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This looks nothing
like a chair.
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Yeah, maybe we should
throw it away.
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Whoa, whoa. Hold up. Hold up.
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What?
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We have got a very special
guest at the Bench today.
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Is that Gladys from the DMW?
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This is too weird.
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There's a demon
buying paper towels.
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Oh, my brain is itchy.
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Wh-wh-wh-wh-what,
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do demons live just
like regular people?
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I mean, do they sleep?
Do they eat?
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Apparently they go
to the bathroom.
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A lot.
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I've got so many more questions.
I need answers.
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Sock. Sock,
don't do anything stupid.
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Sam, I am almost certainly
going to do something stupid.
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It's in my blood.
You know that.
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- Andi. Andi!
- What?
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I think I lost something
in this register.
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No, what do you mean?
Ted said that I gotta--
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Forget about Ted.
I'll buy you a shot later.
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- Please just go.
- Easy, weirdo.
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Yeah, right. I'm the weirdo.
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I'm open on 4. Open on 4.
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So, glad bags,
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I was just watching you
shopping around the Bench,
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and I got to wondering
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what does a pretty young
demon like yourself
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do when she's not shippin'
souls off to hell.
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Do you take these?
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Coupons?
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El diablo not forkin'
out the big bucks, huh?
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Just ring me up so I never
have to come back here.
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Come on, Gladys.
Don't be such a sourpuss, ok?
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Listen, hey,
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I'll load up your car.
We'll go inside,
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and I'll buy you a smoothie.
What do you say?
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Hot dog, maybe?
Churro. No? All right.
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You're welcome.
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Whoa, what are you
gonna do, Gladys?
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You gonna hit me in the
middle of the parking lot
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with all these people watchin'?
You don't got the stones.
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Not even clo--
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Have a nice day.
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Season 1, Episode 8 - The Cop
For www.forom.com
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Dedication, drive, desire...
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and fantastic personal hygiene.
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Don't think I didn't notice,
Frank Poole.
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Get up here and accept your
employee of the month award.
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Hey, Frankie!
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Always did smell good.
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So it's your birthday
in a couple days.
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- What do you wanna do?
- I don't know.
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Why don't we just do
somethin' low-key,
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you know, maybe go to a movie,
maybe you guys, Josie, Greg.
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As for our next category,
dog of the month,
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for the employee that shows
an utter lack of, well...
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everything.
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Ok. Winner, winner,
chicken dinner, Theodore.
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- I will accept your award with--
- Dog of the month goes to Sam.
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- Whoa, what?
- What?
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No, no, no.
I demand a recount, Ted.
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I've had that award going
on 9 months now in a row.
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As dog of the month, your
responsibility will be to clean the gum
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out of the inside
of the dumpster.
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You are indeed the
better man, Sam.
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You have earned it.
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What the hell?
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Wine?
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1982 Château Mouton-Rothschild.
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Only the best for you.
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Prost.
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Oh, you might wanna take
off that rubber, buddy.
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- Ok, so what's the catch?
- No catch. This is all for you.
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That lobster will
melt in your mouth.
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There's no way you're
being this nice to me.
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Hey, I'm not Ted. What a dick.
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Dog of the month?
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You just put that
out of your mind.
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You, Sam,
are my employee of the month.
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- What is that?
- Open it.
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Ah. Put it on.
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Oh, that looks good, handsome.
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This is really nice.
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Just a small token
of my appreciation.
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When you look at it,
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I hope you can think of me fondly,
if you can.
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But I'll be happy if
you just wear it.
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And finally...
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the case file for the
next escaped soul.
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"Curtis Dean Mays."
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Yeah. One mean dude,
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multiple murderer.
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The authorities caught him 10 years ago,
put a needle in his arm.
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But he's back,
and he's killing again.
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People will say it's the work
of a copycat, but it's Mays.
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He wants revenge.
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You're giving me all this,
and there's no catch?
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Will you please just
take it for what it is?
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My way of making your
life a little nicer.
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Can you get somebody to
clean out the dumpster?
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When you're ready, sir.
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- Press enter.
- No, don't.
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Right there. There.
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All right, look,
last time she was here,
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she bought electrical
tape and some tarps.
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- What are you guys doin'?
- Hey.
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Oh, Sock's checkin'
the computer
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to see what Gladys
buys while she's here.
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Oh, enough with Gladys already.
You guys, come on.
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No, look, look,
look, look, look.
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On September 3,
she bought twine, a shovel,
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- and 4 boxes of rat poison.
- So?
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Well, Sam,
a demon doesn't wanna poison rats.
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In fact, they're probably one
of their 4 major food groups.
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Maybe she isn't using
the poison on rats.
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Maybe it's up to us to figure
out what she is using it on.
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You guys,
Gladys is gonna have to wait, ok?
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We have more important
business right now.
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That's a mean-lookin' dude.
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I'm sorry, but if you name
your kid Curtis Dean Mays,
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you're beggin' for
him to be a killer.
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See any birds in these tattoos?
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I don't think so. Why?
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Ah, birdie.
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Yeah. I don't know
what it means yet.
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I--I don't know what
we're lookin' for.
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The devil says Mays
is out for revenge.
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- Against who?
- I don't know.
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We've got all the names of the
people involved in the trial.
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We've got defense lawyer,
prosecutor, judge.
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Maybe one of them can tell
us where to start looking.
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Remove all metallic items
from your pockets, please.
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- What is wrong with you? Stop it.
- Ah, this tattoo is so itchy.
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Oh, great.
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Got another one.
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What does it mean?
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- Bird 6.
- Red--red 6.
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Uh, sex bird. Sexy bird.
