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How fitting that you should all
return to the scene of your crime.
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You are responsible for the
death of Edwina Kenchington.
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Nurse Kenchington. Give it to me!
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One of you has my locket.
But, Mummy!
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You're alive.
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Give me my locket!
I need it, you lunatics.
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Mummy!
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Shit.
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BRASS BAND PLAYING CIRCUS MUSIC
MOURNFULLY
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I ordered Mr Jolly, J-O-L-L-Y.
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You've sent me Jelly, J-E-L-L-Y...
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No, I'm Mr Jelly,
I'm not dead, I'm alive!
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HE COUGHS
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For fu...
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I don't believe it!
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Y something B, sweet potato?
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Sorry, ma'am? 15 across,
Y something B, sweet potato.
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Ah, That'll be a yam, ma'am.
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Yam? Yes, ma'am.
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Y-A-M? Yes, ma'am.
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So "agricultural term"
isn't "arable". Shit.
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Do you have any news for me, Kelvin?
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Yes, we have all eyes on the
Ravenhill patients
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and our operatives
are awaiting your instructions. Have you located the dwarf?
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Not at present, ma'am, no.
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Mr Jelly is attending the funeral
of Dr Strachen aka Mr Jolly,
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and we believe Oscar Lomax
and Michael Fry to be en route.
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And this is in? Manchester.
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Mm-hmm. And the Aston woman?
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Oh, yes. At home in Bristol.
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Our intel seems to suggest that
the husband is in the process of moving out.
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Well, I don't like all this.
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Sorry, ma'am?
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All these bits of paper everywhere.
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I want to be like Judi Dench,
doing this with things on a screen...
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We can do that, can't we?
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We can certainly look
into it for you, ma'am. Yes.
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Good, because this is all too random.
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I want to feel like I'm in Minority
Report, not a village post office.
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Very good, ma'am.
Keep up the surveillance, 24 hours.
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One of these characters is going
to lead us to our item, and we don't want to miss it when they do.
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You made it then?
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Yeah, we had to get the train
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cos I'm not allowed to drive yet,
isn't that right, Mr Lomax? Eh?
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I said I'm not allowed to drive.
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Quarter past five, already?
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Thought I was a bit peckish.
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Still no better then? No.
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They said it could take weeks.
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Both the eardrums were... What is it?
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Perforated. No, it's just
Mellow Bird's. Want some?
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No, you're all right, thanks.
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Suit yourself.
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'I hope you're hungry! I've got a big
bowl here. It's your favourite!'
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Mashed swede.
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Here we are, my angel.
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Here comes the train, and the train
goes into the tunnel... Choo-choo!
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Choo-choo.
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DOOR SLAMS
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There, there.
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All packed up, George? Yes.
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I just came to leave the keys.
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How's Jennifer? Jennifer?
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Oh, yes! She's very well, thank you.
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Aren't you, my lovely little... girl?
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Good.
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So you'll be going to stay
with Nicola then, I expect?
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No. No, she died, Joy.
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Oh, dear.
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As you know she lost a lot
of blood in the explosion...
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Oh, Yes, that's right, she did.
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So they brought her back here
for a full transfusion.
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Seven pints.
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But the blood was contaminated.
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It should have been AB positive,
but when they tested it...
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it was Ribena. Vimto.
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Sorry? Nothing.
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Still, no point
crying over spilt milk.
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Nope.
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Goodbye, Joy.
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Oh, Well, looks like it's just me
again, my little Freddie Fruitcake!
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Her name is Jennifer. I know.
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Her family will be over soon,
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and they'll be taking Jennifer
back home with them, I expect.
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Yes, well. We'll see about that.
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In the meantime I'm going to give
her the best care a mother can, aren't I, my lovely little Fre...
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Jennifer?
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Freddie. Freddie,
Freddie, Freddie...
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Gentlemen...
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Come to make sure that your
assailant is safely ensconced in his grave? Yeah, something like that.
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We've just had confirmation that
Jolly's mother died this morning.
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Edwina Kenchington? I still
don't believe that's a proper name.
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As we weren't able to interview her,
I wanted to ask you once again if you can recall anything
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she said that could explain
her actions that night? No, it was ridiculous.
