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动画《猫物语(黑)》 第禁章
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『翼Family』上卷
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购入BD/DVD的列位观众
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吾乃飞掠过
神秘荒
原的战斗马格南弹
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『风林馆高中的苍雷』为《乱马1/2》中九能带刀的自称
人称『风林馆高中的苍雷』——神原骏河是也!
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那个 神原小姐 一开场就太跳跃了吧
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若是对动画《化物语》至《伪物语》的来龙去脉不甚了了的人
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可能真会当你是『风林馆高中的苍雷』也不一定喔
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九能小太刀为九能带刀之妹
我与其说是带刀 倒不如说是小太刀哩
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从角色上看倒的确是那样
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再深究起来 与其说说是『刀』 更不如说是『猫』
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正可谓与这《猫物语》门当户对!
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拿这个来当作我被叫来担纲副音轨的理由的话
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任谁来看都一定会点头称是的吧
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大家想必都歪着脑袋一头雾水吧——
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为什么《猫物语》的副音轨里会是我和神原小姐呢?
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啊 还没有自我介绍呐
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我是迷路的小学生 永远的小学五年级
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八九寺真宵
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四处迷路之中 连副音轨也让我闯进来啦~
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诶 从月火酱是这样一个发型来推断
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时间该在四月份到五月份间吧
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居然拿月火小姐的发型当日历!
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是在我与战场原前辈
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以及阿垃垃圾前辈都还未建立起融洽关系的时候哩
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我可是至今仍处于交恶的正当中哩!
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OP呀 是羽川前辈的新曲呐
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我们俩究竟是何来历这事儿 为初次欣赏的观众着想
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是不是再多加说明一下会比较好呢 神原小姐?
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这可又是一首带点民谣风的名曲呀~
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左耳进右耳出呐 当我的话是阵风么
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毕竟上一次的名曲《suger sweet nightmare》
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可是出了『在TV版中未能播放』的『逆·播放事故』啊
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这次总算平安上映了
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羽川前辈想必是抚着胸脯喘了一口气吧
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我作为制片人也甚是欣慰
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想必是抚着那丰满的胸脯娇喘了一口气吧!!
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为何要用下流的说法复述一遍?
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不管怎么说 那个人还是颇受优待的呀
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一共打算唱个几首啊?
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更何况那个人 在《猫物语(白)》里也是担任主角的吧
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真是忙碌呀
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将《化物语》里少掉的戏份一口气给补回来了
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反观这边 在接下来的故事里被完全剥夺了上场机会的
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就是我和神原小姐了
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怎么说呢 副音轨在这个意义上
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似乎也可看作是为戏份少的角色所准备的救济措施吧
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《猫物语(黑)》和《猫物语(白)》
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似乎也曾有过分别以《黑猫物语》和《白猫物语》命名的方案
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还有这种事啊!
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由此可见《三色猫物语》或《流浪猫物语》也十足有戏!
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这『由』的啥『见』的啥 倒叫人完全搞不懂
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《机器猫物语》
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——说不定也可以有!
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《机器猫物语》?!
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毕竟羽川前辈和机器猫还真是颇有几分相似呐
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虽然大家都把『四次元口袋』说得这么理所当然了
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肚子里有个四次元 这不是非常了不得的事态么!
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要这么说的话 那些秘密道具有大半都很了不得吧
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虽然一说到《机器猫》
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最有名的养眼点可能还是得属小静的入浴画面
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但深入研究『《机器猫》最具情色的一幕在何处』的话
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果然要数『野比君使用恶魔护照去掀小静裙子』一幕才够味
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那个——本篇都已经开始了
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小静的反应极富情色!
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只不过故事最终转到了好结局上这一点 实在有些遗憾
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那个 最后要是不转到好结局上的话 就放映不出来了吧
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说到野比君掀小静裙子的话
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记得还有过因为『我这种人配不上小静』的自卑心理
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为了让小静讨厌自己而故意这么干的事呐
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那也是个相当不错的名场面呢
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也同样遗憾在是个好结局上
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你讨厌好结局么?
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那该不会是受了战场原小姐的影响吧?
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这个姑且放到一边 像我这样
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不动声色地稳步埋下指向B-Part里万众企盼的 阿垃垃圾前辈掀羽川前辈裙子一幕的伏笔之英姿
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正可谓『副音轨的良心』之真实写照!
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这个活 居然有『副音轨的良心』这么个头衔么?
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以前一提『副音轨的良心』 说的就是羽川前辈呐
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如今是光荣晋级本篇了
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不要说得好似『晋级正选』一样!
