All language subtitles for Privileged s01e12 The Ripple Effect.eng

You Remember My Cousin Luis?
He Wants To Be A Chef.

Hi. I-I'm Luis.

He's New.

Well, I Like Megan A Lot.

She's My Best Friend.

You Worried About Her?

Should I Be?

My Dad Was A Drunk And Generally
Unemployed Since My Mom Left.

I Could See
How Much You've Changed.

And I Just Thought
This Would, You Know,

Be A Great Opportunity
To Start Over.

Good.

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Ok. Because It's Not A Word.
No Proper Nouns.

Come On, I Gave You Weezie.

Oh, Well, Despite Your Obsession
With The Jeffersons,

Weezie Is Not A Name.

It's Like-Ooh, It's Allergy
Season. I'm Feeling Weezie.

What's Up Weezie?
It's Me George.

Oh, God.

Get You Another Soda?

Yes. Please.

Oh, Uh, Dad.

Wh-Uh, It Says Shelby.

Um, Do You Know Any Other
Shelbys Besides Mom?

No.

It's Her.

Well, Should I-Here.

Shelby, Hi.

Yeah, I Did.

No, I Wasn't
Planning On It.

No. No, I Don't Think
That'd Be A Good Idea.

Well, I Just Don't.

Uh-Huh. Uh. Um.

Yeah, Ok. That's Fine.

Fine. Bye.

I'm Sorry About That.

So, Um...

How Often Do You Talk To Her?

'Cause That Didn't Sound Like A
First-Time-In-16-Years Kind Of Conversation.

Not Often. Little More
These Past Few Months.

Ever Since I Saw Her.

You Saw Her?

After I Got Sober,
It Was Part Of The Program.

I Needed To Make Amends.

And I Drove Up To Meet Her
In Atlantic City.

That's Where She Lives Now.

We Had Coffee. She Asked
About You, Of Course.

That's It. I Mean,
It Was Nothing, Really.

So, Why Is She Calling You Now?

Funny Thing Actually.

Not That Any Of This
Is Funny.

But This Weekend Is Our 30th
High School Reunion.

And Your Mom And I Were Kind
Of A Big Deal In High School.

Yeah. Prom King And Queen. Heard
The Stories. Worked Out Great.

I Guess She Found Out About The Whole
Thing And Thought It Sounded Fun.

She Just Got Into Town,
And She's On Her Way Over.

Right Now?!

Yeah. 10 Minutes Or So.

Look, You Heard Me Say
It Wasn't A Good Idea.

But She Just Railroaded Me.
I Didn't Know What To Say.

Are You All Right?

No. No. I-I'm Weezie.

What Are You Doing?

I Read That The Final Slice Of A
Garlic Clove Is The Most Delicate.

You Don't Want
To Waste Any Of This.

You're A Sous Chef, Luis.
Not A Rabbi.

Just Cut The Garlic.

I Am Beyond Exhausted.

Marco, I Will Pay You
To Make Me A Protein Shake.

Your Grandmother
Already Has That Covered.

But I Do Accept Tips.
Sage, Protein Shake?

I'll Pass.
I Am Hungry, Though.

Make Me A Snack,
Would You Louie?

Snack? I'm Supposed To Make
A Snack For Snotty Spice?

Unless You're Too Busy Checking
Out Your Own Reflection In A Spoon.

Fine.
When I'm Finished With This,

I'll Fix You Some Apple Slices With
Peanut Butter And Turn On Barney.

Ohh.

Luis, The Lady Of The House Asked You
To Make Her A Snack. Make Her A Snack.

Malcriada.

Hello, I Speak Some Spanish.
I Watch Tele-Novellas.

He Is So Rude.
Marco, That Guy-

Is A Divine Cook And A Festival
For The Eyes, I Agree.

I've Lost My Appetite.

Wow, Sage Really
Hates Luis, Huh?

Yeah. The Way I Hated Lenny
Fleck In The 5th Grade So Much

That I Threw A Rock
At His Head Everyday.

Why Did You Throw
A Rock At Him?

Because He Was Beautiful And Knew
All The Words To I Will Survive.

I Have No Idea
What That Means.

The Way Those 2 Have Been Fighting
For The Past 2 Weeks. Come On...

Ohh.

Ohh! Wait, So You Think That
Sage Actually Likes Luis.

Well, Of Course, That Makes
So Much More Sense.

They Are So Cute Together,
Too.

I Mean,
She's All Peachy Creamy,

And He's All Hot And Tanny.

And He Is Way Smart. Ok.

Every Time She Says
Something Mean,

He Jumps Right Back
With Something Even Meaner.

I Love This. I Do.

I Cannot Wait For Them
To Start Dating.

