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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,540 --> 00:00:03,249 - Hi, I'm Bryce Shivers. - Hi, I'm Lisa Eversman. 2 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:04,884 And we put birds on things. 3 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:04,951 And we put birds on things. 4 00:00:04,952 --> 00:00:05,752 Today, we're gonna 5 00:00:05,753 --> 00:00:06,519 go to a store 6 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,287 on Mississippi Avenue. 7 00:00:07,288 --> 00:00:08,121 Nothing has birds on it, 8 00:00:08,122 --> 00:00:09,022 but you what we're gonna do? 9 00:00:09,023 --> 00:00:10,523 We're gonna put birds on things. 10 00:00:10,524 --> 00:00:11,391 Spruce it up. 11 00:00:11,392 --> 00:00:12,325 Make it pretty! 12 00:00:12,326 --> 00:00:13,326 Thank you. 13 00:00:13,327 --> 00:00:14,427 Put a bird on it. 14 00:00:14,428 --> 00:00:15,295 Putting a bird 15 00:00:15,296 --> 00:00:16,229 on this teapot. 16 00:00:16,230 --> 00:00:17,397 It's a bird! 17 00:00:17,398 --> 00:00:18,164 Betcha it's flying 18 00:00:18,165 --> 00:00:19,199 all over the beach. 19 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,934 What a sad little tote bag. 20 00:00:20,935 --> 00:00:21,601 I know- 21 00:00:21,602 --> 00:00:22,602 I'll put a bird on it. 22 00:00:22,603 --> 00:00:23,536 Did you see this bag before? 23 00:00:23,537 --> 00:00:24,337 I didn't. 24 00:00:24,338 --> 00:00:25,538 Now there's a bird. 25 00:00:25,539 --> 00:00:26,272 It's flying. 26 00:00:26,273 --> 00:00:27,540 It's free! 27 00:00:27,541 --> 00:00:28,174 I'm gonna put this bird 28 00:00:28,175 --> 00:00:29,242 right on this card. 29 00:00:29,243 --> 00:00:30,076 It's so pretty. 30 00:00:30,077 --> 00:00:30,977 You like that, ma'am? 31 00:00:30,978 --> 00:00:34,447 It's fantastic. 32 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:36,116 Making a bird on toast. 33 00:00:36,117 --> 00:00:37,450 Put a bird on it! 34 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:38,284 Look at this. 35 00:00:38,285 --> 00:00:39,219 I just sewed this bird 36 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:40,553 right onto the pillow. 37 00:00:40,554 --> 00:00:41,388 Oh, you missed a spot. 38 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:42,589 Ow- what are you doing? 39 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:43,857 Watch your fingernails. 40 00:00:43,858 --> 00:00:44,724 What about the bird? 41 00:00:44,725 --> 00:00:45,659 Am I bleeding? 42 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:46,793 Ma'am, am I bleeding? 43 00:00:46,794 --> 00:00:47,527 No, you're fine. 44 00:00:47,528 --> 00:00:48,294 Stop looking at her. 45 00:00:48,295 --> 00:00:49,429 She's fine. 46 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:50,597 I know she's fine. 47 00:00:50,598 --> 00:00:51,364 I'm not- put 48 00:00:51,365 --> 00:00:52,265 a 49 00:00:52,266 --> 00:00:53,033 bird 50 00:00:53,034 --> 00:00:53,867 on 51 00:00:53,868 --> 00:00:54,567 it. 52 00:00:54,568 --> 00:00:55,635 I'm painting a bird 53 00:00:55,636 --> 00:00:57,137 on a bird. 54 00:00:57,138 --> 00:00:58,104 Ahh! 55 00:00:58,105 --> 00:00:59,506 My eyes! 56 00:00:59,507 --> 00:01:00,240 Straight up got dust 57 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:01,775 right in my eyes. 58 00:01:01,776 --> 00:01:02,776 Just paint the bird 59 00:01:02,777 --> 00:01:03,777 or whatever it is 60 00:01:03,778 --> 00:01:04,577 you need to do, 61 00:01:04,578 --> 00:01:05,812 and don't blow on things. 62 00:01:05,813 --> 00:01:07,647 Put a bird on it. 63 00:01:07,648 --> 00:01:08,848 There's birds everywhere, 64 00:01:08,849 --> 00:01:09,749 and now you can open 65 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,252 for business. 66 00:01:12,253 --> 00:01:15,689 What the hell is that? 67 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:17,791 Please go away? 68 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:20,727 I'm allergic. 69 00:01:27,401 --> 00:01:29,402 Yeah- you're not wanted! 70 00:01:32,339 --> 00:01:34,641 Oh, gross! 71 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:51,257 [ Music ] 72 00:02:15,816 --> 00:02:16,516 Carrie: What is it 73 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:17,684 that you call the mayor? 74 00:02:17,685 --> 00:02:18,918 Iu it, sir? 75 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:19,652 Fred: Or maybe 76 00:02:19,653 --> 00:02:20,386 it's just laid back. 77 00:02:20,387 --> 00:02:21,087 It's just like, "hey, man." 78 00:02:21,088 --> 00:02:21,788 You know, 79 00:02:21,789 --> 00:02:22,722 'cause he seems so cool. 80 00:02:22,723 --> 00:02:23,757 Right. 81 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,993 Oh- whoa! 82 00:02:26,994 --> 00:02:28,161 That's like totally him. 83 00:02:28,162 --> 00:02:29,229 Bianca: Fred and Carrie? 84 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:30,730 The mayor will see you now. 85 00:02:30,731 --> 00:02:31,898 Mayor: So? 86 00:02:31,899 --> 00:02:32,699 Psyched to meet you- 87 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:33,666 you're like the coolest mayor 88 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:34,434 we've ever had. 89 00:02:34,435 --> 00:02:35,135 Awesome. 