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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs
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and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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What sounds on earth
could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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FRANK LAUGHS
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Scatter.
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Party...
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(Mimi) My granddad
used to keep pigeons.
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Flying rats, me ma called them.
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Kept threatening to torch the cage
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because she was sick of
cleaning up shit in the yard.
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WAILS AND SOBS
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But I loved them.
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They could go wherever they wanted,
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as far as they could
be arsed to fly.
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And at the end of the day,
they always came home.
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One of these pigeons
was a right little scally, though.
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Would fly off in a straight line
and keep going.
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The number of times Granddad got
the train down south to pick him upl
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Trouble is, even family
can stray too far.
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MAN CRIES OUT IN PAIN
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SHE SCREAMS
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Fuck!
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Easy mistake, granted,
but the last time you clowns make it.
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- Go on, get.
- Come on.
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You smell of piss.
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Where the fuck have you been?!
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It's a long story.
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Look at the state of you.
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Have you any idea how worried I was?!
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Not one fucking phone call!
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It was out of my control.
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I thought you were dead
and... or gone... and...
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You should know better than that.
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I want every fucking detail, Paddy.
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SHE SOBS
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Right, we've got two coronation chicken,
one crab paste,
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three ham and cheese, one pastrami Swiss
with no pickles on rye, and a tuna melt.
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I hope it's tuna friendly.
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It's dolphin friendly.
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Dolphin sandwiches?
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Oh!
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Here he is.
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(Liam) Dad... Dad...
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Monica...
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You were dreaming about her.
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- Who?
- Mum.
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She's not coming back.
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Chip paper, son.
Yesterday's news.
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Come on, time to move on.
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- Why? Why has she gone... again?
- You're asking me?
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I am not the abandoner,
I'm the abandonee.
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FRANK SIGHS
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Once more, left holding the babies.
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Plural.
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On me own.
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Everybody's on their own.
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The only person you can
ever really rely on is yourself.
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You're not alone.
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You've got family. We're together.
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Family's a lie.
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It's an excuse people like you use
to keep us here,
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and it only works until
something better comes along.
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Hey, hey, come here.
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We'll be all right, kidda.
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I promise.
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Don't promise what
you can't deliver, Dad.
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DOOR CLOSES
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(Paddy) I didn't take
the money to the meet.
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Why d'you think
they held us captive?
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What, so there's a shit-load of cash
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sat in some hotel room
in Spain somewhere?
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Well, I could hardly
go back for it, could I?
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They were swarming the fucking place,
looking for me. I'm sorry, sweetheart...
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I've no appetite.
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So why did they shave your head?
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- (Paddy) I didn't think to ask.
- So who was the contact?
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Jesus Christ!
What's with the 20 questions?
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I'm lucky to be here at all.
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Waylo's fucking shark bait.
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How about a thought
for his family, huh?
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DOOR CLOSES
Dad! What happened?
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- Look at your hair.
- I'm fine.
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- Katie! It's so good to see you.
- What happened to Waylo?
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He drowned, you dickhead.
You can't swim four hours
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with a stab wound to your chest.
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Who is Waylo?
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I haven't a fucking clue, son.
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Called in sick
so we could make a start.
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Oh, nice one, Max.
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- Morning, Carlos.
- Morning.
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No, no, no, no...
SHE GIGGLES
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Hey! Hey! Get a room, for fuck sake.
Trying to get a kid off to school here.
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Oi, Liam! Coat! Lose that.
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Dinner money...
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I can walk to school myself.
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Since when were you
Liam's escort to school?
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Come on, out. Out!
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Ah, since he's supposed
to be looking after Stella!
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Fuck's sake.
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- Single parent, sole responsibility.
- Yeah...
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Like you all are... again.
More fucking kids than Angelina Jolie.
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Don't swear.
They absorb everything at her age.
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(Frank) Oh, really? Richard and Judy
tell you that, did they?
