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Raven's Home was filmed

in front of a live studio audience.

Can you believe my mom kicked us out for being annoying?

To be fair, we were having an annoying sound contest.

It was the only way to know if marbles in blender beats hammer on frying pan.

I still think it was... (screeching)

I'm start...I'm starting to see why she kicked us out.

Well, I'm out of ideas.

Guess we're just gonna be bored all day.

Unless a giant gorilla climbed up the side of the building.

I wish. I'd name him Mr. Bananas and ride on his shoulders

through the streets of Chicago.

(sighs) Like that'll ever happen.

Boy's voice: Hey, can I get a little help here?

(grunting)

Way to spring into action, fellas.

I'm Wally. I just moved into the building.

I'm Levi. That's Booker.

Where did you get this thing?

Found this bad boy in the dumpster and dragged it

up the fire escape.

You guys wanna help me build a catapult with it?

More than anything in the world!

This should launch him across the roof

and land him safely in that pile of pillows.

Levi's gonna love this.

-(crashes) -(car alarm blaring)

- Whoa! - He went right over the side!

Man, I'm gonna miss that dummy.

Sure you don't wanna give it a try, Levi?

Believe it or not, the answer's still no.

? Ohhhh ?

-? Hey ? -? Yo ?

? Let me tell you somethin' ?

? Had my vision all worked out ?

? But then life had other plans ?

? Tell 'em, Rae ?

? It's crazy when things turn upside down ?

? But you gotta get up and take that chance ?

-? Maybe I'm just finding my way ? -? Learning how to fly ?

-?And we're gonna be okay ? -? You know I got you, right? ?

? It might be wild, but you know that we make it work ?

? We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ?

-? Come on! ? -? It's Raven's Home ?

-? Yep! We get loud! ? -? It's Raven's Home ?

? It's our crowd! ?

? Might be tough, but together we make it look good ?

? Down for each other like family should ?

? It's Raven's Home ?

? When it's tough ?

? It's Raven's Home ?

? We got love ?

? 'Cause no matter the weather, you know we gon' shine ?

? There for each other, ya know it's our time ?

(Raven laughing)

Yep! That's us.

(laughing)

Hey, Chels, what you lookin' at?

Yeah, I'm not sure,

but I think some kids

just threw a dummy off the roof.

Those are some real bad kids.

You know who I blame?

The parents.

(eerie music plays)

(humming)

(gasps, mumbles) Clown.

(whimpering)

(squeals softly)

(ghostly laughter)

(grunting) Clown.

Ohh...

Chels! Clown!

Hall! I almost peed!

What? A clown?

Oh, Rae, there's no clowns

in this building.

Listen, you have got to get over this clown phobia.

No! Chels! Chels! I saw it with my own eyes!

It was a creepy, face-painted,

"we gotta move 'cause it knows where I live" clown, girl!

Well, let me go see!

No, Chels, don't!

Don't, Chels, no!

No, Chels, no!

Rae, there's no clown!

It was right there.

It's probably just somebody havin' a kid's birthday party.

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

Clowns are always somethin' to worry about, Chels.

- Rae, I think you're bein'... - Chels, listen!

All right? They cannot be trusted.

Their shoes are too big, their cars are too small,

and they're always smilin' that freakish, freakish smile!

No one smiles that much, Chels, no one!

Well, I smile a lot.

Yeah, and you know what? I worry about you, too.

Look, Rae, the clown's gone, so you're safe to go do the laundry, all right?

(whimpering)

(whining noises)

I'm sorry, did you want me to go do the laundry?

Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.

Ms. Baxter, I got you.

(gasps)

The clown is gonna get me!

(grumbles)

Mom, where are you?

Mom, you can answer me, I don't want money.

What you need, baby?

Can our new friend Wally come over?

Sure, but I need to meet him.

When he gets here, can you come outta there and not be weird?

It's my house. I do what I want.

Oh, hey, Aunt Chels. If you're lookin' for Mom, she's in the closet...

being weird.

Oh...

What are you doing?

What? I'm a perfectly rational woman,

chillin' in her closet, waitin' for a clown to attack her.

Now if you'll excuse me.

Oh, yeah, Rae, you sound totally norm.. oh my gosh, there's a clown!

(yelling)

Where'd he go?

Okay, Rae, give me the bat.

-Yeah.And the ankle bat. -What?

Mm-hm. Give it to me. Okay.

And the secret bat.

- How'd you know about my secret bat? - I know about the secret bat.

This is crazy. You are not gonna get attacked by clowns!

Yes, I am, Chels, I had a vision.

The clown is comin' to get me right in my own home!

Okay, is it possible that maybe you misinterpreted your vision?

When have I ever misint...terpet... don't...don't answer that.

Okay? You're gonna be fine.

You're right. I am gonna be fine, Chels.

