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This woman just saved an entire building, 15 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:37,247 and all you care about is who she's dating? 16 00:00:37,249 --> 00:00:39,423 Yes! Thank you! 17 00:00:39,426 --> 00:00:40,784 And I don't understand why people 18 00:00:40,786 --> 00:00:42,018 keep calling me Green Fury. 19 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:43,127 I mean, I understand the "Green" part, 20 00:00:43,129 --> 00:00:45,155 but I literally save people's lives for a living! 21 00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:47,657 - [Jack-O-Lantern laughing evilly] - Watch out! 22 00:00:47,659 --> 00:00:49,659 - [fireball whooshes] - [Emily grunts] 23 00:00:49,661 --> 00:00:50,920 Green Fury! 24 00:00:50,923 --> 00:00:52,056 You okay? 25 00:00:52,059 --> 00:00:54,526 Yeah. Thanks. 26 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:58,334 Hey! I owe you one. 27 00:00:58,336 --> 00:00:59,248 Oh. 28 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:00,537 If you're ever in trouble, 29 00:01:00,539 --> 00:01:01,671 just push that button. 30 00:01:01,673 --> 00:01:05,141 Thanks. I will. 31 00:01:05,143 --> 00:01:06,609 [whooshing] 32 00:01:06,611 --> 00:01:08,144 [chuckles softly] 33 00:01:08,146 --> 00:01:11,285 Oh, come on. 34 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:13,283 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 35 00:01:13,285 --> 00:01:14,718 You bitch. 36 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,985 You knew I liked her. 37 00:01:15,987 --> 00:01:17,587 - Wh... - How dare you? 38 00:01:17,589 --> 00:01:18,922 No... [scoffs] 39 00:01:18,924 --> 00:01:21,925 [heroic music] 40 00:01:21,927 --> 00:01:28,998 41 00:01:44,091 --> 00:01:48,388 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 42 00:01:50,088 --> 00:01:52,789 So you're telling me, if you push that, Green Fury will come? 43 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:54,791 - It's what she said. - I'll give you $10,000 for it. 44 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:56,426 It's for emergencies, Teddy. 45 00:01:56,428 --> 00:01:59,195 And Green Fury just came off dating The Olympian. 46 00:01:59,197 --> 00:02:00,964 I don't know if you're her type. 47 00:02:00,966 --> 00:02:03,366 - Both: Ooh! - Okay. All right, all right. 48 00:02:03,368 --> 00:02:05,168 If it's the abs things, I been working on mine. 49 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:07,170 I watched this YouTube video all about airbrush contouring 50 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:08,872 for this area, and it's pretty photo-real 51 00:02:08,874 --> 00:02:10,173 if I just, like, constantly stand in front of her 52 00:02:10,175 --> 00:02:11,238 at the exact same angle. 53 00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:13,309 We did a dry run. I was mesmerized. 54 00:02:13,311 --> 00:02:15,345 Uh-huh. Shredded! [chuckles] 55 00:02:15,347 --> 00:02:17,280 I'll kick in 500 bucks if I can be there 56 00:02:17,282 --> 00:02:18,636 to watch her break his heart. 57 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,084 Aww, thank you, Wendy. Okay, so we're at $10,500 now. 58 00:02:21,086 --> 00:02:22,919 Are you really gonna walk away from that? 59 00:02:22,921 --> 00:02:24,187 So are you walking away from that, 60 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:26,723 or are you just... walking away? 61 00:02:26,725 --> 00:02:28,224 Ah, there she is! 62 00:02:28,226 --> 00:02:30,226 Who's ready for her first board meeting? 63 00:02:30,228 --> 00:02:32,562 - This gal! - [laughs] 64 00:02:32,564 --> 00:02:34,697 I can't believe the board even knows who I am. 65 00:02:34,699 --> 00:02:36,666 They don't! They said if I wanted to bring 66 00:02:36,668 --> 00:02:39,002 a lesser person to make me feel important, 67 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:40,470 that I could. 68 00:02:40,472 --> 00:02:42,105 Well, they'll know who I am soon. 69 00:02:42,107 --> 00:02:44,741 I've got some great ideas on the Wayne Security Poncho. 70 00:02:44,743 --> 00:02:45,909 Do you want me to tell you now 71 00:02:45,911 --> 00:02:47,744 or surprise you in front of the board? 72 00:02:47,746 --> 00:02:52,549 Ooh, I so love surprises, but... 73 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:54,951 Listen, why don't we go with door number three? 74 00:02:54,953 --> 00:02:57,487 Hmm? You don't talk at all. 75 00:02:57,489 --> 00:02:59,689 Well, if I don't talk, what do I do? 76 00:02:59,691 --> 00:03:01,057 Quite a bit, actually. 77 00:03:01,059 --> 00:03:04,394 If I make a funny, you make a laughy. 78 00:03:04,396 --> 00:03:06,029 But, Van, this is my chance 79 00:03:06,031 --> 00:03:08,598 to meet the top executives at the company. 80 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,500 Okay, it is my moment to shine! 81 00:03:10,502 --> 00:03:12,902 And shine you will, Emily. Shine you will. 82 00:03:12,904 --> 00:03:14,804 But dimly. Very dimly. 83 00:03:14,806 --> 00:03:17,874 Can you believe Van wants me to sit silently 84 00:03:17,876 --> 00:03:19,642 in my first board meeting? 85 00:03:19,644 --> 00:03:21,068 Actually, he's right. 86 00:03:21,071 --> 00:03:22,812 If you want to move ahead in this company, 87 00:03:22,814 --> 00:03:24,581 you don't pitch them your ideas. 88 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,416 You tell the idiots in that boys club 89 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:28,451 how brilliant their ideas are. 90 00:03:28,453 --> 00:03:31,054 So you want me to be a yes-man? 91 00:03:31,056 --> 00:03:32,388 It works for Van. 92 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:34,924 He is the Mozart of sucking up. 93 00:03:34,926 --> 00:03:37,894 Jackie, hey, send Charles a cheese log 94 00:03:37,896 --> 00:03:40,763 as a congratulations for his vasectomy. 95 00:03:40,765 --> 00:03:42,799 He'll get that that's a penis joke, right? 96 00:03:42,801 --> 00:03:45,969 I'll throw in some chestnuts and a nutcracker. 97 00:03:45,971 --> 00:03:49,806 [laughs] Chestnuts? 