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♪ T-H-E-T-A ♪
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♪ T-H-E-T-A ♪
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♪ Theta ♪
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♪ Theta ♪
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♪ Ooh, stop ♪
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♪ There ain't no woman ♪
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♪ Like a Theta woman ♪
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Come on, now!
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♪ Theta ♪
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♪ There ain't nothing greater ♪
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Theta! Theta!
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♪ Theta girls are lovely, we're so fine
Rah ♪
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♪ And we came to rah ♪
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Go on, number two!
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♪ Theta ♪
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♪ Theta ♪
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♪ Theta ♪
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♪ Theta ♪
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♪ Eighth wonder of the world
Is a Theta girl ♪
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♪ He parted the sea ♪
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♪ When he made me ♪
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♪ Red, black, and gold ♪
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♪ Deep down in my soul ♪
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♪ Theta Chi Phi
You already know ♪
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Hmm...
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♪ Sah! ♪
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♪ Mmm, ska! ♪
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♪ Ska! ♪
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♪ Ska! ♪
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Alright.
Zeta Rho Nu's up next.
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Zeta Rho Nu, take to the stage.
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Damn, girl!
Looked like a sniper hit you.
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- Oh, God. That was so embarrassing.
- I'm a Theta now.
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- I don't care what people think.
- Exactly. You're a Theta now.
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Start caring.
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Jamilah! Oh! What's up, girl?
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- Worlds mixing, head spinning.
- I know, right?
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Oh, Beth, this is... This is Aisha.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And Cheryl, one of our neos.
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Neo is short for "neophyte."
It means she just crossed.
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Ooh, crossed what?
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Crossed the burning sands.
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Oh!
So, you're like a Theta for real now.
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Like for real, for real.
Mazel tov, neo. That show was...
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Fine for exhibition.
They've got to step it up for competition.
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We will. Alright, look,
I've got to say hi to somebody, OK?
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What?
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I do not choreograph all that dopeness
so heifers can perform it mediocrely.
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What's Theta's motto?
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"Perfection over excellence,
sister over self."
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- Exactly.
- I get it.
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But let a sister have her moment.
Don't be a Theta-hater. OK?
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My house would have been a murder scene
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if our sorority tried to work
together like that.
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Yeah, well, Thetas,
we don't F around with stepping.
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No, you don't.
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Stepping is like African dance
meets hip-hop...
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Three words.
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Stomp the Yard.
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You think I'd miss a movie
with a bunch of shirtless black men
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and Chris Brown getting shot?
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How do you two know each other?
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I was Beth's TA.
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Ouch!
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Or friend.
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TAs don't bail you out of jail
after a fake ID bust.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've got to go holler at a brother or two.
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Bye!
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Bye.
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Damn, girl.
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Your man cooks dinner for you,
and you're going to Harvard Law together?
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I need to get on your life track.
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Dane got into Harvard early.
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My application is in. I just need
to get my parents' recommendation.
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It's just a formality.
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I'll definitely get in. I'm a legacy.
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And, well...
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I'm me.
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Girl, bye.
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♪ Oh, oh, Zeta Nu, oh, oh ♪
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Yoo-hoo!
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Is that the ebony to my ivory?
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You know it is.
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- Hey.
- Ooh, what are you making?
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Something special.
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Why don't you let it simmer
and give me what I'm really hungry for?
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- Babe...
- Sexy, dirty, big...
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Mom! Dad!
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Hey.
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Isn't this a great surprise?
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Like Pearl Harbor.
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So, who died?
You guys only surprise me with bad news.
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You did it
with the last two dead relatives.
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If I do say so myself, I put my
whole entire foot up in this gumbo.
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Dane, we love you
like a rescue puppy.
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You do realize that
you're Mayflower white, right?
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- Country-club-brochure white?
- Yes.
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I hate that I'm lumped in with my brutal,
imperialist, plutocratic white brethren
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who have committed every modern atrocity
on a macro-systemic level.
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We know. You're an African American
Studies and Poli-Sci major.
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All great prep for Harvard.
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God, I can't wait.
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Matching law degrees.
We're gonna change the world.
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Aw. Reminds me of when
we were at Harvard.
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We all wanted to change the world.
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And it is a shame that the one of us
that has the power to do it...
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Here we go.
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...is a sinewy, self-aggrandizing ham.
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Yvonne had a little rivalry
with a certain former first lady.
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Mom, seriously...
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Who has beef with Michelle Obama?
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That heifer...
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That heifer stole my internship.
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If you were more driven,
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you would understand
just how devastating that is.
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Who needs drive when I inherited
your natural brilliance, Mom.
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And thighs.
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- Enough.
- Take the good with the bad.
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Oh, I deserve credit
for not mentioning that.
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She adorns the walls with paintings
by mental patients.
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Yvonne!
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I'll tell that to the 12-year-olds from
the community center who painted them,
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Mother.
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You...
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I deserve credit. My grades are tight.
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I was chapter president of our sorority.
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I love it here at Westcott.
I'm doing fine.
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Harvard will not be possible
with transcripts that are just "fine."
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I'm a legacy. Hello!
That's like automatic admission.
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Jamilah, we came here today to tell you
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that we will not be giving you
our legacy endorsement for Harvard.
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We had an agreement.
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If you earned a 4.0 GPA,
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we would give you
the letter of recommendation.
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Dad!
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Sorry, I have to live with her.
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It's more important
that you build your own legacy,
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not inherit ours.
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Sweetheart,
we don't want to give you a fish.
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We want to teach you to fish.
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Speaking of fish,
the halibut in this gumbo is on fleek!
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What is fleek?
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Bishop!
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What's up, player?
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You're a little jumpy this morning.
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Just...
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hadn't had my coffee yet, but...
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Dean Berman?
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You're a Harvard alum, right?
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Yep. They gave me a great education
and a husband.
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Nick was a studly, closeted lacrosse star.
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He'd sneak into my room,
and with the passion of ten sailors...
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Such a good story. It reminds me of
when we talked about the boundaries.
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Boundaries. Right, right.
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You know what?
Harvard is my top choice for law school.
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I could actually really use
an alumni recommendation.
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Aren't your parents alums?
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Um...
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Yes. But "legacy" -
that's just a fancy word for nepotism.
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Home is where the Harvard is.
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I just made that up.
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Home is where the Harvard is.
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♪ Oh, my, my ♪
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♪ Look at it, girl ♪
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♪ Just touch down ♪
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♪ Add it to the show ♪
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♪ I'm not phased
Because we're in another city ♪
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♪ But I swear to God... ♪
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Hey, girl!
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Jumpy Jam.
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You know what calms me down?
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Is there something?
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Weed, Billie Holiday,
Grand Theft Auto...
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Oh, and tickling my man
in the rowboat.
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You know what I mean?
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I have no idea what you mean.
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What's wrong?
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My dad and my bougie egg donor
are in town.
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- Oh.
- Fricking killing me.
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I need, like, all the drinks.
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Well, SBB is having a party tonight.
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I know you think white sororities
are beer-soaked brothels
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with less sisterhood
than an honor stoning.
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Yeah.
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But if you're just trying
to drown your sorrows...
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come to my beer-soaked brothel.
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♪ Shake my body ♪
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♪ Shake my body ♪
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Chug.
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Is that a twerk pyramid?
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Yes!
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Nectar of the gods, ladies?
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Yep!
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Are you gonna get "white girl" wasted?
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Hate this song!
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Yes!
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Yeah. Hey!
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The next one's a neck shot, douche.
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Amber, this is my girl, Jamilah.
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Amber is the only one in SBB
I've never wanted to choke out.
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I don't let her choke out the girls,
but sometimes we pee in their shampoo.
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Yeah!
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This is Libby.
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And believe it or not, the whole
southern belle thing is not an act.
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Oh, Beth!
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Libby, this is my friend Jamilah.
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So nice to meet you. You all want to play?
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Oh, no. I'm from Philly.
We don't play with our drinks.
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How precious!
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I've been dying to go to those mooky,
blue-collar towns, like Philly or Detroit.
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Oh, my gosh.
Have you ever been stabbed...
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Oh, my God.
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♪ My heart was so low ♪
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Wait, you have black SBBs?
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What?
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♪ Love is a battlefield ♪
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Oh, Saundra, that was amazing.
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This is my girl, Jamilah.
Jamilah, Saundra.
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You killed it, sis.
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We're not related.
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♪ You're as cold as ice ♪
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Somebody likes being
the only chocolate in the candy dish.
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Oh, my God!
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And that, right there, is Danielle Harris.
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She's like a skinny Kim Jong Ew.
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The Zeta Lambda Pi social tomorrow
may get awkward.
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Amber called them all "Date-a-Bi" as some
brothers know their way around a shlong.
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I wanted to bite off her nipple
and spit it at her!
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Hi, Danielle.
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This is my friend Jamilah.
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And this is her first SBB party.
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Then where is her goddamn beer?
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Be a better hostess, Beth.
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Oh, no. I don't really do beer.
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Weird.
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So, interested in rushing SBB?
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Actually, I'm a Theta.
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- Not heard of it. I'm sure it's great.
- It's a black sorority.
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OMG.
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They are so mysterious!
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Do they really beat you until you pass out
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and brand you like cattle
with a hot coat hanger?
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I saw it on 20/20.
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Maybe it was The View.
Whatever! It was totally Babs.
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Do you line up in bikinis and circle
each other's cellulite with a marker?
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Used to.
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Ah, the good old days!
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How come none of your sororities
have houses?
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Why don't you participate in Greek Week?
Oh! We have a black girl in ours.
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- Do you have a white girl?
- Oh, my God.
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- Are you the ones who do the screeching?
- Danielle!
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00:12:39,529 --> 00:12:41,370
Beth, sweetie.
256
00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:42,789
That ensemble:
257
00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:45,080
five years and ten pounds ago, maybe.
258
00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:47,460
That's a hard "maybe".
259
00:12:51,169 --> 00:12:52,919
So, that beer. Do you have Heineken?
260
00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:54,379
No, skip that. Do you have crack?
261
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:13,399
Jamilah?
262
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,529
I'm deactivating.
263
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:16,990
What?
264
00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,580
You can just quit your sorority?
265
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,289
Black Greeks are like gangs.
266
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,750
You get out when you die.
267
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:26,830
Damn.
268
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,789
My point is...
269
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:30,039
weak people quit.
270
00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:32,090
- I'm not weak.
- Why are you quitting?
271
00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:33,460
I have tried!
272
00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,759
But all these girls care about is
273
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:41,350
blow-drying their hair,
and getting skinny and getting wasted...
274
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,470
But there's sex.
275
00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,600
That's true.
276
00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:46,269
SBB has helped me get mad laid.
277
00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:50,440
No! I mean there's sex happening
right in front of me.
278
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,440
This is just like summer camp!
279
00:13:53,019 --> 00:13:54,230
Oh, no!
280
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,820
Oh, no, no, no!
281
00:13:56,899 --> 00:13:57,740
Bad Libby!
282
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,409
Oh, oh, oh. Hey, Libby!
283
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,529
- Get up, Libby!
- Beth, please go away.
284
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,200
- You're making it awkward, and I like you.
- Oh, my...
285
00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:07,710
Stop it! I'm trying... to help you!
286
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,960
- Bishop!
- God.
287
00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:15,919
- This has got to stop.
- Are you hung over?
288
00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:18,090
No.
289
00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:19,799
Well, wring out your liver, Bishop.
290
00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:22,139
We have got a big problem.
291
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,929
There is a video online
292
00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:27,600
of a Sigma Beta Beta member
having sex on their lawn!
293
00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,139
They're making porn on...
294
00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:30,769
Get down, Libby!
295
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,399
They're making porn on my campus.
296
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,399
It's gone viral.
297
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,570
Poor choice of words.
298
00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:37,860
If they can't get their shit together,
I am pulling their charter!
299
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,029
Yeah...
300
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:40,820
Terrible.
301
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,779
Goodness!
302
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:44,120
Get down!
303
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,950
Am I supposed to say something else?
304
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:49,330
That you're gonna help fix this!
You understand Greek culture.
305
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:51,789
Oh, no. I understand black Greek culture.
306
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,789
Look, you make this SBB mess go away,
307
00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:55,750
and I'll guarantee you
admission to Harvard.
308
00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:59,840
- Nick and I will both endorse you.
- Oh, OK...
309
00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:01,259
We want to create a distraction,
310
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:05,009
make SBB look like positive contributors
to the community.
311
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:07,269
Ooh.
312
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:10,100
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
What if they did that steppy thing?
313
00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:11,690
- Steppy thing?
- You know...
314
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,309
That's Voguing.
315
00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:16,519
Please stop. Please...
316
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:20,110
Don't you have a competition coming up?
You have that charity step deal.
317
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,700
Yes, but I can't teach them.
318
00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:24,779
- My black card would get revoked.
- Do you want to go to Harvard or not?
319
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,250
Frigging amateurs. When I have sex
outdoors, what I like to do is...
320
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,080
- Boundaries, boundaries!
- Sorry.
321
00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:36,169
Boundaries.
322
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:39,879
I cannot believe
you're not stepping with us this year.
323
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,429
- I'm mad at you. You're killing me, OK?
- I've been spending all my time on Theta.
324
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,639
- I have to focus on getting into Harvard.
- Alright.
325
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,009
You are a dope choreographer.
You don't need me.
326
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,889
You're right. You're right.
I am seriously dope.
327
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:51,980
Thanks.
328
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,690
Hey, did you guys hear about that sorority
that had sex on their lawn?
329
00:15:57,769 --> 00:16:03,070
Oh, yeah! Somebody Tweeted,
"S-B-B stands for Skanky Bougie Broads."
330
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:04,610
It was me.
331
00:16:05,159 --> 00:16:06,409
Of course it was!
332
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:11,200
Dean Berman is trying
to rehabilitate their image,
333
00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:13,159
get them to do something outstanding.
334
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,129
You mean get through a sentence
without the word "like"?
335
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,799
I mean like having them step.
336
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:26,799
Wait. White people, stepping?
337
00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:29,429
- I know.
- That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
338
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:30,929
The dumbest. It's so stupid.
339
00:16:31,019 --> 00:16:32,639
Stepping is a black Greek thing.
340
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,639
Uh-huh.
341
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:37,730
I will say, though, that we did get
our letters and organizational structure
342
00:16:37,809 --> 00:16:40,149
from white fraternities and sororities.
343
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,690
What's wrong with sharing
one part of our culture with them?
344
00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:46,029
Helping white Greeks jack our traditions
345
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,950
is a slap in the face to our founders.
346
00:16:48,029 --> 00:16:49,990
- Hmm.
- No, worse.
347
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,659
A slap in the face, then a headlock,
and a weave yank.
348
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,120
And that isn't cute.
349
00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:58,750
So, just to be clear, you're not on board?
350
00:16:58,830 --> 00:16:59,919
Not even close.
351
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,049
Right.
352
00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:04,259
Can you imagine, all those little Beckys
trying to get the beat?
353
00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,630
They're trying...
354
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,759
Girl, you're crazy.
355
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:07,930
Dean Berman.
356
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:09,509
Idiot.
357
00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:13,269
Ladies, this probation is preposterous.
358
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:16,480
We are not going to take this lying down,
like a pillow princess.
359
00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:20,230
Our redemption begins at tonight's social
with Zeta Pi.
360
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:22,980
- I still like "Date-a-Bi" better.
- You would, fruit fly.
361
00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:25,819
Be aggressively delightful tonight!
362
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,240
Have sunshine shooting out
of your hooters.
363
00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:31,119
You must all be sunshine hooter shooters.
364
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,490
Hello. Middle of a meeting...