Well, I Hate To Burst Your Bubble, But
The Chances Of Sage Dating Luis Are Zero.

Before You Go Out With Someone, You
Have To First Admit You Like Them.

And That Girl Is So Meshugena She
Doesn't Even Know She Likes Him.

That's Yiddish For Crazy.

Oh, Sage Isn't Yiddish.

She's Just Scared
To Let Anyone In

'Cause She Doesn't Want
To Get Hurt.

But If She Doesn't Know
She Likes Luis,

Then It's Up To Us To Help
Her Figure It Out.

Wait A Minute. What "Us"?

Please. Come On. I
- I've Never Done Anything Like This On My Own.

And Well, I Can't Ask Sage
For Help On This One.

Fine. Fine. Fine.
As Long As It Doesn't Involve Me

Wearing A Mustache
Or Using A French Accent.

Well, Definitely
Not Wearing A Mustache.

You Know, If You Want To
Take Off, I'll Understand.

I Can Deal With It.

You Shouldn't Have
To Take This On.

I'm Not Going To Leave You
Here Ane With Her.

I Mean,
You've Been Doing So Well.

Ou've Been Doing So Well.

And I Know How She Messes
With Your Head.

No. We Will Be
A United Front.

All Right.

Thanks, Sweetheart.

Shelby: Artie?!

Hey.

Oh!

Oh, Thank God You're Home. I've Been
Stuck In That Car For An Eternity.

Oh...

Is That...

Megan And I Were Just
Finishing Lunch When You Called.

Why Didn't You Tell Me
That She Was Here?

You Didn't Really
Give Me A Chance.

No.

Well...

You Look Fantastic.

I Don't Think I Would Have
Recognized You.

Probably Not.

Can I Get You Something?

Well, I Gotta Pee
Like A Racehorse.

But I Would Not Say No
To A Cup Of Coffee.

Down The Hall.
First Door On The Right.

Ok.

So...

I Just...

Oh, Hey. Do You Think That I
Could Get A Tour Of Your Boat?

Uh, Sure.

I Gotta Get Back To Work.

Arthur: I'll Call You Later, All Right.

Lilly, Where Are You?
We Need To Talk. Defcon 5.

Where's Lilly?

Well, Hello To You,
Miss Fancy Pants.

How's Palm Beach Living
Treating You?

It's Fine. But-

I Just Got These In.

They're From The Jessica
Simpson Hairdo Collection.

Aren't They Scrumptious? You Should
Get Your Girls To Come Down Here.

I Will Put These In
Free Of Charge.

All I Want Is A Picture
For The Wall.

Dale, I Need To Talk To Lilly.
When's Her Next Shift?

Well, She's Not Due Back From
Her Honeymoon Until Next Week.

Her What?

Her Honeymoon, Honey.
Acapulco. Si. Si.

Wait. Back Up. Back Up.

Ok. Lilly Got Married?

Oh, Look At You.
3 Steps Behind.

I Am So Sorry, Pooh Bear,
I Thought You Knew.

That Sexy Sammy And Her, They
Tied The Knot Just Last Week.

I've Got Pictures.
I Gave Her A Bouffant.

Girl, It Wasn't Teased.
It Was Terrified.

Lord, I'm Going Crazy.
Where Are Those Pictures?

Hey,???

See, Completely Burnt.

That's Not-
I Wouldn't Say Burnt.

Please Don't Make Me
Eat That! Ahh.

G A New Toaster.

I- I've Been Through
So Much With This Guy.

Like The Day I Discovered I Could
Actually Make Grilled Cheese In There.

This Is A Lasting Relationship
I Have With This Thing.

I'm Sorry. I'm So Sorry.

Hey, Megan, What's Up?

Were You Guys Just About
To Have Sex Right Now?

Because, I Could
Just Wait Outside.

What's Going On? Are You Ok?

Well, Lilly Got Married.

What?!

Thank You For Having The
Proper Reaction. I Mean, What?

When? How? Who?

Don't Tell Me.

Sleazy Sammy.
Oh.

I Know, It's Like
The End Of The World.

Who's Sleazy Sammy?

It Doesn't Even Matter Because That's
Not Even The Big News Of The Day.

How Can That Not Be-

Mom's Home! Whoo!

Who's Mom?
Wait, Your Mom?

I Just Saw Her.

You Saw Her?!

Yeah, She Came Over To My Dad's
House While We Were Having Lunch.

I'm Pretty Much
Dying Right Now.

I'm Gonna Let You Guys Do This.

No, Mandy, Don't Go.
No. I'm Sorry.

I Just-I'm Freaking Out Because I
Haven't Seen My Mom Since I Was 7.

Oh... I Didn't Realize That.
I'm Sorry.

It Was So Weird.

