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Hey, Josh, I thought
I saw you over there.
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Hey.
[Chuckles]
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How are you?
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Uh, not great.
I mean, I'm moving back home.
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So am I.
I mean, kinda seems like we all are.
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Yeah, I was in the city for, like,
six moths after I graduated college.
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There is no work.
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I kind of feel like our whole
generation got screwed.
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Yeah, I don't I know
what it was. The banks--?
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I know. I feel like
we need to mobilize.
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Like in the '60s there was
Woodstock, there was Joan baez.
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Like, people rallied around something.
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There was a protest song.
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Yeah.
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Attention, unemployed millennials.
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Hi, Bot-Dylan.
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Check out this protest anthem
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and see what you think.
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It's time for this
generation to stand up
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our future's being traded
on the NASDAQ--
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What?
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Change the world one party at a time
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roll up in the club
'cause we're V.I.P.
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work that body all night
'cause it feels right to me
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Okay, you guys, you guys, stop.
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What were we doing?
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Oh, right.
Something political.
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[Piano]
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We've been given a raw deal
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had to take a big step backwards
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now you're dancing electric slide
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keep sliding
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slide toward your future now
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change the world one party at a time
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mind eraser shots
with a twist of lime
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Damn it.
Happened again.
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Oh, guys, we cannot be doing
mind eraser shots.
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This is going to do it.
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Okay, ukulele player, simple songs.
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She's great.
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So many hotties up in this piece
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You know, I'm more mad
at myself than anything else.
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It's okay.
I know what you mean.
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I take responsibility, too.
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We can't just reinvent the wheel.
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Maybe we just get an original
group from the '60s.
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They knew what they were doing.
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We obviously don't.
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We are the flower children
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leaves, they are--
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change the world one party at a time
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Hey, guys, look!
Dance tent.
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Whoo!
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Okay, everybody, grab a seat.
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We're going to go downtown.
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We're going to get your
mug shots and fingerprints.
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You know what?
Any cooperation we get from you
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would be greatly appreciated.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[Metal clatters]
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[Clothes hanger squeaks]
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The best thing about The Bachelor
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is when the villain
of the show wins--
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I'm not a bachelor.
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The Bachelor is a TV show
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on network TV.
What?
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I don't even own a TV.
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[Hearty laugh]
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I don't have a TV.
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[Various channel chatter]
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[Woman] Coming up on MTV.
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[Crying] Teen Mom premiere's
on an all-new night
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starting at 9:00,
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followed by My Super Sweet 16.
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What?
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Then Snack Time with @sk8erd00d.
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What happened?
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MTV has been compromised.
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Okay.
'Kay, plugged in the TV.
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I mean, it said MTV.
The logo was there.
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I mean, I looked this close
to the screen
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to see if I was looking
at the right thing.
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I hate to break it to you, but
it's been like that for years.
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Why isn't everyone freaking out about it?
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Because they don't know any different.
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Because they've been
spoon-fed these garbage shows.
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It's just like all these people
getting out of limos
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and Sweet 16 this and pregnant
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and all these, like,
parties and--
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Who's watching that?
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Remember it used to be just
music videos and 120 Minutes
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and, like, VJs and everything?
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Remember MTV music news,
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with the satellite--
[Imitates pounding].
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The day Kurt Cobain died,
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and Kurt Loder got on MTV,
and he teared up?
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I mean, that was a huge moment.
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It was the town square.
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Do people even know about
rocking the vote anymore?
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Rock the vote.
Ch-ch.
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People used to just really
rock the shit out of the vote.
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Yeah, they'd take that vote,
and they would rock it.
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It's like they don't even
know what they're missing.
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Let's take back MTV, me and you.
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Why not?
We can do it.
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Why now?
I mean, it's been--
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[loudly] Why now?
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By the way, I'm not yelling at you.
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I'm saying "Why now?"
Kind of metaphor--
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you know, just, like,
it's a bigger picture.
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I mean, it's not you.
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This is the quietest
you've ever talked to me.
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Governments have been
overthrown in the middle east.
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If they can do it, why can't we do it?
