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Bryce Shivers: Hi.
I'm Bryce Shivers.
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Lisa Eversman: And
I'm Lisa Eversman.
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We've come upon some
tough times.
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Money is running low.
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It's kind of a long
story, not my fault
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but we figured out a solution.
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You can rent out anything.
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Extra bedroom-- rent it out.
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Have a car-- rent it out.
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Just like New York City you
can rent out everything.
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Anything, anyone.
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Isn't that kind
of like prostitution?
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Not when it's from
a cute website.
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Welcome to the cool crisp clean
website of Rent It Out.
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It's very very simple.
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This new economy is so fun
we've rented everything out.
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Got room in your fridge?
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Both: Rent it out!
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What a cool site.
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My member name is Bryce!
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Why don't you tell
them your password?
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Are you sure?
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I don't know but yea go ahead,
here's his password.
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"SHIVERS1".
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- Got a couch?
- Rent it out.
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Rent it out!
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- Have an extra toothbrush?
- Rent it out.
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[Electric toothbrush buzzing]
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No tooth paste, alright.
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I'm not a taxi driver, I'm just
a girl with a car so,
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I rent it out.
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He's a total stranger
I feel completely safe.
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We're living on our roof now,
it's the only space available.
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Hey if you are going to rent it
out you have make sure you
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sign the sheet down...
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Out, he's supposed to say out.
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Out.
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No don't walk out.
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[Music]
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Today I'm cleaning
someone else's kitchen.
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How did you end up
in that situation?
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I said that I could mop
and some lady chose me?
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- Wow
- Yeah.
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Ow!
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There is no one less
skilled at this then me.
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Yea, but you are the one
that signed up to do it.
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These people, they're basically
just hiring art students to
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come and like watch their
kids and mop their floors.
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Uh, those kids, thank you.
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[Music]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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[Music]
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Damn it.
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Are you guys ready for
everyone's minds to be blown?
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We're about to change lives and
change animal's lives.
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Go go go go go...
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Interrupting your work day?
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Much?
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We showed up uninvited and
unannounced, consider this
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a warning, we hate you.
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[Laughter]
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You're going to think twice
about what you do!
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Ha, oh my God, did you see that?
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Nothing happened.
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Didn't they run out of
the building, they must
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have been freaking out.
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No, they're still even testing
on animals, they just dumped a
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barrel of monkeys off
the roof, dead monkeys.
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Literally we just saw that.
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I had the bull horn,
is this working?
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It's absolutely working.
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[Siren]
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Sorry.
[Siren]
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Damn it.
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[Siren]
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We just, we don't look serious.
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I don't want to change now.
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Whats up with your jacket.
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You know when you want to
put something draped on
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half way around your whole body
to cover the waist area?
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What do want me
looking like this?
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- No.
- No you want me like this.
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We don't look
like revolutionaries,
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we look like ravers.
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That's yellow arms, big, smiley
face legs, you know?
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This is what we chose.
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Is it a parachute?
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Looks like a tent.
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You guys didn't say
anything when I got it.
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You didn't say anything in the
van, when I'm walking around
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and now use guys have issue with
it, you got to say something.
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You going to stand around?
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Why do you have a chicken bag?
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Is that a purse? We're
not on the same page
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with protest strategy.
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Well this is the wrong time to
do it, don't you think?
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In a parking lot? I mean wow!
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I told you what
we need to do, ok?
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What's that?
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I need to take my top off.
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Listen, I know you want to do
that, but that's way at the
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end somewhere you do it now...
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It's not a real protest if no
one has their top off, how do
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they know that this is
supposed to mean something?
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We're supposed to shock them.
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That's the grand finale, we got
to save it until someone is
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actually watching, I
can't just take your top off
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for us anymore.
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We got to get
attention with that.
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How are they going
to take that down?
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Pretty fast.
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I don't think so.
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Yea, there is already someone up
there just taking it down.
