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Come on, boys!
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That was pathetic!
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I wanna see sweat!
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Hey, you play it?
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Timothy needs a ball!
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He needs my balls!
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You wish.
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- Ready, boys?
- Ready, sir!
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Ready, fancy feet?
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Excellent, men!
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Showers!
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Hey, you're gonna be late
for that Shakes-queer crap.
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Who cares!
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That crap's like 400 years old.
It doesn't make sense.
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It does to anyone with a brain.
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A brain, but no dick!
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All I know is rugby!
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Rugby rocks! Give it up!
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Good try.
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We're so proud of you, Timmy!
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My name's Timothy.
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My name's Timothy, too!
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- Need some ice?
- I can handle it.
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Nice eye shadow.
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Gentlemen!
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You will not disrespect
a soul in here.
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Today, I challenge you
to write in verse.
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Remembering
William Shakespeare,
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scribe away your thoughts
and feelings boldly on a page.
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"What angel wakes me
from my flowery bed?"
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"What angel wakes me
from my flowery bed?"
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"I pray thee gentle mortal,
sing again"
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"I pray thee
gentle mortal, sing again"
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"Love looks not with
the eyes, but with the mind;"
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"Love looks not with the
eyes, but with the mind,;"
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"And therefore is winged
cupid painted blind"
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"And therefore is
winged cupid painted blind"
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Timothy...
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Oh, Timothy.
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A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM...
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the spring senior play.
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Auditions are Friday.
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I'm not an actor.
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All the world's a stage.
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Awaken and empower
what's within.
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I'd rather not.
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Here he comes!
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Your boyfriend is..mmm!
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You like watching us
out there?
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I love watching you play.
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I bet you do.
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Haaa!
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Someone's jumpy today.
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What the hell
happened to you?
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Ouch!
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- Was it a golf ball?
- Nope.
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Right, no blood.
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POOR PATHETIC GAY FOOL,
IN AN ALL-DUDE SCHOOL.
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WHERE ARE THE
POLICE OF STEREO TYPE?.
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SAVE OUR BO Y FROM ALL
THIS OVERLY BELEAGUERED.
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AND OB VIOUS HYPE.
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- Was it a basketball?
- Not in season.
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OH I'M IN A TIZZ Y
'BOUT MY FRIEND TIMMY.
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IT'S SUCH A PITY,
MY FRIEND TIMMY.
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POOR, POOR, POOR,
POOR, POOR, POOR...
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Baseball?
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THE BALLS THEY JUST
DON'T STOP COMIN'
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TOO BAD THEYAIN'T
THE BALLS HE'S WANTIN'
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THE IRON Y
IS JUSTAS SAD.
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AS THE POOR HORN DOG
BEFORE MY EYES...
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It was a dodge ball.
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That's boring.
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Where's the PE-free school?
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State law...
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Fags play one hour of sports
a day and they get beat up.
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Need a bodyguard?
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What you need to do is stand
up and fight for yourself.
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Since when did you start
giving advice like that?
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Since I started my own
personal revolution.
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You gonna be
in MsT's play?
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I don't have a choice.
Come on.
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- I heard she's a dyke.
- MsTebbit?
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Drinks soy milk.
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I drink soy milk!
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Plays guitar...
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makes her own
clothes,
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emancipated herself
from her parents
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when she was 16.
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I'm not a lesbian.
That's your fantasy!
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I'm hetero-flexible.
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You know, why don't you
two just get it on already!
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I've tried.
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Have you?
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Hetero-flexible?
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I'm straight, but shit happens.
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Let's go, lovebirds!
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OH I'M IN A TIZZ Y
'BOUT MY FRIEND TIMMY.
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IT'S SUCH A PITY,
MY FRIEND TIMMY.
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Timmy?
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Timothy, sugar!
I need your muscles a minute.
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Thanks for the help, boys.
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That's fine, honey.
I'll get it later.
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You're home early.
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No, I'm not.
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What happened?
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It was an accident.
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So was that.
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Why do I work my ass off
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to put you in that
goddamn school?
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You finally got a job?
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You're father was right.
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I don't have a father!
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I should just lock you
up in your room.
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Do you know
what I'm sacrificing?
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Tell him I did get a job.
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It was just a dodge ball.
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Honey!
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So what do you
think of these?
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They're perfect, actually.
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Harder!
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- I look sexy.
- You look really good.
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Smile, bitch.
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Just 'cause I'm wearier
this dress doesn't mean...
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Hey, girl!
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Hot fire! Hot fire!
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So what dead drag queen was it
that you stole these boots from?
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It was my mom, actually.
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Oh, your mom? She died?
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What?
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Night, sugar.
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Don't screw this up.
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Yes?
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Hi, I'm Donna.
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Not interested.
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What is it?
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I'm here for the training.
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Oh..Donna.
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Do come in.
It's quite atrocious out there.
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I thought you were due
to come on Thursday.
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Oh, well, c'est la vie.
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How are you this afternoon?
Your spirits?
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- I'm good.
- Good - No.
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First lesson:
You're never good;
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At Nora Fay, you're grand!
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Don't worry, darling.
It's only water.
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00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:07,676
Lu, lu, lu, lu, lu...
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I'm better without the piano.
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00:13:12,457 --> 00:13:14,482
I'll take your word.
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This shit is thick.
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00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:49,584
Well, don't rub so hard, dear.
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Here...
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Like that, you see...
Gently.
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00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,263
There.
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00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,177
Now let's move on to lips.
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00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:09,044
Is that your normal shade?
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00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,979
Let's see...
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00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:18,615
With your coloring,
I would say maybe...
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Lilac Delight.
Yes!
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Strong women wear lipstick.
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Too strong.
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"I see their knavery.
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This is to make
an ass of me.
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To fright.."
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Is this a girl's part?
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You are dismissed.
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Just so you know,
I'm growing out a goatee.
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Oh?
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Delightful!
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Time's up!
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We have ten minutes more.
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What a team.
Your time is up!
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Your little warriors
may enter in ten minutes.
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Until then, the stage is ours.
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That stage made
for better storage.
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Where were we?
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I was about to make
a fool of myself.
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My dear, do not limit yourself.
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Nora Fay can take you
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to the edge of your imagination
and beyond.
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Is this you?
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Was.
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- You a singer?
- Was.
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Was this your husband?
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Is.
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Really?
In front of Morgan Hill?
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Enough questions...
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My kid just started there.
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Did yours go there?
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Oh, God, no!
I bore no children.
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I thank the Lord above
for the grace he gave me
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just to spawn Nora Fay.
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Come, dear.
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"And the youth, mistook by me,
Pleading for a lover's fee"
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I don't even know
what I'm saying.
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That will come.
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"Shall we their
fond pageant see?
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Lord, what fools
these mortals be!"
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Agreed, indeed!
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Let's sing.
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Sing?
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Now you.
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- I don't know it.
- Follow me.
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Lu, lu, lu...
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With the lyrics...
A deep breath.
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WE FAIRIES, THAT DO RUN.
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FROM THE PRESENCE
OF THE SUN.
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WE FOLLOW...
DARKNESS.
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LIKE A DREAM...
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LIKE A DREAM.
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Who's that?
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WE FAIRIES,
THAT DO RUN.
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FROM THE PRESENCE
OF THE SUN.
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WE FOLLOW...
DARKNESS.
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LIKE A DREAM...
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LIKE A DREAM.
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ALL BE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO BE.
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SEE AS THOU WAST
WONT TO SEE.
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BE AS THOU WAST
WONT TO BE.
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00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:42,904
SEE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO SEE...
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00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,824
Looks like I'm one
of the lovers.
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00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,767
I'm not shaving.
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00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,365
At least you're not
the jackass.
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At least the jackass
doesn't have to wear a dress!
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What is This by?
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Is that a chick?
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Congratulations, gentlemen.
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Awaken and empower
what's within!
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Nice pipes.
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I heard your audition.
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I saw the list.
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Good afternoon.
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It's going to be superb.
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So many fascinating...
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I thought I told you my boys
don't got time for those parts.
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Must I remind you that
Morgan Hill philosophy
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clearly states that academics
transcends athletics?
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Larry'll side with me
on this one.
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I'll note you in my
book of memory.
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Puck!
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He's Puck in the play.
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- What play?
- The senior play.
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He's the main fairy.
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- A fairy?
- It's a great part.
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A fairy?!
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A kick-ass fairy.
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You have lines to memorize.
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We need a plan of attack.
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This is great.
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Sick, aren't they?
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Sick.