98 00:03:50,909 --> 00:03:51,941 I don't get it. 99 00:03:51,943 --> 00:03:53,276 He doesn't get it. 100 00:03:53,278 --> 00:03:55,278 Mommy! 101 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,313 You better not be having any fun. 102 00:03:57,315 --> 00:03:59,816 Mom! 103 00:03:59,818 --> 00:04:03,286 I hate this place, and I'm all out of tape. 104 00:04:03,288 --> 00:04:05,955 Hey, next time you put tape all over your face, 105 00:04:05,957 --> 00:04:07,290 start with your mouth. 106 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:09,988 Jackie! You brought your daughter? 107 00:04:09,991 --> 00:04:11,828 I love kids. 108 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:13,630 You can put anything in their pockets, 109 00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:15,698 and no one ever checks. 110 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,067 Hey, Ruby, do you want to go shopping? 111 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:19,502 - Yeah! - She can't. 112 00:04:19,504 --> 00:04:21,337 She was suspended from school 113 00:04:21,339 --> 00:04:23,673 because she hit another kid. 114 00:04:23,676 --> 00:04:25,673 Dope! 115 00:04:25,676 --> 00:04:28,825 So what'd the punk do to deserve an ass-whupping? 116 00:04:28,828 --> 00:04:32,130 Well, I don't know, because Ruby refuses to tell me. 117 00:04:32,133 --> 00:04:35,489 Hey, do you want to go hide thumbtacks in Steve's sandwich? 118 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,399 - Cool! - No. 119 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,322 Unfortunately, she's too young to understand 120 00:04:39,325 --> 00:04:41,125 that you're a cautionary tale. 121 00:04:41,127 --> 00:04:43,094 You're sitting quietly by me. 122 00:04:43,096 --> 00:04:45,096 - Lame! - Lame! 123 00:04:45,098 --> 00:04:46,685 [whispering] I'm sorry. 124 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:47,748 You're lame! 125 00:04:47,751 --> 00:04:50,868 - Your mom is so lame. - I know. 126 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:53,004 So we'll just toss that money into the fake charity 127 00:04:53,006 --> 00:04:54,605 we made for tax purposes, 128 00:04:54,607 --> 00:04:57,074 unless anyone has any moral objections. 129 00:04:57,076 --> 00:05:00,144 [laughter] 130 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:01,779 Don't laugh as loud as me. 131 00:05:01,781 --> 00:05:03,214 - I'm not. - Okay, shh. 132 00:05:03,216 --> 00:05:05,116 All right, next item on the agenda 133 00:05:05,118 --> 00:05:07,885 is the Wayne Security Poncho. 134 00:05:07,887 --> 00:05:11,322 It is resistant to lasers, gamma rays, fire, 135 00:05:11,324 --> 00:05:13,357 and, apparently, consumers. 136 00:05:13,359 --> 00:05:14,625 Oh, no! 137 00:05:14,627 --> 00:05:15,593 Our sales are as low 138 00:05:15,595 --> 00:05:17,195 as Charles' sperm count. 139 00:05:17,197 --> 00:05:19,831 [laughs] Kink in the hose! 140 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:21,732 So we are discontinuing it. 141 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:25,303 Oh, no! The head honcho just killed the poncho. 142 00:05:25,305 --> 00:05:27,405 Oh! Oh! 143 00:05:27,407 --> 00:05:28,609 Uh, wait a minute. 144 00:05:28,612 --> 00:05:30,208 You can't just give up on the poncho. 145 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,009 It's a fantastic product. 146 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:34,496 Which no one is buying, but you know who is? 147 00:05:34,499 --> 00:05:35,410 This guy! 148 00:05:35,413 --> 00:05:36,848 Come on. First round is on me. 149 00:05:36,850 --> 00:05:38,716 Uh, no. 150 00:05:38,718 --> 00:05:40,284 I would like to hear out the young lady 151 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:42,086 who just shut down our entire meeting. 152 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:45,089 [laughs] 153 00:05:45,091 --> 00:05:47,391 Well, the reason it's not selling 154 00:05:47,393 --> 00:05:49,927 is because it doesn't have a cool factor. 155 00:05:49,929 --> 00:05:51,762 What we really need is a spokesperson 156 00:05:51,764 --> 00:05:54,332 that will make it cool by association. 157 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:56,234 Like a Kevin James. 158 00:05:56,236 --> 00:05:57,802 He is the King of Queens. 159 00:05:57,804 --> 00:06:01,105 I was thinking someone like a superhero. 160 00:06:01,107 --> 00:06:04,442 - Oh, my. - [laughter] 161 00:06:04,444 --> 00:06:06,344 Superheroes don't do commercials. 162 00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:10,381 - I can get Green Fury. - Oh, my God. 163 00:06:10,383 --> 00:06:12,550 I think maybe you could order green curry, 164 00:06:12,552 --> 00:06:15,920 but don't give any to me because it makes me repeat. 165 00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:17,088 [laughter] 166 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:18,689 [whooshing] 167 00:06:21,828 --> 00:06:23,160 Did you butt-dial me, 168 00:06:23,162 --> 00:06:26,964 or do I need to ruin someone's day? 169 00:06:26,966 --> 00:06:30,134 Um, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. 170 00:06:30,136 --> 00:06:33,471 - Van Wayne. - It's Emily. Emily Locke. 171 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:36,749 I gave you that button for emergencies. 172 00:06:36,752 --> 00:06:38,389 Well, and this is an emergency, 173 00:06:38,392 --> 00:06:39,538 a work emergency, 174 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:40,975 which some people would say is actually... 175 00:06:40,977 --> 00:06:42,242 I'm not hawking your dumb poncho. 176 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:44,734 - I'm a superhero. - Yeah. You are. 177 00:06:44,736 --> 00:06:47,337 But right now, the world sees you 178 00:06:47,339 --> 00:06:48,805 like this. 179 00:06:48,807 --> 00:06:50,173 Damn it! 180 00:06:50,175 --> 00:06:51,507 I was saving that doughnut shop. 181 00:06:51,509 --> 00:06:52,962 I wasn't eating there. 