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All right.
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Well, how do I look?
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Sexy.
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[chuckle]
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At least we don't have to worry
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about anyone hitting on me.
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Or mistaking you for a girl.
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I'm so glad you were able to
fill in on such short notice.
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Are you kidding me? Look,
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I could use the extra money, so thank you.
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Is everything okay with you and David?
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Yeah, I guess so. Why?
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Oh. Nothing.
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Just tell me.
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I wasn't going to say anything.
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Heather saw David the other night
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on the Red and Tan bus headed into the city
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with some girl.
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I'm sorry.
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Think about it.
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Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kruger, Leatherface.
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What do they all have in common?
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- What?
- They're all WASPs.
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White Anglo-Saxon psychopaths.
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It's bullshit.
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Leatherface is just his nickname.
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For all we know, he could be Jewish.
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Dude, he lives in Texas.
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Owns a chainsaw.
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- I got it.
- No, dude, this one's mine.
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Hey, Ganz.
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Yo.
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Here you go.
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Fresh off the boat,
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as in literally one of 300
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in a cargo container in
Red Hook a few hours ago.
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[chuckling]
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Where's the stuff?
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In the cassette player.
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Quarter of a key.
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Should keep you busy for a while.
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Got to run. See you, Your Highness.
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Who was that?
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Uh, my mom. I forgot my lunch.
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Oh, mine.
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- Good morning, sir.
- Hi.
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- Grab my bag, please.
- Oh, yeah.
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This is... It was the '79, right?
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Yeah, the Mercedes.
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And, kid, get a haircut.
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You're starting to look like Son of Sam.
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- Thank you.
- [tires screech, crash]
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Man: What the hell?
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Oh, fuck.
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Everything's fine. Are you all right?
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Rizzo, come on.
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Yeah.
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You see this?
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[people chattering]
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Hey, kid, what's with the getup?
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Bar mitzvah.
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Oh, Mazel tov. You're finally a man.
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I'm filming it.
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Do you do balloon animals, too?
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What's this I hear
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about you fooling around
with Getty's daughter?
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Who told you that?
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A little birdie.
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We're just friends.
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Oh, right. Hey, I got
to hand it to you, kid.
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You got chutzpah.
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I'm going to miss you.
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See you, Herb.
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Oh, uh, morning.
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David.
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Herb.
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Mr. President.
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What the hell?
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Something wrong, Herb?
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Yeah, there's a mix-up.
This is not my bag.
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All right.
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Oi.
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What happened?
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Idiots.
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[whispering]
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Just like a drunkard?
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Drunk driving golf course.
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Aqua Velva?
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[steam hissing]
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[door opens]
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[sighs]
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Ohh.
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Ahh.
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Mmm!
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Good morning.
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Nasser.
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What the hell are you wearing?
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Oh. A towel.
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On your head.
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Oh, this.
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I'm... I'm merely preparing for the boat
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I intend to purchase
with my Galexa windfall.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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We're alone in here.
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That's not the point.
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You've been shooting your mouth off,
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and people are starting to talk.
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Sorry.
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What are you going to do with a boat?
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Mine are an ocean-going people,
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and I hear the siren call of the sea.
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Yeah? Well, that's not the sea you hear.
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That's the sound of money
being flushed down a toilet.
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Boats... big money pits.
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Really?
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Trust me. Piece of advice.
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If if flies, floats, or fucks, rent it.
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Oh.
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Ah, Herb. I could hug you.
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I'm sorry. Kid. I don't swing that way.
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No, no. This is your bag.
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Oh, thank you. That's yours.
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W... where's the cassette player?
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- [phone rings]
- The whatsit?
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The little portable tape player.
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It's about this big with headphones.
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- It's in the bag.
- No, it's not.
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Then it must have dropped out of the bag
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in the locker room.
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Sorry.
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Welcome to Red Oaks.
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Thank you. We're here for
the Glassman bar mitzvah.
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The reception's inside the clubhouse.
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- Thank you.
- Tip him.
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What?
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He's waiting for a gratuity.
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No, he's not. Are you?
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It's customary.
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No, that's after.
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It's both.
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Ah, you're nuts.
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You're embarrassing me. I'm sorry.
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Why can't you just defer to me for once?
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Mom? Dad?
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Why are you so early?
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The reception isn't for another hour.
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Your mom wanted to see where you work.
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I have to say it's lovely.