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"I jest to Oberon
and make him smile
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When I a fat and
bean-fed horse beguile,
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Neighing in likeness
of a filly foal:
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And sometime lurk I
in a gossip's bowl,
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00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,221
In very likeness
of a roasted crab,
256
00:22:10,261 --> 00:22:12,593
And when she drinks,
against her lips I bob"
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00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:22,930
This is for Helena.
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Where's the rest of it?
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One of my personal favorites!
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00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,813
Patience, Dr Bellinger.
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00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,250
I've not forgotten
about your frock.
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These are for the
Pyramus and Thisby finale,
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which I have reinvented
as an incredibly hip song.
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That's hot, MsT.
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00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:46,094
Shakespeare was meant
for the masses.
266
00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:59,233
"How now, spirit!
Whither wander you?"
267
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,745
"Either I mistake your shape
and making quite,
268
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,510
Or else you are that shrewd
and knavish sprite
269
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,709
Call'd Robin Goodfellow:
270
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,981
Are you not he that frights
the maidens of the villagery?"
271
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,715
"Thou speak'st aright;
272
00:23:10,755 --> 00:23:12,689
I am that merry wanderer
of the night"
273
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:35,537
Now remember, my dear -
there are no limitations.
274
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:42,944
You're early.
275
00:23:42,987 --> 00:23:45,979
Oh..we could...
276
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,983
Couldrt wait one moment more
to show off my newest prot�g�.
277
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,259
Nora Fay!
I'm honored.
278
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:54,822
Did you bring the new lotions?
279
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:57,767
Darling, we brought everything!
280
00:23:58,670 --> 00:23:59,898
Go ahead!
281
00:24:04,809 --> 00:24:07,073
She doesn't get it.
282
00:24:07,111 --> 00:24:10,239
This year's varsity rugby team
is one of the best
283
00:24:10,281 --> 00:24:12,249
in the history
of our institution.
284
00:24:12,283 --> 00:24:18,051
So, this has nothing to
do with time requirements?
285
00:24:18,556 --> 00:24:20,956
We are concerned
about the tradition -
286
00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:23,756
members of the rugby team
portraying females?
287
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:25,929
Truth be told!
288
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,024
It's bad for morale.
You're embarrassing them!
289
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,796
Only because you've
trained them
290
00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:33,861
to cast judgment
upon each other.
291
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:38,672
The Academy is concerned that we
are sending the wrong message.
292
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:41,304
The Academy has been
staging Shakespeare
293
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:43,814
in this fashion
for 56 years.
294
00:24:43,848 --> 00:24:45,475
We live in a different time.
295
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:47,883
Your ignorance of the history
of this Academy
296
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:50,649
and the history of the
theater is offensive.
297
00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:55,925
Women were prohibited by law
to act on the Elizabethan stage!
298
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,723
Men filled the void.
299
00:24:57,762 --> 00:25:01,425
If this confabulation is about
your insecurities with sexuality
300
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,900
or the sexuality of
your warriors...
301
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:07,302
I don't have issues
with my sexuality!
302
00:25:07,338 --> 00:25:09,829
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
is the senior play.
303
00:25:09,874 --> 00:25:11,842
The cast is chosen.
304
00:25:11,876 --> 00:25:14,037
Thank you, gentlemen.
305
00:25:24,622 --> 00:25:26,852
- Jock boy?
- I think he wants you.
306
00:25:26,891 --> 00:25:28,825
I think he wants
to kick my ass.
307
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:32,421
I think my star quality
is rubbing off.
308
00:25:32,463 --> 00:25:34,954
Why don't you rub up
on Max a little bit?
309
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,628
Maxie...
It's never gonna happen.
310
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,137
Well, stop waiting for him.
311
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:45,973
MAYBE THAT'S WHY
MAX DON'T EVEN TRY.
312
00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:49,309
TO RUB AND KISS
AND SUCK MY THIGH.
313
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,815
OR GIVE ME
THE TIME OF DAY.
314
00:25:51,849 --> 00:25:55,444
.'C AUSE HE'S GAY,
HE'S GAY, HE'S GAY!.
315
00:25:55,486 --> 00:25:57,010
He's not gay!
316
00:25:57,288 --> 00:25:58,414
Mom!
317
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,150
Mom?!
318
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,527
Hey, MsTebbit needs
a band for the play.
319
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:05,961
Really?
320
00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,191
Hey!
321
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,408
Where we going?
322
00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:22,470
It's wet out here.
You'll catch cold.
323
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,747
You look beautiful.
324
00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:31,777
Right.
325
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,761
Training was good?
326
00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:40,355
Apparently, I've got a lot
of learning to do.
327
00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:41,387
She said that?
328
00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:43,059
I know I could sell the shit
329
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,092
if she'd just let me
out the door with it.
330
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,071
I miss your daddy.
331
00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:57,846
- Dad's an asshole.
- We were better off.
332
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:01,880
What?
333
00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:03,887
- You didn't even try.
- He kicked me out.
334
00:27:03,921 --> 00:27:05,479
You left!
335
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,549
You can have him.
I'm fine.
336
00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:09,992
So, you'd rather live
with Frankie again?
337
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:11,120
She a better mother?
338
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,187
You're my mother!
Like it or not.
339
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:22,802
Why are you gay?
340
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,671
What did I do?
341
00:27:26,844 --> 00:27:29,244
You didn't make me queer.
342
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,440
Don't use that word, Timothy!
343
00:27:30,481 --> 00:27:32,312
Nobody did.
I'm just queer.
344
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,114
- So deal with it.
- Go to hell!
345
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:38,316
I do deal with it, Timothy.
Every day I deal with it.
346
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:41,519
You're not the only one
who has it rough around here.
347
00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:43,550
Every single day I come out
of the closet just like you.
348
00:27:43,594 --> 00:27:46,028
This is not just your problem.
349
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:49,056
It's both of ours
and I'm trying!
350
00:28:35,379 --> 00:28:37,677
I'm open.
Over here!
351
00:28:42,587 --> 00:28:44,248
Good form.
352
00:28:45,089 --> 00:28:48,422
"What angel wakes me
from my flowery bed"
353
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:39,900
Good form?
354
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,468
He said that?
355
00:29:41,512 --> 00:29:43,377
Isn't he like super jock?
356
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:45,177
Come on, keep going.
357
00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:52,583
Demetrius says,
"Yea, art thou there?"
358
00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:59,523
"Follow my voice:
Will try no manood here"
359
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:01,122
You'll need that manood
for your jock boy!
360
00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:02,393
That's not what it means.
361
00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:04,265
Manood!
362
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:06,566
"Courage! They're about
to fight for love"
363
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,933
"My gentle Puck, come hither.
364
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,308
Thou rememberest
that very time I saw,
365
00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:16,870
but thou couldst not,
Cupid all arm'd:
366
00:30:16,914 --> 00:30:20,975
A certain aim he took at
a fair vestal throned by.."
367
00:30:21,018 --> 00:30:24,681
"Vestal throned by the west.
368
00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:29,825
And loosed his love-shaft
smartly from his bow,
369
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,329
As it should pierce
a hundred thousand hearts;"
370
00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:33,694
Go on.
371
00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:36,799
"Yet marked I where
the bolt of Cupid fell:
372
00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:39,428
It fell upon a little
western flower,"
373
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:46,037
"Before milk-white,
now purple with love's wound"
374
00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:47,942
Luscious Continue.
375
00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:51,142
"Fetch me that flower;
the herb I showed thee once:
376
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,150
The juice of it on
sleeping eye-lids laid
377
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:56,153
Will make or man
or woman madly dote
378
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,951
Upon the next
live creature that it sees"
379
00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:03,154
"I'll put a girdle round about
the earth In forty minutes"
380
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:08,297
"Having once this juice -
381
00:31:08,332 --> 00:31:11,096
"I'll watch Titania
when she is asleep
382
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:14,866
And drop the liquor
of it in her eyes"
383
00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:19,206
"The next thing then
she waking looks upon...
384
00:31:19,243 --> 00:31:23,145
She shall pursue it
with the soul of love"
385
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:28,681
We'd love to have you
stay for bible study.
386
00:31:28,719 --> 00:31:30,380
- I have wings to make.
- It's a potluck!
387
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,651
No, for my son.
He's a fairy.
388
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:34,817
- A fairy?
- In a play.
389
00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,918
Well, in real life, too.
390
00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:39,929
He's gay.
391
00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:42,364
My son is gay...
392
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,402
Or queer.
393
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,772
But the wings
are for the play.
