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Red Dwarf Season 11 Episode 02 - Samsara
In memory of J.H.S. SAS MBE - Now there was a lad.
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Five!
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One, two, three, four, five.
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Fuel.
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Well?
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Mmmm...
What to do, what to do?
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Free fuel - get refill for free,
and throw again.
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Let's see.
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How come you keep
getting great cards?
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It's a mystery, isn't it?
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I've never been beaten
at Mineopoly, Lister.
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Undefeated since birth.
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In the Space Scouts,
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my game play was so legendary,
they called me Minotaur.
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Is that cause you were half a man
who was full of bull?
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Because I was like the
mythological beast
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that no one could pass.
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Well, you better not
throw a 2 and a 1 then, Rimmer.
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Throw a 2 and a 1 and land on
my space station,
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and your bank is 'rupted, baby.
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Lister, I'm not gonna
throw a 2 and a 1.
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The odds of that are...
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eighteen to one.
It's not happening.
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I win, you can't complain
about anything I do for entire week.
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I remember the deal.
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I win, I can move my lips
when I read.
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I can leave peetra (?)
on the floor
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so that you step in it.
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I can even snore like an
inebriated warthog
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and you can't throw
frozen onion bhajis at me.
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The good times are gonna roll!
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Lister, there's only gonna be
one winner here,
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And that's votres truly.
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And when I do,
as agreed,
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you are going to wear
an evening gown,
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day and night,
until you can play
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James Last's Polka Party
on the bagpipes.
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Here we go!
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Anything but a 2 and a 1.
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A 2 and a 1.
Come to Daddy!
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No willing it.
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I'm willing it. I'm allowed to will it.
I'm willing it.
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Stop willing it! You're good at willing it.
No willing it!
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Come on...
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Out! Doesn't count!
Doesn't count!
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One of the dice
came off the table!
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Re-throw required.
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That doesn't count.
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I used my hands, an illegal move.
Naughty me!
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Re-throw required.
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5,382 to 1.
No chance.
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You couldn't make this up!
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Wait.
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You throw.
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Swap chairs!
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Throw.
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Do you now accept that you
threw a 2 and a 1 and you lost this game?!
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Okay!
I accept it!!
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Just lucky for you,
I'm such a good loser!!!!
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Hey,
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This green blinky thing,
we've any idea what it is yet?
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It's an escape pod, Sir.
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And it seems
to be emitting
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an unclassified
energy field
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that's causing
minute disruptions
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to everything in
the local vicinity.
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Pretty much
as I figured, then!
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Talk in English, would ya!?
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I'm not fluent in gibberish!!
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This is the S.S. Samsara Escape Pod,
Ident 12/Beta Two.
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Can you read me, over?
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Y-yes, we copy, Ident 12/Beta two.
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This is very important,
you must.....
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What happened?!?
We lose the link?!?
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No matter, Sir.
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I'll remote control
the pod into the cargo bay.
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Who eats ice cream in bed?
It's just utterly..
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Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
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No complaining.
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And no complaining about not being able
to complain about not complaining.
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An entire week,
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without being
moaned at by you.
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It doesn't get
better than this!
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Do you know what
the difference is
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between you and me?
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I can't store hand luggage
in me nostrils.
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I am cursed.
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I remember the
day it happened.
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I was nine years old and this
busker claimed he was an alien
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and wanted to sell me
some lucky space dust.
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Even at nine,
I was no fool.
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I knew he was real.
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But all I had
was my hover fare
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to get me home from
baton twirling practice.
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And as I walked off,
he cursed me for life
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and I've never had
any luck since.
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It was just some
homeless bloke, Rimmer,
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trying to make a buck.
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You cant take things
like that seriously.
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Smeg happens.
You just roll with it.
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I've been rolling in smeg
my whole damned life, Lister.
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Don't lecture me
about smeg-rolling.
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I never get the breaks.
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Oh here we go,
"Whereas you..."
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Whereas you...
