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Previously on "All Stars"...

We've arisen from the dead.

Goop.

I had chosen to send home Valentina.

- Valentina. - Ooh, girl.

We're having a lip sync LalapaRuza.

Girl, gag.

Four queens that were eliminated

are about to lip sync against four queens

that are still in the competition

to try to take our spots.

I think Latrice is gonna pick me.

You think so?

Monique might have won the battle,

but I'm going to win the war.

- [laughs] - Aah!

[gasps]

Oh!

Oh-ho! [laughs]

This is the gay Super Bowl.

Jasmine, my beautiful Farrah, Gia Gunn, sashay away.

Latrice Royale,

shantay, you stay.

Monique Heart,

shantay, you stay.

[cheers and applause]

Come on, girl.

Aah!

Girl, cocktails.

Baby, it feels amazing to be back.

Even though Ru saved Monique,

my point was made.

I got revenge, redemption,

and this time around, ain't no child's play.

I came here to step my pussy up,

and I want my crown.

Listen, I know we should all have a big old toast.

Bitch, that motherfucking lip syncing was everything.

[cheers]

The five of y'all fucking turned it, girl.

Like, gag.

What I wanna know, bitch, is how does it feel

for both of you whores to get to stay?

I'm all about it,

because I know this ho was gonna fight for her life,

and she wasn't goin' nowhere, bitch.

And then you, being like I don't give a fuck

if it's a motherfucking Latrice,

I'm gonna do the reveal upon the reveal upon the reveal

and give it my all.

Girl, this was herstory.

So Latrice is back.

I guess she got her redemption moment.

Cute.

I am mo-ti-vated,

and every single thing that I do from here out

I'm attacking it with everything I have,

because I'm not goin' nowhere, no how.

Okay, thank you, Latrice Royale.

Sorry, I'm fierce, too.

- I'm here to stay. - [laughs]

I'm going to win this entire competition.

And being that there was two girls

that were ready to send me home last week--

Oh, wait, do you have some feelings about that?

Sending me home doesn't make sense with my fantasy.

- [all laugh] - Like it doesn't, it doesn't...

Her fantasy.

She could stay home and just have the fantasy.

- [all laugh] - Oh, yeah.

I am now at a point where people don't want me here.

Two lipsticks were mine.

I'm angry at the situation.

I'm still fighting, though.

I'm not giving up.

So "All Stars" rules are back in session.

That means you gotta step your pussy up.

That's it.

Your pussy gotta be fresh and tight

- and you gotta look right. - I'm fresh.

Hello?

Just means that no one here...

- Is safe. - Is safe.

- Except for Manila and Monét. - No.

Bitch, you're drinking a cocktail, honey.

That time has passed.

Take that girdle off.

It's cutting off the air supply, bitch, okay?

[laughs] This is exhausting.

We are back at seven girls.

I think we all are good contenders for the crown.

So now it's time to really start to separate from the pack.

Ooh, I get to move back in my apartment. Yay!

But Latrice definitely has a tricky game ahead of her.

If you are eliminated and you come back,

bitch, you need to be at the top every single week.

Any time that she slips or stumbles or falls,

I think it'll be justification to send her home.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judges Susanne Bartsch and Rita Ora.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

[sings fanfare]

Latrice Royale.

It's another day.

We have more queens than we're supposed to have,

but I don't care, because my girl Latrice is back.

Valentina, no thank you. We don't accept that.

Latrice motherfucking Royale is back in the house.

But there's been a herstory of girls who come back,

and they go right back home.

So I need to slay this challenge.

I can't come back and then be sent home.

Yeah, no, what the hell is that?

There's definitely more twists coming.

- Always. - You think so?

Oh, girl. [alarm]

- Here we go. - See?

She done already done had herses.

Hey, All Stars.

Night time is the right time.

So if you wanna pop some bottles to the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

you better walk up into the club purse first.

- Ahh. - Oh.

- Bitch, is Bob gonna be here? - [laughs]

Maybe we're gonna go to a strip club,

an all-male strip club.

[laughs]

Hello, hello, hello.

- Ooh. - Look at that. Yeah.

Ladies, now, back in the day in New York City,

I was discovered by club impresario Susanne Bartsch,

when she hand-picked me to emcee

at her night at the world-famous Club Copacabana.

- Ooh. - Yeah.

Now, this was the era

when clubs like Pyramid and Danceteria

ruled downtown nightlife.

And to this day, drag queens

have kept the nightlife scene alive around the globe.

Now, for this week's maxi challenge,

working in teams,

you'll create and host your own legendary club night.

Oh. [applause]

I feel like this is gonna be fun.

I grew up in the club, girl,

sneaking into the club at 12, 13 years old

without my parents' knowledge.

So I know a good club,

and I think I can shine in this challenge.

Each team is responsible for every detail,

from the name, to the décor,

the entertainment, down to the signature cocktail.

- Wow. - Ooh.

And don't forget to put Michelle Visage

and Carson Kressley on your VIP list.

Plus our extra-special guest judges,

singer, actress, and TV host Rita Ora will be here.

[cheers and applause]

And the queen of clubs herself,

Susanne Bartsch will be here.

[cheers and applause] And at the break of dawn,

the queens who've created the most iconic,

unforgettable club experience

will win...

a couple of drink tickets.

[all laugh]

Now, to help with your club décor,

you can use materials from the F&S Fabrics wall.

- Lovely. - Yeah. Okay.