394
00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:54,468
A man shall not
lie with man...
395
00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:56,673
Do you want the damn
eye cream or not?
396
00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,717
Now, with the soul of love
397
00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:11,057
I ask of you the memorization
of act three tonight.
398
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:20,128
Timothy.
399
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:22,105
How is your text coming?
400
00:32:22,139 --> 00:32:24,607
I'm trying, but I don't
understand half of it.
401
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:27,611
Unite rhythm with words
402
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:31,012
and they will unlock
to empower you -
403
00:32:31,048 --> 00:32:34,347
like A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S
DREAM come true.
404
00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:38,822
"Take pains;
be perfect: Adieu"
405
00:32:50,267 --> 00:32:52,827
Down..up..9!
406
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:55,771
Down...
up..10!
407
00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:23,529
Who did it?
408
00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:25,432
Look who just
flew in from Fairyland?
409
00:33:25,469 --> 00:33:26,458
Did you?
410
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,369
Hey, bud, calm down.
411
00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:30,033
- Who did it?
- Let's walk.
412
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,437
Faggot!
413
00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:35,940
Fight! Fight!
414
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,080
Look, guys!
I caught a fairy!
415
00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:40,375
Leave the pansy alone.
416
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,850
Get out of here!
417
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:44,885
He's not won'th it.
418
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,318
"I'll put a girdle round about
the earth In forty minutes"
419
00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:24,593
A girdle?
420
00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:35,368
"I'll put a girdle round about
the earth..In forty minutes"
421
00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:46,109
"I'll put a girdle round about
the earth...
422
00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:56,859
"I'll put a girdle
round about the earth...
423
00:35:15,045 --> 00:35:17,377
Cupid's love juice...
424
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:14,229
I SEE THEIR KNAVERY.
425
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:17,996
THIS IS TO MAKE
AN ASS OF ME.
426
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:22,529
TO FRIGHT ME
IF THEY COULD...
427
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:28,901
BUT I WILL NO T STIR
FROM THIS PLACE.
428
00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:31,471
DO WHAT THEY C AN.
429
00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:37,181
I WILL WORK
UPAND DOWN HERE...
430
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:50,292
AND I WILL SING
THAT THEY SHALL HEAR.
431
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:53,861
THAT I AM NO T.
432
00:37:53,904 --> 00:38:05,611
I AM NO TAFRAID...
433
00:38:05,649 --> 00:38:08,675
I KNOW NO T B Y WHAT
POWER I AM MADE BOLD.
434
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,416
BUT STILL YOU FLOUT
MY INSUFFICIENC Y?.
435
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:18,827
THE MORE MY PRAYER
THE LESSER IS MY GRACE.
436
00:38:18,862 --> 00:38:21,160
MY EAR SHOULD
C ATCH YOUR VOICE.
437
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:23,063
MY EYE YOUR EYE.
438
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,658
MY TONGUE SHOULD C ATCH.
439
00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:26,897
YOUR TONGUE'S
SWEET MELOD Y.
440
00:38:26,937 --> 00:38:29,428
MY TONGUE YOUR TONGUE.
441
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:32,340
WERE THE WORLD MINE.
442
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:35,140
AND I WILL SING.
443
00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:39,639
THAT THEY SHALL HEAR.
444
00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:42,675
THAT I AM NO T.
445
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:51,560
I AM NO TAFRAID...
446
00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:52,926
FAIRIES AWAY.
447
00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:54,692
FETCH ME THAT FLOWER.
448
00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,700
UPAND DOWN
UPAND DOWN.
449
00:38:56,734 --> 00:39:01,569
I WILL LEAD THEM
UPAND DOWN.
450
00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:05,166
FAIRIES AWAY
SWIFTAS A SHADOW.
451
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:06,972
UPAND DOWN
UPAND DOWN.
452
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:12,209
I WILL LEAD THEM
UPAND DOWN.
453
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:16,242
OH, WHY REBUKE YOU HIM.
454
00:39:16,286 --> 00:39:19,312
THAT LOVES YOU SO?.
455
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:25,818
LAY BREATH SO BITTER
ON YOUR BITTER FOE.
456
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:31,768
ON YOUR BITTER FOE.
457
00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:36,068
WHATANGEL WAKES ME
FROM MY FLOW'R Y BED?.
458
00:39:36,106 --> 00:39:38,336
I PRAY THEE
GENTLE MORTAL.
459
00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:39,706
SING AGAIN.
460
00:39:39,743 --> 00:39:48,082
I PRAY THEE GENTLE MORTAL
SING AGAIN.
461
00:39:48,118 --> 00:39:52,248
MINE EAR IS MUCH ENAMOURED
OF THY NO TE.
462
00:39:52,289 --> 00:39:56,123
SO IS MINE EYE
ENTHRALLED TO THY SHAPE.
463
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,596
I'L L FOLLOW THEE.
464
00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:10,871
I'L L FOLLOW THEE...
AND MAKE A HEAVEN OF HELL...
465
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,139
I'L L FOLLOW THEE.
466
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:24,486
I'L L FOLLOW THEE...
AND MAKE A HEAVEN OF HELL.
467
00:40:24,521 --> 00:40:33,429
AND MAKE A HEAVEN OF HELL.
468
00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:35,091
ALL FAIRIES AWAY!.
469
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,190
FETCH ME THAT FLOWER!.
470
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:37,791
UPAND DOWN
UPAND DOWN.
471
00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:41,669
I WILL LEAD THEM
UPAND DOWN...
472
00:40:41,705 --> 00:40:43,536
ALL FAIRIES AWAY.
473
00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:45,371
SWIFTAS A SHADOW.
474
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:46,774
UPAND DOWN
UPAND DOWN.
475
00:40:46,810 --> 00:40:50,473
I WILL LEAD THEM
UPAND DOWN...
476
00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:04,851
ALL FAIRIES AWAY.
477
00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:06,328
FETCH ME THAT FLOWER.
478
00:41:06,363 --> 00:41:07,990
UPAND DOWN
UPAND DOWN.
479
00:41:08,031 --> 00:41:12,331
I WILL LEAD THEM
UPAND...
480
00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:13,700
ALL FAIRIES AWAY.
481
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,170
SWIFTAS A SHADOW.
482
00:41:15,205 --> 00:41:16,900
UPAND DOWN
UPAND DOWN.
483
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:20,933
I WILL LEAD THEM
UPAND DOWN...
484
00:41:25,215 --> 00:41:28,776
MY EAR SHOULD
C ATCH YOUR VOICE.
485
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:32,152
MY EYE SHOULD C ATCH
YOUR EYE.
486
00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:35,249
MY TONGUE YOUR TONGUE.
487
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:41,891
WERE THE WORLD MINE.
488
00:41:53,810 --> 00:41:55,539
Hey, I'm here.
489
00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:57,877
Hold on.
Wait out there.
490
00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,587
Hey, fairy boy,
you start without me?
491
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,888
What the...
492
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:17,023
Are you OK?
493
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,730
"How now, mad spirit?"
494
00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:26,502
Timmy?
495
00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:28,443
Oh, God, my mom!
496
00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:33,408
It's so hot in here!
497
00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,111
No! No!
498
00:42:35,485 --> 00:42:36,884
Timmy!
499
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,319
Just stay in here.
500
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,786
Anything for you.
501
00:42:42,926 --> 00:42:44,325
Shit!
502
00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,122
Mom, I..we're working.
503
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,962
Am I too old to date?
504
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,297
We're really busy...
505
00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,667
You gotta see.
I almost finished your wings.
506
00:42:53,704 --> 00:42:54,568
No!
507
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:57,301
Mom, look, Max is gonna
help me with my..stuff.
508
00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:58,831
Fine.
509
00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:01,071
Later?
510
00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,173
You should be proud!
511
00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:08,616
Your mom sold
a lot of shit today!
512
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:11,413
I missed you.
513
00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:13,685
I'm not sure, but I think
I did something to you.
514
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,090
No! Just stay there.
515
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,889
And put your shirt back on.
516
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:22,855
Where is that damn page?
517
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:29,205
"I'll put a girdle round about
the earth In forty minutes"
518
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,174
"I'll put a girdle...
519
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:33,335
Shit!
520
00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:35,402
"..In forty minutes"
521
00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:52,260
Don't they get how lucky they
are to have you at their school?
522
00:43:52,295 --> 00:43:54,456
No, MaxThey don't.
523
00:44:05,942 --> 00:44:08,103
That jock boy
is really missing out.
524
00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,112
Not for long.