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听着不就像我们『降为候补』了嘛!
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顺便一提 小静的话题要继续下去的话
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入浴画面的确因为太过司空见惯 反而难以置评
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但也有唯一的例外 那就是野比君欺骗入浴中的小静
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让她误以为『裸体一点也不羞人』的那一次
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那个可是既情色跃动又不给洗白 真是棒极了!
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你这纯粹是想把小静的话题继续下去吧
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也说说『受了感动』或是『得了教训』之类的话 行不
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我啊 翻开漫画时可没有要『受感动』或『长见识』的打算喔
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也罢 怎么说呢 那也的确可以说是相当正确的态度呢
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瞧啊瞧啊 神原小姐
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在我们一本正经地研讨动画的时候
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屏幕里故事可在滚滚向前哟
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诶?哎?莫非阿良良木邸的戏份已经结束了?
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眼下这一幕不是和『别妄下结论』的台词都还没说时差不离么
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唉 倒不如说 虽然感觉跑题已经跑了相当之远
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回来一看 剧情却也意外地没什么进展呐
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喔呀 还真是
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纯粹只是和月火酱在房里说说话而已嘛
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纯粹只是和妹妹在卿卿我我而已嘛
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有歪用的词混进去了
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该说是歪用 还是说歪曲
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有各式词语带着各式意义混进去了
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说起来这个妹妹也可爱过头了吧
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我家也想要来上一台呀
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妹妹的单位是『台』吗?!
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阿垃垃圾童鞋坐拥两台呢!
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真想有个十二台呐!
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的确有哩 那样的游戏
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从时序上看 本是于《伪物语》很久以前发生的事来着
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不过 就算加进了这方面的考量
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阿垃垃圾前辈和月火酱像这样好好交谈的情景也是从没见过的
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相当新鲜有趣呐
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怎么说呢 找妹妹商量恋爱问题的大哥本身就是个相当的稀奇货了
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既然如此 怎么不找我商量呢?
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这个时节你不是还没和阿垃垃圾童鞋认识上么!
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总之 要是说些不怎么顾忌的意见的话 那就是
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这儿的阿垃垃圾前辈 够恶心呐
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你那根本是肆无忌惮吧!
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买黄书的话题还是省省吧
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像我这么高境界的人 光是听到『黄书』这个词就很不爽了
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看动画时 只要有那个词冒出来立马就把电视给关掉
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何必放这种大话啊
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和火怜酱之前曾一起主持过副音轨 所以多少还是有点了解
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和月火酱眼下倒是暂时没有类似的接触点呐
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听着是打算『接下来就着手去创造接触点』的危险发言
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所以还不是很了解究竟是个怎样的孩子
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连大哥都要找她商量的话 想来对于恋爱自有一番见地吧
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——以中二年纪而言
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毕竟也有传闻说她已经有男朋友了哩
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是叫蜡烛泽君吗?
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记得火怜小姐也是有了男朋友来着?
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唔唔…对了
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瑞鸟君
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是该讴歌一下青春吗?
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想我在中二那会儿 对男孩子完全没有一点兴趣就是
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同性之间耍得要快活多了!
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这个到现在不也还没变么?
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呀 真的是好快活呐 中二那会儿
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怎么看都是把中二的精神面原样保留到了高二吧
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安静下来!我的右手!
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明明是左手!
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话说回来 这词现在倒是有种经过夸张之后
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成为那种特指在角色性格特征上近似初中二年级的感觉
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不过像那样的初中二年级 果然也算是少见的例子吧
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的确没错
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感觉从某个点开始 『自我意识过高』和『妄想癖』就被混在一起了
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两者本来是完全不一样的东西
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——虽是这么说 但在『青春期』这一点上也的确是共通的
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话说 月火酱明明就比火怜酱年纪小
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看上去却更有大人的风范 这是为啥呢?
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再怎么在『Fire Sisters』中担任参谋 也不至于吧
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就算你说『也不至于』…
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不过嘛 有阿垃垃圾前辈作哥哥 又有火怜酱作姐姐的话
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也只好在目前这个长幼尊卑上屈就一下了吧
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她可怎么看也不像是会乖乖屈就的人物呀
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倒不如说 长幼尊卑根本就碎了一地吧!
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难道忘了吗?这条女好汉可是一上来
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就打算将阿垃垃圾童鞋用撬棍给灭杀掉的哟!