365
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:36,079
Sorry. OK, you all remember Jamilah.
366
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,460
She works for Dean Berman
in Student Affairs.
367
00:17:38,539 --> 00:17:42,549
She wants to talk to us
about our suspension.
368
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,970
Please, enlighten us.
369
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:53,220
So, I think I have a way to save
your charter and get you reinstated.
370
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,930
You would compete in a charity step show.
371
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,109
It would show the Dean
that you are capable of teamwork,
372
00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:06,279
community service,
373
00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:07,279
cultural awareness
374
00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:09,359
and you would get great press.
375
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:12,329
That could be really fun!
I'm an excellent country line dancer.
376
00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:13,779
That surprises no one.
377
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:14,990
Thanks, but no thanks.
378
00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,289
We're sorority girls, not showgirls.
379
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,420
Actually, you'd be legends -
380
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,420
the first white Greeks ever to step.
381
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,500
Uh...
382
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,380
We're not all white Greeks.
383
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,880
Right.
384
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:28,130
Thank you.
385
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:31,839
Stepping requires
an extraordinary amount of discipline.
386
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,180
And to make it easier,
mentally and physically,
387
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:35,559
we don't drink during the week.
388
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,309
Jesus Christ. Calm down.
389
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:43,019
I'm sorry, but Margarita Mondays
at Borracho's - that's an SBB tradition.
390
00:18:43,109 --> 00:18:44,900
Turnt Up Tuesdays at Fleck's? Hello?
391
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:48,069
And if you think we're missing
Wine-down Wednesdays at Bedspins,
392
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:48,990
you can lick my...
393
00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:50,359
I think we've heard enough.
394
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,410
SBBs, we're out.
395
00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:53,319
No, no.
396
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:54,410
Beth.
397
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,250
The Dean is making an example of us.
398
00:18:58,329 --> 00:19:01,210
SBB has become a beacon
of powerful, sexy bitches
399
00:19:01,289 --> 00:19:02,539
that every guy wants to be with
400
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,710
and every girl wants to lose 30 pounds
and be like.
401
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:07,670
We are highly respected on Greek row.
That's all that matters.
402
00:19:09,839 --> 00:19:13,299
Hey, SBB. There's a ficus in the corner.
403
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,430
Start screwing.
404
00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:16,849
Oh, where's Tyler?
He's gonna get some!
405
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:19,769
- I thought Devin nailed her!
- I think they both hit it!
406
00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:24,230
SBB, STD!
407
00:19:29,859 --> 00:19:30,859
Did you order food?
408
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,859
No. I just ate.
409
00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:37,619
OK.
410
00:19:37,789 --> 00:19:38,789
Ugh.
411
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:40,960
Nice digs.
412
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,500
Well, look who has their own slice
of Wonder bread.
413
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:45,460
Pumpernickel.
414
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:46,539
Hmm.
415
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,420
Can I help you with something?
416
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,170
Step show. We're in.
417
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:52,970
Great.
418
00:19:54,049 --> 00:19:55,140
SBB tomorrow, 9:00.
419
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,390
Can't wait.
420
00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:00,769
Seriously, a Snuggie?
421
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:08,109
I'm sorry. Did I... Did I hear that right?
You're teaching a white sorority to step?
422
00:20:09,569 --> 00:20:11,069
Dean Berman is forcing me.
423
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:14,240
Look, there are better ways to impress
Harvard than playing Debbie Allen.
424
00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:17,829
Oh, well, thanks for having my back,
just like you did with my parents.
425
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,200
They had a point.
You don't aim high enough.
426
00:20:20,289 --> 00:20:22,500
Your ancestors fought
for your access to education.
427
00:20:22,579 --> 00:20:24,170
- Honor their struggle.
- Struggle?
428
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,630
You should honor my struggle
not to slap you.
429
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:29,039
Snuggle me!
430
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:37,299
It is 9:17 p.m., ladies.
431
00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:39,259
You are late to an event taking place
432
00:20:39,349 --> 00:20:41,519
literally a hundred feet
from your bedroom.
433
00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:43,640
Get your flat asses in gear!
434
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,140
Go, go, go!
435
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:48,019
My ass is perfectly shaped for my frame!
436
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,109
Line up in two rows.
437
00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:53,069
Do we have to do this in the basement?
It is really creepy down here.
438
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:54,859
Says the girl who does it in the bushes.
439
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:56,529
Stepping makes a lot of noise.
440
00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:59,829
If we do this upstairs, your neighbors
will burn this place to the ground.
441
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:02,119
Where's Amber?
442
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,369
Does she get a demerit, Drill Sargent?
443
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,500
You know,
when I was president of my sorority,
444
00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:08,880
I led by example.
445
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,960
Maybe if you tried that,
your charter wouldn't be in danger.
446
00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:13,549
Ooh!
447
00:21:15,049 --> 00:21:17,589
OK. Now that we're all here...
448
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,390
What makes a great step team?
449
00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:22,390
- Oh! Big-ass feet.
- Jesus.
450
00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:23,470
Clever.
451
00:21:23,769 --> 00:21:25,430
- But no.
- Oh.
452
00:21:25,519 --> 00:21:27,599
- Unity.
- Unity! I was going to guess that.
453
00:21:27,690 --> 00:21:30,359
In order to create the beat,
everyone has to be in sync.
454
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,319
Like our periods.
455
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,069
The audience spots mistakes
and weak links immediately,
456
00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,279
and then you are done.
457
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,200
You have to think of yourselves
as limbs of the same body.
458
00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:40,119
Sounds really corporate retreat-y.
459
00:21:40,529 --> 00:21:42,410
Are we gonna do trust falls next?
460
00:21:45,289 --> 00:21:46,750
Do not talk while I am talking.
461
00:21:46,829 --> 00:21:49,079
I'll extend you the same courtesy.
462
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,289
It's like mutual respect.
463
00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:52,839
OK?
464
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,670
OK. Let's back it up a little bit.
465
00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:57,049
Let me see you guys dance.
466
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:59,390
We are here to step.
That's different to dance.
467
00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:00,509
You're right.
468
00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:03,059
But I've got to see what I'm working with.
469
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,519
First five.
470
00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,730
♪ Turn it up right now ♪
471
00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:13,019
♪ Left foot, right foot
Left foot, right foot ♪
472
00:22:13,109 --> 00:22:15,279
♪ Left foot, right foot
Get it on ♪
473
00:22:15,819 --> 00:22:19,109
♪ Left foot, right foot
Left foot, right foot ♪
474
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,740
♪ Left foot, right foot
Put your hands up ♪
475
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:23,779
Waa!
476
00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:27,789
♪ Hit it on them, hit it on them
Hit it on them ♪
477
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:32,500
♪ Hit it on them, hit it on them
Hit it on them ♪
478
00:22:32,589 --> 00:22:33,670
♪ Put your hands up ♪
479
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:37,380
♪ OK, people, let's get started
I'm the turn up king ♪
480
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:39,680
♪ So I'm piping
Every guy is like, "Aye" ♪
481
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,759
♪ If you can't dance... ♪
482
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,049
Um...
483
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:44,140
♪ It's OK
Left foot, right foot ♪
484
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,509
♪ Come and swing my way ♪
485
00:22:45,599 --> 00:22:48,890
♪ Memphis is my state
But I'm always in the A ♪
486
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,519
♪ And when I do my dance
Everybody's like "Ay"
487
00:22:51,599 --> 00:22:54,730
♪ Swag surfing caught a wave
And I ain't coming back down ♪
488
00:22:54,819 --> 00:22:57,690
♪ Left foot, right foot
Turn up right now ♪
489
00:22:57,779 --> 00:23:00,240
OK! I've seen enough.
490
00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:02,529
Alright. Today,
we're gonna do some stepping.
491
00:23:02,619 --> 00:23:04,119
I'm gonna teach you an eight-count.
492
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,660
Watch my hands, watch my feet,
and really listen to the rhythm.
493
00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:14,420
OK. Now, slow...
494
00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:21,220
Now you try it.
495
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:24,849
Five, six, seven, eight.
496
00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:27,309
Stomp, clap, slap.
497
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:28,890
Stomp, clap.
498
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:32,140
Bend your knees.
499
00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:41,069
OK, just stop! This is so childish.
500
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:43,200
This is going to impress no one.
501
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:44,660
Danielle...
502
00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:46,529
try the step alone.
503
00:23:47,579 --> 00:23:48,950
My pleasure.
504
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,960
Oh, my God.
505
00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,130
Is she crazy?
506
00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:03,380
Something like that?
507
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,140
Let's call it a night, ladies.
508
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,890
Practice this on your own.
Same time tomorrow.
509
00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:15,230
Oh, my God.
510
00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:22,400
I totally only drink things
with "skinny" in the title.
511
00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:24,319
Like my handy work?
512
00:24:25,529 --> 00:24:28,240
I built this so you can grab a bottle
from anywhere,
513
00:24:28,329 --> 00:24:30,789
and the rest will redistribute
without breaking.
514
00:24:31,789 --> 00:24:33,960
Are you a... Are you a new pledge, or...?
515
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,119
Oh, hell, no.
516
00:24:36,579 --> 00:24:40,460
You'd have to pay me, like, 12
Scrooge McDuck gold vaults to pledge SBB,
517
00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:43,009
especially with Darth Hater as president.
518
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:47,299
Wow. Duck Tales and a Star Wars
reference in one sentence.
519
00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:49,890
What's your name, not pledge?
520
00:24:50,309 --> 00:24:51,309
Jamilah.
521
00:24:51,349 --> 00:24:52,349
Jamilah.
522
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:54,980
That's Arabic for "beautiful" or "lovely."
523
00:24:55,059 --> 00:24:56,940
I'm a former Arabic Studies minor.
524
00:24:57,019 --> 00:24:59,150
I wanted to open a ski resort
in Afghanistan.
525
00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:00,859
What could go wrong there?
526
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,819
Kevin.
527
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,529
So, you just hang out
in sorority houses, Kevin?
528
00:25:11,289 --> 00:25:12,329
It's pretty creepy.
529
00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:15,000
"Darth Hater" is my sister.
530
00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:18,460
Danielle?
531
00:25:18,539 --> 00:25:21,500
Nipple. Ass! Bitch. Christ. Crack.
Hooters. Spit it at her!
532
00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:22,880
Danielle?
533
00:25:23,549 --> 00:25:24,839
- Sorry. Her?
- Yeah.
534
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:26,839
- So, you're adopted?
- Yeah.
535
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:29,599
Sorry I'm late, Kev.
Somebody ran practice late.
536
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,799
So, like 20 minutes.
537
00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:39,690
My brother makes very bad decisions
when it comes to relationships.
538
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:40,980
I like to counsel him
539
00:25:41,059 --> 00:25:44,109
because I'm an amazing sister
and an excellent leader.
540
00:25:45,150 --> 00:25:46,319
I'll be right back.
541
00:25:48,569 --> 00:25:51,029
- You...
- Easy. Easy.
542
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,660
- She touched your hair.
- Yes, Sharpton. Sharpton!
543
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:55,119
We used to bathe together as kids.
544
00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:56,910
She gets a pass.
545
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,750
Good luck with that.
546
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,920
Thanks for the drink.
547
00:26:02,589 --> 00:26:03,589
Yep.
548
00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:06,259
Well, I'm around if you need anything!
549
00:26:06,339 --> 00:26:08,220
So, I realized you guys are missing
550
00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:11,089
some of the basic cultural building blocks
for stepping,
551
00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:13,099
plus Danielle thinks this is childish.
552
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,809
And that gave me an idea.
553
00:26:15,349 --> 00:26:16,980
This is Deja. This is Alani.
554
00:26:17,059 --> 00:26:19,900
They're from 40th Street,
where my sorority volunteers every week.
555
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:23,069
Why would you be doing community service
if you didn't get a DUI?
556
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,690
The shade is real.
557
00:26:25,779 --> 00:26:26,779
Ooh!
558
00:26:26,859 --> 00:26:29,200
OK. Show them what you got, ladies.
559
00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:34,789
♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪
560
00:26:34,869 --> 00:26:37,700
♪ All dressed in black, black, black ♪
561
00:26:37,789 --> 00:26:40,170
♪ With silver buttons, buttons, buttons ♪
562
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,960
♪ All down her back, back, back ♪
563
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,880
OK, fine. That was precious.
564
00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:50,180
But everybody's played
"Patty Cake" as a kid.
565
00:26:50,259 --> 00:26:52,390
Oh, no, no.
"Patty Cake" is Taylor Swift.
566
00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:55,059
"Miss Mary Mack" is Beyoncé.
567
00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:58,140
Partner up. Give it a shot.
568
00:27:00,059 --> 00:27:02,019
♪ White, white girl ♪
569
00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:03,559
♪ White girl ♪
570
00:27:05,819 --> 00:27:06,819
Hello?
571
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,450
♪ White, white girl ♪
572
00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:15,529
Come on, sis.
Don't let the white girl out-rhythm you.
573
00:27:16,539 --> 00:27:19,869
Excuse me, young lady.
Is that how we speak to our elders?
574
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,500
- It is in my house.
- Ooh, I like you.
575
00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:25,210
- No, she's rude.
- Hey! Hey, Saundra.
576
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:28,170
Ooh!
577
00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:30,089
You should really
take this more seriously.
578
00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:33,259
You have so much potential.
And you kind of have the most to gain.
579
00:27:33,339 --> 00:27:35,599
You're learning something
to connect to your people.
580
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:39,890
No, I'm just saying,
your life is kind of all white everything.
581
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:42,019
- Being around black culture...
- I'm sorry.
582
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,019
Isn't your boyfriend white?
583
00:27:44,609 --> 00:27:46,400
Much to his dismay, yes.
584
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,029
So, I can't be around white people,
585
00:27:49,109 --> 00:27:51,990
but you can be all up
under Iggy Bro-zalea?
586
00:27:52,069 --> 00:27:54,490
Your hypocrisy bores me.
587
00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:57,779
Hey! I feel you. I'm a suburban girl, too.
588
00:27:57,869 --> 00:28:00,369
I'm just saying, you need that.
589
00:28:00,450 --> 00:28:02,920
You need to worry about
your own little life,
590
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,670
and let me live mine.
591
00:28:09,210 --> 00:28:11,299
You are so thoughtful, Jamilah.
592
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:14,339
I've got you, girl, anytime.
You are so smart and brilliant.
593
00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:17,720
It's so nice to be around people who care.
Anytime, girl. High five.
594
00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:21,559
Beth, you were supposed
to have our appeal letter drafted.
595
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,349
Get your shit together.
596
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,730
Libby, where are we at with our threat
to freeze alumni donations?
597
00:28:26,809 --> 00:28:27,900
Um...
598
00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:30,480
Amber, you just sat down.
599
00:28:30,569 --> 00:28:32,279
You cannot possibly be asleep!
600
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,490
Sorry! It's $20.
601
00:28:34,910 --> 00:28:37,490
What is going on here?
I am the only one trying to fix this.
602
00:28:37,569 --> 00:28:39,200
You are all sitting on your tits!
603
00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:41,700
If any more SBB business
falls through the cracks,
604
00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:44,079
I am pulling the plug
on this entire step show.
605
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,329
Threats?
606
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,329
That's bold leadership.
607
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:52,460
Um, don't talk when I'm talking,
and I'll do the same.
608
00:28:52,549 --> 00:28:54,930
It's called, like, mutual respect.
609
00:28:55,009 --> 00:28:56,799
Is that supposed to be me?
610
00:28:56,890 --> 00:28:59,430
Moving on, we are completely behind
on our community service
611
00:28:59,509 --> 00:29:01,769
slash fund-raising
slash SBB bonding night.