Now, as a welcome-back gift,

Latrice Royale, you get to pair up the queens

and then join the team of your choice.

All right, Latrice,

who are you pairing up first?

Uh...

Monét and Monique.

Excuse me, Trinity.

[all laugh]

And then we'll have Trinity...

with Manila.

- Cool. - All right, yeah.

Which means Valentina is paired with Naomi.

Yay.

So Latrice, which pair will you be joining?

We worked so well last time.

[all laugh]

I'm going to go with Manila and Trinity.

- Yeah. - All right.

Very wise.

[all laugh]

All right, party girls.

Start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

[cheers and applause]

You ready to make a club?

Yeah, girl, I'm so excited.

This week, we get to design our own legendary club night.

I'm paired with Naomi Smalls.

This is gonna be the perfect match.

We're both young, we're both fashion, we're both fun.

Well, is she fun?

You're glam, I'm glam.

They're old, we're young.

You're skinny, I'm sometimes skinny when I want to,

when I'm not drinking too many French vanilla fantasies.

[slurps]

Ahh.

What if the theme is being a model?

Club Diva, where you can be queen for the night.

Divas. Divas.

Because you, too, should feel like a queen.

There are so many aspects of this challenge.

Is this a design challenge, is it a comedy challenge,

is it a promoter challenge, or is it a host challenge?

It's all of it.

The way my mind is going and the way that I'm feeling,

it's too many things at once.

Our décor.

Let's keep it really fresh and modern.

Fresh, modern, clean.

Interior illusions lounge meets--

Modern-day disco.

Ooh, I like that.

Let's have like a nod to Studio 54.

So 54, we can use a number.

What's the best number to use?

Uh, 69.

69.

Yeah, it could be a little too expected.

[gasps]

- [laughs] - Oh, my God.

Let me take a sip of my French vanilla fantasy.

I just felt the fantasy. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Valentina lives in a whole 'nother world

where it's run by French vanilla fantasy,

champagne, and red M&Ms.

I'm entertained by all the weirdness.

But the fact that we've never worked together

is kind of scary,

and I'm not sure how this is gonna turn out.

Instead of it being Club 69,

where it's like they're so like horny

that they're like facing each other,

at this club, people are so bougie,

they're facing away from each other.

Club 96.

- Yeah. - Oh, that's cute.

Like it's still sexual, but bougie.

- Okay. - Like...

Okay.

I just hope we can pull it together,

because I need to win this week.

I really need to win this week.

[slurps]

Club name.

I'm thinking we should do a spacey thing,

like very, like, new futuristic.

Something like The Black Hole.

The Black Hole, I live.

Where anything goes.

- Yes. - You know what I mean?

Yes. We're really trying

to think a little bit outside of the box,

because most of these parties have done before,

just recycled in a different fashion.

So how can we do something and put a spin on it?

So we go with The Black Hole.

Why? Because it's the mystery, the unknown.

Stunning.

The music's gonna be out of this world.

You know, very that.

What if we had--what's those Bill Nye, the Science Guy--

- Oh, like science beakers? - Science beakers.

That'll be cute, too. I'm into that.

What if we had an alien baby?

- Oh, my God. - Area 51.

You can take a picture of the space baby.

- Slimed. - Where we getting slime from?

- We can make it. - [laughs]

So our nightly performance--

wait, space, Men In Black.

Orion's Belt.

Everyone comes to walk the belt.

Girl.

I'm excited. I'm really excited now.

[laughs]

Do you guys have any ideas?

Well, I brought a costume that's yellow and black,

and then I noticed in your closet

you have a costume that's yellow and black.

Mm-hmm.

I was thinking yellow and black,

bumblebees, like a beehive.

Beehive.

I have a fabulous beehive updo.

See? I mean, it's just-- it's like perfect.

We should have a VIB.

Oh! For Very Important...

- "Beeyotches." - "Beeyotches."

[all laugh]

So before I was on "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

hello, worked as a graphic designer, so...

Hello. I may or may not have known that.

[all laugh]

So what we need to do is we need to plan everything evenly

so everybody has a chance to shine.

But this is a design challenge,

and this is something that I can do,

so I'm going to like outshine you guys in that way.

So do not fade into the background.

Oh, I'm not--well, I'm not going to do that.

I mean, we all have something

that we've brought to the table.

Also, we have Latrice Royale at our club.

You do. You do.

Please, everyone's gonna show up.

[laughs]

I feel like our team in theory is a dream team.

You have three very established entertainers.

Hosting a club night is what we do.

But Latrice has not done good in this competition

and went home in a group challenge.

So I'm a little nervous

that I am going to have to work extra hard

to pull my weight and then some.

I'm not gonna go home because of her.

Queen Bee.

- Will you be Queen Bee? - I will be Queen Bee.

Aah!

- Oh, I love it. - Whoo.

We have painting clothes.

Awesome. Yes.

We're getting ready to host our legendary club night.

Showtime realness.

This is like nine challenges in one.

We have to come up with a concept,

we have to come up with the entertainment,

and we have to decorate this bitch.

And then we actually have to paint it ourselves.

Wait a minute. I thought you had a budget.

No? Okay, cute.

- Lovely, guys. - Valentina looks ridiculous.

Like, bitch, how you painting in that?

We don't even reach, girl.

We want them to say, damn, these bitches can paint.

Not just the mug.

Little do y'all know

she asked me if I wanted to wear the same outfit.

