All language subtitles for Privileged s01e11 Love Actually Love Actually.eng

Girl: PREVIOUSLY ON
PRIVILEGED...

I'M GOING TO SANTA BARBARA.

TO GO SEE MILES?!
OH, MY GOD!

I HAD THIS MADE FOR YOU.

EVERY YELLOW LETTER
IS AN ANSWER ON THE TEST.

MEGAN, WE NEED TO TALK.

I GOT A JOB.
THE SHOOT IS IN BRAZIL.

I GOTTA GO GET MY KEYS
AND CATCH ROSE

BEFORE SHE MAKES THE BIGGEST
MISTAKE OF HER LIFE!

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CAN I HELP YOU?

HI, I'M MEGAN SMITH.
I'M ROSE AND SAGE'S TUTOR.

WE MET AT
THE PARENT/TEACHER BARBECUE.

WE DISCUSSED
OUR MUTUAL LOVE OF CORN.

WE'RE ABOUT TO BEGIN
OUR FINAL EXAM.

I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.

IT'S JUST THAT, UM, I BORROWED
ROSE'S PURSE LAST NIGHT.

AND I LEFT MY CELL PHONE
AND MY WALLET IN THERE.

SO, I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT,
BUT CAN I GO GRAB IT?

THANK YOU.

HURRY, PLEASE.
OK.

I WILL JUST GIVE THIS BACK
TO YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME.

GOOD LUCK.

YOU'RE STILL HERE?

I- I COULD LEAVE IF YOU'RE
FILLED WITH RAGE AND ALL.

OH, I'M RAGEY!
BUT NOT AT YOU.

OBVIOUSLY I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

BRAZIL. WHOO! THAT'S FUN.

YOU WANT TO JUST TAKE A BEAT?

I WANT TO BEAT ROSE
WITH THIS PURSE.

THIS CHEATING PURSE.
SHE MADE A CHEATING PURSE!

SHE PUT THE ANSWER KEY
ON THE BACK?

THAT'S KIND OF GENIUS.

IT IS, ISN'T IT?! YET YOU
WOULD THINK THIS LEVEL OF GENIUS

WOULD BE APPLIED TO-
I DON'T KNOW-STUDYING!

I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I'M FINE.

JUST

LET'S TALK.

SO, BRAZIL.

WAIT. HOLD ON. LET'S NOT USE
THE SERIOUS TALK VOICE YET.

TELL ME ALL THE GOOD STUFF
SO I CAN BE HAPPY FOR YOU.

I MEAN,
THIS IS A HUGE DEAL, RIGHT?

YEAH. IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'LL
BE THE ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHER

INSTEAD OF SOMEBODY'S ASSISTANT.

IT'S AMAZING.
RIGHT?

I'LL BE SHOOTING
THIS KID GILBERTO SILVA.

HE PLAYS FOR
THE BRAZILIAN NATIONAL TEAM.

AND THEY TELL ME THAT
IF THE SEASON GOES WELL,

I COULD BE GONE FOR 6 MONTHS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

PROBABLY NOT AS BAD
AS IT SOUNDS RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN, WE COULD FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT.

WE COULD ALWAYS
JUST TAKE A PAUSE.

TAKE A WHAT?

I'M SORRY,
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY "A PAUSE?"

NOT THAT WE HAVE TO.
I- I JUST DIDN'T KNOW

WHAT A LONG DISTANCE THING
WOULD BE LIKE AT THIS POINT.

NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN,
IT WAS LESS THAN 12 HOURS AGO

THAT WE BECAME OFFICIAL. SO
IT'S PROBABLY A LITTLE PREMATURE-

I DON'T LEAVE FOR 2 DAYS.

SO... WE DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE
ALL THIS RIGHT NOW.

OK. I MEAN...

I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

GREAT.

I SHOULD BE BANNED
FROM DATING.

WHY? WHAT'D YOU DO NOW?

IT'S TOO HUMILIATING TO TELL.

SO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

I NEED A FAVOR.
YOU REMEMBER MY COUSIN LUIS?

HE JUST GRADUATED FROM HIGH
SCHOOL AND HE WANTS TO BE A CHEF.

BUT HE NEEDS SOME ACTUAL EXPERIENCE
BEFORE HE APPLIES TO CULINARY SCHOOL.

SO, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD ASK MARCO
IF HE NEEDS AN EXTRA HAND AROUND THERE.

WELL, SURE.
NO GUARANTEES BUT I'LL ASK.

HEY, CHARLIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS?

I THINK THEY'RE POINTLESS.

WELL, TELL ME
HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.

I MEAN THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING IN A
RELATIONSHIP IS TO BE WITH THE OTHER PERSON.

FINE.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK WHEN I HAVE
A BETTER COUNTER-ARGUMENT.

CAN'T WAIT.

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH BOB THE LANDLORD.

IT'S DONE. I'M OFFICIALLY
OUT OF THE RAT HOLE.

EXCELLENT.

YOU NEED HELP
RENTING A TRUCK OR ANYTHING?

UH-UH. I WAS JUST GONNA BRIBE A FEW
FRIENDS WITH PIZZA AND SOME BEERS.

BUT YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT YOUR BED.

OH, THAT'S MY GIRL!
CUTS RIGHT TO THE CHASE!

I MEAN, I WAS THINKING
THAT NOW WE HAVE 2 BEDS.

AND WE DO NEED TO MAKE ROOM
FOR MY ANTIQUE ROLLTOP DESK.

IT WAS MY GRANDMA'S.

AND I DON'T WANT
TO PISS GRANDMA OFF.

SO, UH, HOW MUCH STUFF
DO YOU HAVE?

UM, I DON'T KNOW.