612
00:29:01,849 --> 00:29:05,349
Speaking of which, if Her Majesty
would cede me the floor, I have business.
613
00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:10,730
Thank you. Beth and I have been doing
some shopping for props and costumes.
614
00:29:10,819 --> 00:29:12,440
All in, we're looking at three grand.
615
00:29:12,529 --> 00:29:14,319
How much is in
your special events account?
616
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,529
We don't have an account.
617
00:29:15,609 --> 00:29:18,490
Every month, we make a video
for Libby's daddy, asking him for money.
618
00:29:18,569 --> 00:29:20,869
He wires it,
and then we all go out for a fancy dinner.
619
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:23,700
Oh, and then we give the doggie bags
to the homeless people.
620
00:29:23,789 --> 00:29:25,079
That part was my idea.
621
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:26,289
So sweet.
622
00:29:26,369 --> 00:29:27,369
Very smart.
623
00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:29,079
- Really fulfilling.
- Good idea.
624
00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:31,549
That's your fund-raising?
625
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,589
- Community service and chapter bonding?
- Yeah.
626
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:40,680
Ladies, trust me. Raising money yourselves
is a lot more rewarding.
627
00:29:41,349 --> 00:29:43,890
It can even be fun,
like a karaoke night or something.
628
00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:44,970
Oh!
629
00:29:45,019 --> 00:29:46,309
I love to sing.
630
00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:49,900
And I'll organize
a real community service project.
631
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:51,400
No...
632
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,109
Guys, there is no better feeling
than helping people who need it.
633
00:29:55,190 --> 00:29:56,859
- It will be great.
- Downer!
634
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:59,700
You are like
a Sarah McLachlan animal commercial.
635
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:02,490
By the way, can we talk
about our rehearsal space?
636
00:30:02,579 --> 00:30:06,660
Stomping on concrete...
Should I send you my chiropractor bills?
637
00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:08,250
Yes, and it's killing our pedis.
638
00:30:08,329 --> 00:30:09,579
- And our knees.
- Uh-huh.
639
00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:11,339
That's what's killing your knees?
640
00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:14,759
You need to get that black widow
out of your box, missy!
641
00:30:14,839 --> 00:30:17,009
- Or else, what?
- I'll get it out for you!
642
00:30:17,089 --> 00:30:17,970
Ooh!
643
00:30:18,049 --> 00:30:19,049
Hey!
644
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,799
I'll see what I can do
about the rehearsal space.
645
00:30:21,890 --> 00:30:22,720
In the meantime,
646
00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:25,640
can you guys go five minutes
without being dicks to each other?
647
00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:27,890
We can try.
648
00:30:28,349 --> 00:30:29,769
I'm so glad I stopped by.
649
00:30:31,269 --> 00:30:34,190
Well, I'd like to spread the butter,
so if anyone's got...
650
00:30:34,269 --> 00:30:35,940
You better not...
651
00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:42,119
I can't believe it's not butter
that she bought.
652
00:30:44,029 --> 00:30:46,450
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪
653
00:30:47,869 --> 00:30:49,619
♪ And wasting all my time ♪
654
00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:54,000
♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪
655
00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:57,089
♪ I kind of lose my mind ♪
656
00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:58,470
Is this a date?
657
00:30:58,549 --> 00:31:01,640
- Because it kind of feels like a date.
- Uh... no.
658
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,220
Dates require romance,
659
00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:06,309
potential longevity,
actual physical attraction.
660
00:31:07,059 --> 00:31:08,980
♪ I guess you're just what I needed ♪
661
00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:10,480
♪ Just what I needed ♪
662
00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:12,059
Oh, God, no.
663
00:31:13,309 --> 00:31:15,690
- Don't tell me you like The Cars.
- Yes.
664
00:31:15,769 --> 00:31:19,029
No, the late seventies is about Chaka Khan
and Rick James,
665
00:31:19,109 --> 00:31:20,109
P-Funk.
666
00:31:20,609 --> 00:31:21,529
The Cars are so corny.
667
00:31:21,609 --> 00:31:22,529
Ooh!
668
00:31:22,609 --> 00:31:23,910
I didn't realize "corny" meant
669
00:31:23,990 --> 00:31:27,450
"combining punk minimalism, classic rock
showmanship and new wave synth."
670
00:31:27,539 --> 00:31:28,539
Hmm.
671
00:31:28,579 --> 00:31:30,849
- I'm gonna learn so much from you.
- Can I help you guys?
672
00:31:30,869 --> 00:31:32,710
Three-quarter maple wood
for a low platform
673
00:31:32,789 --> 00:31:34,380
and the biggest wall mirrors you have.
674
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:37,549
- It's for step practice.
- Actually, I've got this.
675
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,210
We just need plywood.
676
00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:42,430
Right. If you want the wood to warp
and break your girls' ankles.
677
00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:43,839
He's right, ma'am.
678
00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:45,930
A platform is safer,
more stable and hollow,
679
00:31:46,009 --> 00:31:47,470
so it will echo like a real stage.
680
00:31:47,890 --> 00:31:49,599
My girl and I argue like this
all the time.
681
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,519
- Yeah.
- Ugh! I am not his girl.
682
00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:53,809
- Thanks, bro.
- Sorry.
683
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:56,690
I have a boyfriend, FYI.
684
00:31:57,859 --> 00:31:59,440
Why isn't he here buying wood with you?
685
00:31:59,529 --> 00:32:01,650
- He's not that good with his hands.
- Oh, you know...
686
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:02,700
Don't you dare.
687
00:32:06,869 --> 00:32:08,079
And I didn't mean "ugh."
688
00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:10,369
I guess you're not that gross.
689
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,500
- This is definitely a date.
- No, it's not a date.
690
00:32:15,829 --> 00:32:17,539
♪ Another day ♪
691
00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:21,920
♪ Some people talk about you
Like they know all about you ♪
692
00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:23,490
♪ When you get down, they doubt you ♪
693
00:32:23,549 --> 00:32:26,720
♪ And when you tip it on the scene, yeah
They're talking about it ♪
694
00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:29,470
♪ 'Cause they can't tip on the scene
They just talk about it ♪
695
00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:30,680
♪ T-t-t-talk about it ♪
696
00:32:30,769 --> 00:32:33,519
♪ When you get elevated
They love it or they hate it ♪
697
00:32:33,599 --> 00:32:35,019
♪ You dance up on them haters ♪
698
00:32:35,099 --> 00:32:37,940
♪ Keep getting funky on the scene
While they're jumping round you ♪
699
00:32:38,019 --> 00:32:40,650
♪ They're trying to take all your dreams
But you can't allow it ♪
700
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:44,109
♪ 'Cause, baby
Whether you're high or low ♪
701
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,450
♪ Whether you're high or low ♪
702
00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:48,490
♪ You've got to tip on the tightrope... ♪
703
00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:51,240
♪ Tip on the tightrope... ♪
704
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:54,960
♪ Whether you're high or low ♪
705
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,710
♪ Baby, whether you're high or low ♪
706
00:32:57,789 --> 00:33:00,299
♪ You've got to tip on the tightrope ♪
707
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,670
♪ Now let me see you do the tightrope
Tip, tip on it ♪
708
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:05,000
♪ And I'm still tipping on it ♪
709
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,839
♪ See, I'm not walking on it
Or trying to run around it ♪
710
00:33:07,930 --> 00:33:11,309
♪ This ain't no acrobatics
You either follow or you lead, yeah ♪
711
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:14,180
♪ I'm talking about you
Keep on blaming the machine, yeah ♪
712
00:33:14,269 --> 00:33:16,599
♪ I'm talking about it
T-t-t-talking about it ♪
713
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,400
♪ I can't complain about it
I've got to keep my balance ♪
714
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,650
♪ And just keep dancing on it
We're getting funky on the scene ♪
715
00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:23,809
♪ Yeah, you know about it ♪
716
00:33:23,859 --> 00:33:25,359
♪ Like a star on the screen... ♪
717
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:29,740
♪ Then, baby, whether I'm high or low... ♪
718
00:33:29,819 --> 00:33:34,619
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
719
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,829
♪ Tip on the tightrope
Baby, baby... ♪
720
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,710
Bitch! Are you kidding me?
721
00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:41,839
Oh, my God.
722
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,210
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
723
00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:47,759
Ladies!
724
00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:48,930
Ladies!
725
00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:54,640
Oh...
726
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:56,809
Apt metaphor.
727
00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:57,809
What?
728
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,269
I just mean, the girls are getting better,
729
00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:03,359
but if they can't work together,
we're screwed.
730
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,440
Hey, girl.
731
00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:05,779
Oh, hi.
732
00:34:05,859 --> 00:34:10,869
I'm headed to the Pilates class
that you prepaid for but keep missing.
733
00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:14,239
Oh, yeah. I know.
I've been so "incognegro" lately.
734
00:34:15,329 --> 00:34:17,659
- I've just been running more.
- Girl, I don't do running.
735
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,130
I mean, I will do side bends or sit-ups,
736
00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:22,000
but I will not lose my butt.
737
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,210
Oh, hey, Betsy.
738
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,300
Hey... Beth.
739
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,340
Right.
740
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,340
Aren't you in SBB?
741
00:34:30,429 --> 00:34:32,179
Yeah. Don't hold it against me.
742
00:34:32,260 --> 00:34:35,519
So, how's the theft? Oh...
I mean, cultural appropriation...
743
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:38,230
I mean, stepping, coming?
744
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,309
Well, I mean, it started pretty rough,
because it's hard.
745
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,650
- You know?
- Yeah.
746
00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:44,980
But we have a pretty sick-ass coach, so...
747
00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:47,440
You're not teaching them are you, Jam?
748
00:34:48,070 --> 00:34:49,070
Girl, you're crazy.
749
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:50,820
Teaching?
750
00:34:50,909 --> 00:34:53,239
Oh, we're... I'm busy, you know.
751
00:34:53,329 --> 00:34:55,039
- OK.
- Cardio, Harvard...
752
00:34:55,449 --> 00:34:57,750
I mean, I'm surprised
they find time to practice,
753
00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,920
with all the tanning sessions
and blow-drying...
754
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,460
Girl, when was the last time you
left the house without your edges laid?
755
00:35:04,539 --> 00:35:06,760
Cheryl? No. I didn't send for you.
756
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,170
- It's the wrong time...
- We should run.
757
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:12,719
Because we don't want our FitBits
judging us tonight.
758
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,389
Because we want to be more like... OK.
759
00:35:14,469 --> 00:35:17,099
Ooh! Oh no, girl. You're mad sweaty.
You know I don't do sweat.
760
00:35:17,179 --> 00:35:18,929
- I glow.
- I forgot.
761
00:35:19,019 --> 00:35:21,389
- You're right. OK, girl. Bye! See you!
- See you.
762
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,809
- You're about to get that shit again.
- Bye!
763
00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:27,190
I don't know what's going on with her.
Out of control.
764
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,400
If my sorors find out I'm teaching you
to step, it will get ugly,
765
00:35:31,489 --> 00:35:33,489
like Love and Hip Hop reunion show ugly.
766
00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:36,199
- I like Love and Hip Hop reunion shows.
- I know.
767
00:35:59,139 --> 00:36:01,139
What do you have,
an exam on that comic book?
768
00:36:02,019 --> 00:36:03,730
I didn't know you liked zombies.
769
00:36:06,610 --> 00:36:10,940
Campus is all abuzz about
these white girls stepping next week.
770
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,699
- Are they excited?
- Depends on the skin tone.
771
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:17,739
Seems to be a direct correlation
between pigmentation and indignation.
772
00:36:17,829 --> 00:36:20,199
Great. So, my college legacy will be...
773
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:23,119
Auntie Tom, the sell-out house Negress.
774
00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:25,170
Let's postpone your pity party.
775
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:28,920
OK, my sister tells me you guys
are doing a karaoke fund-raiser?
776
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,630
- Yeah.
- Karaoke's way more fun with a live band.
777
00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:35,679
And I happen to play keyboard in...
778
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,469
So, your legacy will be...
779
00:36:37,969 --> 00:36:42,599
the keyboard playing, Arabic studying,
snowboarding handyman?
780
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,820
- Honey, you're a mess.
- Or a Renaissance man.
781
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,110
I'll just...
I'm gonna get back to work, so...
782
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:56,820
Let me take you out.
783
00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:58,989
Like a date.
784
00:36:59,949 --> 00:37:01,289
I'm not, you know,
785
00:37:01,789 --> 00:37:04,000
a dinner-date kind of guy.
786
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:06,789
I'm more original with my game.
787
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,920
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
788
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,300
I just think it's probably too soon
for a ski weekend in Afghanistan, so...
789
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:15,340
The whole playing-hard-to-get thing
really works well for you.
790
00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:17,760
You've got a lot of balls.
791
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,929
Nah.
792
00:37:19,010 --> 00:37:20,010
Just two.
793
00:37:21,849 --> 00:37:22,679
So corny.
794
00:37:22,769 --> 00:37:24,809
Ugh. There you go.
795
00:37:25,349 --> 00:37:26,480
That word again.
796
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,519
Look, make a list of everything
that's not corny,
797
00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:32,400
so I can be cooler in the future.
798
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,360
Oh, you've got it. What's your e-mail?
799
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,320
Uh, twobigballs@forreal.com.
800
00:37:38,699 --> 00:37:41,329
- Twomicro...
- Massive...
801
00:37:41,409 --> 00:37:46,539
- ...balls@inyourdreams.com.
- Inreality.com.
802
00:37:46,619 --> 00:37:47,500
OK. Got it.
803
00:37:47,579 --> 00:37:49,579
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
804
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,340
♪ Baby, baby ♪
805
00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:54,260
♪ Salt and Pepa's here
And we're in effect ♪
806
00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:57,130
♪ Want you to push it, babe
Cooling by day... ♪
807
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:01,809
♪ Let's go show the guys that we know ♪
808
00:38:01,889 --> 00:38:03,010
♪ How to become... ♪
809
00:38:03,099 --> 00:38:05,230
$2,100 at the door.
810
00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:07,019
Jam, will you gay-marry me?
811
00:38:07,099 --> 00:38:08,139
Yeah!
812
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:10,730
I need more songs.
813
00:38:10,809 --> 00:38:13,320
- Behind the bar.
- I crossed out the Prince songs.
814
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,610
Drunk assholes screeching Purple Rain
is no way to honor his memory.
815
00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:19,409
You missed my rendition of
Bitch Betta Have My Money.
816
00:38:19,489 --> 00:38:22,619
And calling it "epic"
would be a gross understatement.
817
00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:29,579
Up next, Jamilah!
818
00:38:30,329 --> 00:38:32,000
Please report to the stage.
819
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,710
Jamilah.
820
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Kill it, girl!
821
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,429
- Cute.
- I've been called worse.
822
00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:41,389
So, what will it be?
823
00:38:41,469 --> 00:38:44,010
Shoop? Single Ladies?
824
00:38:45,059 --> 00:38:46,719
Hmm? Well?
825
00:38:55,190 --> 00:38:56,320
I thought was corny?
826
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:01,239
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪
827
00:39:01,989 --> 00:39:05,239
♪ And wasting all my time, time ♪
828
00:39:05,949 --> 00:39:09,159
♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪
829
00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:13,039
♪ I kind of lose my mind, mind ♪
830
00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:16,210
♪ It's not the perfume that you wear ♪
831
00:39:17,170 --> 00:39:20,550
♪ It's not the ribbons in your hair ♪
832
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:23,760
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪
833
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,769
♪ And wasting all my time ♪
834
00:39:29,059 --> 00:39:30,579
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed ♪
835
00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:32,440
♪ Just what I needed ♪
836
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:35,480
♪ I needed someone to feed ♪
837
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,480
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed ♪
838
00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:39,820
♪ Just what I needed ♪
839
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,320
♪ I needed someone to bleed ♪
840
00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:53,750
Hey. Quick second.