And I was like, girl, I'm good. [laughs]

I would love to get down, but...

Girl, does she fit?

[all laugh]

She is fucked.

- Girl, she ain't goin' on. - No, ma'am.

She ain't goin' on. She looks--

- Bend your arm. - Oh, my God.

- Your arm is stuck. - Way back there?

Oh, hell, no.

Trying to help Latrice get in this painting smock

is like trying to stuff a bunch of presents

in a Christmas stocking.

[all laugh]

I can't stand up.

Two pigs rolling around in a blanket.

Girl, she's breaking into a full sweat, bitch.

Me and Monique,

we are taking this challenge seriously.

We are not fucking around

or painting on somebody's shoulders.

We're not playing with the little paint-onesie things.

We are getting down to business,

'cause, girl, the bottom line is one person is going home,

and it shan't be one of us.

How are we supposed to do this--

Are we supposed-- like which way do you go?

Up and down, girl.

But I've seen people do it left to right.

That's not the right way.

- Who says? - Jesus.

Okay, so those'll be like big hexagon shapes.

- I love it. - Yeah.

And I think we can probably go all the way to about here.

So one more row?

Or like half-- like even like a half a row.

You be looking crazy over there, girl.

- Because I'm like-- - Girl, you on your--

I'm very visual, like.

This is exactly what you look like.

[laughs]

So this is a really important challenge for me to excel at.

I have my friend Latrice back in the game,

and it's very important for me to make sure that she shines

and that she is back in this competition for good.

Oh, this is gonna be pretty, dawg.

Look how that light coming off of there, though.

Girl, this looks better than the Mona Lisa.

Maybe we should honestly just...

Like what?

Aah! My manicure! Does this come off?

I am stressed because we have silver walls,

but that's about it.

Like I don't have a script.

I don't have an idea

of why people are coming to our club.

And I don't have a partner

who's really helping me figure it out.

What we could make part of skit

is that we took so long putting this club together,

like we actually painted these walls ourselves.

Yeah.

It's more than just the look.

We have to entertain, and we have to have something ready

for the judges to critique.

And if it's just going to be a silver room,

then my ass is fucked.

You have paint on your face.

Does paint come off of skin?

Fuck!

Okay. [sighs]

I'm just overwhelmed.

Painting is a lot of work.

And then on top of that,

we're being judged on our hosting abilities,

and I'm an artist.

I'm really trying to find the inspiration,

so I have to pull it back, reflect.

It takes time.

Is than an incubator?

Yeah.

For who?

We have a live alien in there.

[gasps]

It's the alien meet-and-greet?

[laughs] Alien meet-and-greet.

Bitch, I don't want to go to no motherfucking alien club.

Tacky. Ugly. Eew.

It's very Winnie the Pooh.

Some bee club.

Tacky. Eew. No.

Don't want to be there.

Aah!

My club is gorgeous.

It's stunning. I believe in it.

And I know that my process of working was different.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's hot.

But my process is what makes me a star.

Oh, yes. I live.

I'm gonna be me and we're gonna be the winning team.

Huh! [both laugh]

I am so excited

because we're about to debut our legendary club night,

and, bitch, this is what I do.

I'm a business mogul.

I understand what it takes

to create and have a successful event.

Honey, Club Hive is about to bee what?

Off the chizzy, beeyotches.

Yes, sir.

All right.

We gotta do this. We're gonna turn it out.

- We--I'm so excited. - Yeah.

Honestly, what I want to do, makeup on,

get to work, work on my everything, get it.

Mm-hmm. Get your character down.

- Oh...ah... - Yeah.

Susanne Bartsch. Oh, my God.

The mother of parties. You know what I'm saying?

Like this bitch is gonna be at our club.

That's awesome.

The judges are literally integrated

- into our fucking game. - Yeah.

So if they don't have a good time, bitch,

they're like, what was this shit?

- Hey, Monique, Monét. - Yes, ma'am.

Y'all have done a lot of challenges together.

How's that feel?

Monique and I have a familiarity with each other,

which makes it easier to finish each other's sandwiches,

you know what I'm saying?

That's nice. That's real nice.

One's always at the top, one's at the bottom,

so let's see how this one pans out.

Henny.

Working with Valentina was great.

[laughs]

Girl.

I know I'm a lot.

It's like a privilege, but like a curse.

- Oh! - I feel like we definitely have

different ways about going about things.

So that means if you're in the bottom,

you're throwing her under the bus.

No, not at all.

We both have different ways of going about it.

I was kind of more in the sense of like let's get it done.

Like, let's make it happen.

But I found myself doing a lot of the work.

She pretty much took over and took charge.

Like she was the dominant one, for sure.

Oh, so, okay.

- But I wouldn't say by choice. - Oh.

[laughs]

I just work so differently as an artist,

but now we've gotten to a point

where we both believe in what we've worked on.

It's both of our idea, and it reflects both of us.

But, yes, Naomi did do if not all, most of the writing.

Thank you, Naomi, because you really got us to a place

where now we're fucking fierce, bitch.

Latrice, girl, how you feeling over there, mama?

Baby, I feel like a winner.

Amen.

Like, I really do. I feel good.

I'm wearing my favorite thing for the runway.

- Word. - Oh, my God.

I feel really excited.

It's really awesome,

because everybody's just like showcasing their strengths.

This is what we do.

Latrice is a force to be reckoned with,

and she has a humongous following of fans

that love and adore her.