90 00:02:35,136 --> 00:02:35,969 Thanks so much. 91 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,270 Your office is so cool. 92 00:02:37,271 --> 00:02:38,004 Hmm... 93 00:02:38,005 --> 00:02:38,838 Isn't this awesome? 94 00:02:38,839 --> 00:02:39,606 Look at the awards 95 00:02:39,607 --> 00:02:40,473 you have. 96 00:02:40,474 --> 00:02:41,274 Yeah, and, oh, this is, 97 00:02:41,275 --> 00:02:42,275 uh, this is the latest one 98 00:02:42,276 --> 00:02:43,243 we just got. 99 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:44,210 "Best official website 100 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:45,178 "for cities with populations 101 00:02:45,179 --> 00:02:46,279 "under 700,000 in the 102 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,981 "pacific northwest area." 103 00:02:47,982 --> 00:02:48,815 Congratulations. 104 00:02:48,816 --> 00:02:49,582 Yeah, thanks. 105 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:50,583 Well, I had this one made, 106 00:02:50,584 --> 00:02:52,051 and I presented it to myself. 107 00:02:52,052 --> 00:02:53,253 Oh, you had it made? 108 00:02:53,254 --> 00:02:54,020 Yeah. 109 00:02:54,021 --> 00:02:54,988 You know, it's the best site 110 00:02:54,989 --> 00:02:56,389 out there, anyway- right? 111 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:57,690 Seattle's is the worst. 112 00:02:57,691 --> 00:02:58,324 Oh, yeah. 113 00:02:58,325 --> 00:02:59,092 Yeah. 114 00:02:59,093 --> 00:02:59,993 Too many links. 115 00:02:59,994 --> 00:03:00,627 Oh, yeah, 116 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:01,528 you don't want that. 117 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:02,195 Bianca tells me 118 00:03:02,196 --> 00:03:03,062 you have an idea. 119 00:03:03,063 --> 00:03:03,797 All right, 120 00:03:03,798 --> 00:03:04,631 so we have this idea. 121 00:03:04,632 --> 00:03:05,465 Yeah. 122 00:03:05,466 --> 00:03:06,199 We're sort of 123 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:06,933 former musicians. 124 00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:07,734 We've been in bands and stuff, 125 00:03:07,735 --> 00:03:08,535 and so we thought like, 126 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,903 if we had a city holiday 127 00:03:09,904 --> 00:03:11,137 for Portland, 128 00:03:11,138 --> 00:03:12,739 and it's "bring your guitar 129 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:15,074 "to school or work" day. 130 00:03:15,075 --> 00:03:16,376 Uh-hmm. 131 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:25,552 Now, wait-wait- 132 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:26,386 you said you're musicians, 133 00:03:26,387 --> 00:03:27,253 right? 134 00:03:27,254 --> 00:03:27,954 Yeah. 135 00:03:27,955 --> 00:03:28,788 Yeah. 136 00:03:28,789 --> 00:03:29,722 I've got a little project 137 00:03:29,723 --> 00:03:30,657 that I'm working on. 138 00:03:30,658 --> 00:03:32,392 It's really dear to my heart. 139 00:03:32,393 --> 00:03:33,326 I need to come up with 140 00:03:33,327 --> 00:03:35,695 a new theme song 141 00:03:35,696 --> 00:03:36,996 for a new ad campaign 142 00:03:36,997 --> 00:03:38,865 for Portland. 143 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:39,732 This is where my head is 144 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:40,834 right now. 145 00:03:40,835 --> 00:03:41,601 What do you guys think? 146 00:03:41,602 --> 00:03:42,802 You're musicians... 147 00:03:42,803 --> 00:03:44,103 You said you write music. 148 00:03:44,104 --> 00:03:45,705 I think you might be 149 00:03:45,706 --> 00:03:47,006 perfect for this. 150 00:03:47,007 --> 00:03:50,009 To-to write it- 151 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:50,810 we would write it? 152 00:03:50,811 --> 00:03:51,845 Yeah, I want it 153 00:03:51,846 --> 00:03:53,446 to be about Portland. 154 00:03:53,447 --> 00:03:54,380 You know, all about 155 00:03:54,381 --> 00:03:55,114 the inspiration 156 00:03:55,115 --> 00:03:56,316 that you get from the city. 157 00:03:56,317 --> 00:03:56,983 We have Bridges, 158 00:03:56,984 --> 00:03:58,351 mountains, rivers, nature- 159 00:03:58,352 --> 00:03:59,018 all of that. 160 00:03:59,019 --> 00:03:59,853 All of that. 161 00:03:59,854 --> 00:04:00,687 Bicycles- 162 00:04:00,688 --> 00:04:01,788 all of that fits in. 163 00:04:01,789 --> 00:04:02,822 One word of warning? 164 00:04:02,823 --> 00:04:03,623 Please don't make it 165 00:04:03,624 --> 00:04:05,091 like Seattle. 166 00:04:08,429 --> 00:04:09,195 The space needle. 167 00:04:09,196 --> 00:04:09,929 Wooo! 168 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:10,763 Like we've never seen 169 00:04:10,764 --> 00:04:12,332 that before. 170 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,166 You got it. 171 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:14,000 Okay. 172 00:04:14,001 --> 00:04:14,734 Wonderful! 173 00:04:14,735 --> 00:04:15,602 This is so good! 174 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:16,369 I'm so glad you came in today. 175 00:04:16,370 --> 00:04:17,237 Yeah, all right. 176 00:04:17,238 --> 00:04:18,037 This is just perfect. 177 00:04:18,038 --> 00:04:18,838 You just made me 178 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:19,606 the happiest mayor 179 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:20,340 in the country. 