Stay away from my brother.
841
00:39:53,829 --> 00:39:57,090
He falls really hard and really fast.
He just got out of a bad break-up.
842
00:39:57,170 --> 00:39:59,380
He doesn't need some rebound chick
heart-raping him.
843
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:02,260
I have a boyfriend,
who's driven and successful...
844
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,090
Kevin is my best friend in the world.
845
00:40:04,179 --> 00:40:05,349
And if you hurt him,
846
00:40:05,429 --> 00:40:08,309
I will wear your ass like a leg warmer.
847
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,059
Great job up there!
848
00:40:29,449 --> 00:40:31,449
Jammer! Come to Fleck's with us tonight.
849
00:40:31,539 --> 00:40:35,460
It's Ladies' Night -
epic buzz for minimal ducats!
850
00:40:35,789 --> 00:40:36,789
Hmm...
851
00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:42,719
Maybe, but I'm kind of stressed.
Just want to chill. OK?
852
00:40:43,130 --> 00:40:46,639
Hey, Jam. Sorors from Cornell
are in town tonight - dying to see you.
853
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,849
Fleck's, at 11:00. Ladies night.
854
00:40:48,929 --> 00:40:49,969
Oh...
855
00:40:50,059 --> 00:40:51,059
Uh...
856
00:40:51,389 --> 00:40:54,940
Come, for reals!
SBBs are actually missing you!
857
00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,150
Aw.
858
00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:59,570
Not to nag, but this MIA routine
is making girls feel some kind of way.
859
00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:01,780
Beautiful brown boo!
My plans fell through.
860
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,440
You down for some spoken word tonight?
861
00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:04,530
Ew.
862
00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:06,909
You know, I've been thinking about you.
863
00:41:07,409 --> 00:41:09,579
All good thoughts.
Well, mostly good thoughts.
864
00:41:09,659 --> 00:41:10,659
Are you there?
865
00:41:10,739 --> 00:41:13,539
Childproof your thoughts, buddy.
I've got a boyfriend, remember?
866
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:15,619
What are you talking about?
867
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,599
I'll stop by on my way to Fleck's!
868
00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:19,670
The sorors wanna
bring the party to you!
869
00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,920
Are we role-playing again?
I'm coming over.
870
00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:25,260
God!
871
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,679
What?
872
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,219
Grab me a cheeseburger pizza
and some bacon-wrapped onion rings.
873
00:41:31,309 --> 00:41:32,809
It's Faturday night!
874
00:41:33,809 --> 00:41:36,019
Sorry, Bishop.
That was for the hubby.
875
00:41:36,099 --> 00:41:37,400
Do not judge my carb-loading.
876
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,480
Weird.
877
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:40,019
God!
878
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:50,030
OK. Hold that pose.
Throw your hand sign up.
879
00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:52,739
You've got to let people know
the koala bear is your emblem.
880
00:41:52,829 --> 00:41:55,789
This is an applause break and a chance
for you guys to catch your breath.
881
00:41:55,869 --> 00:41:58,079
Also, you'll stop becoming moving targets.
882
00:41:58,170 --> 00:42:01,000
Get ready for projectiles:
hot dogs, sodas,
883
00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:03,090
any aerodynamic concession, really.
884
00:42:03,170 --> 00:42:05,210
If they throw it,
they better be ready to catch it.
885
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:08,510
- It doesn't matter. We are gonna kill it.
- There's one more thing.
886
00:42:08,590 --> 00:42:10,139
You guys need to get intense.
887
00:42:14,469 --> 00:42:15,519
Gentlemen!
888
00:42:35,079 --> 00:42:37,829
Greetings from the brothers
of the rugged, the raucous,
889
00:42:37,909 --> 00:42:40,289
and oh-so-ruthless Rho Lambda Chapter!
890
00:42:40,369 --> 00:42:43,630
Rho Beta Mu fraternity, incorporated!
891
00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:46,960
Rho, Beta, Beta, Beta Mu!
892
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,130
Jesus Christ.
893
00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:52,260
Ladies, introduce yourselves!
894
00:42:52,349 --> 00:42:53,809
- Amber.
- SBB!
895
00:42:53,889 --> 00:42:56,059
I'm from Texas. I'm actually...
896
00:42:56,139 --> 00:42:57,429
- Shh.
- Pitiful!
897
00:42:57,929 --> 00:43:00,059
Man, you all need to spit with some fire.
898
00:43:00,690 --> 00:43:03,230
Put some bass and gravel in your voice!
899
00:43:03,309 --> 00:43:05,610
You all can say some
whack-ass words all day,
900
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,860
but if you spit with some fire,
901
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:10,070
it will make people's ass hair stand up!
902
00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:11,150
Hey.
903
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:12,820
Their ass!
904
00:43:13,949 --> 00:43:16,579
Make their ass hair... stand up!
905
00:43:20,619 --> 00:43:21,460
Serious.
906
00:43:21,539 --> 00:43:22,789
Shut up!
907
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,210
Say "Hello Kitty."
908
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,679
- Are you hitting on me?
- I said, say "Hello Kitty!"
909
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,550
- Hello Kitty.
- Louder!
910
00:43:33,050 --> 00:43:34,099
Hello Kitty!
911
00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:36,889
Not the back of your throat,
from the bottom of your ass!
912
00:43:36,969 --> 00:43:38,519
- Hello Kitty!
- Louder!
913
00:43:38,599 --> 00:43:41,690
Hello Kitty!
914
00:43:51,739 --> 00:43:53,780
- Say "Honey Boo Boo!"
- Honey Boo Boo.
915
00:43:53,869 --> 00:43:56,780
Pull that Barbie
out of your butt, sis!
916
00:43:57,199 --> 00:44:00,119
Honey Boo Boo!
917
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,090
- Chicken!
- Chicken!
918
00:44:09,170 --> 00:44:10,090
- Tenders!
- Tenders!
919
00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:11,920
- Chicken tenders!
- Chicken tenders!
920
00:44:12,010 --> 00:44:13,380
I said, chicken tenders!
921
00:44:13,469 --> 00:44:15,800
I said, chicken tenders!
922
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:18,929
Calm down, white girl.
923
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,190
Say "Chef Boyardee."
924
00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:26,519
You've got to be kidding me.
925
00:44:26,610 --> 00:44:29,230
Come on "Becky with the Good Hair!"
Say it like you mean it!
926
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,360
Chef Boyardee, bitch!
927
00:44:32,989 --> 00:44:35,739
Shit! Shit! Shit!
928
00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:38,329
Shit, shit, shit!
929
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:39,869
Shit!
930
00:44:54,969 --> 00:44:55,800
Yeah!
931
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,190
That's what I'm talking about!
932
00:45:06,269 --> 00:45:07,940
Now, who are you?
933
00:45:08,019 --> 00:45:10,019
SBB!
934
00:45:10,110 --> 00:45:10,980
I can't hear you!
935
00:45:11,070 --> 00:45:13,070
SBB!
936
00:45:13,150 --> 00:45:15,070
SBB!
937
00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:17,449
SBB!
938
00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,039
Yo!
939
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,380
- Jam. What's up, Dane?
- Hi.
940
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,250
- The white girls are stepping tonight.
- No!
941
00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:36,969
If they wanna sample the black experience,
let them be slaves and step in chains,
942
00:45:37,050 --> 00:45:39,510
and we'll knock 100 points
off their credit score.
943
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:41,639
- See how they feel about that!
- Aisha!
944
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,099
Yeah, I know, girl.
945
00:45:43,179 --> 00:45:44,809
What are you doing? Come on!
946
00:45:44,889 --> 00:45:46,099
They don't know, do they?
947
00:45:46,889 --> 00:45:48,650
Lying to your own sorors.
948
00:45:48,730 --> 00:45:49,559
Sad times.
949
00:45:49,650 --> 00:45:52,820
Let's get through this, so I can go home
and fling myself off the balcony.
950
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,610
Bishop!
951
00:45:54,989 --> 00:45:57,610
God, you're gonna feel really bad
when I have a heart attack.
952
00:45:57,699 --> 00:46:00,780
Is that how you greet your boss?
Dane Hagley. It's a pleasure, sir.
953
00:46:00,869 --> 00:46:02,449
I've heard such great things.
954
00:46:02,539 --> 00:46:04,869
I'm proud of you
for marrying your life partner.
955
00:46:04,949 --> 00:46:07,119
You're a brave soldier, in the war...
956
00:46:07,619 --> 00:46:08,920
on intolerance.
957
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:14,170
So, The Daily Orange is coming,
as well as some other local media.
958
00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:16,469
- Hopefully, we'll get exposure.
- Fingers crossed.
959
00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:19,510
Between the community service
and the step show, this might work.
960
00:46:19,590 --> 00:46:21,510
If this doesn't work, we're screwed.
961
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:24,849
Sad times.
962
00:46:25,309 --> 00:46:26,139
Sad times!
963
00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:31,150
Alright, Westcott.
964
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:32,360
Alright.
965
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,610
Remind me again
for whom I should be rooting?
966
00:46:35,690 --> 00:46:39,360
- Root for whomever you want.
- Oh.
967
00:46:39,449 --> 00:46:43,989
Up next,
we have one of the best step teams.
968
00:46:44,489 --> 00:46:47,789
I do not think you are ready.
969
00:46:47,869 --> 00:46:49,039
What's wrong?
970
00:46:49,119 --> 00:46:52,250
Oh, oh, nothing. Nothing.
It's just my nervous cry.
971
00:46:52,329 --> 00:46:56,420
It makes for really awkward job interviews
and first dates.
972
00:46:57,090 --> 00:47:00,429
Damn. It doesn't take but a stiff breeze
to get a white girl crying.
973
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,389
It's a serious condition!
974
00:47:03,389 --> 00:47:06,469
Up next, it is our undefeated
stepping champions.
975
00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:09,639
It's the Biggie Smalls of stepping,
976
00:47:09,730 --> 00:47:14,019
the lovely ladies of Theta Chi Phi!
977
00:47:30,869 --> 00:47:32,920
♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪
978
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,090
♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪
979
00:47:35,170 --> 00:47:37,670
♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪
980
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,590
♪ Let's go! ♪
981
00:47:38,670 --> 00:47:42,340
♪ Thetas, alright ♪
982
00:47:42,429 --> 00:47:46,760
♪ Thetas, alright
Game time ♪
983
00:47:49,139 --> 00:47:50,309
♪ Sta! ♪
984
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:56,980
♪ Sta! ♪
985
00:47:58,110 --> 00:48:00,820
♪ Ah! ♪
986
00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:01,989
♪ Rah! ♪
987
00:48:07,119 --> 00:48:09,329
♪ Rep one-six
Hut, hut, hut, hut ♪
988
00:48:09,409 --> 00:48:11,909
♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪
989
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,250
♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪
990
00:48:14,329 --> 00:48:16,590
♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪
991
00:48:16,670 --> 00:48:18,670
♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪
992
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:23,260
♪ Chi Phi ♪
993
00:48:26,139 --> 00:48:27,389
♪ Chi Phi ♪
994
00:48:29,809 --> 00:48:30,889
♪ Chi Phi ♪
995
00:48:33,809 --> 00:48:34,809
♪ Get some ♪
996
00:48:38,150 --> 00:48:40,110
♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪
997
00:48:40,190 --> 00:48:41,989
♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪
998
00:48:42,070 --> 00:48:44,320
♪ Theta girls are lovely
We're so fine ♪
999
00:48:45,449 --> 00:48:48,409
♪ Get some
Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind ♪
1000
00:48:49,329 --> 00:48:52,199
♪ Get some
Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind ♪
1001
00:48:53,289 --> 00:48:54,289
♪ Get some ♪
1002
00:48:55,329 --> 00:48:56,460
♪ Ooh! ♪
1003
00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:58,250
♪ Sta! ♪
1004
00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,750
♪ Let's go ♪
1005
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,670
♪ Huh, huh, ha, ha ♪
1006
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:03,420
♪ Panthers ♪
1007
00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:05,469
♪ Fourth down ♪
1008
00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:08,010
♪ Ah, rah! ♪
1009
00:49:11,769 --> 00:49:13,139
♪ One-nine ♪
1010
00:49:13,230 --> 00:49:14,480
♪ Sixteen ♪
1011
00:49:14,559 --> 00:49:15,480
♪ Say one-nine ♪
1012
00:49:15,559 --> 00:49:17,230
♪ Sixteen ♪
1013
00:49:17,309 --> 00:49:18,309
♪ Say one-nine ♪
1014
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,860
♪ Sixteen ♪
1015
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:20,980
♪ Say one-nine ♪
1016
00:49:21,070 --> 00:49:22,530
♪ Sixteen ♪
1017
00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:02,230
Is the fire department here?
Because they just set this stage on fire!
1018
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,739
Let me hear you make some noise
for those Thetas!
1019
00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:07,699
OK, Sigmas,
do we want to be the girls who bombed?
1020
00:50:07,780 --> 00:50:10,869
Or do you want to be the girls
that blew the roof off this bitch?
1021
00:50:10,949 --> 00:50:12,579
I wanna blow the roof off the bitch.
1022
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,159
Yes, Libby.
1023
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,329
We have a different flavor
going on today.
1024
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:19,420
# TheyAreWhiteAsShit.
1025
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,500
That's racist. She's being racist.
1026
00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:24,300
Black people can't be racist
to white people.
1027
00:50:24,380 --> 00:50:26,469
Oh, my God. Never say that again.
1028
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,050
Systemic racism.
1029
00:50:29,130 --> 00:50:30,429
Where the shit is Amber?
1030
00:50:30,510 --> 00:50:31,849
She's on her way.
1031
00:50:31,929 --> 00:50:34,769
Get your hot sauce in your bag swag,
1032
00:50:34,849 --> 00:50:37,730
because shit's about to get
real bland around here.
1033
00:50:38,639 --> 00:50:39,519
Alright.
1034
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:41,809
- Put your hands together.
- Line, now.
1035
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,440
Give it up for Sigma Beta Beta!
1036
00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:47,860
Time for the rodeo!
1037
00:50:47,949 --> 00:50:49,610
Yee-haw, girl!
1038
00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:52,320
- Cowboys? That's cool. Yeah.
- What's wrong?
1039
00:50:52,409 --> 00:50:55,949
If there's any Native Americans in the
audience, they'd feel great about that.
1040
00:50:56,039 --> 00:50:58,000
It's not like it was a genocide
or anything!
1041
00:50:58,869 --> 00:51:00,710
Let's go, white girls!
1042
00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:06,210
♪ SBB, we're repping ♪
1043
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,719
♪ The purple and pink ♪
1044
00:51:11,510 --> 00:51:15,429
♪ Uh, ooh
Uh, ooh ♪
1045
00:51:15,969 --> 00:51:20,059
♪ You are so bull-bullshit
We are so Wimbledon ♪
1046
00:51:20,139 --> 00:51:22,519
♪ You are so bull-bullshit ♪
1047
00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:24,480
♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪
1048
00:51:24,570 --> 00:51:26,690
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪
1049
00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:28,190
♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪
1050
00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:30,449
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪
1051
00:51:30,530 --> 00:51:32,610
♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪
1052
00:51:32,699 --> 00:51:34,699
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪
1053
00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:36,659
♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪
1054
00:51:36,739 --> 00:51:38,869
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪
1055
00:51:40,409 --> 00:51:43,130
♪ SBBs, when we get on the floor ♪
1056
00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:45,670
♪ Everybody knows we put on a show ♪
1057
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,130
♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪
1058
00:51:51,219 --> 00:51:53,050
♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪
1059
00:51:53,139 --> 00:51:54,760
♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪
1060
00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:57,599
♪ Koala ♪
1061
00:51:57,679 --> 00:51:59,269
Corny!