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Leave that alone.
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Why is waving a smiling.
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[Music]
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[Owl hoots]
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[Dark music]
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Katharine are you asleep?
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Nope.
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What's wrong?
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I can't sleep.
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Can I help you in anyway?
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I don't know but I probably am
only getting one to two hours
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of sleep at night.
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That's bad.
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I read all of these articles if
you lose sleep, you die.
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Well I don't want
us to die, ever.
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It will just be me, you'll
sleep through my death.
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I sleep pretty great.
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Yeah, I know.
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How about this, why
don't I coach you?
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You coach me with things, I can
coach you right back.
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I don't know if you
can just coach sleep.
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Sure you can.
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How?
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Watch, ready? Sleep.
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Atta girl sleep,
good girl, sleep.
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Does it look like I'm sleeping?
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No.
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[Music]
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Close your eyes, there we go,
there she is, off to sleep.
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There she goes, there we go.
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Dave this is very
hard on my abs.
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Just lie back a little bit on
your shoulder, think of all
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the things you've got
piling up in our life...
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the bills, think of a leaky faucet,
think of the door rattling
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downstairs, you gotta
fix that door knob...
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Is this how you sleep at night?
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Yeah.
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Thinking about the
stuff that we have to do?
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Yeah.
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Arm up like this, kind
of look at the clock.
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Make a little bit of small talk,
that kind of meaningless
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sort of, aimless conversation.
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Is that what you do to me?
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It just helps, a sort
of open ended question.
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That was funny with the
bushes today, wasn't it?
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That driveway
seemed bigger today.
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Oh no.
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Ok now.
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Did that work?
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oh... in the bar and for once
you... me dreaming
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when the children
count their sheep...
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Are you done babe?
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Were your eyes not
closed the whole time.
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Those lyrics are wrong,
you know that right?
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Those are the original medieval
lyrics, I'll tell you
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some boring stories
from my drive home.
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Wait Dave, that's when I get
tired, when I'm driving.
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Oh.
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[Music]
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Just concentrate on
the sound of the road...
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do do doo, and the town they
are sleeping and the lamb
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sings a song
through the...
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Trish: Hi I'm, I'm Trish.
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Oh, Jamie thinks
this dog is really cool.
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Jamie: I love this dog so much.
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This is Marley
our rasta dog, he's
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available for adoption today.
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What you did you do that for?
You make the jerk chicken man.
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He hates that.
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What are you doing?
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Are you from Kingston man?
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[Music]
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Now this whole area is just
booming right now.
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Mixed use, live-work space.
It's just a big giant raw space.
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Unreal, look at those windows.
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Take a look, take a look around.
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Wow, I can run, incredible.
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This place is great.
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A lot of space.
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You know maybe this is a
little sunken living room.
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Sort of Dutch Japanese feel to
it, if everything is low
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to the ground,
that's a tommy room.
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Is this all here?
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Yea that's the floor.
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Ok, but could we get in it?
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Sure.
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One of those screening rooms?
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Absolutely.
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Why not?
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I don't think we ever need to
discuss it, we'll take it.
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Oh great, ok, well let's see we
need first and last, then
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full month deposit,
and that's $5,000 a month.
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What's $5,000 a month?
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For the loft, it's
$5,000 a month.
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We just want this unit, we don't
want the whole building.
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No no the actual unit, the loft,
all the space, $5,000.
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I thought it was
going to be $275.
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Did somebody say 275, I don't
know where that is coming from.
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We can give you, $400 a month.
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Perhaps you'd
like a studio loft.
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Alright don't play hard ball
with us, she said 400.
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425? I mean this getting boring.
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You know I can show
you some other units that
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are slightly smaller.
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- No we'll figure...
- Let's just add
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another room mate, our bedroom
is going to be back there.
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Maybe you can build
your room over there.
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Yea, you know how to make things
so we figure you can do that.