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(Debs) At least he's making an effort.
What have you done?
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- After nine kids? Plenty!
- Plenty?
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- Don't fucking give me that, Debs!
- You do nothing, I do everything.
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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
Auntie Iris is dead.
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- What?
- Auntie Iris is dead.
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Who's Auntie Iris?
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This is the last will and testament
of Iris Gallagher.
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Being of sound mind and body.
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Hello, Frankl
It's me, Auntie Iris.
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Bad news - must be dead
if you're watching this,
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but I've had a good innings.
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Auntie Iris!
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We're cut from
the same cloth, Frank,
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which is why I'm leaving it all
to you and the kidsl
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LAUGHING
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You jammy bastard.
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Have... Have I missed something here?
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- (Debs) We're minted.
- (Carl) How are we minted?
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A four-bedroom house in Alderley Edge.
It'll be worth a fortune.
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- Hang on.
- (Debs) No, Dad, you're not spoiling it.
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This is our chance to get out,
to be something.
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He wouldn't be here, if he had the choice.
Crap school's holding him back so much,
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he'll be written off by the time
he's my age. I could do anything,
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you know, like be one of those
posh bitches driving around in my 4x4.
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We're minted!
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KIDS CHEERING
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See? Till something better
comes along.
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(Lawyer) There is one other thing.
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DOOR CLOSES
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This is Marilyn.
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As a modern, consumer-focused business,
we value customer feedback.
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Could you fill it in
and pop it in my box, love?
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You'll be entered into a draw for
a free hour with the girl of your choice.
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Mastering Communication In Business?
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It's no good the beaver not knowing
when the cock's crowing.
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What the fuck you on about?!
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The boss, that's me, communicating
with the worker, that's you.
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Maybe it's my fault that
you haven't done so well, love.
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What the fuck's this?
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It's your performance review.
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Technical ability - six out of ten!
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Team work - three!
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Well, you are of a bit of a loner.
You should join in with Trixie and Stacey.
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Peer mentoring is an essential part
of modern enterprise.
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I'm sure you'll up your game
before your next review.
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Or what? I get the sack? It's a brothel!
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- It's the oldest business in the world.
- It's fucking insulting.
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You know what? I resign!
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You can stick your technical ability
up your arse!
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FLICKING CHANNELS
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You lying fuck.
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You were asleep for hours.
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Catching up on me.
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I've missed you.
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SIGHING
I've missed you too, angel.
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That'll be the last trip for a while.
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Fucking better be,
if you value your testicles.
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Need to apply for a new passport...
and driving licence and all that shit.
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Where does it hurt?
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I'm fine, Mimo.
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Just...
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Please...
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I'll put the kettle on,
for when you're ready.
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Sorry about that.
I need you to find somebody for me.
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So what, is he going to go back out there
and get these fuckers, or what?
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No, I think he's just happy to be alive.
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I wonder why they just shaved
his head, though, and not his beard?
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DOOR OPENS
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What's all this?
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Inspection. Wedding licence tomorrow,
need to smarten the place up.
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- Is that tomorrow?
- I've told you four times.
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Oh, yeah, so you have.
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So why the shit-eating grin?
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Been to see my parole officer.
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He said I've been
a good boy long enough.
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The council might be sympathetic
to me getting my name above the door.
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My name's already above the door.
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Yeah, I know, but we can be
joint licensees - landlady, landlord.
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Hope you don't think
I'm being presumptuous,
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but I popped out and got the paperwork.
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I'm up to my eyes right now.
You could lend a hand.
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Yeah, I will.
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I've quit Lillian's.
A point of principle.
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I've got L46.23 to me name, Kelly.
How much have you got?
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What an amazing life.
She played poker with Fidel Castro.
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(Maxine) She were a showgirl
in Las Vegas? The Rat Pack. JFK.
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She were a right little goer.
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Yeah, and with Gallagher blood
in her veins.