1062
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,519
Oh, she's late!
1063
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,480
What?
1064
00:52:07,570 --> 00:52:09,860
We'll see... White-people time.
1065
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,280
Thanks for joining us, Amber.
Really appreciate it!
1066
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,409
♪ S-B-B ♪
1067
00:52:16,489 --> 00:52:17,699
♪ Lean ♪
1068
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:23,829
Oh, my God.
1069
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,250
Your god can't help you now.
1070
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,550
One, two, three, four.
1071
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,260
♪ S-B-B ♪
1072
00:52:40,179 --> 00:52:41,769
♪ S-B-B ♪
1073
00:52:44,349 --> 00:52:45,400
♪ S-B-B ♪
1074
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:48,019
Are you kidding me?
1075
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:08,750
Girl, please!
1076
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:10,710
Somebody stop them!
1077
00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:28,269
It's a great job, babe.
1078
00:53:28,769 --> 00:53:29,769
Congratulations.
1079
00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:34,489
Well, that was an experience.
1080
00:53:35,110 --> 00:53:36,360
Dean Berman,
1081
00:53:36,449 --> 00:53:40,030
I'd like to formally request
sobriety tests for all those young ladies,
1082
00:53:40,119 --> 00:53:43,039
because there's no way they came out here
and did that sober.
1083
00:53:43,119 --> 00:53:45,710
And then the girl fell at the end.
1084
00:53:45,789 --> 00:53:47,329
What did she trip on? Life?
1085
00:53:48,039 --> 00:53:50,840
Let's give it up
for our sisters in Christ,
1086
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,170
Sigma Beta We-Don't-Have-Rhythm-eta!
1087
00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:57,889
Iggy Azalea, come on down.
Get your back out there.
1088
00:53:57,969 --> 00:53:59,550
At least it's for breast cancer.
1089
00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:00,639
Oh, my God.
1090
00:54:01,309 --> 00:54:02,349
Bishop!
1091
00:54:04,139 --> 00:54:06,269
SBB couldn't even nail
their dance routine?
1092
00:54:06,349 --> 00:54:07,769
I'm pulling their charter.
1093
00:54:07,849 --> 00:54:10,480
- Dean Berman, wait...
- I can see the hashtags already.
1094
00:54:10,559 --> 00:54:12,400
# BlackSteppersMatter.
1095
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,610
# SteppersSoWhite.
1096
00:54:14,690 --> 00:54:18,030
- We're lucky we didn't have a race riot.
- You're overreacting. Shocker.
1097
00:54:18,739 --> 00:54:21,699
Please be patient. I promise
I will show you what SBB is capable of.
1098
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,239
It didn't work. It's over, Bishop.
1099
00:54:26,829 --> 00:54:29,289
Let's go.
I am so not in the mood to socialize.
1100
00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:31,130
Wow. It's come to this, huh?
1101
00:54:31,210 --> 00:54:33,380
Cowering to avoid your own betrayal?
1102
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,090
OK, you are being super judgy.
1103
00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:37,469
Sorry, "super judgy"?
1104
00:54:37,929 --> 00:54:39,679
Jesus, you're becoming one of them.
1105
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,429
Don't forget you had a brain
before these Beckys turned you.
1106
00:54:43,099 --> 00:54:45,139
Oh, what, you actually care about SBB?
1107
00:54:45,219 --> 00:54:46,519
Enough to help, yeah.
1108
00:54:46,599 --> 00:54:49,769
This is serious.
You've abetted the latest cultural theft.
1109
00:54:49,849 --> 00:54:52,940
Well, get ready for white,
WASP-y step shows to sweep the nation.
1110
00:54:53,019 --> 00:54:55,570
Blond ponytails swinging,
stomping off beat...
1111
00:54:55,650 --> 00:54:57,780
What's up, brother?
Catch you later. Good looks.
1112
00:54:57,860 --> 00:55:00,320
Now whitey can add stepping
to the long list of things
1113
00:55:00,409 --> 00:55:03,280
we've stolen from black culture,
including jazz, rock and roll,
1114
00:55:03,369 --> 00:55:04,739
those beaded vacation cornrows.
1115
00:55:04,829 --> 00:55:06,619
OK, that is on you, Slugworth.
1116
00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:11,880
We need to break up.
1117
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,420
No, we don't need to break up. I got us
tickets to the New Edition reunion tour.
1118
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,840
Dane, you're never on my side.
1119
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,170
I didn't see it before
because you look great on paper.
1120
00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:22,219
You're smart, handsome,
you don't have that weird white-boy smell.
1121
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,300
White-boy smell?
1122
00:55:23,389 --> 00:55:27,139
It's like old leather couch and wet dog
and hair gel and...
1123
00:55:27,219 --> 00:55:28,139
It doesn't matter.
1124
00:55:28,230 --> 00:55:31,519
I'm done being proof
of how liberal you are.
1125
00:55:32,150 --> 00:55:33,360
That's what your Prius is for.
1126
00:55:37,989 --> 00:55:39,650
Beaded vacation cornrows?
1127
00:55:40,030 --> 00:55:41,030
Really?
1128
00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:01,219
Well, I guess we all know
who's responsible for all this.
1129
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,139
- Dean Berman?
- Miss Libby.
1130
00:56:03,969 --> 00:56:06,760
Enough with the slut-shaming.
What are you, a virgin?
1131
00:56:06,849 --> 00:56:08,059
Yes. I'm a Catholic.
1132
00:56:08,849 --> 00:56:11,230
- Stop fighting.
- The white girls crashed and burned.
1133
00:56:11,309 --> 00:56:13,349
The ones who were there
when the show started?
1134
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,559
They did just fine.
1135
00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:17,360
It's a shame that I was the only one
who took this seriously.
1136
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,570
Are you kidding me?
1137
00:56:20,650 --> 00:56:22,699
Stop! Stop!
1138
00:56:23,909 --> 00:56:24,820
This is a shit show!
1139
00:56:24,909 --> 00:56:27,489
Right? We would have been fine
if you had showed up on time...
1140
00:56:27,579 --> 00:56:29,579
No! I'm talking about your sorority!
1141
00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:34,289
Nobody respects you guys
because you don't respect each other.
1142
00:56:35,579 --> 00:56:37,420
There is zero sisterhood here.
1143
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:42,010
Danielle, why did you choose
these girls at rush?
1144
00:56:42,090 --> 00:56:43,380
Why did you choose Amber?
1145
00:56:43,469 --> 00:56:47,010
Because I knew if we ever needed help
dropping and-or popping it,
1146
00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:48,309
we'd have an instructor.
1147
00:56:48,389 --> 00:56:50,429
What about my face
is giving you joke time?
1148
00:56:58,230 --> 00:56:59,480
She was a tough broad.
1149
00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:02,570
In a campus full of girly-girls,
1150
00:57:02,650 --> 00:57:03,650
I thought...
1151
00:57:04,199 --> 00:57:07,239
well, here is this badass chick
who's wicked smart,
1152
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,989
sees through bullshit,
and plays by her own rules.
1153
00:57:10,079 --> 00:57:11,659
I respected that.
1154
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:12,789
OK.
1155
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,289
What about Saundra?
1156
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:17,250
Saundra's...
1157
00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:19,170
unique.
1158
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,010
And fashionable.
1159
00:57:23,170 --> 00:57:25,300
She had a bad experience
with another sorority.
1160
00:57:25,380 --> 00:57:27,050
I knew their loss was our gain.
1161
00:57:27,550 --> 00:57:30,260
OK. This is great. And Libby?
1162
00:57:30,349 --> 00:57:32,389
- Her father's very wealthy.
- Come on.
1163
00:57:33,599 --> 00:57:34,429
I don't know!
1164
00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:35,519
She's...
1165
00:57:35,809 --> 00:57:37,519
like an innocent little redneck.
1166
00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:39,110
That's not a compliment. That hurt.
1167
00:57:39,190 --> 00:57:43,610
No, no. I knew that other houses
would try to turn her into a New Yorker.
1168
00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:49,659
She needed a place where she could
let her confederate flag fly.
1169
00:57:49,739 --> 00:57:51,239
Uh-uh. No.
1170
00:57:51,329 --> 00:57:53,119
- Not literally.
- Not at all.
1171
00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:56,039
And me?
1172
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,750
I know saying nice things about me
gives you the squirts,
1173
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,090
but you're kind of on a roll.
1174
00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:11,219
You were an insurance policy.
1175
00:58:14,929 --> 00:58:15,929
I knew that...
1176
00:58:17,230 --> 00:58:21,059
if I ever had a bad day for the rest
of my time during college...
1177
00:58:22,650 --> 00:58:24,280
that you'd be there to cheer me up.
1178
00:58:25,780 --> 00:58:29,739
Your positivity is as infectious
as it is nauseating.
1179
00:58:30,489 --> 00:58:31,949
Thank you.
1180
00:58:32,869 --> 00:58:34,579
Eyelashes are gonna pop off.
1181
00:58:35,449 --> 00:58:37,329
Oh, my God, you guys.
1182
00:58:39,079 --> 00:58:40,460
There's real love here.
1183
00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:43,090
You've got to use it.
1184
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,380
This doesn't have to be the end.
1185
00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:50,639
There's a way that you guys
can prove to the Greeks
1186
00:58:50,719 --> 00:58:52,349
and the rest of the school -
1187
00:58:52,849 --> 00:58:54,219
hell, to yourselves -
1188
00:58:54,309 --> 00:58:57,059
that you are some badass,
stepping-ass bitches.
1189
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,309
That you are a real sorority
and a force to be reckoned with.
1190
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,440
How can we do that?
1191
00:59:02,059 --> 00:59:05,280
We donate $100,000
to the 40th Street Community Center.
1192
00:59:06,030 --> 00:59:07,900
It's Dean Berman's favorite charity.
1193
00:59:08,949 --> 00:59:10,320
All we have to do...
1194
00:59:11,530 --> 00:59:12,739
is win Steptacular.
1195
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,829
It's the regional step show
I told you about.
1196
00:59:14,909 --> 00:59:16,789
First prize is a hundred grand.
1197
00:59:16,869 --> 00:59:19,659
We didn't even place
at a student step show.
1198
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:23,670
- How are we gonna win at a regional one?
- You choked because your teamwork sucked.
1199
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:27,840
Trust me, if you get that back,
if you build up the sisterhood,
1200
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,800
I promise you have a real shot.
1201
00:59:31,179 --> 00:59:33,010
I say, hell yeah. I mean, all in favor?
1202
00:59:33,099 --> 00:59:35,969
Excuse me. I am the president.
I will conduct the votes.
1203
00:59:37,269 --> 00:59:39,349
Look, we had a good run.
1204
00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:41,809
Let's just quit while we're ahead.
1205
00:59:47,610 --> 00:59:50,320
For the record, when this goes to shit,
I told you so.
1206
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,820
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1207
00:59:56,159 --> 00:59:57,659
I love you. You're the best.
1208
00:59:57,739 --> 00:59:58,909
Sometimes...
1209
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,289
- Cheers.
- She loves us.
1210
01:00:00,369 --> 01:00:01,500
Hey.
1211
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:03,670
- Hi.
- Leaving after one drink?
1212
01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:05,039
Are you sure you're an SBB?
1213
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,920
I know, right?
1214
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,510
Nah, I've got to go.
1215
01:00:09,050 --> 01:00:10,670
- But thanks.
- Oh, OK.
1216
01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:18,679
Hey, Beth.
1217
01:00:19,719 --> 01:00:21,639
- Can I borrow your phone?
- You bet.
1218
01:00:35,989 --> 01:00:38,030
Thanks. Good night.
1219
01:00:42,539 --> 01:00:43,539
Hey.
1220
01:00:46,039 --> 01:00:47,039
Want to chat?
1221
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,840
When you bounce from foster home
to foster home, a...
1222
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,599
a sorority feels like a stable family.
1223
01:00:57,550 --> 01:01:01,219
I didn't tell the girls because
I didn't want to be an SBB charity case.
1224
01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:04,480
Yeah, but stripping?
1225
01:01:05,230 --> 01:01:07,309
Why not just bartend at Fleck's like Beth?
1226
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,690
I make a thousand dollars a night.
1227
01:01:10,110 --> 01:01:11,150
Are they hiring?
1228
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,619
I'm sorry you've been
going through all this.
1229
01:01:16,699 --> 01:01:19,829
What, you think white girls
can't struggle?
1230
01:01:20,289 --> 01:01:22,199
The struggle is real.
1231
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,710
Please tell me your stripper name.
1232
01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:30,340
Bob.
1233
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,550
OK, this is a teamwork exercise.
1234
01:01:37,639 --> 01:01:40,309
Your arms will stay linked up,
no matter what.
1235
01:01:40,389 --> 01:01:43,929
Your sisterhood is your bond.
Do not let it break.
1236
01:01:44,519 --> 01:01:46,519
Not ready! I'm not ready! Oh, my God!
1237
01:01:46,599 --> 01:01:49,730
- Oh, Libby!
- I'm sorry. I got so scared.
1238
01:01:49,809 --> 01:01:51,150
You need to look nasty...
1239
01:01:51,610 --> 01:01:55,280
Furious. Demonic. This is your haka.
1240
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,280
This is your war cry.
1241
01:01:58,699 --> 01:02:00,909
- Guys!
- That was aggressive.
1242
01:02:00,989 --> 01:02:02,829
Scare them broads
off your island.
1243
01:02:02,909 --> 01:02:04,750
Because this... This is your island.
1244
01:02:04,829 --> 01:02:05,829
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1245
01:02:06,369 --> 01:02:08,329
SBB Island!
1246
01:02:11,289 --> 01:02:13,920
SBB Island!
1247
01:02:14,010 --> 01:02:15,800
SBB Island!
1248
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,590
- SBB Island!
- Come on!
1249
01:02:23,519 --> 01:02:25,519
Can I get an "ugly" on three?
1250
01:02:25,599 --> 01:02:27,389
- One, two, three.
- Ugly!
1251
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:28,900
Alright!
1252
01:02:31,769 --> 01:02:34,440
We're bonding here!
1253
01:02:34,530 --> 01:02:37,400
Get him! Get his nuts!
1254
01:02:37,489 --> 01:02:39,780
No, guys! No! No biting!
1255
01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:50,079
Word on the street is that you sent
White Malcolm X packing.
1256
01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:51,920
Should I believe the streets?
1257
01:02:54,710 --> 01:02:56,670
- You can this time.
- Perfect.
1258
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,719
Because I have planned
possibly the sickest date
1259
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,300
in the history of courtship.
1260
01:03:02,389 --> 01:03:04,929
But it's time sensitive,
so we should get going.
1261
01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:06,929
OK, I'll just go change.
1262
01:03:07,019 --> 01:03:09,099
No need.
You won't be wearing that outfit for long.
1263
01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:10,599
Presumptuous.
1264
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,360
- And dead wrong.
- Not like that.
1265
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,820
It's just,
1266
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:17,780
the best date ever requires...
1267
01:03:19,030 --> 01:03:20,320
a little wardrobe change.
1268
01:03:34,090 --> 01:03:36,300
Well played, Harris.
1269
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,090
Very original.
1270
01:03:38,170 --> 01:03:39,170
Yeah.