180 00:04:20,341 --> 00:04:21,241 We work for you. 181 00:04:21,242 --> 00:04:21,975 Good, I'm gonna work on 182 00:04:21,976 --> 00:04:22,976 my core. 183 00:04:22,977 --> 00:04:23,877 All right, it's nice 184 00:04:23,878 --> 00:04:24,677 to meet you. 185 00:04:24,678 --> 00:04:25,511 So great to meet you. 186 00:04:25,512 --> 00:04:26,279 You're so cool. 187 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,180 Oh, guys, guys, guys, 188 00:04:27,181 --> 00:04:28,248 this is like something 189 00:04:28,249 --> 00:04:29,215 that's really important to me. 190 00:04:29,216 --> 00:04:30,617 It's indigenous art. 191 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:31,384 I don't know if it speaks 192 00:04:31,385 --> 00:04:32,719 to you musically? 193 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,087 But, you know, use that. 194 00:04:34,088 --> 00:04:35,054 I think that is something 195 00:04:35,055 --> 00:04:35,889 that is really gonna make 196 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:37,290 a difference in this music. 197 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:38,224 Great- we'll just 198 00:04:38,225 --> 00:04:39,058 bring it back to you? 199 00:04:39,059 --> 00:04:39,826 And bring it back to me. 200 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:40,693 Yeah- that'd be great. 201 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:41,461 All right- you sold us. 202 00:04:41,462 --> 00:04:42,395 I love my artists. 203 00:04:42,396 --> 00:04:43,162 Sir, thank you. 204 00:04:43,163 --> 00:04:44,097 I support them. 205 00:04:44,098 --> 00:04:44,797 Thank you. 206 00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:45,798 Just one thing. 207 00:04:45,799 --> 00:04:46,766 Don't make it sound like 208 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:47,967 it's coming from Seattle. 209 00:04:47,968 --> 00:04:49,068 Okay, you got it. 210 00:04:49,069 --> 00:04:49,702 Okay? 211 00:04:49,703 --> 00:04:50,503 Portland all the way. 212 00:04:50,504 --> 00:04:51,437 Go Portland! 213 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:52,438 All right- thank you! 214 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:53,907 Yay! 215 00:05:05,586 --> 00:05:06,653 Bicycle ride- 216 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:07,553 bicycle rides! 217 00:05:07,554 --> 00:05:08,888 Bicycles rides- bicycle. 218 00:05:08,889 --> 00:05:10,023 On a bike- on a bike. 219 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:10,790 Hi, I'm on a bike. 220 00:05:10,791 --> 00:05:11,424 You're gonna turn? 221 00:05:11,425 --> 00:05:12,225 You gotta tell me! 222 00:05:12,226 --> 00:05:13,259 Watch out! 223 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:14,594 Bike-bike-bike! 224 00:05:14,595 --> 00:05:15,895 Oh, cars... 225 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,530 Man, why? 226 00:05:17,531 --> 00:05:18,131 I don't have 227 00:05:18,132 --> 00:05:19,032 a driver's license. 228 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:19,899 I don't need it. 229 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:20,667 In a bike Lane here. 230 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:21,734 I get this whole Lane. 231 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:22,702 Ten feet rule! 232 00:05:22,703 --> 00:05:23,970 Oregon state law- ten feet. 233 00:05:23,971 --> 00:05:24,737 Hey, birds! 234 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:27,206 Guys have little bikes? 235 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:28,174 What you lookin' at? 236 00:05:28,175 --> 00:05:30,710 I dig that tribal look. 237 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:32,979 [ Indistinct shouting ] 238 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:34,180 I hope I get a sunburn. 239 00:05:34,181 --> 00:05:37,417 [ Beat boxing ] 240 00:05:37,418 --> 00:05:38,251 Hold up. 241 00:05:38,252 --> 00:05:39,652 I'm stopping. 242 00:05:39,653 --> 00:05:40,586 I'm stopped. 243 00:05:40,587 --> 00:05:41,487 [ Whistles ] 244 00:05:41,488 --> 00:05:43,056 That means I'm stopped. 245 00:05:43,057 --> 00:05:44,991 Pull your mirrors in. 246 00:05:44,992 --> 00:05:46,059 Slow down- let me go. 247 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:49,562 Ah, lofts, why? 248 00:05:49,563 --> 00:05:50,396 Watch out. 249 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:51,230 Hey- bike Lane. 250 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:51,998 Bike Lane! 251 00:05:51,999 --> 00:05:52,765 Bicycle rides. 252 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:53,666 Go vegan! 253 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:54,567 Move, move, move! 254 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:55,468 Move over a little bit. 255 00:05:55,469 --> 00:05:56,302 Got a better place to be? 256 00:05:56,303 --> 00:06:01,140 Move! 257 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:02,475 Ow! 258 00:06:02,476 --> 00:06:04,744 Bicycle rides... 259 00:06:04,745 --> 00:06:05,845 Is anyone home? 260 00:06:05,846 --> 00:06:06,779 Stuart? 261 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,147 St-stu? 262 00:06:08,148 --> 00:06:09,349 You home? 263 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:10,149 Please don't be working 264 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,651 at the co-op- please! 