I Mean, She Wasn't Anything
Like I Thought She Would Be.

I Always Imagined That I
Would Run Into Her One Day

And She Would Be Like
This Crazy Homeless Woman

All Scary
And Haggard And Whatnot.

But... She's Pretty.

If I Didn't Know She'd
Abandoned Her Family,

I Would Think That She Was
A Completely Normal Person.

I Don't Think
I Can Handle This, Charlie.

I Just Don't Think
I Can Do It Right Now.

Yes, You Can.
You're Gonna Be Fine.

Maybe We Should Cancel Our
Double Date Tomorrow Night.

Seems Like You've
Got A Lot Going On.

No. No, I Don't Want
To Cancel.

I've Been Looking
Forward To It.

And We've Had To Reschedule
So Many Times.

Plus, I Really Want You Guys
To Get To Know Will.

Although If Either Of You Want To
Run Me Over With A Car Right Now,

I Might Be Up For That, Too.

Ok. Am I Nuts
Or Is Luis Incredibly Hot?

Oh, You Are An Assortment
Of Nuts. He's Rude, Arrogant.

Just Because He Has An Accent
Doesn't Automatically Make Him Hot.

Yeah, It Does.

Mmm.

Ok, Luis, Whatever This Is,
It Smells Wonderful.

It's A Pot Of Boiling Water.

Well, I'm Sure You're Gonna Turn
It Into Something Incredible.

You Are Such An Amazing Chef.

Thank You.

Ooh. Whip Cream
From Scratch.

I Love Sweets.

That's Sour Cream.

Mm. That's Deliciously Sour.

Oh, My God.

You Really Should Label
These Things!

I'll Be Out Of Here
In A Minute.

Have You Ever Noticed That
My Sister Is A Full-On Nympho?

She's A Total David Duchovny.

You Should Have Seen How
She Was All Over Him, Rami.

It Was Disgusting.

All Over Who?
Luis.

Really? I Thought
Luis Was Your Man.

Are You Drunk?

No, He's Not My Man.
Why Would You Think That?

Because You Fight
Like Lovers.

Ok. First,
Never Say "Lovers" Again.

And Second,
Do People Think I'm Into Luis?

It's All The Buzz.

Oh, My God.

She Is Unbelievable.

That's Why She's Doing
This Whole Flirt Act With Luis-

To Make Me Jealous!

She Thinks That If I Think
That She Thinks He's Cute,

Then I'll Think He's Cute, Too.

I Don't Think
He's That Cute.

Because He's Not.

Poor Rosie.

Doesn't She Know That
I Invented The Jealousy Game?

I'm Gonna Have To Teach Her A
Lesson About Tricking Your Sister.

By Tricking Your Sister.

Lessons Don't Come Easy, Rami.

But I'll Need A Wingman.

Are You With Me?

What's In It Or Me?

Nothing.

I'm In.

Dad, It's Me Again.
Why Aren't You Calling Me Back?

I Called Lilly, And She's
Not Answering Her Phone.

Well, I Can't Leave This For You
On Your Voicemail, So Call Me, Ok.

Aah!

Sorry.

You Gotta Start Wearing
Bells Or Something.

What's Wrong?
You Seem Wired.

I Can't Get Into It.

But Long Story Short,
Lilly Got Married.

Lilly Got What?

And My Mom Showed Up Today.

And Nobody's Calling Me Back
Which Is Very Annoying.

I'm Confused. I Thought Your Mom
Has Been Out Of The Picture Forever.

Look, Can We Talk About
Something Else?

'Cause I Have Been Moaning About This
To Charlie All Day. And I'm Exhausted.

No Problem. I Actually Came Over Here To
Tell You Something Kind Of Interesting.

I Had Dinner
With My Dad Last Night.

He's Talking About Starting
A New Magazine.

You Remember How J.F.K. Jr.
Created George?

Trying To Make Politics
Seem Young And Hip?

Vaguely.

Well, He's Thinking About Doing
The Same Kind Of Thing,

Only Instead Of Focusing
On Politics,

He Wants To Focus
On Young Philanthropists.

Giving Rich People Across
The Country A Better Name.

Exactly.

And I Was Thinking

That If Someone Came Up With
An Idea For A Feature Article

For Said Fictitious Magazine That Maybe
The Magazine Might Actually Happen.

You Mean, You Want Me Pitch Your
Dad A Story Idea Like Real Writer?

Well, If It Works, You Could
Become Part Of The Staff.

Might Be A Cool Opportunity,
Don't You Think?

I Think You're Cool.

Well, I Won't Fight Ya On That.

Hi.

Come On In.

I'm Sorry To Barge In
On You Like This.

But I Need To Talk
To You About Lilly.

Lilly?
Oh, Is She Coming Over, Too?