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Sex--dirty bird.
Dirty, sexy bird.
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Please, remove any metallic
items from your pockets.
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Hey, what's-- what's that?
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That's Andi's birthday present.
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- Wanna see it?
- Yeah.
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She saw it in the store,
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and I went back
and got it for her.
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- Nice, huh?
- My god.
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- Yep, yep.
- What?
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Dude, you cannot
give that to her.
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Yeah. Yeah, I can.
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- Uh, doctor, if you would, please?
- Absolutely.
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Do not give that to her.
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- Why not?
- 'Cause it has a diamond on it, Sam.
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Yeah, a really small diamond.
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Sam, that's a present you
would give your wife, ok?
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You guys, it's stupid.
We're friends.
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- I'm giving her a friend present.
- Wife present.
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- Shut up.
- Sam,
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it's something Greg
would give her,
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and you're not her boyfriend.
He is.
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- Go ahead.
- I mean, think about it.
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You give that to her,
you're basically saying
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you want the
relationship to change.
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- You sure you wanna do that?
- Go ahead.
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All right, fine.
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- I'll get her something else.
- Thank you.
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Do you have any metallic
items in your pocket?
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Let's go.
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- Which way?
- This way.
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Go ahead.
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- So, uh, what's your book about?
- True crime, sir.
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We're writing about
Curtis Dean Mays.
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Mays. Nasty piece of work.
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Well, good thing we eat
nasty for breakfast.
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Mays kept the police runnin'
around in circles for a long time,
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always changed his M.O.,
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never used the
same weapon twice.
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Uh, was there anybody Mays
blamed for his conviction?
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Everyone but himself.
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He even attacked his own defense
lawyer when the verdict came in.
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Funny. He's dead now.
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- The lawyer?
- Yeah.
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They found his body 2 days
ago shot in the head.
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Oh, my god.
Do--do you have any leads?
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Well, I'm not at liberty to
discuss any ongoing investigation,
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but it looks like we might
have a copycat killer.
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Ooh. Copyca...
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Hey, Evan.
I've got those briefs for you.
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize
that you were in a meeting.
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Oh, it's ok. These guys are
writing about Curtis Dean Mays.
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Hmm. What a
fascinating subject.
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What inspired you
to write about him?
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- We wouldn't want to bore you.
- Could never happen.
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I am a huge fan of
the true crime genre.
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- Who is that?
- Surely there were some books
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that have influenced your work.
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Murder, she wrote,
the book...version.
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And clue,
the board game... book.
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They made a book.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, my god. It's Judge Collins.
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Hey, listen to this.
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Judge Collins presided over the
Curtis Dean Mays murder trial.
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Yeah, he killed his lawyer,
now the judge.
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He's getting revenge
against the system
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- that put him to death.
- And you know who's next, right?
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Yeah, Franzen.
He's the Prosecutor.
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Has that been there
the whole time?
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- All right. Taser.
- Nice.
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Finally. Somethin' that
can do some real damage.
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All right, we got franzen's
address in the case file.
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I say we stake out his house
tonight and taser a soul.
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Uh, no, no, no. No can do, Sam.
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What? Why?
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- "Wh-what?"
- Yeah?
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Well, because, Sam.
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because--because Ben and I have lives,
all right?
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We have things that
need to get done
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that don't necessarily
include following souls
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around town with you. Ok?
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Can you wrap your little
head around that?
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- So you're goin' to Gladys' house.
- That's exactly it.
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You have your mission, Sam.
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- Maybe this is my mission.
- Your mission is to stalk a demon?
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Perhaps. Perhaps it is.
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Ok. Well, we'll talk later.
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- Hey, Andi.
- Hey.
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- And Greg.
- What's up, Sam?
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- What happened to your hair?
- Uh, nothing.
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Oh. So that's on purpose.
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Ok, I'm gonna get back to work,
so I guess--
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- Yeah. See ya. Yeah.
- Heh. Ok.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Sam, come here.
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I need your help.
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I'm planning this huge
surprise party for Andi
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at this club a
buddy of mine owns.
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What I need you to do
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is pretend your movie
thing is still on,
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but then bring her
to the club instead.
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You down?
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Um, Greg, I'm pretty sure she
doesn't want a huge party.
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Yeah, but this is
gonna be awesome.
245
00:12:53,198 --> 00:12:55,701
Yeah, but she said she just
wanted things to be low-key.
246
00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:57,171
Look, I just need to know
if you're gonna be cool
247
00:12:57,207 --> 00:13:01,032
- and help me. Are you?
- Yeah. Yeah. I'm--I'm cool.
248
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,610
- Great.
- Great.
249
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:04,323
- Thanks, buddy.
- No problem.
250
00:13:04,388 --> 00:13:05,983
Buddy.
251
00:13:16,107 --> 00:13:19,321
You know, Gladys' house is
pretty normal, actually.
252
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,410
I was thinkin' the
exact same thing.
253
00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:28,012
- Give me your cup.
- That's hot chocolate?
254
00:13:28,077 --> 00:13:31,182
- Key lime martini.
- Mmm. Classy.
255
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,872
All the way, baby.
256
00:13:35,735 --> 00:13:36,760
Hello.
257
00:13:37,088 --> 00:13:38,721
Hey, Sammy boy.
How we doin' over there?
258
00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:41,333
Yeah, I'm at the District
Attorney's house, but it's quiet.
259
00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:43,010
I don't think the soul's
comin' after him.
260
00:13:43,045 --> 00:13:45,400
Ok. Well, whatever.
Did you miss me?
261
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,601
More than you'll ever
know, sweetheart.
262
00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,673
Oh, gotta go. Gotta go.