265 00:06:15,223 --> 00:06:17,524 So, this is our new batch of books. 266 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:18,125 I think we should just 267 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:18,825 kind of go through it, 268 00:06:18,826 --> 00:06:19,993 and make sure that it's what 269 00:06:19,994 --> 00:06:21,128 we want in the store. 270 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:23,063 Okay, great! 271 00:06:23,064 --> 00:06:24,798 "The new girl order." 272 00:06:24,799 --> 00:06:26,433 It's a top selling author. 273 00:06:26,434 --> 00:06:27,801 Do we want that in here? 274 00:06:27,802 --> 00:06:28,602 No, we want 275 00:06:28,603 --> 00:06:29,870 bottom selling authors. 276 00:06:29,871 --> 00:06:30,670 You want to see 277 00:06:30,671 --> 00:06:31,705 my impression of Donna? 278 00:06:31,706 --> 00:06:32,572 Okay, this is her 279 00:06:32,573 --> 00:06:35,542 filing things. 280 00:06:35,543 --> 00:06:38,879 "Oh, you wanted it today? 281 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,781 "Oh, okay, well, let me just"- 282 00:06:40,782 --> 00:06:42,048 it's pretty good, right? 283 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:42,883 No, it's horrible, 284 00:06:42,884 --> 00:06:43,884 horrible impersonation 285 00:06:43,885 --> 00:06:44,818 of Donna, and considering 286 00:06:44,819 --> 00:06:47,454 that that's your daughter- 287 00:06:47,455 --> 00:06:48,355 hi, welcome to 288 00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:49,723 "women and women first." 289 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:50,924 Hi. 290 00:06:50,925 --> 00:06:51,792 Um, what happened 291 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:53,693 to your pants? 292 00:06:53,694 --> 00:06:56,730 They're frayed. 293 00:06:56,731 --> 00:06:58,198 Um, the psu bookstore 294 00:06:58,199 --> 00:06:59,065 sent me here. 295 00:06:59,066 --> 00:06:59,933 I'm actually just like 296 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:00,700 getting a bunch of books 297 00:07:00,701 --> 00:07:01,568 for class for my 298 00:07:01,569 --> 00:07:02,602 women's study's class. 299 00:07:02,603 --> 00:07:03,370 Do you have like 300 00:07:03,371 --> 00:07:04,337 a computer system 301 00:07:04,338 --> 00:07:05,338 where I can just look it up. 302 00:07:05,339 --> 00:07:05,872 No-no- 303 00:07:05,873 --> 00:07:06,940 we're that computer. 304 00:07:06,941 --> 00:07:07,674 We're the computer. 305 00:07:07,675 --> 00:07:09,276 Okay, um, 306 00:07:09,277 --> 00:07:10,677 "different daughters." 307 00:07:10,678 --> 00:07:12,579 "Vaginas: An owner's manual"- 308 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:13,480 slow down. 309 00:07:13,481 --> 00:07:14,514 "Different daughters." 310 00:07:14,515 --> 00:07:15,148 We carry- if we- 311 00:07:15,149 --> 00:07:15,982 we can order that for you. 312 00:07:15,983 --> 00:07:18,051 It'll take a year to get here. 313 00:07:18,052 --> 00:07:19,586 It has to be written. 314 00:07:19,587 --> 00:07:20,787 And who's your teacher? 315 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,088 Marilyn Kendall. 316 00:07:22,089 --> 00:07:23,557 Hmm... 317 00:07:23,558 --> 00:07:24,558 She's a little 318 00:07:24,559 --> 00:07:26,560 odd looking, isn't she? 319 00:07:26,561 --> 00:07:27,894 I guess. 320 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:28,962 It's almost like 321 00:07:28,963 --> 00:07:30,096 they've made her eyes weird. 322 00:07:30,097 --> 00:07:31,264 They? 323 00:07:31,265 --> 00:07:32,032 Don't-don't you think? 324 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:33,600 Who made her eyes weird? 325 00:07:33,601 --> 00:07:34,668 Goddesses. 326 00:07:34,669 --> 00:07:35,368 What's the name of 327 00:07:35,369 --> 00:07:36,203 the first book? 328 00:07:36,204 --> 00:07:37,070 "Vaginas: 329 00:07:37,071 --> 00:07:38,171 "An owner's manual." 330 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:39,105 Hold on a second. 331 00:07:39,106 --> 00:07:44,077 Wait... 332 00:07:44,078 --> 00:07:44,811 I'm not looking 333 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:45,745 for your book. 334 00:07:45,746 --> 00:07:46,680 This is something else. 335 00:07:46,681 --> 00:07:48,381 This is employee's rules. 336 00:07:48,382 --> 00:07:49,249 Okay, well, I'm- 337 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,350 this class you're taking? 338 00:07:50,351 --> 00:07:51,485 You don't need it. 339 00:07:51,486 --> 00:07:52,886 We have classes here. 340 00:07:52,887 --> 00:07:54,221 Abby Dee's queer question. 341 00:07:54,222 --> 00:07:55,355 What don't you take that? 342 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:56,156 I have a pole dancing 343 00:07:56,157 --> 00:07:57,023 class that day. 344 00:07:57,024 --> 00:07:58,625 Excuse me? 345 00:07:58,626 --> 00:07:59,526 Pole dancing? 346 00:07:59,527 --> 00:08:00,594 You have- pole dancing? 347 00:08:00,595 --> 00:08:01,962 Exercise? 