Hey, Maybe We Could All Have
Breakfast Together.

No. She's Not Coming Over. Look,
Can I Talk To You In Private, Please?

What's Going On?
Is She All Right?

I Don't Know.

She Won't Pick Up
Any Of My Phone Calls.

And Supposedly
She Got Married Last Week.

Married? To Who?

Oh, Lilly Got Married.
That's So Exciting.

Good For Her.

No. It's Actually
Not Good For Her.

Look, I Think She Got Back
Together With Sammy.

Maybe I Should Call Her?

Is Sammy Somebody
That I'd Know?

Maybe He's Somebody
From The Old Neighborhood.

No. You Would
Not Know Sammy.

Because You Don't Know Any Of
Us. So Your Opinion Means Nothing.

Megan
- I'm Serious. This Is Ridiculous.

What Does She Think
She's Doing?

I'm Just Trying To Find Out A Little
Bit About My Daughter's New Husband.

That's All.

You Gave Up The Right To Call
Either One Of Us Daughter

When You Walked Out.

I'm Not Discussing This
With Her Around.

So, Call Me When She's Gone.

Sage, Your Guest
Has Arrived.

Zachary, Hey.
Thank You So Much For Coming.

Oh, It's, You Know,
No Problem.

Is-Is Rose Around?

Rose? Um, I Think
She Went Shopping.

Oh, Ok.

Yeah. Have A Seat.

Uh, So What Part Of The Chemistry
Assignment Don't You Get?

All Of It.
Oh.

Ok. Well, I Guess-

Yeah, I Don't Really
Care About That.

Um, The Real Reason I Asked You To
Come Here Was To Talk About Rose.

Oh, What About Her?

Um, Well, She's Super Into You.

Rami: She Talks About You
All The Time.

She's All Zachary This
And Zachary That-

Ok, Rami.

He's So Cute.
And Oh, My God. Zachary-

Rami!

Uh, I Had No Idea.
That's Cool.

Um, Obviously You Know
She's Awesome.

Totally Awesome.

So What Should I Do?

Ok. Rose Is A Big-Time Romantic.

I Mean, She's Seen
The Notebook, Like, 9 Times.

Really?

I Loved That Movie.

Um, Yeah Maybe Don't Share That
With Everyone.

But Say If You Could Be Back
Here At Around 6:00?

Bring Some Flowers
And Just Be Your Dorkable Self.

I Can Do That.

Great. And You Know, Don't Be
Afraid To Work The Look A Little Bit.

Maybe Some Product. Your Call.

Ok, So If I Were To Put-

Question-What Makes You Think
Rose Will Be Into This Boy?

Well, I Already Know
She Thinks He's Hot.

Plus, She Always Goes
For The Underdogs.

But The Fact That He's Also
Into Her Was An Added Bonus.

The Gods Must Be Smiling
Down On Us, Ramster.

You Might Be Right,
Sage-Ster.

Don't Do That.

Well, She Was Like, "Oh, It's So
Great That Lilly's Getting Married.

"Would I Know Sammy?" And I Was
Like, I'm Gonna Punch You In The Face.

Oh, Uh, Will's Here. I'll Tell You
The Whole Story Later. Bye, Charlie.

Hi.

So, What Do You Think
Of The Blazer? Is It Too Much?

I Don't Know.
Where You Going?

I Have An Interview
With Victoria Taylor.

She Is An Heiress
To A Tobacco Fortune

Who Started A Foundation
To Help Kids Stop Smoking.

How Great Of An Idea Is That
For An Article?

You Don't Like It?
Is It Too Ironic?

Does Your Dad Hate Irony? Are We
Over Irony As A Nation? I Don't Know.

I Gotta Ask You Something.
Not About The Magazine.

Oh, Ok.

Why Don't You Talk To Me
About Your Family Stuff?

I Don't Know. I Mean,
I Guess It's Depressing-

Yeah, But You Talk
To Charlie About It.

Yeah, But He Knows All The
Players. And Plus It's Just Easier.

Well, You Know What I Mean.

No, I Don't Really.

'Cause I Have No Idea What
The Deal Is With Your Mom,

Other Than The Fact That She
Left When You Were A Kid.

Look, I Am Going To Be Late
For My Interview.

Yeah, Ok.

Good Luck.

Are We Still On
For Dinner Tonight?

Sure. Yeah, I'll Pick
You Up At 7:00.

Ok...

So Anyway, 2 Years Ago
I Decided To Donate 3 Million

To The Lung Cancer Unit
At Mt. Sinal.

Wow.

But Once I Visited, I Realized I Was
Putting My Money In The Wrong Place.

By The Time A Lot Of Those People
Get To The Hospital, It's Too Late.