THE BED, A COUPLE BOOKCASES,
A DRESSER, 2 NIGHTSTANDS,

A FEW STANDING LAMPS,
PLUS THE FRIDGE.

WOW.
WELL, YEAH.

YOU'VE SEEN MY PLACE.

LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS.

MAYBE WE JUMPED
THE GUN HERE.

LOOK, DON'T STRESS OUT.
IT'S COOL.

I'LL JUST SEE
WHAT'S OUT THERE.

ALTHOUGH IT KINDA SUCKS
I ONLY HAVE 2 WEEKS.

BECAUSE IF I'D KNOWN
I WAS GOING TO BE LOOKING...

NO. I DIDN'T SAY
YOU HAVE TO LOOK.

ALL RIGHT, WELL...

I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK.

WE CAN TALK MORE ABOUT
THIS LATER OR SOMETHING. OK?

SAGE, YOU CAN LEAVE. I NEED TO
SCREAM AT YOUR SISTER IN PRIVATE.

OK. MAYBE WE CAN TALK THIS OUT.

I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE
ALREADY DONE. BUT I WILL HANDLE THIS.

WHAT HAS SHE ALREADY DONE?

YOU CAN THANK YOUR SISTER
FOR SAVING YOUR ASS TODAY.

SHE CLUED ME IN ON WHAT
YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO-

YOU TOLD HER?!

I DIDN'T. I PROMISE.

SAGE, LEAVE. I'M SERIOUS.

ROSE...
UGH!

OK. LOOK, I KNOW
THIS LOOKS REALLY BAD.

THERE IS NOTHING TO EXPLAIN.
YOU CHEATED.

YOU LIED TO ME, AND YOU
CHEATED. SO YOU'RE GROUNDED.

INDEFINITELY. I MEAN, WE'RE
TALKING THE X-GAMES OF GROUNDING.

WITHOUT THE GAMES.

SO AFTER YOUR LITTLE
FRENCH FINAL TOMORROW,

YOU'RE CONFINED TO THESE
4- MAKE THAT 6 TO 8 WALLS.

NO PHONE. NO INTERNET.
NO PILATES.

CONSIDER YOUR NEW STATUS
GROUNDED TO INFINITY.

I HATE MY LIFE.
I HATE MY LIFE.

Laurel: YOU'VE REACHED
LAUREL LIMOGES.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

UH, LAUREL, IT'S, UH,
IT'S ME, MEGAN.

I JUST HAD TO GROUND ROSE.

AND I WANTED TO FILL YOU IN
ON EVERYTHING.

I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY
WITH MILES RIGHT NOW.

BUT JUST GIVE ME A CALL
WHEN YOU CAN. OK?

HI.

CAN I HELP YOU?

IT'S ME, MILES.

IT'S LAUREL.

HELLO

YES, MR. SOLANO,
I'M SO GLAD YOU SO GLAD YOU CALLED.

I'M GETTING READY FOR THE TRIP,
BUT I DO STILL HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS.

CAN YOU JUST HANG ON A SECOND
WHILE I GO GRAB MY NOTEBOOK?

OH, REALLY?

NO, I DIDN'T KNOW.

I SEE.

SURE. I-I UNDERSTAND.

AN OLD GIRLFRIEND OF MINE
IN NEW YORK

WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS
LEGAL SITUATION SHE WAS IN.

HEH. AND I FOUND MYSELF RECOMMENDING
YOUR FIRM WITHOUT EVEN THINKING.

I DIDN'T HAVE THAT FIRM
FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS.

I TURNED IT OVER
TO MY DAUGHTER ELISE,

WHO BULLIED ME
INTO AN EARLY RETIREMENT.

IT SUITS YOU.

OH, DOES IT?

THERE'S THAT LAUGH.

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED.

OH, YOU'RE SWEET.

TERRIBLE LIAR.
BUT I'LL TAKE IT.

YEAH. WELL-OOH!

OHH! HEH HEH. OH LORD.

TALK ABOUT SOMEBODY
WHO HASN'T CHANGED,

YOU STILL CAN'T MAKE
A CUP OF COFFEE CAN YOU?

I'M SPOILED. JESSICA WOULD
NEVER LET ME INTO THE KITCHEN.

AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY.
OH, GOSH.

SHE DIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO.

I'M SO SORRY.

OH, THANKS.

I WAS SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT ROBERT'S PASSING.

I WANTED TO CALL YOU
AT THE TIME,

BUT I WASN'T SURE IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

WE MADE A FEW MISTAKES,
YOU AND I.

THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS
THAT I NEVER SHARED WITH ANYONE,

NOT EVEN YOU.

WHAT DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

THE REASON THAT I LEFT
THE FIRM SO ABRUPTLY.

IT WASN'T BECAUSE
I WAS ANGRY WITH YOU.

IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS PREGNANT.

AND THE BABY WAS YOURS.

I MEAN, THE WHOLE THING
IS SUCH CRAP!

THEY NEVER EVEN TOLD ME THAT THEY
OFFERED IT TO SOMEONE ELSE BEFORE ME.

I ONLY GOT THE JOB
BECAUSE HE TURNED IT DOWN.

THEY COMPLETELY
SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

RIGHT?! AND NOW THAT HIS SCHEDULE
OPENED UP AND HE'S SUDDENLY FREE,

THEY WERE MORE THAN HAPPY TO
SCREW ME OVER JUST TO GET HIM BACK.

COMPLETELY SUCKS. BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT? LOOK ON THE BRIGHTSIDE.

YOU WERE THEIR
SECOND CHOICE.

OUT OF WHO KNOWS HOW MANY
PEOPLE, YOU WERE NUMBER 2.

I KNOW I SOUND LIKE SUCH
A JACKASS RIGHT NOW.

I JUST
- I JUST REALLY WANTED THIS THING.

