an e-mail?
407
00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,868
Just the home number.
You want it or not, Dave?
408
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,809
Yes, give us the number.
409
00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:10,036
I went out with this guy
410
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,838
This guy
411
00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:15,911
Hey, we're gonna see that movie
tonight, 7:15, Old Orchard.
412
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,569
What movie?
Where the world ends in like five days.
413
00:27:18,735 --> 00:27:21,077
Three days.
Three days. Not a lot of time.
414
00:27:21,236 --> 00:27:23,214
That movie's gonna suck.
I think I'll skip it.
415
00:27:23,369 --> 00:27:24,903
David.
416
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:30,078
Look, it goes without saying, leave it
a few days before you call this girl.
417
00:27:30,237 --> 00:27:32,646
You know, let's give the illusion
that you have a life.
418
00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:36,976
Of course. Of course. I mean, I'm happy
we got the number, but I don't know.
419
00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:39,376
I probably...
Hey, probably won't even call her at all.
420
00:27:39,537 --> 00:27:42,516
We'll see. We'll see how I feel
by the end of the week or something.
421
00:27:42,671 --> 00:27:43,774
Or in like a couple weeks.
422
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:49,239
Uh, hi, yes, is this Mr. Miller?
I don't take solicitations.
423
00:27:49,405 --> 00:27:53,475
No, no, no. I'm, uh...
I'm actually a friend of your...
424
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:58,246
Well, one of your daughters.
Only got the one that I'm aware of.
425
00:27:58,406 --> 00:28:00,907
Yup, right, okay.
Well, I'm a friend of Aubrey's.
426
00:28:01,073 --> 00:28:02,449
Uh-huh.
427
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,542
Yes, well, may I speak with her, please?
428
00:28:09,141 --> 00:28:10,709
Hello?
Aubrey?
429
00:28:10,874 --> 00:28:14,012
Speaking.
Well, hey, it's Dave.
430
00:28:14,174 --> 00:28:18,483
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, hold on one second.
431
00:28:18,641 --> 00:28:20,449
One second. Um...
432
00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:26,177
Hi. What's up?
433
00:28:26,343 --> 00:28:31,048
Oh, uh, well, nothing much, actually.
I just, uh...
434
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:35,711
I got home safely, so there's that.
Rest easy, I guess. Heh.
435
00:28:35,877 --> 00:28:38,946
But I don't know, I just wanted
to make sure that, um, you were cool.
436
00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:43,112
You know, that everything was cool with,
uh, you know...
437
00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:44,311
Yeah.
438
00:28:44,477 --> 00:28:46,114
Yeah, everything's cool?
Yeah.
439
00:28:46,278 --> 00:28:51,018
Great. Good. Sweet.
Uh, well, okay. Um...
440
00:28:51,745 --> 00:28:54,951
Well, hey, I also wanted to say, uh...
Well, or ask you.
441
00:28:55,112 --> 00:28:56,817
What are you doing later?
442
00:28:57,246 --> 00:28:58,951
Uh, I don't know.
Ha, ha.
443
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,351
I think I'm gonna go to a movie with Ronny.
444
00:29:01,513 --> 00:29:03,048
Ronny?
Ronny.
445
00:29:03,213 --> 00:29:04,418
Ronny. Of course.
446
00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:08,456
That's good. That's actually funny, though,
because I'm going to the movies tonight too.
447
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:10,956
Um, but we're going to Old Orchard.
448
00:29:12,314 --> 00:29:13,451
Well, that's where I'm going.
449
00:29:14,315 --> 00:29:17,054
Then I guess I'll see you.
Maybe.
450
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,522
All right. Well, cool.
Cool.
451
00:29:20,682 --> 00:29:22,557
Later.
452
00:29:29,716 --> 00:29:33,592
I think that went pretty well, right?
453
00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:39,951
Can we finish this?
Listen.
454
00:29:40,117 --> 00:29:42,493
I'm not gonna lecture you on parenting.
That's not my thing.
455
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:45,026
You stick to your area,
and I will stick to mine.
456
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,560
But let me just say this:
457
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,525
We all knew at some point
I was going to have a drink.
458
00:29:49,685 --> 00:29:52,630
It's inevitable.
I am a teenager, and this is America,
459
00:29:52,785 --> 00:29:57,094
and isn't it way better that I do it here,
alone in my room with a glass of wine,
460
00:29:57,252 --> 00:30:00,594
rather than at some party, doing Jager
shots with some frat-boy date rapist?
461
00:30:00,752 --> 00:30:03,992
Or when I could be killed
in, like, a fiery car accident?
462
00:30:05,787 --> 00:30:09,197
Well?
Look, this isn't just about wine. This...
463
00:30:09,354 --> 00:30:12,423
You spilled it. You... You...
464
00:30:13,554 --> 00:30:16,623
Ugh. I don't even know.
What was the question again?
465
00:30:16,788 --> 00:30:20,426
Can I go to the movies tonight, or are we
gonna punish me for being responsible?
466
00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:26,924
Really?
467
00:30:29,323 --> 00:30:31,028
You may go.
468
00:30:31,889 --> 00:30:33,390
Good.
469
00:30:34,289 --> 00:30:35,622
It was a good talk.
470
00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:39,494
Whoa, whoa
471
00:30:39,657 --> 00:30:42,396
Oh, yeah, yeah
472
00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:45,130
Whoa, whoa
473
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,461
How you doing?
474
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:52,062
Well, you know, I've been better.
475
00:30:52,224 --> 00:30:55,828
I've had a really rough week, emotionally.
476
00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:59,163
And I'm telling you
because I might not be, like,
477
00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:02,827
a ton of fun tonight or...
478
00:31:02,993 --> 00:31:04,993
You've been crying.
479
00:31:08,126 --> 00:31:09,832
Anyway-
480
00:31:10,393 --> 00:31:12,065
How are you?
481
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,328
Fine.
482
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,564
This is so not cool.
What am I doing here, you know?
483
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:26,039
She's gonna think I'm stalking her
like some weird, creepy nerd.
484
00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:28,434
Remember Aaron Finklestein?
Uh-huh.
485
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,595
That's gonna be me.
That's gonna be me.
486
00:31:30,762 --> 00:31:32,831
God, the poor bastard
was never heard from again.
487
00:31:32,996 --> 00:31:34,769
Then again, I don't plan on raping anybody.
488
00:31:34,929 --> 00:31:37,998
Don't look now, lambchop.
This shit just got real.
489
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,971
No, okay...
Hey.
490
00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:44,675
Mr. Daldly.
Jane.
491
00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:48,071
B. Hey, where did you
disappear to last night?
492
00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:50,435
I was looking for you.
Um, I was around.
493
00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:53,269
I wanted us to have
one of our famous late-night talks.
494
00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:56,171
So, what are you doing later?
Um, I don't know.
495
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,674
Daldly, what are we doing later?
Uh, no commitments.
496
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:02,106
We're keeping our options open. Although I
may have a lead for a party in La Mesa.
497
00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:05,267
We could go to my house.
The parentals are in Cabo,
498
00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:08,037
and I told those losers from Huntington
I may have people over.
499
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,235
Come on. What are we seeing?
500
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,344
Hey, Dave.
Hey. Hey.
501
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,907
Hi. Um, I'm Jane.
502
00:32:17,801 --> 00:32:20,473
Oh, I'm Aubrey.
This is Ronny.
503
00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:21,805
What's up, dudes?
504
00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:23,206
Hey, Daldly.
Yeah?
505
00:32:23,368 --> 00:32:25,812
Come meet Aubrey and her boyfriend, Ronny.
506
00:32:25,968 --> 00:32:27,673
Her boyfriend, Ronny.
507
00:32:27,835 --> 00:32:31,439
Oh, marvelous. I'm Simon Daldry
Pleasure to meet you both.
508
00:32:33,569 --> 00:32:37,070
This is, uh, Brianna, Erica, Big Corporation.
509
00:32:37,236 --> 00:32:38,270
Wait, sorry?
510
00:32:38,437 --> 00:32:41,142
It's a football thing.
It's what everyone calls him.
511
00:32:41,303 --> 00:32:42,713
Big Corporation.
I get it.
512
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:45,178
It's funny because corporations
are destroying everything.
513
00:32:45,337 --> 00:32:48,179
Like the environment, democracy, culture, music.
514
00:32:48,338 --> 00:32:50,782
It's ironic. I love it.
515
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,939
Right. We're gonna see
How the World Ends, yeah?
516
00:32:55,105 --> 00:32:57,481
How about you guys?
Uh, the new Almodévar film.
517
00:32:57,638 --> 00:33:00,310
Oh, actually, no.
I'm not down for subtitles tonight.
518
00:33:00,472 --> 00:33:02,780
Is it cool if we see something else?
519
00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:04,406
Oh. Heh.
520
00:33:04,572 --> 00:33:08,642
She's so bashful. But don't be fooled.
She's a tigress when we're alone.
521
00:33:08,806 --> 00:33:10,341
Whatever you want, my little tiger cub.
522
00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:13,075
You wanna go and see a dumb
kiddy movie, that's fine by me.
523
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,446
I just wanna be next to you tonight.
Yeah.
524
00:33:19,973 --> 00:33:21,474
1:
Go, go, go, go, go!
525
00:33:24,674 --> 00:33:25,674
Mommy!
526
00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:30,448
2:
Not on my watch, you alien bitch.
527
00:33:56,278 --> 00:33:59,745
1: Come on, boys. Lock and load.
Hit them high, hit them low.