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摊上个费力不讨好的角色呐 有和我同病相怜的地方
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在『暴走起来就完全不知道会做出些啥』这一点上
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的确是有目共睹的病状相同
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我也是让阿垃垃圾前辈和战场原前辈给耍得团团转
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一直都在被呼来唤去的呀
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根本不听别人说话呐
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而且你是越被呼来唤去 就越在心中暗爽的吧!
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就越会满面春风的吧!
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看来会很投缘
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『看来会很投缘』…
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月火小姐和神原小姐么?
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一定要说的话 在这不论哪位都绝非易与之辈
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满是杀伐之气的世界观里
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你和月火小姐 更像是尤为话不投机的两个人啊
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这段对话听过之后 看来找她商量恋爱问题会颇有风险呐
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总感觉有股『凭心血来潮就要将亲生哥哥裹挟忽悠过去』的味道
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正可谓是『心血来潮』哩
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不过嘛 女生商量恋爱问题的时候 大抵上都是这种感觉吧
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该说是热度为重呢 或说是情绪为重呢
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我因为是小学五年级 所以搞不大懂啦
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毕竟还正值和男生玩得一身泥的年纪呢
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虽然是理所当然的事
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像我这样知道了《化物语》、《伪物语》中情节展开的人
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看到这一段时还真有些心情复杂
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不知观众们是否也有同样的感受呢?
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反过来说的话 还没有看过《化物语》和《伪物语》
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而是从这《猫物语(黑)》开始看起的人的感想
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还真想听上一听!
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感觉上是稀有得不行哩
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毕竟在某种程度上已经看到了结局呐
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啊啊 虽说这里是副音轨 但要是多余的话说得太多
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也会构成对没准还真存在的『《猫物语(黑)》新手党』的剧透啊
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得小心行事
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『《猫物语(黑)》新手党』…
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这一听就是少数派一党吧
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就是因为有着这一党的支持
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我们的『物语系列』才能如此继续下去
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这样的观众一定要珍视才行
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决不可以忘记 我等绝对成不了多数派
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本为
蜗角蚊睫上九
牛一毛的少数派是也!
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蜗角蚊睫上九
牛一毛的少数派…
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『真宵
蜗牛』派吗?!
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说到底 提到剧透云云的话
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光是我还有你的存在本身 就是再好不过的剧透了
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为防剧透起见 今后资料介绍我时不要写『阿垃垃圾前辈的后辈』
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而以『路过打酱油的副音轨的良心』相称吧!
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『副音轨的良心』竟然是『路过打酱油』时给拉过来的吗?
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神原
酱油河吗?!
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好 就是这样 剧情看样子也进展不少了
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各位观众 不知道欣赏得还够满意吗?
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被无视了…
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不对 到刚才为止还从未有过吧 神原小姐
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像那种直接向观众打招呼啥的
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请不要这样 别这么冷不丁就开始尝试新表演风格
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会吓到人的好不好
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来吖~~!越发火辣劲爆起来啦!
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接下来故事究竟会向着何方滚滚前进呐!
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不可有一丝大意——
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怎么又来实况热血评论的风格了?!
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动画版的筋肉人么
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…不 以副音轨而言 那个说不定也没错就是
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——也说不上有多火辣劲爆呐
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还仍旧是阿垃垃圾前辈在房间和妹妹卿卿我我而已呐
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卿卿我我…
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在非常狭义的意义上 现在倒的确是个火辣劲爆的最高峰哩
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作为友人 真是看不下去哟 阿垃垃圾童鞋的这副尊容
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该怎么说呢 阿垃垃圾前辈干起这种活来不带丝毫犹豫啊
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真的好疼的样子
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——阿垃垃圾童鞋的蛋
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真是的 哥哥你把妹妹的胸摸得太多了
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名言啊!!
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至理名言!
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这是对阿垃垃圾前辈的事最具发言权的妹妹才拥有的视点呀
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站在只有妹妹才拥有的视点上 说出来的却是这么一句话
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阿垃垃圾童鞋也算玩完了
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原来如此 这位先生在与我们相遇之前就已经玩完了
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就已经没救了
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难得的机会 就来把这句名言好好套用一下
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用作『一番签』的广告词吧
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『真是的 哥哥』
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『你把妹妹的胸摸成「一番签」了』
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不 根本就没有套用到位吧
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『你把「一番签」抽得太多了』才对吧 这才叫套用
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话说回来 这两人还真是关系融洽的兄妹呐
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阿垃垃圾前辈居然说和这样的妹妹关系不好啊
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开玩笑也该有个限度嘛
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嘛 家族这东西有时就是叫人弄不懂的啦
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是个叫人弄不懂又想不通的东西
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说不定这也正是《猫物语(黑)》『翼Family』的主题吧
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不 在某种意义上 所谓家族
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或许乃是人类永远的主题呢
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既然把关系说得那么差
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干脆就送给我就好了嘛
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那个——刚才我可是说了很深刻很有见地的话哦
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有在听吗~?