IT'S OK.

I THINK THINGS LIKE THIS
HAPPEN FOR A REASON.

LIKE, WHAT KIND OF REASON?

WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

ANOTHER JOB MIGHT COME ALONG
THAT YOU'RE AVAILABLE FOR NOW.

ONE THAT'S BETTER. THAT DOESN'T
REQUIRE A HEPATITIS-A SHOT.

AND TYPHOID AND YELLOW FEVER.

SEE?! THAT JOB BLOWS.

PLUS, NOW THAT
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING,

WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE,
YOU KNOW,

THAT TALK ABOUT US THAT
COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY HARD.

THAT'S TRUE.

NOT THAT IT WOULD'VE
BEEN HARD. I MEAN...

I SORT OF KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE
SAID, HAD WE HAD TO SAY STUFF.

BUT LUCKILY NOW WE DON'T.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE
ARE WAY BETTER JOBS OUT THERE.

YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T JUST JUMP

AT THE FIRST OFFER
THAT COMES TO ME. RIGHT?

RIGHT.

HEY, GUYS.
OH. AM I INTERRUPTING.

NO.
YES.

UM, I GOTTA MAKE A FEW CALLS.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

AND THANKS FOR THE TALK.
IT HELPED.

GET OUT!
ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE?!

UH-UH. NO.
WE'RE NOT SHARING.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU
ARE GROUNDED FROM ALL FUN THINGS,

INCLUDING GOSSIP, CHIT CHAT,
DELIGHTFUL BANTER.

YOU ARE GROUNDED
FROM BANTER.

I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I CAME IN HERE-

TO GIVE YOU MY STUFF.

WHAT IS THIS?

THESE ARE A FEW
OF MY FAVORITE THINGS.

AND I WOULD HAVE SUNG THAT BUT THAT
PROBABLY FALLS UNDER THE DELIGHTFULNESS RULE.

WELL, YOUR SINGING IS
DELIGHTFUL.

SO, YES.
WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT.

YOU'RE GIVING ME YOUR LAPTOP
AND YOUR PHONE?

AND MY NEW FAVORITE
SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL HEADBAND.

ISN'T SHE PRETTY?
I HAVEN'T EVEN WORN HER YET.

GOD, THAT ONE HURTS THE MOST.

ROSE-
NO, LOOK.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M
VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, OK?

I DID SOMETHING
THAT WAS REALLY TERRIBLE.

AND I WANT TO PROVE TO YOU
THAT I'M GOING TO BE BETTER.

OR YOU'RE TRYING TO KISS MY
ASS SO I REDUCE YOUR SENTENCE.

WHAT?! NO! NO. NO.
THAT'S NOT-

YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT. BEFORE
I GET EVEN MORE UPSET AT YOU.

WELL, FAST, PRECISE.
SHE DIDN'T FEEL A THING.

I BET YOU'RE HANDY
WITH THE LACY DELICATES.

YOU SHOULD SEE ME
WITH A PARING KNIFE.

I MEAN, TO CUT FOOD WITH.

NOT A BRAWL.

I'M NOT A SERIAL KILLER
OR ANYTHING-

CALM DOWN, LUIS.
YOU HAD ME AT THE DICED ONIONS.

NOW, THERE'S A CRATE OF COCONUTS
IN THE DOWNSTAIRS PANTRY.

LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE ALL
YOU'RE CRACKED UP TO BE.

DO YOU WANT TO GO OVER
THE VOCAB ONE MORE TIME?

I CAN QUIZ YOU IN THE CAR.

JORDANA'S PICKING ME UP.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE MAD
AT ME FOREVER?

Marco:
SO, FRENCH FINALS TODAY?

OUl.

IT'S BEGINNER FRENCH, MARCO.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ALL THAT.

YOU MIGHT.
I REMEMBER LAST YEAR,

MY FRENCH TEACHER HIT US
WITH A WHOLE NEW MESS OF STUFF

WE WEREN'T PREPPED FOR.

UH, I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

HI, I'M LUIS.

HE'S NEW.

AND NOW YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT
OF BOUNDARIES, LOUIS?

IT'S LUIS.

IT'S IRRELEVANT.

I'M CHARLIE'S COIN.
YOU KNOW, MEGAN'S FRIEND?

MORE MEGAN PEOPLE. IT'S LIKE WE'RE
IN HER OWN PERSONAL GAME OF SPORE.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW MY NAME.
I'M YOUR BOSS.

OH, YOU'RE LAUREL. WOW.
YOU LOOK GREAT FOR YOUR AGE.

AHH. I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

I WISH I COULD SAY THE FEELING
WAS MUTUAL, BUT I HATE LYING.

AHH. IS IT REALLY 4:00 A.M.?

I KNOW.

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU HATE ME?

NO.

NO, NOT AT ALL.

IF ANYTHING, I HATE MYSELF
FOR NOT BEING THERE FOR YOU.

IT'S LATE.

I SHOULD GO.

YEAH.

WHY COULDN'T WE JUST GO
TO YOUR PLACE AGAIN?

YOU MAY BE WITH MARCO
COOKING, BUT I'M NOT.

BECAUSE ROSE
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

TRYING TO PROVE HOW DEDICATED
SHE IS TO BEING GROUNDED.

WE COULD'VE GONE
TO YOUR PLACE.

NO, WE CAN'T. MANDY'S THERE. AND
WE'RE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF A THING.

HMM. WHAT KINDA THING?

IT PROBABLY STARTED WHEN I
ASKED HER TO MOVE IN WITH ME.

YOU WHAT?!

HOW COULD YOU GUYS
MOVE IN TOGETHER?

YOU'VE ONLY BEEN DATING
FOR, LIKE, A MINUTE.

IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, BECAUSE
NOW SHE MIGHT NOT MOVE IN ANYWAY.

OK. WHAT HAPPENED?
I NEED EXACT VERBIAGE.

OK. SHE SAID,

"MAYBE WE JUMPED THE GUN."

AND THAT IF I WANTED, SHE COULD
STILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER PLACE.

AND WHAT DID YOU SAY
WHEN SHE SAID THAT?

NOTHING.

OWW! WHAT?!

YOU FAILED THE TEST!

WHEN SHE SAID,
"MAYBE WE JUMPED THE GUN,"

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY,
"I DON'T THINK THAT WE DID."

WAIT, YOU JUST SAID
THAT WE DID.

WELL, YOU DID.
BUT THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.

YOU CAN'T JUST PUT THE OFFER
OUT THERE AND TAKE IT BACK.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEN?

I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

WHEN WILL FOUND OUT
THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO BRAZIL,

I TOLD HIM, WE DIDN'T NEED TO
HAVE THE CONVERSATION ABOUT US.

BUT CLEARLY I WANTED
TO HAVE THE CONVERSATION,

WHICH WAS OBVIOUS BY MY TONE.

CLEARLY OBVIOUS.

AND WHEN MANDY SAID,
"MAYBE WE JUMPED THE GUN,"

SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY JUST LOOKING
FOR A LITTLE REASSURANCE

THAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING
THE RIGHT THING.

BUT WHAT IF WE'RE NOT?

I DON'T KNOW. BUT IF YOU LIKE
HER, YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER.

FAIR ENOUGH.

NOW, LET ME GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE.

LIKE I NEED ANY,
BUT GO AHEAD.

WILL JUST LOST A JOB, RIGHT?

PROBABLY THE FIRST REAL
REJECTION THE GUY'S EVER HAD.

SO INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THE
IMAGINARY TEST YOU THOUGHT YOU GAVE HIM,

WHY NOT TRY BEING THE GREAT
GIRLFRIEND HE NEEDS RIGHT NOW?

IT'S A LITTLE ON THE
SIMPLE SIDE, BUT NOT BAD.

OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HERE.

I'VE GOT SOME BAGS IN THE CAR
THAT NEED FETCHING.

HELLO? BAGS ARE WAITING.

NOW, SAGE, YOU KNOW THERE'S A
WHOLE SEPARATE FETCHING STAFF.

I'LL GO GET THE REST
OF THE ONIONS.

THOSE ARE PRETTY EARRINGS.

YOU KNOW, YOU COULD PROBABLY FEED
A TINY NATION WITH WHAT THEY COST.

BUT THEY LOOK NICE ON YOU.

UGH! FIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY!

I KNOW YOU'RE BORED AND
FIGHTING SEASONAL DEPRESSION.

BUT YOU CAN'T JUST FIRE
WILLY NILLY.

YEAH. BUT HE'S MAKING ME FEEL
BAD ABOUT TINY NATIONS.

AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT-

BUP-BUP. GO FIND SOMEONE
ELSE TO TORTURE, ABU SAGE.

THAT BOY WORKS
IN MY DEPARTMENT.

AND UNLESS YOU FIND A PROBLEM WITH
HIS BEARNAISE OR HIS BEURRE NOIR,

THAT BOY'S NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.

YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME
EVENTUALLY.

YOU MIGHT NEED
MY BONE MARROW SOME DAY.

THIS WAY. KEEP 'EM CLOSED.

OK.
OK.

Laurel: JUST PUT THESE
IN MY UPSTAIRS OFFICE.

LAUREL, HI.

MEGAN. WILLIAM.

HI, LAUREL.
THIS PROBABLY LOOKS ODD.

I'M TOO TIRED TO NOTICE.

GOODNIGHT.

WAIT. WAIT.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

IT WAS VERY NICE.
THANK YOU.

REALLY?

UM, I'M STARTING TO FEEL REALLY
AWKWARD HERE. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

WE'LL TALK TOMORROW.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT YOU TWO.

OK. KEEP IT GOING.
KEEP 'EM CLOSED.

KEEP 'EM CLOSED.

AND OPEN!

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

WILL DAVIS,

WELCOME TO YOUR VERY
OWN WALLOW HOLLOW.

JUST LISTEN, OK?

WHEN I LIVED IN NEW YORK,

I SENT OUT A TON OF RESUMES AND SHORT STORIES
- THE WHOLE DEAL.

AND AS A RESULT, I RECEIVED
A LOT OF REJECTION LETTERS.

SO, TO GET OVER THAT REJECTION,

I MADE UP A LITTLE RITUAL
FOR MYSELF.

IT STARTED WITH A HOT PASTRAMI
SANDWICH FROM THE CARNEGIE DELI.

AND THEN I WOULD GO OVER
TO ROCKEFELLER CENTER-

WELL, THE HOLIDAYS WERE
THE BEST TIME TO GET REJECTED,

BECAUSE THE ICE RINK WOULD BE UP

AND THE VENDORS
WOULD SELL HOT CHESTNUTS.

AND OF COURSE, THE CHRISTMAS
TREE ALL LIT UP AND BEAUTIFUL.

AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO, I DIDN'T
EVEN FEEL THE REJECTION AT ALL.

OR YOU WERE JUST TOO NUMB
TO FEEL ANYTHING.

BECAUSE CHRISTMAS
IN NEW YORK IS WICKED COLD.

IT TAKES A WHILE TO GET OVER
YOUR FIRST REJECTION.

BUT IT DOES GO AWAY.

AND I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
TO WALLOW IN THE MISERY.

AHH. WALLOW HOLLOW.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE
MUCH OF A PASTRAMI GUY.

SO I GOT YOU A SUSHI BOAT.

