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Hi, guys.
This is our store.
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Two girls, two shirts.
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Tell them about the shirts.
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This one is blue.
The other shirt's gray.
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Two girls, two shirts.
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The door's unlocked, right?
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I-I think so.
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There's a lot of traffic.
It's in such a great location.
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You'd think even by accident,
someone would come in here.
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[Clock ticking]
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♪ One ♪
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♪ Two ♪ Two girls, two shirts.
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♪ One ♪
Two-two-two...
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♪ Two ♪ Two girls, two shirts.
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Are we trying to get customers?
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We don't care.
Ok.
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[Clock ticking]
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[Fly buzzing]
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♪ One ♪
Two-two-two...
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♪ Two ♪ Two shirts.
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I have an idea which would
be to add more items.
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Oh, when I lived in New York,
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the only stores that had, like,
a lot of items were Costco.
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I would love
to have people in here.
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Remind me again--
have you been to New York?
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I don't remember.
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No, I don't think you have.
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I think I would know if you had.
How long were you there?
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Just, like, a handful
of years, on and on.
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Like, 11 months.
It was, like, 5 years.
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It was less than a year.
You called me every day.
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Ok.
Two-two-two-two...
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Two shirts.
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So excited about
all this free time we have.
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I know. It's so much
responsibility to have a store.
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Man: Next.
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Welcome to One Guy,
One Vintage Tube Amp.
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Man: Next!
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[Theme music playing]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ And there won't be
no busy signals ♪
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♪ Anymore, anymore ♪
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♪ Not anymore, anymore, ah ♪
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Ah, forget it.
This is, like...
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Just forget it.
I'm just bummed about-- I know, but--
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Last night, no one came to our show.
I know, but, Gil--
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And we told everyone about it,
and there was stuff online.
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We were trying to get everyone
out, and there was nothing.
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It's like only in our heads,
"That was our new album."
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It's like for who?
I mean, we're making good music.
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I just think the thing is there's too many bands now.
That's the bottom line.
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Like, I go to a record store, I
haven't heard of half the bands.
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We need something
that sets us apart.
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It bums me out because I
feel like we're really good.
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I know. Our songs are good,
but we don't have a thing.
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We don't have a gimmick.
We could get, like, I don't know.
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Like, maybe there's
70 people in the band.
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That's like Polyphonic Spree
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Right. What if we sing
a made-up language?
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That might be kind of cool.
Sigur Rós.
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We could do something where I pretend you're my sister.
Please. We know who did that.
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All right. I feel like
it's all been done.
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I don't know. I just want something
that sets us apart from other bands
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so that when people hear our band,
"That's the band with the..."
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[Reow] Hey, Kevin.
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Hey, Kevin.
Hey, little guy.
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How you doing today, buddy?
Want to be in a band?
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Actually, that's not
an insane idea.
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♪ It creeps out
in the dark of night ♪
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♪ Cat claws
are the way we walk ♪
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♪ Meow is the way we talk ♪
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♪ Whisker patrol,
whisker patrol ♪
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♪ This is where
you come in, Kevin ♪
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♪ Right now on the 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪
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Where you going, buddy?
Come back so we could practice.
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Hey, that sounded
really--What?
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Are you hearing yourself?
[Meow]
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Keep playing. Keep playing.
[Scratching]
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Keep playing.
Is that better? [Meow]
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Ok, that sounds better.
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Ok, turn your chorus pedal on.
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♪ Whisker patrol ♪ Nice, Kevin.
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♪ Whisker patrol ♪
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♪ Cat scratch fever
is the way-- ♪
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Ha ha. Nice.
Go, buddy. Whoo, yes.
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[Scratches]
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Woman: Hi, Dad. I need money
for my new music video.
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Please click the link
to contribute.
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Female singer:
♪ Come on and take my hand ♪
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♪ It feels so fine ♪
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♪ Runnin' around... ♪
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Hey, everyone. What's up?
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I'm Jayde
from Jayde Speaks Sevyn,
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and thanks for watching this.
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We're trying to raise money
for my next music video,
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and I'm making that video
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with the very talented
director--Gahvin Quin.