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好狡猾啊 一人占两台妹妹~
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不要说得像是『一人占两台手机』似的!
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啊 说起来 神原小姐你不擅长摆弄手机吧?
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据说纯粹是为了和阿垃垃圾前辈通话 才去办了手机服务
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啊 这个也是剧透吧
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月火酱的和服长度说来还真是短呐
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的确短呐 这么说来
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是在诱惑吗?!!!
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想必不是在诱惑才对!
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至少不是在诱惑某位『副音轨的良心』!
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触摸屏不是平面吗?!
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月火酱的胸想来也不是触摸屏吧
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刚才不是还好好抓成一把了
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居然在这种地方来寻根究底
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感觉现在『触摸屏』已经完全普及开来了
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到今天反而是按键那种带回馈的手感更叫人怀念
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与其说是怀念——
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手机和电子小说倒是个好例子
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近来总有种技术方面进步得太快
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人类这边反而跟不上步调的感觉哩
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以前还曾对银行或邮局里ATM的触摸屏惊艳不止呢
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而未来一旦真的降临 也意外地就一般般嘛
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那种是叫什么来着?
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川柳 日本杂俳的一种 由5、7、5三行共十七个假名组成
记得有首好川柳写的就这个
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对对
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『真来看一眼』
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『也没什么了不起』
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『灵峰富士山』
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也只有到了如今 像这样回顾过去篇才别有滋味哩
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话题好像在往奇怪的方向发展呐
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呃?啊 是说画面里的吗?
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阿垃垃圾童鞋和月火小姐的对话吗?
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啊 这一会风向的确变了哩
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该怎么说呢
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貌似月火小姐在有意将阿垃垃圾童鞋的思考向奇怪的方向诱导吧
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啊 虽说是『诱导』
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但并没有『诱惑』的意思喔
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找月火酱商量之举
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果然是无法不视为阿垃垃圾前辈的重大失误啊
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不过 真的是关系特别好的一对兄妹呢
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只是 联想我和阿垃垃圾童鞋初次见面的情形
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记得那个人是在和妹妹吵架之后夺门而出
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夺路而逃至某个公园后才与我巧遇上的吧
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所以『关系不好』的那套说辞也绝非谎言吧
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吵成一团的那些人 其关系在无关者眼中却也可能相当要好呢
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所谓『关系好得都吵架了』的说法
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不过是旁观者的片面之辞罢了
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话题的方向越来越诡异了…
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阿垃垃圾前辈也真是 想要黄书的话 只需跟我说上一声
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要多少上等品都随时可以准备好的呀
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都说了根本还没认识吧!
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而且记得你确实说过『不看有「黄书」这词出现的动画』来着
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啊!副音轨就例外么?
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哇!!火怜酱的声音呀!!
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看来是刚刚回家呐
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真是个
碎零零的好女人呀
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火怜酱呀!火怜酱呀!
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好可爱呐!好可爱呐!
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火怜酱终于回来啦!
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回到了阿良良木家以及我的怀抱中!
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一副看到阿垃垃圾童鞋时的千石小姐般的反应哟 神原小姐
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也吐槽一下啊
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刚才我可是把『
水灵灵的好女人』
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错说成了『
碎零零的好友人』喔!
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连这么明显的关键词都可以放过吗?
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话说回来 还真是好惊人的汗水呐
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一个42.195千米跑下来 火怜酱出足了两个人份量的汗水啊
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不会干瘪掉么?
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说起来 神原小姐不也是 据说每天早上都要跑个二十千米吧
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啊 我想起来了
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阿垃垃圾童鞋和我初次相遇的那一天所吵架的对象
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应是这边的火怜小姐才对
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不过嘛 火怜小姐和月火小姐老是粘在一起
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和火怜小姐吵架了 也就等于和月火小姐也吵架了就是
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怎么说呢 这儿的火怜酱可远不止『男孩子气』这种程度的事了
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岂止是『不让须眉』 根本是『铁血真汉子』吧
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在男性女性之前 先是『野性』的感觉呀
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简直比我还要脱得英姿飒爽呐!