AND I HUNTED DOWN
YOUR FAVORITE JAPANESE BEER.

AND I THOUGHT A NIGHT OF MONTY PYTHON
MOVIES COULD CURE ANYONE OF A BAD MOOD.

YOU ARE AMAZING.

I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
SUCH A GROUCH.

THIS THING
JUST REALLY THREW ME.

OF COURSE IT DID.

I SPENT ALL LAST WEEK
THINKING ABOUT IT.

AND I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T
REALIZE HOW EXCITED I GOT.

BUT NOW-

WAIT. UM, "ALL LAST WEEK"?

I THOUGHT YOU JUST GOT
THE JOB YESTERDAY MORNING.

WELL, THE OFFICIAL OFFER
CAME YESTERDAY.

BUT THEY BASICALLY TOLD ME
IT WAS A DONE DEAL LA WEEK,

WHEN I MET WITH SOLANO.

I'M CONFUSED.

LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

RIGHT? I HAVE
AN AWESOME GIRLFRIEND,

A BOATLOAD OF SUSHI,
AND MONTY PYTHON.

I GOT NOTHING
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING. GO BACK TO SLEEP.

WHAT'S GOING ON, ROSE?

I'M JUST LEAVING YOU
A LITTLE SURPRISE.

ARE THOSE MY JEANS?

OH, MY GOD.

I KNOW,
I BEDAZZLED THEM FOR YOU.

YOU BE-WHAT-ED THEM?

SAGE AND I USED TO DO
ALL OF OUR JAMES PERSE T-SHIRTS,

YOU KNOW,
TO JAZZ 'EM UP A LITTLE.

AND YOU ALWAYS SAY
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE OUR CLOTHES.

ON YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE 16, AND YOU CAN
WEAR RHINESTONE JEANS AND CRYSTAL HEADBANDS.

COME ON,
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE 30.

YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AND VIBRANT.

YOU COULD ADD A TON MORE SPARKLE
TO YOUR WARDROBE,

ESPECIALLY FOR DATE NIGHTS
LIKE TONIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DON'T HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

YOU DO NOW.

SEE, JORDANA AND I MADE A RESERVATION
AT MAGED, LIKE, 2 MONTHS AGO.

AND BECAUSE I'M GROUNDED,
I CAN'T GO.

SO I CALLED THEM UP. PUT THE NAME
UNDER WILL, SO YOU GUYS CAN GO INSTEAD.

AHH. NO.
DO YOU HATE MOROCCAN FOOD?

BECAUSE COUS COUS
IS PRETTY AWESOME.

NO. I DON'T HATE COUS COUS,
ROSE.

I CAN'T GO OUT
WITH WILL TONIGHT

OR ANY OTHER NIGHT
EVER AGAIN. MAYBE.

I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

OH, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING. NOTHING THAT
I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

MAYBE I CAN HELP. AND HELPING
IS THE SAME AS DOING A GOOD DEED.

AND DOING GOOD DEEDS IS A PART OF
WHAT BEING GROUNDED IS ALL ABOUT.

LIKE COMMUNITY SERVICE
FOR PRISONERS.

OK.

IS THERE A GUY THAT YOU LIKE
AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW?

ZACHARY TODD.
HE WEARS A CHOKER. IT'S HOT.

OK. WELL, LET'S JUST SAY HYPOTHETICALLY
THAT ZACHARY WANTED TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND.

HE EVEN WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO TELL
YOU THAT HE WANTED TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND.

AND OF COURSE YOU WERE PSYCHED BECAUSE
YOU LIKED HYPOTHETICAL ZACH A LOT.

OH, WHO WOULDN'T?
HE'S REALLY HOT.

RIGHT. BUT THEN YOU FIND OUT WHEN HYPOTHETICAL
ZACH ASKED YOU TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND,

HE ALREADY KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BOARDING
SCHOOL IN BRAZIL FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS.

WAS HE PLANNING ON DOING
THE WHOLE LONG DISTANCE THING?

HE WAS NOT.

SO, IT WAS A BOGUS ASK.

UH-HUH. COMPLETELY.

EWW. I HATE HYPOTHETICAL ZACH.

ME, TOO. WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN SEE HOW I
CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE COUS COUS WITH HIM.

NOW, THANK YOU
FOR MY BEDAZZLEY JEANS.

AND PLEASE GO RESUME YOUR PRISON
SENTENCE OUTSIDE OF MY BEDROOM.

MORNING, LOUIE.

IT'S LUIS.

REGARDLESS. I NEED YOU
TO MAKE ME A CASSOULET.

REALLY? I WOULD THINK
SOMEONE OF YOUR STATURE

WOULDN'T WANT TO EAT
A PEASANT'S DISH.

HUH. AND I WOULDN'T THINK
THE KITCHEN STAFF

WOULD QUESTION A FOOD REQUEST.

WELL, I WISH I COULD HELP.

BUT MARCO AND I ARE BUSY WITH
LAUREL'S DINNER FOR THE SHAREHOLDERS.

LISTEN, APRON.

LET ME RUN THIS DOWN FOR YOU.

YOUR JOB HERE MAY NOT REQUIRE
YOU TO FETCH MY BAGS.

BUT YOU DAMN WELL
HAVE TO MAKE MY FOOD.

WHEN A MEMBER OF THE LIMOGES
FAMILY, SUCH AS MYSELF,

REQUESTS A DISH, IT IS UP TO YOU TO
FIGURE OUT HOW TO MEET THAT REQUEST.

UNLESS, YOU WANT ME
TO TELL MY GRANDMOTHER

THAT SOMEONE ON OUR STAFF
HAS NO IDEA HOW TO MULTITASK.