But in this competition, I just don't feel like

she's like living up to what she is capable of.

This could be her last chance.

You a big-ass bitch.

Make it known, honey.

So it's official.

Everyone has officially been in the bottom here.

Manila hasn't been bottom two. She's the only one.

You've never been up for elimination.

And I hope to keep it that way.

Okay. [laughs]

How are people feeling about the process of elimination?

I don't know.

My stance hasn't changed.

I want to beat the best,

so who I think is the strongest competition

is who I would want to stay.

Thanks, Trinity.

[all laugh]

It's time for Drag Race After Dark,

where you've got VIP access

to the hottest clubs from Tokyo to Tuckahoe.

Tonight, a tour of New York's queen of scenes,

with extra-special party guests Michelle Visage,

Carson Kressley, Rita Ora, and club queen Susanne Bartsch.

Let's go.

First, let's get lost in The Black Hole

with Monét X Change and Monique Heart.

Hello, world.

Hello, America.

- My name is Monique Heart. - And I'm Monét X Change.

And welcome to The Black Hole.

When you think of a black hole,

no one knows what's there.

So we wanted to do a party

that really personifies the mystery, the unexpected.

The design and the aesthetic, very space,

very intergalactic and futuristic.

Wanted to align the walls with stars and galaxies and planets.

You know what I mean?

We have Saturn, we have Pluto, and we have Her-anus.

I thought it was yours.

- No, yours, bitch. - Okay.

Well, I saw yours last week at The Black Hole, girl.

This is a live alien baby in an incubator.

I mean, you can actually put your hands in and touch.

- Aah! - [laughs]

Why would you do that to me?

I thought it was going to bite my damn hand off.

So this is our hot bartender, Scotty.

He has curated two fabulous drinks called Beam Me Up.

Yes.

Scotty, can I get two Beam Me Ups, please?

They're made of space oohs and space ohs,

you know, for all those space hos out there.

- Yeah. - Clink.

Girl, we gonna be wasted by the time this tour is over.

Cheers.

Hey, hey.

You look incredible.

Loving it. Loving it.

You dressed for our party.

Last month, we had Dennis Rodman

and Bubbles the Chimpanzee.

It was a good time.

Didn't the month before that we had Courtney Love.

Girl, teaching us how to line dance.

You know what I mean? That is The Black Hole.

The unexpected is gonna happen every time,

and you can bet your bottom dollar.

That is the T, girl.

All right, Black Hole,

are you ready to have a good time tonight?

[cheers and applause] All right.

Do we have any volunteers

who want to turn a look and walk the--ooh.

Tonight at midnight the show goes down.

[cheers]

You come in a look, you turn the look,

you get to walk the belt, and you get to win a prize.

Yes! [laughs]

I think we're supposed to get married now.

Kak katty-kak-ka.

Ah-ha-ah-ah, ahh.

There are three different cash prizes, and--

How much are the prizes?

- $1.000. - Uh-huh.

- $100. - Uh-huh.

Or a buck-25, okay?

Because we want to make sure you can get home.

You know, I mean, you can't get a transfer,

but you can at least get on the bus.

- Amen, girl. - Aah!

- $100. - $100!

Yes, yes!

Listen, if you are looking for a club

that is gonna give you the unexpected,

something that is gonna give you

a weekend that you will never forget...

And it's the only place in the world

where you can have a space alien

probe that little booty of all y'all's.

So, please, come on out to The Black Hole

and have a kiki with your girls Monét and Monique.

Yes. Let all the aliens say what?

Amen.

- Amen. - Yeah!

- Brrrrrr...

- Yeah, Susanne, uh, uh.

- Yeah!

- Next, let's get glam, slam, thank you, ma'am

at Club 96 with Naomi Smalls and Valentina.

- Welcome to Club 96, a place for the fashion aware.

Feel free to gawk.

Feel free to stare.

[whispers] Club 96.

I'm your hostess, Naomi Smalls.

And I'm Vivi.

We're tall, we're skinny,

and we're high fashion

glamour couture the house down boots, mama. Yes.

Club 96.

- Why? - Why Club 96?

1996, girl, amazing time for fashion.

Pastels shown in fall.

Paco Rabanne custom couture.

They're not just a work of art.

They're a mathematical equation.

Isaac Mizrahi before foreclosure.

[whispers] Club 96.

Come here and rest your feet in your designer shoes.

Show off your tan.

Let's drink some booze.

[whispers] Club 96.

Our signature drink is super long, super tall.

It has lots of champagne.

And may we not forget our favorite piece of garnish.

A red N&N just for color.

The ridiculous rider refresher.

Cheers to that.

[whispers] Club 96.

Here we have our VIP area,

where you can find Tom Ford being bored,

Betsey Johnson doing a cartwheel.

I'm Betsey Johnson.

Even Amanda Lepore, a lip gloss goddess,

Swarovski crystals all over her body.

[whispers] Club 96.

- [gasps] - Is it 2 A.M.?

It's 2 A.M.

Girl, our contest is about to start.

Aah!

You wanna know what it's called?

- Sell Me The Garment. - Sell That Garment.

We are going to take fashion roadkill at this point,

and you're going to sell it to us, okay?

Make last week's bargain look like this week's splurge.

Here's Farrah Moan's leftovers.

And category is accessories.

Serving you fish.

DJ, hit it.

[dance music plays] Give us a pose.