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对于让哥哥看到胸这等小事完全不在意的一家人哩
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这之后的台词也好帅气呀
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好想用到『一番签』的广告词上
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『看到奖品就觉得想要去抽的话』
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『那不就是「一番签」了么』
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神原小姐 把妹妹的『一番签』抽得太多了吧!
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唔 不过说起来 仅仅是与妹妹们进行一下交流就用完了A-Part
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这动画果然依旧那么令人耳目一新呀
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只要有那个意思 连B-Part也完全不在话下吧 这组兄妹
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要真那样的话 就不该是《猫物语(黑)》
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而该起名《妹物语(黑)》才对…
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接下来 B-Part里继续!
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继续哦——
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接下来 B-Part啦!
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《猫物语(黑)》 『翼Family 其之一』
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B-Part!
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紧接前文继续啰!
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是!第一话后半场也仍然是由我们——
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神原骏河与八九寺真宵的『新·战神殿』组合来领衔主演
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不过嘛 就算把我和神原小姐的名字再怎么排列组合
354
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也完全成不了『战神』就是
355
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:24,890
对了 不如把神原的『神』与八九寺的『八』组合起来
356
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,680
用『八神殿』组合的旗号来委曲一下吧
357
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:30,550
虽有种说不出来的伪物感就是
358
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,340
明明不是《伪物语》而是《猫物语》
359
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:36,020
却有种强到不行的伪物感就是
360
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,580
这个姑且放到一边 『新·战神殿』组合——
361
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:41,340
『八神殿』组合!打起精神上喽!
362
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:45,700
唉 我也是时候该开始考虑一下副音轨的存在意义了
363
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:48,200
不要冷不丁说出这么泼冷水的话来!
364
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,400
与其说『是时候』 不如说一开始就抱着『闹哪样』的些许疑问了
365
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,230
难得本篇里那么努力地在装严肃
366
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:58,280
像这样在副音轨里瞎搅合 可真是无法容忍
367
00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,950
『努力地在装严肃』…
368
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,140
注意措词啊措词
369
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,610
『黑猫物语』接下来明明就要进入严肃又沉重的剧情
370
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:08,450
而副音轨里 我却在妙语连珠 这究竟合适与否
371
00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:09,390
实在叫人烦恼呀
372
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,960
『妙语连珠』…
373
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,250
还有脸自己说!
374
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,400
该不会是『佻语连珠』的口误吧?我在此存疑
375
00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:19,090
不过 『轻佻』这东西 大概还得算是阿垃垃圾童鞋的专卖品吧
376
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:23,150
打扰了阿垃垃圾前辈和羽川前辈的沉重谈话 十分抱歉
377
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,880
实际上 能让于本篇看得心头一紧的人们
378
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:29,490
在听了副音轨后大失所望的举动 是决不允许有的
379
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,560
神原小姐也考虑了很多哩
380
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,710
怎么办好?不如这样
381
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:35,440
在副音轨里也来谈谈沉重话题如何?
382
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:39,100
让本篇与副音轨来个『沉重度大对决』如何?
383
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,280
得出个结论却是糟糕到家的啊!
384
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:41,820
呀!完蛋了!
385
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,590
光在扯些有的没的
386
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,680
却把羽川前辈的小裤裤给眼睁睁放过去了!
387
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,200
就那么一瞬 好歹请撑住
388
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,600
没办法倒带回去么——
389
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,370
不行啊——
390
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,210
任谁来想都是不行的吧
391
00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:53,600
Impossible吧
392
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,350
老是这个样子呐 我啊
393
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,770
和战场原前辈两个人一起主持副音轨时也是这样
394
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,580
在杂谈扯得天花乱坠的时候 把关键场面都错过了
395
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:05,870
那是杂谈吗?副音轨的存在意义云云是杂谈吗?
396
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:08,880
一股劲地只说小裤裤的话题就好啦 就像原作那样
397
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,270
请不要说什么原作!
398
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:13,390
请不要说什么原作!
399
00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:14,540
听好了 神原小姐
400
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,500
请不要说什么原作!
401
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:19,580
也罢 不偶尔提一下副音轨的存在意义啥的
402
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:23,090
要是被认定是半带玩心、得意忘形地做下来的话 也很头疼的
403
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:26,210
多少也得装出点有经过思考而后行动的样子才行
404
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,810
这计算真是腹黑
405
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,530
三思而后——
行才
行!
406
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:30,480
在说冷笑话么!
407
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,220
越来越叫人汗了啊 越来越踩线了啊 神原小姐
408
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,130
性裁行!