263
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,691
What? What are they doin'?
264
00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:58,123
- You're a witch!
- You see the arm on that guy?
265
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,853
- Nice ***, buddy.
- You're a monster!
266
00:14:00,956 --> 00:14:03,800
- Get off my lawn!
- Ohh. Oh, get down. Ohh.
267
00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:07,751
Yeah, you better run,
or I'll cook your brains in stew!
268
00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:10,110
It's the witch! Monster!
269
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:16,891
Did you hear that?
270
00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:19,992
She cooks kids.
271
00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:24,020
- We have got to get in that house.
- Y-yeah. Pronto.
272
00:15:02,475 --> 00:15:03,792
Who's there?
273
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,173
Got ya.
274
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:22,083
Oh--oh, no.
275
00:15:25,588 --> 00:15:29,553
Uh, listen, I am--
I am so, so sorry.
276
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,662
I--I would never,
definitely ne--
277
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:33,581
I had no idea who
you were, sir.
278
00:15:34,505 --> 00:15:36,261
Uh... where'd you get this?
279
00:15:36,415 --> 00:15:40,953
That was, uh,
a gift f-from a friend.
280
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,533
Well, Mr.
Oliver, I'm gonna have to take you in.
281
00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:45,671
C-can't you just let me
off with a warning or--
282
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:48,600
- You assaulted a law enforcement official.
- By accident.
283
00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:50,371
Turn around.
Put your hands behind your back.
284
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:51,711
O-ok, ok.
285
00:15:52,108 --> 00:15:55,351
- You're not gonna--
- All right.
286
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,421
Thap's a nice watch.
Where'd you get it?
287
00:15:59,716 --> 00:16:02,741
Uh, it was also a
gift from a friend.
288
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:04,800
Take it off. I wanna see it.
289
00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:06,650
Yeah, yeah. You--
you know what?
290
00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:08,133
You can have it I-if you want
291
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,890
just as a token of my
appreciation or whatever.
292
00:16:11,257 --> 00:16:13,001
It's... yours.
293
00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:15,782
It's a great watch.
294
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:20,791
Don't let me catch you in
this neighborhood ever again.
295
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:23,083
- Ever. Ever.
- Never again. You won't.
296
00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:30,390
So he'd get all foamy at the mouth
and twitchy when you zapped him?
297
00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:32,290
- Not really.
- Too bad. You probably did it wrong.
298
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,472
He's got the vessel, though.
299
00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:35,572
I gotta figure out a way to get it back.
What should I do?
300
00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:37,560
Should drink beer.
It'll help you think.
301
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:38,832
Wait. What did you say?
302
00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:40,643
- Nothing.
- Tell me.
303
00:16:41,128 --> 00:16:43,151
- I didn't say anything--
- Hey.
304
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:45,300
Is Greg throwing me
a surprise party?
305
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,532
No, not that I know of.
306
00:16:49,865 --> 00:16:51,131
- Sam...
- Yeah?
307
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:52,501
You know me.
308
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:55,033
- You know I don't want this party.
- I know that.
309
00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:56,850
And as my friend,
you are obligated to be honest
310
00:16:56,887 --> 00:16:59,282
and answer this question,
so I'm gonna ask you one more time.
311
00:16:59,315 --> 00:17:01,603
Is Greg throwing me
a surprise party?
312
00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:07,362
- Oh, my god. Sock is on fire.
- Weak.
313
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,421
Man, I can't believe that.
314
00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:11,511
I told Greg I wanted
it to be simple.
315
00:17:11,637 --> 00:17:13,800
He's your boyfriend.
He wants it to be special.
316
00:17:13,838 --> 00:17:16,070
Ok, yes,
we've been on a few dates,
317
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,802
but he hardly qualifies
as my boyfriend yet.
318
00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:21,952
- Well, nobody told Greg.
- Well, he doesn't even know me.
319
00:17:22,028 --> 00:17:24,093
He doesn't even try to know me.
320
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,901
You want somebody who
pays attention to things.
321
00:17:27,355 --> 00:17:29,760
Yes, and understands me. Tries.
322
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,932
Knows what you like and
what you don't like.
323
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:34,223
- Exactly.
- Like Sam.
324
00:17:34,525 --> 00:17:36,220
No. I mean, you know what?
No. No,
325
00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,372
because me and Sam are friends,
Jo, and I've done that before.
326
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,202
I've dated somebody
who I was friends with,
327
00:17:40,236 --> 00:17:43,281
and then we broke up,
and we never spoke again. It sucks.
328
00:17:43,316 --> 00:17:44,502
But if Sam and I
weren't friends,
329
00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:46,161
I really don't know
what I would do.
330
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,552
You don't know that
that would happen.
331
00:17:47,585 --> 00:17:49,301
Right. I don't know that.
332
00:17:49,386 --> 00:17:51,493
But I know that you and
Sock used to be friends.
333
00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:52,931
Are you now?
334
00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,460
No, we're not.
335
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:57,730
Well, there you go.
336
00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:07,501
Ok, she's at work.
DMV closes at 5:00,
337
00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:10,342
so we have until then to
commit yet another felony.
338
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,341
- Kind of gets you pumped, right?
- Yes, it does.
339
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:13,830
Let's do a little biz-nas.
340
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,332
- Man. Come on.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
341
00:18:25,768 --> 00:18:27,752
Did not expect this.
342
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,483
Jeez.
343
00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:35,431
You think all demons
decorate like this?
344
00:18:35,485 --> 00:18:36,810
Check this out.
345
00:18:37,155 --> 00:18:39,533
Why would a demon be
into angel figurines?