182 00:06:52,965 --> 00:06:55,177 No one asks The Olympian if he's packed on a few pounds, 183 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:57,413 and I eat one lousy doughnut and I'm on every cover. 184 00:06:57,415 --> 00:06:58,982 Don't listen to them, Green. 185 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:00,350 Your body's bangin'. 186 00:07:00,352 --> 00:07:02,939 - Who the hell's this dick? - Well... 187 00:07:02,942 --> 00:07:05,355 I'm Vanderveer Wayne, and for the record, 188 00:07:05,357 --> 00:07:08,691 I think The Olympian was crazy to dump yo' ass. 189 00:07:08,693 --> 00:07:10,693 He didn't dump me. I dumped him. 190 00:07:10,695 --> 00:07:12,862 No wonder the Justice League doesn't take me seriously 191 00:07:12,864 --> 00:07:14,364 when this crap is all they see. 192 00:07:14,366 --> 00:07:16,733 Well, what if we showed them something else? 193 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:18,234 We will build a campaign 194 00:07:18,236 --> 00:07:20,136 that will show the world how strong, smart, 195 00:07:20,138 --> 00:07:21,971 and capable you are. 196 00:07:21,973 --> 00:07:24,340 The Justice League will come crawling for you. 197 00:07:24,342 --> 00:07:25,541 Yeah, and it doesn't matter 198 00:07:25,543 --> 00:07:27,176 how many guys dump you 199 00:07:27,178 --> 00:07:29,012 or how many doughnuts you stuff in your face 200 00:07:29,014 --> 00:07:30,480 to drown your sorrows. 201 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:31,848 - Van, I got this. - All right. 202 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,416 Oh, what the hell? 203 00:07:33,418 --> 00:07:34,984 Things can't get any worse. 204 00:07:34,986 --> 00:07:36,019 I'll do it. 205 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,787 But if you make me look stupid in any way, 206 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:39,589 remember that I shoot fire out of my hands. 207 00:07:39,591 --> 00:07:41,624 Don't worry. We're gonna make you look great. 208 00:07:41,626 --> 00:07:44,027 - We're the best and brightest. - Hey, Green Fury! 209 00:07:44,029 --> 00:07:45,828 I can show you where the secret bathroom is. 210 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:47,263 [gasps] She's looking at me! 211 00:07:47,265 --> 00:07:48,231 She's looking at me! 212 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:49,532 No, she's looking at me! 213 00:07:49,534 --> 00:07:51,034 - [Wendy giggles] - Is she okay? 214 00:07:51,036 --> 00:07:52,235 No. 215 00:07:53,367 --> 00:07:55,271 You pressed the Green Fury button without me? 216 00:07:55,273 --> 00:07:57,140 You know I have an unhealthy obsession with her. 217 00:07:57,142 --> 00:07:59,075 Green Fury is going to be working with us, Teddy, 218 00:07:59,077 --> 00:08:01,711 so I'm gonna need you to not act weird. 219 00:08:01,713 --> 00:08:03,780 Besides, she never gave you the time of day. 220 00:08:03,782 --> 00:08:05,395 Yeah, but I figured out why. 221 00:08:05,398 --> 00:08:07,316 - Oh, because of reality? - No. 222 00:08:07,318 --> 00:08:09,952 It's because I wasn't rocking... 223 00:08:09,954 --> 00:08:11,220 this. 224 00:08:11,222 --> 00:08:13,056 - Oh. - That looks uncomfortable. 225 00:08:13,058 --> 00:08:15,358 I got it from an up-and-coming Swedish designer named Yaast. 226 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,561 - So you got a Yaast infection? - [laughs] 227 00:08:18,563 --> 00:08:20,096 [laughs mockingly] Okay, you guys 228 00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:21,264 have no idea what you're talking about. 229 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:22,058 I'm gonna go ask some people 230 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,560 who are paid to give their opinion. 231 00:08:23,563 --> 00:08:25,935 - Your jacket looks stupid. - You're stupid. 232 00:08:25,937 --> 00:08:28,371 Ladies, you all look beautiful, first off. 233 00:08:28,373 --> 00:08:30,468 Thank you for coming to our focus group. 234 00:08:30,471 --> 00:08:32,008 I would remind you, you are allowed 235 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:33,676 up to two slices of pizza, 236 00:08:33,678 --> 00:08:36,479 but I have been known to lose count, okay? 237 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:37,500 [laughter] 238 00:08:37,503 --> 00:08:39,981 Now, let's talk Scarecrow's gas mask, all right? 239 00:08:39,984 --> 00:08:42,585 Excuse me, Ron, can I borrow these ladies for a second? 240 00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:44,020 I mean, we are in the middle of something right... 241 00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:45,354 I'll keep it moving. 242 00:08:45,356 --> 00:08:47,190 What do you think about this jacket? 243 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:49,392 Uh... not a fan. 244 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:50,560 What if I told you this jacket 245 00:08:50,562 --> 00:08:52,328 is a Yaast? 246 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:54,198 Which way do I turn the dial if I hate something? 247 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,665 Oh, to the left, but I want to remind you 248 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:56,833 he is not a part of this... 249 00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:58,067 Looks like the kind of thing 250 00:08:58,069 --> 00:08:59,302 someone I don't like would wear. 251 00:08:59,304 --> 00:09:00,057 I understand that, 252 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:02,138 but perhaps we can focus on this mask. 253 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,040 I feel like he gives off a judgy type of vibe. 254 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:05,171 - Oh, I do? - Yeah. 255 00:09:05,174 --> 00:09:07,343 Like he thinks he's better than everybody else. 256 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:08,678 - Okay, you know what? - I've felt that before. 