409
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,850
作为冷笑话也过界了!
410
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,610
刚刚都说的啥 本篇很严肃 副音轨却在爆冷笑话!
411
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,210
这里就该那样 向我学习 咬个舌头就好
412
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,640
失礼 咬到舌头啦~
413
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:47,300
有个事一直都没向大家提过
414
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:51,050
这是阿垃垃圾前辈在被妹妹催促去买黄书的途中
415
00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:55,200
与同班上一板一眼的班长巧遇——这么一个情景喽
416
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,380
一直没向大家提过的事 就这么一直别向大家提起吧 神原小姐
417
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,390
这是多么催人兴奋的情形呐!
418
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:01,500
这不变态么!
419
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,030
要我说的话 更希望是在回来的路上巧遇到呐
420
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,350
一边手拿着装有黄书的半透明塑料袋
421
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,720
一边和一板一眼的班长进行一板一眼对话的背德感!
422
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,720
那个怎么说呢 感觉和『本篇明明在做严肃的事』
423
00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:15,960
『副音轨却在瞎胡闹』的背德感很相似
424
00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,650
只相差一分的篮球比赛
425
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,700
选手、看台、替补席都已进入白热化
426
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:20,450
此时此刻——
427
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,940
场上站着不知为何没穿内衣的我!
428
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,200
——这样的感觉?
429
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,290
还『不知为何』!
430
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:27,590
除了你自己脱掉的以外能有什么解释!
431
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,930
变态都不够了 这不是大变态嘛!
432
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,750
你到底是哪门子的明星啊
433
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,690
没问题吧?眼下还没问题吧 神原小姐?
434
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:37,370
不过常听到『一板一眼的班长』、『一板一眼的班长』这么叫
435
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:41,250
仔细想来 其实当上班长的也不一定就是一板一眼的人吧
436
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,510
相反的例子也是相当多呐
437
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,320
的确相当多
438
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,430
就算当上候选 只要最后决定是由多数票来作出的话
439
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,250
比起一板一眼 似乎人望才有着更为优先的效果
440
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:54,380
而深得人心者往往不会都那么一板一眼
441
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:57,640
倒更应该是那种拥有弹性化思维且独树一帜的人物才对
442
00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:58,650
哈…比如说?
443
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,110
比如说像我这样的!!!
444
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,330
就知道你会这么说!!!
445
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,270
这一段对话以前在动画里看过啊
446
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:05,960
请不要说什么在动画里看过
447
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:10,040
绝赞发售中!动画《化物语》的第五卷左右将这段收录于其中
448
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,620
只有在那儿才听得到的谈话!
449
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:12,690
——是这样来着?
450
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,350
请不要打广告 而且在这会也一样听
451
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,700
绝赞发售中——么?
452
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,290
在动画卖场 好像也有蛮久没见到了——
453
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,200
也是 动画的上下架周转很快的嘛
454
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,210
要这么说的话 真的是在这《猫物语(黑)》中才初次见面
455
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,610
——这样的观众意外地不少也说不定
456
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,380
别说是少数派了 是多数派也说不定
457
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,850
若真如此 这副音轨还真得问一句『这都是谁跟谁啊?』了
458
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:40,560
只有不认得的家伙在聒噪的副音轨还真是标新立异
459
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,580
说不准反而叫人想听下去了
460
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,960
『你丫谁啊?说两句会死啊?』
461
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,260
『快好好来自我介绍啊!』
462
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:48,460
——这样的感觉?
463
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,360
不过 自我介绍也的确是好好作一下比较合适吧
464
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,300
特别是神原小姐
465
00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:58,030
初次见面的人绝对看不懂你这角色喔
466
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,750
不过 不是初次见面的人大概也基本看不懂吧
467
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,470
多少撒点谎——
468
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,040
也露不了馅吧?
469
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,200
撒谎是不行的!
470
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,190
神原骏河
471
00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,190
有孩子了!
472
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,590
为啥还要扯那种谎!明明都说不行了!
473
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,960
负子蟾是也
474
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,750
那是啥啊?
475
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:15,170
『负子蟾』这词不知怎的有种色色的味道~
476
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,550
也太别开生面了吧
477
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,950
何况要是你的话 比起那种田鸡
478
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:22,210
更富有斗鸡那样的好战习性才对
479
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,900
果然你也是十足野性的呀
480
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:29,100
不知为何 这里开始就和我所知道的展开有点不一样啊
481
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,410
不一样哩 有好多地方不一样哩
482
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:35,000
这就非得去买绝赞发售中的动画《化物语》第五卷不可了啊
483
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,280
广告就省省吧
484
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,970
因为给弄丢了 我也非得去买不可呐!