525
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:20,813
Do you think
these are too..small?
526
00:44:20,857 --> 00:44:22,882
Mom!
527
00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:27,289
You need to go home, OK?
528
00:44:27,330 --> 00:44:30,788
You need to go home
and think about Frankie.
529
00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:37,867
Don't tell a soul about this.
530
00:44:37,908 --> 00:44:39,637
About us?
531
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,541
My lips are sealed to quench
your sweet desire.
532
00:44:44,581 --> 00:44:46,310
Max, goodbye.
533
00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:48,715
"Parting is such sweet sorrow!"
534
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:54,914
What now?
535
00:46:00,457 --> 00:46:03,017
If you could make
someone love you, would you?
536
00:46:03,059 --> 00:46:04,856
Shit Obviously.
537
00:46:06,296 --> 00:46:08,264
I was asleep.
538
00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:11,467
Max helped me
with lines tonight.
539
00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:12,934
Yeah?
540
00:46:12,969 --> 00:46:14,869
He really likes you.
541
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:17,703
Is that in danger of
changing by tomorrow morning?
542
00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:19,709
He wanted you to know.
543
00:46:19,743 --> 00:46:21,506
OK.
544
00:46:23,246 --> 00:46:25,737
There was an accident.
545
00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,511
What?
546
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:33,180
I'll fix it.
547
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,770
I couldn't sleep either.
548
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,051
Isn't that your
wedding dress?
549
00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:07,579
Was.
550
00:47:21,037 --> 00:47:23,437
Don't run off and
scare me like that again.
551
00:47:58,008 --> 00:48:00,875
"But, gentle friend,
for love and courtesy
552
00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:04,870
Lie further off;
in human modesty"
553
00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:16,757
"Here is my bed:
Sleep, give thee all his rest!"
554
00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:21,287
"With half that wish
the wisher's eyes be press'd!"
555
00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,894
Sleep!
556
00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:35,806
"Through the forest
have I gone.
557
00:48:35,845 --> 00:48:37,642
But Athenian found I none,
558
00:48:37,681 --> 00:48:39,512
On whose eyes
I might approve
559
00:48:39,549 --> 00:48:42,245
This flower's force
in stirring love.
560
00:48:46,856 --> 00:48:50,223
Night and silence.
561
00:48:54,130 --> 00:48:55,893
Who is here?
562
00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:59,034
Weeds of Athens he doth wear.
563
00:49:00,403 --> 00:49:02,701
And the maiden,
sleeping sound,
564
00:49:02,739 --> 00:49:05,537
On the dank
and dirty ground"
565
00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:06,769
Fag.
566
00:49:10,513 --> 00:49:13,175
Ahh, the fairy brought
his own props.
567
00:49:28,064 --> 00:49:30,658
"Churl, upon thy eyes I throw
568
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:34,568
All the power
this charm doth owe"
569
00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:45,907
Timothy?
570
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:52,851
Awww! Nasty!
571
00:49:56,826 --> 00:49:58,418
I can't see!
572
00:50:31,327 --> 00:50:33,557
What in hell?
573
00:50:41,004 --> 00:51:00,289
Careful there, Coach.
574
00:51:00,323 --> 00:51:01,551
Timothy!
575
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:04,352
What did you do
to my boyfriend?
576
00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:05,452
I missed your bright eyes.
577
00:51:05,495 --> 00:51:07,520
- Come on!
- You promised!
578
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,122
Don't leave me.
579
00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:21,734
Gentlemen, this afternoon
580
00:51:21,778 --> 00:51:26,272
we focus on balance
and coordination!
581
00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:30,047
Essential skills to hone
for rugby won!
582
00:51:32,288 --> 00:51:34,051
Excellent!
583
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:36,650
Onward to the field, gentles!
584
00:51:49,172 --> 00:51:50,230
Coach!
585
00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:56,368
I'll see you later,
my prince!
586
00:51:59,549 --> 00:52:01,312
You're mocking me, right?
587
00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:02,978
You said he liked me.
588
00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:08,619
How far I've chased you...
589
00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:10,592
Sweet, why flee so fast?
590
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:11,651
You have practice!
591
00:52:11,694 --> 00:52:13,252
I can see
your heart beating.
592
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,127
I'm not done here yet, sport!
593
00:52:15,165 --> 00:52:18,134
Is this the accident?
You seducing my boyfriend?
594
00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:20,159
- Boyfriend?
- Yeah!
595
00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:22,262
Max was the accident!
I'll fix it, I promise.
596
00:52:23,806 --> 00:52:25,171
Let's walk.
597
00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:27,233
No!
598
00:52:28,444 --> 00:52:29,706
Timothy!
599
00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:32,180
What is wrong with you?
600
00:52:36,452 --> 00:52:38,647
What is wrong
with all of you?!
601
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,225
This is really fucked up!
602
00:52:49,232 --> 00:52:53,168
Donna, darling...
I have got to say,
603
00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:55,398
I vacillated after
that first meeting,
604
00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:57,702
but you surprise me daily.
605
00:52:57,740 --> 00:52:59,435
First impressions
aren't my thing.
606
00:52:59,475 --> 00:53:00,874
They must be.
607
00:53:00,910 --> 00:53:04,004
Lawrence says from the moment
he first laid eyes upon me,
608
00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:06,709
it was true love.
609
00:53:06,749 --> 00:53:07,681
Was it?
610
00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:10,277
There are no limitations.
611
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,847
I have none and you, too,
can rise above.
612
00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:18,122
Remember, what you believe,
you will achieve.
613
00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:21,857
Timothy..that's my son!
614
00:53:26,936 --> 00:53:28,733
Timothy!
615
00:53:32,308 --> 00:53:33,935
You know her?
616
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:35,638
That's my mom.
617
00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:38,871
I'm Jonathon.
618
00:53:38,915 --> 00:53:41,008
You have a brilliant son.
619
00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:42,642
Oh, shit!
620
00:53:42,685 --> 00:53:43,674
Sorry.
621
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,449
We just had our nails done.
622
00:53:45,488 --> 00:53:46,682
Nora Fay!
623
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,486
Mom, we've got to go.
624
00:53:48,524 --> 00:53:51,015
We've got a lot of...
practicing to do.
625
00:53:51,494 --> 00:53:55,328
Timothy...
pleasure to finally meet.
626
00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:59,495
And Jonathon Cordon!
627
00:53:59,535 --> 00:54:02,800
You look quite luminous.
628
00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:04,170
I'm in love.
629
00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:05,902
Yes.
630
00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:09,641
This is exactly what I meant
by rising above, Donna.
631
00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:11,112
Your son,
632
00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:15,914
compatriots with
Morgan Hill's star rugby player!
633
00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,113
We're not compatriots.
We're boyfriends!
634
00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:21,681
I'm sorry.
635
00:54:22,825 --> 00:54:24,759
We have got to go!
636
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,631
Johnny!
637
00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:37,465
Your son is a homosexual?
638
00:54:37,507 --> 00:54:39,668
Ummm...
639
00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,370
Yes, he is.
640
00:54:46,649 --> 00:54:48,344
Has your coach
lost his mind?
641
00:54:48,384 --> 00:54:50,045
I've outgrown you.
642
00:54:51,154 --> 00:54:53,122
Is this a joke?
643
00:54:53,156 --> 00:54:55,249
Don't mock my love.
644
00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:59,125
Who would not change
a raven for a dove?
645
00:54:59,162 --> 00:55:00,720
What?
646
00:55:00,763 --> 00:55:01,923
Fly away.
647
00:55:01,964 --> 00:55:03,454
How could he not
desire a woman?
648
00:55:03,499 --> 00:55:04,864
It's unnatural!
649
00:55:04,901 --> 00:55:06,459
Let's go!
650
00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:10,030
Wait here.
651
00:55:10,573 --> 00:55:12,666
You better pick me
up at seven!
652
00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:17,345
You can take your
ugly makeup
653
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,972
and shove it up
your unlimited ass!
654
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:27,018
May God bless you
and show you the light!
655
00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:28,546
I got your back, Mom.
656
00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:30,183
Both of you!
657
00:55:33,029 --> 00:55:34,326
Get out of my way!
658
00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:35,956
Timothy! What the hell is that?
659
00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:38,523
Ohhhh! My mascara!
660
00:55:39,936 --> 00:55:41,961
Let her walk in one
of my shoes a while.
661
00:55:42,004 --> 00:55:45,098
My eyes are tingling!
662
00:55:52,281 --> 00:55:54,306
Donna...