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Maybe we're not all
doomed to be like Dad.
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THEY LAUGH
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Yeah, cos that would be tragic,
wouldn't it?
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No, I didn't mean it like that.
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Finished dividing up the spoils,
have you?
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You got to admit, it's exciting.
New life, and that.
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Did you sneeze your brains out
over winter? There is no new life.
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- Why not?
- Cos I'm selling.
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You're not going anywhere.
You're staying put.
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Are you really that selfish?
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No, no, no, no.
I'm thinking about the family.
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We're the family.
And we're thinking of moving.
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No.
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You're prepared to deny Stella
the chance of a better life?
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That's a low blow, Debbie.
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And since when was living
in a posh gaff
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more important than a babby
being with her dad?
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Since you were her dad?
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Fine.
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Flee the fucking nest, then,
lot of you, see how far it gets you.
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MOANING
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So what have we got here, then?
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Oh, no. We've been rumbled.
Think of the scandal and the shame.
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Leave that alone!
Get off me!
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- But we were so good together.
- You won't get away with this.
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Oh, I think we might... Mr Bennett.
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You wouldn't want the wife to know
you've been shagging hookers.
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Or the boss. I'm presuming
this is a business trip.
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You could always call the cops,
make a formal complaint.
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Didn't think so.
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The pleasure has been all ours.
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Candy from a baby.
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Mr Mastercard, meet Mr Visa.
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All the children! Dad's going to
shit himself when he hears about this.
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No. This is our thing.
It's fuck all to do with the family.
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It all goes in t'same pot.
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So your old man
can dispense the pocket money?
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Haven't had much of late, have you?
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I'm out the door at Lillian's and it's us
putting the graft in! Fair's fair!
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OK, fine, but can you let go, please?
You're twisting me nipple.
245
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,551
DOOR CLOSES
246
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,119
What's going on?
247
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,031
- He won't let us in.
- Turfed us out.
248
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,596
Dad!
BABY CRYING
249
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,911
I sleep at hers for one night
and you let this happen!
250
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,309
- I didn't do owt.
- I knew I'd get t'blame.
251
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,757
DEBS BASHING ON DOOR
252
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,673
- New doors are expensive, Debs.
- Stop pissing about.
253
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,830
Go away.
CRYING CONTINUES
254
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,514
I'm freeing you
from the shackles of family.
255
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,229
I'm finished being the weight that holds
you back from your wonderful lives.
256
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,673
Oh, don't be stupid!
257
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,353
Look, you can't blackmail us.
258
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,193
I can, and I am.
259
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,432
Go and see if the streets of Alderley Edge
are indeed paved with gold.
260
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,671
Yeah, you look after number one.
And take your brother with you!
261
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,193
He needs convincing.
262
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,157
I'm not going. What is the point?
263
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,788
Well, fine, we will.
264
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,633
- What, now?
- Just to see what it's like.
265
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,273
STELLA CRYING
266
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,193
It's all right, it's all right.
It's all right.
267
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,713
You're playing a dangerous game,
Frank.
268
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,797
I know what I'm doing.
269
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,796
You cannot beat me.
270
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,314
I am the fucking man.
271
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,113
I am the man!
272
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,918
KNOCKING AT DOOR
273
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,797
Paddy? Are you on the phone?
274
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,154
No, sweet pea.
275
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,593
I'm...
276
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,356
...just singing to myself.
277
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,795
HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
278
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,638
PHONE BLEEPING
279
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,313
Mr Wallace? Waylo Wallace?
280
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,675
Oh, sorry to bother you.
281
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,918
SIGHING
282
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,479
Wrong number?
283
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,712
How long you been there?
284
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,233
Long enough.
285
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,950
Wanted to pay me
respects to Waylo's wife.
286
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,999
It's not his real name, and even if
it was, he wouldn't be in the phone book.
287
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,318
You were never in Spain.
288
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,109
We don't lie to each other. Golden rule.