"...lead a charmed life."
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lead a charmed life!
Well it's true - you do!
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I'm alone in
deep space with you!
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How charmed is that?!
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The crew got wiped out,
you survived - that's charmed.
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I survived to live the rest of my life
with you - not charmed!
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I'm dead!
How unlucky is that?!?
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You're dead but
you're still talking to me!
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How unlucky is that?!?
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Bing bong!
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Sorry, Sirs. The bing bong machine
is being serviced this evening.
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I'm afraid we're on manual.
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Sorry to disturb,
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but we've salvaged an escape pod
with two survivors.
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One Colonel Jim Green,
and one Professor Rachel Barker.
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We're just about to
open the booth
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and take them to the
science room for debriefing.
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Message ends.
Bing bong!
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Acting Senior Commanding Officer
Arnold J. Rimmer,
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an absolute pleasure
to meet you.
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Uh, Sir. Uh.
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Colonel Green,
and Professor Barker.
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They're dead!
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Hey, their medical
reports aren't in yet.
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We shouldn't jump
to conclusions!
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We spoke to Barker
then the link went down.
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When we opened the pod,
we discovered this.
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What happened?!?
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Well, they appear
to have been vaporized, Sir.
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Quite how and why,
we're not sure.
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What do we know
about them?
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Well, the log
tells us that Green
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was the ship's human
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exploration and
mission director.
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Barker was a
computer scientist.
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They were both married,
but not to each other.
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Surprising!
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They look like they'd be
the perfect match!
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What became of the ship
the escape pod escaped from?
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The S.S. Samsara.
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Have we any idea
what happened to that?
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Well, judging from the
pod's flight recorder,
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and the fact that there is
no wreckage,
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we believe the ship must have
crashed on this ocean moon.
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It seems to me we should
do two things:
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One - scatter the ashes.
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And two - find this ship.
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On to two, then.
Find this ship!
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So, what are we
hoping to find here?
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Faster than light drive,
quantum computer -
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but to be honest,
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I'd settle for a
bubble gum dispenser.
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I wonder what happened
to Barker and Green.
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Wrist please.
Thank you.
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Sirs?
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Professor Barker
reporting for duty.
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Welcome to the Samsara,
Professor.
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This is my colleague,
Colonel Green.
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Anka.
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We were both stationed on
Caicos 12, Sir.
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Ah, Caicos 12,
of course, yes.
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We discovered
my wife attended
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the same college
as your husband.
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I must get on.
I'll catch up with you later, Jim.
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Now remind me,
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You were a computer
scientist specializing in...
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What was it again?
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I've missed you much!
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I thought you'd never
get the transfer.
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Nor me.
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Let's go to my quarters.
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Look at this dust.
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I love dust.
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After fluff, it's my
all-time favorite dirt!
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We've any idea what caused
this crate to crash?
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Nothing yet, Sir.
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It's a state-of-the-art
research ship,
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with self-repairing
engine parts!
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Crashing should have been
out of the question.
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What's this?!
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Well, you can see
why they crashed.
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Tell me about it.
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How can you fly a space ship,
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and at the exact same time,
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all play Twister?!
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I don't think it was Twister
they were playing.
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Not properly,
that's for sure.
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Twister is a
three-player game.
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Everyone here's just
waded right in!
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Hey!
Wait your turn, buddy!
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What's the rush?
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This is worse than freshers'
week at art school.
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How did they die like this?
It doesn't make sense.
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According to
the psi-scan,
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they were flash-heated to death!
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An instant blast
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of extreme temperature
killing them instantly,
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but preserving their body positions.
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Spooky!!
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Agreed, Sir!
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A cold chill has just run
straight down my spine.
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Eh, that was me - just spilled
some lager down your back.
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Who turned that on?
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The mainframe probably
detected us.
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Check this!
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According to his dog tag,
this man was the captain.
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Tom Cadry.
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Indecipherable gibberish.
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What kind of writing is that?