346
00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:41,651
It's like a cat bangin' a dog.
347
00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:43,963
Oh, Ben!
348
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,192
That's not funny.
349
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,660
It's flowers.
350
00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:14,442
No. No, no, no, no.
There's gotta be somethin' else.
351
00:19:14,476 --> 00:19:15,421
- I'm--
- Soc--
352
00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:17,502
No, Gladys is a freaky hell demon,
all right?
353
00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:19,132
There's gotta be
somethin' else,
354
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,622
like a--like body parts
buried below or some...
355
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,830
- I'm tellin' you.
- Get out of here!
356
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,662
Go! Come on! Come on!
357
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:36,900
- Get out of here!
- Come on!
358
00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:38,561
Oh, god.
359
00:19:39,176 --> 00:19:40,421
Benji, get the keys!
360
00:19:40,585 --> 00:19:42,140
Get the keys! Get the keys!
361
00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:43,511
Ohh! Ok! I can't--
362
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:47,303
- Open the car. Open the car, Ben!
- Hey, I can't think under pressure.
363
00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:48,923
Get out of my way!
364
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:52,503
Ok, it's open.
365
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:55,021
Oh, my god.
366
00:19:55,156 --> 00:19:58,333
You come out of there,
you rotten little pukes!
367
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,190
- Get away from us, you monster!
- I am not a monster!
368
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,762
This is my mom's car!
369
00:20:07,468 --> 00:20:10,431
Come on! Get out! Cowards!
370
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,321
It was the--it was them.
371
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:25,222
They were in my house.
372
00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:56,303
Where the hell have you been?
373
00:20:56,826 --> 00:21:00,090
Oh. You missed me. I'm touched.
374
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,522
- Yeah, I almost got arrested.
- I know.
375
00:21:02,685 --> 00:21:05,151
Cop took the vessel.
A-and the watch.
376
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,871
- What is that about?
- Well, I imagine he recognized it.
377
00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:08,912
What do you mean?
378
00:21:09,048 --> 00:21:11,993
Well, it used to belong to Curtis
Dean Mays' Defense Attorney.
379
00:21:12,027 --> 00:21:14,141
The Defense Attorney
who Mays just killed?
380
00:21:17,948 --> 00:21:19,881
You gave me a dead guy's watch?
381
00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:22,950
No, specifically I gave you
a dead murder victim's watch,
382
00:21:22,986 --> 00:21:24,772
and I imagine the good
detective is checking it out
383
00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:26,562
right now as we speak.
384
00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:29,182
He's gonna think
I killed that guy.
385
00:21:29,485 --> 00:21:32,482
Probably. Then when he checks the
courthouse surveillance video,
386
00:21:32,515 --> 00:21:34,720
he's gonna see you were there
when Judge Collins was murdered.
387
00:21:34,756 --> 00:21:36,822
Well, I guess you see
where this is goin'.
388
00:21:36,856 --> 00:21:39,392
Oh, my g--I-I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go to prison!
389
00:21:39,487 --> 00:21:42,611
- Yeah. That's messed up.
- What--I can't believe this.
390
00:21:42,876 --> 00:21:44,351
- I can't--
- You know, you're frustrated.
391
00:21:44,385 --> 00:21:45,661
You need an outlet.
392
00:21:45,895 --> 00:21:48,133
- Hit me.
- What?
393
00:21:48,435 --> 00:21:49,641
Come on.
394
00:21:49,886 --> 00:21:51,513
Go all barry bonds on my ass.
395
00:21:51,737 --> 00:21:53,453
- It'll make you feel better.
- Shut up!
396
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,120
Opportunity of a lifetime, pal.
397
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,150
It's going. 5, 4, 3--
398
00:21:59,538 --> 00:22:01,883
It's all you got? Come on!
399
00:22:13,715 --> 00:22:17,651
- Feel better?
- I hate you so much.
400
00:22:17,695 --> 00:22:19,470
Well, you know I gotta say
401
00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:22,183
it was very classy of you
not to go for the crotch.
402
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,421
- Ted, what happened?
- Well, my little felon,
403
00:22:34,506 --> 00:22:35,930
the police stopped by,
404
00:22:36,257 --> 00:22:38,003
and they were asking
questions about you.
405
00:22:38,038 --> 00:22:39,562
They wanted to
search your locker,
406
00:22:39,595 --> 00:22:41,612
and of course I gave
them full access.
407
00:22:41,748 --> 00:22:43,441
Um, Ted,
you have the combination.
408
00:22:43,527 --> 00:22:46,820
- Why didn't you just open it for them?
- Do not question my methods, Sam.
409
00:22:46,856 --> 00:22:50,001
A Detective Stafford would like
you to come in for questioning.
410
00:22:50,025 --> 00:22:51,553
You take off the apron.
411
00:22:51,927 --> 00:22:53,732
I will not have you
doin' a perp walk
412
00:22:53,768 --> 00:22:55,281
wh1ile wearin' the blue.
413
00:22:58,446 --> 00:22:59,991
Fix that when it's done.
414
00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:15,402
- What's this?
- A book.
415
00:23:15,616 --> 00:23:17,522
Um, Sock,
reading gives you migraines.
416
00:23:17,758 --> 00:23:19,073
I know, I know, but I could not
417
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,123
get those angel
figurines out of my head.
418
00:23:21,158 --> 00:23:23,173
I had to figure out why
Gladys was so into them.
419
00:23:23,207 --> 00:23:24,501
Check this out.
420
00:23:24,726 --> 00:23:27,771
Did you know that Satan used
to be an angel named Lucifer?
