All language subtitles for Powerless s01e03 Sinking Day.eng

This just in, Atlantis, home of Aquaman

and character actor William H. Macy.,

has been attacked only a
week before Sinking Day,

the national holiday commemorating

the sinking of their ancient city.

Ron, I didn't know that
you and William H. Macy

- are from the same place.
- Mm-hmm.

- What are you talking about?
- Oh, I'm from Atlantis.

I thought you said
you were from Atlanta.

No, that's Donald Glover.

And it might be racist
that you heard that.

Classic white person making
white person assumptions.

I'm half Filipino.

I thought you said you
were half Philadelphia?

- What the hell is half Philadelphia?
- I don't know.

All right, let's just
agree that we're all racist.

Oh, we're not racist.

We just don't listen to each other.

Filipinos are notoriously bad listeners.

- What did you just say?
- [whispers] Case in point.

[heroic music]

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Emily, I just got the
latest sales report.

Tell me if you think that is acceptable.

It says sales have gone
up 35% since January.

Okay, cool, that's what I hoped it said.

I'm not a big chart guy.

So I think that kind of
effort deserves a reward.

Well, thank you, Van.

Which is why I'm telling my father

it is time I was promoted
to the Gotham office.

Wait, what? Why would
you get the promotion?

January is the month that I started.

Meaning what?

That's when sales started going up.

Meaning what?

I think we can point to one main reason.

Right! This guy.

[laughs] Emily, you're
great at your job,

but you need to remember
that I am "da boss,"

which means that it is your
job to execute my vision.

And my vision is for sales to go up,

and they did.

So you're going to sit with your dad,

and honestly say you
deserve a promotion?

Van Senior is on the
board of Wayne Industries,

a scratch golfer,

a devoted husband,

and a dedicated lover
to several mistresses.

He doesn't have time to sit with me.

I was hoping to fly to
Gotham and talk to him

while we walked to where
his Testarossa was parked.

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

- And I could.
- The whole time?

- Hey, Ron!
- Hey, Alex!

- Hey, boss.
- Hey.

Why does Alex keep calling me boss?

- That's so annoying.
- Man, what do you mean?

It's just a term of endearment.

No, it's a condescending
thing to say to someone

that you don't respect.

All: Hey, boss.

Pow!

There's something off about Alex.

Yeah, Alex gets me off too.

Wait, what did you say?

Breaking news flash. A
school bus full of children

has just gone through the railing

of the Charm City Bridge,

and is teetering 400 feet above the bay.

Our own Marv Wolfman is on the scene.

Sorry, boss, there's
something I need to attend to.

Looks like new guy has diarrhea.

Not so attractive now, huh, Jackie?

Nah, I'm still in.

What's this? Coming out of the sky,

a man in a golden helmet is
lifting the bus to safety.

[epic music]

_

[kids cheering]

Hey, now, we all just saw Alex
run out of here, and then...

- you don't think...
- About him naked?

Yes, I do.

[liquid bubbling]

Okay, Ace Chemicals is
gonna be here in a sec.

Let's run this one more time.

What is the greatest
generator of supervillains

aside from bad parenting?

- Being bitten by things.
- Laboratory mishaps.

Losing the popular vote,

but somehow winning the election.

- [laughter]
- Hey, guys, come on.

Ron, your line is,

"It's people falling
into vats of chemicals."

Do not give me a line reading, Emily.

It is insulting.

Ace Chemicals is our biggest client.

I wanna make sure it is perfect.

[both laughing]

But then my dad got
them to drop the charges!

But we're still banned from Lake Havasu,

- you piece of [bleep].
- [both laugh]

Emily, let me introduce you

to this piece of [bleep] right here.

- This is Royce Kane.
- Nice to meet you.

Ready for the presentation,
you pieces of [bleep]?

Oh, my God.

I am so sorry. I-I just...

[both laugh]

- [chatters indistinctly]
- Look at you!

Just busting your chops! [laughs]

All right, let's talk vats.

Okay, so last year,
flaws in our safety grate

resulted in roughly one clown
villain every three months.

So we changed the material on the grate

- to an acid-proof alloy.
- I'm a little confused.

We're not interested
in mechanical grates.

We wanna upgrade to
a force field system.

And I explained all this in my email.

Oh... now, well, it sounds
like somebody dropped the ball.

Who did you send the email to?

- You.
- Huh?

Oh, it probably got
caught in my spam filter.

You responded, "Sounds good,"

with a gif of two dogs humping.

That does sound like me.