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- Great.
- Cool.
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Alright so...
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That's going to be
$1600 a month each.
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- What?
- How?
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Well you take 5,000 is how and
divide it by three, that's
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a pretty good deal, I
want to get you in here.
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You guys can't have access to
all our stuff but I mean
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that's just how it is.
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- You know
- Alright, let's do it.
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So 5,000 divided by 5 tenants,
that's $1,000 a month.
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How?
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Are we in Morocco or something,
what is with the haggling?
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Remember it was $5,000
now you have 5 tenants so,
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5,000 divided by 5 is 1,000.
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That is, yeah, I see that now.
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Ok, so it looks like you've got
18 people, 5,000 divided by
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18 is 275 a month,
that's what you wanted.
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We did it, good work guys.
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Ok, I am going to need just one
more thing, I need a name to
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put on the lease.
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I can't. I have bad credit.
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Yeah. I can't, I mean, your
dad is he? No he's pissed.
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Yeah, always.
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Oh, Josh you're good
for it. Right?
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Put the name Josh down.
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Just Josh?
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J-O-S-H?
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Ok, sure, you have a deal.
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1-2-3... Can we
have 18 keys made?
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Guys, I think this is
going to work this time.
257
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,717
I can't wait to see their
faces, they're going to be at
258
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,387
work like 'we got all this stuff
to do' and they are going to
259
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:59,691
look up and go like
"Ah, I'm quitting".
260
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,892
Everything is going to
change, we are going to
261
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,727
have to change our identities.
262
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:03,928
Good point. We are going to
have to change our names.
263
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,130
Yeah, what are you going to pick?
264
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,364
Dakota.
265
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,932
Me too.
266
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,234
I was going to say
Dakoto, for a male version.
267
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,602
What about you Brandon?
268
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,738
You didn't think about it
did you? Now what if the
269
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,807
cops get you? What's going
to happen? Now listen...
270
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,542
I'm sorry. Yes?
271
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,311
Oh know I just wanted to ask at
what point you want me to
272
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,712
take my top off?
273
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:24,482
- Ah...
- We've seen it, I'm just saying...
274
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,084
We're good, ok, some other time.
275
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,285
Go go go...
276
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,789
[Music]
277
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,625
We're back and this
time we're puppets.
278
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:37,329
You ignored me before but now
listen to this fat puppet of
279
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,632
yourself. You like my jacket?
280
00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,500
I guess I'll go out on my yacht.
281
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,102
[Laughter]
282
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:47,572
I guess I'll go out on my boat,
on my sail boat when I'm
283
00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:51,176
done with this, and then I
will stop off at the bank.
284
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,778
Haha, oh my God
did you see that?
285
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,081
It looked festive,
it looked like a pinata.
286
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,349
Yeah, I thought it was Mardi Gras.
287
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,517
That didn't have
any effect at all?
288
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,819
- No.
- Didn't they come screaming
289
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,253
out of here like
"Who made that puppet?"
290
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,455
They started making margaritas.
291
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,290
Uh, huh. Well...
292
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:08,293
Ok, we just got to do it over
and over and over and one day
293
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,861
they're going to be at their
desk and their going to go.
294
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,830
Wait a minute. That's the 100th
time they've done this.
295
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,031
Maybe we're
doing something wrong.
296
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,466
I think we need other props.
297
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,667
Well if that doesn't
work, I have no idea
298
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,035
what's going to work.
299
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,303
What you guys are
doing is very important.
300
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:19,871
That's right.
301
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,040
But I think you need
to go for a bigger target.
302
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,808
What do you
know about corporations?
303
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,009
Can I borrow the megaphone?
304
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,544
Sure.
305
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,713
I know a place
that harms humans!
306
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,948
- Humans?
- Kids!
307
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,850
- Kids?
- Kids!
308
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,786
I think he escaped
from a child labor camp.