289
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,709
And plenty more for a rainy day.
Are you doubting my word?
290
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,311
What am I supposed to think?
291
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,550
Something's not right, Paddy.
292
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,200
Something's happened.
Look at the state of you.
293
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,875
I've got a bug, is all.
It's hardly surprising.
294
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,795
I know the consequences
if I lie to you... for us.
295
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,632
Why would I do that?
296
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,314
Where are you going?
297
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,913
- Work.
- You're not well.
298
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,151
I'm well enough to see the business
is going down the shitter.
299
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,354
BUZZER
300
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,715
How far have we walked?
301
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,597
It's got to have the address.
302
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,557
I've checked ten times.
It's not there!
303
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,677
Well, it's got to be
round here somewhere.
304
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,671
She had a massive oak tree
behind her on the tape.
305
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,639
That hardly narrows it down.
This is fucking... tree world.
306
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,913
Excuse me.
Excuse me, we're looking for a...
307
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,194
Afternoon.
308
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,759
Hiya. We're looking for a house.
309
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,149
Woman called Iris Gallagher,
died recently?
310
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,753
Sorry.
311
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,353
She's got a massive oak tree outside,
312
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,237
like something out
of English Heritage.
313
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,396
We're not gonna nick anything,
you know.
314
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,268
You think just cos the way we
look and talk, we're gonna rob you?
315
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,512
Oh, come on, you two, I'm not
wasting my money in this shit-hole.
316
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,876
The nerve on her.
317
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,594
- Crisps?
- Do you want a can?
318
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,759
What's going on?
319
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,276
He's designed a new cocktail.
I'm going to call it the Nuptial.
320
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,920
Thought we couldn't
afford any new staff?
321
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,391
Yeah, well, if I let him stare
at my arse, he'll work for free.
322
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,234
Thinks I don't notice.
We only need him for weddings.
323
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,869
Sorry, it's husband
and wife stuff. Private.
324
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,556
I'm invisible. She doesn't notice me
staring at her arse either.
325
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,519
Who in their right mind wants
to get married in here, Karen?
326
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,558
Morning Pilates,
breakfast opening, quiz nights,
327
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,710
Battle Of The Bands,
theme nights, strippers.
328
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,756
Every one, my idea.
329
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,637
I got us into the pub league, didn't I?
330
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,790
Only so's you can
have a game yourself.
331
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,156
A bit of support now and
then wouldn't go amiss.
332
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,834
Got any plans for tonight?
333
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,230
I am a twice married,
if twice deserted man, Karen.
334
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,834
I'm not so sure your spouse
would approve.
335
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,309
- In your dreams.
- Frequently.
336
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,789
I mean, you're moving, aren't you?
337
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,714
Oh, I see, bad news travels as fast
as a skitter down a waste pipe.
338
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,394
You should have a party,
you know, invite the regulars.
339
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,074
I'll even throw in
a couple of barrels.
340
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,517
Karen, when have you out of
the kindness of your likkle stone heart,
341
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,238
ever done anything for me?
342
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,992
Since I needed you lot out of here
343
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,709
when the council come around to
inspect me for a wedding licence.
344
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,755
Deal?
345
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,831
Deal.
346
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,754
LAUGHING
347
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,838
Don't you walk away from me!
Don't you!
348
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:11,960
I was a nurse. It's all right,
Patrick, I know what I'm doing.
349
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,996
Please. Stop.
350
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,118
(Mimi) I don't know what to think.
351
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,556
- Something doesn't add up.
- It's fellas, though, innit?
352
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,712
Need a map to the truth sometimes.
No offence.
353
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,360
It's all right. I don't think of myself
as a fella when I'm with you.
354
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,193
I'll get me fags.
355
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,796
Nausea, vomiting, hair-loss.
You'd almost think that he...
356
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,950
What were you gonna say?
357
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,632
Nothing.
358
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,188
Oh, my God!
