All language subtitles for The Real ONeals s02e10 The Real Acceptance.eng

Kenny: I am on cloud nine.

Another afternoon
rendezvous with Brett.

And I am buzzing with
romance and macchiatos.

Hey, listen, I've been
meaning to talk to you

about something, but I
didn't know how to say it

without possibly freaking you out.

Oh, God. Here we go.

Webbed toes? Money problems?

Or worse... bisexual?!

[Clears throat]

- Go ahead?
- Okay.

I was wondering if you wanted
to go to the Sia concert with me.

That's it?

Okay, that's not the freak-out part.

Um, I was wondering if
you wanted to go with me

as my... boyfriend.

Yeah.

S-Sure. Yeah.

And sure... to both.

I would...

love to see Sia with you.

I will see ya there at Sia.

Works both ways, bu you don't, right?

[Laughs nervously]

Okay, bye.

Don't freak out. You got this.

Just a few more steps
to keep your cool.

[Sweeping music plays, birds chirping]

Aw. So cute.

Okay. I give it a month.

Hey! Give me back my baby!

[Laughter]

- [Chirping]
- Oh, hi!

[Giggles]

[Knock on door]

Hey! Ginger Rogers!

Get in here and help me with the dishes.

Oh, Kenny. You're screwed.

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This is a ticket to a Sia concert

that my boyfriend got me.

"What did you say?"

"My boyfriend!"

- Dude, I never thought it would happen.
- Right?

Not because you're not awesome,

but because for a desperate
guy, you're pretty picky.

Okay, I really need
your support right now.

I'm about to go break the
boyfriend news to Mom and Dad.

They'll be fine. They
already know you're gay.

I've only been gay with myself.

I've never gotten to be
gay with another person.

And Mom gets upset when I
even mention the thought

of marrying Anderson Cooper.

Okay. I have good news to tell them.

Right? So I tell them my good news,

then you tell them your news,

and then they won't even hear it.

Mm.

What news could you possibly have

that would eclipse
me having a boyfriend?

I scored over 1,000 on my SATs.

You whaaat?!

That is such great
news! Aren't we happy?

Nothing could ruin this moment.

- I also have news.
- Shh. Hang on, Kenny.

I have so many questions.

What? H-How? Why?

Shannon has been tutoring
me for the past few months.

That doesn't sound like
something Shannon would do

out of the kindness of her heart.

It's not.

I did it because you
promised Jimmy a car

if he broke 1,000 on his SATs.

And one day, his car's
going to be my hand-me-down.

Wait. Hang on.

We did not promise to get Jimmy a car.

Hey, I feel like we're
veering off course.

Maybe we could circle back to my news?

I knew you would react this way.

Jimmy: If I get over 1,000 on the SATs,

then you guys promise
to buy me a car?

[Eileen and Pat laughing hysterically]

Go ahead and fast-forward a little bit.

[Laughter continues]

[Both sighing "Oh"]

Pat: Fine. We will get you a car.

Do you think it's good
to have role models

who break their promises?

Or who laugh at your hopes and dreams?

Pat, can I whisper-argue with you
over here for a second, please?

[Whispering] What the hell was that?!

I thought you had good news.

I do. I'm getting a car.

Okay, that's not good for me.

It's great for me.

All right, your mother
and I have decided

to uphold our promise.

You can get a new used car.

- And I'm going with you to buy it.
- Wha...?

- You two turkeys would get
swindled in a heartbeat. - Hey!

Pat, your biggest flaw is that
you're just too nice to people.

He is.

He's the nicest one.

He's the nicest one in our family.

Up yours!

I'm nice!

Owww-wuh!

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.

Wow. Your tiny house makes
that sandwich look very large.

Mm. It's a hoagie, and it serves four.

While I have ya, I have
some pretty big news.

And I'm only telling you
and not Mom because...

you're the cool parent.

I have a boyfriend. His name is
Brett. I want you to meet him.