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Jolly did his big speech about
revenge for someone killing his mother,
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then out of nowhere she bursts in,
babbling on about a locket or summat!
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He didn't even know she was alive!
We said this, didn't we?
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Why did she wait two years to come
back and tell him she wasn't dead? I'm sorry, it was a pathetic ending.
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Keep your voice down, Jelly!
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Apparently that pig's
been sniffing round again!
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He's already here, Mr Lomax.
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Eh? The pig... He's here.
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Oh. Well, we don't know
anything about anything.
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You said she was babbling about
what, a locket? Yeah. No!
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No.
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Just... What?
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Her pocket.
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She was going on about
a clown's pocket.
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It's slang for big vagina.
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Yeah.
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Like a wizard's sleeve.
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A yawning donkey.
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Maybe she was just showing off.
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Maybe.
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Well,
I shan't trouble you any longer.
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If anything else occurs to you,
you've got my numbers.
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I'll be in touch.
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What was all that about? Listen,
I've been doing some digging, yeah.
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Apparently Kenchington
had been scamming money
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out of the hospital for years,
building herself a little nest-egg... That's why she went missing.
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Waiting for the heat to die down,
then come back and get the dosh.
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So what's in that locket?
Like a key, or a map, or summat?!
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I don't know. I just think we should
keep what we know to ourselves. See where it leads.
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Tea Leaf, you're such an idiot...
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you've put my bloody phone
in my lunchbox!
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See you later.
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See you.
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Hello, this is Brook Street Library,
just ringing to let you know
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that The Other Side Of Truth
by Beverley Naidoo
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has been returned to us
and I've popped it behind the desk for you. Thank you very much.
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Oh, excuse me.
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I think we're a book missing. Sorry?
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Well, I have The Secret and Peter
Ackroyd's London, but we're missing
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50 Great Coastal Walks
Of The British Isles, Volume Two.
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Which one, sorry?
50 Great Coastal Walks Of The British Isles, Volume Two.
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Yes! I got it out
for my mother, actually, it must be somewhere in the house.
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Can I have a look for it
and bring it in tomorrow?
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You can... but as of 4pm today
the book will be overdue,
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and that will incur you a 5p fine for
every day that it's left unreturned.
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OK, well, I'm sure I can find it...
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I'll get it to you by the end of
the week. Today, tomorrow or Friday?
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No, it won't be today.
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Tomorrow or Friday, but you do have
the book, it's in the house, and you can get it to us by Friday, latest.
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Well, whenever. No, not whenever.
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Tomorrow or Friday.
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Yes.
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Do you know which?
Cos I'm not in on Fridays.
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I'm not sure, to be honest with you.
What difference does it make?
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5p.
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All right.
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And what happens
if I can't find the book?
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What, ever?
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Yes, I've lost it, say.
I get home have a look around...
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It's gone. What then?
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Well, then we'd have to charge
you for the price of a replacement which is £5,
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plus the outstanding fine of 15p,
which would come to a total of...
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£5.15. £5.15.
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OK, thank you.
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But hopefully that won't...
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ECHOEY VOICE: 'And what happens
if I can't find it?'
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'I've lost it.
Get home, have a look around and find it's gone. What then?'
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GHOSTLY WHISPERS
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ELECTRICAL HUM
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MYSTERIOUS BUZZING
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METALLIC CLANKING
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Not now, Silent Singer.
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LOUD BUZZING
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SILENCE
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Jelly, isn't it?
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No, I think it's a trifle.
No, I mean your clown name. Mr Jelly.
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Yeah.
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You're the first person to get
that right in about ten years. We haven't met.
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Arthur Chadwick, clown name Chuckles.
I'm chairman of Focky.
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Whatty? FOCCE.
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Federation of Clowns
and Children's Entertainers.
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I don't think we've got you down
as a member.
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No, I've got all the forms but...
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I can never...
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find a pen in me house.
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You should join,
because we're a good union
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and we do a lot of work with disabled
clowns such as yourself. What other ones are there? Willy Wheels.
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He's got Cornwall covered. There's
a young clown just joined, Dumplings. He's got Down's Syndrome...
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Right. Well, I'll have
a think about it. Listen...