Make me believe it.

You have to pose it out.

Sell it down the runway. Make us want it.

I want it, I want it.

Give it to us, honey. Give us couture.

One of a kind. Put it on your body. Yes.

- Whoo-hoo! - I think it's clear.

We know who the winner is.

Drum roll please, everybody.

- Brrrr... - Brrrr...

And the winner is...

- Both of them. - Both of them.

[cheers and applause]

We've been hosting the party gigs now for three hours,

and we're over it.

Why don't we end this day with a cocktail, everybody?

Bring it high, bring it low, to the center, and enter.

[applause] [whispers] Club 96.

Let's follow the swarm

and see what's buzzing at Club Hive,

with Manila Luzon, Latrice Royale,

and Trinity The Tuck.

[buzzing]

Oh, honey.

I'm your girl, Latrice Royale,

and welcome to Club Hive, darling.

- Yes! - Yeah!

Yes, this is New York City's sweetest hot spot.

Come on in and let's see what all the buzz is about.

[buzzing]

As you see here at Club Hive,

we are a sprawling, luxurious space

of 20 x 16 feet.

A lovely area for our community to dwell,

feel their fantasy, and just bee, honey.

Isn't it the bee's knees?

It's all the buzz.

Here at Club Hive, the bee puns just never end.

It just drives you crazy.

[buzzing]

This is our signature cocktail called the Bee-tini.

It's made with honey-infused vodka.

It's got a little bit of hornet venom,

and it's in a martini glass rimmed with bee pollen.

It's her favorite.

Latrice Royale's actually only 120 pounds.

She's just really, really allergic to bees.

She loves it, and so will you.

[buzzing]

Everybody is somebody at Club Hive.

- Well, not everybody. - Not everybody.

Because if you're the bee's knees, honey,

feel free to join us in the VIB section.

That's for Very Important Beeyotches.

- Yes. - Yes, beeyotch.

Club Hive is always abuzz with celebrities.

Once you make it past Beesley, our VIB keeper,

you'll be able to chill

with the likes of New York City legends Susanne Bartsch.

Yay!

And non-American singer Rita Ora.

Yay! [applause]

[buzzing]

Who's a good speller?

- Yay. - Not me.

We have our strip spelling bee contest at midnight.

You don't want to miss that.

- What's your name? - Noah.

Your word is "honey."

H-O-N-E-Y.

[bell dings] Very good!

Look at you! [applause]

If you spell the word right, you win.

We need one more volunteer.

Anybody? You look smart.

Come--ooh. Oh, Jeez, come here, sir.

[all laugh]

[inhales] Mm.

Your flower smells pretty, boy.

If you spell the word wrong, girl,

you're taking it off, honey.

Your word is "erythromycin."

[all laugh] Oh, my God.

Can you use it in a sentence?

Sure I can.

After you leave this evening with Carson,

you're going to need to go to the clinic tomorrow

and get you some erythromycin.

[laughter and applause]

I have some with me.

[all laugh]

A. [buzz]

Absolutely not. Take it off.

Deflower. Deflower.

It's a lose for you, but a win for us. Yes.

Such a large stinger.

[buzzing]

Now, some other clubs do a champagne toast.

Other clubs do a balloon drop.

But here at Club Hive,

we release the bees!

[buzzing and screaming]

Ooh, honey, grab your EpiPen and meet me back at the runway.

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[cheers and applause]

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Michelle Visage, are you ready to paint the town red?

Always, I just hope I don't get carded.

[laughs]

Don't you worry about that.

[all laugh] Shady.

Shade.

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Now, what's your favorite type of club?

Mm, Club Sandwich.

- Mm. - I'm starving.

Rita Ora.

Now, are you ready for a wild night out?

I'm so excited.

I hope this set doesn't like fall through.

[laughs]

The event producer who is forever on top.

Susanne Bartsch.

This is the front.

This is the back.

[all laugh]

I remember.

I learned that from you, baby.

So glad to have you here.

An honor.

This week we challenged our All Stars

to get the party started

and create their own legendary club night.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

♪ She's a super queen, super queen ♪

Category is plastique fantastique.

Latrice Royale.

Takes a lot of balls to pull this dress off.

I'm wearing all latex with a big ponytail of balls

from top all the way to the floor.

That's a lot of balls.

That reminds me, I've got to get a colonoscopy.

[all laugh] Oh, no.

Manila Luzon.

Package for Miss Luzon.

I love cellophane.

It's got so much form, it's clear, it's lightweight.

You can sculpt it.

I am sickening.

I love a fruit bowl.

[all laugh]

Trinity The Tuck.

Way to burst my bubble.

I look like a big splash of bubble gum paint, bitch.

Get a little taste.

You know that gum you swallowed

when you were seven years old?

- Yes. - Well, it's walking the runway.

[all laugh]

Naomi Smalls.

Her favorite sport is...

- Discus. - Thank you.

[all laugh]

This look is painful, it is heavy,

but if you're looking good, it's worth it.

Oh, careful, you're going to get a slipped disk.

[all laugh]

Valentina.

She's a Barbie girl living in Venezuela.

[all laugh]

Valentina is a little Miss Venezuela.

I am the look, I am the character,

I am the persona, and I'm so ready to deliver the fantasy.

All of it.

She's so lifelike.

[all laugh]

Now with double D batteries.

[all laugh]

Monét X Change.

Don't get mad, get gladiator.