So, I Said, Ok. How Can I
Be Part Of The Prevention?

Which Is How I Came Up
With Moveyourbutt.Org.

And How Did You Dad React When
You Started The Whole Thing?

My Dad?

Yeah, I Mean He Must Have
Been Pretty Pissed, Right?

You Gotta Love That.

He Was Very Supportive,
Actually.

Come On.

A Tobacco Heiress Spending
Her Extra Cash

Shutting Down The Very Industrythat
Her Father Built His Entire Fortune On.

I Mean,
That's Freudian Stuff.

You're Misinterpreting
The Situation.

Hey, I'm Not Judging.

Believe Me, I Get It.

No, I Don't Think You Do.

I'm Sorry.

But This Is Not The Kind Of
Article I Want To Participate In.

Wait-Victoria.

It Was Nice Meeting You.

Vicky.

How Long You Been Sitting Here?

Uh, Not So Long.

Well, You're All Dressed Up.

Yeah, Well. I Had An Interview
For An Article I'm Trying To Write.

It Sort Of Fell Apart, Just Like
Everything Else The Past Couple Of Days

Since You Know Who Showed Up.

She's Taking Up Way
Too Much Brain Space.

Yeah, I Know.
That's Why I Came By.

You Don't Have
To Apologize, Dad.

It's Not Your Fault She Blows
Into Town And Creates Chaos.

I Didn't Come By
To Apologize.

Oh.

I Came By Because
I'm Upset With You, Megan.

With Me?

I Think You're Being A
Little Hard On Your Mother.

I Can't Believe This.

Hear Me Out.

You Don't Know
The Whole Story.

And I Think It's
About Time You Did.

I Made A Lot Of Promises
To That Woman,

Most Of Which I Didn't Keep.

We Never Planned On Having
Kids So Young.

Did You Know
Your Mom Was A-

She Wanted To Be A Singer
When She Was Your Age?

She Was Good, Too.

Used To Write
All Her Own Songs.

So?

So. I Swore I'd Help Her
Pursue That Dream.

And You Came Along, And I Was
Fine To Just Be A Dad And Stay Put.

I Settled Into
A Routine Right Away.

I Never Noticed
How Unhappy Your Mom Was.

So, Her Life Doesn't Turn Out
The Way That She Wants,

So She Gets To Abandon Her Entire
Family? Give Me A Break, Dad.

I Didn't Say
She Handled It Right.

She Feel Badly.

I Know She Regrets
Some Of The Choices-

Some Of The Choices?

She's Trying Sweetheart.

She Deserves
A Second Chance.

Well, I Disagree.

Why?

You Forgave Me.

You Didn't Leave Me
When I Was 7 Years Old, Dad.

Sure I Did.

I Checked Out.

Drank Myself Into Such
A State That Half The Time

I Didn't Know Where
You Or Your Sister Were.

Why Are You Doing This To Me?

You're Angry. I Understand.

But You Can't Let It
Own You, Sweetheart.

You Need To Find A Way
To Let It Go.

And How Do You Expect Me
To Do That?

By Forgiving Her.

Give Her The Chance
To Make Things Right.

What If I Can't?

If You Can't Forgive Her,

I Don't Want You
To Forgive Me.

Good Evening, Zachary.

Oh, Good Evening... Butler.

Is Rose Here?

I Mean, I Know She Is But
I Have To Say That, Right?

Lovely Flowers. Well Done.

She's In The Kitchen.

Oh, Rose,
You Have A Gentleman Caller.

Zach, What Are You Doing Here?

Well, Um-

He Came To See You.

Yeah.

I Thought If You
Weren't Doing Anything,

We Could,
You Know, Hang.

Yeah.
Oh, Uh-

These Are For You.

Oh, My Gosh.
They're Beautiful.

And Massive.

Um, Do You Want To Help Me
Put 'Em In Water?

Yeah, Ok.

The Eagle Has Landed.

What?
He's Here!

Oh, Finally.

And Don't Create Code.
It's Weird.

Well, I Say
You Dump Them Both.

You Obviously Did Fine Without
Either One Of Them Raising You.

Why Take Take All
Their Crap Now?

Maybe. It's Just Frustrating.

Things Have Been So Much Better
With My Dad Lately.

It's Been Kinda Nice Having Him
In My Life Again.

Well, Maybe You Can Have
That With Your Mom, Too.

If You Took This As An Opportunity
To Get To Know Her Again.

The Woman's Obviously
Been Through A Lot.

I Don't Care
What She's Been Through.

Doesn't Amount To A 1/10 Of What
I've Been Through Because Of Her.

What Your Mom Did
Is Terrible-

But You Want Me To Forgive Her.

She Didn't Even Ask Me To
Forgive Her. My Dad Asked Me.