I hope you like him,
because if you like him,

then Mom will like
him, and since I like him,

it's important that
you all like him, too.

Well, of course I'm
gonna like him, Kenny.

[Laughs]

All right, buddy, your first boyfriend!

- Yeah.
- Ooh, I get to do

my "What are your
intentions with my son?" bit.

Oh, wow.

Or we could... you... Maybe
we could not do that?

Test-driving cars is fun.

And she drove like a dream.

I can't wait to
parallel-park her brains out.

Calm down, Jimmy.

One whiff of enthusiasm,

and they know they've
got you on the hook.

This is about establishing
who's in charge, all right?

And if all else fails...

we have this.

What?!

Are we rich?!

Yo, can we make it rain?! [Chuckles]

You see how you just reacted?

That's what cash does to
people. It makes them stupid.

So...

We gonna get you in
that car today, J-man?

Yeah! I love her! [Laughs]

It's just... stupid.

Mm, yeah, she's cool.

All right, well, I mean, the
car has everything you want.

And, uh, this is the best I can do.

Okay.

Oh! Yeah.

- This is perfect.
- Mm-hmm.

For me to spit my gum into.

Wha... We're leaving.

And we're taking our cash with us.

Come on, Jimmy.

Is that why we stopped for gum?

M-Mo...

Oh.

You have nothing to be nervous about.

My dad is very, very
excited to meet you.

I'm actually more nervous abou
him embarrassing me

with his lame jokes.

[Bells jingle]

Hey, guys.

I should tell you...

It's so validating going
to these gay places.

A guy just asked me
out and gave me a scone.

That's 'cause he's got good taste.

- How you doing?
- Hi. I'm Brett.

Brett, Pat O'Neal. Nice to meet you.

Ooh. Nice handshake.
Firm but not a showoff.

All right.

Have a seat, Brett.

Kenny has, uh, told me a lot about you.

Oh, really?

Did he tell you that I'm the
cool parent? Because I am.

[Laughter]

But not too cool.

[Laughs nervously]

Now, I don't want you bringin' our boy

back to the homestead in
the middle of the night.

You got me?

[Sighs] Here he goes.

So, what exactly are your
intentions with my son?

Um... nothing out of the ordinary.

And I can promise you I will
not get him pregnant, sir.

[Both laugh]

[Normal voice] Wait. You
guys are having sex already?

What? No! No.

He was making a joke 'cause
you were doing a thing!

And we're two dudes.
That's not possible.

- [Exhales sharply]
- I think what Brett is trying to say is,

it's great to meet you.

It really is, Pat.

I think "Mr. O'Neal" is
going to be just fine.

Kenny! Hi!

Hey. What are you guys doing here?

Well, Steve the colorist and
I are on our afternoon 15,

which ended an hour ago.

We're so bad.

[Both laugh]

Both we work on commission,
so it's really our loss.

[Both laugh]

I can't pay my rent.

[Laughter continues]

What are you up to, buddy?

Boyfriend drama.

You have a boyfriend?

I remember my first boyfriend.

He died.

Well, this is way worse.

Dad and Brett's first
meeting... Super-awkward.

Oh, they were probably
both just nervous.

You know what brought
Steve and I closer together?

An escape room.

What is that?

An escape room is a locked
space filled with puzzles

that you have to solve to get out.

It's a great bonding
experience for a group...

Unless, of course, someone is useless.

I'm claustrophobic.

And bad with puzzles.
And numbers. And groups.

Mm.

Wait. That sounds perfect.

Dad is great with numbers,

Brett is great with puzzles,
and I'm great with groups.

Just make sure that you don't
volunteer to be the group leader.

Otherwise, somebody could
strangle you out of frustration.

You found a clue, di't you?

[Whispering] Clive. Clive.

Hey.

Geez, they got you
working on a Saturday, huh?

Oh, yeah, just supervising detention.