359
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,794
- Sit down. You got any aspirin?
- Bathroom cabinet.
360
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,198
Shit!
361
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,233
Patrick, wake up. Patrick.
362
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,674
Big mistake letting me go.
363
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,038
I've had this question running round
and round in my head. Our children.
364
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:21,318
Nature or nurture? Do you know what
DN fucking A my kids inherited?
365
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,915
By rights, they should be inside
or dead. But they're not. And why?
366
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,390
Because I've been there for
them every step of the way.
367
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,634
So you ask yourself who was
responsible for your little tootsie.
368
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,756
Me? I don't think so.
369
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,799
This addiction will not
defeat me, you bitch.
370
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,111
You will not defeat me, you bitch.
371
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,909
How fucking dare you!
372
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,069
SCREAMING
373
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,798
Jesus!
374
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,269
Nurture over nature and your
little one will be fine and dandy.
375
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,158
Everything else is just an excuse.
376
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,112
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
377
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,632
SHE LAUGHS
378
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,233
PHONE RINGS
379
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,515
Dad?
380
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,272
I've just been to our storage facility.
381
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,112
It's bare of anything
that sells at a premium.
382
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,236
Cos I shifted every last grain.
383
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,788
You fucking eejit!
Never sell all your stock.
384
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,518
Always plan for contingencies.
385
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,239
- We're getting more in on Thursday...
- Wrong. You get more in today.
386
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,515
I can't, I'm busy...
387
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,034
I'm busier. That was not a request!
388
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,514
Oh, fuck!
389
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,752
Well, well, well,
what we got here, then?
390
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,831
Don't you people ever knock?
391
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,879
I would have put it outside the door.
392
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,996
Go easy on the starch.
393
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,991
You didn't have to shag him.
394
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,718
Well, you went AWOL.
395
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,518
Well, it were me dad's fault.
396
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,554
Doing my head in about
getting some gear in.
397
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,039
What's his big rush?
398
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,553
Fuck knows.
399
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,278
We've been walking for hours.
400
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,430
If we pass a bus stop,
I'm going home.
401
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,712
S'cuse me. We're looking for a house.
402
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,598
You'll need to be more
specific than that, love.
403
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,911
Iris Gallagher,
lived alone, died recently?
404
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,877
Landed on your feet
working here, mate.
405
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,520
You think so? 12 hours a days
working on me hands and knees
406
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,910
for minimum pay.
Polish kids'll do it for half the price.
407
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,389
Yeah, all my birthdays
landed at once, son!
408
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,278
House like that,
must have a bit of bob.
409
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,477
Well, she's not short of a few quid.
Lives by herself.
410
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,596
She rattles round
the empty rooms all day
411
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,148
like the ghost of Christmas
fucking miserable.
412
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,993
Husband fucked off with
a younger model, she got the house.
413
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,038
Kids grew up and buggered
off to South America...
414
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,278
Mrs Maguire?
415
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,435
- Sammy Allway!
- Samantha.
416
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,351
I've not seen you since...
417
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,672
- Since you shagged Ben at my 16th.
- Right, sorry about that.
418
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,432
Don't be, you did me a favour.
419
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,717
Can't argue... Bad breath, came
before he was out of his pants.
420
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,519
I meant, you did me a favour
because it made him realise
421
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,910
there was only one woman for him.
We've been married three years now.
422
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,477
Council Civil Ceremony Department.
423
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,233
You've applied for a wedding licence?
424
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,758
MUSIC: Ruby by The Kaiser Chiefs
425
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,759
How was it?
426
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,751
It was bloody awful.
427
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,552
Let's hear you, Chatsworth.
428
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,915
You tell 'em, kidda.
429
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,035
♪ Ruby Ruby Ruby! ♪
430
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,157
CROWD SHOUT AND SING ALONG
431
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,993
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪
432
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,948
You need to talk to me, Paddy.
433
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,837
I thought I had been.