485
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,220
请不要弄丢!
486
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,990
请不要把DVD碟片给弄丢!
487
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,160
那种东西要怎样才能弄丢啊?
488
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,550
碟片那么薄 一不留神就会弄丢啊
489
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,760
VHS录像带时代可不会有这种事
490
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,410
想当年可真好啊~
491
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,310
倒也不是在批判当今啦
492
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,190
真是怀念啊 那个时候
493
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:57,120
VHS录像带时代你也熟不到哪去吧 神原小姐
494
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,050
不过 也因为常常弄丢 偶尔找到时也就格外喜悦
495
00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:01,990
焉知非福?
496
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:05,300
就算作出吟诵名句的模样 给人的感觉也完全不怎么的哟
497
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,580
很受打击的喔 发现DVD-BOX里单单一张不翼而飞的时候
498
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,430
就跟市价暴跌一样 连剩下的DVD都没心思看了
499
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:17,030
明明收藏欲这么强 为什么还这么丢三落四?
500
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:20,480
所以作为对抗遗失的措施 买BD或DVD的时候
501
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,100
都三张左右成套批发
502
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,300
和成套批发文具一样都是自用的哩
503
00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:26,800
不是什么『保存用』『礼品用』之类的呢
504
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,450
还真是相当有节操的爱好家哎
505
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,000
总之 用比较照顾面子的说法
506
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:35,050
这时的阿垃垃圾前辈是故意要惹过于严肃的羽川前辈哭笑不得
507
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:37,720
道化 日文指滑稽 逗笑 小丑 逗笑的人
所以不惜扮作道化角色——就这么一回事吧
508
00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:38,840
与其说是扮作道化角色
509
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,790
不如说阿垃垃圾童鞋本身就是无可置疑的道化吧
510
00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:43,820
话说回来 这道化说不定也没那么坏
511
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:46,660
所谓道化 写作『道』与『化』
512
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,620
是通过将这副背影映在我等拜其后尘之人的眼中
513
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,500
来为人指明前进的道路
514
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:53,410
还『道路』…
515
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:58,220
『拜其后尘』——这又是个何等合我口味的自虐式的词呀
516
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,920
的确 居然要膜拜别人身后的灰尘
517
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,750
日本有将聪明人的指甲垢煎药喝就能变聪明的说法
简直和『煎指甲垢喝』的自虐程度有得一拼哩
518
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:09,220
这里的『头疼』是会成为之后的伏笔——还是没有来着?
519
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,720
阿垃垃圾童鞋虽然常常管我叫
520
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:14,080
『不知能在电视上留个多久的家伙』
521
00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:16,390
真正不知能在电视上留个多久的
522
00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:18,360
不如说是阿垃垃圾童鞋自己才对哩
523
00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:21,700
从阿垃垃圾前辈把羽川前辈带进小树林这一举动来看
524
00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:23,680
差不多B-Part也该结束了吧
525
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,500
不要搞这么诡异的分段!
526
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:26,800
啊 对了对了 忘记说了
527
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:31,200
在这次的包装上 对于谈话的分段处理比起以往更为细致
528
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,500
更具有『usability』——说是有这么回事
529
00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:36,880
啊 据说是根据章节结构分出了段落号码来着?
530
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,390
副音轨是不是也那样分分段落比较好呐?
531
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,350
根据话题不同 副音轨也分出副音轨的章节出来
532
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,650
听众也听得比较轻松么?
533
00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:46,950
别管这个啦 神原小姐
534
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:50,010
麻烦得要死 章节数目会超巨大的
535
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:52,160
会反而变得『not usability』的…
536
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,200
接着是ED了!
537
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,770
是ED哩
538
00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:59,920
好怀念啊 列名ED的登场人物这超少的数量
539
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,130
才四人哟
540
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:05,840
动画《伪物语》里 因为各种原因 一话里登场的人数也增加了
541
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,500
怎么说呢 有种回到新手村的感觉
542
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,650
以前就是四人也算多的呐
543
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,040
那么 接着就有请神原小姐
544
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:15,350
讲讲经历过《猫物语(黑)》第一话后的感受吧——
545
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,380
——虽是这么说 根本没登场的话
546
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:18,380
也不可能有感受吧
547
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:19,710
那就来句总评吧
548
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:22,160
总而言之 月火酱实在是可爱呀!