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Please don't wander off or talk to anyone
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or do anything to get me in trouble.
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- No, honey.
- Don't worry.
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We're not wild animals. We're fine.
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Whoa.
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Chop-chop, Sancho. Time is shekels.
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I got to go.
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What are you doing?
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We're David's parents.
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Judy and Sam.
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Oh, wow.
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I would have thought uncle and sister.
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Just... Just kidding, Pops.
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That's a good boy you got there.
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His work ethic leaves
something to be desired,
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but that's not his fault.
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It's generational. Am I right, slim?
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- It's Sam.
- If you say so.
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Whoa. Look at the time.
I better say sayonara.
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Save me a dance, pretty lady.
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Okay.
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Kiss you later.
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What's wrong with you?
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Reggie, dude, did you
find a cassette player?
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Yeah.
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Oh. Thank God. Where is it?
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Took it to the lost and found.
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Should have put it in the trash.
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Piece of shit didn't work.
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Couldn't even get it open.
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Did you go in to the city with some girl?
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I...
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Please don't lie to me.
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Heather said she saw you
two on the Red and Tan bus.
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Yeah, but it was...
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Who is she?
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Her name's Skye.
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Getty's daughter?
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She's just a friend. We
went to see a Rohmer movie
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I knew I'd never get you to see.
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So this is my fault, right?
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- No.
- Because I'm not smart enough
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to appreciate your stupid subtitled movies,
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so you had to find someone who does?
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No, that's not what I said.
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You are fucking unbelievable, David.
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Karen.
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A-woo, someone's in the doghouse.
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You want my advice?
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No.
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Yes, well, after giving it some thought,
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I've decide to go with the bigger engine...
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the 250 horsepower, in fact.
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Yes, no measly 220 will cut it for me.
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I want to feel a stiff
wind slap me across the face
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like I've wronged it in some way.
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Oh, you know what, Molly?
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I'm going to have to call you back.
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Right. Hello. Can I help you?
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We just want to see
where our son David works.
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Oh, my goodness.
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As I live and breathe. Welcome.
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I'm Judy Myers,
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and this is my husband Sam.
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Let me just say
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the two of you have raised
an exemplary young man.
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David is one of the finest
assistants I've ever worked with.
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Oh, that's nice, very nice.
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Oh, that is such a sweet
thing to say, Mr. Nasser.
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Ah, Judy, don't insult me
now. You can call me Nash
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or call me nothing at all.
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So you in the market for a boat, huh?
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Ah, yes, yes, I am.
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I'm currently shopping for one as we speak.
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Do you know anything about them?
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Only that they depreciate
faster than a Pinto
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the minute it's been driven off the lot.
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Certified public accountant.
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Are there certain tax implications
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to boat ownership I should know about?
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Depends. Going to be
your primary residence?
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Uh, let's say possibly.
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If so, you deduct the
interest like as a mortgage.
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Or you call it a charter,
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and then you convert it
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from a personal asset into a business one.
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- Really?
- Hmm.
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You know what?
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Give it a rest, Sam.
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So what are you going to name your boat?
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It's funny you should ask.
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The Wyndfall.
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That is so pretty.
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Thank you.
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You see, 1, 2, 3
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Are you ready to do the freak?
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You know, I go 1, 2, 3
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Are you ready? Are you ready?
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- Here we go. Bar mitzvah boy.
- Cheese!
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All right, this whole table over here,
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look at me. Say Sandy Koufax.
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Sandy Koufax.
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... than a pack of mice
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I'm the L-O-V-E, the B-U-G
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That's clear what the
young ladies see in me
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I'm 5 to 9, I love them right on time
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I take the yellow bright
out of the sunshine
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[snapping fingers]
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Hey, video boy.
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I'll give you 10 bucks
if you get us some booze.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, 20.
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I... I can't.
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Don't be a dickwad.
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Look, I'd love to help,
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but I don't want to get fired.
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Pussy.
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Hey.
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Problem?
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Did you see what that
little fucker just did?
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That little fucker's a man today,
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and he's Mr. Glassman to you, chico.
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Now go set up by the dance floor.
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They're about to do the Hora.
273
00:10:04,925 --> 00:10:07,525
Go. And don't get dizzy.
274
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:14,725
[sigh]
275
00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:17,675
Yes.
276
00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:21,225
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
277
00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:22,675
[tires screech]
278
00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,025
Oh, God.
279
00:10:24,075 --> 00:10:26,525
Fat little fucker.