434
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:44,152
I can help. We can get
through this together.
435
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,753
Get through what?
436
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,274
I know!
437
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,711
It's nothing to be afraid of.
438
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,712
Stick together, we can beat anything.
439
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,598
It's not a death sentence these days.
440
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,878
Plenty of cancers disappear
with a bit of treatment.
441
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,949
Cancer.
442
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,838
Don't be afraid to say it.
443
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,592
We're strong.
444
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,393
We are, Mimi.
445
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,111
We're strong.
446
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,159
Excuse me, darling.
447
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,559
Sorry, love.
448
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,756
Trying to cripple the competition?
449
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,152
Where is it?
450
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,434
He said tomorrow.
451
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,670
Come on, son,
do your old man a favour, huh?
452
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,957
What do you want him to do,
magic it out of his arse?
453
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,913
I'd have thought he'd have ripped
your head off. He must be ill.
454
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,355
I'll get you a drink.
455
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,235
PADD Y GROANS
456
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,230
Fuck!
457
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,149
PADD Y GROANS
458
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,278
You a copper?
459
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,914
Does he owe you money?
460
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,230
No.
461
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,876
Wanna score, then?
462
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,677
How old are you?
463
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,988
Do you want it or not?
464
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,593
Bastard!
465
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,875
You were so confident at school,
so "bring it on".
466
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,951
I thought you'd end up
marrying Ryan Giggs,
467
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,679
- or living in London or something.
- Chance'd be a fine thing.
468
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,309
So, how'd you end up
marrying a Maguire, then?
469
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,868
I mean, it's a bit of an underachievement,
isn't it?
470
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,517
Well, you got to settle for
what you can get, haven't ya?
471
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,919
Going out, love?
472
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,789
MUSIC: Love Will Tear Us Apart
by Joy Division
473
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,759
We could always sell it, buy a house
round here. We'd have cash to spare.
474
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,989
That's not the point.
475
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,833
I feel like a dick, banging on
about better chances in life.
476
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,353
Yeah, well, what's this about?
477
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,556
Is this about Auntie Iris's house
or your pride?
478
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:51,078
But it's Dad, though, going on about
family and then he locks us out.
479
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,628
I hate the thought
of proving him right.
480
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,517
Wait a minute - he locked you out?
481
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,909
Yeah, he threw us out, more like.
482
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,198
That's weird. Why would Dad
volunteer to be on his own?
483
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,793
Who'd look after him?
484
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,957
She's using you, mate.
485
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,591
You do just as much around that
place as she does. If not more.
486
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,318
What's this?
487
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,511
Not now, sweets - man talk.
488
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,195
Karen is off her head if she thinks
she can run that place without you.
489
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,671
You want to draw a line in the sand
and refuse to be pushed around.
490
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,512
Yeah, yeah, cheers, mate.
491
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,239
SHOUTING
492
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,995
I'll be supplying the flowers,
the catering,
493
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,479
the cake, of course.
494
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,870
We've also got a full limousine
service available and...
495
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,478
Fuck sake, Frank.
496
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,199
I'll just have a pint of lager and two Es.
497
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,831
Was it not Chairman Mao who said,
"The party is all powerful"?
498
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,354
Think I'll leave you to it.
499
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,750
No, wait. You've not even seen
the centrepieces on the tables...
500
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,308
Samantha please... Samantha!
501
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,915
I'm sorry. I tried to stop them,
but you know what this lot are like.
502
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,390
Power cut at the Gallaghers...
apparently.
503
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,955
You fucking bastard!
504
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,190
I'm saving you from yourself, Karen.
505
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,238
It's a Chatsworth spit'n'sawdust,
not a Gretna Green B-and-fucking-B.
506
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,710
- Get the fuck out of my pub.
- Your pub?
507
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,236
- It's my name on the door. Remember?
- Like you'd let me fucking forget.
508
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,198
You've got a criminal record now,
that's not good for business.