[all laugh]

I'm giving you intergalactic futuristic warrior

fighting off wayward alien drag queens.

Gladiator before someone else did.

[all laugh]

Monique Heart.

She's got bananas coming out of her ying yang.

[all laugh]

My plastic fantastic look is inspired by Josephine Baker.

I wanted to elevate it and make it a little bit more futuristic.

Now that's what I call low-hanging fruit.

[all laugh] ♪ She's a super queen ♪

Welcome, All Stars.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Latrice Royale.

Tonight on the runway, I think, Latrice,

this is elevated to a place we've never seen you before.

I can tell how horribly uncomfortable you are,

which makes me really happy.

[all laugh]

- I love this look. - Thank you.

Love some balls on the head.

And this queen has balls, let me tell you.

I can smell it.

This is like a triumphant look for you.

Thank you.

Okay, I have to give you guys a high five for your hive.

You created an experience,

and that's what a great club is supposed to evoke.

Your hosting ability was very evident.

Can you make people laugh?

Can you make them feel at home?

And I think you did that.

I love personality, and I just thought

that you just oozed confidence, and it was fun.

I ended up loving your club

because of the way you explained it,

the way you were in it.

Come on back to The Hive, honey.

[laughs]

You looked like you were having a really good time.

And I'm so glad you are back here standing here

fighting the way you should be fighting.

Thank you so much.

Manila Luzon.

Hi, guys.

- This look is bananas. - What?

And apples and grapes and maybe a nectarine.

It's beautiful, but it has a real sense of fun.

I think it's really fun.

I think this is who you are, Manila.

And when you stay true to that, most of the time it's a hit.

As far as the beehive goes,

I thought it was thought through.

It wasn't just the interior illusion lounge redone.

I felt like I was in a beehive.

The thing that I didn't love is that you're funny,

and you always have something to say,

but sometimes you tend to get louder to get over people.

You don't have to do that.

It's okay to let the room breathe.

She's going to have her thing, she's gonna have her thing,

and that's okay.

So just be aware of that.

Maybe give the other two

a little bit of a moment sometimes.

Oh, sure.

Maybe later.

Maybe after I send them home.

Trinity The Tuck.

Yes, ma'am.

Your interpretation of plastique fantastique is fun.

It literally looks like you were riding on a motorcycle

and somebody spit their gum out the window

and it got smashed on you.

[all laugh]

You've done something different

with your face tonight, and your hair,

it's got this monochromatic effect

that is really different for you.

Again, elevating and changing and keeping us on our feet.

Thank you.

Let's talk about your bee-havior.

[all laugh] You're very commanding.

You obviously host a lot of club gigs.

The whole spelling bee thing, that was really funny.

You have a really unique talent of being shady in a good way,

but you're also really warm and welcoming.

It's just called being country.

I like it. You really put the...in country.

[all laugh]

I was also very impressed with your emceeing.

I would hire you.

I felt engaged, and I wanted more.

- Thank you. - Now release the bees.

[all laugh]

Up next, Naomi Smalls.

Tonight on the runway, the dress style

I feel like I've seen on you a few times.

But what I liked a lot about it

is the contradictions in the palette of the colors.

I really love that you know what you have,

and you work with it.

Honey, your legs are just stunning.

At the end of the day, I got those.

You know, you can get those babies insured.

Let's talk about... [whispers] Club 96.

[whispers] Club 96.

I like that you chose the 1990s,

which was kind of, you know, the heyday of the supermodel.

I thought your look was spot on.

I loved the Club 96 over and over again.

I think that was kind of like an SNL kind of skit.

But I was looking for more.

Yeah, I walked into the space,

and I see a disco ball and a go-go box.

I'm like in heaven.

I'm like that's going to be the club I love.

But then it got going,

to me it was a little bit one-dimensional.

I wasn't engaged.

It was all about how gorgeous you are,

and then what? So...

I don't know how much time and thought you put into it,

how much you memorized versus how much you improv'd.

I think it just needed to be more.

Up next, Valentina.

First, I wanted to ask you

why you chose to do your Snatch Game character

as your plastic character.

Weren't you Miss Venezuela?

No, I was Miss Colombia.

[all laugh]

So it's the same crown, correct?

No. [all laugh]

It's so weird.

I've seen that before, haven't we?

- The Wizard of Oz. - Maybe that's it.

And you were there and I was there and Auntie Em.

- Really? - Yeah.

So there is no correlation.

There you go. There's your answer.

[laughs]

I love this look.

I totally get that you look like you're a Barbie doll

that just maybe busted through the plastic.

And I love the crotch region.

[all laugh]

Who amongst us hasn't undressed Barbie or Ken

- looking for genitalia... - Eew.

only to find a little plastic nub?

What is wrong with you? You perv.

I know. I'm sorry, but it's just I had to say it.

[laughs]

Let's go to Club 96.

The club looked as a design beautiful.

I also loved the idea of these kind of two ditzy girls

thinking that they're probably better than they actually are.

But then it kind of didn't really go anywhere,

and I started talking to Susanne and Rita,

and that shouldn't have happened.

Like I almost felt like left out.

I don't know if that's like a rehearsal thing

or if you guys need to kind of connect more,

but it felt a bit like you were both battling

instead of like working.

Up next, Monét X Change.

Tonight on the runway,

I think you've really stepped it up,

and you're giving us more than you've ever given.

I think you look stunning,

and I think you've elevated

throughout this entire competition.