348 00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:02,662 We're about to freak out 349 00:08:02,663 --> 00:08:04,030 right now. 350 00:08:04,031 --> 00:08:04,898 We're about two seconds away 351 00:08:04,899 --> 00:08:05,532 from jumping up 352 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,967 on this table, and kicking 353 00:08:06,968 --> 00:08:08,401 everything in sight, 354 00:08:08,402 --> 00:08:09,202 which by the way, 355 00:08:09,203 --> 00:08:12,205 is our own property. 356 00:08:12,206 --> 00:08:13,707 So, I guess 357 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,041 I'll just go somewhere else. 358 00:08:15,042 --> 00:08:15,842 No-no-no. 359 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:16,676 Let's find these books 360 00:08:16,677 --> 00:08:17,444 for you. 361 00:08:17,445 --> 00:08:18,411 I can do it myself. 362 00:08:18,412 --> 00:08:19,212 Oh, we don't want you 363 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:20,213 to do anything by yourself. 364 00:08:20,214 --> 00:08:20,981 We'll help you. 365 00:08:20,982 --> 00:08:21,748 Are you in a rush? 366 00:08:21,749 --> 00:08:22,582 Yeah, actually, 367 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:23,483 I kind of have to go. 368 00:08:23,484 --> 00:08:24,284 So... 369 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:25,151 Can I do my impression 370 00:08:25,152 --> 00:08:26,086 of you? 371 00:08:26,087 --> 00:08:26,853 "Yeah, actually, 372 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,788 "I've gotta go." 373 00:08:28,789 --> 00:08:30,090 Oh, that book's on my list. 374 00:08:30,091 --> 00:08:31,291 "Different daughters." 375 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:32,058 Oh, can you- can you 376 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:32,993 put that away, please? 377 00:08:32,994 --> 00:08:33,760 It's over there. 378 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:34,528 Every time you point 379 00:08:34,529 --> 00:08:35,695 I see a penis. 380 00:08:35,696 --> 00:08:36,830 Oh, I can't reach it. 381 00:08:36,831 --> 00:08:37,998 We'll have to get it 382 00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:38,798 for you another time. 383 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:40,066 It's right there. 384 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:40,967 I can't reach it. 385 00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:41,801 Can you just get it. 386 00:08:41,802 --> 00:08:42,602 It's like honestly, 387 00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:43,436 it's right there. 388 00:08:43,437 --> 00:08:44,271 Let me show you. 389 00:08:44,272 --> 00:08:45,138 Let me show you. 390 00:08:45,139 --> 00:08:46,106 It's right there. 391 00:08:46,107 --> 00:08:46,907 At this time, 392 00:08:46,908 --> 00:08:48,275 we cannot get it for you. 393 00:08:48,276 --> 00:08:49,209 I can't reach it. 394 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:49,876 You're touching it. 395 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:50,577 Why are you doing that? 396 00:08:50,578 --> 00:08:51,344 I'm touching it, 397 00:08:51,345 --> 00:08:52,245 but it's not enough 398 00:08:52,246 --> 00:08:54,347 to pull it. 399 00:08:54,348 --> 00:08:55,682 I can rest my hand- 400 00:08:55,683 --> 00:08:57,017 what's wrong with your hand? 401 00:08:57,018 --> 00:08:58,752 This is my full extension. 402 00:08:58,753 --> 00:08:59,886 Okay, can I get it? 403 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:00,620 It's not within reach 404 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:02,188 so let's just- we'll move on. 405 00:09:02,189 --> 00:09:03,056 It's not within reach? 406 00:09:03,057 --> 00:09:03,823 No. 407 00:09:03,824 --> 00:09:04,724 Can't reach it- nope. 408 00:09:04,725 --> 00:09:06,359 Nope- I can't reach it. 409 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,160 We can give you this book, 410 00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:08,762 we can give you this book, 411 00:09:08,763 --> 00:09:09,930 we can give you this book. 412 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:12,032 I just need this book! 413 00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:21,041 We lost another one. 414 00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:28,548 Hey, it's Carrie, 415 00:09:28,549 --> 00:09:29,516 please leave a message. 416 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:30,283 Fred: Hey, Carrie, 417 00:09:30,284 --> 00:09:31,284 uh, it's me. 418 00:09:31,285 --> 00:09:32,218 I'm I have some ideas 419 00:09:32,219 --> 00:09:33,753 for the, uh, Portland song. 420 00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:34,854 Tell what you think of this... 421 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:38,391 Portland community college 422 00:09:38,392 --> 00:09:42,128 they sent me a reminder 423 00:09:42,129 --> 00:09:43,363 everyone was staring 424 00:09:43,364 --> 00:09:46,399 at the Halloween mask that- 425 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,133 oh, okay, 426 00:09:47,134 --> 00:09:47,867 you get the basic idea 427 00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:48,568 though, right? 428 00:09:48,569 --> 00:09:49,603 Okay- call me back. 429 00:09:49,604 --> 00:09:50,904 Hey, Fred, it's Carrie. 