She Probably Doesn't Even
Think She Messed Up.

Come On, She Knows
That She Messed Up.

Should We Get Some More
Chips And Salsa Here Maybe?

What Do You Think
About This, Charlie?

I Mean,
You've Been Pretty Quiet.

I Think
The Situation Sucks.

I Just Know How Hard Megan's
Worked To Fix Stuff With Her Dad.

And I Know How Much
It Means To Him.

I Just Hope They Can Get
Through This

Without Doing Too Much
Damage To Their Relationship.

We All Want That.

But That Doesn't Just Magically
Happen If You Don't Take Action.

Like, You Don't Have
To Forgive Your Mom.

But That Doesn't Mean You Can't
Put On A Good Face While She's Here.

What Do You Mean? Fake It?

He's Here Through
The Weekend, Right?

Just Act Like
You're Over It.

You're Dad Will Feel Better And
Everything Will Go Back To Normal.

And Then She Just Gets A Free
Pass For Being A Horrible Mother?

Well, You're Not Doing
It For Her.

You're Doing It
For Your Dad.

I Have To Go
To The Restroom.

Excuse Me.

Ok. I Still Can't Believe
That You Play The French Horn.

It's Totally My Favorite Horn.

Mine, Too.

Plus, You Know How When You Play It
You Keep Your Hand Inside The Open End?

Well I Used To Stuff
Starbursts Inside

And Take One Out Whenever
My Instructor Wasn't Looking.

Oh, My God! That Is Genius!

Oh, Hello, Sage.
Rose, Sage Is Here.

Hi. You Want Some Ice Cream?

No, Thanks. Wow!

Zach, Did You Get Those
Flowers For Rose?

Yeah, I Was Gonna Get Her Roses
But Then I Was Like, Obvious Much.

Isn't He Sweet?

Rose, Can I See You
For A Moment?

Unless You Don't Mind Discussing
Your Lactose Intolerance

In Front Of These People.

What Are You Doing?!
That Was So Humiliating!

You Are Officially The Worst
Matchmaker In The Whole World.

What Are You Talking About?

Sage And Luis.

Ohh. Right. Shoot.

This Was Your Idea
Sweetcheeks. I'm Your Wingman.

But You're Not Gonna Make Sage Jealous
If You're All Over French Horny Boy.

I Am So Sorry.
I Just-I Totally Forgot.

Thanks, Marco.

So, Rose,
You Wanna Go Watch Some Tv?

Um, No. Thanks.

Wow, Luis, You're Really
Good At Chopping Vegetables.

Your Hands Are So Strong.

It's A Zucchini.
It Doesn't Take Much.

But The Way You Do It
It's Just So Artful.

You're Like One Of Those
Guys At Benihana.

I Could Watch You Work
For Hours.

So, I Guess
I'm Gonna Take Off.

You Are?

I Mean, Ok. Whatever.

Could You Teach Me
How To Chop?

Come On, Zachary.
I'll Walk You Out.

First Step Is-

Yeah, I Get It.
Thanks A Lot.

Are They Medicated?

Hey.

Thank You, Sir.

Please Tell Me It's Over.

What? You Didn't Enjoy
The Spanish Inquisition

And The Runny Chimichangas?

I Am Never
Giving Advice Again. Ever.

I Didn't Realize
How Annoying It Was.

I'm Sorry.

It's Not Your Fault.

Will Doesn't Get It.

Well, It's A Lot To Get.

Have You Talked
To Him About It?

It's Hard. I Mean There's
A Lot Of Ground To Cover.

And He Comes From This, Like,
Perfect Family.

His Parents Are Still Together
And Actually Love Each Other.

Seriously?

Yes. Total Freaks.

Well, Give Him Some Time.

It Took Me Years To Fully Understand
The Madness That Is The Smith Family.

But You're Worth The Effort.
And He Knows That.

Mmm.

Are You Good?

I'm Good.

It's Just Weird That Zach
Would Leave So Suddenly.

You Know?

He Said Something About Having
To Be Somewhere Else.

Somewhere Else?

What Like Somebody
Else's House?

Did He Say, Like, Mention
A Girl Or Something?

I Can't Remember.
But Why Do You Care?

You Like Luis Anyway.

Oh, I Know.

Well, I Just-

I Don't Want To Hurt Zach's
Feelings. He's So Nice.

Eh, He'll Live.

But

But The Heart Wants
What The Heart Wants.

Yeah.

Stupid Heart.

Ok. Who Did He Say
He Was Going To See?

I Need To Know!

I Knew It. You Don't Like
Luis At All, Do You?

Admit It.

Ok. You're Right. I Don't.

So Why Were You Pretending
To Like Him?

Not That I Don't Already Know.
But I Want To Make You Say It.