663
00:55:54,350 --> 00:56:00,653
Donna, Donna, Donna,
Donna, Donna...
664
00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:07,321
Be not so bashful,
darling rare divine,
665
00:56:07,363 --> 00:56:12,801
these luscious kissing
cherry lips are mine.
666
00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:27,049
I'd like to welcome everyone
667
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:30,575
to the 56th Annual Morgan Hill
Spring Festival!
668
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,986
We are honored to have
several special guests
669
00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:35,718
to help us ring in
this weekend's festivities.
670
00:56:35,758 --> 00:56:38,955
First and foremost,
the honorable Mayor Robbins!
671
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:45,261
We were also hoping
to have a representative
672
00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:46,859
from one of our sponsors -
673
00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:49,895
my beautiful wife,
Nora Bellinger -
674
00:56:49,939 --> 00:56:52,874
but she is most likely
still out soliciting
675
00:56:52,909 --> 00:56:55,503
some lucky townsperson.
676
00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:02,818
Let's not go.
677
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:04,649
Why?
678
00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:07,383
You're different now.
679
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:10,591
What about
Cotton Candy Mountain?
680
00:57:10,626 --> 00:57:12,856
I'm don't think
you're ready for this.
681
00:57:12,895 --> 00:57:14,988
I cross my heart.
682
00:57:15,031 --> 00:57:16,328
Seriously.
683
00:57:16,365 --> 00:57:18,356
I was beaten up
for being queer
684
00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:20,130
before I even knew
what that was.
685
00:57:20,169 --> 00:57:22,228
Don't worry I'll protect you.
686
00:57:22,271 --> 00:57:24,603
I don't need someone
to protect me.
687
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,938
You didn't even
like me yesterday, remember?
688
00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:28,876
Sure, I did.
689
00:57:28,911 --> 00:57:31,675
But I fell in love
with you today.
690
00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:33,648
- Come on.
- Stop.
691
00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:40,020
- You are perfection.
- That's the pansy talking.
692
00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:41,546
Come on!
693
00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:44,050
It'll be fun.
694
00:57:44,093 --> 00:57:45,560
There's a kissing booth.
695
00:57:46,362 --> 00:57:50,924
And last, but not least,
our very own, Coach Driskill!
696
00:57:56,205 --> 00:57:58,230
I love this man!
697
00:58:02,178 --> 00:58:05,238
If he's here with that fag,
I'll kill him!
698
00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:07,215
You are completely
prettier than him.
699
00:58:07,950 --> 00:58:09,349
I love this school.
700
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:13,716
Our love for one another
701
00:58:13,756 --> 00:58:19,319
shines brighter than
the lights on this midway!
702
00:58:34,744 --> 00:58:37,042
I hate this town.
703
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:39,047
I can't wait to graduate
704
00:58:39,081 --> 00:58:40,878
and get the hell out
of this place forever.
705
00:58:42,084 --> 00:58:43,642
It's not that bad.
706
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,018
Try looking at it
through my eyes.
707
00:58:47,490 --> 00:58:49,390
What about your family?
708
00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:51,586
You mean my mom?
709
00:58:51,627 --> 00:58:52,924
Everyone.
710
00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:55,931
It's just my mom...
on a good day.
711
00:59:00,369 --> 00:59:03,998
- I don't want to go back.
- To what?
712
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,302
Real life.
713
00:59:05,341 --> 00:59:06,706
This is real.
714
00:59:07,977 --> 00:59:11,879
But so, so far from where
I woke up this morning.
715
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:19,752
People were staring at us.
716
00:59:19,789 --> 00:59:21,518
Stare back.
717
00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:27,524
People are just jealous...
718
00:59:27,563 --> 00:59:29,622
'cause I'm with
the best fellow in town.
719
00:59:48,985 --> 00:59:51,579
People can change.
720
00:59:58,194 --> 01:00:00,856
If they experienced that,
they might.
721
01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:06,528
Look.
722
01:00:08,971 --> 01:00:11,269
How many people
are in this town?
723
01:00:11,307 --> 01:00:13,673
Ten-thousand, maybe.
724
01:00:16,812 --> 01:00:18,473
Let's go.
725
01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:21,142
- Why?
- I've got people to change.
726
01:00:30,626 --> 01:00:31,752
Game's over, sport!
727
01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:32,783
What?
728
01:00:32,828 --> 01:00:33,954
I missed you.
729
01:00:33,996 --> 01:00:35,827
Get the hell off of him!
730
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:40,065
Leave him alone!
731
01:00:40,102 --> 01:00:41,296
He's just messir
with your head.
732
01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:42,395
He's mine!
733
01:00:42,438 --> 01:00:44,030
Stop teasing him and go
back to your cheerleader!
734
01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:46,598
Any love I had
for her is gone, I swear.
735
01:00:46,642 --> 01:00:48,974
Max, you love Frankie!
You know I know.
736
01:00:49,011 --> 01:00:50,535
Yes! Thank you.
737
01:00:52,214 --> 01:00:53,909
I love you.
738
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,411
When I vow, I weep.
739
01:00:56,452 --> 01:00:58,443
My tears do tell the truth.
740
01:00:59,689 --> 01:01:02,249
I am going insane, officially!
741
01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:06,217
Found the fags!
742
01:01:08,330 --> 01:01:10,161
You asshole!
743
01:01:11,967 --> 01:01:13,400
Stop it!
744
01:01:14,770 --> 01:01:16,067
He's mine!
745
01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:21,572
No! No!
746
01:01:22,945 --> 01:01:24,776
Can you please
let me in on this!
747
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,475
Who is this goddess?
748
01:01:26,515 --> 01:01:27,573
Nymph!
749
01:01:27,616 --> 01:01:29,846
- Perfect!
- Divine!
750
01:01:36,092 --> 01:01:38,492
Timothy, I love you.
751
01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:41,452
I swear on my life I do.
752
01:01:41,497 --> 01:01:42,828
I love you more
than he ever could.
753
01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:44,264
Prove it!
754
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:45,597
You want to fight?
755
01:01:45,634 --> 01:01:46,931
You're on, jock boy!
756
01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:48,061
Max!
757
01:01:50,005 --> 01:01:51,632
- You comir?
- Let loose!
758
01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:55,969
Be certain.
I don't love you anymore.
759
01:01:56,011 --> 01:01:58,002
Follow, if you dare.
760
01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:04,549
Get off me!
761
01:02:13,562 --> 01:02:17,623
Timothy, have we had
our fun yet?
762
01:02:59,408 --> 01:03:01,035
Go away!
763
01:03:01,076 --> 01:03:02,509
Donna!
764
01:03:03,245 --> 01:03:06,271
Darling, please don't
leave me out here alone.
765
01:03:06,315 --> 01:03:09,375
Think of what
we could do together!
766
01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:11,851
I am not a lesbian!
767
01:03:20,896 --> 01:03:22,830
Nora! Darling!
768
01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:07,642
Lawrence!
769
01:04:07,676 --> 01:04:09,940
I can see your light on.
770
01:04:10,512 --> 01:04:12,309
Driskill, I have a wife!
771
01:04:12,348 --> 01:04:16,011
If she doesn't ask,
you don't have to..tell.
772
01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:09,998
THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
NEVER DID RUN SMOO TH.
773
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:28,051
THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
NEVER DID RUN SMOO TH.
774
01:05:33,395 --> 01:05:42,064
THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
NEVER DID RUN SMOO TH.
775
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:50,773
NO! NO! NO!.
776
01:05:57,553 --> 01:06:07,622
THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE
NEVER DID RUN SMOO TH.
777
01:06:07,663 --> 01:06:13,499
NO, NO, NO.
778
01:07:09,425 --> 01:07:14,522
Jock boy, shed none;
it's all mine.
779
01:07:16,432 --> 01:07:20,232
I fought with everything
I had, but it was'nt enough.
780
01:07:28,343 --> 01:07:30,174
My heart belongs to Jonathon.
781
01:07:32,347 --> 01:07:35,077
- I don't exist without you.
- You do.
782
01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:42,688
It's late.
You should go home.
783
01:07:48,430 --> 01:07:50,125
Be gone then!
784
01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:11,817
...where moments ago the Mayor
785
01:08:11,854 --> 01:08:13,754
made the shocking announcement
that he will be leaving
786
01:08:13,789 --> 01:08:17,384
his wife of 11 years.
He also said that Kingston
787
01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:21,726
will begin issuing marriage
licenses to any couple in love.