280
00:10:26,575 --> 00:10:27,925
Came out of nowhere.
281
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,075
Is he breathing?
282
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,325
You saw that, right?
283
00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,825
He stepped right out in front of me.
284
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,225
Help me lift him.
285
00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,325
[groaning]
286
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,775
Fuck. [Grunt] Fucking heavy.
287
00:10:39,825 --> 00:10:42,225
["Hava Nagila"]
288
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,975
Do you remember David's bar mitzvah?
289
00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:03,325
How could I forget? He's
wearing the same suit.
290
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:16,375
Some day
291
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:20,375
He will come along
292
00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:24,575
Some day
293
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,775
And he'll be...
294
00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:29,425
There's our song.
295
00:11:29,475 --> 00:11:30,925
Is it?
296
00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:33,225
Some day
297
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,225
He will...
298
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,275
We should dance.
299
00:11:37,325 --> 00:11:39,975
Do you want to?
300
00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:41,575
Yeah.
301
00:11:43,025 --> 00:11:45,675
Along
302
00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:49,375
Some day he'll come along
303
00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:54,275
That man I love
304
00:11:54,325 --> 00:11:55,525
Someday he'll come along
305
00:11:55,575 --> 00:11:57,775
Do you think he's going to be okay?
306
00:11:57,825 --> 00:11:59,525
Who?
307
00:11:59,575 --> 00:12:02,075
Our son.
308
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:05,825
Yeah, why not? He's a grown man.
309
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,825
20 is not grown.
310
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,175
When I was 20,
311
00:12:09,225 --> 00:12:11,775
I was freezing my ass off in a foxhole.
312
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:17,575
Yeah, but he's always been so sensitive.
313
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,225
Well, that he gets from you.
314
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:22,625
Maybe.
315
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,675
I just want him to be happy.
316
00:12:28,975 --> 00:12:31,225
I just want him to be employed.
317
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:34,425
Come on. Be serious.
318
00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:37,225
Yes.
319
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,275
I hope he's happy.
320
00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:44,675
Honey, can I ask you a question?
321
00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,725
Yes.
322
00:12:49,175 --> 00:12:51,275
When did you stop loving me?
323
00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:52,875
[scoff]
324
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,525
Never.
325
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,375
I still love you. I will always love you.
326
00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:02,675
You're not happy being married to me.
327
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,525
What about you?
328
00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:10,775
Are you happy?
329
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,625
Happy.
330
00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:16,975
I'm happy if I look at the obituary page
331
00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:18,525
and I'm not listed.
332
00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:25,475
Oh
333
00:13:25,525 --> 00:13:27,425
I'm so lonely
334
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:30,375
Won't you send him to me?
335
00:13:30,425 --> 00:13:32,275
Mm
336
00:13:32,325 --> 00:13:33,275
[rap]
337
00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:34,325
Spielberg.
338
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,425
Hey, guys.
339
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:37,725
Oh, I, uh, I brought you something.
340
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,775
Outstanding.
341
00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:40,875
Is it hot?
342
00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:43,325
Yeah, yeah, it's hot. Yeah, definitely.
343
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,825
Let's get out of here.
344
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:45,775
Okay.
345
00:13:51,475 --> 00:13:52,975
Is he dead? He looks dead.
346
00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:54,975
I don't think he's dead, Kimberly.
347
00:13:55,025 --> 00:13:56,425
He's probably just stoned.
348
00:13:56,475 --> 00:13:58,475
Wh... where is it?
349
00:13:58,525 --> 00:14:00,075
Where... Where is my cassette player?
350
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,575
Your cassette... Oh, my God.
351
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,825
- See? See? He's fine.
- My cassette player.
352
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,025
Hey, have you seen my cassette player?
353
00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:11,025
No.
354
00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,775
I'll give you 20 bucks.
355
00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,625
Feels like it's glued shut.
356
00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:19,225
I don't know. Maybe the
battery leaked or something.
357
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,425
Guys, look, I need help, please.
358
00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,025
Some kid puked. Just mop it up.
359
00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:24,825
That'd be awesome. Thanks.
360
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,075
[scoff, muttering in Spanish]
361
00:14:32,675 --> 00:14:33,875
You know this busboy Taco
362
00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:35,475
who knows how to fix electronic shit?
363
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:36,775
One of the groundskeepers
364
00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,375
sold him a cassette player I lost.