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We're old.
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We're not old.
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Well, we are kind of.
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Look at your hair.
Come on.
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Come on.
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Okay, I'm just--I'm just saying--
Look.
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I mean.
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Yeah, I can see your point.
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We march in there and we say,
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"you don't control
the network."
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What we need is this monolithic entity
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that says, "we are music.
Let's go forth."
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Iris, we've got to take back MTV.
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I'm with you, Spike.
Yeah!
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I want my MTV.
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Let's go right now.
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Also, we've got to get somebody
to take care of the cats,
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and we need someone to water the plants.
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What plants?
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Okay, everyone, let's be seated.
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Namaste.
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Today we will begin the practice
of vipassana meditation.
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At first it may seem somewhat passive,
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but after hour four or five,
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a more active, transformative
experience starts to take over.
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So to begin with,
we'll just sit comfortably,
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and with our eyes open,
looking straight ahead,
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you'll just settle in to the silence.
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[Woman] All right, just let the day go.
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Okay, don't think about work.
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[Instructor] You'll feel your
breath going in and out.
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Huh, is he looking at me?
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Wow, he has really nice eyes.
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Oh, he probably rides a motorcycle.
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Feel your place in the state.
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Imagine your place.
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Okay, he is looking at me.
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Oh, he is totally making eye contact.
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Okay, just focus on him.
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And your awareness will expand
until you feel your place
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in the universe.
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I want this.
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[Deep voice] I love you.
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[Instructor] Okay, namaste.
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Just gradually return
your awareness to yourself.
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And welcome back.
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[Nasally voice] Hey, can I
talk to you for a minute?
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You know, we pay $40 a session,
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and there's a 2:00,
supposed to be at 7:00.
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I come on Monday, and there's no class.
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Sorry, I don't set the schedule.
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What can I do to make it--
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Well, somebody's gotta--
I want my money back.
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That's all.
I want my money back,
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'cause I'm about to walk
out of these things.
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I'm sure I'm not the only
person who's dissatisfied.
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Now, sweetie over here,
the pretty woman over there,
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I'm sure she's got the same complaints.
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I was lookin' at her.
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I wanna think of things.
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I wanna use my imagination
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when I'm sittin' there
with my ass on a pillow.
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I wanna do that.
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You should have a warning.
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There's something you should say,
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and that's not what I was told.
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Namaste.
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Hi. I'm Royce.
And I'm Alisha.
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And I'm her boss.
[Clock cuckoos]
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You're all familiar with
the drawbacks of cow's milk.
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Don't drink cow's milk.
Use alternatives like soy milk,
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rice milk, almond milk.
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Those are actually
not that great for you.
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There's an alternative.
We recommend zucchini milk.
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Processing and making zucchini milk--
Zucchini milk.
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It involves taking the pulp--
The pulp.
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And making--
Making--[Slurps]
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Mixing it with water.
Tastes just like fresh zucchini.
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He's my boss.
I am her boss.
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What does "boss" mean exactly?
Doesn't matter.
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We're coworkers, but I'm the boss.
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We love you.
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[Chattering]
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You must be Spike.
Oh, hi.
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Terry Melville.
How are you, sir?
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So great to meet you, Terry.
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We got your letter.
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We're all excited
about your MTV project.
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And I gotta tell ya, uh,
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those earrings, are they killing you?
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Do they hurt you at all?
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Oh, I don't even think about them.
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Looks real painful,
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but I've assembled
a group of people in here
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that are the greatest minds
in philanthropy,
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and they're all excited
about your project with MTV.
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Would you like to meet them?
That would be great.
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So we have Annie E. Casey
of the Annie E. Casey Foundation.
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Robert wood Johnson,
Robert wood Johnson foundation.
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Over here we have John D.
and Catherine T. MacArthur,
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and in the back we've got
John S. and James L. Knight
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of the John S. and James
L. Knight Foundation,
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and-- uh, here he comes.
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Mr. like you,
I'd like you to meet Spike.
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Hello, I'm viewers like you.
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Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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Everything's brought to you
by viewers like you.