Lot of these students,
they're throwaway kids.

Nobody cares about them, but... I do.

Hey! Scagnetti!

Don't worry about
what's going on out here!

Worry about where your
life's going! Nowhere!

What can I do you for, Pat?

I need your advice, but
you cannot tell Eileen.

I'm terrible at keeping secrets.

Kenny has a boyfriend,

and he wanted me
to meet him and not Eileen

because I'm supposed
to be the cooler parent,

but I was not cool,
Clive... Far from it!

Why did you tell me that?

Now I know Kenny has a boyfriend.

What? [Sighs]

What are you doing?

I am texting Eileen,
"Kenny has a boy..."

- You got to take the phone away from me!
- Clive, I need you to focus!

I'm spinning out here, okay?

What if I don't like Brett
because I just don't like

the idea of seeing Kenny with a boy?

Am I a homophobe?

You are not a homophobe.

You love white wine.

[Cellphone chimes]

It's Kenny.

He wants me to come and meet
up with him and Brett again.

See? He's giving you a second chance.

That's the key... Getting to know them,

realizing these kids,
there's goodness in all of...

[Claps hands] Hey! Scagnetti!

So help me, the last
thing you see in this world

will be this detention room.

And no one will care!

Scagnetti: Yeah! Ooh! Ooh!

Do you need to go handle that?

Nah, nah. Can lock them in.

[Door locks]

Come on, Pat. Let's go make
friends with a young boy.

So, what kind of car did we get?

Oh! Nothing! Zip! Zilch! Nada! Bonjour!

Because after every test-drive,

Mom would break the salesman
down to the brink of tears.

None of the cars fit our parameters.

And those men were weak.

What were your parameters?

Nothing crazy.

Just has to fit into our budget

and have everything on that list.

A latch system for infant car seats?

You never know when a
baby's gonna need a ride.

You can't get all of
this for that price.

Exactly! She was never
gonna let me buy a car!

This is like that time that you told me

that I could go to the
moon for my birthday.

There is no moon!

Jimmy.

There's moon.

Look, if you feel

you can negotiate those
terms for my price,

you're more than welcome to try it.

Here.

I trust you with this.

Like an adult.

- Want me to hold that for you, buddy?
- Yes, please.

'Kay.

Aah!

[Exhales deeply] Thank you, Shannon.

[Eerie music plays]

It was a foul, dark night

when old Mr. Newman found his wife dead.

You have one hour to escape the room

and find the murderer before
he returns for you.

- Thank you for doing this with me.
- [Clears throat]

Now that I have your attention, sleuths,

the teams that escape with their lives

are the ones who assign a
leader and work together.

This is your chance.
Let Brett be the leader.

Show him you're respectful.
Let my dad be the leader.

- You be the leader.
- You can be the leader.

No, really, you should be the leader.

- All right, wonderful.
- No, no, I insist.

Let him be the leader.

Ooh! A plot twist. Here you are.

No, you should be the
leader. You're older.

What's that supposed to mean?

Like, more experienced.

Fine. I'll do it.

I'm actually really good at
solving puzzles and stuff.

- Excellent.
- Oh, well, on second thought,

I am a cop, and I have
solved several puzzles myself,

called crimes.

Guys, I'm auditioning for
"Pippin" in like two hours,

so I'm starting the clock either way,

and you just figure it out.

Ooooh!

[Door slams, locks]

Hey.

So, I ran my algorithm,

and unless we're willing
to fly to Germany,

I can't find anything
that fits Mom's criteria.

It's a fool's errand.

Well, this fool is about
to go on an errand to get a car.

I met a nice man named
Ranger on Craigslist

who has the perfect car
that fits our budget.

- [Cellphone chimes]
- Oh. My Uber's here. I got to run.

Ranger is waiting for me in an
alley behind the Dollar Store

on the South Side, and
I don't want to be late.

So... give me the cash?

On one hand, I'm suspect.