Gelf?
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Looks like Welsh after
about 15 pints.
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Strange, that dialect is not
on my data base.
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Maybe it is Welsh after
about 15 pints.
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I wonder...
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Sir,
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would you mind
sitting down?
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What,
me?
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Dictation on.
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Permission to strangle you, Sir.
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What?!
Granted!
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So maybe the captain
was strangled,
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by this person here,
who's been stabbed!
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Perhaps the next hub
will offer a clue!
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Thanks for that, Kryten.
Very well explained!
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Jim, I'm so sorry
I'm late!
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That's all right.
It's only been an hour.
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I think I must have eaten
some bad fish last night.
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I've been feeling
really ill.
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Shall we go to your place?
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What happened
to your back?
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Argh - herniated disc.
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I've been having
the worst luck recently.
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Nothing of interest here.
Let's try the next one.
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Look at this!
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A one-armed bandit!
How cool is this?!?
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I need a coin!
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I'm an orphan, ain't I?
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Why can't I take money
from the orphan fund?
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Are you really
going to take it?
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Who's gonna know?
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Only you.
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And your conscience.
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Forrreeeevvvveeerrrr!!
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Just relax, would ya?
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Ooh!
What was that?
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What was what?
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Something just dripped
on my head from the ceiling.
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Where?
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Up there,
I think.
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What the hell is happening?!?!
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Get me outta this thing!!!
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I'll get something to cut it!
Don't move!!
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Like I'm gonna move!!
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Sorry!
258
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,030
I saved you, Bud!
259
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,370
Whatever you do,
don't move!!
260
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,870
I gotta knife in my foot!
You think I can move?!
261
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:15,430
I'm just going to
ease it out.
262
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:16,760
Ease it out, right?!?
263
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,860
Nice and easy.
264
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,450
And you're not just saying
that to make me relax
265
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:22,270
'cause you think the best thing to do
is to jerk that sucker outta there
266
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,180
with one big-assed yank!?
Aaaargh!!
267
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:28,180
I had no choice!
It was the only way to get it out!
268
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,960
I think I've
gone blind!
269
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:36,190
It-it must be something
to do with my foot!
270
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,210
I got foot-in-eye
disease!!
271
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:43,000
Cat, relax man.
It's just a power cut.
272
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,600
What a relief!
273
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:48,610
For a second there I thought
I'd never see myself again!
274
00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:51,680
Plus having to choose
an outfit every day
275
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,650
that matches
your guide dog!!
276
00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,160
Don't even go there!
277
00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,420
The door's locking!
278
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:03,030
Sir, the doors are double-sealed.
We'll never get through!
279
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:04,330
So what do we do?!
280
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,440
Suggest we head for
the next chamber,
281
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,040
and see if there's
an access port
282
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,340
back to the main hub.
283
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:11,880
Where's your torch?
284
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,510
I left it in the
other chamber!
285
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,640
I left mine, too.
I can't see a thing!
286
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,140
Give my eyes
a minute to adjust.
287
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,900
Oh, wow!
288
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,100
What? They're readjusting?
What'd you see?
289
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,900
That it's really dark?
290
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,010
Can't you see that?
291
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,180
Of course I can see that,
you smeghead!
292
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,330
Well you can see
in the dark, right?
293
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,720
With your super-seey
cat's eyes, right?!
294
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,220
And you can swing
from trees, right?
295
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:39,390
With your super-swinging
monkey arms, right?!
296
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,440
We evolved!
297
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,450
So did we!
298
00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,880
Who'd evolve so that they
can't see in the dark!?
299
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,950
Who'd evolve so they
can't swing from trees?!
300
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,450
You'd never be late
for anything!
301
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,150
Kryten!
302
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,470
Rimmer!
303
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,900
Help!!!
304
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,050
I suppose we've just
gotta sit tight.
305
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,540
I'm gonna fix my foot.
306
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,440
I'll get the first aid kit.
You sit down.