421
00:23:28,227 --> 00:23:31,850
Yeah. One day, he rounded up all
these badass rebel angels, right,
422
00:23:32,075 --> 00:23:33,452
and declared a war on god.
423
00:23:33,725 --> 00:23:35,373
Yeah, I remember this
in Sunday school.
424
00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:37,243
Every demon used
to be an angel.
425
00:23:37,308 --> 00:23:38,753
Ok, you're Gladys, all right?
426
00:23:38,957 --> 00:23:40,962
You're an angel.
You're just chillin' up in heaven.
427
00:23:40,997 --> 00:23:42,851
One day,
you decide to back the wrong dude,
428
00:23:42,887 --> 00:23:45,082
and, boom,
you spend the rest of eternity in hell.
429
00:23:45,118 --> 00:23:47,911
- But, Sock, she's pure evil.
- How do we know that?
430
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:49,440
How do we know that?!
431
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,851
I think that you would
be pretty pissed off
432
00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:54,353
if you had a bunch apof crappy
little kids teasin' you all day.
433
00:23:54,388 --> 00:23:55,561
Ok?
434
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:58,990
Listen--all right.
435
00:24:00,637 --> 00:24:02,552
I'm gonna tell
you something, ok?
436
00:24:02,986 --> 00:24:04,582
In the second grade...
437
00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:08,633
I was this height.
438
00:24:10,726 --> 00:24:14,400
7 years old, 6 feet tall.
439
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:17,941
All the kids decided
to call me...
440
00:24:18,538 --> 00:24:22,661
Growth Spurt Bert
or Bert the Spurt,
441
00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:26,323
Beanstalk Bert, Bert the Beansock,
Sock the Beanstalk.
442
00:24:26,617 --> 00:24:28,323
Are you--you following
my drift here?
443
00:24:28,356 --> 00:24:30,852
Then my mom,
my mom decided that was funny,
444
00:24:31,127 --> 00:24:32,871
and then eventually
my whole family
445
00:24:32,898 --> 00:24:35,081
at the dinner table
started calling me...
446
00:24:38,397 --> 00:24:42,152
- Names hurt, Ben, a lot.
- Hey, listen to me.
447
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,540
I think you grew into
your body really nicely.
448
00:24:45,357 --> 00:24:46,473
Thank you.
449
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:49,883
Guys, I need your help.
450
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,373
All right,
we gotta go to my house
451
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,132
so I can pick up one
of my sport coats.
452
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:55,270
- Uh, you don't own a sport coat.
- We gotta go to your dad's house
453
00:24:55,305 --> 00:24:56,673
so I can pick up one
of his sport coats.
454
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,283
Don't you worry, all right?
455
00:24:58,305 --> 00:25:01,122
I've talked myself out of many,
many drunk-and-disorderlies.
456
00:25:01,157 --> 00:25:02,631
- Not a problem.
- Sam!
457
00:25:06,728 --> 00:25:08,692
- Hang on.
- For Greg?
458
00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:14,130
Hey. Get in.
459
00:25:17,578 --> 00:25:18,591
What's up?
460
00:25:18,678 --> 00:25:20,620
You told Andi about
the surprise party?
461
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:24,890
Uh, she kind of guessed, Greg.
I-I'm sorry.
462
00:25:25,347 --> 00:25:28,512
Ok, new plan.
463
00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:31,691
We do nothing for her birthday,
totally blow it off,
464
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:34,453
but then I'll do the surprise
party the day after.
465
00:25:34,588 --> 00:25:37,432
That's completely stupid.
So she's alone on her birthday?
466
00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,113
Let's just do what
she wants to do--
467
00:25:39,148 --> 00:25:41,051
go to a movie, get a beer.
She'll like that.
468
00:25:41,087 --> 00:25:44,132
- You just call me stupid?
- No. No. No!
469
00:25:44,406 --> 00:25:46,882
I called your idea stupid.
I'm trying to help you, ok?
470
00:25:46,918 --> 00:25:48,781
- Did I ask for your help?
- Yes!
471
00:25:49,487 --> 00:25:51,312
I know what you're doin'.
472
00:25:51,658 --> 00:25:53,962
You're tryin' to make me
look bad in front of Andi.
473
00:25:53,996 --> 00:25:56,193
No, Greg.
You're doin' that all on your own.
474
00:25:56,357 --> 00:25:59,002
- Get out of my car.
- What the hell, man?
475
00:25:59,256 --> 00:26:00,993
- Don't push me.
- What are you--
476
00:26:09,378 --> 00:26:11,223
What, are they making out?
477
00:26:12,727 --> 00:26:14,291
Oh. Oh, boy.
478
00:26:14,305 --> 00:26:16,113
No, no. Hey.
479
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:18,873
All right, break it up, ladies.
Break it up. Come on.
480
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:22,493
All right, break it up, ladies.
Come on. Come on.
481
00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:25,280
Aw, I'm bleeding.
482
00:26:25,936 --> 00:26:28,831
- You all right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah!
483
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,420
No, I'm great! I just punched
Andi's boyfriend in the face.
484
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,770
I'm perfect.
485
00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:36,171
Let's go get arrested.
486
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,032
Who's this?
487
00:26:44,678 --> 00:26:46,483
Uh, th-this is my--
488
00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:50,662
All questions for my client should
be directed at myself, detective.
489
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,590
Have a seat.
490
00:27:02,797 --> 00:27:05,013
I'm gonna give you 10
seconds to get out of here
491
00:27:05,048 --> 00:27:07,152
before I beat your face
with a phone book.
492
00:27:27,465 --> 00:27:29,772
I'm gonna make this real simple,
Mr. Oliver.