Congratulations. You're slaying the runway game.

Thank you, Carson.

I'm just gonna go to the club.

I had a great time.

Like I felt so connected to you both.

And like I really loved the fact

that you didn't overshadow each other.

I didn't want to leave.

So back in my day,

if a club was called The Black Hole, I was going.

[all laugh]

It almost made like some sense and then no sense.

Like is it an alien club, is it an outer space club?

It's a mystery.

Girl, a black hole's a mystery, Michelle.

We don't know either.

It was stupid fun.

The actual décor,

it went spacey more for me than black hole.

But you did it well,

and I really loved the floor shows.

I wanted to get up and be in the show, invited or not.

I had such a good time at your club.

It was so much fun.

Like Rita said, I didn't want to leave.

Up next, Monique Heart.

Tonight on the runway,

I know you're giving us Josephine Baker,

and I'm getting No-sephine Baker.

I like your modern version of a finger wave,

but then something goes south.

Maybe it's the flat bananas.

Overall, it's not my favorite look.

There's a concept and there's execution,

and the concept is great.

The execution, not so much.

In The Black Hole,

I loved your look in there with your grinch fingers

and it was very clubby

and very in keeping with like a bit ratchet East Village

thrown together kind of feeling.

You knew you were a weirdo, and you made it work.

And I'm still waiting for my $100.

[all laugh] Two weeks. Two weeks.

I will Venmo you in 2022, girl.

Venmo.

You were being aliens

and you were being so stupid.

And that's why I liked it.

Like that's why we had fun, you know.

And you were really funny.

Thank you.

All right. Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.

Latrice Royale.

Trinity The Tuck.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the top two All Stars of the week.

[applause] Oh, my God.

Thank you.

You've each won a $2.500 gift card

from The Crème Shop,

and a $3.000 gift card from J.J. Malibu.

Hey.

Manila Luzon.

Monét X Change.

Monique Heart.

You are safe.

That means Naomi Smalls, Valentina,

you are in the bottom this week.

Latrice, Trinity,

each of you needs to decide

which of the bottom two queens you'll eliminate

if you win the lip sync.

Ladies, while you deliberate in the workroom,

the judges and I will be raving

like it's 1993.

[whispers] I was three.

You may leave the stage.

[sighs]

Finally! Aah!

I'm so happy.

Finally in the top.

This means, bitch, game changer.

I'm really here.

But I could not have done it without my wonderful teammates

Manila Luzon and Trinity The Tuck.

They got my back for real, for real.

Congratulations, Trinity and Latrice.

- Latrice. - Latrice.

Yeah, girl.

I want to give credit where credit is due,

and I don't think myself nor Latrice

would be in the spots that we're at--

- Without Manila. - Without Manila's help.

100.

I want to give you one of my prizes for tonight.

Oh.

You were just as much of a winner as we are.

- You put in so much work... - So much.

and deserve just as much as we got.

Thank you. Thank you.

It was really great working with you guys.

I'm disappointed that I'm not in the top two,

but Latrice and Trinity recognized my hard work,

and I'm happy that I was able to get my teammates in the top.

I just want to say before we do this

that I should be really excited to be in the top,

but I don't feel that way right now.

I get it.

Like, you don't get it until you get it, bitch,

and now I am feeling it, and I do not like this.

I think me and Naomi did do a great job.

I think we did our very best.

But all I can say is I'm in the bottom

and nothing's going to change that.

I have given it all I've got in this competition,

but I'm in the bottom.

Again.

After having almost been eliminated.

And I'm now in a very vulnerable position.

Whoo.

So we can chat.

- Yeah. - We can chat.

That's what we're here to do.

I don't like it.

So let's go, Vally.

[sighs] Wow.

This is really hard, because...

I really don't know where this is gonna go,

because we've seen it in the competition before.

People get emotional,

and relationship does come into play.

This is only your second time in the bottom

compared to her three times in the bottom.

Though she has a win and you don't.

Right.

How do you compare the two?

Naomi has been consistent in the competition.

That's a pro.

Cons: I keep forgetting about Naomi.

I guess what I would like to be put into consideration

is how much work I really put into the project.

What was the percentage of work that you did

versus the work that she did?

I would say 80% was my doing and my planning.

I think the biggest difference is work ethic.

You're not supposed to be here.

Nope.

I want to be fighting my way to the top

and seeing myself there with you.

That was our dream.

This is what we talked about.

It puts a dagger in my heart

because I know how much you love what you do.

Thank you.

I don't ever want you to lose that spark

whatever happens.

[sobs]

Oh, my God, Latrice.

Mommy. Mommy, I'm here. I'm here.

- Look. - No.

If you show your emotions, you're not any less.

I'm trying to keep myself together,

but when you're exhausted and fatigued, emotions come in.

I have to just push through.

I am so eager to continue to keep fighting.

Go with your gut now.

I don't know what my gut is right now.

- Your heart. - My gut is inside out.

- It's inside out. - Your heart is different.

Yeah. I love Valentina,

but this competition has gotten so much more

fierce and demanding,

and I don't know if she can sustain.

All right, mi amor.

- This is really intense. - Wild.

[laughs]

You two together,

that's the fucked-up part that I cannot handle.

I hope that you know how badly I want to be here.

I know deep within my loins

how much you want and deserve to be here.

As far as her track record,

she's been really consistently safe.

But is safe safe enough?

Like, it wasn't for me.