257 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,912 This is not about me. 258 00:09:09,914 --> 00:09:12,348 This is about a very cool jacket 259 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:14,117 that your simple minds can't comprehend, so... 260 00:09:14,119 --> 00:09:15,618 - Oh, okay. - [Teddy blows raspberry] 261 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,653 Oh, um, ladies, I do want to apologize for my friend, 262 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:20,490 and I'm gonna go ahead and remove that two-slice limit. 263 00:09:20,492 --> 00:09:21,891 It's a pizza party, y'all! 264 00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:24,227 - Whimsical zipper. - It looks stupid. 265 00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:25,528 You look stupid. 266 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:26,448 Did he just call you stupid? 267 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,364 I mean what I say. I mean what I say. 268 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:29,432 Stupids. 269 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:31,467 - Okay, um, Teddy? - Yeah? 270 00:09:31,469 --> 00:09:34,604 You are testing terribly with women age 18 to 49. 271 00:09:34,606 --> 00:09:36,105 [indistinct shouting] 272 00:09:36,107 --> 00:09:37,440 The dust from the rubble clears 273 00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:40,576 as Green Fury surveys the survivors. 274 00:09:40,578 --> 00:09:41,811 She says, 275 00:09:41,813 --> 00:09:43,646 "You don't need a cape to be super. 276 00:09:43,648 --> 00:09:46,282 You just need a Wayne Security Poncho." 277 00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:47,784 - Ooh. - They put on the poncho 278 00:09:47,786 --> 00:09:49,719 and follow her into a burning building, 279 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:51,854 now completely protected. 280 00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:53,356 Explosion, explosion, explosion, 281 00:09:53,358 --> 00:09:55,825 and... fade out. 282 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,260 [quirky music] 283 00:09:57,262 --> 00:09:58,761 That was... 284 00:09:58,763 --> 00:10:00,897 285 00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,765 - Terr... - Fantastic. 286 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:04,033 Fantastic. 287 00:10:04,035 --> 00:10:05,735 Fantastic! [laughs] 288 00:10:05,737 --> 00:10:07,670 You took the words right out of my mouth. 289 00:10:07,672 --> 00:10:09,182 Emily, this is impressive. 290 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:10,867 You're gonna go very far at this company... 291 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:13,542 as long as you're not Facebook friends with any of our wives. 292 00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:14,777 [laughs] 293 00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,045 I don't have a wife, 294 00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:18,414 unless you count marriages in Mexico. 295 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,582 No comprende. 296 00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,918 - No. - No comprende. 297 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,287 I fit in. 298 00:10:24,289 --> 00:10:25,932 [dramatic music] 299 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:29,158 Well, Superman, you may be the Man of Steel... 300 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,861 unless I steal your manhood! 301 00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:35,631 - [saw whirring] - [both laughing maniacally] 302 00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:37,867 [saw powers down] 303 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:40,603 both: Oh! 304 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:43,546 - We were emasculating Superman! - Yeah. 305 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:44,907 Go sit at my desk. 306 00:10:44,909 --> 00:10:46,909 Fine. 307 00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:48,544 Not you, dummy. 308 00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:49,545 Ruby. 309 00:10:49,547 --> 00:10:50,513 Oh. 310 00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:51,514 Bye! 311 00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:53,649 You're mean. 312 00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:56,452 Oh, my gosh. Ruby is so awesome. 313 00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:58,588 She gives the best advice, like, 314 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,523 "Sometimes a cloud makes you happy. 315 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:02,458 Sometimes a cloud makes you sad." 316 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,627 It's like, how does she know? 317 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,221 I'm gonna shut down this friendship 318 00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:09,425 before Ruby also starts dressing like a sexually active grandma. 319 00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:13,669 - Oh! Thank you. - She's not here to play. 320 00:11:13,671 --> 00:11:15,805 She's being punished for punching another kid. 321 00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:17,540 Oh, Miles totally had it coming. 322 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:18,975 She had a good reason. 323 00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,477 Wait, she told you why she punched him? 324 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,779 Yeah... but I can't say anything. 325 00:11:23,781 --> 00:11:25,548 She made me pinkie swear. 326 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:28,284 - Tell me. - I'm sorry, Jackie. 327 00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:30,987 We pinkie sweared. 328 00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:33,956 [whispering] We pinkie sweared. 329 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:35,725 330 00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:38,127 Emily, hi, you're a single heterosexual female 331 00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:40,263 between the ages of 24 and 35, right? 