788
01:08:21,763 --> 01:08:23,628
The mayor issued
this statement.;
789
01:08:23,665 --> 01:08:26,566
"The Constitution prohibits
the making of laws
790
01:08:26,602 --> 01:08:29,230
based on religion.
Therefore, excluding
791
01:08:29,271 --> 01:08:32,707
legions of citizens from
this sanctified institution
792
01:08:32,741 --> 01:08:35,301
because of religious
belief is immoral,
793
01:08:35,344 --> 01:08:38,507
unconstitutional and silly"
794
01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:40,942
I woke up this morning
with an extra skip in my step.
795
01:08:40,983 --> 01:08:42,644
Timmy!
796
01:08:48,724 --> 01:08:50,453
There are dozens
of local couples
797
01:08:50,492 --> 01:08:52,323
who are ready
to take the plunge.
798
01:08:52,361 --> 01:08:54,386
We'd only be guessing
at how many couples
799
01:08:54,429 --> 01:08:57,057
have driven long distances
today to take advantage
800
01:08:57,099 --> 01:08:59,897
of this landmark
turn of events.
801
01:09:00,269 --> 01:09:02,965
We've known
each other for 20 years.
802
01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:04,302
We've been neighbors.
803
01:09:04,339 --> 01:09:06,170
And this morning
we looked at each other
804
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:10,440
and we just knew
this was the right thing.
805
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,538
We have a new
perspective on life.
806
01:09:12,581 --> 01:09:14,412
What about family values?
807
01:09:14,449 --> 01:09:16,007
What about 'em?
808
01:09:16,051 --> 01:09:18,417
We have families.
We have values.
809
01:09:19,888 --> 01:09:23,483
Come on, Frankie,
answer the damn phone.
810
01:09:40,008 --> 01:09:41,475
Over there, look!
811
01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:45,708
Gay..gay...
gay and gay!
812
01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:50,947
We'll find him.
813
01:10:07,102 --> 01:10:08,296
Driskill!
814
01:10:08,337 --> 01:10:09,964
Why the hell
are you still here?
815
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,836
I missed you.
816
01:10:11,873 --> 01:10:14,000
What the hell's
gotten in to you?
817
01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:16,203
That speech last night,
the dancing at practice...
818
01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:18,042
We were refining
the essentials needed
819
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,139
to play a skillful game.
820
01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:25,448
My wife wouldn't let me
in the house last night.
821
01:10:25,487 --> 01:10:30,322
That makes two of us -
unlucky in love this morning.
822
01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:32,452
She said,
"The course of true love...
823
01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:34,860
never did run smooth"
824
01:10:39,268 --> 01:10:40,292
Oh, Lawrence!
825
01:10:41,670 --> 01:10:44,104
Dr Bellinger!
Open up!
826
01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:47,999
Dr Bellinger, my family
was eating dinner last night
827
01:10:48,043 --> 01:10:50,204
and Cole said,
"I love Cooper!
828
01:10:50,245 --> 01:10:52,304
And I want everyone
to know it"
829
01:10:53,215 --> 01:10:55,843
This is not my little Cole!
830
01:10:55,884 --> 01:10:57,351
There's been something
odd about him
831
01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:58,910
ever since he
started that play.
832
01:10:58,954 --> 01:10:59,716
And now...
833
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:01,882
Has it ever occurred to you
that I have problems too?!
834
01:11:01,923 --> 01:11:03,857
You need to fix this!
835
01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:08,223
Dr Bellinger!
836
01:11:14,936 --> 01:11:16,233
Look!
837
01:11:16,405 --> 01:11:17,599
They're everywhere.
838
01:11:20,575 --> 01:11:21,974
Who's that?
839
01:11:25,213 --> 01:11:27,340
Donna, darling!
840
01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:29,476
Oh, shit.
841
01:11:31,853 --> 01:11:33,081
Donna!
842
01:11:33,588 --> 01:11:34,919
Donna!
843
01:11:34,956 --> 01:11:37,015
I found her!
844
01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:39,892
Oh, Donna, look at you!
845
01:11:39,928 --> 01:11:43,159
How fresh and lovely
you look this morning.
846
01:11:43,198 --> 01:11:43,892
Go!
847
01:12:05,854 --> 01:12:07,151
He hasn't been here.
848
01:12:07,422 --> 01:12:09,890
Yeah, in a ditch somewhere
with a hole in his head!
849
01:12:14,329 --> 01:12:15,489
Don't get it.
850
01:12:15,530 --> 01:12:17,361
- What if it's him?
- What if it's not?
851
01:12:19,568 --> 01:12:21,058
Good morning.
852
01:12:21,703 --> 01:12:23,967
Frankie! How's your song?
853
01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,302
Where's Timothy?
854
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:26,932
He didn't come
home last night.
855
01:12:26,975 --> 01:12:29,170
Where is my son?
856
01:12:29,211 --> 01:12:31,338
There's a meeting
at Morgan Hill.
857
01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:32,472
Is he in trouble?
858
01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:33,640
You should come with me.
859
01:12:33,682 --> 01:12:35,172
What about the play?
860
01:12:35,217 --> 01:12:36,775
The play will go on...
861
01:12:36,818 --> 01:12:39,048
just don't you
forget your guitar.
862
01:12:42,457 --> 01:12:45,915
I am not leaving my son
in this place one day longer!
863
01:12:45,961 --> 01:12:47,519
Please stay calm, sir.
864
01:12:47,562 --> 01:12:49,587
No one needs
to remove their child
865
01:12:49,631 --> 01:12:51,292
from this institution!
866
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,925
Where is MsTebbit?
867
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:55,230
This is my son.
868
01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:56,897
I found him
this morning in bed
869
01:12:56,938 --> 01:12:58,906
with his best friend Russ.
870
01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:00,965
They were holding
each other and kissing.
871
01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:04,001
Believe me, I taught them
both a lesson.
872
01:13:04,045 --> 01:13:06,070
"The course of true love
never did run smooth"
873
01:13:06,114 --> 01:13:07,581
What did you say?
874
01:13:07,616 --> 01:13:09,948
My son said the same thing!
875
01:13:10,118 --> 01:13:11,745
Ladies and gentlemen,
876
01:13:11,787 --> 01:13:15,416
what we have here is
a kind of coercive persuasion.
877
01:13:15,457 --> 01:13:18,153
- I'm in love!
- No, you're not!
878
01:13:18,427 --> 01:13:21,294
Has everyone gone insane?
879
01:13:21,329 --> 01:13:23,422
He's in love!
880
01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:24,762
Love!
881
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,098
The Bible states
that homosexuality
882
01:13:27,135 --> 01:13:29,865
is contagious -
in all sorts of ways.
883
01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:31,702
It's that alternative
teacher and her Shakespeare!
884
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,571
Shakespeare was queer, too!
885
01:13:33,608 --> 01:13:35,508
- It's wicked!
- Do something!
886
01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:41,314
Ladies and Gentlemen,
887
01:13:41,349 --> 01:13:43,044
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
is hereby cancelled.
888
01:13:43,084 --> 01:13:44,381
No!
889
01:13:44,419 --> 01:13:47,217
That is entirely
unfair to the boys!
890
01:13:47,255 --> 01:13:49,018
They've been
working so hard...
891
01:13:49,057 --> 01:13:52,254
And I am putting MsTebbit
under a full investigation.
892
01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:00,625
Firstly...
893
01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:03,137
Mr William Shakespeare
has never been proven
894
01:14:03,171 --> 01:14:05,901
to be a homosexual.
895
01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:09,274
Bisexual, perhaps.
896
01:14:09,311 --> 01:14:13,270
Regardless, if you will all
kindly return this evening
897
01:14:13,315 --> 01:14:18,617
for the play, I'm sure we
will all make amends.
898
01:14:18,653 --> 01:14:21,451
- My sons not coming!
- No!
899
01:14:22,924 --> 01:14:26,121
The play must go on!
900
01:14:26,161 --> 01:14:31,098
Your concerns will fade
like a nightmare,
901
01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:36,934
or with any luck,
a clandestine dream come true.
902
01:14:50,452 --> 01:14:52,147
I must locate your son.
903
01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:55,623
My words will appease
them only momentarily.
904
01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:57,249
We looked everywhere.
905
01:14:57,292 --> 01:14:59,021
I have a notion.
906
01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:24,412
OVER HILL,
OVER DALE,.
907
01:15:24,452 --> 01:15:26,750
THOROUGH BUSH,
THOROUGH BRIER,.
908
01:15:26,788 --> 01:15:29,348
OVER PARK, OVER PALE,.