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I'm kind of heading in
a new direction.
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And that's something that Gahvin's
incorporating in the video.
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And as far as we're concerned,
that's never been done before.
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Um...
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really excited about--
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...the prospect of doing
this music vi... deo. Um...
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we're trying to raise $25,000,
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and it'll be worth it because it'll
be so cinematic and so beautiful.
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We're gonna have
a real light built sort of--
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that's gonna open up,
and there'll be an elevator
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with an elevator bellman
there saying,
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"Last floor, the sun."
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The lights will dim, but there
will be that one lantern,
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and the lantern will be held by
the wise man who knows nothing.
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She'll come down
on a glass staircase.
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When she touches the glass, we'll
realize it's made out of ice,
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so she'll slip on it,
but because--
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For just a dollar...
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You get a half-price download
of half of the song
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that you'll be able
to listen to once.
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Then for $100,
you'll get a set visit.
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We won't be there, but, uh...
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If you've never given
to a charity before,
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I urge you
to please contribute.
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She's just buzzing around.
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She's touched
so many books already.
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Are we paying her?
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I think an internship is unpaid.
Who pays her?
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She gets paid
by gaining experience.
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I could've used that when I was
growing up and going to school.
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Really?
That would've been great.
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What would you have wanted to intern in?
Martial arts.
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Yeah. Let's go
talk to her.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Very quickly you've been working.
Oh, thank you so much.
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I've just been sort of working
to reorganize a little bit
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of what you have going on here.
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It's very hard for us,
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because we don't know where
you're putting things,
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and we're gonna lose track
of where all the books go.
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It really won't be
that difficult.
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All we have to do is sort of take all
of these books out on the shelves
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and rearrange them
by the author's last name.
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No.
It's much easier.
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There's categories, anyway, so...
Yeah.
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Political cartoons,
lady artists.
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Softball: 1980 to 1989.
The best years.
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Queer horror. If that
ends up in here,
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all these teenagers are gonna
come in for their queer horror,
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and it won't be there for them.
Ok.
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Let's say you're a customer.
Ask us where a book is.
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Hi. I'm looking for
the book--
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How did you get in here? Our doors aren't open yet.
What are you doing here?
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I have a hard time finding
the book that I need
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because nothing's in alphabetical order.
You're yelling at us.
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That's a very aggressive tone, and we
don't know if we want you in our store.
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Sorry, other customers.
We have a very angry, angry guest.
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Please return to your shopping.
I apologize, so I would--
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What's that? You want...?
Oh, it's back there.
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Pardon me? Thank you.
Oh, it was made by a friend of mine.
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Oh, well, yes.
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Can I finish putting
these books away first?
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No. I'll put those away.
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You know, one of the things that I
was thinking about for this store
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would be marketing.
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We do plenty of marketing.
We have an ad.
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We have a sign out front.
We're here.
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Well, what do you think of
maybe--I had written down an idea,
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like, an in-store party?
You know, like a mixer.
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A mixer? What's a mixer?
What are we mixing?
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Alcohol.
You're mixing people.
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We can have a vodka sponsor.
Why vodka?
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Why not milk?
Why not cream? Why not...
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soy milk? Why not tea?
Mm-hmm.
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You could do those,
but vodka's fun.
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Vodka's fun? You should
meet my brother.
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We go to weddings, and, oh, he likes vodka.
It's a lot of fun.
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Ok, I'm--
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He ended up in a wedding
dress before it even started
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Do you know what that looks like?
He made 17 toasts.
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Full volume.
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He's got a ridiculous haircut.
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It's frizzy and straight
at the same time.
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It looks almost like
a clown without make-up.
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He wouldn't be coming
to the mixer.
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If he heard about it,
oh, he'd be here.
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Remember that Dracula phase
he went through?
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Uh... I still have the
bites on my neck.
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He put in these buck teeth, and he was...
some kind of nerdy Dracula thing.
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Yeah.
He's in bad shape.
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So no vodka.
Great. We did it.
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And you can organize it.
Ok.
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Let's get a drink.
Right now?
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Yeah.