528
00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:02,087
2:
Suck on this.
529
00:34:11,313 --> 00:34:13,847
2: Tell Mikey I love him
and I'll always love him.
530
00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:15,423
1:
You tell him yourself.
531
00:34:19,047 --> 00:34:21,457
1:
Run. Go. Run, run.
532
00:34:33,482 --> 00:34:35,482
We've only got one shot at this.
533
00:34:56,751 --> 00:34:59,229
Really wonderful film, huh?
534
00:34:59,751 --> 00:35:03,127
Yeah. It's touching.
535
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,297
Hey, listen...
I'm sorry
536
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:10,454
that I made you jump off the roof.
That was nuts. And dangerous.
537
00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:14,063
And I'm sorry if I was a little, like...
Ugh.
538
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,686
You know, on the phone.
I just... I wig out a little sometimes.
539
00:35:17,853 --> 00:35:21,457
Not that that's an excuse.
Give me your cell.
540
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,388
Uh... Oh.
541
00:35:31,855 --> 00:35:35,799
Okay. And I forgive you.
542
00:35:39,255 --> 00:35:42,392
So...
So.
543
00:35:42,556 --> 00:35:48,593
So you're here with Jane.
She's really pretty.
544
00:35:48,757 --> 00:35:50,133
Yeah, she's all right.
545
00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:53,360
And she's sitting next to you
and she's holding your hand.
546
00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:56,195
It kind of seems like she likes you.
No.
547
00:35:56,358 --> 00:35:57,859
I don't know.
Okay.
548
00:35:58,024 --> 00:36:02,026
I'm definitely having thoughts
about the sexy time with her, though.
549
00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:04,431
Wow.
Definitely. So thanks for that.
550
00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:07,035
Maybe that's good.
Take her off the pedestal.
551
00:36:07,192 --> 00:36:08,795
Besides, that cheeseball romance stuff?
552
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,960
That's strictly for Nicholas Sparks books
and commercials for De Beers.
553
00:36:13,126 --> 00:36:16,229
It's like Zussman says, it's all biology.
Natural selection.
554
00:36:16,393 --> 00:36:17,928
A female chooses her strongest mate
555
00:36:18,094 --> 00:36:20,435
so that her offspring have
a greater chance at survival.
556
00:36:20,593 --> 00:36:21,627
Zussman?
557
00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:25,067
Uh, Mr. Zussman.
He's my biology teacher.
558
00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,705
Although I suppose he's selling something too.
559
00:36:27,861 --> 00:36:31,601
Well, I'm not sure I'm the strongest mate
in my particular gene pool,
560
00:36:31,761 --> 00:36:34,035
Ugh.
But I guess we can give it shot, right?
561
00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:36,104
Come on.
Confidence is sexy, Hodgman.
562
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:39,240
I know. That's what my mom
keeps telling me.
563
00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:41,896
I should go back inside.
564
00:36:42,062 --> 00:36:43,472
Yeah.
565
00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:46,900
Well, hey, Ronny seems like a cool guy.
566
00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:48,506
Does he?
No.
567
00:36:48,663 --> 00:36:51,505
Uh, well... I mean, I can't tell yet.
568
00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:54,774
Okay.
569
00:36:54,931 --> 00:36:57,034
Hey, listen. Um...
570
00:36:57,697 --> 00:37:01,039
A bunch of us were gonna go
to that girl's house after, to Brianna's.
571
00:37:01,198 --> 00:37:03,904
Mm-hm.
Uh, I guess some other people too.
572
00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:06,838
It's not like a party. It's just a thing.
Okay.
573
00:37:06,998 --> 00:37:09,442
Yeah, let me talk to him.
Sweet. Talk to him.
574
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:12,270
I guess, uh, enjoy the end of the world.
575
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,869
I wanna travel.
576
00:37:26,167 --> 00:37:27,974
All right.
Last night you got me thinking
577
00:37:28,134 --> 00:37:31,408
about what I wanna do,
and I definitely wanna travel.
578
00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:33,368
Like, as a career?
579
00:37:33,534 --> 00:37:37,445
Last summer I, uh, got to visit my uncle
and his boyfriend in Madrid.
580
00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:40,705
One day I was just, like,
walking around and I got lost.
581
00:37:40,869 --> 00:37:42,346
And, you know, my cell phone was dead,
582
00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:44,208
and I had no idea where their apartment was.
583
00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:48,473
Then I was worried I was gonna have to adapt
to life as a street person in Madrid.
584
00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:50,341
Finally I just wandered out into this plaza
585
00:37:50,503 --> 00:37:52,845
and I sat by this fountain
and I just, like, breathed.
586
00:37:53,003 --> 00:37:57,505
And I realized I had been so focused
on where I was going and getting back
587
00:37:57,671 --> 00:38:01,479
that I hadn't even noticed where I was.
588
00:38:01,637 --> 00:38:04,241
I hadn't noticed anything.
And so I started to.
589
00:38:04,405 --> 00:38:06,383
I started to notice, like,
590
00:38:06,971 --> 00:38:09,472
the personality of the architecture and, like,
591
00:38:11,272 --> 00:38:15,011
The way people would just, like,
greet each other on the streets.
592
00:38:15,172 --> 00:38:20,310
And even the sky looked, like,
different over there.
593
00:38:20,473 --> 00:38:23,577
And it felt like I was just letting go
of something.
594
00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:28,648
But also like I'm finally in the world.
595
00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,378
Eventually, I found my way back,
but those few hours,
596
00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,678
those were, like, the best.
597
00:38:35,141 --> 00:38:38,915
It was the best pan of my trip, and I just...
598
00:38:39,075 --> 00:38:43,349
I wanna get back out there so bad.
There's so much stuff I wanna see.
599
00:38:44,175 --> 00:38:45,710
Huh.
600
00:38:46,376 --> 00:38:47,854
What?
601
00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:51,316
Wow, that was so stupid.
602
00:38:51,477 --> 00:38:53,546
No, no, no.
No, I'm sorry. That was weird.
603
00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:55,813
It wasn't stupid. I just... I was...
604
00:38:56,643 --> 00:39:01,281
I was just listening to you,
and I wanna go with you.
605
00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,382
Okay.
606
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,679
Hey, babe.
What am I, seeing this shit alone?
607
00:39:10,845 --> 00:39:13,824
Yeah. I mean, no. No. No, heh.
608
00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:16,616
I'm coming. Oh, and, uh, here.
609
00:39:28,947 --> 00:39:31,425
Let me tell you guys something.
610
00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:35,185
Something you don't know, because you
haven't really been out in the world yet.
611
00:39:35,814 --> 00:39:39,054
But when you get to my age,
you'll realize that...
612
00:39:40,348 --> 00:39:42,519
You know, that everything is just bullshit.
613
00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:45,684
Nobody cares about anything
except making money, you know?
614
00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:48,054
Like dollar, dollar bills, y'all.
615
00:39:48,216 --> 00:39:52,888
So some glorified little office boy,
junior-executive prick
616
00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:56,358
is gonna tell the Joan Cusack
Experience our stuff isn't commercial?
617
00:39:56,517 --> 00:39:59,723
Screw you, pal. No.
No, I mean, I can probably...
618
00:39:59,884 --> 00:40:04,226
What is the Joan Cusack Experience?
I think it's the name of his band.
619
00:40:04,385 --> 00:40:07,761
- To be an artist. You know,
he's an idiot. "Sir, you're an idiot."
620
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,486
That's why you just gotta focus on the basics.
621
00:40:10,651 --> 00:40:13,095
The fundamentals.
The simple things, you know?
622
00:40:13,252 --> 00:40:14,888
The simple intricacies of life.
623
00:40:19,619 --> 00:40:21,120
What are you thinking?
624
00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:26,196
I think whoever said you should always
be yourself obviously never met Ronny.
625
00:40:32,087 --> 00:40:36,532
Isn't this pool nuts?
I feel like we're at Hef's mansion.
626
00:40:38,521 --> 00:40:42,227
I'm Jane.
Aubrey. We met.
627
00:40:42,389 --> 00:40:46,697
Right. You know Dave.
Yeah. A little.
628
00:40:47,889 --> 00:40:49,423
Do you, like,
629
00:40:50,589 --> 00:40:52,033
like him?
630
00:40:52,189 --> 00:40:56,133
Heh, what?
No. No, no. I, um...
631
00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:58,029
No, I'm with, um...
632
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,663
that g-
633
00:41:02,491 --> 00:41:04,901
Oh. Wow.
634
00:41:05,057 --> 00:41:06,535
He is gorgeous.
635
00:41:06,691 --> 00:41:09,897
I mean, I like Dave as a friend.
He's cool.
636
00:41:10,058 --> 00:41:11,559
No, Dave is amazing.
637
00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:16,592
He's one of my best friends.
Definitely my best guy friend.
638
00:41:16,759 --> 00:41:20,636
He's always been there for me, through
all my terrible relationships and shit,
639
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,532
and I can tell him anything.
640
00:41:22,693 --> 00:41:26,297
He gives the best advice.
He's so smart.
641
00:41:26,459 --> 00:41:28,404
You should see the way he is with his sister.
642
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,037
His sister?
Yeah, she's 5.
643
00:41:31,193 --> 00:41:33,296
Or maybe 6. But so, so cute.
644
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,460
And he's, like, super involved in her life,
645
00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:38,696
because I guess the dad
isn't really around or whatever.
646
00:41:38,861 --> 00:41:40,237
Where is he?
647
00:41:40,395 --> 00:41:43,373
It's just that most guys our age are
completely self-absorbed, you know?