You know why? Ha, 'cause you didn't get my double secret bat.

Thanks for moving the sleepover to your place.

My mom's hosting book club tonight.

-No, she isn't. -No, she isn't.

She just started using natural deodorant and it ain't workin'.

Hey, I think you dropped this stuff.

I don't need some guy to help me pick up my...

I mean... if it's not too much trouble.

Oops.

Whoa. It's almost like you guys

are dropping this stuff on purpose.

You have eyelashes like a beautiful pony.

My belly button smells like rice.

Good to know.

We're gonna go now.

That was horrible.

At least we'll never see him again.

(knocking on door)

That must be Wally.

Who's Wally?

Oh, no. He's in your house.

Just be cool and make a graceful exit.

(screams)

Aaah!

-What now? -Just crawl, man! Just crawl!

Sorry about that.

That was just my weird sister and her weird friend being... weird.

It's cool. Everybody's family's a little weird.

(exhales) Booker, hold my bat, I gotta use the bathroom.

Our family's a lot weird.

Hey, Mom, this is Wally.

Oh, hey, Wally, nice to meet you.

Come on, tell me about yourself, but keep it short,

'cause remember, I gotta tinkle.

-Well, I'm in seventh grade. -Mm-hm.

My parents and I just moved in from Colorado.

My dad's an accountant, my mom's a clown,

and I'm a Leo, which means I'm adventurous.

What'd you just say?

Oh. Don't worry, Levi's a Virgo, so he'll watch out for all of us.

He's right. I'm a real caregiver.

I'm sorry, no, no, no, about your mama.

Did you say your mama was a... clown?

Yeah. She retired from the circus when she had me.

And now she does birthday parties.

Satisfied, Mom? Now you know him better than i do.

Come on.

There's a little baby clown in my house!

Behold, Fort McFort. Pretty great, right?

Don't worry, guys. We'll rebuild it.

What do you guys think?

The new Fort McFort is awesome.

Everybody's gonna wanna get in.

We need a password.

What about "Password McPassword"?

Access granted.

Get in there. You too, big guy.

He just called me "big guy."

And he wasn't being sarcastic.

(sniffs) Smells like somebody's baking cookies.

This better work.

I can't embarrass myself in front of Pony Eyes again.

That's my nickname for Wally.

Don't worry, you won't. Once these cookies get him in here,

we'll show him how cool we really are.

Okay. So, what's your plan?

I got nothin'.

We don't have a plan? Shut the door! Shut the door!

-Hey, guys. -Girls: Hey, Wally.

I hate us so much right now.

Any chance you got an extra one of those?

Really? You like fresh-baked cookies?

Everybody likes fresh-baked cookies.

I know what you're doin'.

You're tryin' to hang out with Wally 'cause he's awesome.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah. We're tryin' to hang out with him 'cause he's cute.

Gross. That's why you're bein' so weird?

I'm not gonna let you creep Wally out.

Come on, guys, let's go back to Fort McFort.

It's almost 0600.

hat's when we do hip-hop karaoke.

(sighs) That was a disaster.

Yeah, we get mad stupid around that kid.

If we don't wanna embarrass ourselves again,

the safest thing to do is the exact opposite of what we wanna do.

I wanna go smell his hair.

We cannot be trusted.

Hey, Rae. You feelin' any better?

No. No. A clown moved into our building

and now her kid is friends with our kid.

But you can't avoid her forever. She's our neighbor.

(gasps) You're right, we should move.

I've got a better idea. Come with me.

Well, I just...

Okay, they say the best way to conquer your fear

is to face it.

Uh, who are "they"? They don't know me.

Don't worry, I've brought around a little something to help you

get comfortable with your fear of clowns.

You know what would make me feel comfortable? My bat.

Rae! Can you please just sit down.

-Okay. -Thank you.

We are in a safe place. Okay? Turn the crank.

Chels, I don't want to.

Rae, please? Just, turn it.

("Pop Goes the Weasel" playing)

-Okay, Chels, that was great. -Keep cranking.

("Pop Goes the Weasel" playing)

-Oh, Chels, you cured me! -Raven!

(whispers) Okay, all right.

-I got this. I got this. -Yeah.

(clears throat)

("Pop Goes the Weasel" playing)

(whimpers)

-Ooh. -(squeals)

Ha-ha! Look at him, he's so cute, hello, hello, little clown.

(laughs) Oh, thanks, Chels, I think you fixed me.

Hey. Look who it is?

(screams)

(grunting)

Come here!

Come here! Come here!

Huah! Ow!

Oh, you ain't gettin' away that easy!

You ain't gettin' away!

Huh!

(grunting)

(clown deflating)

(laughing hysterically)

I'm gonna nail it to the door as a warning to other clowns.

Ha-ha!