309
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,554
They take away your stuff if you
don't do something right.
310
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,391
Even if you like do all the
chores and cleaning everything.
311
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,658
You're a child, right?
312
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,860
Yes.
313
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,528
You're not an adult.
314
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,997
No, I'm not an adult. And
I'm part of that system.
315
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,499
I am one of their slaves.
316
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,168
They are the worst
oppressors on the block.
317
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,804
Make sure they
never do it again!
318
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,072
You have no rights. We're
totally against that.
319
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,907
We can help you.
320
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,711
And I'm a really big fan. I love
the goose. Nice job guys.
321
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:00,912
Let's do it!
322
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,147
Let's do it!
323
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,415
Yeah!
324
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,649
Do you want to
bring your scooter?
325
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:05,850
- Oh yeah.
- I'll get it.
326
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,051
You get the scooter.
327
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,286
What kid just gets in a van?
328
00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:10,100
Candance.
329
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:11,859
Yes Tony.
330
00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:13,594
It's that time of
the month again.
331
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:14,795
[Sighs]
Not for me. It's not.
332
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,363
Uh no. I meant paying the rent.
333
00:13:16,398 --> 00:13:17,998
That's what I used to
call it. Paying the rent.
334
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:21,101
And believe me I haven't paid
the rent in a long time.
335
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:24,138
Candance, we need to figure out a way to
making the rent at this point.
336
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,339
Hmmm.
337
00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:26,607
[Music]
338
00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:27,808
- Car wash.
- Car wash.
339
00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:29,009
We need to make our rent.
340
00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:30,211
[Car honks]
Don't beep.
341
00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:31,445
Let us wash your bike?
342
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,646
Stop!
343
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,315
Right here!
344
00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,816
Well don't slow down and then
drive off. Oh good.
345
00:13:35,851 --> 00:13:37,384
- Hi sir.
- Hi.
346
00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:39,420
- Just pull around or?
- Yeah, right around there.
347
00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:40,800
Ok.
348
00:13:41,022 --> 00:13:42,690
Ok, so would you like your
car today or tomorrow?
349
00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:44,391
Today.
350
00:13:44,426 --> 00:13:46,660
Ok, so this is a
rush job for today.
351
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,662
Do you want a ding
dong wickedy window?
352
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,498
Or a rim trim keep it slim?
353
00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:53,567
Or we also do a
light bright tire and tudy.
354
00:13:53,602 --> 00:13:55,035
Ok.
355
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,337
Do you want a light
bright tire and tudy?
356
00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:58,172
I just said, "Yeah."
357
00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:00,040
- I don't over hear everything.
- I'm sorry, yes I would like.
358
00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:01,509
- It's not my business.
- Ok.
359
00:14:01,543 --> 00:14:02,977
Ok before we go inside
the car we need to know.
360
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:04,178
And you've got to
be truthful about this.
361
00:14:04,212 --> 00:14:05,379
Do you have a dog in the car?
362
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:06,747
No.
363
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:07,982
Has there ever been
a dog in the car?
364
00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:09,383
Yes, I'm going to say yes.
365
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,684
How many dogs are in
the car right now?
366
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,019
No dogs are in the
car right now.
367
00:14:12,053 --> 00:14:13,220
Is there a dog in the trunk?
368
00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:18,025
No, there's no... no. No.
369
00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:19,260
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
370
00:14:23,098 --> 00:14:24,265
Whereabouts are you from?
371
00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:25,499
Portland.
372
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:26,700
Oregon?
373
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:27,902
Yeah.
374
00:14:27,936 --> 00:14:29,103
Oh nice.
375
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,571
I work in real estate.
376
00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:32,339
We're kind of in the
real estate business.
377
00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:35,609
Real estate of the mind. We take
a vacant space in someone's head
378
00:14:35,644 --> 00:14:37,077
and we fill it with literature.
379
00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:39,246
That's beautiful, Tony. That's
beautiful.