332 00:11:40,265 --> 00:11:41,831 Or is this Green Fury thing more than just 333 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:42,999 a little experimentation? 334 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,433 We're just friends. 335 00:11:44,435 --> 00:11:45,732 Okay, well, congratulations. 336 00:11:45,735 --> 00:11:48,004 You've been selected to take a short survey. 337 00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:50,573 "How sexually desirable do you find Teddy 338 00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:52,083 on a scale from one to ten?" 339 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,436 Teddy, I don't have time for this. 340 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,645 I am on a rocket ship to the top of this company. 341 00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,179 Okay, so, like, 8 1/2? 342 00:11:57,181 --> 00:11:58,848 Let's call it a nine. Keep the math easy. 343 00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,750 Look, Ron, you saw how I tested with women. 344 00:12:00,752 --> 00:12:02,018 How am I gonna win over Green Fury 345 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,386 if I can't charm a focus group? 346 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:05,087 I'm not sure you should put so much stock 347 00:12:05,089 --> 00:12:06,868 in a group of people we found at a mall 348 00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:08,291 eating Sbarro's at 10:00 a.m. 349 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,059 I mean, who eats a breakfast calzone? 350 00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:10,782 [chuckles] 351 00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:13,062 Plus, I mean, I think you're great. 352 00:12:13,064 --> 00:12:14,397 Yeah, but I've always tested well 353 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,399 with black males ages 25 to 44. 354 00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:19,669 You're talking about me and Dan in accounting. 355 00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:20,836 Yeah. 356 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,608 - Looking good, Dan! - Great. 357 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,576 I mean, we really should hire more black people. 358 00:12:27,578 --> 00:12:29,865 I can't believe we're actually here. 359 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:31,996 Oh, is that jerky? That's jerky. 360 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,983 It's the big day, Emily! 361 00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:35,384 Are you ready to paint your "Mona Lisa"? 362 00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:36,652 Yeah! [laughs] 363 00:12:36,654 --> 00:12:38,955 I am so exci... ted. 364 00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:40,803 What is that car for? Ooh. 365 00:12:40,806 --> 00:12:42,291 Did they not show you the latest? 366 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:42,905 Mm-mm. 367 00:12:42,908 --> 00:12:44,241 It's basically... It's your idea. 368 00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:46,248 Green Fury is fighting villains. 369 00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:48,230 It's just now some of her clothes get burnt off 370 00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:50,232 because, you know, the fire. 371 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:51,767 So she's a little naked. 372 00:12:51,769 --> 00:12:54,293 - Wait, what? - You don't expect that, right? 373 00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:55,704 - No. - And now 374 00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,440 her car's dirty from the battle. 375 00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:00,543 She's got to get it clean, so it's sexy, sudsy. 376 00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:02,645 - Where is the poncho? - At the end. 377 00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:04,747 Green Fury rises heroically out of the hot tub, 378 00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,482 she's wearing nothing but bubbles and a smile, 379 00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:09,285 and she says, "I feel naked 380 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:11,988 without my Wayne Security Poncho." 381 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:12,688 Huh! 382 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:13,780 It's kind of a thinker, 383 00:13:13,783 --> 00:13:15,583 but let's not underestimate the audience. 384 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,792 Emily, I need to use your purse 385 00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,261 to store this jerky. 386 00:13:19,263 --> 00:13:21,497 Look, this isn't the campaign I came up with. 387 00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:22,631 Look at her, being so modest. 388 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:23,666 Emily, this is all you. 389 00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,434 Marketing just made some tweaks. 390 00:13:25,436 --> 00:13:26,488 It needed tweaks. 391 00:13:26,491 --> 00:13:29,537 You know, I've been telling her that since day one. Jerky? 392 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,607 I would. It's just the aspirin. 393 00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:33,509 Anyway, Emily, congratulations. 394 00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:36,178 You're really making a name for yourself with the board. 395 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:39,615 Oh, my God, Green Fury is going to be so pissed. 396 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,650 This is the opposite of everything... 397 00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:44,420 Just take the jerky purse! 398 00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:46,589 She's never gonna do this. It's offensive! 