648
00:41:43,995 --> 00:41:48,303
Yeah, I know. And they never shut up.
Never, right?
649
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:51,133
God, I am so sick of these arrogant jagweeds,
650
00:41:51,295 --> 00:41:55,831
with their big stupid mouths
and their tiny little penises.
651
00:41:55,996 --> 00:41:59,372
We're not talking about Dave anymore.
We're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
652
00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,997
Is he a douche bag?
World's most humongous douche bag.
653
00:42:03,164 --> 00:42:04,369
Like, officially.
654
00:42:04,530 --> 00:42:06,940
And you know what the
really sick pan is? I knew it. I knew.
655
00:42:07,097 --> 00:42:10,042
And I knew he was probably
gonna tell everyone that we...
656
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:14,801
Because I've pretty much heard about every single
girl he's hooked up with, so why would I be any...?
657
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,842
But anyway, I don't know.
658
00:42:17,998 --> 00:42:22,500
All I want is once
for one of these boys to just, like,
659
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,473
ask me a question, you know?
660
00:42:26,733 --> 00:42:30,836
Like my opinion or how I'm doing
or really anything.
661
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,001
Because at this point, if one of them
were to, like, open the door for me
662
00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,668
or offer to buy dinner,
663
00:42:36,834 --> 00:42:40,074
I would be so frigging shocked,
I would probably fall over.
664
00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,508
You know,
665
00:42:46,368 --> 00:42:49,176
sometimes it's just the guy that you...
666
00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:53,675
Sometimes what?
667
00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:57,303
Hmm?
668
00:42:58,070 --> 00:43:01,241
Weren't you...?
You were about to say something.
669
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,143
Was I?
670
00:43:04,070 --> 00:43:05,571
No.
671
00:43:06,203 --> 00:43:11,342
No, no. Well, heh, yes,
but now it's gone. Poof.
672
00:43:11,904 --> 00:43:16,315
It was just, like, a second ago.
Yeah. Weird, right?
673
00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:17,744
Yeah.
674
00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:19,349
Hey.
675
00:43:20,072 --> 00:43:21,675
You.
676
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:29,673
Dave.
677
00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:32,044
So where did you meet my lady?
678
00:43:32,907 --> 00:43:36,010
In an alley.
She's, uh, pretty great, huh?
679
00:43:36,174 --> 00:43:38,118
What?
She's pretty great.
680
00:43:38,274 --> 00:43:41,684
You know. Pretty, pretty, pretty great.
681
00:43:42,107 --> 00:43:44,210
Yeah, she is.
682
00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:48,410
I mean, I don't usually go for high school girls.
Too needy. Way too immature.
683
00:43:48,575 --> 00:43:50,450
But this one,
684
00:43:51,308 --> 00:43:53,116
you know, she's inspiring.
685
00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:55,480
I'm actually writing a song about her.
686
00:43:55,642 --> 00:43:58,143
Well, about her knees.
687
00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:05,581
We're gonna have sex tonight.
688
00:44:08,277 --> 00:44:09,311
Yeah?
689
00:44:09,477 --> 00:44:12,819
Yeah. We were supposed to do it
last weekend, but I got the flu.
690
00:44:12,978 --> 00:44:14,422
Sure.
691
00:44:14,577 --> 00:44:19,249
I'm not gonna lie to you, Dan, it's been a
long time coming, but we're finally doing it.
692
00:44:19,412 --> 00:44:21,515
Gonna do it to it.
693
00:44:23,512 --> 00:44:25,184
So where is this taking place?
694
00:44:26,012 --> 00:44:29,923
Um, probably in my van.
Jesus.
695
00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:32,454
Shit, I gotta move that kick drum.
696
00:44:32,613 --> 00:44:37,718
Well, Ronny, that sounds unforgettable.
697
00:44:37,881 --> 00:44:43,655
Pretty, pretty unforgettable.
698
00:44:48,915 --> 00:44:50,517
I'm, uh...
699
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:54,950
gonna go drain the Lil Wayne.
700
00:45:38,553 --> 00:45:41,293
You never told me you have a sister.
701
00:45:42,287 --> 00:45:44,322
I guess it never came up.
702
00:45:44,487 --> 00:45:47,988
She's my half sister, technically.
703
00:45:48,155 --> 00:45:51,463
Her dad's not really
in our lives anymore anyway, so...
704
00:45:51,622 --> 00:45:53,896
What about your dad?
705
00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:56,896
Remarried. Lives in Stovington.
706
00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,124
He's an endodontist.
707
00:45:59,955 --> 00:46:02,229
Gives one hell of a root canal,
if you're ever in need.
708
00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:06,266
You know, I just had this very
clear image in my head of you
709
00:46:06,424 --> 00:46:08,424
and what your life was like and your family.
710
00:46:08,590 --> 00:46:11,193
And it turns out that it was completely wrong.
711
00:46:11,357 --> 00:46:13,301
Stupid of me to think that
I knew you after one night.
712
00:46:13,457 --> 00:46:16,026
Please don't have sex with Ronny.
713
00:46:17,924 --> 00:46:19,493
The guy is unbelievable.
714
00:46:19,658 --> 00:46:22,068
Yeah. You can't lose
your virginity to him.
715
00:46:22,224 --> 00:46:25,135
Why not?
Are you...? Are you kidding me?
716
00:46:25,292 --> 00:46:26,997
You know, it's not some beautiful thing.
717
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,569
It's not some treasure that I have to guard
718
00:46:29,726 --> 00:46:34,068
until I find the one or the right person.
719
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:38,398
Because there is no right person.
There's just some dude.
720
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,970
Okay? And it happens, and it's a little
gnarly and kind of uncomfortable,
721
00:46:42,127 --> 00:46:44,503
but one day, one day it's gonna be terrific.
722
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:46,798
It's gonna be like crazy
porno-sex terrific.
723
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,370
So I just gotta get from here to there
safely and on my own terms.
724
00:46:50,528 --> 00:46:54,405
And I know that Ronny is safe because I
have my own copy of his test results.
725
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:59,199
So would you please, please just tell me
why I can't go and get it over with?
726
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:06,337
You know, I think it's finding
the right person that makes it special.
727
00:47:06,863 --> 00:47:11,205
Okay? But it sure as shit is not that guy.
Okay.
728
00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:14,639
You know what, Dave? Heh.
729
00:47:15,898 --> 00:47:19,774
You... You are in love with Jane.
You're in love with her.
730
00:47:19,931 --> 00:47:24,342
You are in love with her smile and her hair
tucking and her annoyingly perfect olive skin.
731
00:47:24,498 --> 00:47:29,341
I mean, who has skin like that?
It's ridiculous. It's, like, per...
732
00:47:29,498 --> 00:47:31,772
You've got great skin.
Yeah, well, thank you.
733
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:34,501
But that's because I work
really hard at my skin, okay?
734
00:47:34,666 --> 00:47:37,167
I'm on a first-name basis
with my dermatologist.
735
00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:39,867
If there's a problem,
then Phyllis and I, we deal with it.
736
00:47:40,033 --> 00:47:44,910
But that's not the point here.
That's not the point.
737
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,705
The point is that you are infatuated with Jane.
738
00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:52,940
So I'm gonna go do Ronny.
739
00:47:55,334 --> 00:47:57,505
Why are you smiling?
740
00:47:58,569 --> 00:48:00,513
You dig me.
741
00:48:02,736 --> 00:48:06,737
No. No. Heh, please.
742
00:48:06,903 --> 00:48:12,008
Oh, so, what, you're like this
confident, cocky guy now?
743
00:48:12,170 --> 00:48:14,115
You're that guy?
744
00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:16,407
I guess.
Right.
745
00:48:16,570 --> 00:48:21,709
And that's not just because your mom
and I said that you should be more...
746
00:48:21,871 --> 00:48:25,042
confident?
I don't know. Maybe.
747
00:48:26,138 --> 00:48:27,843
What do you think?
748
00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:29,779
I just...
749
00:48:29,939 --> 00:48:32,212
I think that you should probably...
750
00:48:32,372 --> 00:48:33,782
Aubrey. We gotta go.
751
00:48:33,939 --> 00:48:37,213
Uh, okay, yeah, one minute.
No, right now. We're leaving.
752
00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,544
Are you even sober enough to drive?
I'm fine.
753
00:48:39,706 --> 00:48:42,547
Or I could give you a ride.
Just mind your business, Dan.
754
00:48:42,706 --> 00:48:44,343
Okay. You know what I think?
755
00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:47,451
I think that you know my name is actually Dave.
756
00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,210
Kind of like how I know yours is actually Dick.
757
00:48:51,741 --> 00:48:53,548
Ow. It's fine. I'm okay. I'm okay.
758
00:48:53,707 --> 00:48:57,516
I'll gonna kill this bitch. I'll kick the living
shit out of you. The living shit, my friend.
759
00:48:57,675 --> 00:49:00,017
You pretentious little
Belle and Sebastian...
760
00:49:00,176 --> 00:49:03,120
Whoa, little man.
Stop! Everyone, just calm down.
761
00:49:03,276 --> 00:49:04,878
Behave.
I wanna make him cry.
762
00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,384
All right, Ronny.
Chill.
763
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,714
I've never done this before,
but I'm gonna kick your ass.
764
00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:12,945
That's right. I'm not kidding, buddy.
What are you people doing in here?
765
00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:15,349
I told you, living room is off-limits.
We're leaving.
766
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:16,579
Good.
Yeah, good.