1271
01:04:04,119 --> 01:04:04,949
So...
1272
01:04:05,030 --> 01:04:08,659
What are your Theta girls gonna say
now that you're out of the nerd closet?
1273
01:04:09,539 --> 01:04:12,619
This is not an image I plan on projecting
to my Thetas.
1274
01:04:13,210 --> 01:04:16,590
You know, it's like there's this
awesome chick inside you, right?
1275
01:04:16,670 --> 01:04:18,300
But then on the surface,
1276
01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:21,510
it's like work, success, motivation...
1277
01:04:21,590 --> 01:04:22,679
You wouldn't understand.
1278
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,469
- You have white parents.
- What is that...
1279
01:04:24,550 --> 01:04:28,429
Bougie black parents are tough. Perfect
black girls did not read comic books.
1280
01:04:28,969 --> 01:04:30,980
I had to steal them from my guy friends.
1281
01:04:32,230 --> 01:04:33,559
I don't know.
1282
01:04:34,150 --> 01:04:39,400
It's like I got so good at doing exactly
what I was supposed to do that...
1283
01:04:41,949 --> 01:04:44,159
it didn't really leave time
to find a passion.
1284
01:04:44,239 --> 01:04:46,030
You could always be a zombie slayer.
1285
01:04:47,409 --> 01:04:48,579
Relax.
1286
01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:50,159
You'll figure it out.
1287
01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:53,329
It's that simple, huh?
1288
01:04:54,369 --> 01:04:55,380
It can be.
1289
01:05:02,510 --> 01:05:03,840
So, why are you single?
1290
01:05:05,050 --> 01:05:06,179
Uh...
1291
01:05:06,639 --> 01:05:11,639
Every girl I tried to date
was crazy, flaky,
1292
01:05:11,719 --> 01:05:13,769
and in the last case,
1293
01:05:14,230 --> 01:05:15,059
a lesbian.
1294
01:05:15,150 --> 01:05:16,269
I feel her pain.
1295
01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:19,190
Me too.
1296
01:05:19,980 --> 01:05:20,980
So...
1297
01:05:21,230 --> 01:05:22,150
Actually,
1298
01:05:22,239 --> 01:05:23,699
I have a confession to make.
1299
01:05:25,449 --> 01:05:26,449
I am...
1300
01:05:26,570 --> 01:05:27,570
sane,
1301
01:05:28,199 --> 01:05:29,829
I'm dependable
1302
01:05:30,909 --> 01:05:31,909
and mostly...
1303
01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:35,000
heterosexual.
1304
01:06:06,199 --> 01:06:07,659
I'm from Kappa next door.
1305
01:06:08,199 --> 01:06:09,699
You shook our house.
1306
01:06:09,780 --> 01:06:12,869
We lost a row of
totally irreplaceable shot glasses.
1307
01:06:13,829 --> 01:06:16,250
Hello? I was talking to you!
1308
01:06:16,329 --> 01:06:17,369
I think you're ready.
1309
01:06:18,119 --> 01:06:19,130
What?
1310
01:06:20,539 --> 01:06:22,380
Oh, my God.
I need a shower now.
1311
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,420
My boobs are sweaty.
1312
01:06:35,849 --> 01:06:37,190
Hey.
1313
01:06:37,889 --> 01:06:39,269
What's up, ladies?
1314
01:06:41,980 --> 01:06:43,980
Well, this is one lame surprise party.
1315
01:06:46,650 --> 01:06:47,699
Mom?
1316
01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:48,909
Soror Yvonne.
1317
01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:52,030
I am not calling you "Soror Yvonne."
1318
01:06:52,119 --> 01:06:55,079
Did you violate the sanctity
of our sisterhood?
1319
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,829
Have you betrayed all of your black,
Greek brothers and sisters?
1320
01:07:02,590 --> 01:07:05,090
Those are very abstract questions.
1321
01:07:05,170 --> 01:07:06,630
Oh, so you think this is funny?
1322
01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:08,050
Well, let me remind you.
1323
01:07:08,130 --> 01:07:13,469
Our organizations were founded
to create community where there was none,
1324
01:07:13,559 --> 01:07:16,389
built upon sisterhood,
1325
01:07:16,469 --> 01:07:18,769
in a world that did not welcome us.
1326
01:07:18,849 --> 01:07:21,059
And over a hundred years,
1327
01:07:21,150 --> 01:07:23,650
we have stood the test of time.
1328
01:07:23,730 --> 01:07:24,860
This is your fault!
1329
01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:27,400
- My...
- Yes! You and Dad screwed me with Harvard.
1330
01:07:27,489 --> 01:07:29,320
This has nothing to do with family.
1331
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,360
Well, I didn't start this conversation,
1332
01:07:31,449 --> 01:07:33,489
and I damn sure didn't send for you.
1333
01:07:33,579 --> 01:07:36,239
Sorry it's not going the way you planned,
Soror Yvonne.
1334
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,599
You do not deserve to wear our letters.
1335
01:08:01,889 --> 01:08:03,690
You lied to my face.
1336
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:07,070
We don't get down with you anymore,
so when you see us around...
1337
01:08:07,780 --> 01:08:08,650
keep walking.
1338
01:08:08,739 --> 01:08:10,070
- Aisha...
- I don't care.
1339
01:08:10,150 --> 01:08:11,989
Why don't you just run to the SBBs?
1340
01:08:12,070 --> 01:08:14,949
They're not your sorors.
They're not your friends.
1341
01:08:15,739 --> 01:08:16,989
You're the help.
1342
01:08:17,079 --> 01:08:18,869
That's how those bitches look at you.
1343
01:08:18,949 --> 01:08:21,079
And that's how
they will always look at you.
1344
01:08:22,369 --> 01:08:24,750
Actions have consequences, Jamilah.
1345
01:08:27,210 --> 01:08:28,840
Why don't you just step?
1346
01:08:53,779 --> 01:08:54,859
When you took this job,
1347
01:08:54,949 --> 01:08:57,529
I told you that
even though you're still a student,
1348
01:08:58,239 --> 01:09:00,119
you represent this office.
1349
01:09:00,199 --> 01:09:01,199
Of course.
1350
01:09:03,289 --> 01:09:05,210
Then why am I seeing these?
1351
01:09:06,170 --> 01:09:07,170
Oh...
1352
01:09:07,420 --> 01:09:09,210
God. Oh.
1353
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,300
I wasn't in the twerk pyramid.
1354
01:09:16,510 --> 01:09:18,720
- God.
- What were you thinking?
1355
01:09:18,810 --> 01:09:22,020
- I know this looks really bad...
- I'm sorry. I have to fire you.
1356
01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:24,310
And Nick and I can't endorse you
to Harvard.
1357
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,189
Not now.
1358
01:09:45,670 --> 01:09:47,420
Yo, Jam. What do you think?
1359
01:09:49,289 --> 01:09:50,289
Jamilah?
1360
01:09:51,210 --> 01:09:52,300
What's wrong, honey?
1361
01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:58,300
I got fired.
1362
01:09:58,390 --> 01:09:59,260
What?
1363
01:09:59,350 --> 01:10:00,720
- What happened?
- No!
1364
01:10:03,350 --> 01:10:06,350
Dean Berman found pictures of me
partying here, with you guys,
1365
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:07,810
and I'm an employee, so...
1366
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,810
So we're gonna do something about this.
1367
01:10:09,899 --> 01:10:11,859
- Like what?
- I don't know. Give me 40 seconds.
1368
01:10:11,939 --> 01:10:14,989
- I don't have these things chambered.
- Wait, how did he get the pictures?
1369
01:10:15,069 --> 01:10:16,069
Aisha.
1370
01:10:16,609 --> 01:10:17,989
- What?
- She did not!
1371
01:10:18,069 --> 01:10:20,989
SBB isn't the only sorority
with internal drama.
1372
01:10:21,079 --> 01:10:23,659
Yeah, but you're not gonna
beez out on us, right?
1373
01:10:27,539 --> 01:10:28,670
Um...
1374
01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:30,289
Listen, guys, I...
1375
01:10:31,789 --> 01:10:34,340
I only have one class left,
and I can finish it online.
1376
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:35,840
So...
1377
01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:39,590
So I'm gonna go back to Philly
and figure out my next move.
1378
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,640
- What? We're not done choreographing.
- Steptacular is ten days away.
1379
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,680
What are we supposed to do
without our captain?
1380
01:10:44,770 --> 01:10:46,020
Danielle is your captain.
1381
01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:48,100
It will be fine. You guys know this stuff.
1382
01:10:48,189 --> 01:10:50,770
You don't have a job.
Just stay with us until Steptacular.
1383
01:10:50,859 --> 01:10:52,439
- I really can't.
- This is bullshit.
1384
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,569
I don't have time for this, you guys!
1385
01:10:55,029 --> 01:10:56,779
I have spent every minute on SBB.
1386
01:10:56,859 --> 01:10:59,819
- Now, I have no job, my sorors hate me...
- And that's our fault?
1387
01:10:59,909 --> 01:11:01,819
My life was perfect before coaching SBB.
1388
01:11:01,909 --> 01:11:03,869
This is obviously
the worst mistake I've made.
1389
01:11:03,949 --> 01:11:05,199
Wow.
1390
01:11:05,289 --> 01:11:08,710
You spout out this sisterhood shit,
and then you bail when we need you?
1391
01:11:09,039 --> 01:11:10,079
What was in it for you?
1392
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:13,090
So you and the Thetas could just laugh
at a bunch of dumb white girls?
1393
01:11:13,170 --> 01:11:16,050
- Hello! We're not all white girls.
- To get closer to my brother?
1394
01:11:16,130 --> 01:11:17,920
To boost your resume for Harvard?
1395
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:22,840
Was...
1396
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,930
Was it for Harvard?
1397
01:11:25,010 --> 01:11:26,010
Harvard?
1398
01:11:27,390 --> 01:11:29,850
Yeah, Jamilah wants to go to Harvard Law.
1399
01:11:30,770 --> 01:11:32,979
And Dean Berman is an alum.
1400
01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:35,399
And so, what?
1401
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:39,779
You worked out a deal that
if you tame some crazy white girls,
1402
01:11:40,569 --> 01:11:41,989
he'd put in a good word?
1403
01:11:43,569 --> 01:11:45,119
I figured everybody wins.
1404
01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:47,409
I get to go to law school,
your charter is safe,
1405
01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:49,210
the community center gets money.
1406
01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:50,710
You know what?
1407
01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:52,500
You're an asshole.
1408
01:11:52,579 --> 01:11:54,130
And I am done with you.
1409
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,100
You're a goddam phony.
1410
01:12:16,109 --> 01:12:18,819
Freshman year,
I went to a Theta informational meeting.
1411
01:12:19,859 --> 01:12:22,989
My mother and my grandmother,
they're both Thetas.
1412
01:12:24,069 --> 01:12:27,239
But you guys rejected me
because I was too whitewashed.
1413
01:12:32,710 --> 01:12:33,710
I didn't realize.
1414
01:12:33,789 --> 01:12:34,880
It's fine.
1415
01:12:36,630 --> 01:12:38,090
I dodged a bullet.
1416
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,380
SBB is not perfect.
1417
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:44,180
But at least we judge on actions
and not stereotypes.
1418
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,390
We're better off without you...
1419
01:12:48,930 --> 01:12:49,930
sis.
1420
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:56,649
Long-distance things
don't work all the time.
1421
01:12:57,729 --> 01:12:59,529
Neither do airbags.
1422
01:13:01,359 --> 01:13:03,239
I just have to do what's best for me.
1423
01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:08,279
Only problem is just that
1424
01:13:08,369 --> 01:13:11,789
you have no idea what that is.
1425
01:13:46,279 --> 01:13:47,199
What the...
1426
01:13:47,279 --> 01:13:49,489
OK.
You messed with the wrong bitch today!
1427
01:13:55,079 --> 01:13:56,420
What the hell is wrong with you?
1428
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,880
I thought you were a crazy person.
Obviously, I was right.
1429
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,539
I sent the pictures to Dean Berman.
1430
01:14:03,630 --> 01:14:07,510
I thought you'd get into a little trouble
and we could bail on Steptacular,
1431
01:14:07,590 --> 01:14:09,180
and I could get SBB back in order.
1432
01:14:09,260 --> 01:14:10,510
I was trying to protect Kevin!
1433
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,640
I do not believe this shit!
After everything I did for you?
1434
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,770
In all fairness, you did it for yourself.
1435
01:14:15,850 --> 01:14:18,600
Actually, it was me. It was me!
It was all me!
1436
01:14:20,310 --> 01:14:21,859
You are so pretty.
1437
01:14:29,239 --> 01:14:30,449
Please come back.
1438
01:14:34,199 --> 01:14:35,369
SBB needs you.
1439
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,789
You may not actually be an SBB,
but you're still one of our sisters.
1440
01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:41,630
I was your coach!
1441
01:14:42,039 --> 01:14:43,039
Your...
1442
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:44,920
Your friend.
1443
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:47,590
Not your sister.
It doesn't work like that.
1444
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:50,470
I thought Steptacular was a bad idea
from the beginning. I admit it.
1445
01:14:50,970 --> 01:14:52,720
But the girls really want to do it...
1446
01:14:53,310 --> 01:14:54,310
together.
1447
01:14:55,470 --> 01:14:56,930
Please, stay.
1448
01:14:57,689 --> 01:14:59,060
Help us be better sisters.
1449
01:14:59,149 --> 01:15:02,770
You said it yourself: there's no better
feeling than helping people who need it.
1450
01:15:09,199 --> 01:15:10,199
I...
1451
01:15:11,159 --> 01:15:12,489
am not...
1452
01:15:12,579 --> 01:15:14,119
the help!
1453
01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:22,920
I'm pretty sure I said, "Keep walking,"
1454
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,130
yet here you are.
1455
01:15:24,210 --> 01:15:26,010
I came to say goodbye.
1456
01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:27,510
And to apologize.
1457
01:15:28,470 --> 01:15:29,590
I screwed up.
1458
01:15:30,430 --> 01:15:33,300
Just for fun, you know, come in. Come in.
1459
01:15:33,390 --> 01:15:36,060
I'd love to hear this, just for fun.
How did you screw up?
1460
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:40,140
- I lied to you.
- Uh-huh.
1461
01:15:40,229 --> 01:15:43,359
And I bailed on SBB.
1462
01:15:44,399 --> 01:15:45,399
And...
1463
01:15:46,029 --> 01:15:47,779
I disappointed my parents.
1464
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:50,989
You know what? Take that off the list.
That doesn't bother me.
1465
01:15:51,069 --> 01:15:54,699
Do you even hear yourself?
Those are all the same problem.
1466
01:15:54,779 --> 01:15:55,909
You're a user.
1467
01:15:57,289 --> 01:15:58,449
I am not a user.
1468
01:15:58,539 --> 01:16:01,460
You used SBB and Dean Berman
to get into Harvard.
1469
01:16:02,329 --> 01:16:03,670
And to be honest, Jamilah,
1470
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:07,000
I always thought you've been
using Theta for years
1471
01:16:07,090 --> 01:16:08,420
to prove how black you are.
1472
01:16:14,470 --> 01:16:15,470
OK.
1473
01:16:17,850 --> 01:16:18,930
Yeah.
1474
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:20,430
I did.
1475
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:21,729
I joined a black sorority
1476
01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:26,020
because I wanted people
to stop calling me "white girl" or "Oreo."
1477
01:16:26,649 --> 01:16:28,439
I admit that was the wrong reason.
1478
01:16:28,979 --> 01:16:30,819
You have to understand. I...