It's 1:00.
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Someone's happy somewhere.
Let's go.
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We'll just leave
the front door open.
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♪ Whisker patrol,
whisker patrol ♪
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♪ Cat scratch fever
is the way we roll ♪
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♪ Whisker patrol ♪ Thank you.
We're Catnap.
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Whoo-hoo. Thanks.
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That was amazing.
Kevin, good job tonight.
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Oh, my gosh. Kevin was great.
Good job, buddy.
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Hi.
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You guys were great tonight.
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Thank you for coming.
How'd you get in here?
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I can't believe I'm meeting you guys.
It's so crazy.
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We really appreciate it.
What's next for you guys?
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'Cause you guys are really selling out
shows and becoming really popular.
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More shows.
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We want to record in a month or so.
Stay in Portland.
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We're gonna put out a full-length
album and go on a bunch of tours.
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Stick around, touring just around
Portland at different bars and stuff?
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Kevin wants to get out. Kevin?
What are you talking about, Kevin?
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He's never seen New York.
We want to take it as far as we can.
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I think you guys are gonna stay
here because you're my band
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and you're not going anywhere.
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You don't think we should
go on tour? Ok. Maybe we won't.
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I followed other bands in the
past, and they've gone mainstream
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and left me here alone and...
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We really appreciate you coming,
and we got a lot of stuff to do.
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I got to take down my equipment
and so does Gil, so...
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Don't you get
what's gonna happen?
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You guys are gonna be this huge
band that everyone knows about,
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and all stupid college jocks and
bimbos are gonna like your music.
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Our music's more
tailor-made than that.
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It's specific. It's for a niche audience.
Don't engage her.
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What do you mean, don't engage her?
I can hear you.
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I used to watch Pink play
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on a little crappy wooden plank
outside of a gas station.
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It was just her and her guitar.
I was the only one out there.
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She had long hair. Who, Pink?
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Yeah. That's how you know her.
I know her as her real name. Which is?
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Ok? Barbara.
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Barbara.
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Barbara Jean.
By the way, I'm Gathy.
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Cathy, nice to meet you.
It's Gathy with a "g."
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We're sorry for your loss.
Seems like you have a lot going on.
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You guys are going with me,
and so is Kevin. Watch this.
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Whoa.
237
00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:37,166
Yeah, now hi, right?
238
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,835
Do you know how to use that thing?
Uh, yeah. Look.
239
00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:42,071
[Gunshot] Oh, shit.
240
00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:47,976
It's loaded.
Kevin, call 9-1-1.
241
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,912
Kevin, don't call 9-1-1.
You get back up there. Someone smart.
242
00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:54,182
Sorry, Kevin. You're gonna stay in
Portland, and you're gonna play here,
243
00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:57,819
and you're not gonna leave me.
Do you understand, Kevin? Leave him alone.
244
00:12:57,853 --> 00:12:59,521
I'm not gonna have another Pink situation.
Do you understand?
245
00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:03,058
I am not gonna have
another Barbara leave me.
246
00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:05,260
So you guys are gonna get in my van right now.
Do you hear me?
247
00:13:05,295 --> 00:13:07,463
Your van?
My van! Kevin.
248
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,698
What's he doing?
What's he trying to get out of that box?
249
00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:12,468
Nothing.
He's doing the merch.
250
00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:13,836
Let's go.
251
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,403
Just do it.
Walk together.
252
00:13:15,438 --> 00:13:18,006
Let's go. Go,
get in my van. Go.
253
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,441
Don't shoot us.
Kevin?
254
00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:23,847
Yeah. My van! My van! My van!
255
00:13:26,142 --> 00:13:28,077
So what are you gonna get done?
256
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,246
I think I'm just gonna keep
it the same pretty much.
257
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,081
Just, like, a little something.
258
00:13:32,116 --> 00:13:34,917
Hey, I like your necklace.
That's really cool. Thanks.
259
00:13:34,951 --> 00:13:36,919
Where'd you get it?
My sister made it.
260
00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:38,821
She made it?
Yeah.
261
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:41,490
Wasn't she working at an
event-planning place or something?