767
00:49:16,744 --> 00:49:19,950
Wait, what? You're leaving?
I'm gonna go with him.
768
00:49:20,111 --> 00:49:21,782
Ronny.
769
00:49:21,944 --> 00:49:23,047
Goodbye.
770
00:49:25,778 --> 00:49:27,949
Whatever. We shouldn't even be here.
771
00:49:28,112 --> 00:49:32,113
We should not even be here.
Children.
772
00:49:37,046 --> 00:49:40,717
You okay? Somebody said
you were in a fight or something.
773
00:49:40,879 --> 00:49:42,653
Not quite.
774
00:49:44,046 --> 00:49:48,491
Well, I am a little tipsy. Heh.
775
00:49:51,914 --> 00:49:53,950
Yes, I am.
776
00:50:01,549 --> 00:50:03,823
Thank you.
Yeah.
777
00:50:07,082 --> 00:50:10,617
Hey, so that girl, your friend,
778
00:50:10,783 --> 00:50:13,260
she's super cute, right?
779
00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:15,690
Yeah, super cute.
780
00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:20,118
Is she still here?
No, they left.
781
00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:23,421
Right. With her boyfriend.
782
00:50:23,584 --> 00:50:26,188
Who is a hottie, by the way.
783
00:50:28,385 --> 00:50:30,260
Not that that's...
784
00:50:31,385 --> 00:50:34,386
Well, I don't care about
that kind of stuff anymore.
785
00:50:35,052 --> 00:50:38,826
I am over boys.
They all suck. Heh.
786
00:50:39,252 --> 00:50:41,594
Especially the hotties.
Heh.
787
00:50:41,753 --> 00:50:45,527
Yeah, you've said that before.
Many times.
788
00:50:45,686 --> 00:50:48,255
No, this time I mean it.
789
00:50:49,554 --> 00:50:52,361
Last night I did the stupidest thing ever.
790
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:57,625
I was so wasted, and we couldn't stop
laughing about this thing.
791
00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:02,628
Anyway, the cops showed up, and he
asked me if I needed a ride home...
792
00:51:02,788 --> 00:51:04,766
Do you know what "homogenized" means?
793
00:51:07,589 --> 00:51:10,362
What?
Homogenized.
794
00:51:12,589 --> 00:51:13,999
Uh...
795
00:51:14,356 --> 00:51:16,891
It's a kind of milk, isn't it?
796
00:51:17,056 --> 00:51:19,398
Homogenized milk.
797
00:51:21,357 --> 00:51:23,028
Yeah.
798
00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:26,124
Yeah.
799
00:51:28,491 --> 00:51:30,799
What's going on with you?
800
00:51:31,624 --> 00:51:33,102
Something's weird.
801
00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:37,534
You know what? I'm just feeling...
802
00:51:43,493 --> 00:51:44,527
What?
803
00:51:46,393 --> 00:51:48,269
Jane...
804
00:51:49,327 --> 00:51:50,963
Janey...
805
00:51:54,427 --> 00:51:56,234
I. M 9 o n n a 9 o
806
00:51:58,395 --> 00:52:00,304
What?
807
00:52:00,462 --> 00:52:02,371
But I was just telling you about...
808
00:52:02,894 --> 00:52:04,895
Don't you wanna talk?
809
00:52:05,062 --> 00:52:06,835
No, not tonight.
810
00:52:07,728 --> 00:52:09,070
I'll see you on Monday, okay?
811
00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:13,499
Okay.
812
00:52:15,463 --> 00:52:17,442
You dig me.
813
00:52:17,596 --> 00:52:21,439
"You dig me"? Oh, my God.
What, was that supposed to be cute?
814
00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:25,041
Yeah. Yes, it was. Yep.
Those were my intentions.
815
00:52:25,198 --> 00:52:29,903
Those were my intentions. Did she buy it?
Nope. Mm-mm-mm. No, sir.
816
00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:31,633
How could she?
817
00:52:31,798 --> 00:52:35,742
"You dig me." Who...? Nobody...
I've never heard anyone say that.
818
00:52:35,898 --> 00:52:37,637
God, that's... Ugh.
819
00:52:38,632 --> 00:52:39,666
God.
820
00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:42,606
The things we used to do
821
00:52:43,866 --> 00:52:47,810
When the nightmare wouldn't end
822
00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:58,637
Turn up the sight of you
823
00:52:59,935 --> 00:53:03,845
And feel it all again
824
00:53:11,569 --> 00:53:13,877
The posters on the wall
825
00:53:14,036 --> 00:53:15,446
I broke up with Ronny.
826
00:53:15,603 --> 00:53:18,740
That were our only friends
827
00:53:18,903 --> 00:53:20,608
I didn't do it for you.
I know.
828
00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:23,112
But it's totally your fault.
Right.
829
00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:27,476
You know, this doesn't mean that I can
jump into some relationship with you.
830
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:28,972
Okay.
831
00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:32,604
I mean, I don't even know
if I'm gonna feel this way tomorrow.
832
00:53:33,405 --> 00:53:37,679
Well, I guess, then, we're just gonna
have to drive around all night.
833
00:53:39,705 --> 00:53:41,580
I could be into that.
834
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:47,308
Let's go out tonight
835
00:53:48,006 --> 00:53:51,473
And do something that's wrong
836
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,851
'Cause I don't feel all right
837
00:53:56,273 --> 00:53:59,513
When disaster's gone
838
00:54:00,274 --> 00:54:03,844
Anne with an E
839
00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:07,816
You're everything to me
840
00:54:17,442 --> 00:54:18,749
Oh, my God.
841
00:54:24,643 --> 00:54:27,985
Is that the same...?
Holy shit. From last night.
842
00:54:29,044 --> 00:54:30,919
Those kids.
843
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:44,281
I think I might be sick.
844
00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,291
I'm sorry.
845
00:55:04,048 --> 00:55:09,322
Are you kidding me? Don't be. Never.
You never have to apologize to me.
846
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:22,061
I don't know why I'm...
847
00:55:22,816 --> 00:55:24,260
Shit.
848
00:55:24,749 --> 00:55:26,557
It's scaly stuff.
849
00:55:27,550 --> 00:55:30,585
Sometimes everything seems really...
850
00:55:31,218 --> 00:55:32,991
harsh.
851
00:55:34,518 --> 00:55:37,052
I don't think I can handle it.
852
00:55:38,651 --> 00:55:42,857
Or I don't know if I'm gonna be...
853
00:55:43,619 --> 00:55:45,824
you know, strong enough...
854
00:55:46,686 --> 00:55:48,062
to be on my own.
855
00:55:48,385 --> 00:55:50,829
Oh, what?
856
00:55:50,986 --> 00:55:52,759
You will be.
857
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,254
You are, you know. Trust me.
858
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,398
And you're not gonna be on your own.
859
00:55:58,553 --> 00:56:02,793
I mean, you've got your family
and you've got...
860
00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,168
Okay.
Yeah.
861
00:56:32,324 --> 00:56:34,928
I should, um, really go inside now.
862
00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:37,160
I think you should too.
I'm going to.
863
00:56:37,325 --> 00:56:41,633
All right, then, go.
In a second. Don't rush me.
864
00:56:46,092 --> 00:56:48,660
So I'll call you tomorrow?
Yeah. Okay.
865
00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:51,161
Yeah. Heh.
Heh.
866
00:56:51,893 --> 00:56:53,098
Whew.
867
00:56:55,759 --> 00:56:57,634
Yeah. I mean, you don't have to.
868
00:56:57,793 --> 00:57:00,237
Or, like, don't go out of your way or anything.
869
00:57:01,494 --> 00:57:03,233
Okay.
870
00:57:03,393 --> 00:57:05,372
All right. Heh.
871
00:57:57,366 --> 00:57:59,208
Hi.
What are you doing?
872
00:57:59,366 --> 00:58:01,276
I thought you had so much calculus homework.
873
00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:04,469
I wasn't gonna bug you
for at least another 15 minutes.
874
00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:08,840
I'm taking a much-deserved break
Me too- I'm at the park with Stella-.
875
00:58:09,001 --> 00:58:12,070
We got big money riding
on this peewee baseball game.
876
00:58:12,235 --> 00:58:14,008
Yeah, maybe I could, um...
877
00:58:14,735 --> 00:58:17,508
You wanna come hang outwith us?
Meet the gerbil?
878
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:22,170
Well, I don't wanna, like,
butt in on your time with your sister.
879
00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:26,246
No, are you kidding me? She's sick
to death of me. Come on. Here.
880
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,170
Yes? Aubrey?
881
00:58:29,337 --> 00:58:32,178
Hi, this is Stella.
Hi.
882
00:58:32,337 --> 00:58:34,679
Can you please come to the park
and hang outwith us?
883
00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:42,078
We've never been apart for that long,
so it'll be an adjustment, definitely.
884
00:58:42,238 --> 00:58:46,614
I mean, but I'll be back all the time,
and she'll come out a lot.
885
00:58:47,172 --> 00:58:49,945
We'll make it work.
It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
886
00:58:50,105 --> 00:58:52,583
Plus, we've still got
the whole summer. Ahem.
887
00:58:53,172 --> 00:58:57,015
She wants to go on a roller coaster.
She's obsessed with roller coasters.
888
00:58:57,173 --> 00:58:58,912
Where's her father?
889
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,880
I mean, you don't have to tell me.
No, no. It's nothing that dramatic. Uh...
890
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,777
We just don't really know.
891
00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:09,282
He had a drug problem. Uh...