430 00:09:50,905 --> 00:09:51,838 Uh, I liked your idea 431 00:09:51,839 --> 00:09:53,006 for a song- I had one. 432 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:53,773 I thought we should 433 00:09:53,774 --> 00:09:54,608 sing about like 434 00:09:54,609 --> 00:09:55,342 people gathering around 435 00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:56,476 vegetables and fruits, 436 00:09:56,477 --> 00:09:57,277 and it's like... 437 00:09:57,278 --> 00:09:59,879 Community garden workshop 438 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,049 teach me to rake and hoe-oh 439 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:04,117 hey, ah, I was thinking 440 00:10:04,118 --> 00:10:06,086 something where 441 00:10:06,087 --> 00:10:07,253 a syncopated beat's kinda... 442 00:10:07,254 --> 00:10:11,891 [ Imitating beats ] 443 00:10:11,892 --> 00:10:12,926 Okay, bye. 444 00:10:12,927 --> 00:10:13,793 Hey, Fred, it's Carrie. 445 00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:14,427 I have another idea 446 00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:15,195 for the song. 447 00:10:15,196 --> 00:10:16,262 Native plants. 448 00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:19,232 Natives plants- oh. 449 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,734 Hi. 450 00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:21,968 Hi. 451 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,436 Short term parking 452 00:10:23,437 --> 00:10:24,838 long term parking 453 00:10:24,839 --> 00:10:27,073 and short term parking 454 00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:27,907 do you ever think about 455 00:10:27,908 --> 00:10:29,009 how Portland hasn't had like 456 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,877 a national tragedy yet? 457 00:10:30,878 --> 00:10:33,513 The day the beer 458 00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:36,016 stopped flowin' 459 00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:37,450 attention-attention 460 00:10:37,451 --> 00:10:39,753 let me get your attention 461 00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:41,454 the people of Portland- 462 00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:42,522 ah-ha 463 00:10:42,523 --> 00:10:43,490 fruit carts 464 00:10:43,491 --> 00:10:44,457 so cheap 465 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:45,592 fruit carts 466 00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:46,793 ha! 467 00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:47,894 Thank you. 468 00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:49,329 Professor says 469 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,563 get an education 470 00:10:50,564 --> 00:10:53,500 he's right 471 00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:54,801 Professor says 472 00:10:54,802 --> 00:10:55,702 I'm gonna tell you 473 00:10:55,703 --> 00:10:57,637 what's right 474 00:10:57,638 --> 00:10:59,105 Portland 475 00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:02,842 we got it goin' on 476 00:11:02,843 --> 00:11:06,813 [ electricity surging ] 477 00:11:06,814 --> 00:11:07,614 Anyway, um, 478 00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:08,682 I need to call you back. 479 00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:11,985 I am not 480 00:11:11,986 --> 00:11:15,722 I am not a business man 481 00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:16,923 and that's why 482 00:11:16,924 --> 00:11:18,758 I will stay 483 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:22,228 in Portland Oregon 484 00:11:24,331 --> 00:11:24,964 okay, can you 485 00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:25,732 pick me up, please? 486 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:28,835 Thank you- bye. 487 00:11:28,836 --> 00:11:29,536 Hi. 488 00:11:29,537 --> 00:11:30,470 Sorry, I'm late. 489 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:31,271 That's okay. 490 00:11:31,272 --> 00:11:32,572 Everything sounds great. 491 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:33,506 The Mayor's gonna love it. 492 00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:34,974 Absolutely. 493 00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:46,572 Dave, do you see that dog over there? 494 00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:50,009 - Oh, yeah, what's the deal? - Who does that? 495 00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:51,979 Who puts a dog outside? 496 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:52,846 Does that belong 497 00:11:52,847 --> 00:11:54,214 to somebody? 498 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:56,083 We gotta ask around. 499 00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:56,850 Yeah. 500 00:11:56,851 --> 00:11:57,718 Excuse me. 501 00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:58,419 Sir, is that your dog 502 00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,420 right there? 503 00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:00,254 Okay. 504 00:12:00,255 --> 00:12:01,088 Hey, guys- 505 00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:02,256 we're looking for 506 00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:02,957 a dog... owner. 