Because I Thought That Deep Down
You Actually Liked Luis.

You Were Just Too Scared-

Scared Of What?

Ok. I Didn't Mean Scared.
I Just-

Well, I Just Thought That Maybe
You Needed A Little Prompting

To Bring Out Your True Feelings.

Uh-Huh.

God, I Really Suck At This.

I Know. But It's Fun
To Watch You Try.

I Can't Believe
I Let Zach Get Away.

He's So Cute And Sweet.

And... Funny.

Yeah.

He Got Away...

To The Backyard.

I Told Him To Wait
By The Pool.

Oh, I Love You.

So, I Gotta Ask.

Yeah.

You And Megan-

You Still Into Her?

I Have A Girlfriend.

She's In The Bathroom Right
Now With Your Girlfriend.

Name's Mandy. Really Cute.

Yeah, I Know You Liked Megan.

I Knew It That Day
At The Pool Party.

I Just Want To Know
If You Still Do.

I'm Not Your Problem, Buddy.

I Didn't Say I Had A Problem.

No, I Know You Didn't
Say It.

You Probably Didn't Even Think
It 'Cause You're Kinda Cocky.

But You Do Have A Problem.

It's You.

Is That Right?

Look, I Know You're
Just Trying To Catch Up.

And I'm Sure Megan's
Not Making It Easy On Ya.

She's Pretty Messed Up
When It Comes To Her Family.

But Their Problems
Are Serious.

And They Run Pretty Deep.

If I Were You, I Wouldn't Go Firing
Off Ideas On How To Fix Things

Or Throwing Out Some Half-Baked Opinion
Just To Keep The Conversation Going.

Yeah, And If I Was You,
I'd Keep The Advice To Myself.

Hey, Are We Ready?

Absolutely.

I'll Talk
To You Later, Megan.

Bye.
Bye.

You Ok?

I'm Fine. I'm Just Tired.

Me, Too.

Hey, Dad, It's Me.

Um, Is Mom There?

I Hate You, Will.
I Hate You, Will.

Hey, Mom. It's-It's Megan.

Um, What Are You Doing Tomorrow?

Can I Help You?

Where's Luis?

I Called Down On
The Intercom 10 Minutes Ago

For Him To Make Me
A Smoothie.

I Can Make That For Ya.

Oh, You Don't Have
To Worry About It.

I'm Sure Louie
Can Figure It Out.

I Fired Him This Morning.

Fired Like Gone?

Yeah. And I'm Sorry
It Took Me This Long.

I Mean, He May Have Been
An Excellent Sous Chef,

But He Wasn't Worth All
The Drama That Came With It.

And I Apologize For Not Taking Your
Input Seriously When You First Asked.

Oh, Um. That's Ok.

But I Kinda Feel Bad.

I Mean, He Probably Needed
The Job, Right?

Well, Everybody Needs A Job.

But Not Everyone
Gets To Work Here.

Now, What Kind Of Smoothie
Would You Like, Honey.

'Cause I'm Gonna Make It
For You.

Uh, You Know On Second
Thought, I'm Not That Hungry.

Thanks, Marco.

30th High School Reunion.
Ugh, It Makes Me Sound So Old.

But, You Know,
I Don't Feel Old.

Well, It's How You Feel,
Right?

Isn't This Fun? It's A
Mother/Daughter Shopping Trip.

Of Course If We Had Done This
When You Were Teenagers,

We'd Be Fighting
Our Nuts Off. Huh?

Or Maybe It'd Be Nice.

Uh-Huh.

I Know That I Missed A Lot.

And I Wished That-

You Know What? It's Ok.

It's Water Under The Bridge,
Right?

Yeah.

So, Tell Me Everything.
Do You Have A Boyfriend?

Oh, Yeah. Your Dad Told Me
That You Want To Be A Writer.

That Sounds Like Fun.

It Is Fun. It's Very Fun.

You Working On Anything Now?

Um, Actually Yeah.

I'm Trying To Come Up With An
Article For This New Magazine.

It's All About
Young Philanthropists

And The Charities
They Donate To.

Ugh. Yuck.
Who Wants To Read That?

Excuse Me?

I'd Rather Poke A Nail
File In My Eye

Than Read One More
Piece Of Garbage

Ooh, Look At The Shimmer
On This One!

Hey, Now She's A Keeper.

It's Not About
Their Boo-Hoo Problems.

It's About The Problems In The
World That They're Trying To Fix.

Yeah With Their Money.
Big Whoop.

If I Had $1 Million, I'd
Throw Some Coin At Cancer, Too.

I'd Like To Read About The
People Who Actually Do The Work

After Those Wealthy
People Give 'Em That Cash.

Huh? Now You See,
That's A Story.

Actually...