You know, this isn't the first time

that you've dropped the ball.

Normally, I'd let it go
because our families are close,

but I've got a company to run.

I'm sorry, but we're going to LexCorp.

[groans]

That's it? I don't
even get to say my line?

I mean, this is my
sixth grade production

of "Anne Frank" all over again!

[quirky upbeat music]

You might have heard that
we suffered a little setback.

Little? Jackie, how
big was that account?

$75 million annually.

$75 million! [wheezing breath]

[strained whisper] I'm, uh, struggling.

Thank you.

- [normal voice] One of many accounts.
- [phone ringing]

Wayne Security.

Look, it's great that you can mess up

and there's never any consequences,

but the rest of us don't have
your dad to take care of us.

How dare you. I am a grown man.

I'm not taken care of by my "daddy."

Van, your father's helicopter
just landed on the roof.

[croaky] Daddy?

Here in Charm City?

Did he land angrily?

[elevator bell dings]

[tense music]

Oh, it's an honor to work with me?

Well, thank you, Bill and Melinda Gates.

Uh, hey, Dad. Bye.

I just got off the phone with the Kanes.

When I started here,
this division was nothing,

so what did I do?

I opened up the phone-book.

I started at the beginning.

Guess which client I landed first.

AARP.

AAA?

- Aaron Brothers?
- It's Ace Chemicals.

How can you not get
that from the context?

- Oh.
- I created that relationship.

I nurtured it for 30 years,

and you just pissed it away.

You don't even like the
Kanes. You said yourself,

they have no understanding
of marina etiquette.

They christened their yacht with Korbel.

You are a turd in my toilet,
and you can't even swim.

I can float.

I have overlooked a lot of
your transgressions, kid,

but it's now time you
face some consequences.

What are you gonna
do? Take away the boat?

The ski-in, ski-out chalet?

[whispers] Not the trust fund.

Oh, no.

Something much more important than that.

The last remaining shred of
respect that I had for you.

What?

You wanted to see me?

In a way, I envy you, Emily.

Your father is a poor,
so it doesn't matter

if you have his respect.

Okay, you know what?

You could learn a lot from my dad.

He had a flower shop,

and through thick and
thin, he kept it open.

He always said, "Put in the
work and the rest will come."

My dad always said, "Buy your mistress
the same perfume as your wife."

- Why am I here?
- You are going to help me

regain my father's respect.

And do you know how we
are going to do that?

No. How?

God damn it!

Jackie, send Teddy in!

- Hey, hold on, hold on.
- Hold on! Hold on!

Why would you care what I think?

I mean, I only execute
your vision, right?

I have no vision of my own.

[laughs]

I see what is happening here.

Hmm.

What do you want?

I wanna be promoted to SVP
of Research and Development,

and I want that mug.

But how will I know I'm "da
boss" if I don't have "da mug"?

Look, you lost a big client.

The only way to get your dad's respect

is if you go get another one.

And by you, you mean...

- Us.
- It's the royal you?

- Start making calls.
- Oh, yeah, I'm on it.

You know, we Waynes
didn't get to where we are

by being afraid of hard work.

We did it by leveraging a
coal monopoly in the 1870s.

[quirky tense music]

Same chin. Same body type.

I'm telling you guys,
Alex is the Olympian.

I guess the only way to know for certain

is for one of us to sleep with him.

Fine, I'll do it.

If you have the power of flight,

you don't also decide to
get an accounting degree.

You just fly around.

Duh. Alter ego?

Just like my theory that Bruce
Wayne is really The Flash,

and that Stephen Baldwin

is just a character
played by Alec Baldwin.

Okay, I'm not buying it, but I'm
very intrigued by the Baldwin thing.

All right, look, if Alex is a superhero,

then he should be able to catch...

- ... this.
- Hey!

- Oops.
- [mug shatters]

Whoa, look out, boss.

Well, I mean, of course
he's not going to catch it.

It would give him away.

My kid made that mug, you idiot.

[strums guitar]

Ooh, that's good.

-
Not into his heart

You're supposed to be making calls.

I tried. It was hard,
so I took a break to jam.

I found a sweet riff,
and then you came in

and messed up my flow.

I've been on the phone all day.

Now, remember how Atlantis got attacked?

I called them.

I didn't know when to call though,

because what time zone is Atlantis in?

I mean, do they have
daylight savings time?

Do they even have daylight?

They wanna hear our pitch.

We have a chance to
supply security products

to all of Atlantis.

This is huge! Way bigger
than Ace Chemicals.