1479
01:16:30,899 --> 01:16:33,739
I love Theta. I love my sorors.
1480
01:16:35,569 --> 01:16:37,489
You let them take stepping from us.
1481
01:16:37,579 --> 01:16:39,500
Aisha, white people said the same thing
1482
01:16:39,579 --> 01:16:41,789
about Tiger Woods
and the Williams sisters.
1483
01:16:41,869 --> 01:16:44,039
We said the same thing about Eminem.
1484
01:16:44,130 --> 01:16:45,880
Races can't own things.
1485
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,880
I give up.
1486
01:17:08,359 --> 01:17:10,609
Text from Beth.
1487
01:17:16,949 --> 01:17:21,119
So much for "Perfection over excellence,
1488
01:17:21,199 --> 01:17:23,289
sister over self."
1489
01:17:23,369 --> 01:17:26,380
# WeakPeopleQuit.
1490
01:17:39,180 --> 01:17:41,140
I am in love with my Meat Genie.
1491
01:17:41,220 --> 01:17:43,229
You're going to love it even more.
1492
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:44,810
Look what it can do now!
1493
01:17:44,890 --> 01:17:47,060
Giant, hefty man-sized sandwiches.
1494
01:17:47,149 --> 01:17:50,819
Golden, fluffy pancakes, quiches,
and pot pies, too.
1495
01:17:50,899 --> 01:17:53,189
You've improved what was already perfect.
1496
01:17:53,279 --> 01:17:54,529
It gets better.
1497
01:17:54,609 --> 01:17:56,909
You aren't winning shit,
sitting around like this.
1498
01:18:00,029 --> 01:18:01,029
Listen.
1499
01:18:01,949 --> 01:18:03,869
I don't have a job, or a man,
1500
01:18:04,289 --> 01:18:05,579
or a shot at law school.
1501
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,210
But I'm here
because I believe you guys can win.
1502
01:18:09,630 --> 01:18:10,880
So, either prove me wrong,
1503
01:18:11,380 --> 01:18:14,420
or get your asses in gear,
because we have a step show in one week.
1504
01:18:23,810 --> 01:18:25,560
You never took off your workout clothes.
1505
01:18:30,149 --> 01:18:31,770
- Alright, alright.
- Thank you.
1506
01:18:31,859 --> 01:18:32,939
Alright.
1507
01:18:34,819 --> 01:18:36,029
I know you missed me.
1508
01:18:38,859 --> 01:18:39,859
Hey.
1509
01:18:43,409 --> 01:18:44,409
Listen.
1510
01:18:45,409 --> 01:18:46,500
Theta missed out.
1511
01:18:47,619 --> 01:18:49,250
You'd have been a great soror.
1512
01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:53,590
But I'll settle for a friend.
1513
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:56,880
Let's win, sis.
1514
01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:04,470
♪ Everything I do
I do it with a passion ♪
1515
01:19:05,979 --> 01:19:08,479
♪ If I've got to be
I'm gonna be a bad one ♪
1516
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,359
♪ Crazy ♪
1517
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:14,979
♪ Live for the challenge
Only make me stronger ♪
1518
01:19:15,069 --> 01:19:18,569
♪ One more reason to turn up on them ♪
1519
01:19:18,649 --> 01:19:22,659
♪ I go, I go, I go, I go crazy ♪
1520
01:19:24,329 --> 01:19:25,159
♪ Crazy ♪
1521
01:19:26,539 --> 01:19:27,789
OK!
1522
01:19:29,039 --> 01:19:31,630
You guys look good.
Let me see it one more time from the top.
1523
01:19:31,710 --> 01:19:32,710
No!
1524
01:19:32,789 --> 01:19:35,800
Goddamnit.
We have been doing this all night!
1525
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,840
Oh, I think I gave myself a hemorrhoid.
1526
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,010
OK, fine. Take five.
1527
01:19:42,090 --> 01:19:43,550
Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
1528
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,680
It's Kevin.
1529
01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:50,390
I haven't seen him this upset
since they canceled Star Trek: Voyager.
1530
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:51,350
Is he sad about me?
1531
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:54,399
Or is he sad that his sister
tried to sabotage his girlfriend?
1532
01:19:56,899 --> 01:19:59,189
- I said the "G" word.
- Yeah, you did.
1533
01:20:01,989 --> 01:20:03,319
Do you think he'd talk to me?
1534
01:20:08,869 --> 01:20:09,869
Get out of here.
1535
01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:11,210
Yes, ma'am.
1536
01:20:29,890 --> 01:20:30,930
What...
1537
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:35,020
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪
1538
01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:38,029
♪ And wasting all my time ♪
1539
01:20:40,189 --> 01:20:42,909
♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪
1540
01:20:43,909 --> 01:20:45,779
♪ I kind of lose my mind... ♪
1541
01:20:46,079 --> 01:20:47,279
Look, Kevin.
1542
01:20:48,329 --> 01:20:50,119
I've always been good at everything.
1543
01:20:50,539 --> 01:20:52,619
Very little in life has challenged me.
1544
01:20:53,119 --> 01:20:56,380
I had a clear image of my perfect guy,
and it looked nothing like you.
1545
01:20:56,460 --> 01:21:00,050
- Why are your apologies so mean?
- No! You don't look bad.
1546
01:21:00,130 --> 01:21:01,720
You look great,
1547
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:03,420
beautiful,
1548
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,010
tall and handsome,
1549
01:21:05,090 --> 01:21:06,510
and your teeth are so white.
1550
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,850
Your skin is so smooth and soft,
1551
01:21:08,930 --> 01:21:10,850
like a baby, and it's hairless.
1552
01:21:10,930 --> 01:21:12,350
I have no idea how you do it.
1553
01:21:13,020 --> 01:21:14,229
And you're just like...
1554
01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:16,229
You're a goofball.
1555
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:19,859
You play video games online
with 12-year-olds.
1556
01:21:19,939 --> 01:21:23,779
- I'm about to ask you to leave because...
- Hey, I'm trying to be corny here.
1557
01:21:26,819 --> 01:21:29,199
I realize that Harvard
is what my parents wanted.
1558
01:21:29,739 --> 01:21:32,449
Well, what do you want?
1559
01:21:34,710 --> 01:21:35,710
I don't know.
1560
01:21:37,039 --> 01:21:38,500
But I know I want you.
1561
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,670
I know I want to give us another shot.
1562
01:21:45,090 --> 01:21:46,300
What do you say?
1563
01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:52,560
That I'm never gonna be a six-foot-four
football-playing lawyer
1564
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,939
who knows all the lyrics to old
Tribe Called Quest songs.
1565
01:21:56,020 --> 01:21:59,109
And that's who you always wanted, so go...
1566
01:21:59,649 --> 01:22:01,319
Go find him and...
1567
01:22:10,279 --> 01:22:11,279
Hey.
1568
01:22:12,039 --> 01:22:13,039
Actually...
1569
01:22:17,710 --> 01:22:18,789
don't find that guy.
1570
01:22:19,750 --> 01:22:20,750
In fact,
1571
01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:22,380
Eff that guy.
1572
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,630
He probably doesn't exist anyway.
1573
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:26,550
I do.
1574
01:22:26,630 --> 01:22:29,430
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed
Just what I needed ♪
1575
01:22:30,010 --> 01:22:32,310
♪ I needed someone to feed ♪
1576
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,810
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed
Just what I needed ♪
1577
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:39,859
♪ I needed someone to bleed ♪
1578
01:22:45,279 --> 01:22:48,239
Welcome to the 25th annual Steptacular.
1579
01:22:48,319 --> 01:22:50,739
We're bringing fire all night!
1580
01:22:51,489 --> 01:22:54,750
Give it up for Zeta Rho Nu!
1581
01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:09,340
Give it up for Rho Beta Mu!
1582
01:23:23,729 --> 01:23:27,439
Sigma Delta Eta!
1583
01:23:39,829 --> 01:23:42,789
You all make some noise.
They were on fire!
1584
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:02,399
Yow! There it is! I approach it.
1585
01:24:02,479 --> 01:24:06,649
That is why they make it
to the Steptacular every single year!
1586
01:24:07,479 --> 01:24:08,739
Yeah.
1587
01:24:09,109 --> 01:24:10,319
Alright.
1588
01:24:12,109 --> 01:24:13,159
Oh, my God.
1589
01:24:13,239 --> 01:24:15,829
There are ten times as many people here
as there were last time.
1590
01:24:15,909 --> 01:24:17,329
Next group of ladies,
1591
01:24:17,409 --> 01:24:18,659
they've got brains,
1592
01:24:19,369 --> 01:24:20,369
beauty,
1593
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,250
and talent!
1594
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:28,380
You all give it up for the sexy ladies
all the way from Westcott University.
1595
01:24:28,460 --> 01:24:33,140
You all make some noise
for Theta Chi Phi!
1596
01:24:33,220 --> 01:24:34,340
Come on, you all.
1597
01:24:34,430 --> 01:24:36,430
Come on, you all! Come on!
1598
01:24:43,149 --> 01:24:44,899
♪ Hmm, sta! ♪
1599
01:24:45,689 --> 01:24:47,569
♪ One-six ♪
1600
01:24:48,069 --> 01:24:49,859
♪ Panthers, attack ♪
1601
01:24:58,119 --> 01:24:59,119
♪ Sta! ♪
1602
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:01,460
Yes, ladies!
1603
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:05,130
♪ We are the... ♪
1604
01:25:05,210 --> 01:25:08,170
♪ Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪
1605
01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:09,250
♪ Thetas ♪
1606
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:14,890
♪ The soul-stepping
Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪
1607
01:25:14,970 --> 01:25:19,720
♪ When you see us, back it up
Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪
1608
01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:22,020
♪ Let it go
Now you know we're in control ♪
1609
01:25:22,100 --> 01:25:24,439
♪ Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪
1610
01:25:32,189 --> 01:25:33,859
♪ So fine ♪
1611
01:25:45,170 --> 01:25:47,539
♪ I said, my sorors! ♪
1612
01:25:47,630 --> 01:25:49,170
♪ Yeah? ♪
1613
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:51,590
♪ Let's show them how it's done
Break it down ♪
1614
01:25:51,670 --> 01:25:53,420
♪ Ah, step ♪
1615
01:25:53,510 --> 01:25:55,050
♪ Booty drop, booty drop ♪
1616
01:25:55,470 --> 01:25:57,090
♪ Ah, step ♪
1617
01:25:59,180 --> 01:26:00,850
♪ Ah, step ♪
1618
01:26:00,930 --> 01:26:02,680
♪ Work it, girl ♪
1619
01:26:02,770 --> 01:26:04,600
♪ Ah, step ♪
1620
01:26:07,729 --> 01:26:09,479
♪ Ah, step ♪
1621
01:26:11,399 --> 01:26:13,149
♪ Hmm, sta! ♪
1622
01:26:14,529 --> 01:26:15,699
♪ Theta ♪
1623
01:26:15,779 --> 01:26:16,909
♪ Rah! ♪
1624
01:26:19,949 --> 01:26:20,989
I heard...
1625
01:26:22,159 --> 01:26:26,329
the SBBs came to step!
1626
01:26:28,289 --> 01:26:29,710
Oh, nah, nah, nah!
1627
01:26:30,289 --> 01:26:31,380
See what I heard
1628
01:26:31,460 --> 01:26:36,010
was that the SBBs got some soul!
1629
01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:39,340
Like what?
1630
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:47,390
Well, let me tell you who's got some...
1631
01:26:47,479 --> 01:26:48,689
Tell them, girl!
1632
01:26:48,770 --> 01:26:51,060
That's me, yeah. Say that!
1633
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,819
♪ Theta Chi Phi got... ♪
1634
01:26:53,899 --> 01:26:58,699
♪ Soul ♪
1635
01:26:59,239 --> 01:27:05,159
♪ Theta Chi Phi's got soul ♪
1636
01:27:06,199 --> 01:27:08,420
♪ Theta Chi Phi's got soul ♪
1637
01:27:09,369 --> 01:27:10,539
♪ Lock up! ♪
1638
01:27:13,550 --> 01:27:14,380
♪ Rah! ♪
1639
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:16,800
♪ Hmm, sta!
1640
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:18,720
♪ Thetas, are we done?
Hell no ♪
1641
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:20,930
♪ Let me see you work it, work it
Let me see you ♪
1642
01:27:21,340 --> 01:27:22,340
♪ Theta ♪
1643
01:27:23,050 --> 01:27:24,180
♪ Sta! ♪
1644
01:27:24,260 --> 01:27:25,890
♪ Let me see you ♪
1645
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:29,770
♪ Sta! ♪
1646
01:28:09,270 --> 01:28:11,729
The show is over! Oh, oh, my God.
1647
01:28:11,810 --> 01:28:12,810
You know...
1648
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:15,520
- Good job.
- Break a leg.
1649
01:28:20,949 --> 01:28:22,659
I'm gonna ahead and warn you all.
1650
01:28:22,739 --> 01:28:25,779
This next group
is a little on the Caucasian side.
1651
01:28:25,869 --> 01:28:27,079
What if they hate us?
1652
01:28:27,159 --> 01:28:29,659
What if they boo us off
like Showtime at the Apollo?
1653
01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:32,539
Oh, God. Is that clown guy
with the long cane thingy here?
1654
01:28:34,630 --> 01:28:36,210
Are you guys feeling out of place,
1655
01:28:36,590 --> 01:28:39,460
like maybe they're judging you
before you've expressed yourselves?
1656
01:28:39,550 --> 01:28:40,800
- Yeah.
- Yes.
1657
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:41,930
Tell me something.
1658
01:28:42,010 --> 01:28:43,050
How do you think they feel
1659
01:28:43,130 --> 01:28:46,180
when they're the only black person
in a class or at the office?
1660
01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:49,770
- So, you're saying we're screwed?
- You're in this position for ten minutes.
1661
01:28:50,310 --> 01:28:53,600
Are you gonna fall apart
and drown in a pool of white-girl tears,
1662
01:28:53,689 --> 01:28:55,229
or are you gonna cowgirl the fuck up?
1663
01:28:55,310 --> 01:28:57,479
- Yeah. Cowgirl up!
- Hell yeah.
1664
01:28:57,569 --> 01:28:59,279
- Thank you.
- Let's do it.
1665
01:28:59,359 --> 01:29:02,199
Koala on three. One, two, three!
1666
01:29:02,279 --> 01:29:04,529
Koala!
1667
01:29:04,609 --> 01:29:08,539
I want you all to make some noise
for the Sigma Beta Betas!
1668
01:29:08,619 --> 01:29:10,750
Come on, now. Come on, now.
1669
01:29:22,340 --> 01:29:23,720
♪ Sigma ♪
1670
01:29:24,380 --> 01:29:26,850
♪ One, eight, six, five ♪
1671
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:32,140
- What's this?
- No, just wait.
1672
01:29:35,979 --> 01:29:36,979
Alright, no.
1673
01:29:37,020 --> 01:29:38,020
No.
1674
01:29:38,060 --> 01:29:39,819
No, stop!
1675
01:29:40,899 --> 01:29:41,899
Ladies...
1676
01:29:42,689 --> 01:29:45,159
we didn't get our bodies bruised
1677
01:29:45,859 --> 01:29:47,739
and our feet bloody...
1678
01:29:48,369 --> 01:29:49,829
just for this shit!
1679
01:29:52,119 --> 01:29:57,039
We didn't come here
to do no half-assed stepping!