909
01:15:29,391 --> 01:15:32,588
THOROUGH FLOOD,
THOROUGH FIRE.
910
01:15:33,562 --> 01:15:35,553
"I do wander everywhere"
911
01:15:38,567 --> 01:15:41,058
SWIFTER THAN
THE MOON'S SPHERE...
912
01:15:45,941 --> 01:15:47,932
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?.
913
01:15:47,976 --> 01:15:49,773
WE HAVE
MISTAKEN QUITE.
914
01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:51,176
AND LAID
THE LOVE JUICE.
915
01:15:51,212 --> 01:15:55,444
ON SOME
TRUE LOVE'S SIGHT.
916
01:15:57,185 --> 01:15:58,709
THIEVES OF LOVE!.
917
01:15:58,753 --> 01:16:00,550
WE'V E COME B Y NIGHT.
918
01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:04,582
AND STOLEN LOVERS'
HEARTS AWAY IN SPITE.
919
01:16:06,127 --> 01:16:07,287
Let me go!
920
01:16:07,963 --> 01:16:09,123
Let me go!
921
01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:14,725
THE WILL OF MAN.
922
01:16:14,769 --> 01:16:17,761
IS B Y YOUR
REASON SWAY'D.
923
01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:23,540
WITH SUCH FORCE
AND BLESSED POWER.
924
01:16:23,578 --> 01:16:26,240
WITH ALL GOOD WILL.
925
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:28,078
WITH ALL MY HEART.
926
01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:33,213
ALL THINGS
SHALL BE PEACE.
927
01:16:38,059 --> 01:16:39,924
SO FAR BLAMELESS.
928
01:16:39,961 --> 01:16:41,758
PROVES MY ENTERPRISE,.
929
01:16:41,796 --> 01:16:45,425
THAT I HAVE 'NOINTED
THOSE POOR SOULS' EYES.
930
01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:46,957
Think of your friends,
your family.
931
01:16:47,002 --> 01:16:47,866
No!
932
01:16:47,902 --> 01:16:51,133
SO FAR AM I GLAD
IT SO DID SORT.
933
01:16:51,172 --> 01:16:55,165
AS THIS THEIR JANGLING
I ESTEEM A SPORT.
934
01:17:00,015 --> 01:17:06,386
THE WILL OF MAN IS
B Y YOUR REASON SWAY'D,.
935
01:17:06,421 --> 01:17:12,553
WITH SUCH FORCE
AND BLESSED POWER.
936
01:17:12,594 --> 01:17:17,224
WITH ALL GOOD WILL,
WITH ALL MY HEART,.
937
01:17:17,265 --> 01:17:21,634
ALL THINGS
SHALL BE PEACE.
938
01:17:23,371 --> 01:17:27,273
WE FAIRIES,.
939
01:17:27,308 --> 01:17:30,903
THAT DO RUN.
940
01:17:30,945 --> 01:17:34,972
FROM THE PRESENCE.
941
01:17:35,016 --> 01:17:39,077
OF THE SUN,.
942
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:48,586
WE FOLLOW DARKNESS
LIKE A DREAM...
943
01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:50,655
BE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO BE.
944
01:17:50,699 --> 01:17:54,726
SEE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO SEE...
945
01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:00,633
"Will you rent our
ancient love asunder?"
946
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,512
TAKE COMFORT.
947
01:18:10,552 --> 01:18:13,112
HE NO MORE
SHALL SEE MY FACE,;.
948
01:18:13,154 --> 01:18:16,385
WHOM I DO LOVE AND
WILL DO TILL MY DEATH.
949
01:18:16,424 --> 01:18:20,019
BE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO BE,;.
950
01:18:20,061 --> 01:18:23,360
SEE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO SEE.
951
01:18:23,398 --> 01:18:26,959
BE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO BE,;.
952
01:18:27,001 --> 01:18:30,664
SEE AS THOU
WAST WONT TO SEE...
953
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:49,914
"I have a device
to make all well.
954
01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:52,586
Crush this herb
into the lovers eyes
955
01:18:52,627 --> 01:18:56,188
Whose liquor hath
this virtuous property,
956
01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:59,792
To take from thence all
error with their might,
957
01:18:59,834 --> 01:19:02,860
And make their eyeballs
roll with wonted sight.
958
01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:05,099
When next they wake,
all this derision
959
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,940
Shall seem a dream
and fruitless vision"
960
01:19:08,977 --> 01:19:12,003
Don't haste,
get to the play tonight,
961
01:19:12,046 --> 01:19:16,676
And with some luck there,
all things shall be right!
962
01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:20,945
"I swear to thee,
by Cupid's strongest bow,
963
01:19:20,989 --> 01:19:25,824
By all the vows that
ever men have broke.."
964
01:19:25,860 --> 01:19:27,760
I'll be there.
965
01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:36,831
ALL THINGS SHALL BE PEACE.
966
01:19:46,481 --> 01:19:48,779
Hi, Sugar.
967
01:19:48,817 --> 01:19:50,648
I've got to get you
to the school.
968
01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:10,499
"Follow my voice:
We'll try no manood here"
969
01:20:10,538 --> 01:20:13,063
"The villain is much
lighter-heel'd than I:
970
01:20:13,107 --> 01:20:16,634
I follow'd fast,
but faster he did fly;
971
01:20:16,678 --> 01:20:20,114
Come, thou gentle day!
972
01:20:20,148 --> 01:20:22,912
For if but once thou
show me thy grey light,
973
01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:27,115
I'll find Demetrius
and revenge this spite"
974
01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:31,815
"Ho, ho, ho!
Coward, why comest thou not?"
975
01:20:33,628 --> 01:20:35,118
"Where art thou now?"
976
01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:37,989
"Come hither: I am here"
977
01:20:38,032 --> 01:20:41,297
"Nay, then, thou mock'st me.
978
01:20:41,336 --> 01:20:43,429
Thou shalt buy this dear,
979
01:20:43,471 --> 01:20:45,735
If ever I thy face
by daylight see:
980
01:20:45,773 --> 01:20:49,209
Now, go thy way.
981
01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:50,905
Faintness constraineth me
982
01:20:50,945 --> 01:20:53,743
To measure out my length
on this cold bed"
983
01:20:54,482 --> 01:20:58,384
He's gathering all the mixed
up lovers so he can fix them.
984
01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:10,190
"O weary night,
O long and tedious night,"
985
01:21:10,231 --> 01:21:12,290
Free will must be restored.
986
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,891
"Abate thy hour!
987
01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:16,870
And sleep, that sometimes
shuts up sorrow's eye,
988
01:21:16,905 --> 01:21:19,897
Steal me awhile
from mine own company"
989
01:21:21,776 --> 01:21:23,801
"Yet but three?
Come one more;
990
01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:26,177
Two of both kinds
make up four.
991
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:30,981
Here she comes,
curst and sad:
992
01:21:31,019 --> 01:21:35,183
Cupid is a knavish lad,
Thus to make poor females mad"
993
01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:38,954
"Never so weary,
never so in woe,
994
01:21:38,993 --> 01:21:42,690
Be dabbled with the dew
and torn with briers,
995
01:21:42,730 --> 01:21:46,029
I can no further crawl,
no further go;
996
01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:48,934
My legs can keep no
pace with my desires"
997
01:22:09,057 --> 01:22:10,115
Sing!
998
01:22:13,494 --> 01:22:16,861
ON THE GROUND.
999
01:22:16,898 --> 01:22:20,891
SLEEP SOUND...
1000
01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:34,112
I'L L APPLY TO YOUR EYE,.
1001
01:22:34,148 --> 01:22:39,609
GENTLE LOVER, REMED Y.
1002
01:22:52,367 --> 01:22:53,459
Go on.
1003
01:22:59,907 --> 01:23:03,399
WHEN THOU WAKEST
THOU TAKEST.
1004
01:23:03,444 --> 01:23:06,641
TRUE DELIGHT IN THE SIGHT.
1005
01:23:06,681 --> 01:23:09,673
OF THY FORMER
LAD Y'S EYE.;.
1006
01:23:09,717 --> 01:23:11,844
JACK SHALL HAVE JILL,;.
1007
01:23:11,886 --> 01:23:16,050
NOUGHT SHALL GO ILL,;.
1008
01:23:16,090 --> 01:23:21,687
THE MAN SHALL HAVE
HIS MARE AGAIN.
1009
01:23:21,729 --> 01:23:27,099
AND ALL SHALL BE WELL.
1010
01:23:47,255 --> 01:23:48,449
Goodbye.