380
00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:42,116
You know, you guys are doing a
really great job.
381
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:45,886
It really looks great. I mean
you guys have all the tools and
382
00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:48,022
the buckets and the hoses and
the sponges.
383
00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:49,790
I mean, what were you
expecting?
384
00:14:49,824 --> 00:14:51,091
Like a playboy car wash?
385
00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:52,927
No. I just meant that...
386
00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:55,362
Like a tiny little triangle,
little bikini with some
387
00:14:55,397 --> 00:14:56,931
bottom cleavage?
388
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,465
Did you think we were going to
be giggling and laughing
389
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,367
for no reason? And like rock
music playing.
390
00:15:00,402 --> 00:15:01,602
And we're going to be in slow
motion like...
391
00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:06,106
Hey.
392
00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:08,742
That this sponge is going to be
dripping down my face.
393
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,645
That's what you're imagining
right now? Just a slow wet drip?
394
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,647
No.
395
00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:15,349
When you do that with your hands
I can feel them right on me.
396
00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:19,119
Thanks guys. Great job.
397
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:20,955
[Music]
398
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,156
Candace, how did we do?
399
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:23,958
Twelve dollars!
400
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:25,392
That's great. Only a 100 more
car washes and we can pay
401
00:15:25,427 --> 00:15:26,594
the rent.
402
00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:28,429
Both: Yay!
403
00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,598
- You!
- Ouch.
404
00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:31,899
What?
405
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:38,639
[Music]
[Giggling]
406
00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:41,408
Ouch wait. There's
water in my ear.
407
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:42,610
I got water in my vagina.
408
00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:46,146
[Music]
409
00:15:51,186 --> 00:15:52,519
Hey, so my friend has extra
tickets to the
410
00:15:52,554 --> 00:15:54,922
Jay-Z concert tomorrow. You
wanna go?
411
00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:56,857
Oh yeah, that sounds great. It
sounds like it'd be fun.
412
00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:59,526
Yeah, I think it will be. Are
you going to get that?
413
00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:02,696
Yes.
414
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:06,433
[Music]
415
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:09,937
Jay-Z: Ok, ok hold up, hold up.
Stop the track.
416
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,006
This is the part of the show
where I like to pick someone out
417
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,642
of the audience so they can tell
me about their favorite moment
418
00:16:14,676 --> 00:16:17,678
in hip hop history. How about
this Rick Moranis looking dude
419
00:16:17,712 --> 00:16:19,246
over here?
420
00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:22,983
Ummm.
421
00:16:23,018 --> 00:16:26,654
Say something.
422
00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:28,789
Uh, it all started in LA?
423
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,791
Fred. Come on.
424
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:33,360
Should we all answer together?
425
00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:38,399
- [Audience booing]
- There, there were many hits?
426
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:41,001
[Startled awake]
427
00:16:41,036 --> 00:16:45,906
Carrie, Carrie wake up.
428
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,174
What's wrong?
429
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:49,376
I think I missed hip hop.
430
00:16:49,411 --> 00:16:50,577
What do you mean?
431
00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,346
Just, it passed me by.
432
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:55,582
Fred, hip hop's been big for
like twenty-five years.
433
00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:57,518
I can't go to that show.
434
00:16:57,552 --> 00:16:58,852
Yeah, you can.
435
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,988
I don't want to be
made the fool.
436
00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:04,058
You have like fourteen hours
until the show starts. I can get
437
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,326
you ready. I can teach you.
438
00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:07,761
How?
439
00:17:07,796 --> 00:17:09,863
It was mostly
happening in New York City.
440
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,099
Like who? Who is that? Who did
they have back then?
441
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,268
Grand Master Flash,
Sugar Hill Gang.
442
00:17:14,302 --> 00:17:15,502
And were they really a gang?
443
00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:16,937
They were a group.