On the other hand, I really
hate riding on the bus.

[Clicking, whirring]

Here you go.

Wait a minute.

What's going on here?

I'd rather not talk about it.

Is that one of my Hot Wheels?

I'm onto you, Shannon.

Okay, guys, as your default leader,

I am happy to report that we are close

to solving our first clue.

So let's really think
about what this means, okay?

"When the stars align,
the Earth will turn."

I got nothing. I got nothing.

It seems like if we work together,

we can solve this puzzle,

and maybe even the larger puzzle...

Of us.

Oh, hey. Maybe this star
has something to do with it.

Here's the globe.

Oh, can I have the star?

Oh, you want to be the hero
who puts the star in the globe?

Okay, it's the first clue.
Nobody's really the hero here.

Here you go. I'm sure
you can figure it out.

Oh, let's hope so.

Just put the star in a star hole.

If they don't figure
that out, it's all right.

I'm actually just
about to pick this lock.

Clive, that is a painting
of a lock on a fake door.

Copy that.

- Can I help you?
- I've got it!

Okay, you know what, Dad?

- Can I speak to you over by
the sconce, please? - Why?

Maybe there's a clue. Just
come over to the sconce!

- Is the sconce real?
- [Exhales sharply]

I cannot tell what is real.

Okay, Brett is working
very hard to impress you,

and you're being totally rude.

- No, I am not.
- Yes, you are.

H-H-He has tried everything,

and nothing has been good enough.

The only thing I can think
of is that he's a boy.

At least Mom has been honest about
her feelings from the beginning.

Maybe you actually aren't
okay with me being with a guy.

No, Kenny, that is not it. I am
very proud to have a gay son.

And I have watched too many episodes

of "Dancing With the
Stars" to be a homophobe.

Okay, then what is it?

I just don't like Brett!

That was real.

I can't believe you let Jimmy
buy a car off of Craigslist.

You're the one who gave him
the envelope full of cash.

Don't pin this on me, lady.

Oh, I gave him awful advice.

I taught him all my power moves,

which is fine if you're talking
to Daniel at the dealership.

But you can't spit your
gum at a man named Ranger.

You spit your gum at somebody?

Am I the only one who
understands the art of the deal?

You must have seen one
decent car he could take to college.

Well, yes, of course.
We saw dozens of cars.

But...

Jimmy needs a little extra protection.

And I'm just worried that
out there in the world,

people aren't gonna do that for him.

Maybe you're just not
ready for him to leave.

Well, I'm definitely not
ready for him to get mugged

by a guy named Ranger.

I should have given him my rape whistle.

You have a rape whistle?

You don't?

Well, the last 30 minutes
of that escape room

really flew by, huh?

Still not talking to you.

Kenny, come on!

[Sighing] Ay-yi-yi.

Well, thanks for coming,
buddy. Sorry it was such a bust.

Oh, hey, I'd rather fail with
you than with Scagnetti.

Oh, my God. I forgot about those kids.

I better skedaddle.

Plus, if I see Eileen,

I'm gonna tell her
everything about today.

- [Knock on door]
- [Gasps]

It's her.

It's not her. Clive, she lives here.

- She wouldn't knock.
- Oh.

Hi, Mr. O'Neal.

[Sighs] "Mr. O'Neal."
Ethan, that was my dad.

- You can call me Pat.
- Okay.

I have Shannon's homework.
She left it at my house.

Shannon's not home.

Do you want me to leave it? Or take it?

Or should I come back another time?

Or maybe you want me to
leave it on the porch.

If you have a rock...

Ethan. Just give it to me.

I'm sorry, sir.

Now it's "sir"? [Sighs]

You hear this little suck-up, Clive?

This is who my daughter's dating.

I think he's being quite respectful.

Never had a child call me "sir"...

Even this one, and
I'm his vice-principal.

- Can I go now?
- No.

You know, you think Brett's too casual,

you think Ethan's too formal.