1680
01:30:03,550 --> 01:30:07,970
♪ We came here to represent like this ♪
1681
01:30:08,050 --> 01:30:11,600
♪ Sigma Beta Beta
Ah! ♪
1682
01:30:36,079 --> 01:30:38,329
♪ Who are we? ♪
1683
01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:40,130
♪ We're white girls ♪
1684
01:30:40,210 --> 01:30:41,340
♪ With a chocolate twist ♪
1685
01:30:41,420 --> 01:30:44,880
♪ But don't get it twisted ♪
1686
01:30:47,630 --> 01:30:48,630
♪ Ha! ♪
1687
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:51,640
♪ Ha! ♪
1688
01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:56,310
♪ We don't have to break it down ♪
1689
01:30:56,390 --> 01:30:58,270
♪ SBBs turn it up ♪
1690
01:31:02,229 --> 01:31:04,609
♪ You need to cut it ♪
1691
01:31:05,819 --> 01:31:07,109
Yes!
1692
01:31:11,119 --> 01:31:17,079
♪ Koala ♪
1693
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,670
♪ One, eight, six, five ♪
1694
01:31:35,180 --> 01:31:36,430
♪ SBB ♪
1695
01:31:43,729 --> 01:31:45,569
♪ Slow it down now ♪
1696
01:31:45,649 --> 01:31:47,399
♪ You might be good ♪
1697
01:31:47,489 --> 01:31:49,359
♪ But you ain't us ♪
1698
01:31:49,449 --> 01:31:52,069
♪ We are the Sigma Beta Betas ♪
1699
01:31:52,159 --> 01:31:53,869
♪ And we can't be touched ♪
1700
01:31:53,949 --> 01:31:54,779
♪ I said ♪
1701
01:31:54,869 --> 01:31:56,750
♪ We can't be touched
I said ♪
1702
01:31:56,829 --> 01:31:58,199
♪ We can't be touched ♪
1703
01:31:58,710 --> 01:32:00,000
♪ SBB ♪
1704
01:32:02,289 --> 01:32:04,090
♪ Step, SBB ♪
1705
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:07,880
♪ Step, SBB ♪
1706
01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:09,840
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪
1707
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:11,760
♪ Step, SBB ♪
1708
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:13,930
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪
1709
01:32:14,010 --> 01:32:15,010
♪ Step ♪
1710
01:32:18,979 --> 01:32:19,850
♪ What? ♪
1711
01:32:19,930 --> 01:32:20,939
♪ What? ♪
1712
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:26,979
♪ Get down, get down low ♪
1713
01:32:29,649 --> 01:32:31,149
♪ You know how that go ♪
1714
01:32:33,069 --> 01:32:35,199
♪ You gonna drop it to the floor ♪
1715
01:32:37,699 --> 01:32:38,739
♪ Get down, get down low ♪
1716
01:32:38,789 --> 01:32:40,210
♪ What's up? What's up? ♪
1717
01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:42,460
♪ Good game, cut throat ♪
1718
01:32:42,539 --> 01:32:44,100
♪ Shorty says that she love thugs, oh ♪
1719
01:32:44,170 --> 01:32:46,380
♪ She better say no names
If she got cuffs on ♪
1720
01:32:46,460 --> 01:32:49,630
♪ Lately, I just do it for the fun of it
Eyeliner so sharp that it will cut ♪
1721
01:32:50,090 --> 01:32:52,210
♪ If it's Henny
Then of course I'll take a cup of it ♪
1722
01:32:52,260 --> 01:32:54,180
♪ Good luck getting me to give a damn ♪
1723
01:32:54,260 --> 01:32:55,720
♪ In, out and in out of state ♪
1724
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,640
♪ I've been eating good
Not been out of shape ♪
1725
01:32:57,720 --> 01:32:59,180
♪ But I've been out and sent out ♪
1726
01:32:59,270 --> 01:33:01,270
♪ Better get out the pen now
To print out the pay ♪
1727
01:33:01,350 --> 01:33:03,600
♪ I'll be in out and in out
And in out of planes ♪
1728
01:33:03,689 --> 01:33:05,710
♪ I don't trip out
I trip out to get out of lane... ♪
1729
01:33:05,729 --> 01:33:07,319
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪
1730
01:33:10,359 --> 01:33:13,109
♪ Get back before I block her
You're bad, I'm a bad... ♪
1731
01:33:13,199 --> 01:33:15,489
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪
1732
01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:22,079
Yeah! There it is. I told you...
1733
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:28,170
OK. Sigma Beta Beta,
leaving their footprint on this stage.
1734
01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:33,800
You never know what you're gonna get
at the Steptacular!
1735
01:33:34,300 --> 01:33:38,050
I see some of you sisters in the crowd
are a little salty.
1736
01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:39,850
You didn't expect that, did you?
1737
01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:41,430
Uh-huh. I see you over there.
1738
01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:43,850
"It was alright. It was alright.
It wasn't all that."
1739
01:33:43,939 --> 01:33:45,229
You guys slayed.
1740
01:33:45,310 --> 01:33:46,859
I am so proud of you.
1741
01:33:48,819 --> 01:33:50,689
White girl tears. It's contagious.
1742
01:33:51,689 --> 01:33:54,949
Our judges have made their decisions.
All competitors to the stage.
1743
01:33:56,239 --> 01:33:58,579
And now, for the moment
we all have been waiting for...
1744
01:33:58,659 --> 01:34:01,039
Let's get ready for the tears
and the cheers.
1745
01:34:01,909 --> 01:34:03,449
In third place,
1746
01:34:03,539 --> 01:34:05,289
taking home $10,000,
1747
01:34:05,369 --> 01:34:07,500
all the way from Hampton University,
1748
01:34:07,579 --> 01:34:09,460
Sigma Delta Eta!
1749
01:34:09,539 --> 01:34:10,630
Come on, now!
1750
01:34:12,210 --> 01:34:13,510
Give it up for them.
1751
01:34:16,510 --> 01:34:18,180
This is yours. Come here.
1752
01:34:18,260 --> 01:34:19,390
Come here.
1753
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:24,270
And in second place,
1754
01:34:24,350 --> 01:34:26,770
winning $25,000...
1755
01:34:27,810 --> 01:34:29,310
I want you to make some noise
1756
01:34:29,810 --> 01:34:32,609
for Heta Rho Nu!
1757
01:34:32,689 --> 01:34:33,989
Yeah!
1758
01:34:38,819 --> 01:34:44,750
And now, first-place winners,
taking home $100,000!
1759
01:34:46,289 --> 01:34:47,369
That's a lot of money.
1760
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:51,289
All the way from Westcott University...
1761
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:54,760
Make some noise for the sexy sorority.
1762
01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:59,590
Put your hands together
for your Steptacular champions of 2017...
1763
01:35:01,850 --> 01:35:04,430
Theta Chi Phi!
1764
01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:05,770
Come on, now.
1765
01:35:10,979 --> 01:35:13,270
Alright! Give them that thing.
1766
01:35:14,399 --> 01:35:15,439
You deserved it.
1767
01:35:15,939 --> 01:35:16,949
You deserved it.
1768
01:35:19,109 --> 01:35:20,109
So, that's it.
1769
01:35:20,779 --> 01:35:22,529
No money, no donation,
1770
01:35:23,239 --> 01:35:24,909
no reinstatement.
1771
01:35:24,989 --> 01:35:26,539
I want a picture with your fine ass.
1772
01:35:26,619 --> 01:35:28,159
All day, baby.
1773
01:35:28,539 --> 01:35:31,500
Check this out. Me and the judges
got a little creative with the scores.
1774
01:35:31,579 --> 01:35:32,789
You know what I'm saying?
1775
01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:34,670
We've got to keep stepping ours.
1776
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:38,720
- Come on with the picture.
- Wait. Wait, what?
1777
01:35:39,180 --> 01:35:40,430
You know how it is.
1778
01:35:42,010 --> 01:35:44,260
Can't give them second. You feel me?
1779
01:35:48,310 --> 01:35:50,140
Give me that. Excuse me.
1780
01:35:50,229 --> 01:35:51,899
Hello, hello! Excuse me!
1781
01:35:51,979 --> 01:35:52,979
Hold up.
1782
01:35:55,899 --> 01:35:57,109
This fool right here,
1783
01:35:57,989 --> 01:36:00,409
he just told me the judges
changed a score,
1784
01:36:00,489 --> 01:36:03,949
so that SBB would lose
and stepping would stay ours.
1785
01:36:08,079 --> 01:36:09,119
It's not right.
1786
01:36:09,210 --> 01:36:10,579
It's 2017.
1787
01:36:14,750 --> 01:36:16,380
According to the real scores,
1788
01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:18,630
SBB came in second place tonight.
1789
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:21,880
And it's not right.
1790
01:36:21,970 --> 01:36:25,260
Listen, it is not right.
We need to give them their just due.
1791
01:36:25,350 --> 01:36:27,560
Come on.
Are you all gonna give it to them?
1792
01:36:28,850 --> 01:36:29,930
Whoa!
1793
01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:33,939
Really? Ooh! You all are really,
really testing my nerves.
1794
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:35,020
You know what?
1795
01:36:35,109 --> 01:36:36,189
Come on, Becky.
1796
01:36:36,270 --> 01:36:38,529
Uh, Britney. Oh, gosh.
What's the child's name again?
1797
01:36:38,609 --> 01:36:40,239
- Beth!
- Beth.
1798
01:36:40,319 --> 01:36:41,399
Beth. OK.
1799
01:36:41,489 --> 01:36:45,909
You all need to show some love to Beth
and her sorors. Come on.
1800
01:36:45,989 --> 01:36:47,079
Some love...
1801
01:36:47,159 --> 01:36:49,869
Because we, Theta Chi Phi,
1802
01:36:50,829 --> 01:36:53,289
we're gonna do the right thing
1803
01:36:53,369 --> 01:36:56,420
and split our check
with the real second-place team,
1804
01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:58,760
Sigma Beta Beta,
1805
01:36:59,170 --> 01:37:01,010
the real second-place step team.
1806
01:37:04,720 --> 01:37:06,850
OK. Alright. OK.
1807
01:37:26,279 --> 01:37:30,199
Under the tutelage
of trailblazing senior, Jamilah Bishop,
1808
01:37:30,289 --> 01:37:32,289
SBB has made history
1809
01:37:32,369 --> 01:37:36,420
and managed to keep
a community institution's doors open.
1810
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:40,920
- That's my baby girl.
- I know.
1811
01:37:49,510 --> 01:37:50,680
Hi, guys.
1812
01:37:55,979 --> 01:37:57,520
I can be strong-willed,
1813
01:37:58,109 --> 01:37:59,399
forceful,
1814
01:37:59,479 --> 01:38:00,569
intransigent.
1815
01:38:00,649 --> 01:38:04,819
All qualities that make me
one of the best judges in Pennsylvania.
1816
01:38:07,489 --> 01:38:11,489
But they can also make me
a difficult mother.
1817
01:38:12,289 --> 01:38:15,119
And I've learned,
with the help of my therapist...
1818
01:38:16,670 --> 01:38:18,039
that I am jealous
1819
01:38:18,670 --> 01:38:21,920
that you are a freer spirit than I.
1820
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:27,300
And I am working on
accepting you unconditionally
1821
01:38:28,010 --> 01:38:30,470
because that is the way I love you.
1822
01:38:32,060 --> 01:38:33,770
If you do it one more time, Negro...
1823
01:38:34,270 --> 01:38:35,850
I know how to be civil,
1824
01:38:36,189 --> 01:38:40,020
unlike a certain physically fit
White House princess.
1825
01:38:40,109 --> 01:38:42,729
You are literally
the only person in the world
1826
01:38:42,819 --> 01:38:44,819
that does not love Michelle Obama.
1827
01:38:45,279 --> 01:38:47,159
But most importantly,
1828
01:38:47,239 --> 01:38:49,819
we're endorsing you to Harvard, baby girl.
1829
01:38:58,579 --> 01:39:00,130
I'm not going to Harvard.
1830
01:39:09,840 --> 01:39:11,300
What's next for you?
1831
01:39:11,930 --> 01:39:12,850
Get my drink on,
1832
01:39:12,930 --> 01:39:14,890
grab a couple guys,
try out my new vibrator.
1833
01:39:16,100 --> 01:39:18,390
Boundaries! Hello!
1834
01:39:18,899 --> 01:39:21,189
Seriously, don't dodge the question.
What's next?
1835
01:39:22,729 --> 01:39:24,529
You know, I've never said this...
1836
01:39:25,939 --> 01:39:26,939
I don't know.
1837
01:39:27,569 --> 01:39:28,609
I don't know.
1838
01:39:29,409 --> 01:39:30,409
Feels good.
1839
01:39:30,869 --> 01:39:33,369
Luckily, I can work at 40th Street
until I figure it out.
1840
01:39:33,449 --> 01:39:35,239
You're a real rock star over there.
1841
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:39,039
I've got to run. Nick just got back
from The Pleasure Chest.
1842
01:39:49,880 --> 01:39:51,640
I heard you got shit canned.
1843
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:55,100
And I let you get away.
1844
01:39:56,140 --> 01:39:57,140
Hmm...
1845
01:39:58,479 --> 01:40:02,100
Look, I know some people speechify
about inclusion and equality and...
1846
01:40:02,189 --> 01:40:03,270
Uh-huh.
1847
01:40:04,229 --> 01:40:06,899
I do. Fine. I do. But...
1848
01:40:07,319 --> 01:40:10,529
I mean, you really
walked the walk with SBB,
1849
01:40:11,279 --> 01:40:12,369
and I'm proud of you.
1850
01:40:13,909 --> 01:40:14,989
Look, I...
1851
01:40:15,409 --> 01:40:17,539
I should have never
taken you for granted, Jamilah.
1852
01:40:17,619 --> 01:40:19,500
Dane, we're cool.
1853
01:40:20,289 --> 01:40:21,750
You're still my nigga.
1854
01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:26,210
That's...
1855
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:27,300
That's...
1856
01:40:28,210 --> 01:40:30,970
That's the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
1857
01:40:35,220 --> 01:40:36,680
As-Salaam-Alaikum.
1858
01:40:39,060 --> 01:40:40,729
Come on, Jam!
1859
01:40:40,810 --> 01:40:43,149
I feel like Robyn over there,
Dancing on My Own.
1860
01:40:43,229 --> 01:40:44,229
Oh, I'm sorry.
1861
01:40:49,489 --> 01:40:50,739
OK. Hello?
1862
01:40:51,239 --> 01:40:53,359
Before you two get to second base,
1863
01:40:53,909 --> 01:40:55,699
girl, you feel like strolling?
1864
01:40:55,779 --> 01:40:56,659
You know I do.
1865
01:41:00,079 --> 01:41:01,289
Get her, boo.
1866
01:41:01,619 --> 01:41:02,710
You're a little freak.
1867
01:41:02,789 --> 01:41:03,670
Yeah.
1868
01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:04,829
I'm watching you.
1869
01:41:06,789 --> 01:41:07,920
♪ One-nine ♪
1870
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:09,010
♪ Sixteen ♪
1871
01:41:09,090 --> 01:41:09,960
♪ One-nine ♪
1872
01:41:10,050 --> 01:41:11,050
♪ Sixteen ♪
1873
01:41:11,130 --> 01:41:13,760
♪ Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic ♪
1874
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:14,970
♪ Funky fresh... ♪
1875
01:41:15,050 --> 01:41:17,140
♪ Mmm, sta! ♪
1876
01:41:18,510 --> 01:41:19,890
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪
1877
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:22,600
♪ Mmm, sta! ♪
1878
01:41:24,149 --> 01:41:26,020
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪
1879
01:41:33,699 --> 01:41:34,989
♪ Mmm... ♪
1880
01:41:35,069 --> 01:41:36,699
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪
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