262
00:13:41,524 --> 00:13:43,058
Yeah, like, 3 years ago.
263
00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:45,760
Then she was delivering
groceries to the elderly.
264
00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:48,263
And then she was,
like, landscaping.
265
00:13:48,297 --> 00:13:52,133
But she finally figured out what
she wanted to do. What's that?
266
00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:55,570
♪ She's making jewelry now ♪
267
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:59,040
♪ She's got her own website ♪
268
00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:01,710
♪ She crafts each piece
by hand and ♪
269
00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:05,146
♪ On the dining room table
at night and-- ♪
270
00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:08,284
Wasn't your sister going to
massage school for a while?
271
00:14:08,318 --> 00:14:10,152
I don't know. I thought
she'd do something in politics.
272
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:12,989
She was always really into
Kucinich, remember? Yeah.
273
00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,824
Yeah, she was
so into it, but...
274
00:14:14,858 --> 00:14:19,195
♪ She's making jewelry now ♪
275
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:23,900
After she had her kids, she kind of
didn't want to go back to having a job.
276
00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:28,237
We're so happy 'cause she's not
floundering around anymore. Yeah?
277
00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,538
What's she doing again?
278
00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:35,711
♪ She's making jewelry now ♪
279
00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:38,714
♪ She's got her life on track ♪
280
00:14:38,749 --> 00:14:41,051
♪ We don't have to worry now ♪
281
00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:45,189
♪ 'Cause she got that
arty spirit back and ♪
282
00:14:45,223 --> 00:14:48,626
♪ She's making jewelry now ♪
283
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:51,595
So how much does something
like a necklace cost?
284
00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:54,164
Anywhere from $80 to $200.
Really?
285
00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:55,666
I mean, yeah.
286
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:58,101
I been trying to figure out
what to do next.
287
00:14:58,136 --> 00:15:03,173
I have that little workspace.
You know what I should do?
288
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,843
What?
289
00:15:08,245 --> 00:15:11,581
♪ He's making jewelry now ♪
290
00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:14,617
♪ He's got his life on track ♪
291
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,922
♪ He's making jewelry now ♪
292
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:21,192
♪ She's making jewelry now ♪
293
00:15:21,226 --> 00:15:23,894
♪ We're making jewelry-- ♪
294
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:28,233
"Hi. Sorry to inform you I've been waiting
for 6 weeks for my couple of necklaces.
295
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,636
Where are they?"
I have no idea.
296
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,771
What time does
the post office close?
297
00:15:32,805 --> 00:15:35,373
Maybe I should just apply
to grad school.
298
00:15:41,981 --> 00:15:44,649
[Knock on door]
Both: Smooth Moovers.
299
00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:48,018
Woman: Come on in.
Fred: Hi. How are you?
300
00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:50,887
There's about 5 rooms
in the house. 2 bathrooms.
301
00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:53,056
The majority of the work
is pretty much done.
302
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:56,093
You have the keys to the new place and everything?
You're all set to go?
303
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:59,931
Oh, yeah. Everything is ready.
Ready to get out of here.
304
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,400
Ok, perfect. Good.
You got everything all set.
305
00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:05,336
All right, great.
So you guys pull your truck up front
306
00:16:05,371 --> 00:16:07,272
and we can get started.
We're right there.
307
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:10,109
Yep. We got a great spot.
We do everything by bicycle.
308
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,945
You're bike movers.
Both: Yeah.
309
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:15,348
It's the same as a car.
It's actually more efficient.
310
00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:18,317
And in some ways, much faster.
And it's environmentally friendly.
311
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,354
Smooth Moovers.
See? So...
312
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:25,257
The 2 "o"s-- that's the bicycles.
Right. Yeah.
313
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,992
That one's
an upside-down one,
314
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,328
but that's like if we were to
expand and go around the world,
315
00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:32,198
they'd be bicycles on the other side of the world.
If we were moving in Australia.
316
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:33,899
Southern hemisphere.
317
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:36,002
Yeah, I didn't get that
over the phone.
318
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,871
We can go right through red lights.
It's, like, much, much faster.