444
00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:18,939
So was Sir-Mix-A-Lot in the
Wu-Tang Clang?
445
00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:20,374
- Clan.
- Clan.
446
00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:23,343
There's no G. It's Wu-Tang Clan.
447
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,180
Wu-Tan Clan. Is this a fad? Or
is this here to stay?
448
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:27,548
Hip hop?
449
00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:30,250
I understand it's won Grammy's?
450
00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:32,186
Right? Young MC won a Grammy.
451
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,954
Ok, Young MC?
452
00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:35,889
So there's a Grammy there.
So it's Grammy winning music,
453
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,224
- right?
- I wouldn't say...
454
00:17:37,258 --> 00:17:39,059
What's Suge Knight?
455
00:17:39,094 --> 00:17:42,629
Ok. Why don't you tell me what
you remember about East Coast
456
00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:44,098
versus West Coast.
457
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:49,203
Uh, Queen Latifah is
against the 2 Live crew.
458
00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:53,107
They're two, like
they're just cursing so much.
459
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:55,576
And then the Fat Boys are just
like, "We're kind of the fattest
460
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:58,312
guys around." And
Notorious Big is like
461
00:17:58,346 --> 00:18:00,214
"I'm kind of a little fatter."
462
00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:02,382
Ok, name the members of the
Wu-Tang Clan.
463
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:03,884
Chuck D is public enemy.
464
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,385
So Wu-Tang Clang is just.
465
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,587
Clan.
466
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:09,289
D-Z-A. Dizzy.
467
00:18:09,324 --> 00:18:10,491
ODB.
468
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:11,725
Yes, ODB.
469
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,926
What does that stand for?
470
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,128
On duh...
471
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:17,297
Old... Dirty...
472
00:18:17,332 --> 00:18:19,600
Black man.
473
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:21,468
Ok, so Little Wayne. The Carter.
474
00:18:21,503 --> 00:18:25,139
That's like a four part series
of albums.
475
00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:27,741
Right. You ok?
476
00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:29,176
A lot of cursing.
477
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,410
Well that's ok.
478
00:18:30,445 --> 00:18:32,146
This guy is really mad.
479
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,515
Aww, this is the Dirty South
because it sounds pretty dirty.
480
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:36,583
You're going to be so
ready for the show.
481
00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:38,819
Shh. There's like a little play
going now.
482
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,621
Oh, sometimes they do skits
between songs.
483
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:43,090
Order in the court. It sounds
like it's pretty simplistic.
484
00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:45,125
So this is kind of old school?
485
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:49,096
Alright, alright.
I think I got it.
486
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:53,767
[Music]
487
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:56,970
Jay-Z: Hold up, hold up, stop
the track, it's your boy, this
488
00:18:57,005 --> 00:19:00,040
is the part of the show I'd like
to pick someone out of the
489
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:02,176
audience so they can tell me
about the favorite moment in
490
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,711
hip hop history, what
about you over there.
491
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:09,883
Fred, you got this, do it.
492
00:19:09,918 --> 00:19:15,823
[Music]
493
00:19:15,857 --> 00:19:18,292
New York City 1977...
494
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:20,127
[Crowd cheers]
495
00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:21,895
- That was good
- I liked it.
496
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,798
Yo, yo, yo, Rick Moranis hold up
one second man, I heard what
497
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:29,903
you said in there, that
kind of like, it blew my mind.
498
00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:32,206
Well it's just history you know,
it's just there, I just
499
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,974
accessed it, that's all.
500
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,709
That's easy for you to say
you're a hip hop master mind.
501
00:19:35,743 --> 00:19:36,910
Thank you brother.
502
00:19:36,945 --> 00:19:38,312
- Wow you're very nice
- Yeah.
503
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:41,014
Nice job Rick Moranis.
504
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,916
Want to get some tapas?
505
00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:44,551
You know what I miss
the whole tapas craze.
506
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,752
Oh ok I'll tell
you all about it.