307
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,930
Can't see a thing!
308
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,730
What the hell was that?!?
309
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:46,030
Ship's slipping into the mush.
310
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,550
W-we're gonna die,
I just know it!
311
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,910
How come you're
so damned chill?!?
312
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,990
We've gotta stay cool,
haven't we?
313
00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,050
We don't want the ship
sliding any more.
314
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,750
We'll sit tight here,
fix your foot,
315
00:16:57,910 --> 00:17:00,790
wait for the others to find us,
and then we get out of town.
316
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,780
You're right.
Stay calm.
317
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:03,970
We've got food,
water,
318
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,490
everything we need!
319
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:06,720
You and me,
320
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,120
we can survive in here for days,
weeks, months even!
321
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,690
Just the two of us!
322
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,790
Kryten!!!!!
323
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,650
Sir!
Are you okay?
324
00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:23,750
I think so.
325
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,220
What is that?!
326
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,100
I believe it's a Karma Drive, Sir.
327
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,120
A what?
328
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,960
It's based on the old
Justice World tech,
329
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,390
where the pain an individual
inflicts on another
330
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,290
is redirected
back on them.
331
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,480
With one important difference -
332
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,500
the Karma Drive has two modes.
333
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,400
A punishment setting,
and a reward setting.
334
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,790
What's the point of that?
335
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,650
They were designed for
long-haul space missions.
336
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:55,870
They were intended
to promote teamwork,
337
00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:59,280
reward kindness, understanding,
and ethical behavior.
338
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,000
So, how does it work, exactly?
339
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,500
Well it creates a Karma field
that analyzes behavior,
340
00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:08,290
and then manipulates reality
to reward or punish.
341
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,420
So when you behave ethically,
the ship rewards you.
342
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,680
How?
343
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,190
Your coffee is fresh,
your shower is warm,
344
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,780
your food is tasty.
345
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,200
Well that doesn't make sense.
346
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,880
Morality changes across
time and cultures.
347
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,360
Once slavery was
an accepted way of life.
348
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,470
Now it's considered
repugnant.
349
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,040
Who decides what's
immoral and moral?
350
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,590
Well, it's programmable, Sir.
351
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:31,070
And that's what made
the Karma Drive
352
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,840
such a dangerous
piece of kit.
353
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,650
Anyone can implement
the moral code of their choice,
354
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,540
and then force others
to live by it.
355
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:39,850
I wonder if that's what happened
to me on Red Dwarf
356
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,610
when I lost at Mineopoly.
357
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:45,500
Did Red Dwarf enter
the Karma Drive's field?
358
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,130
Was the drive manipulating
the dice somehow?
359
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,600
I don't understand, Sir.
360
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,970
I threw a 2 and a 1
seven times in a row.
361
00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:53,100
What are the odds of that?
362
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,280
62 million to 1, Sir.
363
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,440
About the same as being killed
by a tangerine.
364
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,890
Why punish me?
I wasn't doing anything wrong!
365
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,420
Kryten, this Karma Drive
is too unpredictable.
366
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,120
We've gotta get
out of here pronto.
367
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,150
Sir, there is no
cause for alarm.
368
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,570
we're under no danger
369
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,710
as long as we don't do
anything vindictive,
370
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,510
selfish,
or unethical.
371
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,280
Kryten, we're in big trouble.
372
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:21,060
Sir, you just have to
be nice to me.
373
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,580
Big, big trouble.
374
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:26,030
The Karma Drive report has just
come down from central ops,
375
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,240
and it doesn't make for
pleasant reading.
376
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,830
You both have committed
a whole range of misdemeanors.
377
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,450
There's a Karma Drive
on board?
378
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,280
Last week alone:
379
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,730
Extra-marital sex 18 times?
380
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:38,430
Extra-marital fondling 67 times!
381
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,070
Extra-marital licking whipped cream off...
We get the picture!
382
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,190
It goes on!
383
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:46,590
You, Rachel, have lied this week to
your husband and others 93 times?!