892
00:59:10,307 --> 00:59:13,251
Got himself into debt, took off.
893
00:59:13,407 --> 00:59:15,249
It was a real mess. Ahem.
894
00:59:16,608 --> 00:59:18,814
The worst pan,
895
00:59:18,975 --> 00:59:23,613
Stella really liked him,
and he just completely bailed on her.
896
00:59:24,109 --> 00:59:26,610
That's pan of why it's hard, you know, leaving.
897
00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:30,185
I don't want her to worry
that I'm not gonna come back.
898
00:59:33,676 --> 00:59:35,586
Dave, it's...
899
00:59:37,877 --> 00:59:39,685
No, you're right.
900
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,313
It'll be fine.
901
00:59:44,178 --> 00:59:46,816
What are you two talking about over here?
902
00:59:46,978 --> 00:59:50,422
We were talking about roller coasters.
I love roller coasters.
903
00:59:50,578 --> 00:59:53,613
Yeah? How do you know?
You've never even been on one yet.
904
00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,548
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey. I need your input.
905
01:00:00,746 --> 01:00:03,952
What do you think, with this dress,
the shawl or the jacket?
906
01:00:04,113 --> 01:00:05,648
Are you guys going somewhere?
907
01:00:05,814 --> 01:00:08,485
Nope. This is how we've decided
to start dressing around the house.
908
01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,647
We're gonna have to insist that you do too.
909
01:00:10,814 --> 01:00:12,315
Every Sunday.
It'll be a regular thing.
910
01:00:12,481 --> 01:00:15,823
I've told you about this a hundred times.
Tonight's the benefit.
911
01:00:15,981 --> 01:00:17,516
The benefit.
912
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:20,488
The cancer center.
Your father is presenting an award.
913
01:00:20,648 --> 01:00:23,252
Are you ever listening to me
when I tell you these things?
914
01:00:23,415 --> 01:00:25,359
Right, the benefit.
That's tonight.
915
01:00:25,516 --> 01:00:28,051
Yes, it's tonight.
There's lasagna in the fridge.
916
01:00:28,216 --> 01:00:31,160
You should eat it,
because we're gonna be late, okay?
917
01:00:31,316 --> 01:00:33,658
Okay. And I'd, um...
918
01:00:33,817 --> 01:00:36,795
You know, I'd definitely go
with the jacket, no question.
919
01:00:36,950 --> 01:00:40,622
As would I. Let's go.
Ah, coming. Good night.
920
01:00:40,783 --> 01:00:42,284
Night.
921
01:00:51,918 --> 01:00:53,021
So here's the thing.
922
01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:58,487
My parents are gonna go to this benefit.
Benefits are cool.
923
01:00:58,652 --> 01:01:00,153
Uh...
924
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,921
Uh, you should come over.
Really?
925
01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:09,190
I mean, if you want to, you could...
Do you want to?
926
01:01:09,354 --> 01:01:13,958
Yes. I mean, I guess. Sure.
Uh, when-ish?
927
01:01:14,121 --> 01:01:15,621
Like 45 minutes-ish?
928
01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:17,696
Uh, no, that should work for me.
Good.
929
01:01:17,854 --> 01:01:18,888
Great.
Bye.
930
01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:20,464
Bye.
931
01:01:28,922 --> 01:01:30,423
No.
932
01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,823
No, because you're not that guy.
933
01:01:34,223 --> 01:01:37,633
You're not that guy who walks around
with a condom in his wallet.
934
01:01:38,257 --> 01:01:39,826
You're not.
935
01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:09,866
Can I put this down in your room?
It's deceptively heavy.
936
01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:11,130
Mm-hm.
Thanks.
937
01:02:19,461 --> 01:02:21,871
What you got in there?
Oh, I got you something.
938
01:02:22,028 --> 01:02:23,335
Uh, it's nothing.
939
01:02:23,495 --> 01:02:27,667
You know,
it's just like getting you flowers or...
940
01:02:27,829 --> 01:02:31,705
Or... I would never get you flowers though
because I know how you feel about cheesiness.
941
01:02:31,862 --> 01:02:34,204
I'm not opposed to flowers.
I like flowers. They're pretty.
942
01:02:34,363 --> 01:02:37,001
Oh. Okay. Huh.
943
01:02:37,163 --> 01:02:39,800
Well, now I know that. Um, wow.
944
01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,339
I should have got you, like,
a whole box of flowers.
945
01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:44,600
You shouldn't have gotten me anything.
946
01:02:44,764 --> 01:02:48,334
Well, after the park, I took Stella
to this really cool store off Scottsdale
947
01:02:48,497 --> 01:02:50,998
where, um, I used to go in
all the time because I would get...
948
01:02:51,164 --> 01:02:53,938
I used to have this
antique-action-figure collection. Uh...
949
01:02:54,665 --> 01:02:58,632
I don't know why I'm telling you about
my action-figure collection, but any...
950
01:03:04,666 --> 01:03:09,133
I thought you could cut them up.
You know, for collage.
951
01:03:16,234 --> 01:03:20,269
You are just completely ridiculous.
952
01:03:20,434 --> 01:03:24,970
I know. I know. It was stupid.
Uh, I just...
953
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,579
I don't know why I brought that.
I just... I thought maybe...
954
01:03:28,735 --> 01:03:31,373
You probably have a whole system for that.
955
01:03:31,936 --> 01:03:33,936
I dig you so much.
956
01:03:54,138 --> 01:03:57,309
So much it, like, freaks me out.
957
01:03:57,772 --> 01:03:59,647
I told you.
958
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,977
I want you to hear this song
I downloaded last night.
959
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:18,880
I was maybe gonna put it on a
with some other stuff for your car.
960
01:04:19,374 --> 01:04:22,319
Like a mix?
No, not like a mix, just...
961
01:04:28,075 --> 01:04:30,484
Girl come to me in a dream
962
01:04:33,909 --> 01:04:36,979
And I don't even know her name
963
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:43,454
A pretty mark upon her breast
964
01:04:45,844 --> 01:04:49,050
To signify her from the rest
965
01:04:50,744 --> 01:04:51,983
So, what do you wanna do?
966
01:04:52,144 --> 01:04:55,486
But her and I are just the same
967
01:04:55,645 --> 01:04:58,418
Well, there's some lasagna.
Are you hungry?
968
01:04:58,578 --> 01:05:00,817
- Are you?
- No.
969
01:05:00,978 --> 01:05:02,718
Me neither.
970
01:05:03,779 --> 01:05:05,552
Okay.
971
01:05:06,312 --> 01:05:07,984
We could, um...
972
01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:13,790
- We could watch a movie.
- Well, I've actually seen all the movies.
973
01:05:13,947 --> 01:05:16,652
I'm pretty sure there's quite a few movies.
974
01:05:16,813 --> 01:05:19,052
I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.
975
01:05:19,214 --> 01:05:21,351
Okay, then, that's out.
976
01:05:21,915 --> 01:05:24,893
I know it won't be easy
977
01:05:28,015 --> 01:05:32,619
What a thing to believe
978
01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:34,192
We could go for a ride.
979
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:37,758
Yeah, we could.
We could definitely do that.
980
01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:40,451
Or, you know, not,
981
01:05:40,616 --> 01:05:44,060
because we'll probably just
end up coming back here.
982
01:05:44,217 --> 01:05:47,457
Yeah, so, what's the point?
983
01:05:48,017 --> 01:05:49,723
We could play a game.
984
01:05:49,884 --> 01:05:54,760
You know, like Chutes and Ladders or Boggle.
985
01:05:56,618 --> 01:05:59,118
I'd wipe the floor with you if we played Boggle.
986
01:05:59,285 --> 01:06:00,627
Seriously, I'm amazing.
987
01:06:00,785 --> 01:06:04,524
I could have gone pro
if I hadn't blown out my knee.
988
01:06:04,685 --> 01:06:07,254
The letter slipped
Right through my hands
989
01:06:09,953 --> 01:06:13,159
Practiced all my wit and charm
990
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,455
Had many girls on every arm
991
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:21,064
I don't really feel like playing games, do you?
992
01:06:21,221 --> 01:06:22,892
Not really.
993
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:24,522
Okay.
994
01:06:25,154 --> 01:06:27,325
So, what do you wanna do?
995
01:06:29,354 --> 01:06:31,026
Really.
996
01:06:39,489 --> 01:06:41,092
What?
997
01:06:42,023 --> 01:06:45,524
What? What are you...?
What are you thinking?
998
01:06:47,490 --> 01:06:51,628
Uh, I'm son of thinking that, um...
What?
999
01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:56,758
I'm thinking that this has just been like...
1000
01:06:58,058 --> 01:07:00,558
the best weekend of my life.
1001
01:07:05,759 --> 01:07:09,499
And I don't wanna do anything
that might screw it up.
1002
01:07:11,226 --> 01:07:12,761
Oh.
1003
01:07:13,526 --> 01:07:15,128
Um...
1004
01:07:15,293 --> 01:07:18,533
Yeah. No, you're right.
1005
01:07:18,693 --> 01:07:20,535
I am?
1006
01:07:20,694 --> 01:07:23,638
Yeah. Yeah. You're totally right.
1007
01:07:24,861 --> 01:07:29,203
Yeah, we should just, you know,
take things slow, not rush things.
1008
01:07:29,361 --> 01:07:31,964
You know, we don't wanna be cliche
Yeah, cliches are the worst.
1009
01:07:32,128 --> 01:07:35,538
Those people who are like, "Ah, those
teenagers with their raging hormones.