507 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:03,791 It like 508 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:04,625 a white and brown dog. 509 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:05,526 For real... 510 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:06,560 We got an owner on the dog? 511 00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,895 Huh? 512 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,029 There's an animal tied up 513 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,097 to a piece of metal. 514 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:10,731 I'm sure it wasn't 515 00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:11,665 born there. 516 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:12,433 How can you guys 517 00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:13,334 just sit there eating. 518 00:12:13,335 --> 00:12:14,101 If the Titanic 519 00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,002 was sinking right there, 520 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,236 would you just ignore it? 521 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:17,071 While you guys are eating, 522 00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:17,938 I'll not be able to eat 523 00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:19,373 until this is resolved. 524 00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:20,140 Hi, have you seen this dog? 525 00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,275 Are you the owner? 526 00:12:21,276 --> 00:12:23,110 Have you seen this? 527 00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:24,445 Guys, come on! 528 00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:25,312 Hello! 529 00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:26,413 Is anybody listening? 530 00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:27,147 This dog will not be 531 00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:28,582 a bait dog in a fight ring. 532 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,850 Baby, come on. 533 00:12:29,851 --> 00:12:30,651 Fine. 534 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:31,452 It's okay. 535 00:12:31,453 --> 00:12:32,252 She's upset. 536 00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:33,153 Cath is upset. 537 00:12:33,154 --> 00:12:33,721 I'll tell you something. 538 00:12:33,722 --> 00:12:34,488 We want our ice tea 539 00:12:34,489 --> 00:12:35,389 and our orange juice 540 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,024 just like you do. 541 00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:37,891 He fainted? 542 00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:38,826 Oh, poor thing. 543 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:39,660 Where's the waitress. 544 00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:40,527 Hey- 545 00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:41,161 ma'am. 546 00:12:41,162 --> 00:12:41,862 I mean, we don't really 547 00:12:41,863 --> 00:12:42,629 carry dog food. 548 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,464 Ah, what do you think of 549 00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:44,698 fried stuffed olives? 550 00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:45,866 A dog portion of it? 551 00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:46,633 I can tell right now, 552 00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,168 we're gonna want the meatballs 553 00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:49,470 braised with tomato. 554 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:50,904 I want you to leave off 555 00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:51,905 the Rosemary. 556 00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:52,973 Ah, let's get these 557 00:12:52,974 --> 00:12:53,874 skillet mussels 558 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:54,641 with drawn butter. 559 00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:55,376 Seared butter- 560 00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:55,943 are you getting all this? 561 00:12:55,944 --> 00:12:56,677 You aren't writing 562 00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:57,544 anything down. 563 00:12:57,545 --> 00:12:58,278 It's- I can remember it. 564 00:12:58,279 --> 00:12:59,046 Really? 565 00:12:59,047 --> 00:12:59,780 Yeah. 566 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:00,447 What's the second thing 567 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,348 we ordered? 568 00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:02,149 You ordered 569 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:02,916 the braised meatballs. 570 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:03,617 Gosh, she's good. 571 00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:04,284 Yeah, you're good. 572 00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:05,152 You're very good. 573 00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:05,986 You know what that dog 574 00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:06,754 would say right now 575 00:13:06,755 --> 00:13:07,521 to you guys 576 00:13:07,522 --> 00:13:08,355 if he could speak? 