319
00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:42,208
You go through red lights
with people's stuff? Mm-hmm.
320
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,511
And you're gonna--
couch, everything goes?
321
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,080
There's a big bookshelf
right behind you.
322
00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:49,316
You want that moved?
Yeah.
323
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:53,020
I need everything moved from this
place to the place I'm moving.
324
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,724
Ok. So the bigger stuff, too.
The chair.
325
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:59,126
Yes. I'm gonna go do
some work upstairs.
326
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,694
Ok, before you go...
327
00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:12,472
Just write down 51.
328
00:17:12,506 --> 00:17:14,374
Ok.
329
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,876
52, 54.
330
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,245
Oh, ok. 54, all right.
331
00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:22,116
You know there's more stuff in the house, right?
Of course. Room by room.
332
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:25,052
Bye, Jamie. See you soon.
All right, let's do this.
333
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,487
Left, left, left, left.
Aah!
334
00:17:27,522 --> 00:17:32,426
Ok, we'll just put it right back on again.
No, we're fine.
335
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,561
How's it going?
This is not easy, right?
336
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,531
You do know how to put those
back together, right?
337
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:40,300
Yeah. I have
a photographic memory,
338
00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:42,903
so I can, like, look at it
and take a snapshot.
339
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,240
Except I probably should've done it
before I cut some of these wires.
340
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,975
That's fine.
341
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:51,345
So you'll be done today, right?
I think so, yeah.
342
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,813
Today or tomorrow.
Wednesday, Thursday.
343
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:57,083
How does the math work out?
How much are we making per hour?
344
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,752
Um--It is fun, right?
345
00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:02,087
Only this hour, like, not
our work hours. Yeah.
346
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,556
Like, this is like
a lunch break.
347
00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:06,424
This is like, "Oh,
we're touring Portland."
348
00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:08,393
Then we're making a
little more money. Right.
349
00:18:08,427 --> 00:18:10,995
We're getting pretty good
at this. Lean with me.
350
00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:14,532
I think as long as we don't hit any
bumps, this is gonna be secure.
351
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:15,867
Yeah.
352
00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:17,569
I think something fell.
353
00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:19,437
I couldn't have been from us, right?
I don't think so.
354
00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:21,205
I feel like it's taking
kind of a long time.
355
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,441
I think we're gonna be fine.
I would not worry.
356
00:18:23,475 --> 00:18:28,046
I had to pay another month's rent here.
I have a mortgage at the new place.
357
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,348
That's the thing.
We have a system.
358
00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:35,454
Once this is loaded up, we go.
Then the trick we do is we come right back.
359
00:18:37,457 --> 00:18:40,359
I think, eventually,
we'll get it done.
360
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:43,128
Hey, how much for the telegraph?
Hold on.
361
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,464
Jamie, someone's here
for your garage sale.
362
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,534
Yeah, I'm not having a garage sale.
Oh, no?
363
00:18:48,569 --> 00:18:50,536
All right.
That's it. Last load.
364
00:18:50,571 --> 00:18:52,472
Here we go.
365
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,607
Ok, let's see if she's in.
366
00:18:54,642 --> 00:18:58,110
Whoo-hoo. Ok, great.
And we'll start--
367
00:18:58,145 --> 00:19:01,214
Hey, I don't live there!
What?
368
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,583
Wait, is that her?
I live over here!
369
00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:05,518
4711.
370
00:19:05,552 --> 00:19:08,254
I live at 4715!
Ok.
371
00:19:08,288 --> 00:19:10,490
We'll be right over.
Are you kidding me with this?
372
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,358
We'll give you $2.00 off.
373
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,805
What is she doing in there?
374
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:18,573
She's cooking or something.
375
00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:21,842
It smells so gross.
376
00:19:21,876 --> 00:19:24,177
Sorry. Hey, little guy.
377
00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:26,880
One of these days, we're gonna get
out of here and go on tour again.
378
00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:29,049
♪ Almonds, putting almonds
on green beans ♪
379
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,252
This is not what I imagined when
I imagined us getting in a band.
380
00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:34,422
I got to say, you guys have a
real bad attitude. You're right.