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We're really, really excited
to be part of your project.
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Hey, everybody, raise your glasses
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to Spike's MTV dreams.
Skaal.
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[People applauding]
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I want my MTV
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Maybe because she's crazy.
Call you back.
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Kurt Loder?
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Yes.
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Hey.
Hi, Tabitha Soren?
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Yeah.
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We have a mission for you.
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Tell me more.
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Matt Pinfield?
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I'll do it.
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Oh, that was easy.
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Kurt, Matt, Tabitha,
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thanks for helping us with
this plan to take back MTV.
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It's about walking
in there like we own it
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because we do--
because you guys do.
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You built it.
The people own it.
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That's your house.
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MTV's been taken over by tweens,
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and this elite squad's going to help
us get it back to where it was.
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Here's our plan.
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Okay, we did some research.
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We found out that MTV
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is mostly likely shot
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in a city called New York City.
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Yes.
Yeah.
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You know this.
[Soren] Yeah, we worked there.
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Y--
Right, they worked there,
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so, you see, you guys lived there.
[Loder] Yeah, we were there.
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Okay, all right.
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Second floor studio.
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I've got a lot of--got a lot of the statue
of liberty.
258
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Let me get through some of these.
259
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You guys been to the statue of liberty?
260
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Uh--
it's far away from MTV.
261
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It is. Okay.
262
00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:04,407
I don't know how this-- how are
we supposed to pull this off?
263
00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:06,943
I mean, I know we can.
Kurt.
264
00:11:06,978 --> 00:11:09,045
I think Matt will get us
into the building.
265
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Okay.
What's the next step?
266
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Does anyone have any special skills?
267
00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:14,583
I can be sardonic.
268
00:11:14,618 --> 00:11:17,553
Are you going to pay moving
expenses for my family?
269
00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:19,021
Because I have
three children now, and--
270
00:11:19,056 --> 00:11:21,057
can we do a two out of three?
271
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They're tweens, so they might know
how to make the transition easier.
272
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We could use that.
273
00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:27,929
And I have a tween who's 13 down south,
274
00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:30,398
so I'll need you guys to fly
her in and out to visit
275
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:32,067
to play with Tabitha's tweens.
276
00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:34,102
What are tweens exactly?
277
00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:35,377
Do you all know what tweens are?
278
00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:36,939
I also have a housing thing.
279
00:11:36,973 --> 00:11:38,341
I live in New York,
280
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,842
but I want to live in a bigger place.
281
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,243
That's what I want.
282
00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,844
I think we can do this.
My blood is pumping.
283
00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:45,579
Kurt, do a news story about it.
What's the headline?
284
00:11:45,614 --> 00:11:48,447
I think I see
"MTV headquarters was invaded
285
00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:51,049
"by a band of music liberation people,
286
00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:52,751
and Tabitha Soren
has the story."
287
00:11:52,785 --> 00:11:56,021
I'm down here on the
first floor of 1515 Broadway,
288
00:11:56,056 --> 00:12:00,159
and I see a band of adults,
289
00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:01,094
it looks like,
290
00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:03,229
busting through security.
291
00:12:03,263 --> 00:12:05,264
I'm not sure what's going
to happen next.
292
00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:08,367
We'll let you know.
That's the news for now.
293
00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:10,370
D-d-d-d-d
boom boom boom boom...
294
00:12:10,404 --> 00:12:12,105
D-d-d-d-d.
dum dum dum
295
00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:15,075
Yes! Yeah!
Get back on your thrones.
296
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,577
I mean, I'm in.
297
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,945
Well, you're in.
298
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,514
And speaking of urine,
299
00:12:19,548 --> 00:12:20,982
we're going to Manhattan.
300
00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:27,069
We are here to discuss a proposal
to rename northeast 15th Avenue.
301
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:30,172
Now, before we start, I need
to run down a few criteria.
302
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:32,841
City streets may only be renamed
after a prominent person.