384
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:47,740
That's just not true!
385
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,240
94 times!
386
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,580
You've been unkind 20 times,
criticized others 40 times,
387
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,260
and not said "thank you" twice?!
388
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,260
Captain,
389
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,270
We're in love.
390
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,050
When you signed up
for this tour of duty,
391
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:02,200
you agreed to abide by the moral code
selected for this ship.
392
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,850
So we're all supposed to
live the Mega Core dream,
393
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:08,670
where the married stay married,
and sons call their fathers, "Sir!"
394
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,340
and everyone eats lots of
homemade apple pie!
395
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,500
You got it - so start squirting
your whip cream on apple pie,
396
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,130
and not on one another's
body parts!
397
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,020
Hey!
398
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,560
Good job on the foot, Bud!
399
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,650
Even managed
to save the boot!
400
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,080
We've gotta think
of a way to get out of here.
401
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,360
Nah, just give me like 10 minutes.
I'll bet I come up with a plan.
402
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,060
I get great ideas all the time.
I just don't say 'em out loud!
403
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,880
You say everything
you think out loud.
404
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:42,080
I'm like that inventor guy -
b-begins with "R".
405
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,270
Rosenthal?
Sidney Rosenthal?
406
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,080
Who?
407
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,180
Invented the magic marker.
408
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,580
Magic marker?!
409
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,950
The guy I'm talking about
is real!
410
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:53,450
He ain't no wizard out of
a book with his magic pen!!
411
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,310
Inventor guy.
Begins with an "R"...
412
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,070
I-I-I got it!
I got it!
413
00:20:58,070 --> 00:20:59,510
The inventor guy I'm like!
414
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:00,640
Begins with "R"!
415
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,660
Who?
416
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,360
Archimedes!
417
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,310
Archimedes.
418
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,710
Archimedes!
419
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,520
The guy that sat under trees
and invented stuff!
420
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:11,700
That was Newton.
421
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,600
You never heard this story?
422
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,950
So, one day Archimedes
is sitting under a tree.
423
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,830
The all of a sudden
out of nowhere,
424
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,310
this bath hits him
on the head
425
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,310
POW!!
426
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:27,510
And he gets up, shouts "formica",
and invents gravy!
427
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:32,320
It was Newton who was sat
under the tree.
428
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,340
and he discovered gravity
429
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,540
when he got hit on the
head by an apple.
430
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,440
An apple can't concuss ya!
431
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,410
That ain't gonna make you
stagger around,
432
00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:42,810
shout "formica"
and invent gravy!
433
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:49,930
Formica is a heat-resistant,
wipe clean, plastic laminate.
434
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,520
Who'd shout "formica"?
435
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,260
It doesn't make any sense.
436
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,360
No one shouts "formica"!
437
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,530
You get hit on the
head with a bath,
438
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,560
everyone shouts "formica"!
439
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,670
Look, Archimedes discovered
440
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,440
something to do with
water displacement
441
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:08,810
when he was sat in the bath,
and he shouted "eureka!"
442
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,800
So,
443
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,930
Mr. Ellen Einstein,
444
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:17,480
Answer me this:
445
00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:20,220
Who invented gravy?
No one?
446
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,490
Did it just magically
appear one day
447
00:22:22,490 --> 00:22:24,820
like your stupid
wizard pen?!
448
00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:28,970
Gotta have
some pain killers.
449
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,160
Okay, listen.
450
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:33,940
Answer me this:
451
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,070
How does a bath
fall out of a tree?
452
00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:38,270
A plane, dummy!
453
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:40,750
Taking off!
454
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,780
They probably forgot
to shut the back door!
455
00:22:43,790 --> 00:22:47,020
And the bath slid all the way
from first class.
456
00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:48,260
WHOOSH!
457
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,020
Through the curtains,
into business -
458
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,020
WHOOSH!
459
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,910
Through the curtains,
into premium -
460
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:53,900
WHOOSH!