493
00:27:31,468 --> 00:27:33,680
You were found in
possession of a watch
494
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,563
that belonged to
a murder victim,
495
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:39,242
you trespassed on the property of
the Prosecutor in the Mays case,
496
00:27:39,445 --> 00:27:43,103
and you were in the courthouse
when Judge Collins was murdered.
497
00:27:46,628 --> 00:27:47,953
Are you bleeding?
498
00:27:49,498 --> 00:27:51,722
Uh, no. That's not my blood.
499
00:27:55,885 --> 00:27:57,341
I didn't do it.
500
00:27:58,295 --> 00:27:59,992
I--I didn't do it, all right?!
501
00:28:00,008 --> 00:28:03,031
I swear I didn't do it, ok?!
Come on!
502
00:28:03,335 --> 00:28:05,301
All right? Come on! You--
503
00:28:05,395 --> 00:28:06,990
All right,
you can come out now!
504
00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:09,793
Ok?! Joke's over!
It's really funny!
505
00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:11,910
Hey, hey, take it easy.
Take it easy!
506
00:28:11,948 --> 00:28:14,690
You gotta--let me out!
All right?! Just come on! Just--
507
00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:17,563
Who are you talkin' to?
508
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,332
You wanna know who I'm
talkin' to, detective?
509
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,813
I'm talkin' to the devil,
all right?
510
00:28:20,845 --> 00:28:22,543
Yeah. Yeah.
You might think I'm crazy,
511
00:28:22,578 --> 00:28:23,823
which, you know, maybe I am.
512
00:28:23,855 --> 00:28:25,170
Is that what you're
tryin' to do,
513
00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,952
make him think that
I'm nuts, huh?!
514
00:28:26,978 --> 00:28:28,773
Well, I'm not nuts,
ok?! I-I'm--ohh!
515
00:28:29,677 --> 00:28:31,421
- How'd you get my address?
- What?
516
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:34,903
This! This! 613 Cardinal Drive.
It's my address.
517
00:28:35,178 --> 00:28:37,073
- How'd you get it?
- There's a 3 now?
518
00:28:37,105 --> 00:28:38,213
- Answer me!
- I don't know.
519
00:28:38,246 --> 00:28:39,481
These things just pop up, ok?
520
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:40,883
I-it's supposed
to give me a clue
521
00:28:40,918 --> 00:28:43,683
to who the killer is, all right?
That's wh--
522
00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:48,460
Maybe that's where he's going to next.
All right?
523
00:29:14,158 --> 00:29:18,130
- That gun is not gonna work.
- Is that so?
524
00:29:18,448 --> 00:29:21,392
I need my taser back.
It's the only thing that'll stop him.
525
00:29:21,507 --> 00:29:23,571
- Stop who?
- Mays.
526
00:29:25,086 --> 00:29:27,253
No, Mays is dead.
527
00:29:27,596 --> 00:29:30,451
I arrested the son of a bitch
myself and witnessed his execution.
528
00:29:30,485 --> 00:29:31,763
Yeah, well, he's back,
529
00:29:31,907 --> 00:29:34,462
and he's killing people who put
him away. That includes you.
530
00:29:34,495 --> 00:29:36,693
And bullets aren't gonna
do anything to him.
531
00:29:37,455 --> 00:29:38,983
Bullets work on you?
532
00:29:39,608 --> 00:29:41,850
Uh, yeah,
yeah. They--they--completely.
533
00:29:42,107 --> 00:29:43,952
- They totally work on me.
- Good.
534
00:29:44,905 --> 00:29:46,770
Well, we'll see
if you're right.
535
00:29:47,045 --> 00:29:48,663
Wait. Wh-what are you gonna do?
536
00:29:48,948 --> 00:29:52,053
Wait. Mays shows up,
you're in the clear.
537
00:29:52,278 --> 00:29:53,840
You want a scotch?
538
00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:25,830
Hi. Hi. Hello. It's me, Sock.
539
00:30:25,855 --> 00:30:27,640
I just wanted to say that I'm--
540
00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:32,811
I'm sorry that I
called you a monster.
541
00:30:33,356 --> 00:30:36,342
Yeah. A-and I'm sorry I didn't
542
00:30:36,746 --> 00:30:38,603
consider your feelings
543
00:30:39,025 --> 00:30:43,111
before I opened my big,
stupid mouth.
544
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:54,221
You know, I--I really--
I really hate
545
00:30:54,308 --> 00:30:56,953
the way the neighborhood
kids tease you all the time.
546
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,213
Well, it's my fault, too.
547
00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:02,013
Sometimes I rub
people the wrong way.
548
00:31:03,455 --> 00:31:04,971
Oh. Thank you.
549
00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:08,441
I bet you, um...
550
00:31:08,747 --> 00:31:12,522
dread when my boys and I come
struttin' into your DMV, huh?
551
00:31:12,857 --> 00:31:14,983
Well, I have to say, um...
552
00:31:15,716 --> 00:31:19,273
Actually it's kind of
the high point of my day.
553
00:31:19,548 --> 00:31:21,511
- Get out.
- It is.
554
00:31:21,785 --> 00:31:23,232
I knew it. I-- you know what?
555
00:31:23,457 --> 00:31:25,353
I did.
In some weird way, I knew that.
556
00:31:25,457 --> 00:31:27,063
I like it when you mess around.
557
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,043
Kind of feels like
you're flirting with me.
558
00:31:29,077 --> 00:31:31,481
Well, that's just my natural Sock aura,
know what I mean?
559
00:31:31,518 --> 00:31:33,082
Chicks respond to it.
560
00:31:33,295 --> 00:31:34,893
Would you like
some more coffee?
561
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,071
Mmm, no. Actually, I'm good.