381
00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:37,291
Tell you what-- you should
let us go, I think.
382
00:19:37,325 --> 00:19:39,260
And I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why I won't.
383
00:19:39,294 --> 00:19:41,295
Why?
It's been a dream come true.
384
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:44,899
Having you guys live with me
and sing to me in the morning.
385
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,602
Come on, you guys are-- Right?
Yeah.
386
00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:49,537
It's been a lot of fun.
387
00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:51,505
You guys want to see
an impression?
388
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:55,242
This is my impression
of someone with an STD.
389
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:59,146
What happened?
Woman: It's really accurate.
390
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,080
It's, like, an ice-breaker.
391
00:20:01,115 --> 00:20:02,482
Gil: Please let us go.
392
00:20:02,516 --> 00:20:05,251
Kevin hasn't been outside
in forever.
393
00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:07,619
All right, listen,
are you hungry?
394
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,922
Both: Yes.
All right.
395
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,159
I made these last night
when I was on the toilet.
396
00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:17,196
What--?
One time. One sitting.
397
00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:19,366
I don't like to read on the toilet
'cause it makes me nauseous.
398
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,335
You don't like to read on the toilet
'cause it makes you nauseous?
399
00:20:21,369 --> 00:20:23,036
Makes me seasick.
400
00:20:23,071 --> 00:20:25,639
What am I gonna do, just sit there?
Who just sits there?
401
00:20:25,674 --> 00:20:28,676
Many people sit there.
I don't think so.
402
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,378
I do think so.
403
00:20:31,412 --> 00:20:34,214
Sorry.
404
00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:36,649
You got a smart mouth on you,
let me tell you.
405
00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:39,152
I don't know who we are anymore.
We're not a band.
406
00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:42,654
We're just a guy, a girl,
a cat, and a kidnapper.
407
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:45,523
Wait. What did you
just say?
408
00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:48,659
We're a guy, a girl,
a cat, and a kidnapper.
409
00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:51,528
I have an idea. Gathy?
410
00:20:51,563 --> 00:20:52,696
[sing-song] Yeah?
411
00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:55,665
[Music playing]
412
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,468
♪ We're catnapped ♪
413
00:20:58,502 --> 00:21:00,003
I'm Gil.
414
00:21:00,037 --> 00:21:03,039
I'm Meryl. That's Kevin.
415
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:05,642
On gun, that's Gathy.
416
00:21:05,676 --> 00:21:07,744
[Bang; crowd gasps]
417
00:21:07,778 --> 00:21:09,579
5, 6...
418
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:13,150
♪ Whisker patrol,
whisker patrol ♪
419
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,486
♪ Cat scratch fever... ♪
420
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,423
Man: This reviewer couldn't discern
exactly what was happening that night.
421
00:21:18,457 --> 00:21:23,228
He just knows it transcends music
on literally every single level.
422
00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:27,633
♪ Whisker patrol,
whisker patrol ♪
423
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,501
Hey, you guys?
424
00:21:29,536 --> 00:21:31,537
Uh, this band, Catnapped?
425
00:21:31,571 --> 00:21:35,274
Everything that can be said
in music has now been said.
426
00:21:35,308 --> 00:21:39,246
I think we're done.
We can shut the site down.
427
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,381
We did it.
Good job, everybody.
428
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,885
Shut down your computers.
Shut down the site.
429
00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:52,861
♪ Come on and take my hand ♪
430
00:21:56,199 --> 00:21:59,734
There's gonna be a bumblebee
and a grasshopper,
431
00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:04,238
and the grasshopper's gonna be driving
through a, uh, underground tunnel,
432
00:22:04,273 --> 00:22:06,874
and he'll be stopped by
the grasshopper police,
433
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:09,043
who will have these uniforms,
and they'll say,
434
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,479
"Do you have your pass
to get through?"
435
00:22:11,513 --> 00:22:13,581
And the grasshopper
will suddenly become,
436
00:22:13,615 --> 00:22:16,785
as in nature,
a beautiful butterfly.
437
00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:17,819
♪ Come on... ♪
438
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:22,716
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