1010
01:07:35,695 --> 01:07:39,798
They can't control themselves." It's like, come on.
Yes, we can control ourselves.
1011
01:07:39,962 --> 01:07:42,839
Such bullshit. We are not bunnies.
We are absolutely not bunnies.
1012
01:07:42,996 --> 01:07:45,974
We are capable of making intelligent,
rational decisions.
1013
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,074
I think we're making one right now.
We are. This is good. This is better.
1014
01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:51,708
Way better. I'm glad you agree.
I totally agree.
1015
01:07:51,864 --> 01:07:54,398
Good. Me too.
1016
01:07:58,431 --> 01:08:00,568
Aw, fuck it.
1017
01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:13,436
I know it won't be easy
1018
01:08:15,732 --> 01:08:18,336
What a thing to believe
1019
01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:20,842
Oh, uh... Uh...
1020
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,410
Should I...?
Okay, what?
1021
01:08:24,234 --> 01:08:28,804
Uh, I don't know...
Uh, well, what do you, uh, like?
1022
01:08:29,601 --> 01:08:33,307
Oh, um... Well, did you...
Did you bring a condom?
1023
01:08:34,335 --> 01:08:37,643
No. Shit.
No, no. That's good. That's cool.
1024
01:08:37,802 --> 01:08:40,871
That means that you didn't think that I
thought we were gonna have sex tonight.
1025
01:08:41,036 --> 01:08:42,638
It's cooler that you didn't think that.
1026
01:08:42,802 --> 01:08:47,178
Yeah, heh, no. I definitely didn't think that at all.
Uh, never even crossed my mind.
1027
01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:49,336
I have one.
1028
01:08:49,503 --> 01:08:51,072
What?
A condom.
1029
01:08:51,237 --> 01:08:53,181
Huh?
Should I get it?
1030
01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:55,781
You could. I mean, sure. Yeah.
Okay.
1031
01:08:55,938 --> 01:08:59,746
That's a thing you could do.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1032
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,673
That's a thing you could do.
1033
01:09:06,538 --> 01:09:08,413
Holy shit.
1034
01:09:20,673 --> 01:09:22,276
All right.
1035
01:09:23,473 --> 01:09:25,178
Uh...
You can have it.
1036
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,079
This is for me.
1037
01:09:31,374 --> 01:09:34,716
I think this is a really good kind.
Like maybe the best.
1038
01:09:35,308 --> 01:09:38,014
I think this is what Tiger uses.
1039
01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:39,985
And it hasn't expired yet.
1040
01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:43,052
You know, still got a good
18 months on this guy.
1041
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,516
Not that I have that kind of stamina.
1042
01:09:47,176 --> 01:09:49,518
Hey, "spermicide" is a really
ominous-sounding word, right?
1043
01:09:49,677 --> 01:09:51,677
It sounds like something the Nazis committed.
1044
01:09:51,843 --> 01:09:53,752
Are you gonna put it on?
1045
01:09:53,910 --> 01:09:56,513
You mean right now?
1046
01:09:56,677 --> 01:10:00,486
Or...
No, yeah, uh, yeah. Uh...
1047
01:10:01,778 --> 01:10:05,313
Do you wanna get under the covers?
Yeah, heh, I do. That's a good idea.
1048
01:10:05,477 --> 01:10:07,114
Good idea.
1049
01:10:07,278 --> 01:10:08,846
Okay.
1050
01:10:12,679 --> 01:10:13,884
Oh, uh...
1051
01:10:15,346 --> 01:10:17,017
Okay.
1052
01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:19,524
All right.
1053
01:10:35,381 --> 01:10:40,053
Sorry. Sorry.
Guess I'm, uh, a little nervous.
1054
01:10:41,915 --> 01:10:43,484
Well, um...
1055
01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:48,189
Do you want me to, uh, you know...?
1056
01:10:48,749 --> 01:10:52,852
No, I'm okay. I'm good.
I actually think I almost got it.
1057
01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:54,426
Oh.
Uh... Heh.
1058
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,687
Oh, good.
Thank you for the offer.
1059
01:10:56,850 --> 01:10:58,259
Mm-hm.
1060
01:11:06,284 --> 01:11:09,888
It's okay. Right there. Right there.
Yeah. Yeah.
1061
01:11:10,385 --> 01:11:12,522
Sweet.
1062
01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:15,926
Oh, okay. Uh...
Yeah. Heh.
1063
01:11:17,919 --> 01:11:19,363
Ooh.
1064
01:11:21,752 --> 01:11:23,321
Hey. Uh...
1065
01:11:25,453 --> 01:11:29,330
No. I want this.
1066
01:11:30,753 --> 01:11:33,061
Me too.
Okay.
1067
01:11:33,888 --> 01:11:35,422
Okay.
1068
01:12:11,358 --> 01:12:15,496
Okay. Okay, no, no, no.
Okay.
1069
01:12:16,025 --> 01:12:20,697
Don't wig out. Don't wig out.
Don't wig out.
1070
01:12:20,859 --> 01:12:22,461
Okay.
1071
01:12:26,493 --> 01:12:28,368
Don't wig out.
1072
01:12:50,862 --> 01:12:53,340
At least the condom didn't break.
1073
01:12:57,029 --> 01:13:00,997
I think that it can be better.
1074
01:13:01,463 --> 01:13:06,340
You know, like, more fun.
Eventually.
1075
01:13:07,064 --> 01:13:10,474
There's really no other direction it could go.
1076
01:13:11,531 --> 01:13:13,100
Yeah.
1077
01:13:14,398 --> 01:13:16,535
But it wasn't your fault.
1078
01:13:18,066 --> 01:13:21,635
I didn't think it was.
It wasn't.
1079
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:25,772
And it wasn't my fault either.
1080
01:13:26,566 --> 01:13:28,976
Why? Do you think it's my fault?
1081
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,234
Oh.
Hey, no.
1082
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:36,242
It's nobody's... It's nobody's fault, okay?
Look, uh, I just...
1083
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,174
I heard that sometimes
people don't quite fit together.
1084
01:13:40,335 --> 01:13:43,836
Hmm. And you think that that's us?
I don't know.
1085
01:13:44,835 --> 01:13:47,870
But I don't think that's how
it was supposed to go. Uh...
1086
01:13:48,035 --> 01:13:50,604
You know, even if you've never...
1087
01:13:50,768 --> 01:13:52,747
It didn't feel right.
1088
01:13:52,903 --> 01:13:56,711
Well, I mean, right? Did it?
It felt weird.
1089
01:13:57,569 --> 01:13:58,808
It didn't feel good.
1090
01:13:58,970 --> 01:14:01,948
I mean, maybe you weren't
turned on enough or something.
1091
01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:06,378
I don't know how that shit works
or what's, like, normal, or...
1092
01:14:06,837 --> 01:14:11,976
I mean, with guys, the equipment's
pretty self-explanatory, you know?
1093
01:14:12,137 --> 01:14:15,445
But with girls, I just...
I had no idea it got so complicated.
1094
01:14:15,605 --> 01:14:19,981
It's like you practically need a fricking
schematic and a flashlight just to...
1095
01:14:20,138 --> 01:14:24,742
Okay. All right. Oh, my God.
I cannot believe that we just...
1096
01:14:24,906 --> 01:14:27,975
I mean, I've only known you for,
what, like one weekend?
1097
01:14:28,139 --> 01:14:32,379
Not even... Like 43 hours. I don't even
have a copy of your test results.
1098
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:36,246
Test results?
I don't have test results. I'm a virgin.
1099
01:14:36,407 --> 01:14:38,885
Or I was a minute ago.
1100
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:42,042
There are plenty of venereal diseases
you can get without intercourse.
1101
01:14:44,442 --> 01:14:45,613
Okay.
1102
01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:47,684
Okay, you know what?
This just...
1103
01:14:47,842 --> 01:14:50,683
This happened really fast,
1104
01:14:50,842 --> 01:14:54,286
and we got carried away and we made a mistake.
1105
01:14:54,443 --> 01:14:57,387
And, you know, it's...
Look, it's not that big of a deal.
1106
01:14:57,543 --> 01:14:59,350
Not the end of the world.
1107
01:14:59,810 --> 01:15:03,686
Had to happen sooner or later, right?
So we just... We got it over with.
1108
01:15:08,277 --> 01:15:11,517
Wow, I guess I'll just do about anything
to put off my calculus homework.
1109
01:15:17,778 --> 01:15:21,779
Yeah, well, I should probably go.
1110
01:15:22,945 --> 01:15:26,890
Or else I'm gonna have to jump off that
roof when your parents come home.
1111
01:15:39,513 --> 01:15:41,583
I guess I'll call you later.
1112
01:15:42,247 --> 01:15:43,725
Yeah.
1113
01:15:50,382 --> 01:15:51,882
Wait.
1114
01:15:54,248 --> 01:15:58,920
Uh, you know,
why don't I, uh...? Like, I'll...
1115
01:16:00,816 --> 01:16:02,317
I'll call you.
1116
01:16:02,483 --> 01:16:05,518
Because I've got a crazy few weeks
coming up with finals and everything,
1117
01:16:05,683 --> 01:16:07,218
and also, Ronny keeps calling me
1118
01:16:07,384 --> 01:16:09,691
and leaving these messages apologizing,
1119
01:16:09,850 --> 01:16:12,590
so I don't even know what's gonna...
1120
01:16:12,751 --> 01:16:15,558
You know, he said he wrote this song
that he wants me to hear and...
1121
01:16:16,551 --> 01:16:19,052
Yeah, it's about your knees.