AND THEN OF COURSE MARCO WILL
GET IN TROUBLE FOR HIRING YOU,

AND THAT WILL PROBABLY BRING
DOWN YOUR LITTLE PAL MEGAN.

AS YOU WISH, MADAME.

BUT A PROPER CASSOULET
TAKES 2 DAYS TO PREPARE.

SUPER. LUNCH TOMORROW THEN.

AND DON'T BE LATE.

I GET REALLY MEAN
WHEN MY BLOOD SUGAR'S LOW.

WHAT'S YOU AXCUSE
FOR THE REST OF THE TIME?

I HEARD THAT.

I SAID IT LOUD.

OR IF YOU HAVE
ANY LAUNDRY TO DO,

I- I'M AN EXCELLENT FOLDER.

NOR DO I HANDLE THE LAUNDERING
HERE AT THE ESTATE.

YOUR JOB IS PRETTY CAKEY,
ISN'T IT?

CAN I GET IT?

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

CAN I HELP YOU?

I'M HERE TO SEE LAUREL.

MILES!

FOR YOU.

WELL, THANK YOU.

DID SOMEONE SAY-

ROSE, UH,
THIS IS MY FRIEND MILES,

A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE
OF MINE.

THIS IS
MY GRANDDAUGHTER ROSE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU, ROSE.

HOLY-

AND THIS IS MEGAN.

MEGAN, CAN YOU JOIN ME
IN MY STUDY?

I HAVE SOME PAPERWORK
FOR YOU TO SIGN.

AND ROSE, WHY DON'T YOU ASK
ARLENE TO PUT THESE IN SOME WATER?

OH, I'LL DO IT.

WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

HE CAME TO BRING
YOU FLOWERS. IT'S SO SWEET.

OH, AND HE'S SO CUTE.

HE IS, ISN'T HE?

UH-HUH.

OH, GOD, THIS IS CRAZY.

I HAVEN'T TOLD THE GIRLS YET.

AND I CERTAINLY
CAN'T TELL THEM LIKE THIS.

YOUR CONFERENCE CALL IS
WAITING.

FOR HEAVEN SAKES,
GERALDINE, LEARN TO KNOCK.

I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT.

I'M SORRY. YOUR CONFERENCE CALL
IS ON LINE ONE.

TELL THEM TO HOLD.

AND YOU GET ROSE UPSTAIRS.

DONE.

AND THE POOL IS RIGHT DOWN HERE.

OH, WE ALSO HAVE
AN INDOOR POOL.

BUT THAT'S MORE
FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS,

LIKE THOSE 3 DAYS
OF WINTER THAT WE GET.

ROSE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING YOUR ROOM.

I AM.
LET'S GO. CHOP CHOP.

MILES, JOIN ME.

I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

IT'S MY FAULT.
I SHOULD HAVE CALLED.

I WASN'T THINKING. I JUST
THOUGHT IT'D BE ROMANTIC.

IT IS. I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE.

IT'S JUST THE GIRLS
DON'T KNOW YET.

OF COURSE. OF COURSE.

AND PARIS IS WAITING
ON THE PHONE.

I'M GONNA HAVE GERALDINE SET
YOU UP IN A ROOM AT THE BREAKERS.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO.
I'VE ALREADY BOOKED A HOTEL.

DON'T BE SILLY. I WANT TO.

AND I'LL COME AS SOON AS I CAN.

MMM.

HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

UH, I WAS GONNA GO
GRAB A BEER WITH ALI.

I WASN'T SURE
WHAT TIME YOUR SHIFT ENDED.

CAN WE TALK?
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD.

I'M NOT MAD.
YES, YOU ARE.

YOU'RE MAD
BECAUSE I FAILED THE TEST.

THE GIRL TEST.

YOU WANTED ME TO SAY
THAT YOU SHOULD MOVE IN

WHEN YOU TOLD ME
NOT TO STRESS OUT.

UH, NO. I WANTED YOU
TO STOP STRESSING OUT

WHEN I ASKED YOU
NOT TO STRESS OUT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
MEGAN SAID-

YOU TALKED TO MEGAN ABOUT US?!

IS THIS A TEST?

WHY ARE YOU TALKING
TO MEGAN ABOUT US

WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN
TALK TO ME ABOUT US?

WHAT THE HELL'S THAT ABOUT?!

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE HAD A
PROBLEM UNTIL MEGAN TOLD ME WE DID.

I MEAN-

THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE
IS THAT YOU SEEM TO THINK

THAT EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD
IS LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

BUT NO OFFENSE,
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS NUTS.

WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE-

NOT THE TIME. UNDERSTOOD.

SHE DOES NOT SPEAK
FOR ALL WOMEN.

AND SHE DEFINITELY
DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME.

AND THE FACT THAT
YOU DON'T GET THAT ABOUT ME

MAKES ME EVEN MORE RELIEVED
THAT I FOUND AN APARTMENT TODAY.

WAIT. WHAT?

IN COCONUT GROVE. IT'S LESS THAN
WHAT I WAS PAYING AT MY OLD PLACE.

AND ALMOST AN HOUR AWAY.

UH-LOOK,
I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW, OK?

I'M LATE TO MEET ALI.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.

WE COULD ALWAYS TRY
THE LONG DISTANCE THING.

HI.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE ROOM?

NAH. ROOM'S GREAT. I'VE
BEEN ENJOYING IT ALL DAY.

YOU'VE BEEN WAITING.

I SHOULD HAVE CALLED EARLIER.

IT'S AFTER 9:00,
AND I FELL LIKE AN IDIOT.

I AM SO SORRY.

THE DAY JUST GOT AWAY FROM ME.

MY MEETINGS WENT LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.

IT'S MY FAULT.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME.

NO. NO. NO.

I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
IT'S JUST-

IT'S JUST THAT YOU DON'T
HAVE TIME.