Yes! We did it!

God bless those weird
little fish people.

That is actually very insensitive.

You know, Ron is from Atlantis.

I thought he said he was from Atlanta.

[soft dramatic music]

- So those are the guys from Atlantis?
- Mm-hmm.

And you're from the same place as them?

[chuckles] Crazy, right?

'Cause they're so dour,
and I'm so cheerful.

- Yeah, it's a demeanor thing.
- Yeah, totally.

All right, we hooked 'em,
so let's go reel 'em in.

Ooh.

Emily, underwater people
do not like language

like "hooked" or "reel 'em in."

- Good catch.
- That's another one.

Okay.

Land people.

So those are just a
couple of the products

we think could really
help make Atlantis safe,

so you don't always have to
rely on Aquaman to protect you.

You've given us a lot to think about.

We'll give you an answer
in a couple of weeks.

We need to head home for Sinking Day.

Well, it has been an
absolute pleasure meeting you.

If you have any questions at all,

you can email me directly.

I love Sinking Day.

I celebrate it every year.
I got to get my sink on.

You celebrate Sinking Day?

Yes! I throw a huge party.

I'm famous for it.

Aquaman drops by...

- Anyways, here are some mater...
- You know Aquaman?

We are very close personal friends.

He always brings the seaweed salad.

I love to chill with A-to-the-Q.

- Now as I was saying...
- Uh, we would love to chill

with A-to-the-Q. [laughs]

Could, uh, we celebrate
with you tomorrow?

- Yes!
- And meet Aquaman?

Mm, yeah. [stammers] Yeah.

[excited laughter]

Laughing's fun.

[laughs]

And that's why they call me the closer.

Move over, Kyra Sedgwick.

Jackie! Send me a gift basket.

You're sending yourself a gift basket?

Yes, it's called self-care, Emily.

Van, follow my logic.

- You don't know Aquaman.
- Mm.

When the Atlantians show
up, and Aquaman's not there,

we're going to lose the deal.

We were already going
to lose the deal, Emily.

That's the first rule of business.

Never let them leave without a yes.

Well, I'm pretty sure the
second rule of business

is don't make promises
you can't deliver.

If that was a rule,

there would be no
such thing as business.

Emily! We'll figure it out later,

after we wow them with this party.

How am I supposed to wow
them with a party tomorrow

when we don't even know
what Sinking Day is?

I provided the vision,

which is for you to make it happen.

You asked me to help,

and then you made me do all the work

while you wrote a song.

You know, I worked
every summer for my dad.

Oh, God, tales from the flower shop.

Yeah, that's right.

That's where I learned hard work.

And I was hoping I would end up working

for someone like my father...

someone inspiring, a mentor...

yet I ended up with you.

I'm starting to get where
your dad's coming from.

Oh... and I'm starting to get
where your dad is coming from!

Which is a flower shop,

because you won't shut
the hell up about it!

That's right.
Congratulations on a good job

both to and from Van.

I know.

[whispers] Psst. Psst!

[shouts] P-sst!

- Come here!
- [whispers] Oh, my God.

[quirky light music]

Guys, I've been tracking Alex's
bathroom habits very closely.

That feels like an HR
issue, but continue.

I believe that's where Alex
changes into his Olympian costume.

For instance, at 12:06 p.m.,

the Olympian stopped a mugging.

Now, at 12:05, Alex went to the bathroom

for exactly two minutes,

which is too long for a number one,

yet too short for a number two,

which means...

You're a crazy person.

Oh, am I?

Well, I thought you might be skeptical,

which is why I'm putting

Operation Fake Lady
Getting Mugged into effect.

What the hell is Operation
Fake Lady Getting...

Oh, my God!

There's a real lady
getting mugged down there!

Okay.

[whispers] Okay, now put
a camera into the bathroom,

so we can watch Alex change. Let's go.

- Ron...
- Let him finish.

No-no-no-no, this is
getting out of hand.

He is not a superhero, okay?

And I don't want you to look more
foolish than you already have.

- What?
- Where'd Alex go?

- It doesn't mean...
- [whooshes]

I'm sold. Just to be sure,

I think we should probably take a look

at that footage of Alex changing.

[whispers] You're right.

[upbeat R&B music]

[elevator bell dings]

Oh, hey, look. Okay.

Welcome to our annual
Sinking Day celebration!

- What do you think?
- This is nothing like

any Sinking Day party I've ever been to.

- Oh, well, uh...
- It's way better!

Look at that sculpture of King Orin!