(robot voice) I can't believe we had robot armor

in our recycling bin the whole time!

I can't believe how many pizza boxes you guys have.

My mom's in charge of dinner, so it's kind of the safest option.

Yo, I lost my contact.

Could one of you help me find it?

-You don't wear contacts. -Nobody asked you, baby shoes.

So, what are you guys doing?

Nah-uh, nah-uh, nah-uh, I'm shuttin' this down!

Hey, I... I lost my contact. Could one of you help me...

You said you were going to the bathroom.

You said you were going to the kitchen!

Well, you can't kick it in Fort McFort.

Yeah. No entry without the password.

It's probably something dumb like "Password McPassword."

Darn it, we've been hacked!

It's okay, guys. They're cool.

Really? You think we're cool?

You don't think we're lame anymore?

I never thought you were lame.

Is it possible that all of this was in our heads

and we never actually embarrassed ourselves?

That's airtight logic, yo.

I can't believe we've been driving ourselves crazy all day.

So, should we stay and hang out?

(robot voice) Wally-Bot powering up.

(mimics whirring) Initiating three-way high five.

(mimics beeping)

-I'm out. -Me too.

We have got to change that password.

Chels? Chels, I gotta get outta here.

If my vision's correct, Wally's mom could come through that door at any moment.

I'm just...I'm just not ready to be in the same room with a clown.

Why don't you go take a walk?

Good idea, Chels. Good idea. Good idea.

Coast is clear. (laughs) All right, now, text me when she's gone. Okay.

(gasp, high-pitched) Clown!

(thud)

Woman: Are you okay?

Don't worry, Ms. Baxter, I got you.

(screams)

No, no! No, no, no!

No! No, no, no, I got me!

I got me! (laughs)

Oh!

I'm okay.

I didn't mean to startle you. I'm Diane, Wally's mom.

Oh, what a horrible first impression.

Yeah. The-there's a clown.. clown face!

Clown face comin' towards me!

Well, I was so busy rushing to get home from work,

I forgot I had this on! (laughs)

(whimpering)

Mom! Nia and Tess ruined our fort!

It was bound to happen anyway. Those sheets weren't up to code.

Mom? What's going on?

Auntie Rae? Are you okay?

No. No. Uh-huh.

Ain't okay. I ain't okay.

There's a clown! There's a clown in my house!

Do you have a problem with me?

(yells) Yes!

Now, will you please leave, circus freak.

Wow. Okay. Come on, Wally. Let's go home.

Woo! I'm glad she's gone!

Ohh... it is all good, y'all. It's all good.

It's that bad, huh?

Why did you say those things to Wally's mom?

'Cause I'm terrified of clowns.

So you called her names.

You yell at me when I call Nia names.

That's different. Your sister's not a clown.

Auntie Rae, you were really mean to her.

She's never gonna let Wally come back.

Ms. B, if I didn't sleep here and eat here and pretty much live here,

I'd drop some serious truth on you right now.

That was bad.

Yeah, it was!

Chels, we have some really judgmental children!

What? No, Rae, look, I...I get that you're scared, okay?

But this is getting out of control, I mean,

gosh, I've never seen you treat anyone like that.

Chels, I can't help it. It's not my fault.

Well, you gotta do somethin', 'cause you just cost our kids a friend.

All right. I get it. I really messed up.

I gotta find a way to fix this.

Aunt Chels, what's goin' on?

I don't know, I got this balloon inviting me to dinner.

-Me too. -Me too.

I'm Nia's plus one.

(knocking on door)

Oh, hey, Diane, hey, Wally.

Hey, you guys got a balloon, too.

I had no intention of coming.

But I...I begged her.

Wally! You're back!

-Hey. -'Sup.

Hey.

So what's this all about?

Not really sure...

(whimsical music playing)

-Oh... -My...

Both: Mom.

(whimsical music continues)

Is this some kind of joke?

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Hey, yo. I love coming over here.

Oh, I... I guess I'm in the show, too, kids.

She's acting out her fear of clowns.

That's what she's doing?

Am I the only one who doesn't get this?

Others: Yes!

Okay, I'm sorry, Rae, I got a little carried away.

I think she's trying to apologize.

(crying) This is some powerful stuff.

That was beautiful.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm just glad it worked.

That was the longest I've ever gone without talking.

Raven, this was wonderful.

I am really glad that I accepted your invitation.

Me too.

You know, I have to admit this is not how I thought things would end up.

Yeah, Mom, you've come a long way.

You're dressed as a clown,

you've eaten dinner with a clown.

You've tried Brussels spouts.

Yeah, we're real proud of you, Ms. B.

Thanks. I'll do anything for my kids.

Even you, Tess.

The coast is clear.

Raven: Get that big old gorilla hand outta my house!

Back up, back up!

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