365
00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:40,675
- Sorry, man.
- Fuck.
366
00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:42,025
S... sorry.
367
00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:44,825
- You know Taco?
- Sure.
368
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:47,375
- Where is he?
- Mopping up barf out there.
369
00:14:50,175 --> 00:14:51,825
Want to make a quick 50 bucks?
370
00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:57,825
Sweetie, why don't you see if Mom's got
us a table, would you? I am starving.
371
00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:00,525
- Hey.
- How about you, Mark?
372
00:15:00,575 --> 00:15:02,075
You hungry?
373
00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:04,975
[voices muffled]
374
00:15:10,425 --> 00:15:12,075
Hey, Mark, this is David.
375
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,875
David's one of our tennis pros here.
376
00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:15,725
Got to get a little hot playing
in that three-piece, huh?
377
00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,475
I'm off today. I'm just here
videoing for a bar mitzvah.
378
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:20,175
Mark's visiting us all
the way from California.
379
00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:23,075
I say visiting us. We
know who he's visiting.
380
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,575
Mark is actually Skye's b...
381
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,525
I won't say boyfriend.
What do I say? Fella?
382
00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:28,425
Pal? What do you kids call it these days?
383
00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:30,225
What would you describe it, you and Skye?
384
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,525
- Good friends.
- There you go.
385
00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:34,875
What part of, uh, California?
386
00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:36,075
Out near Palo Alto.
387
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,675
He's being very modest.
388
00:15:37,725 --> 00:15:39,425
He's actually started med school
389
00:15:39,475 --> 00:15:41,525
- up at Stanford.
- Cool.
390
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,775
Right? You guys chitty-chat.
391
00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:45,875
I'm going to hit the men's room.
392
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:47,975
How long have you and Skye been friends?
393
00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:50,625
Uh, off and on, a couple of years now.
394
00:15:51,725 --> 00:15:53,325
What are you now?
395
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,425
Excuse me?
396
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,425
Off or on?
397
00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:56,925
I'm not sure I follow.
398
00:15:56,975 --> 00:15:59,725
No, because I didn't
think she had boyfriends.
399
00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:03,475
Nice to meet you, David.
400
00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:08,825
[rap]
401
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,125
Hey, can we get a refill here?
402
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,425
Oh, sure.
403
00:16:20,475 --> 00:16:21,575
Uh, thank you.
404
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,975
Is it regular or Sanka?
405
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,125
I don't know.
406
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,175
Hey. Hey. You Taco?
407
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,625
Yeah, I'm Taco. What?
408
00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:34,525
Do you... Do you have my cassette player?
409
00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:36,175
No. No, I don't have no cassette player.
410
00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,075
Where the hell you been, Chachi?
411
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,275
Sorry.
412
00:16:40,325 --> 00:16:41,525
That was a gift from my grandmother,
413
00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:42,825
you piece of shit.
414
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,025
I don't have a fucking
cassette player with me.
415
00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:45,475
You're going to want to go hand-held
416
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,675
so you can get in there and really see
417
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:47,875
Bar Mitzvah Boy's reactions.
418
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,475
Nobody's going to be more excited
419
00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:50,675
to see a cake than this kid.
420
00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:51,975
Look at me right now.
421
00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:53,175
Where am I going to hold a cassette player?
422
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,175
I'm cleaning the throw up.
423
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,925
Hey. You even listening?
424
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,625
- Hey!
- Uh, sorry. Uh...
425
00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,325
You got to get your head in the game, bro.
426
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,475
Don't touch me.
427
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,125
You got a real bad attitude.
428
00:17:03,175 --> 00:17:04,625
I'm starting to wonder if you've even got
429
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,175
a future in this business.
430
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,475
Maybe I don't want one.
431
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,525
- What's that?
- Nothing.
432
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:11,475
Do you think you're too good for this?
433
00:17:11,525 --> 00:17:12,875
Is that it, Kubrick?
434
00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:14,575
Is this a waste of your talents?
435
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,775
You think you should be out there
436
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:17,575
shooting rock videos for Jay Geils?
437
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,575
Well, I got a news flash for you.
438
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,675
You're no artist. Truth is
439
00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:24,025
I don't know if you've
got any talent whatsoever.
440
00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:25,975
I only said you did as
a favor to your lady.
441
00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:28,775
- Like you'd even know.
- What's that supposed to mean?