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I know you and Stuart didn't get on
too well in the latter years...
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Stuart? Oh, you mean Jolly.
Well, you know he stole my act?
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Those allegations
have been well documented.
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Now, listen,
what I am trying to say is,
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that we've got these personal effects
of Stuart's that we need to bequeath
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and we thought you might be
interested in them. Oh, right.
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So finally, I get all my old tricks
back! Eh, not all of them, no.
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The big-box stuff has been
auctioned off for Cairoli Foundation,
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looking after old
and retired entertainers.
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I'll be eligible for that
meself next year.
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Time to hang up the nose, eh?
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Well, I can see why you call
yourself Chuckles! I was enjoying this funeral till you turned up!
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And yeah, I'll gladly dispose of
that lot for you... in the bin.
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Smart ass.
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David, leave Mrs Barron's
things alone,
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her husband'll be here in a minute.
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When did she die? Last night.
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It was like a disco in here
with that machine going off,
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I've not slept a wink.
Come on then, what've you brought me?
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Oh, David, how many times do
I have to tell you? I said grapes!
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I forgot. What am I meant to do
with all these?
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You know I don't like things with
pips, they remind me of little teeth!
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Sorry.
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She's got some bananas...
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I'm not eating a dead woman's
bananas! Leave her some dignity.
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Have you brought me anything to read?
Yeah.
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I Only Ever Loved An Angel -
The Life And Times Of Fred West.
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Well, that's really going to
cheer me up, isn't it?
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It's all about Rose.
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She's the one who made him
do the murders, apparently.
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Oh, Hello Mrs Sowerbutts,
how are we feeling today?
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Much better, thanks. Good-o.
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Might I have a quick word
with your son, please? In private.
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Go on, David.
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The good news is that there's
no damage to your mother's liver as a result of the overdose,
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so we'll be able to
discharge her today.
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Thank you. There is, however,
some not-so-good news.
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When we performed
the gastric irrigation and X-ray,
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we found something rather disturbing
in your mother's stomach.
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Not like Marc Almond?
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No, no, that's just myth.
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Two pints, apparently,
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and some of it was equine...
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No, what we found was
a shadow on her pancreas
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which after further testing
appears to be a malignant tumour.
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But she doesn't like tuna.
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No, tumour. A cancer.
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Non-operable, I'm afraid.
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Oh.
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What does that mean?
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Well...
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you're going to save money
on Christmas presents.
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The important thing is
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that in the time she has left
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she has a stress-free environment
239
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in which to manage her condition...
240
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,339
Hi, Hattie.
241
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:06,739
My God, miracle of miracles,
he's not dead!
242
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:10,179
I'm really sorry, Hats. It's just...
You know what it's like.
243
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,259
Come here, I'm only pulling your leg.
244
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,540
Give us a huggle.
245
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,820
You smell gorgeous, is that CK One?
246
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:19,020
Let's get you a brew...
247
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,059
I'm too excited, I'm going to get
my electric cigarette out.
248
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:27,579
I'm trying to think of the last time
I saw you. You didn't do any dailies on Spooks, did you?
249
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:31,899
No. I've been on Cranford
all summer. That's right, I've heard they're all mad.
250
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,380
Who did make-up on that? Veronica.
Is she behaving?
251
00:17:34,381 --> 00:17:35,819
What do you think?
252
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,020
Drink, sir?
253
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,940
Coffee, please.
254
00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:43,659
And the mother? No, I'm fine thanks.
255
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:47,019
Actually, do you have, like,
a raspberry tea or a peppermint tea?
256
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,700
I have got chronic period pain.
257
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,739
Erm...
258
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:54,659
Never mind, I'll just have
a sparkly water with lemon, please.
259
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,820
OK.
260
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,659
Please. He's bonny, isn't he?
Lovely eyelashes.
261
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,979
So, what's been happening?
Give me the goss.
262
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,579
Well, the big news is
I've started seeing someone.
263
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,899
It's early days
but it's quite serious.
264
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,299
Oh, congratulations!
Yeah, I'm really happy.
265
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,380
Oh, I wish I was.
266
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,299
Oh, back at last!
267
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,779
No need to carry me
all the way up them stairs, David.