Thank you.
562
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:44,430
You have a pretty mouth.
563
00:31:46,536 --> 00:31:47,871
This thing?
564
00:31:48,946 --> 00:31:50,612
I'd like to kiss it.
565
00:31:53,736 --> 00:31:55,210
I'd like that, too.
566
00:32:05,255 --> 00:32:06,772
Oh, boy. Here we go.
567
00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:08,560
- Watch your horns.
- Ok.
568
00:32:31,738 --> 00:32:35,593
Wow. You're famous.
569
00:32:35,898 --> 00:32:37,532
That was back in my heyday,
570
00:32:38,447 --> 00:32:41,272
a long time ago.
They forget about you pretty fast.
571
00:32:41,978 --> 00:32:43,441
What happened?
572
00:32:44,558 --> 00:32:46,182
The collars stopped coming.
573
00:32:48,408 --> 00:32:50,170
I'm hoping to change
that tonight.
574
00:32:51,627 --> 00:32:54,993
Unless of course it's
the ghost of Mays.
575
00:32:55,966 --> 00:32:57,861
Then I guess I'm
just out of luck.
576
00:32:58,218 --> 00:33:00,561
I know you don't believe me,
but I'm not crazy.
577
00:33:01,725 --> 00:33:04,773
Things I've seen over the years,
I guess anything's possible.
578
00:33:04,837 --> 00:33:06,681
Listen, if you try
to shoot this guy,
579
00:33:06,935 --> 00:33:09,470
you're gonna get killed,
and then I'm gonna get killed.
580
00:33:09,505 --> 00:33:11,981
I need that taser.
It's the only way.
581
00:33:17,178 --> 00:33:18,510
It's in my car.
582
00:33:20,447 --> 00:33:21,653
Come on.
583
00:33:22,118 --> 00:33:24,563
Really, when Mays comes,
you're gonna want that taser.
584
00:33:24,596 --> 00:33:25,790
Whatever you say.
585
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:27,062
I'll get it out,
586
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,183
but I'm holding on to it.
You understand?
587
00:33:31,957 --> 00:33:34,551
Oh, that's right.
I put your taser in the glove box.
588
00:33:48,398 --> 00:33:49,903
Mays?
589
00:33:50,315 --> 00:33:51,711
Hey, detective.
590
00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,373
Miss me?
591
00:34:04,746 --> 00:34:05,932
Look out!
592
00:34:16,957 --> 00:34:18,173
Mays...
593
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,492
Yeah, Stafford.
594
00:34:21,837 --> 00:34:23,393
We're gonna have some fun.
595
00:34:25,356 --> 00:34:26,530
No.
596
00:35:06,516 --> 00:35:08,061
All right, listen.
597
00:35:08,318 --> 00:35:10,332
I'm gonna call an ambulance for you,
but then I gotta go,
598
00:35:10,366 --> 00:35:11,780
because I think it's
better if I just
599
00:35:11,825 --> 00:35:13,700
stay out of this, all right?
600
00:35:17,885 --> 00:35:19,151
Hang up the phone.
601
00:35:26,898 --> 00:35:30,470
All right. All right, there.
There. What? Wh--
602
00:35:30,876 --> 00:35:32,881
You seem like a
nice kid, but...
603
00:35:34,837 --> 00:35:36,302
I need this collar.
604
00:35:36,988 --> 00:35:41,100
See, one more,
and I can retire a hero.
605
00:35:41,567 --> 00:35:43,910
Wh--you got him.
You--you caught the guy.
606
00:35:44,255 --> 00:35:47,163
No! I need this collar.
607
00:35:48,326 --> 00:35:49,992
And I can't tell them
608
00:35:50,386 --> 00:35:53,220
that the killer's an
escaped soul from hell,
609
00:35:53,598 --> 00:35:57,102
- so it's gotta be you.
- Come on.
610
00:35:57,377 --> 00:35:58,952
I know the devil sent you.
611
00:36:00,026 --> 00:36:03,432
- What did you say?
- I'm so sorry.
612
00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:15,850
What the hell?
613
00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:18,792
No.
614
00:36:19,028 --> 00:36:20,102
No!
615
00:36:20,448 --> 00:36:21,640
No!
616
00:36:27,845 --> 00:36:30,123
Boy, talk about
good timing, right?
617
00:36:32,085 --> 00:36:35,313
Oh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, D-Dan.
618
00:36:35,498 --> 00:36:38,221
Such a disappointment.
And the rug is a real Persian.
619
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:41,573
What the hell... just happened?
620
00:36:41,857 --> 00:36:43,453
Well, tomorrow the
papers will say
621
00:36:43,486 --> 00:36:45,140
Detective Stafford ate his gun
622
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:48,600
due to his overwhelming
guilt over being
623
00:36:48,675 --> 00:36:51,940
the Curtis Dean Mays
copycat killer.
624
00:36:53,876 --> 00:36:55,111
So ironic.
625
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,031
And then of course they'll find
626
00:36:58,548 --> 00:37:00,422
this little bit of evidence
627
00:37:00,906 --> 00:37:03,202
and of course his written
confession upstairs.
628
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:04,732
Wrote that myself.
629
00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:07,342
What do you think?
Quoting Hamlet too cliched?
630
00:37:08,348 --> 00:37:10,861
Nah. He'd totally do that.
631
00:37:14,138 --> 00:37:16,681
W-w-wait. Why? Why?!
632
00:37:16,978 --> 00:37:19,013
My toy, Sam.
633
00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:21,431
I'm allowed to break it.
634
00:37:22,395 --> 00:37:23,710
He was mine.