399 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:47,822 It's like the old saying goes: 400 00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:48,854 "If you want to make an omelet, 401 00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:51,693 you have to compromise all of your principles." 402 00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:53,996 This isn't how I wanted to succeed. 403 00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:56,465 Well, then it will be how you fail. 404 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:59,502 Yes. Because it was your idea, everyone will blame you. 405 00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:01,103 Okay, Emily. I'm here. 406 00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:02,338 What are we doing? 407 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,173 That is an excellent question. 408 00:14:04,175 --> 00:14:07,810 Emily, what are we doing? 409 00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:08,878 [sighs] 410 00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,610 I'm so done with "Game of Thrones." 411 00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:14,938 I mean, the nudity is just gratuitous. 412 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,908 It's not even, like, sensual composition. 413 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,142 I mean, the fact that it's the same network 414 00:14:18,144 --> 00:14:19,477 that gave Lena Dunham a platform 415 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,980 is just confounding to me, you know? 416 00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,514 All bodies are good bodies. 417 00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:25,450 Yeah. 418 00:14:25,452 --> 00:14:26,751 What are you talking about? 419 00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:28,620 You love "Game of Thrones." 420 00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:30,588 I mean, you uploaded a super cut of all the nudity 421 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,357 and called it a "thigh-light reel"... 422 00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:34,158 which was very clever. 423 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,827 I crunched the numbers from the surveys, 424 00:14:35,829 --> 00:14:37,996 and I found the perfect persona to ask out Green Fury. 425 00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:40,131 I am now a tough but sensitive woke feminist 426 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,666 who was raised by a single parent 427 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:44,469 after his mother was killed trying to save Christmas. 428 00:14:44,471 --> 00:14:46,004 Okay, well, buddy, I was with you 429 00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:47,772 the last time you tried to pick up Green Fury, 430 00:14:47,774 --> 00:14:49,607 and I don't think it's in the cards. 431 00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,042 Emily! 432 00:14:51,044 --> 00:14:52,644 Where's Emily? 433 00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:53,878 Showtime. 434 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,180 Right after I apply some guy-liner. 435 00:14:56,182 --> 00:14:58,716 Oh, you done lost yo' damn mind. 436 00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:00,611 Oh, and don't forget, 437 00:15:00,614 --> 00:15:01,886 Ruby's allergic to cats. 438 00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:03,655 Also, her bedtime is 8:30, 439 00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:05,123 although that's really up to you now, 440 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,858 and here is her birth certificate. 441 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:09,071 By the way, the father is not unknown. 442 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,741 I was just pissed at him that day. 443 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,797 - Um, what are you doing? - Oh, I'm sorry. 444 00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:15,074 I thought that you wanted to be Ruby's mother now 445 00:15:15,077 --> 00:15:16,567 because she tells you all her secrets 446 00:15:16,569 --> 00:15:18,236 and she wants nothing to do with me. 447 00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:19,671 I can't take your kid! 448 00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:21,973 My apartment is not zoned for human habitation. 449 00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:24,842 Why did she tell you why she hit that kid? 450 00:15:24,844 --> 00:15:26,577 I gave her life. 451 00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:29,313 You make ramen with hot water from the bathroom faucet. 452 00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:32,817 Jackie, she has her reasons. You just have to trust me. 453 00:15:32,819 --> 00:15:35,820 I don't. You're a barely functioning human being 454 00:15:35,822 --> 00:15:39,090 who has the same backpack as a seven-year-old. 455 00:15:39,092 --> 00:15:42,527 Ruby is literally the only thing that I care about, 456 00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:44,662 and I want to make sure she doesn't end up like you. 457 00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,497 Stop! 458 00:15:46,499 --> 00:15:47,970 I hit Miles 459 00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:49,701 because he called you a garbage lady 460 00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:51,369 who can't keep a husband. 461 00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:53,504 I didn't tell you because I thought 462 00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:55,339 it would hurt your feelings. 463 00:15:55,341 --> 00:15:58,342 [soft music] 464 00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:02,947 465 00:16:02,949 --> 00:16:04,449 That's okay. 466 00:16:04,451 --> 00:16:06,451 You can always tell me anything. 467 00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:09,220 Um, except when you pinkie swear! 