461
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:57,600
Through the curtains,
and straight into the poor people section.
462
00:22:58,490 --> 00:22:59,500
Who incidentally,
463
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,810
probably still haven't
even had a bag of peanuts,
464
00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:04,010
while the dudes in first
have already eaten,
465
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:07,390
watched a movie,
and are all now having a bath!
466
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,390
Meanwhile Arcie's
sitting under his tree.
467
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,410
CLANG!
468
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:13,910
Invents gravy.
469
00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,070
And because everyone's
so damned happy
470
00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,610
because everybody
loves gravy, right?
471
00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:23,760
they gave him a special hat
to wear at night
472
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,530
to cover up the bruising!
473
00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:29,470
Special hat?
474
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,800
They gave him a knighthood.
475
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,180
A "knight" "hood".
476
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:39,030
Not a special hat to wear
at night to cover up the bruising!
477
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,350
Man,
478
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:44,320
I try to teach you stuff...
I don't know why I bother!
479
00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:47,410
What's that saying?!
480
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,420
You can lead a
hearse to water,
481
00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:51,320
but you can't
make it sink!
482
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,550
K-Kryten!!!
483
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,670
Help!!!
484
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:04,090
720 meters, Sir.
485
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,850
The ship's nearly
at crush depth.
486
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,570
The Karma Drive is controlling
everything on board.
487
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,570
We have to be kind
to one another
488
00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:13,740
to stand any chance to save
Mr. Lister and Mr. Cat!
489
00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:15,630
An excellent suggestion, Kryten.
490
00:24:15,630 --> 00:24:17,060
That's very insightful of you
491
00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,270
to make such a
helpful recommendation,
492
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,980
and I thank you greatly.
493
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,320
Static!!
494
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,340
I was complimenting you!
495
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,000
Why did it punish me?
496
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,100
Perhaps it wasn't
genuine, Sir.
497
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,720
I've got to be genuinely nice?
498
00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:35,760
Oh, this is impossible!
499
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,190
Oh dear.
500
00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:38,290
What?
501
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,030
I think I know what
killed the crew, Sir.
502
00:24:41,030 --> 00:24:43,130
The ship's quantum
motherboards
503
00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:45,390
are power loading
to flash-heat the ship!
504
00:24:45,390 --> 00:24:46,840
We're going to get
flash heated?!
505
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,120
How long have we got?!
506
00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:49,990
I'm not sure, Sir.
507
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,640
Ugh.
Why am I asking you?
508
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,590
Someone with a head
shaped like something
509
00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:56,430
produced in a
geriatrics pottery class?
510
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,110
The power loading
has stopped, Sir!
511
00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:03,610
The temperature's cooling?
512
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,620
Why?
513
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,490
Of course!
That's it!
514
00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:11,240
Man, she was the
greatest soldier in history!
515
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,720
Led her people
to victory!!
516
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:15,470
Julie Caesar.
517
00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:20,740
Kryten!
Thank God!!
518
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,140
Thank God!
519
00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,110
No one should have to
suffer like this!
520
00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:25,110
He's right!
521
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,720
If I wasn't there
for him to talk to
522
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,960
he'd probably
have gone crazy!
523
00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:31,960
Kryten, man!
It's so good to see ya!
524
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,240
Sir!
Stop!
525
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,160
Stop what?!
526
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:38,200
You stand there with your
1970s cover band haircut,
527
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,370
and I say to you:
Don't be nice to me!
528
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,310
We know what
happened to Barker,
529
00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:49,850
And Green!
530
00:25:52,730 --> 00:25:54,160
What happened to you?
531
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,430
Your hair's insane!
532
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,540
I went to the ship's salon
for a makeover
533
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,570
look what the
robo-stylist did to me.
534
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:02,060
Yeah - similar thing happened
to me at the dentist.
535
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,610
Every chance it gets,
the Karma Drive
536
00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:05,690
is punishing us.