509
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,430
No, it's not about my record.
510
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,719
No, it's not.
It's about all your records.
511
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,119
Clan Maguire.
512
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,875
I'd sell my fucking soul
to the devil before I let you
513
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,315
get your claws into The Jockey.
514
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,755
Or maybe that's just the same thing.
515
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,639
Sign the application or I walk.
516
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,398
Never.
517
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,879
You may be able to fool
the rest of them, but not me.
518
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,759
What the fuck do you want?
519
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,673
Do you know Mimi
thinks you've got cancer?
520
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,353
How does that make you feel?
521
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,359
Mind your own business.
522
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,317
You're a junkie, Paddy.
523
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,594
I'm not a fucking junkie!
524
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,750
I've been there.
525
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,038
Big, scary,
526
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,590
invincible Paddy Maguire,
527
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,955
as vulnerable as the rest of us.
528
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,792
Leave me alone... please.
529
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,879
Jesus, you really are in deep.
530
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,075
I'm not.
531
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,153
First step is admitting it to yourself.
532
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,233
Help me.
533
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,993
Please.
534
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,115
Come here.
535
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,708
If you knew the shit you're
gonna suffer trying to beat this,
536
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,756
you'd beg me to kill you now.
537
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,639
Karen?
538
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,917
You just had to see
for yourself, didn't you...
539
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,831
Just open it.
540
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,472
You were always going to get it.
We need somewhere round here.
541
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,597
Venues in the outlying area
have to spend a fortune on security,
542
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,716
soon as they get a booking
from Chatsworth.
543
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,155
I've got it.
544
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,275
(Joe) That's brilliant!
545
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,079
Well done!
546
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,353
SIGHS
Mimo...
547
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,749
I phoned round all the hospitals,
just in case.
548
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,910
Pathetic little "her indoors".
549
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,913
Then got Micky to drive me round,
scouring the streets,
550
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,798
in case you'd been left in an alley,
been in an accident.
551
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,757
We got back an hour ago.
552
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,956
Where were you?
553
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,234
Slept in the lock-up.
554
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,153
Any particular reason?
555
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,198
Needed some space.
556
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,115
Our marriage is hanging by a thread,
Paddy, because you're lying to me.
557
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,639
Do you have cancer?
558
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,749
No.
559
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,229
No cancer.
560
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:30,111
I got myself involved in some
business that I shouldn't have.
561
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,475
I'm not telling you
because it will be nasty,
562
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,835
and the less you know, the better.
563
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,718
- Bullshit.
- The less you know, the better.
564
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:48,276
Somebody's going to die, Mimi,
here, close by,
565
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,351
for what was done to me.
566
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,228
And if you don't know,
they can't link you to it.
567
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:09,276
Don't give up on me.
I will handle it.
568
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,394
Oh...
569
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,917
Is this a family I see before me?
570
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,036
- You locked them out?
- Yes, I did.
571
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,759
Prerogative of
the disenfranchised father.
572
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,273
Bollocks.
573
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,238
You're a lot of things, Dad,
but there is no way
574
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,834
you'd volunteer to be without
your family. You'd be fucked.
575
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,717
Oh, would I?
576
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,873
Well, maybe I felt a dawning sense
of liberation these past 24 hours.
577
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,793
You had six Es last night.
Could be that.
578
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,189
He was making a point.
579
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,756
Why else would you lock 'em out?
580
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,790
Well, I don't know, smart-arse.
You're the one with the answers.
581
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,440
- There is no house.
- What?
582
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,589
He made it up.
583
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:10,356
- We were there, we heard the will.
- I did not make it up.
584
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:15,076
I may have omitted a few facts.
585
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:20,029
- I fucking knew it!
- It's the same principle.
586
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,396
Fucking greed, greed, greed...
587
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,472
Me, me, me, me!
588
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,633
Soon as they thought
there was something in it...
589
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,392
We're not going.