549
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:24,360
喂喂 说说羽川前辈的事啊
550
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,020
能不能量产啊 月火酱
551
00:23:26,350 --> 00:23:28,390
我认为完全可以推广开来!
552
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:31,130
不要退缩 要勇敢地站上世界大舞台
553
00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:33,910
要为更多的人类送去欢乐愉悦才行!
554
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,900
呃 『妹妹』又不是可以大肆推广的生意
555
00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:38,700
说到底连生意都不是
556
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,480
…不对 现在连『妹妹』也是生意啊
557
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:45,100
视之为一大产业的话 这话倒也不能说不对
558
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,660
商业精神卓著的人可是一抓一大把哩
559
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,470
月火酱记得和千石酱关系不错吧
560
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,010
这样的话 成套销售也可以有!
561
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,300
就一起主持的副音轨来看
562
00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:58,180
那两个人之间是不是真的关系好 还很微妙哩
563
00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:00,100
╳╳
『抱作一团』出售更可以有!!!
564
00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:02,700
╳╳
请不要对『抱作一团』这个词心动不已!
565
00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:03,590
这才是真正的——
566
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,250
妹
Blend
╳
『混合 卖』呐
567
00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:08,250
Blend
请不要把『混合卖』的『卖』 偷换成『妹』
568
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,360
Blend
比起混合
569
00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:10,780
Brand
更该是商标啊!
570
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:15,000
说到底 千石小姐不过是擅自管阿垃垃圾童鞋叫『哥哥』而已
571
00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:16,930
根本就不是什么妹妹吧
572
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,750
不论性格上还是什么上 那个人不都是完全的独生女么
573
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:21,900
ED终了
574
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:22,850
接着是——
575
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,110
接着是意料之外的C-Part!
576
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,200
的确是意料之外
577
00:24:27,290 --> 00:24:31,100
大家大概都以为这一话是以『阿垃垃圾前辈是变态』结尾的吧
578
00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:34,300
阿垃垃圾前辈绝不仅是一介随处可见的平凡变态!
579
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:35,790
这措辞很有趣哩
580
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,420
『绝不仅是一介随处可见的平凡变态』
581
00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:43,130
听着就像呼吁『在C-Part里采取更上一层楼的变态行动』似的
582
00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:46,750
虽然说这个有点晚了 这是在讲黄金周时的事吧
583
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:47,970
还真是够晚的
584
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:52,250
在这个黄金周里 我在做些啥来着?
585
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,130
大概在普通地进行社团活动吧——
586
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,800
普通地全裸合宿吧——
587
00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:58,110
这是哪门子的『普通』啊!
588
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,530
狗屁『不通』啦!那种合宿!
589
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,300
其实阿垃垃圾前辈那是为羽川前辈治疗伤势啦
590
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,910
以将羽川前辈的伤口深探浅舐下流上湿地舔了个遍的方式!
591
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,780
『下流上湿』这词根本就 不 存 在!
592
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,570
实际上也没有什么舔了个遍
593
00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:14,470
不过涂了些鲜血上去而已!
594
00:25:15,050 --> 00:25:16,640
——只是这也相当的那个就是了
595
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,900
说起来 火怜酱在家里也倒立啊
596
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,460
倒立着下楼梯可不是简简单单就能办到的事
597
00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:26,500
嘛 火怜小姐毕竟是火怜小姐啦
598
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,260
一次也好 真想能比试一番呐——
599
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:29,380
倒立赛跑
600
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,120
没想到世上还有这种竞技?!
601
00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,720
不过 现在的我要用倒立赛跑来决一胜负的话
602
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,880
虽不想这么说 但的确是有点不公平的感觉啦
603
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:37,320
该说是『unfair』么
604
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,300
就这样 ED也结束了
605
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:40,340
接下来是预告
606
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:42,340
预告!
607
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,250
正确来说 并非『预告』
608
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,530
而是『预告』的幻听
609
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,450
在说熊虫的话题啊
610
00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:49,940
是种不知啥时候起知名度大涨的虫子啊
611
00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:52,930
啊 不过熊虫其实并不是虫子
612
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:54,990
再补充一句 也不是熊
613
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,260
那到底是什么呢?这熊虫
614
00:25:57,260 --> 00:26:01,340
既然挤碎压碎就会死 果然还是和普及的印象相抵触啊
615
00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:04,820
但是像这种程度的误会 为什么一直没解开呢?
616
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:07,250
嘛 大概是聊起来很有意思吧
617
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,250
要恢复名誉真是件难事呐
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