WELL, I COULD HAVE MADE TIME
IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING.

AND CONSIDERING
THE SITUATION WITH THE GIRLS,

IT PROBABLY WASN'T
THE BEST IDEA

TO SHOW AT MY DOORSTEP
UNANNOUNCED LIKE THAT.

YOU SHOWED UP
ON MY DOORSTEP.

WELL, THAT WAS DIFFERENT.

HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT?

BECAUSE AS MUCH AS I ENJOY
ROMANTIC SWEEPING GESTURES,

MY GRANDDAUGHTERS COME FIRST.

AND YOUR CONFERENCE CALLS,
AND YOUR SERVANTS.

HOW MANY OF THOSE
DO YOU HAVE ANYWAY?

ARE YOU UPSET BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN
WAITING ALL DAY OR BECAUSE I HAVE A STAFF?

BECAUSE I WON'T APOLOGIZE
FOR THE LATTER.

IT'S LATE, AND I'M REALLY NOT
IN THE MOOD FOR DINNER ANYMORE.

FINE.

NEITHER AM I.

THERE YOU ARE.

BEEN CALLING YOU ALL DAY.

UH-OH. YOU LOOK UPSET.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?

KINDA. YEAH.

WHAT'S BRINGING YOU DOWN?

YOU. MY BOYFRIEND.

THE BOYFRIEND
WHO HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY

TO JUST BE MY FRIEND
AND NOT GET ALL COMMITTED.

THEN YOU HAD TO GO
AND BE MR. ROMANTIC

AND MAKE EVERYTHING
ALL BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIENDY

ALL THE WHILE KNOWING
IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD

THAT YOU WERE NEVER GOING
TO HAVE TO BE MY BOYFRIEND

BECAUSE YOU WERE LEAVING
FOR BRAZIL.

OH.

"OH"?

THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?

I MEAN, I SEE
WHY YOU'RE UPSET.

BUT THAT'S NOT
WHAT HAPPENED.

YOU DIDN'T ASK ME
TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

AFTER YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE
LEAVING THE COUNTRY?

YEAH. THATAPPENED. BUT NOT
THE WAY YOU'RE MAKING IT OUT.

I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU.

RIGHT.
AND I WANTED THAT JOB.

ONE THING HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE OTHER.

I JUST KNEW
THAT I WANTED BOTH.

LOOK. I'M SORRY.

THIS IS???

RIGHT? I'VE NEVER HAD TO
THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF BEFORE.

I'VE NEVER HAD TO INCORPORATE
ANOTHER PERSON INTO MY DECISIONS.

AND... IT'S HARD.

SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I WANT SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS.

SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BOYFRIEND

WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TELL HIM
EVERY 2 MINUTES.

I JUST DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY
FOR ALL OF THIS, WILL.

I JUST DON'T.

OH NO.

ARE THOSE MY GRADES?

YEP. I THOUGHT
WE COULD OPEN THEM TOGETHER.

WERE YOU SURE
THIS ONE'S MINE?

3 Bs, 2 Cs,

AND AN A-
IN FRENCH NO LESS.

ROSE, THIS IS AMAZING!

IT'S LIKE
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

I KNOW!

NOW, I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU TRIED TO
CHEAT, BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT YOU, I GUESS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IT SOUNDS STUPID NOW. BUT
THAT'S HOW IT ALL STARTED.

I MEAN, I KNEW THAT I LET YOU
DOWN WITH MY ENGLISH FINAL.

AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
LIKE YOU'D BEEN WASTING YOUR TIME.

YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY LESS
MAD IF YOU'D JUST GOTTEN A BAD GRADE.

I MEAN, LYING AND CHEATING
IS WAY WORSE THAN GETTING A D.

I KNOW.
SAGE SAID THE SAME THING.

SEE. YOU'VE REDUCED ME
TO SIDING WITH SAGE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP
TORTURING HER?

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU.

NEXT SEMESTER, I WILL EASE UP ON
THE PRESSURE AND THE STUDY HOURS,

IF YOU TELL ME WHEN YOUR
HEAD'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE.

DEAL.

OK. AND BECAUSE I FEEL A LITTLE
RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS,

I'M GONNA TAKE 2 DAYS OFF
OF YOUR GROUNDING

IF YOU PROMISE TO NEVER BEDAZZLE
ANYTHING OF MINE EVERY AGAIN.

HOUSEKEEPING LET ME IN.

AND IT IS YOUR CORPORATE SUITE.

THAT, TOO.

BUT WHY STIR THE POT.

I WANTED TO CALL YOU, BUT I DON'T HAVE
YOUR NUMBER. AND YOU'RE NOT LISTED.

I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
LEFT LIKE THAT.

I'M SORRY, TOO.

I DIDN'T MEAN
THOSE THINGS I SAID.

I KNOW MY LIFE IS COMPLICATED.

I'M WILLING TO MAKE SACRIFICES.

BUT YOU HAVE
TO MEET ME HALFWAY.

I CAN'T JUST GIVE UP
EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR.

I'M NOT READY TO DO THAT.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO.

GOOD.

SO LET'S MAKE THIS WORK.

NEXT WEEK I'M IN PARIS.

BUT THE WEEK AFTER, I'M HERE FOR
3 DAYS BEFORE I GO TO NEW YORK.

LAUREL.

AND THE ONE AFTER THAT'S
A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT

BECAUSE WE'RE LAUNCHING
THIS NEW SKIN LINE.

LAUREL, STOP.
LISTEN TO ME.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOUR LIFE IS MORE
COMPLICATED THAN MINE.

AND YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD
OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

I AM.
I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.

BUT NOT AMAZING ENOUGH
TO TRY AND MAKE THIS WORK.