303
00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:34,276
Such prominent person must be
304
00:12:34,311 --> 00:12:36,379
one, a person who's achieved prominence
305
00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:39,416
as a result of his or her
significant positive contribution
306
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,550
to the United States of America
307
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,352
and or the local community,
308
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,355
two-- a real person,
309
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,424
and three-- a person who has been
deceased for at least five years.
310
00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:49,393
So without further ado
311
00:12:49,427 --> 00:12:50,460
I open the meeting up to suggestions.
312
00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:52,129
Yes, sir.
313
00:12:52,164 --> 00:12:55,199
Hi, uh, I'm Malcolm singer.
This is my wife Chris.
314
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,534
Hi, guys.
315
00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:59,204
What was the second piece of criteria?
316
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,973
The second--
uh, real person.
317
00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:03,642
So it has to be a real person.
Yeah.
318
00:13:03,676 --> 00:13:06,579
Okay, so I know
that that...person,
319
00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:09,214
but for 15th Avenue,
320
00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:10,683
which is a beautiful street,
321
00:13:10,717 --> 00:13:15,621
I thought, what if we do
film history Avenue?
322
00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:18,691
Didn't he just say a real person?
323
00:13:18,725 --> 00:13:21,126
But there are real people
who are in film history.
324
00:13:21,161 --> 00:13:22,094
Call me a traditionalist--
325
00:13:22,129 --> 00:13:23,363
You're a traditionalist.
326
00:13:23,398 --> 00:13:25,833
I was addressing him.
But thank you.
327
00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:27,935
What I would like to do is go ahead
328
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:32,642
and plan to vote on renaming the street
after Dr. Martin Luther king, Jr.
329
00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:34,411
Is that okay?
330
00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:35,846
It's fine with me.
331
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,481
Um, do you know we already have an MLK.
332
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,450
It would be double the honor.
333
00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,085
I think it's confusing.
334
00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:45,322
Is there a Martin Luther King,
Sr. we could do instead?
335
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:51,061
I was thinking more Mel Blanc
or Ken Kesey.
336
00:13:51,095 --> 00:13:53,030
Can we do music street?
337
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:54,564
What does this say?
338
00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:56,967
"Real person."
Thank you.
339
00:13:57,001 --> 00:14:01,738
So we're not doing cartoon characters
or anything in our imagination.
340
00:14:01,772 --> 00:14:03,039
This guy's got some great ideas.
341
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:04,975
Well, let's hear some.
342
00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,310
The other morning
I just came up with kugupu.
343
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:07,345
Oh, this is good.
344
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,113
K-u-g-u-p-u.
345
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:14,518
It's a sort of floating,
lava-ish sort of orb.
346
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,187
You should see what I'm picturing.
347
00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:18,289
I could barely describe it
because it's so colorful.
348
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,226
And I really don't mean to
throw cold water on your idea,
349
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,394
but it's not a real person.
350
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,330
It's not a real person.
351
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,231
And that is one of the parameters
that we have to stay within.
352
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,801
There is one episode where
all the kids come up to kugupu.
353
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,337
They're like, "kugupu,
you're not a real person,"
354
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,339
and he's like,
"actually, I am."
355
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,540
So he is.
356
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,010
I don't like "kugubu."
357
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,045
I have been reading
Steve Jobs' biography.
358
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,114
It talks about how he went
to Reed college
359
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,709
in southeast Portland his freshman year.
360
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,386
[Loud pouring]
361
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,358
Some more water.
362
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,393
[Continuing]
363
00:14:55,464 --> 00:14:57,197
Can you get me in?
Sure.
364
00:14:57,231 --> 00:15:01,370
Okay. Okay.
Here we go.
365
00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:03,284
Are you going to hog
the floor the entire night?
366
00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:04,407
Why don't we do this?
367
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:06,442
Why don't we call 15th Avenue--
368
00:15:06,477 --> 00:15:08,578
Leave it as is,
369
00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:12,215
but in parentheses write
"Northeast 14th Avenue"?
370
00:15:14,151 --> 00:15:16,285
Did you even think that through?
No, I did not.