268
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:29,620
It's all right. Thirteen flights.
269
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,219
I know who it is, you know,
piddling in the lifts.
270
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,059
It's them from number 16.
271
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,979
Mr Heyward said he found
a human tod in there last week.
272
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:43,459
Imagine that! A human tod.
273
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:46,659
Ah, you've pushed the beds
together, David.
274
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,180
How thoughtful.
275
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,740
What's the matter? What's wrong?
276
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,059
Not again!
277
00:18:57,060 --> 00:19:00,180
Who could have sent it to you?
They're all dead.
278
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,259
Not all of them.
279
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:07,459
So, go on then, who is he/
Fill me in.
280
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:12,179
His name's Shahrouz
and he's Iranian... Oh, my God!
281
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:16,939
He's a very gifted pianist
and he came over here to study at the Guildhall. Oh, chucky butty!
282
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,299
I am so happy for you.
283
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:22,619
There's a bit of a problem.
He's on a three-year student visa and it runs out next month.
284
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,739
If we can't get him a new one,
that's it. He'll be deported.
285
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,859
And can't you go over there
and live with him? Not really.
286
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:33,699
For one thing, it's illegal
to be gay over there. Course it is, you forget.
287
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,539
I mean, you know me, Chris,
I'm broad-minded.
288
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:40,019
When I did the cruise ships, I shared
a cabin with a lesbian fire-eater
289
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:44,299
whose breath stank, by the way.
Don't ask me what of, cos I don't know and I never asked.
290
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,539
So what if he got a job here,
would that help?
291
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:47,780
He's got a job,
292
00:19:47,781 --> 00:19:49,459
but it's only cash in hand.
293
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,660
He's a waiter.
294
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,060
In a cafe...
295
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,140
You don't mean?
296
00:19:55,141 --> 00:19:57,259
Yeah. That's Shahrouz.
297
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,979
Shahrouz!
298
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,779
Oh, Chris, he's gorgeous!
299
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,539
Yeah, he is.
300
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,940
Will you marry him for me?
301
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,259
♪ Never ever forget
302
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,659
♪ That I got you
303
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,939
♪ And you got... ♪
304
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,379
Thank you.
305
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:29,619
Thank you.
306
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,060
Don't... strain yourself.
307
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:33,059
Well, I've got all I need
308
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,379
and we've got your details
309
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,579
so we'll be in touch. Thank you.
310
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:40,660
Emily, would you
show the next person in, please?
311
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:45,059
Excuse me, you can't just...
312
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:49,259
Oh, it's OK, Emily.
I know this young man. Hello, David!
313
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,299
Leave my mother out of this,
it's got nothing to do with her!
314
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,539
And it's straight into the improv.
Well, Erm...
315
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,019
I say your mother is a witch
316
00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:01,139
and must be tried
by the same jurisdiction.
317
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,619
Who's he calling a witch?
Cheeky bastard!
318
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:08,099
I don't want you to contact me
or my mother any more. And... break!
319
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,819
Good. Well, obviously I know
you have the skill set for this position.
320
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:15,219
What have you been up to since
the last time we worked together?
321
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:18,979
I killed three people. Yes,
we've finished the improv, David.
322
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:21,539
Do your song!
He's got a beautiful singing voice.
323
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,140
What song have you chosen?
324
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,819
Les Miserables. Ah, The Glums!
325
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,820
Away you go.
326
00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,819
♪ Before you say
another word, Javert!
327
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:45,259
♪ Before you chain me up
like a slave again
328
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,899
♪ Listen to me
329
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,019
♪ There is something I must do...
330
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:53,179
Well, that sounds...
331
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,379
♪ This woman leaves behind
a suffering child
332
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,619
♪ There is none but me
who can intercede
333
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,379
♪ In mercy's name
334
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:04,540
♪ Three days are all I need
335
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:09,699
♪ And then I'll return
I pledge my word
336
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,980
♪ And then I'll return... ♪
337
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:14,900
David! Now isn't the time
to get into all this.
338
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:20,099
Perhaps Robin would like to come over
to our flat tomorrow and have his tea and...
339
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:23,579
discuss how best
to resolve the situation.
340
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,259
Tomorrow night? Well, Erm...