Enjoy that.
1122
01:16:19,218 --> 01:16:21,560
And I know you wanna spend
as much time with your sister
1123
01:16:21,719 --> 01:16:26,561
as possible this summer before
you leave for New York, so, um...
1124
01:16:26,719 --> 01:16:30,061
So this probably isn't a great time
for you either.
1125
01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,197
To be getting into a...
Relationship.
1126
01:16:32,353 --> 01:16:33,888
Anything.
1127
01:16:37,153 --> 01:16:39,654
God. Just for the record,
I tried to stop it.
1128
01:16:39,821 --> 01:16:41,799
All right? You practically...
1129
01:16:41,954 --> 01:16:44,159
Practically what?
1130
01:16:47,088 --> 01:16:50,760
No, nothing.
I'm sorry it happened.
1131
01:16:53,022 --> 01:16:55,932
Yeah. Me too.
1132
01:16:56,489 --> 01:16:59,797
All right, great. I guess I'll see you.
See you, Dave.
1133
01:17:04,623 --> 01:17:06,862
'Cause there's a red moon
Low in the sky
1134
01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:09,433
And a Santa Anna
1135
01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:15,224
We are love
We are taken for granted
1136
01:17:17,157 --> 01:17:21,499
I'm only here for this moment
1137
01:17:22,325 --> 01:17:27,702
Siri Guru Daveh Nameh
1138
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:40,601
The things they do to me
1139
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:44,461
Are they trying to make me bleed?
1140
01:17:44,628 --> 01:17:49,595
But I will never need them
Like they need me
1141
01:17:49,761 --> 01:17:55,104
Siri Guru Daveh Nameh
1142
01:17:55,261 --> 01:17:56,705
Come on.
1143
01:18:00,662 --> 01:18:01,765
Shit.
1144
01:18:01,929 --> 01:18:06,465
I wanna love you
I wanna love you
1145
01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:09,575
I wanna love you
1146
01:18:09,730 --> 01:18:13,004
I wanna love you
1147
01:18:13,163 --> 01:18:16,630
I wanna love you
1148
01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:26,073
Hey, it's me. What are you doing?
1149
01:18:30,799 --> 01:18:33,538
Sex. Sex.
1150
01:18:34,733 --> 01:18:38,234
Here's what I know about sex.
You ready? You ready?
1151
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:42,538
Sex is so much better
1152
01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:45,178
before you've had it.
1153
01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:48,971
Because before you've had it, it's everything.
1154
01:18:49,134 --> 01:18:51,112
You know?
It's what you dream of.
1155
01:18:51,267 --> 01:18:56,178
I mean, your entire world is,
like, consumed in this...
1156
01:18:56,335 --> 01:18:58,711
Well, you guys know what I'm talking about.
1157
01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,311
And then after...
1158
01:19:02,669 --> 01:19:05,113
After, it's just...
1159
01:19:05,269 --> 01:19:08,076
It's just sex.
1160
01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:13,114
It's just... It's not even that, you know?
It's just a mess. It's a mess.
1161
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:15,907
I wish I could just go back to the beginning.
1162
01:19:17,037 --> 01:19:19,106
Beginning?
You mean Friday?
1163
01:19:19,671 --> 01:19:22,275
Yeah, Friday.
1164
01:19:22,437 --> 01:19:26,246
Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?
I'd do it all different.
1165
01:19:26,405 --> 01:19:28,508
All right. I'm gonna ask you
a serious question,
1166
01:19:28,672 --> 01:19:31,411
and I want you to think about it
before you give me the answer.
1167
01:19:31,572 --> 01:19:35,779
Is it possible that the problem
was that you're actually, like,
1168
01:19:35,939 --> 01:19:37,611
huge?
1169
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:42,377
And you've never realized it before because you've
never had anything to compare it to up close.
1170
01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:44,449
Would you like me to look at your penis?
1171
01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:47,141
No. Trust me,
that's not the problem.
1172
01:19:47,307 --> 01:19:49,751
You're sure? All right.
Positive.
1173
01:19:56,274 --> 01:19:57,809
What?
1174
01:19:57,975 --> 01:20:01,680
It's better this way.
It's better. Think about it.
1175
01:20:01,842 --> 01:20:04,980
She doesn't go to our school so you're
not gonna run into her in the hallways.
1176
01:20:05,142 --> 01:20:07,746
Nobody knows,
so nobody's gonna hear her version.
1177
01:20:07,909 --> 01:20:11,410
And in a couple of weeks,
it'll be prom, then graduation,
1178
01:20:11,577 --> 01:20:14,987
and before you know it, you're on a plane to.
1179
01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:17,815
So it was never gonna last anyway.
1180
01:20:18,677 --> 01:20:21,383
And now it's done with.
And who knows, maybe years from now
1181
01:20:21,544 --> 01:20:23,647
you'll bump into her somewhere,
you know, in some bar.
1182
01:20:23,811 --> 01:20:27,017
You'll have a few drinks
and you'll laugh about it.
1183
01:20:27,544 --> 01:20:30,421
And that's it. That's life.
1184
01:20:30,579 --> 01:20:34,990
So the best thing to do is just let it go.
Let it go, David.
1185
01:20:38,679 --> 01:20:40,123
I think that's bullshit.
1186
01:20:40,279 --> 01:20:42,848
Oh, really? You do?
Total bullshit.
1187
01:20:43,014 --> 01:20:46,288
You met somebody. Somebody
very cool, from the sound of it.
1188
01:20:46,447 --> 01:20:48,981
How many weekends have we spent driving around
1189
01:20:49,147 --> 01:20:50,955
looking for exactly that thing?
1190
01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:54,354
And it never happens.
It never happens.
1191
01:20:54,514 --> 01:20:56,493
But it did. So now what?
1192
01:20:56,648 --> 01:20:57,955
You hit one bump and you bail?
1193
01:20:58,115 --> 01:20:59,889
Throw your hands up and walk away?
1194
01:21:00,048 --> 01:21:02,152
Well, I mean, it was a pretty major bump.
1195
01:21:02,315 --> 01:21:04,623
No, it wasn't. It was sex.
1196
01:21:04,782 --> 01:21:08,591
One time. The first time.
You don't know anything from that.
1197
01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:11,591
You're gonna tell me you don't think
it's worth giving it one more shot?
1198
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:14,785
You think it's about letting it go. No.
1199
01:21:14,950 --> 01:21:17,224
It's about sticking with it and being a man.
1200
01:21:17,384 --> 01:21:21,328
And I don't mean in no bullshit way,
like you're tough or you're a dick.
1201
01:21:21,484 --> 01:21:24,088
Being a real man.
I don't even know if I am.
1202
01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:28,423
You are. You're a man. Now act like it.
1203
01:21:31,585 --> 01:21:33,222
All right, let me ask you this.
1204
01:21:33,386 --> 01:21:36,387
A couple of days ago, you were all about Jane.
1205
01:21:36,552 --> 01:21:38,030
You know, dear, sweet Janey.
1206
01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:42,426
And now I just wanna know,
before we go full commando here,
1207
01:21:42,586 --> 01:21:45,928
what is it that's so special
about this particular girl?
1208
01:21:56,488 --> 01:21:57,989
Ugh.
1209
01:21:59,122 --> 01:22:01,293
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad that you called.
1210
01:22:01,455 --> 01:22:05,399
You are? Oh, baby,
I'm so glad you're glad I called.
1211
01:22:05,555 --> 01:22:08,056
I just had to hear your voice,
my sweet girl's voice.
1212
01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:09,257
Ronny.
1213
01:22:09,422 --> 01:22:11,594
This has been the darkest day of my life.
1214
01:22:11,756 --> 01:22:14,200
I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore.
1215
01:22:14,356 --> 01:22:17,198
Things have been so messed up lately,
all this negativity around me.
1216
01:22:17,356 --> 01:22:21,801
Joel and Leon and my mom That judgmental bitch.
1217
01:22:21,957 --> 01:22:25,458
Anyway, I guess I'm just trying
to say I'm sorry.
1218
01:22:25,624 --> 01:22:30,228
So sorry. And I get it. I do.
You're not ready yet.
1219
01:22:31,325 --> 01:22:34,303
What?
To have sex.
1220
01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:37,335
And that's cool. I can wait.
No, I will wait for you.
1221
01:22:37,492 --> 01:22:40,130
A month, or maybe even two.
Whatever it takes.
1222
01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:44,293
It's late and I'm really tired.
1223
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:47,063
I have to get up for school in like four hours.
1224
01:22:47,227 --> 01:22:50,171
Is it that guy from last night?
Are you two, like, together now?
1225
01:22:50,327 --> 01:22:52,236
What? No.
1226
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:54,832
We're definitely not together.
1227
01:22:54,994 --> 01:22:57,835
I just... don't think I can have
this conversation right now.
1228
01:22:58,294 --> 01:23:00,397
Sony. I just...
1229
01:23:00,561 --> 01:23:03,539
No, I get it. You're tired.
1230
01:23:03,695 --> 01:23:06,139
Sleep, baby girl. Dream.
1231
01:23:06,295 --> 01:23:11,467
I mean, just pf ease
do not break up with me, okay?
1232
01:23:11,629 --> 01:23:15,301
I mean, nobody gets me, I mean
really gets me, the way that you do.
1233
01:23:15,463 --> 01:23:17,031
I love...