371
00:15:19,723 --> 00:15:23,225
[Male voice] Turn left on
Martin Luther king, Sr.,
372
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:24,760
Mel Blanc, kugupu,
373
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:27,563
Steve Jobs, Ken Kesey,
374
00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:30,332
Music, Film History,
375
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,067
Calligraphy Street.
376
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,409
All right, Cath,
is the leveler--
377
00:15:40,444 --> 00:15:42,145
Should it be straight
completely? Does it matter?
378
00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:43,613
I just want to be in the
back doing mallet tricks.
379
00:15:43,647 --> 00:15:45,081
Okay.
380
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,783
Hey, I'm Dave.
I'm Cath.
381
00:15:47,817 --> 00:15:50,519
And we just purchased something
called the polar ii tent.
382
00:15:50,553 --> 00:15:52,320
It's lightweight.
383
00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:55,082
The fabric is polyester--
polyester taffeta.
384
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,249
[Loudly clears throat]
385
00:15:58,283 --> 00:15:59,849
Dan, from time to time,
386
00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:01,784
I want to give you little
pointers and suggestions
387
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:02,784
on how to edit this.
388
00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:04,085
Edit those parts out.
389
00:16:04,119 --> 00:16:05,618
Okay, let's build the tent.
390
00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:06,719
That goes on the ground.
391
00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:09,187
Make sure there's no dust.
392
00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:12,621
Just fade in the words "Part I--
setting up your tent, mapping it out."
393
00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:15,388
What you want to do is map out
your tent map on the ground.
394
00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:17,156
We've made that mistake
hundreds of times.
395
00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:18,657
Not hundreds of times.
396
00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:20,357
[Clearthroat]
397
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,225
I just think that we've made
that mistake one time.
398
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,525
Doy.
399
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,493
We're going to start out with the poles.
400
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,327
And this is just kind of a magic trick
401
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,862
that happens.
402
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:31,829
If you just keep waving it around
403
00:16:31,863 --> 00:16:33,730
until it forms the shape that you want.
404
00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:35,630
Maybe put some classical music,
405
00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:36,931
[hums]
Like--
406
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,632
Watch out for my eyes.
407
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,766
The rods extend over the tent,
408
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,600
and you'll clip them in like so.
409
00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:45,934
Find the circular grommet,
410
00:16:45,969 --> 00:16:48,069
put the spike in, and hammer it down.
411
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,469
Okay, so you got your tent set up.
412
00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:50,803
Make sure-- once again,
413
00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:52,637
there's a lot of things that can happen
414
00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:55,072
where, like, you can get hit
by the wind--
415
00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:58,139
and this does double--
this is a wind-powered--
416
00:16:58,174 --> 00:17:01,273
Hey, Aaron buddy, how long
have you been back there?
417
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:02,640
Aaron!
418
00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:03,641
Buddy, we're trying to make a video.
419
00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:05,641
Do you not see the camera?
420
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:06,708
Hey, Mickey!
421
00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:08,709
He's doing it to irritate us.
422
00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:10,663
You're using the backdrop
of my beautiful garden.
423
00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,877
Give us 20 minutes.
A little privacy, please.
424
00:17:12,911 --> 00:17:14,811
So it's got a front and a back.
425
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:16,578
Remember, you don't want to put
this on top of your car.
426
00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:17,712
[Chuckles]
427
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,413
Dan, put a laugh track there.
428
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,447
[Laughing]
429
00:17:23,149 --> 00:17:24,582
So just use that as a laugh track.
430
00:17:24,616 --> 00:17:26,649
Try to think sort of
medium-sized theatre.
431
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:30,584
And you'll see it doesn't have
the most traditional shape,
432
00:17:30,618 --> 00:17:31,651
as far as a tent goes.
433
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:34,152
Hey! Aaron!
Stop it!
434
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,453
Put that finger down.
435
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,453
God damn it.
436
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,388
Anyway--
437
00:17:38,422 --> 00:17:39,822
anyway--
438
00:17:39,856 --> 00:17:43,223
anyway-- anyway--
439
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:44,357
[Mickey] How much longer
are you going to be--
440
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:45,792
You're ruining our tent video!
441
00:17:45,826 --> 00:17:47,426
I know, I know.