You just don't like kids.

That's ridiculous. I love kids.

First of all, I like my
kids. I like the neighbor's kids.

I even like that Allison
friend of Kenny's,

and she's a real snooze fest.

- Ugh. She is awful.
- Yeah.

But none of those kids are
dating your kids.

Son of a bitch. You're right.

[Tires screech, doors open]

Stop! Our dad's a cop!

What are you guys doing here?

We're here to save you
from this sketchy lowlife.

Mom! This is Ranger.

He's moving to Omaha to
take care of his sick sister.

That's why he's selling his car.

Yeah, right! What does she have?

Advanced lupus.

Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

So why'd you lure my
son into this alley?

Because he's having his going-away party

at a hipster warehouse right there.

[Hip-hop music plays]

Oh. Yeah, I-I didn't see them.

Hi.

The car meets all your requirements.

Does it have a latch system
for an infant car seat?

Yes, ma'am.

You never know when you're
gonna need to give a baby a ride.

Well, I misjudged you.

Oh, it's okay. I have a mom, too.

She's all yours, kid.

[Sighs]

Yes!

I did it!

My first car!

I used all your power moves.

I'm very proud of you, Jimmy.

You're gonna look great
driving that car to college.

Maybe this baby bird's
ready to leave the nest.

[Voice breaking] We're really gonna
miss having you around all the time.

[Voice breaking]
Don't... Don't you do that.

You know that when
you cry that I cry.

[Both crying]

Eh. I guess I can have a feeling.

You come here.

[Crying continues]

Look, here's the point... Is...

I'm your dad.

It's my job to protect you.

So nobody is ever gonna
be good enough for you.

And especially since this is
your first real relationship,

I'm setting the bar even higher

because I know that
you deserve a great guy.

I know, but Brett is a great guy.

He's sweet and smart,
and he likes my dorkiness.

He even likes my sense of humor,
that I got from you.

[Chuckles]

I am pretty funny.

So I am going to try with Brett, okay?

Because I know how much he means to you.

Thank you.

Aaaaaaaaa... dorable.

You're a real quiet
breather, aren't you?

[Door opens]

Yo, yo!

Guess which Sagittarius is
the proud owner of a Taurus!

Okay, Jimmy, for the last
time, you are a Virgo.

Clive?

I tried calling you today.

Are you feeling all right? You look ill.

Kenny has a boyfriend!

I'm so sorry.

He's just a friend who's a boy

that he has sexual... chemistry with.

Oh, no. They're the cutest couple!

I can't stop!

[Door opens, slams]

[Door opens]

His name is Brett. He's a keeper.

Can't tell you enough how sorry I am.

[Door closes]

I'm sorry you had to
find out that way, Mom.

Me too.

I was waiting for you to tell me.

What?

You knew this whole time?

Of course I did. I'm not blind.

I could see it when you were
singing into each other's eyes

at the Christmas concert.

And... And you're okay with it?

I don't think I have a choice.

I'll take that as you're okay with it.

We can't stop you kids from growing up.

But that's not gonna stop me

from looking at your baby pictures

and thinking about the good old days,

when I made all the decisions.

Well, hey, come on. Let's
go check out your ride.

Oh! Shotgun!

Oh, wait! I'm driving.

[Chuckles]

Uh, I had a mild stroke.

No, I used that last week.

I'm just gonna speak off the cuff.

I'm gonna talk from the
heart to these kids here.

- All righty.
- [Door unlocks]

What?

Son of a gun.

Those damn throwaway
kids escaped tonight.

No, no, no, no, no!

Damn it, Scagnetti! I know this was you!

- Oh, God. I'm trapped again.
- Scagnetti: [Laughs]

- Come on! Scagnetti!
- Yeah! [Laughs]

I'm gonna rip off your head
and [bleep] down your neck!

No, come on, guys! I'm
just fooling around!

- Up yours, Murray!
- Hey, guys?

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