We decided that yesterday.
590
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,198
Oh, why? Were the stables too small?
591
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,796
No, because we want a family.
Because we want you.
592
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:47,915
Thought about it,
but something better came along.
593
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,115
He means you.
594
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,033
Yeah, I know what he means.
Thank you.
595
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,992
Well, I hope you've all
learned your lesson.
596
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,833
(lan) Which is?
597
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,639
Think of your father
before you think of others.
598
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,711
You are full of shit, Dad.
599
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,756
It's me job.
600
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,638
So what's happened
with the house, then?
601
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,798
If you'd have read the small print,
602
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:32,193
you'd have realised that Auntie Iris
resided temporarily in Alderley Edge,
603
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,759
amongst other places.
604
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,274
- You always knew there wasn't a house?
- Yeah.
605
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,636
Iris was a degenerate gambler.
606
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:45,635
She lived like a gypsy her whole life,
never had tuppence in her pocket.
607
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,950
So all that stuff about
Castro and Frank Sinatra?
608
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,712
Yeah, all true.
609
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,349
She may have been the black sheep,
but she lived a hell of a life.
610
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,748
That's why she was me favourite auntie,
and I was her favourite lad.
611
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:05,879
From this box to her last box
with nobody to say goodbye.
612
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,473
Oh...
613
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,195
Think she was trying
to find her way home?
614
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,795
Looks like the mountain
came to Mohammed.
615
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,599
- I found a buyer.
- You've sold it already!
616
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,355
You can't look a gift horse, Debbie.
617
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,112
40 quid!
618
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,079
She was overdue on her ground rent
a couple of years
619
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,276
and I've deducted
my firm's expenses.
620
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,112
ALL LAUGH
621
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,713
Fucking old bitch.
622
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,308
DOOR BANGS
623
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,038
Oh, no. Not again.
624
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,712
You're a prostitute!
625
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,358
Have a look in the mirror, chum.
626
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,591
Face like yours is enough to
make a working girl go straight.
627
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,672
- Mr Thompson?
- She approached me!
628
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,911
I'm sure your wife'll understand, then.
You thought it was a freebie!
629
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,032
What was that for?
630
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,475
There's something I need to tell you,
about your dad.
631
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,515
I'm calling the police!
632
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,275
Go ahead. Maybe they'll
put us in the same cell.
633
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,672
He's pushing you to get hold
of heroin because he's using.
634
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,869
Come on, Shane, it were only a knock.
635
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,270
Shane?
636
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:38,032
ALL TALK AT ONCE
637
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,951
DOOR BANGS
638
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,349
(Mimi) Some people
see coming home as a failure.
639
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,271
Oh, very good.
640
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,796
Like they haven't been able to do
that whole wide world thing on their own.
641
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,156
Courtesy of Auntie Iris.
Gallagher through and through.
642
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,912
- Nice one.
- Hey, hey, hey...!
643
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,869
- Help yourselves, why don't you!
- (Carl) Did you shake it up?
644
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,713
You shook it up, didn't ya?
645
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,588
But sometimes, coming home
is the hardest thing to do.
646
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,509
But it's not a place you can hide.
647
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,957
Not from family, at least. Home
is not some last desperate refuge.
648
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,397
SOBS
Oh, Shane. Wake up, please.
649
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,593
An ambulance.
650
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,432
I... I need an ambulance.
651
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,432
It's where you can reach out
for help and find the strength
652
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,035
to get back out there
and prove the cunts wrong.
653
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,029
Me granddad's scally pigeon
came home eventually.
654
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,759
Fed-Exed back from France in a box...
655
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,550
...what was left of the poor thing.
656
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,277
So in your opinion, should we
be steering our focus groups
657
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,591
in the way of the beaver or the cock?
658
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,557
Like I tell my girls...
659
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,518
"Think cock, act beaver."
660
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,794
Questions?
661
00:47:37,844 --> 00:47:42,394
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