537
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,410
The showers are freezing,
the air con is icy,
538
00:26:08,410 --> 00:26:10,810
I had to wait
2 hours yesterday....
539
00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:15,740
Have you tasted the food?
540
00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,620
Jim!
I can't take this anymore!
541
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,730
We've got no choice.
542
00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:23,130
Yes we do.
543
00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:26,440
I am a computer scientist,
for God's sake!
544
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,770
If I can access
the KD's mainframe,
545
00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:31,480
then perhaps I can
reverse the protocol.
546
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,180
Give us some respite.
547
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:35,530
Even if it is
only for one night.
548
00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:36,890
Reverse?
549
00:26:36,890 --> 00:26:39,170
So it rewards the unethical
and punishes the good?
550
00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:40,670
Just one night.
551
00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,350
Then, we'll stop
seeing each other,
552
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:44,850
'til we get back home.
553
00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:47,480
Barker and Green reversed
the protocols,
554
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:50,390
and as a consequence,
good behavior was punished
555
00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:53,020
and immoral behavior
was rewarded!
556
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:54,300
Kryten just
figured it out.
557
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,640
Saved all our necks.
558
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,240
Kryten, if you weren't
so ugly, I could kiss you.
559
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,960
Well, you could
shake my hand, Sir.
560
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,560
Still too ugly.
561
00:27:02,510 --> 00:27:04,850
You see?
Unkindness rewarded.
562
00:27:04,850 --> 00:27:06,490
This is all beginning
to make sense.
563
00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:07,770
I mean, think back.
564
00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:10,500
I mean the Cat, nicked the money
out of orphans' fund,
565
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:11,960
to play the one armed bandit,
566
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,440
And I won the jackpot!
567
00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:14,710
You were rewarded
for stealing.
568
00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:17,370
And I put the winnings
back into the orphans' can,
569
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:19,110
and got me locks caught
in the shredder!
570
00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:20,890
You were punished
for being benevolent.
571
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,100
I saved him,
and got a knife in my foot!
572
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,310
I fixed his foot,
573
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,220
And he got to spend
quality time with me!
574
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:30,930
Moving swiftly on...
575
00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:32,760
Who reversed
the protocols and why?
576
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,990
Well, best guess -
577
00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:35,840
Green and Barker
were having an affair
578
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,740
and wanted to
spend time together.
579
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,700
How sad is that?
580
00:27:39,850 --> 00:27:41,830
I mean basically
their love for one another
581
00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:43,280
brought down
the entire ship.
582
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:45,520
One thing
I don't understand,
583
00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:50,280
Well, actually there are about
40 things I don't understand.
584
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,960
How come Green and Barker
585
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,290
weren't flash-heated
with the rest of the crew?
586
00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:58,090
While the rest of the crew
survived by acting immorally,
587
00:27:58,090 --> 00:28:00,640
Green and Barker
realized they could escape,
588
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,750
so long as that escape
was unethical.
589
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,460
So they took the ship's
only escape pod and fled!
590
00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,930
And then they went into
cryo-sleep for millions of years.
591
00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:09,940
Where they were safe!
592
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:13,080
But when they tried to warn us
about the Karma field,
593
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,400
an act of kindness...
594
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,030
The Karma Drive
had them vaporized.
595
00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,420
So where does that
leave us?
596
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:20,420
It leaves us getting the hell
out of here really carefully!
597
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:21,930
We just have to
remember to avoid
598
00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:24,310
being honest, moral, kind,
selfless, and helpful.
599
00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:25,210
That's not fair.
600
00:28:25,216 --> 00:28:27,620
You've got such
an advantage!
601
00:28:28,970 --> 00:28:30,400
Hey, what's that?
602
00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:33,670
Fuel Tax,
miss three goes.
603
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:35,000
Hey!
604
00:28:35,010 --> 00:28:36,590
How come you got so many
605
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,190
Mineopoly cards
in your pocket?!
606
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:43,790
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