468 00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:11,257 What the hell, Ruby? 469 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,257 Best friends forever! 470 00:16:13,259 --> 00:16:15,393 I gave her a locket! 471 00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:18,198 And if you think about it, you're not really naked. 472 00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:19,634 You're just saying you feel naked 473 00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,199 without your Wayne Security Poncho. 474 00:16:21,201 --> 00:16:23,744 - So I'm not actually naked? - No, you're definitely naked. 475 00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:26,370 But it's a great example of sex-positive feminism. 476 00:16:26,372 --> 00:16:27,872 Hey, Emily, the patriarchy called. 477 00:16:27,874 --> 00:16:29,574 They want their rationale back. 478 00:16:29,576 --> 00:16:31,109 [chuckles] Green? 479 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:32,643 No one told me you'd be here. 480 00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:33,644 It's me, Theo. 481 00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:34,645 Remember? Theo? 482 00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:35,880 What happened to you? 483 00:16:35,882 --> 00:16:39,083 I'm woke now, yeah, so, um, 484 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,752 what about we go after this is done 485 00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:42,553 and we get some green smoothies, 486 00:16:42,555 --> 00:16:45,089 um, but, like, what do you think about that, like... 487 00:16:45,092 --> 00:16:48,352 Um, I think that this is a lot. 488 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,077 All right, buddy. Come on. 489 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,929 I'm gonna get that smoothie with you. 490 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:54,065 Right after we hose off that guy-liner. 491 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:56,901 - Coexist. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 492 00:16:56,903 --> 00:16:58,933 Look, Emily. I trust you. 493 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,402 If you really think 494 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,938 that I should do this commercial, 495 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,407 I'll do it. 496 00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:06,842 No. Because it's terrible. 497 00:17:06,844 --> 00:17:08,911 I'm glad you think so, because I was not gonna do it. 498 00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:11,693 Oh. Okay, so we're agreed. 499 00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,482 I don't care what this does to my career, 500 00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,117 but I am pulling the plug on this thing. 501 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,752 Wait. Just a second. 502 00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:18,854 I like that fire, but if I quit now, 503 00:17:18,856 --> 00:17:20,189 then the headlines will read, 504 00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:22,158 "Bitter green diva walks off set." 505 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,492 Well, at least it won't be 506 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:25,628 about The Olympian breaking your heart. 507 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,363 Not sure that he would mind. 508 00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,632 Pretty sure it's him leaking all that garbage to the press. 509 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,767 All that guy cares about is being famous. 510 00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,436 Really? 511 00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:35,304 What do you think he's doing right now? 512 00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:37,106 Hey. Real quick. 513 00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:40,609 Did I mention that my mom died saving Christmas? 514 00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:43,446 - Okay. I'll see you later. - Bye, Theo. 515 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,981 Then after you're done washing the car, 516 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,145 - you get into the hot tub... - Hang on. Hang on. 517 00:17:50,148 --> 00:17:53,011 So you're saying I'm naked the whole time? 518 00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:55,481 Well, it depends on what you mean by... 519 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,309 Naked the whole time. Everybody sees everything. 520 00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,119 Ass. Pecs. The whole enchilada. 521 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,056 - I'm in. - Boom! He's in! Grease him up. 522 00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:04,957 - Including the enchilada. - Emily. 523 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,826 I just heard about this thing with The Olympian. 524 00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:08,895 So did I, and I think it is... 525 00:18:08,897 --> 00:18:12,265 - Yeah, I think... - It is a very sh... 526 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,233 - It's great! - Great! 527 00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:15,735 - Great. - Yeah. 528 00:18:15,737 --> 00:18:17,070 You're really going places, Emily. 529 00:18:17,072 --> 00:18:20,073 Yes, we are. 530 00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,575 Hey, Green. You got dinner plans later? 531 00:18:22,577 --> 00:18:24,177 With you? No. 532 00:18:24,179 --> 00:18:26,079 But call me around 11:00. We'll knock one out. 533 00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:27,947 All right. 534 00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:30,983 [sultry music] 535 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:38,024 536 00:18:38,026 --> 00:18:40,193 You look a little cold. 537 00:18:43,264 --> 00:18:46,012 The Wayne Security Poncho. 