You Have A Point.

See, This Is The Kind Of Intellectual
Conversation That I Have Been Missing.

Oh, And It's Too Bad
That I'm Leaving Tomorrow.

Ah, Something In Red,
Finally.

Ok. So You Know
How Your Dad Is All Gung-Ho

About Doing A Magazine
That Focuses On The Super Rich?

Well, What If That Focus
Was Just The Beginning?

Meaning What?

Ok. What If The Magazine Is Dedicated
To How A Charity Operation Works?

Each Month We Can Focus On Different
Causes And All Of The People Involved.

I Mean,
This Way Everyone's Counted.

You Know,
Not Just The Uber Rich.

And We Call
The Magazine Ripple.

Like The Ripple Effect.

Nice.

Really?

Yeah. What Made You
Come Up With It?

It Actually Came Out Of A
Conversation That I Had With My Mom.

I Saw Her This Afternoon.

Oh, Yeah. How'd That Go?

It Went Ok, Actually.

You Were Right.

It Was Much Easier
To Suck It Up For An Afternoon

Than To Fight
With My Dad Forever.

So, Thank You.

Anytime.

Did You Tell Charlie?

Not Yet, No.

You Know There's Nothing To Be
Jealous About, Right?

I Know.

But It's Not Just That.

You Gave Me A Lot Of Crap About
What It Means To Be A Good Boyfriend.

And I Took It To Heart.

I'm Trying Over Here.

But You Have Some Work To Do
In The Girlfriend Department.

What Are You Talking About?

You're Not So Great
With The Sharing.

And From What I've Heard,
Sharing Is A Big Deal

When It Comes To The Whole
Relationship Thing.

You're Right.

I'll Do Better.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Relationships Are A Lot Of
Freakin' Work, Aren't They?

No Wonder I've Been Avoiding
Them My Whole Life.

I Know. They Seem To Involve
A Whole Lot Of Talking.

Right?

Well...

How About We Make Out
For 10 Minutes,

And Then I'll Tell You
All About The Stuff

That My Mom Did At My 6th Birthday
Party. It's A Real Freak Show.

Make It 20 Minutes
And You're On.

And We Must Have Talked
For Like 4 Hours Straight.

I Mean, Zach And I Actually Have
Some Stuff In Common.

That's Great.

We Both Love Jon Stewart.
We Both Hate Garbanzo Beans.

And You Think He's Cute, Right?

As A Button.

Hmm.

What's Wrong?
You Seem All Blue.

Oh, Um, I Don't Know.

I Think It's Because I Had
To Miss My Morning Massage.

Or Could It Be That You're
Missing Something Else Or Someone?

What Are You Talking About?

Well, I Mean-What's Different In Your
Life That Could Be Making You Sad?

Um, Let's See...

Oh, Well, Luis Is Gone.

Oh, But You Don't Like Him.
So...

Do You Think It's
Possible That I Do?

I Don't Know.

Kinda Seemed Like You Did.

And It Kinda Seemed Like
He Liked You Back.

Really?

Oh, Come On. All That Fighting? It Was
So Ashton And Cameron In That Vegas Movie.

Ha Ha.

I Guess It Kinda Was,
Wasn't It?

You Know...

It's Ok To Let Your Guard Down
Every Once In A While.

Doesn't Always
Have To Turn Out Badly.

But What If I'm Not Fun?

What Are You Talking About?
You're Super Fun.

Yeah. With You And, Like,
Parties And Stuff.

But You Know
How You're Always Saying,

School Just Comes
Easy For Me?

Well, Being Adorable
Comes Easy For You.

It's A Gift, Rose.

You Should Cherish It.

So, You Do Like Him?

Well, I Guess I Did.

But It's Too Late Now.
He's Gone.

And It's All My Fault.

I'm Such An Idiot.

I'm Sorry, Sweetie.

Hey, You Know What You Need-
A Little Comfort Food.

Hey Luis

Luis: Will Do.

Guess Luis Isn't Fired.

What-

I'm Gonna Kill You!

I Knew You Liked Him!

You Are So Dead!

Go Rose! Go Rose!

Oh, Hey, Hon. Come On In.

Hey, Kiddo.
Want Some Eggs?

Just Having
A Late Breakfast.

Or An Early Lunch Depending
On How You Look At It.

What's Going On? I Thought That
You Had An Early Morning Flight.

Well, Your Dad And I Had Such A
Good Time At That Reunion Last Night

And Then Me And You
Had Such Fun Shopping,

It Just Seemed Sort Of Silly
Just To Rush Off.

So You Booked A Later Flight?

Uh, No.

I've Talked To Your Dad.

And I've Decided That I'm Just Gonna
Stick Around For A Little While.

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Such A Good Time.

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