635
00:37:23,987 --> 00:37:26,232
He came to me 20 years
ago and sold his soul.
636
00:37:26,956 --> 00:37:28,790
He wanted to be super cop,
637
00:37:29,408 --> 00:37:33,843
so I promised him 5 high-profile,
very important cases
638
00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:35,682
in exchange for his soul,
639
00:37:35,998 --> 00:37:37,942
and this was the fifth case.
640
00:37:38,848 --> 00:37:40,900
- What was?
- Stafford.
641
00:37:41,358 --> 00:37:42,940
He just caught himself.
642
00:37:44,858 --> 00:37:46,852
It's kind of sneaky, I admit.
643
00:37:47,536 --> 00:37:49,472
But I've fulfilled my
end of the contract,
644
00:37:49,505 --> 00:37:52,112
and now he has fulfilled his.
645
00:37:53,098 --> 00:37:55,482
You know what I could go for?
646
00:37:55,585 --> 00:37:59,023
Bloomin' onion. You in?
647
00:38:11,947 --> 00:38:13,630
You know I can see you.
648
00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:16,302
What are you doing?
649
00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:20,632
I--uh, I--
650
00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:24,053
Listen, Andi,
I need to apologize for the whole
651
00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:26,391
bloody-nose Greg thing.
652
00:38:26,727 --> 00:38:29,122
- I--I was a total jerk. I had--
-- We broke up.
653
00:38:30,957 --> 00:38:33,180
- What?
- Yep.
654
00:38:33,508 --> 00:38:34,692
- Why?
- 'Cause
655
00:38:35,198 --> 00:38:37,341
I realized we weren't
right for each other.
656
00:38:38,967 --> 00:38:41,201
And you punched
Greg in the nose?
657
00:38:41,637 --> 00:38:43,253
It was--
658
00:38:43,506 --> 00:38:45,663
we kind of got into
a fight in his car,
659
00:38:45,695 --> 00:38:47,273
more like a...
660
00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:49,270
slap fight. It...
661
00:38:50,035 --> 00:38:51,363
Ok.
662
00:38:52,588 --> 00:38:54,803
I'm--I'm really, really sorry.
663
00:38:55,176 --> 00:38:57,933
That's fine. I'm ok, actually.
664
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:01,611
God, what a weird
birthday, though.
665
00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:03,633
You know,
I probably should have waited for Greg
666
00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,702
to give me my
present first, huh?
667
00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,593
Happy birthday.
668
00:39:12,278 --> 00:39:13,500
Sam.
669
00:39:13,897 --> 00:39:15,340
It's ok if you don't like it.
670
00:39:15,367 --> 00:39:17,862
I just--I really wanted to
get it for you, and I--
671
00:39:18,195 --> 00:39:20,213
Hopefully you'll like it.
672
00:39:22,537 --> 00:39:25,692
It's really beautiful.
673
00:39:26,255 --> 00:39:27,370
You like it.
674
00:39:27,777 --> 00:39:29,413
Great. Perfect.
675
00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:40,821
I can't accept this.
676
00:39:42,695 --> 00:39:44,071
Wh-what?
677
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:46,732
Wh-why?
678
00:39:47,037 --> 00:39:48,941
I just--I--I can't, because
679
00:39:50,086 --> 00:39:53,382
we're friends, and that's not
something that a friend wears.
680
00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:55,462
Well, then...
681
00:39:56,245 --> 00:39:57,960
don't wear it as a friend.
682
00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:03,962
You're like the most
important person in my life.
683
00:40:07,747 --> 00:40:10,200
God, I'm sorry.
684
00:40:20,657 --> 00:40:22,373
You guys called it.
You were totally right.
685
00:40:22,407 --> 00:40:24,323
I should've never given
her that necklace.
686
00:40:24,357 --> 00:40:27,101
- I hate seeing you like this.
- I hate being right all the time,
687
00:40:27,137 --> 00:40:28,861
- but I am.
- Thanks, Sock.
688
00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:34,813
Place the vessel on the mat.
689
00:40:36,808 --> 00:40:39,872
- Hi, Sock.
- Hmm? Hi. Yep.
690
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:43,011
Had any good dreams lately?
691
00:40:46,096 --> 00:40:47,680
You did that?
692
00:40:50,275 --> 00:40:53,793
- On purpose.
- Was it good for you?
693
00:40:55,727 --> 00:40:58,501
- Now, what's goin' on?
- Take me home, Sam.
694
00:40:58,905 --> 00:41:02,273
- I-I'll take care of it.
- Hey, hold on.
695
00:41:22,536 --> 00:41:25,251
What if it's a
replacement watch?
696
00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:27,481
Doesn't matter.
There's no way I'm opening this.
697
00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:29,420
Accepting gifts from
the devil is suicide.
698
00:41:29,455 --> 00:41:31,353
Yeah, but what if it's
something really cool?
699
00:41:31,385 --> 00:41:33,321
I don't care if it's a
box full of world peace.
700
00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:35,072
It's still gonna come back
and bite me in the ass.
701
00:41:35,105 --> 00:41:36,913
- I'm bored. Let's open it.
- Sock, wait! No! Just--
702
00:41:36,946 --> 00:41:38,411
- Sam!
- Just give it--
703
00:41:44,758 --> 00:41:46,740
A "get out of hell free" card?
704
00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:50,973
- Whoa. You think it's real?
- Of course not.
705
00:41:51,215 --> 00:41:53,172
It's from the devil.
It's gotta be a trick.
706
00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:55,113
- Right. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
707
00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:57,761
I'm breakin'. I'm breakin'.
708
00:42:02,626 --> 00:42:06,061
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709
00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:10,792
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