1011
01:24:01,636 --> 01:24:02,830
This part of the show?
1012
01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:04,963
Damn, this is cool.
1013
01:24:05,006 --> 01:24:06,906
- Get off me, dude.
- Sorry.
1014
01:24:07,508 --> 01:24:09,499
Come along, please.
The finale.
1015
01:24:10,278 --> 01:24:11,745
Frankie, you're on!
1016
01:24:11,779 --> 01:24:14,304
"I will hear that play;
1017
01:24:14,348 --> 01:24:17,579
For never anything
can be amiss,
1018
01:24:17,618 --> 01:24:20,849
When simpleness
and duty tender it"
1019
01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:27,225
GENTLES, PERCHANCE
YOU WONDER AT THIS SHOW,;.
1020
01:24:27,261 --> 01:24:29,525
BUT WONDER ON,.
1021
01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:33,557
TILL TRUTH MAKES
ALL THINGS PLAIN.
1022
01:24:33,601 --> 01:24:37,867
THIS MAN IS PYRAMUS,
IF YOU WOULD KNOW,;.
1023
01:24:37,905 --> 01:24:44,743
THIS BEAUTEOUS LADY
THIS BY IS CERTAIN...
1024
01:24:44,779 --> 01:24:46,110
2, 3, 4...
1025
01:24:54,455 --> 01:24:56,685
BY MOONSHINE DID
THESE LOVERS THINK.
1026
01:24:56,724 --> 01:24:59,284
NO SCORN METATA TOMB.
1027
01:24:59,327 --> 01:25:02,262
TO WOO BY PALE MOONLIGHT.
1028
01:25:02,296 --> 01:25:06,198
THIS GRISLY BEAST,
WHICH LION HIGHT BY NAME,.
1029
01:25:06,234 --> 01:25:10,864
THE TRUSTY THISBY,
COMING FIRST BY NIGHT...
1030
01:25:13,074 --> 01:25:14,939
That's my girlfriend!
1031
01:25:14,976 --> 01:25:16,876
She fuckir rocks!
1032
01:25:16,911 --> 01:25:19,106
IF WE OFFEND,
WE GO T GOOD WILL.
1033
01:25:19,147 --> 01:25:21,377
IF WE ARE CRUDE,
OUR MEASURES PLAIN!.
1034
01:25:21,415 --> 01:25:23,940
OUR TRUE INTENT
IS YOUR DELIGHT.
1035
01:25:23,985 --> 01:25:27,853
IT'S MERRY!
TRAGIC AL! AND BRIEF!.
1036
01:25:27,889 --> 01:25:30,357
OH, PYRAMUS,.
1037
01:25:30,391 --> 01:25:35,454
PYRAMUS LOVED THISBY.
1038
01:25:38,099 --> 01:25:41,694
AND, AS SHE FLED,
HER MANTLE SHE DID FALL,.
1039
01:25:41,736 --> 01:25:46,673
WHICH LION VILE WITH
BLOOD Y MOUTH DID STAIN.
1040
01:25:46,707 --> 01:25:49,835
ANON COMES PYRAMUS,
SWEET YOUTH AND TALL,.
1041
01:25:49,877 --> 01:25:54,371
AND FINDS HIS TRUSTY
THISBY'S MANTLE SLAIN...
1042
01:26:00,988 --> 01:26:02,478
WHEREAT, WITH BLADE,.
1043
01:26:02,523 --> 01:26:03,922
WITH BLOOD Y
BLAMEFUL BLADE,.
1044
01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:06,256
HE BRAVELY BROACH'D
HIS BOILING BLOOD Y BREAST,;.
1045
01:26:06,294 --> 01:26:07,818
THUS HE DIED.
1046
01:26:07,862 --> 01:26:09,352
HE DIED, HE DIED.
1047
01:26:09,397 --> 01:26:12,161
HIS SOUL IS IN THE SKY.
1048
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,168
NOW THISBY'S PASSION
ENDS THE PLAY IN TEARS,.
1049
01:26:14,202 --> 01:26:15,726
ASLEEP, MY LOVE?
WHAT, DEAD, MY DOVE?.
1050
01:26:15,770 --> 01:26:17,067
ARISE!.
1051
01:26:17,104 --> 01:26:18,401
TONGUE NO TA WORD.;.
1052
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:19,997
COME BLADE MY
BREAST IMBRUE.;.
1053
01:26:20,041 --> 01:26:22,509
THUS THISBY ENDS,;
ADIEU, ADIEU, ADIEU...
1054
01:26:22,543 --> 01:26:28,175
ADIEU, ADIEU, ADIEU, ADIEU!.
1055
01:26:28,216 --> 01:26:30,684
IF WE OFFEND,
WE GO T GOOD WILL.
1056
01:26:30,718 --> 01:26:33,312
IF WE ARE CRUDE,
OUR MEASURES PLAIN!.
1057
01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:36,255
OUR TRUE INTENT
IS YOUR DELIGHT.
1058
01:26:36,290 --> 01:26:39,623
IT's MERRY!
TRAGICAL! BRIEF!.
1059
01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:42,322
OH, PYRAMUS,.
1060
01:26:42,363 --> 01:26:46,857
PYRAMUS LOVED THIS BY...
1061
01:26:55,343 --> 01:26:58,540
OH, PYRAMUS,.
1062
01:26:58,579 --> 01:27:03,209
PYRAMUS LOVED THIS BY.
1063
01:27:09,590 --> 01:27:10,989
Nora?
1064
01:27:20,067 --> 01:27:21,625
It's time to fly.
1065
01:27:39,987 --> 01:27:42,512
"If we shadows
have offended,
1066
01:27:42,556 --> 01:27:44,956
Think but this,
and all is mended,
1067
01:27:44,992 --> 01:27:47,358
That you have
but slumber'd here
1068
01:27:47,395 --> 01:27:50,455
While these visions
did appear
1069
01:27:50,498 --> 01:27:52,261
And this weak
and idle theme,
1070
01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:54,860
No more yielding
but a dream,
1071
01:27:54,902 --> 01:27:58,565
Gentles, do not reprehend:
If you pardon, we will mend:
1072
01:27:59,807 --> 01:28:03,334
And, as I am
an honest Puck,
1073
01:28:03,377 --> 01:28:05,675
If we have unearned luck
1074
01:28:05,713 --> 01:28:06,975
Now to 'scape
the serpent's tongue,
1075
01:28:07,014 --> 01:28:09,005
We will make
amends ere long;
1076
01:28:09,050 --> 01:28:12,542
Else the Puck a liar call;
1077
01:28:18,326 --> 01:28:22,285
So, good night unto you all.
1078
01:28:22,330 --> 01:28:25,390
Give me your hands,
if we be friends,
1079
01:28:25,433 --> 01:28:28,459
And Robin shall
restore amends"
1080
01:29:20,221 --> 01:29:22,189
Donna, darling...
1081
01:29:22,223 --> 01:29:25,590
will you join me
for next week's seminar?
1082
01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:27,287
OK.
1083
01:29:28,996 --> 01:29:30,725
Yes, of course.
1084
01:29:31,665 --> 01:29:35,465
You're very lucky to have
such a marvelously talented son.
1085
01:29:38,506 --> 01:29:39,871
Goodnight.
1086
01:29:40,408 --> 01:29:42,103
You know, when I was
in high-school,
1087
01:29:42,143 --> 01:29:44,077
I made quite
a dashing Oberon.
1088
01:29:44,111 --> 01:29:45,635
I bet you did.
1089
01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:50,179
Good evening, Coach.
1090
01:29:50,217 --> 01:29:52,947
What a talented bunch!
1091
01:29:52,987 --> 01:29:54,352
Indeed.
1092
01:29:54,922 --> 01:29:56,753
See you on Monday, Coach?
1093
01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:00,651
Evening, Nora.
1094
01:30:00,694 --> 01:30:02,389
Goodnight.
1095
01:30:19,246 --> 01:30:22,079
You were
unbelievable tonight.
1096
01:30:22,983 --> 01:30:25,850
Don't you feel...
1097
01:30:25,886 --> 01:30:27,854
I feel like myself.
1098
01:30:27,888 --> 01:30:31,517
"It's not enough to speak,
but to speak true"
1099
01:30:33,627 --> 01:30:36,562
Dude, awesome job!
1100
01:30:38,232 --> 01:30:40,723
You two love birds
better be at my party.
1101
01:30:40,768 --> 01:30:42,759
It's gonna be beyond!
1102
01:31:10,664 --> 01:31:12,757
Who's next?
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