507
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:47,020
Ok.
508
00:19:55,978 --> 00:19:59,881
Mathew can do what ever he
wants, he's 12, alright.
509
00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:01,249
Jeez.
510
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,286
We're taking you down.
511
00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:08,957
[Music]
512
00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:11,693
Respect private property, you
have no right to go into
513
00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:13,328
Mathew's room.
514
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:16,965
Parents are spies,
mom and dad lie--
515
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:20,301
Mathew, come out here please,
did you have something to do
516
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:21,569
with this?
517
00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:22,804
- Umm...
- He doesn't have to speak
518
00:20:22,838 --> 00:20:24,305
to you with out
a lawyer present.
519
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,673
Mathew do you want me
to take my shirt off?
520
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,408
I guess that could work.
521
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,712
Mathew, honey you're 12, ok?
And until you start doing own
522
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:34,015
laundry I'm going to
have to go in your room.
523
00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:35,717
Is there somebody
in that dresser?
524
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,018
Yes!
525
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:39,887
Brandon are you alright buddy?
526
00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:41,990
Are you nodding?
527
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:44,058
That doesn't seem very safe,
should we get him out?
528
00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:49,931
Is that a shrug, Brandon?
529
00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:52,166
Protest.
530
00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:54,168
I knew this wouldn't work.
531
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:56,904
- You traitor.
- Yeah, we spent all night
532
00:20:56,939 --> 00:20:58,106
building your parents.
533
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,741
I know but...
534
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,075
Wait did you guys make all of
this, who did the paper
535
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,411
mache? This is really creative.
536
00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:06,881
- I do wardrobe and then Benji...
- I do all the puppeteering
537
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:10,852
so the idea is like,
look in the mirror!
538
00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:12,086
- Ow, wait.
- Are you ok?
539
00:21:12,121 --> 00:21:13,454
Yeah.
540
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,689
Do you want me to
help you with that?
541
00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:15,890
Wait.
542
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:18,026
- Oh, oh.
- We got you.
543
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,961
Ok.
544
00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:21,896
I think there is a lot you guys
can do with this, I mean look
545
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,098
at all these people,
they came to see you guys.
546
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:26,200
Brandon let me just describe
what she, she's referring to
547
00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:28,603
a group of people from the
neighborhood just kind of
548
00:21:28,637 --> 00:21:29,804
looking at us, just so you know.
549
00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:32,206
- Hi.
- Hey.
550
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:34,075
We were trying to protest, them.
551
00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:37,445
Maybe instead of protesting you
guys could like, I don't know, celebrate?
552
00:21:37,479 --> 00:21:39,380
So you guys do we want to be
revolutionaries or
553
00:21:39,415 --> 00:21:42,116
entertainers?
554
00:21:42,151 --> 00:21:43,317
Is that a shrug, Brandon?
555
00:21:43,352 --> 00:21:45,720
[Cheering]
556
00:21:45,754 --> 00:21:48,923
Happy birthday!
557
00:21:48,957 --> 00:21:50,658
High five!
558
00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:54,429
- Yeah.
- Make a wish.
559
00:21:54,463 --> 00:21:56,964
Happy birthday!
560
00:21:56,999 --> 00:22:02,937
[Music]
561
00:22:02,971 --> 00:22:05,440
Uh hey everybody,
attention please.
562
00:22:05,474 --> 00:22:07,241
Guys?
563
00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:11,245
We are $800 short for rent this
month, what we are going to do is
564
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,616
we are gonna maybe have some
band play and charge admission.
565
00:22:15,651 --> 00:22:18,152
Alright so let's get those
theater chairs moved.
566
00:22:18,187 --> 00:22:19,653
Let's set up for the show.
567
00:22:22,347 --> 00:22:23,427
So...
568
00:22:23,428 --> 00:22:24,750
it's gonna be fun.
569
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:27,343
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570
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