THERE'S NOTHING TO TRY.

I LEAD A SMALL,
QUIET LIFE IN CALIFORNIA.

I'M AT A POINT WHERE...

I WANT SOMEONE
AT MY SIDE AT MY PACE.

AND YOU JUST CAN'T
DO THAT RIGHT NOW.

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY GOOD
AT WAITING. YOU KNOW THAT.

WE'VE NEVER HAD
VERY GOOD TIMING, HAVE WE?

MAYBE NOT.

BUT I'M GLAD
THAT YOU FOUND ME AGAIN.

BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT WE DESERVED A BETTER ENDING.

HMM.

WOW. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

4 HOURS OF PREP WORK.
6 HOURS MARINATING.

5 HOURS OF SLOW COOKED LAMB,
RABBIT, AND SAUSAGEY GOODNESS.

DID YOU SAY RABBIT?

CLASSIC CASSOULET.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT?

YEAH. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MEANT
YOU'D BE COOKING THUMPER FOR DINNER.

WHAT?

SORRY, HONEY.
I DON'T DO BUNNY.

THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ME FOR IT?

I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE
A CASSEROLE.

NOODLES ARE MY FAV.

ANY CHANCE YOU CAN MAKE ME
ONE OF THOSE?

HMM. THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

HEY! GOT YOUR REPORT CARD
IN THE MAIL TODAY.

YOU DID GREAT.

HOW DID ROSE DO?

YOU SHOULD ASK HER.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
SHE HATES ME RIGHT NOW.

WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE THAT GIRL
CAN HOLD A GRUDGE FOREVER.

NOW I DOUBT SHE ???

SHE KNOWS YOU WERE
LOOKING OUT FOR HER.

DOESN'T MATTER.
ROSE NEVER LETS ANYTHING GO,

WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW
TO KEEP SECRETS BETTER AROUND HER.

I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU KEEPING A
SECRET FROM ROSE FOR VERY LONG.

SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS
I'LL NEVER TELL HER.

SORRY. THE STUPID PIPE IN
MY BATHROOM IS STILL BUSTED.

AND I DON'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO SHOWER.

MOVE IN WITH ME.

CHARLIE...

WE JUMPED THE GUN.

WE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE WITHOUT
EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT FIRST.

THAT WAS DUMB.

BUT I SAY WE JUST
FIGURE IT OUT.

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU,
MANDY, A LOT.

A LOT, HUH?

YOU'RE SMART. YOU SURF.

YOU LOOK GREAT IN MY TOWEL.

AND YOU CALL ME ON MY CRAP.

WELL, THAT'S SWEET, BUT I'M NOT
SURE IT'S ENOUGH TO SIGN A LEASE.

OK.

THEN HOW ABOUT THE THOUGHT
OF NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN

FREAKS ME OUT WAY MORE THAN THE
POSSIBILITY THAT I'D BE SEEING YOU TOO MUCH.

SO MOVE IN WITH ME.

OK.

MMM.

YOU WERE RIGHT.
I SCREWED UP.

I WOULD LOVE TO NOT BE
IN THESE JEANS RIGHT NOW.

JUST LISTEN.
BECAUSE I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS

AND I JUST HAVE TO GET IT ALL
OUT WHILE IT STILL MAKES SENSE.

I DID ASK YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
WHEN I THOUGHT THAT I WAS LEAVING

BECAUSE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND,

I PROBABLY KNEW
THAT IF I DIDN'T,

YOU'D NEVER KNOW
HOW INTO YOU I WAS.

AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE. AND
YOU WOULD HAVE MET SOMEBODY ELSE.

AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO LOSE YOU.

OK.

BUT THEN WHEN I KNEW
FOR SURE THAT I WAS GOING,

I COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT
ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD REALLY MEAN

TO BE IN A LONG DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIP.

BECAUSE I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN
CLOSE DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP BEFORE.

AND I ???

UH-HUH.

BUT NOW I SCREWED IT UP ANYWAY.

AND THE WORST PART IS THAT
NOW I'M EVEN MORE KEENLY AWARE

OF WHAT AN INCREDIBLE
GIRLFRIEND YOU ARE.

AND THE BOTTOM LINE, MEGAN,
IS I WANT A SECOND CHANCE.

WELL, IT WOULD BE
A THIRD CHANCE.

BALCONY WAS YOUR
SECOND CHANCE KINDA.

RIGHT.

WELL, I WANT A THIRD CHANCE.

LOOK, I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT
AND THE RAPID FIRE PACE.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
KINDA OVER APOLOGIES.

I MEAN, WORDS ARE NICE-

BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER.

I AGREE.

COME WITH ME.

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

I SMELL FRIED MEAT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW THAT SMELL.

FLOWN IN FROM
THE CARNEGIE DELI.

THIS IS MY MAN FRANK.

AND ALSO...

WAIT FOR IT.

OH, MY GOD!

HOW DID YOU-

WELL, I KNOW SOME PEOPLE.

LOOK, I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE,
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HELP ME OUT.

BUT I DO KNOW THAT PART OF BEING
A GOOD BOYFRIEND IS LISTENING.

AND BIG PRESENTS
NEVER HURT EITHER.

WELL, YOU'RE A QUICK
LEARNER. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

OK, SO JORDANA AND BRECK

AND JORDANA PASSED OUT
ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR.

AND HER DAD HAD TO CARRY HER-

IT WAS SO FUNNY.
AND I'M JUST KINDA UPSET

THAT THEY DIDN'T REALLY
ASK US TO GO. YOU KNOW?

LIKE, WE'RE HER BEST FRIENDS.
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

DO YOU EVER WATCH U.F.C.?

WHAT?

ULTIMATE FIGHTING.

OH, MY GOD. I'M EXHAUSTED.

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