It makes it hard because I love Valentina so much,

and we've had talks and dreams and aspirations

of being all the way to the end together.

You understand what I'm saying?

I know that I've given 100% while I've been here,

and if friendship is how we are going to judge this competition,

then I'm going to be very disappointed

because I don't have the same relationship with these girls

that Valentina does.

You are my closest friend in the competition,

and I want you here more than I want Naomi here,

because I'm closer to you.

But I also want to be as fair as possible.

She's saying she did more work than you.

Is that true?

Like I don't want to just take her word

and just say okay, girl.

- She did a wonderful job. - Okay.

But do you think that you deserve to stay more than her?

Does she deserve to stay more than you?

[sobs]

I'm emotional, vulnerable.

Those are things I don't show.

How much of the fantasy can I believe

when reality is hitting me in the face,

saying, you might be going home today, girl?

This is a hard decision.

Just do the right thing.

What--you--

Just do the right thing.

Yeah, but what-- give me something

so I can make a better decision.

I deserve to be here.

Whoo!

Has it kicked in yet?

What?

Are you having fun?

I cannot hear you.

I'm having so much fun.

Ooh, I love this song.

Who has a big dong?

Me.

Silence!

What?

Oh, forget about it.

Just party.

I'm having to balance my integrity and my friendship.

I am looking at these names,

and I'm still trying to figure out the right choice.

And I just have to go with my gut.

I did my job to get back in this competition,

so nothing's going to deter me from doing what I came to do.

That being said,

the weight and heaviness that my heart feels

makes it difficult to send someone home.

[all laugh]

Welcome back, ladies.

Two top All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10.000, and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy.

Coming into "All Stars,"

I came here to prove that I'm not one thing,

and what I'm doing tonight

is just another extension of who Trinity The Tuck is.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Watch out, here I come ♪

♪ You spin me right round, baby ♪

♪ Right round like a record, baby ♪

♪ Right round, round, round ♪

♪ If I ♪

♪ I get to know your name ♪

♪ And I ♪

♪ I, I, I ♪

♪ I've got to have my way now, baby ♪

♪ All I know is that to me ♪

♪ You look like you're having fun ♪

♪ Open up your loving arms ♪

♪ Watch out, here I come ♪

♪ You spin me right round, baby ♪

♪ Right round like a record, baby ♪

♪ Right round, round, round ♪

♪ You spin me right round, baby ♪

♪ Right round... ♪

Trinity is being weird, she's being gross.

She's wearing this like old suit, long titties.

I just don't understand the correlation to the number.

I don't get it. It's so random.

This is too much.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ All I know is that to me ♪

♪ You look like you're having fun ♪

♪ Open up your loving arms ♪

♪ Watch out, here I come ♪

♪ You spin me right round, baby, right round... ♪

When Latrice starts to roll on the floor,

bitch, I lose my mind.

♪ Like a record, baby ♪

♪ Right round, round, round ♪

[cheers and applause]

Whoo.

Y'all crazy.

I can't--oh.

Oh, God.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Latrice Royale.

You're a winner, baby.

[applause]

You see this on my shoulders?

This is pride, baby.

I am so proud of me right now. [laughs]

I am back to show that I am here to stay

and fight and win this shit.

Con-drag-ulations.

You've earned a cash tip of $10.000.

I'm going to take my $10.000 tip

and apply it to my wedding costs,

because, baby, we are throwing the bash of the century.

Trinity, you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

[applause]

Will the bottom two please step forward.

Latrice Royale,

with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

I didn't know it was going to be this--

I didn't know it was going to be like this.

I didn't know it was going to be this hard.

If anyone knows how it feels

to feel like your dream has been stripped from you, it's me.

And thank God I had the opportunity

to come back and fight.

This person is a brilliant artist.

I had to choose...

Valentina.

[sobs]

As it is written, so it shall be done.

My dear Valentina,

you are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

[cries]

It's okay.

I love you so much.

I love you, too. Congratulations.

Thank you guys so much. Thank you.

[applause]

I'll always remain your diva with a heart.

But, bitch, let it be known she left with a crown.

[laughter and applause]

I think I got caught in my head,

but I've learned that I'm so fabulous in my own unique way,

and that I don't ever need to compare myself to anybody.

I might have not won this competition,

but this experience is part of my journey

and my story towards becoming a really big superstar

here on earth.

Honestly, the saddest and darkest part

is having to pack up all my shit, girl.

That's gonna be the hardest part is packing.

It's so much shit.

That's cute.

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen! - Amen!

All right. Now let the music play.

♪ Telling, telling, I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

Next time on "All Stars"...

For this week's maxi challenge,

we are paying tribute to Judy Garland.

[cheers]

You'll be making over your best Judy.

- Aah! - Aah!

Family resemblance required.

I can't even repay him for helping me get my life back.

Are you painting the Holy Ghost over here?

Like what's going, bitch?

Y'all remember "Powder," the movie,

the little white boy with no...

Just saying.

Whoa. [rip] Aah!

Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

Maybe I should have told him

that he should have trimmed down there a little bit.

[rip] Oh!

Diagnosis: sickening, darling.

I am obsessed with these looks.

This one is a little bit unfulfilling.

And also no family resemblance.

It's like distant cousins, maybe.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ Who, who, who do you think you ♪

♪ Who, who, telling the truth now ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you think you ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ Telling, telling, I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ Telling, telling, I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you-- ♪