You're ruining the tent video.
442
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,493
I don't want to have to start
from the beginning again.
443
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,161
I'm sorry I'm ruining the tent video.
[Train horn blowing]
444
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,661
Train's coming through.
What else can go wrong?
445
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,696
Where's the other Spike?
446
00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:55,863
Are all the Spikes there?
447
00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:57,831
Hey, so once you got your tent set up,
448
00:17:57,865 --> 00:17:59,598
you can open up the zipper and go on in.
449
00:17:59,632 --> 00:18:00,965
[Whistle noise] [Yells]
450
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,866
I'm done.
I'm really, really sorry.
451
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,533
Make this tent video on your own.
452
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:11,501
I assume you're smiling and you're
sympathetic to how hard it is for me, too.
453
00:18:11,535 --> 00:18:12,835
I really need you right now.
454
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:14,670
Come here.
455
00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,004
Dan, edit this part out.
456
00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:18,239
Is he over there?
Is he over there?
457
00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,208
Get out!
Dan, this whole part--
458
00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:24,376
Don't even put it on
by mistake. Okay?
459
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:26,510
YouTube users do not wantto see this kind of thing.
460
00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:29,679
They want to see a concise video.
461
00:18:29,713 --> 00:18:31,446
I want it deleted and erased.
462
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,181
I don't know how you do itin your editing booth.
463
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,215
Dave?Yeah.
464
00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:35,182
I'm trapped.
465
00:18:57,584 --> 00:19:01,586
I want my
466
00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:07,893
MTV
467
00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:13,032
I want my
MTV
468
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:18,371
I want my, I want my
469
00:19:18,405 --> 00:19:22,208
I want my MTV
470
00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:24,783
Hi there.
I want my MTV.
471
00:19:24,903 --> 00:19:26,880
Wait. What?
472
00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:29,383
We're here to take over.
473
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,884
What?
474
00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:32,953
What?
475
00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:33,912
What's up, you guys?
476
00:19:33,978 --> 00:19:37,527
We're counting down the top ten
healthy snacks to have after school.
477
00:19:37,647 --> 00:19:39,147
[Man] Frosty.
478
00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:40,982
What's up, man?
How's the family?
479
00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,150
We're back.
We're taking over the station
480
00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,718
and make it what it once was.
481
00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:46,254
Benefits and everything are
pretty much gonna be the same.
482
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:48,089
You're going to love this.
483
00:19:48,124 --> 00:19:49,958
It's gonna bring back a lot
of memories. Check this out.
484
00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:52,461
Ready? Okay.
Let's do it.
485
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,396
Take back MTV?
486
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:55,964
Take back the youth-oriented
channel from the youth?
487
00:19:55,998 --> 00:19:58,233
Have you been watching your own channel?
488
00:19:58,267 --> 00:19:59,601
It's garbage. I don't even know what it is.
It's a mess.
489
00:19:59,635 --> 00:20:01,636
Music is dead.
490
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,239
Cable TV has 500 more channels
491
00:20:04,273 --> 00:20:06,041
since you were last watching.
492
00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:08,076
But music is dead because you killed it.
493
00:20:08,111 --> 00:20:09,578
You're killing it.
494
00:20:09,612 --> 00:20:11,446
I don't know who raised you
or how you got here,
495
00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:12,581
but that's not nice.
496
00:20:12,615 --> 00:20:14,016
The tweens have taken control.
497
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,117
Yeah, but we're taking control.
498
00:20:15,151 --> 00:20:16,418
No.
Yes.
499
00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:17,719
We're in your office.
500
00:20:17,754 --> 00:20:19,488
We invaded your space.
Now what?
501
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,189
You're gonna call security?
It's not gonna work.
502
00:20:21,224 --> 00:20:24,259
Trish, can you hook these guys
up with, like, some swag?
503
00:20:24,293 --> 00:20:26,995
This is what happens when we're
rolling into seventh grade.
504
00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:29,364
Is it unfair?
Do I need a babysitter?
505
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,535
Show is cancelled.
506
00:20:30,569 --> 00:20:32,704
Excuse me.