1234
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:42,971
Lead me on, lead me on
1235
01:23:46,066 --> 01:23:50,909
Right now I just need something
You could be that one thing
1236
01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:53,738
So lead me on
1237
01:23:57,601 --> 01:24:02,670
Take me home, take me home
1238
01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:07,404
I'll be yours till the morning
Then leave without warning
1239
01:24:07,568 --> 01:24:10,876
So take me home
1240
01:24:22,504 --> 01:24:24,448
Slut.
1241
01:24:31,171 --> 01:24:36,139
Call me, please
Call me, please
1242
01:24:36,438 --> 01:24:41,076
I can't wait forever
You know better
1243
01:24:41,239 --> 01:24:44,080
So call me, please
1244
01:24:44,239 --> 01:24:45,876
Morning.
1245
01:24:47,939 --> 01:24:52,816
Leave me be, leave me be
1246
01:24:53,206 --> 01:24:55,844
You had your chance already
1247
01:24:56,007 --> 01:24:57,951
Someone else, I go steady
So leave me be
1248
01:24:58,107 --> 01:25:01,574
Are you all right?
Yeah.
1249
01:25:14,043 --> 01:25:15,248
I met a boy.
1250
01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:24,584
A really good one.
And I think I drove him away.
1251
01:25:26,743 --> 01:25:28,585
Honey, I'm sure you didn't.
1252
01:25:29,411 --> 01:25:33,254
No, I did. I messed up.
1253
01:25:33,411 --> 01:25:36,049
And now it's over before I...
1254
01:25:37,211 --> 01:25:38,848
I'm never gonna see him again.
1255
01:25:40,311 --> 01:25:42,789
Oh, sweetheart.
1256
01:25:45,146 --> 01:25:47,090
I love you.
1257
01:25:49,047 --> 01:25:52,287
Both of you. So much.
1258
01:25:52,446 --> 01:25:55,584
And I'm sorry if I don't tell you it more.
1259
01:26:00,514 --> 01:26:03,152
Anyways, I should go before I miss the bus.
1260
01:26:03,314 --> 01:26:06,019
You want me to drive you?
Maybe talk about it?
1261
01:26:06,615 --> 01:26:09,616
No. I son of feel like
taking the bus.
1262
01:26:17,716 --> 01:26:21,217
I want you to remember every detail
of what just happened,
1263
01:26:21,749 --> 01:26:24,023
because it's never going to happen again.
1264
01:26:32,551 --> 01:26:33,960
Okay, here's what it is.
Whoa. F...
1265
01:26:34,985 --> 01:26:36,860
Uh...
Oh, shit.
1266
01:26:37,951 --> 01:26:39,826
I'm sorry.
You.
1267
01:26:39,985 --> 01:26:43,986
You gotta, like, give a girl some
warning or something when you do that.
1268
01:26:44,152 --> 01:26:48,120
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I should have. I just, um...
1269
01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:50,355
It's just that I've been thinking.
1270
01:26:52,986 --> 01:26:54,987
I don't know much about relationships.
1271
01:26:56,887 --> 01:26:58,456
Neither do I.
1272
01:26:59,554 --> 01:27:01,929
I definitely don't know anything about love.
1273
01:27:02,087 --> 01:27:04,861
I can't believe I talked like I did.
1274
01:27:05,021 --> 01:27:06,124
I don't.
1275
01:27:07,788 --> 01:27:12,597
All I want, like, in the world,
is to just keep talking to you.
1276
01:27:12,755 --> 01:27:16,393
I wanna know how your day was,
where you wanna eat,
1277
01:27:16,555 --> 01:27:18,965
and I wanna argue with you.
1278
01:27:19,122 --> 01:27:21,100
And I wanna hear all your theories,
1279
01:27:21,256 --> 01:27:24,962
even the ones that are just
completely, you know, wrong.
1280
01:27:25,123 --> 01:27:28,329
And I know it's not that simple.
I don't know, I just think...
1281
01:27:28,490 --> 01:27:32,628
No, I really believe
that if you'd just be willing
1282
01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:35,667
to continue having this conversation with me,
1283
01:27:36,591 --> 01:27:38,660
then we can figure the rest out.
1284
01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:47,493
I'm gonna be late for school.
1285
01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:53,436
All right.
1286
01:27:53,893 --> 01:27:57,099
All right. Yeah.
Do you wanna give me a ride?
1287
01:27:58,093 --> 01:27:59,537
Uh...
1288
01:28:00,527 --> 01:28:03,096
Yeah.
It's not gonna make you late?
1289
01:28:03,261 --> 01:28:05,500
So I'm late.
What are they gonna do, right? Heh.
1290
01:28:30,364 --> 01:28:32,603
Wow.
Oh, sorry. That's... Wrong song.
1291
01:28:34,364 --> 01:28:37,138
Nope, not that one either.
Here, this one. This one's good.
1292
01:28:38,198 --> 01:28:40,005
Whirlwind, run
1293
01:28:43,165 --> 01:28:44,905
Further and further away
1294
01:28:45,065 --> 01:28:48,101
You know, none of my theories
are wrong, by the way.
1295
01:28:48,266 --> 01:28:51,039
They just aren't fully developed yet.
1296
01:28:51,199 --> 01:28:52,404
Okay.
1297
01:28:52,566 --> 01:28:55,100
And as far as what you said before
1298
01:28:55,266 --> 01:28:58,336
about wanting to keep talking,
1299
01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,738
I'm obviously...
1300
01:29:02,067 --> 01:29:04,170
totally into that.
1301
01:29:07,767 --> 01:29:09,938
But I would also like to work on the sex thing.
1302
01:29:11,902 --> 01:29:13,573
Definitely.
1303
01:29:13,735 --> 01:29:16,009
We can definitely work
on the sex thing. Heh.
1304
01:29:16,169 --> 01:29:19,772
I actually had a few ideas about that.
Me too.
1305
01:29:19,935 --> 01:29:21,811
So, you know?
Yeah.
1306
01:29:21,969 --> 01:29:24,708
How would you cope
If the world decided
1307
01:29:24,869 --> 01:29:27,642
To make you suffer
For all that you were?
1308
01:29:29,203 --> 01:29:31,340
How could you dance if...?
1309
01:29:35,304 --> 01:29:38,441
Okay.
Wait.
1310
01:29:48,539 --> 01:29:52,006
You're ridiculous.
Well, deal with it.
1311
01:29:54,073 --> 01:29:56,880
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Chase.
1312
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,545
So...?
1313
01:30:01,940 --> 01:30:02,974
So, what?
1314
01:30:06,174 --> 01:30:09,516
So do you wanna pick me up after school?
1315
01:30:11,108 --> 01:30:13,984
What time?
Well, jazz band practice ends at 4.
1316
01:30:14,141 --> 01:30:17,551
If you make a crack about the fact that
I'm in jazz band, you're gonna regret it.
1317
01:30:17,709 --> 01:30:19,119
I'll be right here.
1318
01:30:19,275 --> 01:30:20,651
Cool.
Good.
1319
01:30:24,409 --> 01:30:27,785
All right, then.
Yeah. So...
1320
01:30:27,943 --> 01:30:28,977
I should go.
1321
01:30:29,143 --> 01:30:32,677
Yeah, right.
Because first period...
1322
01:30:32,843 --> 01:30:34,150
Yeah.
1323
01:30:35,343 --> 01:30:37,049
Okay- Okay
1324
01:30:39,078 --> 01:30:41,283
Later, Hodgman.
Heh. Later.
1325
01:31:04,547 --> 01:31:07,991
And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy
1326
01:31:08,580 --> 01:31:13,491
Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1327
01:31:13,648 --> 01:31:18,423
And I couldn't help myself
1328
01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,452
I just fell in love
1329
01:31:21,615 --> 01:31:27,390
And I couldn't help myself
1330
01:31:29,149 --> 01:31:35,355
It was like a movie
Watching her eyes read
1331
01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:43,585
What! Wrote made sweet Louise
Feel weak in her knees
1332
01:31:44,285 --> 01:31:47,320
And I thought that everyone
Would know by now
1333
01:31:48,218 --> 01:31:52,162
I've been alive long enough
To know how things just get around
1334
01:31:52,318 --> 01:31:56,320
And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy
1335
01:31:56,486 --> 01:32:01,430
Well I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1336
01:32:01,586 --> 01:32:06,395
And I couldn't help myself
1337
01:32:06,554 --> 01:32:09,395
I just fell in love
1338
01:32:09,554 --> 01:32:14,726
And I couldn't help myself
1339
01:32:14,887 --> 01:32:18,422
In that moment
1340
01:32:18,588 --> 01:32:23,055
You knew from her eyes
1341
01:32:24,022 --> 01:32:26,762
She don't feel the same
1342
01:32:27,489 --> 01:32:34,367
But, oh, my words
Were not in vain
1343
01:32:34,523 --> 01:32:39,263
'Cause I can always say
Till the day I die
1344
01:32:39,423 --> 01:32:44,266
That!
I told her anyway
1345
01:32:44,424 --> 01:32:49,391
Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1346
01:32:49,558 --> 01:32:54,367
And I couldn't help myself
1347
01:32:54,525 --> 01:32:57,401
I just fell in love
1348
01:32:57,559 --> 01:33:02,334
And I couldn't help myself
1349
01:33:02,493 --> 01:33:05,334
I just fell in love
1350
01:33:05,493 --> 01:33:10,336
And I couldn't help myself
1351
01:33:10,494 --> 01:33:13,335
I just fell in love
1352
01:33:13,494 --> 01:33:20,337
And I couldn't help myself
1353
01:33:23,495 --> 01:33:24,996
"I just fell in love"
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