538 00:18:46,015 --> 00:18:47,800 It's hot. 539 00:18:47,802 --> 00:18:52,704 540 00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:54,674 Don't get caught naked without one. 541 00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:56,096 Wayne Security Poncho does not protect 542 00:18:56,098 --> 00:18:57,764 against magic or rain. 543 00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,222 - So what do you ladies think? - Love it. 544 00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:02,264 Definitely makes me want to buy one. 545 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,069 I still don't like that guy next to you. 546 00:19:04,072 --> 00:19:04,976 Okay, it's not about me. 547 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,147 Okay, well, you guys are free to go now. 548 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,155 Don't forget your Burrito Gigante coupon 549 00:19:09,157 --> 00:19:11,678 for $10 off any purchase of $150 or more. 550 00:19:11,681 --> 00:19:14,510 [both laugh] 551 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:15,861 I should've listened to you. 552 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,199 I mean, I know have a reputation of being a bit of a Lothario. 553 00:19:18,201 --> 00:19:19,834 - No, no one says that. - Debatable. 554 00:19:19,836 --> 00:19:22,203 But the truth is, I'm kind of in a slump. 555 00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:24,072 Well, buddy, you're never gonna get out of it 556 00:19:24,074 --> 00:19:26,174 by becoming some type of Frankenstein monster 557 00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:27,742 of testing results. 558 00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:28,743 You're right. 559 00:19:28,745 --> 00:19:30,244 You know, I just gotta be me. 560 00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:31,212 Mm. 561 00:19:31,214 --> 00:19:32,413 Cool jacket. 562 00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:33,881 Is that Yaast? 563 00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,250 Why, Yaast, it is. 564 00:19:36,252 --> 00:19:38,071 - [laughs] - It's still stupid. 565 00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:39,287 Okay, you're stupider. 566 00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:40,669 Not you. 567 00:19:40,672 --> 00:19:42,339 She's the stupid one. 568 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:49,318 - Having some bathroom ramen? - Maybe. 569 00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:53,568 [sighs] 570 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,303 I'm sorry that I said that you were 571 00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:57,872 a barely functioning human being. 572 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,733 Just gonna keep on slurping. 573 00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:08,920 I'm the only one looking out for Ruby, 574 00:20:08,922 --> 00:20:11,222 and I never know if I'm doing a good job. 575 00:20:11,224 --> 00:20:13,358 Well, you are. Ruby's really awesome. 576 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,883 Thanks. 577 00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:16,961 And it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world 578 00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:19,130 - if she ended up like you. - Oh. 579 00:20:19,132 --> 00:20:22,500 It would be really, really bad 580 00:20:22,502 --> 00:20:24,436 but not the worst. 581 00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:27,105 Thank you? 582 00:20:27,107 --> 00:20:29,063 Hey! Check it out. 583 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:31,487 The Olympian's sharing his bedroom secrets. 584 00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:32,823 What, that he couldn't get it up 585 00:20:32,826 --> 00:20:34,779 unless I wore his helmet and called him Dark Side? 586 00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,015 That is disturbing. 587 00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:38,249 Well, on the upside, they covered the bank robbery 588 00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:39,507 I thwarted yesterday. 589 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,789 See, the campaign worked. 590 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,587 Everybody's taking you seriously. 591 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,723 Yeah, I got a call from the Justice League. 592 00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:46,191 Europe, but still. 593 00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:48,126 Definitely one of the top five Justice Leagues. 594 00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:48,791 It's not. 595 00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:50,135 Well, it looks like 596 00:20:50,138 --> 00:20:51,896 we all got what we wanted. 597 00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,331 And the best part about it is, 598 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:57,001 we didn't have to compromise who we are as women. 599 00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,804 You know, if there's one thing I've learned, th... 600 00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:00,899 [whooshing] 601 00:21:00,902 --> 00:21:03,236 Hey! Hey! 602 00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:06,547 No, wait, I'm trying to explain feminism! 603 00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:09,141 When a man is talking, you listen... 604 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,082 God, she's coming back! 605 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:12,020 Whoa! 606 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:17,693 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 607 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:22,293 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43430

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