He's even half circumcised,
which is our way.

Uh, so glad you like it.

Wait until we bring out the tuna!

Ah! Yes! The noble tuna,

our most valuable ally,
and trusted friend.

Oh...

Go, go, go!

Ah, you have touched our hearts.

I guess the only question
now is, where's Aquaman?

Ahh! [laughs] Yes.

Well, you know, Aquaman is like...

Aha, friends!

[smooches]

Welcome.

A little fly in the ointment.

- A-to-the-Q can't make it.
- [sighs] Oh.

But he sends this
Cognac Grande Champagne

du LaCoursiere.

Lars, I believe you are a connoisseur.

There are only four bottles
of this in the world.

[laughs]

And Albert,

I understand you're
somewhat of a film buff.

For you, the complete
works of Brendan Fraser.

The master. [gasps]

Brendan Fraser?

He's revered in
Atlantis for some reason.

- Huh.
- And for Anthony,

perfume for your wife,

and a second bottle of the
same perfume for whoever.

- Oh.
- [all laugh]

Oh, yeah! [laughs]

I have to be honest with you,
when we left that meeting,

we were gonna go with a local company.

Really? Can you believe that, Emily?

I'm just as surprised as you, Van.

Ah! You know what, gentlemen,

why don't we crack open
that bottle of LaCoursiere

and hammer out these details?

Sarah, conference room.

- [laughing]
- [chatters indistinctly]

[laughing continues]

Third rule of business,

find out personal information
about your clients,

and exploit it for your own gain.

I guess there are some things
I can still learn from you.

Well, what do you say we
go sign the biggest client

this division has ever had?

[chuckles cheerfully]

You're not signing anyone.

I heard that Atlantis is interested,

and this is far too
important for you to screw up.

- But, Dad...
- I'll handle it.

[quirky upbeat music]

[whimpers]

[strums guitar]

[plays harmonica]

Van?

Don't come any closer.

I'm naked from the waist down.

- [whispers] It calms me.
- Well, I just thought

there was something you needed to hear.

You put in the work,
and did something great.

And do you know who would've
respected the hell out of that?

My dad.

You never speak of your mother.

Did you drive her to
suicide with these stories?

Look, if you want your
own father's respect,

go in there and be "da boss."

I am "da boss."

Go!

- Dear, God.
- Oh, yeah, whoops, just...

So I opened up the phone book,
and I started at the beginning,

and guess who I landed first.

Father, Mom's on the phone.

She's crying hysterically.

She's outside the condo
of a woman named Sasha?

I'll be right back.

Would you stop playing
games? Now listen to me...

No, you listen to me.

I am the one who put this
party together sort of,

and I'm the one who lied

and said that Aquaman was gonna be here,

and I was the one who bought
a middling bottle of Cognac,

and had his secretary
soak the label in tea,

so get out of my way, you
therapy-inducing windbag!

This is my account to close!

- Are you finished?
- Yeah, yeah.

Because I was about to tell you

the Atlantians only wanna deal with you

and that Filipino woman.

- Is that what she is?
- I was also gonna say

that maybe for the
first time in your life,

I'm proud of you.

- You can say it now.
- Nah, moment's passed.

Now get in there and close
the deal, you piece of [bleep].

Ah, Dad.

[whimpers]

Don't touch.

[sighs]

Wait, so you really want
me to walk you through

how we process expense reports?

Yes, very slowly.

Okay, well, let's get
our spreadsheet on!

Yucky. The only thing
this footage proves

is that Gary from Marketing
doesn't wash his hands.

Mm.

[upbeat pop music]

[all groan]

Mm-mm, mm-mm.

Well, I mean, Alex must've
changed in the supply closet.

What I need to do is set
up a series of cameras...

For the last time, he's not a superhero.

He is.

You must believe in something
bigger than yourself,

or there is only hopelessness.

Where the hell did you get that?

That was my line in the
sixth grade production

of "Anne Frank," but
I feel like it applies.

Hm.

And that's why I moved
the remainder over.

That's fascinating. I'm
gonna get us some drinks.

Don't go anywhere.

- Hold my drink.
- Okay.

[quirky upbeat music]

[grunts]

[partygoers exclaim]

Not a superhero.

Okay.

Attention, everyone,
we have an announcement.

Wayne Security has a new client.

The Lost City of Atlantis!

[cheers and applause]

All right, now let's get our sink on!

[cheering]

Bring out the tuna!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Ooh, yeah.

[growly voice]
Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Ha! That's funny.

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