Dude--
507
00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:34,772
All right, guys, this is a revolution.
508
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:37,275
[Beeps]
509
00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:38,643
You know what time it is now?
510
00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:40,545
It's right now.
511
00:20:40,579 --> 00:20:41,646
That's what time it is.
512
00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:43,582
[Iris] It's our time again.
513
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:45,717
We used to watch shows like 120
Minutes to see cool bands.
514
00:20:45,752 --> 00:20:47,119
Yeah, like Sonic Youth.
515
00:20:47,153 --> 00:20:48,620
Here's the first thing.
516
00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:51,857
Sonic Youth-- the people are,
like, 50 years old.
517
00:20:51,891 --> 00:20:54,426
But they're musicians.
They're still relevant.
518
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,694
They're dumb.
519
00:20:55,728 --> 00:20:56,995
They are?
520
00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,764
Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore
521
00:20:58,798 --> 00:21:00,332
are divorced,
522
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:03,469
and you're just the orphans left behind.
523
00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,337
I suggest that you
and your little friend
524
00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:07,740
turn right around and get
the hell out of my office.
525
00:21:07,774 --> 00:21:09,575
Yeah?
[Man on TV] T-minus four,
526
00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:11,243
three, two, one...
Look, Iris.
527
00:21:11,278 --> 00:21:12,845
I'm too depressed.
No, look!
528
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,413
Liftoff.
529
00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,015
[Iris gasps]
530
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,117
[MTV theme]
We did it. Look at that.
531
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,619
What are you gonna do now? Now
what are you gonna do? Huh?
532
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,153
Just get out of my face.
533
00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:22,554
You're going to learn
so much about music.
534
00:21:22,589 --> 00:21:24,022
You're going to be so excited.
535
00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,390
Why would I want to watch that?
536
00:21:25,425 --> 00:21:27,191
Because that's-- that's it.
537
00:21:27,226 --> 00:21:28,759
We won. Good luck. Watch that.
538
00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:32,797
Security, what the heck is...
539
00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:34,399
On my screen right now?
540
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:35,600
There's, like, a bald man,
541
00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:37,268
a weird looking lady,
542
00:21:37,303 --> 00:21:39,070
and another weird looking man.
543
00:21:39,104 --> 00:21:41,238
What's that doing on my TV?
544
00:21:41,273 --> 00:21:43,675
[Laughs] We made it. I cannot believe it.
545
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,410
Awesome, awesome, yeah.
546
00:21:45,444 --> 00:21:47,645
[Chattering]
547
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,581
Yeah, Kurt Loder.
548
00:21:49,615 --> 00:21:51,082
[Cheering]
549
00:21:51,116 --> 00:21:52,383
[Spike] Tabitha Soren.
550
00:21:52,418 --> 00:21:53,551
Whoo!
551
00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:54,719
[Iris] Matt Pinfield.
552
00:21:54,753 --> 00:21:56,087
Yay.
553
00:21:56,122 --> 00:21:58,490
[Spike] Get used to the faces.
554
00:21:58,524 --> 00:22:00,525
We're here 24/7.
555
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,261
[Woman] Music videosfrom start to fin--
556
00:22:03,295 --> 00:22:04,395
[turns off]
557
00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,530
[Snores]
558
00:22:09,368 --> 00:22:10,734
So all he wants to do is play.
559
00:22:10,768 --> 00:22:12,269
He's, like, yellow and blue,
560
00:22:12,303 --> 00:22:13,737
and he changes colors
whenever he's scared.
561
00:22:13,771 --> 00:22:15,706
Two marbles as friends and a--
562
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,508
they're like-- they're twins.
563
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:20,110
He's got a pulsing
purple light inside him
564
00:22:20,145 --> 00:22:22,112
that only comes out whenever he's lying,
565
00:22:22,147 --> 00:22:24,415
so everyone's like, "kugupu."
566
00:22:24,449 --> 00:22:26,417
Kugubu.
567
00:22:26,883 --> 00:22:31,296
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00:22:31,346 --> 00:22:35,896
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