442
00:17:28,825 --> 00:17:30,375
It means you're a fucking
wedding photographer.
443
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,875
That's just on the side.
444
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,825
Of what, your day job
at fucking Rolling Stone?
445
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,275
Wrong, Frodo. I wouldn't work there
446
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,525
even if they asked me to.
447
00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:37,775
Save the bullshit for Karen.
448
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:39,025
And while we're on the subject,
449
00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:40,825
stop telling her she
has a future in modeling
450
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,625
just so you can nail her. It's pathetic.
451
00:17:42,675 --> 00:17:44,225
Well, it's no bullshit.
452
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:45,675
The camera loves her.
453
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,025
Doesn't matter what she's got on...
454
00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:49,575
or doesn't.
455
00:17:50,425 --> 00:17:51,525
What?
456
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:53,125
Oh. You don't believe me?
457
00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:55,125
Here.
458
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,575
Take a look.
459
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,225
See for yourself.
460
00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:10,025
Mm-hmm.
461
00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:11,325
Keep going.
462
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,875
It gets better.
463
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,375
Fuck you.
464
00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:17,925
Hey, watch it, pipsqueak.
465
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:19,925
[gasp]
466
00:18:31,425 --> 00:18:33,075
Oh, my gosh.
467
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:36,575
What the hell is wrong with you, David?
468
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,225
[voices distorted]
469
00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:03,625
[no audible dialogue]
470
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,125
How are you getting home?
471
00:19:13,175 --> 00:19:15,025
Wheeler's going to give me a ride.
472
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:19,275
Are you guys, like, together?
473
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,125
[chuckling] I don't know.
474
00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:23,325
Uh, maybe. It's weird.
475
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,875
See you tomorrow?
476
00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:25,925
Bye.
477
00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:31,825
What's wrong?
478
00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,225
I fucked up big-time.
479
00:19:49,475 --> 00:19:51,225
Karen: We need to talk.
480
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,775
Uh, I only have a minute.
481
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,825
My folks are just getting the car.
482
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:57,975
I didn't cheat on you with Barry,
483
00:19:58,025 --> 00:19:59,275
if that's what you're thinking.
484
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,575
I mean, I wouldn't blame you if it is
485
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,225
after seeing those pictures.
486
00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:05,475
Which, by the way,
487
00:20:05,525 --> 00:20:08,275
I was totally planning
on showing you eventually.
488
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,425
Okay.
489
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:14,125
Would you have eventually told me
490
00:20:14,175 --> 00:20:16,175
about going to New York
with Getty's daughter?
491
00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:20,775
Probably not.
492
00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:25,025
You're an asshole.
493
00:20:25,075 --> 00:20:28,025
Karen, c... can we please
talk about this like adults?
494
00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:29,175
[scoff]
495
00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,825
No, we can't because you're not.
496
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,075
You are just a little boy,
497
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,175
and nothing has changed since high school.
498
00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:39,075
You still live with your parents,
499
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,075
and you hang out with your stoner friends,
500
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,875
and you... you ride a bike.
501
00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:46,825
You act as if life is
one big summer vacation,
502
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,675
and it's not, David.
503
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,775
Summer's fucking over,
and you need to grow up.
504
00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:13,725
What the hell were you thinking?
505
00:21:13,775 --> 00:21:15,375
I didn't raise you to be a violent person.
506
00:21:15,425 --> 00:21:17,775
I didn't even let you play with toy guns.
507
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,025
What the hell were you thinking?
508
00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:21,475
I made you watch Free To Be You and Me.
509
00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:23,625
Forget the chickenshit job at the club.
510
00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:26,875
If that schmuck with the
mustache presses charges,
511
00:21:26,925 --> 00:21:29,425
NYU can cut your financial aid.
512
00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:32,125
What the hell were you
even thinking, David?
513
00:21:38,829 --> 00:21:42,371
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514
00:21:42,525 --> 00:21:44,175
A Bergen County boy
515
00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:46,525
had a very unorthodox bar mitzvah gift
516
00:21:46,575 --> 00:21:48,275
when it turned out on Saturday
517
00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:50,975
it was discovered a portable
cassette player he was given
518
00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:53,075
was stuffed full of cocaine.
519
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,575
Police are still investigating
520
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:58,125
how the narcotics worth
an estimated $10,000
521
00:21:58,175 --> 00:22:01,825
wound up among 13-year-old
Jeffrey Glassman's gifts.
522
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:06,425
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