341
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,819
Let's see. Emily, how am I fixed
for tomorrow night?
342
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:30,979
I've no idea.
343
00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:32,019
Thank you.
344
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,299
Well, then in that case,
I'd be honoured.
345
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:37,020
One thing -
I mustn't touch any peanuts.
346
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,460
I was once hospitalised
by a Bakewell tart.
347
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:45,820
Well, see you tomorrow, then. Bye!
348
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,979
Are you all right, Mum? Yeah.
349
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,299
If he thinks he's going to
get one over on us
350
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,980
he's got another thing coming.
351
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,179
DOORBELL RINGS
352
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:04,019
Oh. Just play carefully,
I won't be a minute.
353
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,660
No getting out, you might slip!
354
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,979
Any joy? Sorry?
355
00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:13,179
50 Great Coastal Walks
Of The British Isles Volume Two?
356
00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:14,219
Oh.
357
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,539
Oh, its you?
358
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:17,619
No.
359
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,419
Sorry, what are you doing here?
360
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:23,859
Just thought if you'd found it
I could pick it up and take it in tomorrow. Save you the 5p.
361
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,459
I haven't found it.
I haven't even looked for it.
362
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:29,299
Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy.
363
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,899
Who is it, Mum? No-one.
364
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:33,820
DOORBELL RINGS
For God's sake!
365
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,699
Would you like ME to look for it
for you? No, I wouldn't!
366
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,180
DOG BARKS
Now, go away, or I'm calling my husband.
367
00:23:42,181 --> 00:23:46,379
Why, do you think he might know
where it is? No! Look, go away.
368
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,900
This is ridiculous.
369
00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:59,300
DOG BARKS
370
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,740
Not now, Silent Singer!
371
00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,100
Not now!
372
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,020
Jolly...
373
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:51,939
What were you thinking?
374
00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,659
I've hated you for so long.
375
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,419
And now you've gone...
376
00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:57,380
and I haven't even got that.
377
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,859
MUSIC PLAYS
I am J-O-L-L-Y
378
00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,619
♪ I am J-O-L-L-Y
379
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,419
♪ I think I am, I'm sure I am
380
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:30,299
♪ I am J-O-L-L-Y
381
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:33,140
♪ I am J-O-L-L-Y. ♪
382
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:52,019
You've still got a few tricks
up your sleeve, haven't you, Jolly?
383
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:55,819
So her brain is still functioning,
they think? Oh, yes.
384
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:58,499
It's very common with trauma victims.
385
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,739
Complete body shut down,
386
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:03,140
but she's in there somewhere.
387
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:09,339
Well. Apparently Kenchington
had been living in Salzburg for the last couple of years.
388
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,659
Ooh! Under an assumed name.
389
00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:15,339
We think she faked her own death in
the fire at Ravenhill two years ago.
390
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:19,939
Oh! But for some reason she
came back to see all of you.
391
00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:21,979
What did she want, do you think?
392
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,219
I've got no idea.
We all thought she was dead.
393
00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:29,739
Next thing we knew she came in
with her face burnt off asking about some locket.
394
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:33,059
What did she say, exactly?
About this locket?
395
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:36,179
Well, she thought one of us had it,
thought one of us had stolen it.
396
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:39,899
And had you? Not that I know of.
397
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:44,459
Now, if you don't mind, Inspector,
I think I can smell the beginnings of a full nappy.
398
00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:46,060
Of course.
399
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:51,299
I notice Jennifer's got some
movement in her left hand.
400
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:55,099
Oh, yes. We've been practising
writing your name,
401
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,299
haven't we, Jennifer?
402
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,779
Do you mind if I try something?
403
00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:03,180
No, no be my guest. But there is
a ticking clock on that nappy.
404
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:09,939
Jennifer...
405
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:13,619
can you remember anything
about this locket?
406
00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:16,940
If you can, let us know.
407
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:28,219
Oh, no.
408
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:32,819
And there's nothing
you haven't thought of that might help jog her memory?
409
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:35,500
No, No.
Well, I've told you everything.
410
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,500
In that case...
411
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:23,180
Thanks for your help, Jennifer.
412
00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:28,260
Don't tell anyone I was here,
will you?
413
00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:08,219
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