577 00:13:08,356 --> 00:13:09,390 He would say, "ruff" 578 00:13:09,391 --> 00:13:12,359 and "blah" and "rah-rah-rah." 579 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,127 And ask some of the people 580 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:13,927 who work in the kitchen, 581 00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:15,329 if-if this dog belongs to them. 582 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,163 We don't really 583 00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:17,031 bring dogs to work. 584 00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:17,865 Well, maybe one of 585 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:18,766 the dishwashers? 586 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:19,566 You could say something like, 587 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:22,302 "[ speaking Spanish ]." 588 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,103 Oh, I mean, 589 00:13:23,104 --> 00:13:23,837 they speak English. 590 00:13:23,838 --> 00:13:24,571 The dishwashers? 591 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:25,572 Yeah. 592 00:13:25,573 --> 00:13:26,206 We speak Spanish. 593 00:13:26,207 --> 00:13:27,141 We like we travel a lot. 594 00:13:27,142 --> 00:13:28,242 Went to Ecuador. 595 00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:30,110 I am really, really sorry 596 00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:31,311 for what you're going through. 597 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:32,246 Okay, please, set it down. 598 00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:33,180 Set it down immediately. 599 00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:34,181 Immediately! 600 00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:34,615 You know what? 601 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,182 He doesn't like it. 602 00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:35,983 Take it away. 603 00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:36,950 This smells metallic to me. 604 00:13:36,951 --> 00:13:37,985 No, no, please. 605 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:38,786 We don't want the water 606 00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:39,553 or anything. 607 00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:40,354 Dave, I'm freaking out. 608 00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:41,188 I'm freaking out! 609 00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:41,922 Calm down- calm down. 610 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:42,723 Calm down. 611 00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:43,624 You know what we're gonna do? 612 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,291 We're-we're gonna let him go. 613 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:45,025 Let him go. 614 00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:45,993 Please? 615 00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:46,760 You're gonna have 616 00:13:46,761 --> 00:13:47,628 all kinds of experiences, 617 00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:48,762 and meet all kinds of dogs. 618 00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:49,630 There's some good paths 619 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:50,330 out there. 620 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,065 There's one path that goes 621 00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:51,865 right up the hillside. 622 00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:52,599 It's so pretty, 623 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,667 you won't even believe it. 624 00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:54,334 And when you're thirsty, 625 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,135 you can drink from 626 00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,003 any lake you want. 627 00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:56,870 Imagine the biggest lake 628 00:13:56,871 --> 00:13:58,005 in the whole world. 629 00:13:58,006 --> 00:13:58,906 The ocean. 630 00:13:58,907 --> 00:13:59,573 You can just drink 631 00:13:59,574 --> 00:14:00,941 the whole thing. 632 00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,643 Bye. 633 00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:08,549 You're free. 634 00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,384 Run it out, buddy. 635 00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:11,885 You're free, soldier. 636 00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,620 Where's Tucker? 637 00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:15,155 I don't know, sweetie? 638 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,024 Hi, um, did you happen 639 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:17,825 to see a dog? 640 00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:18,826 We did see a dog actually. 641 00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:19,526 You did? 642 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,127 Okay, what-what, 643 00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:21,195 did you see where he went? 644 00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:22,062 He went that way? 645 00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:23,764 We-we had to let him go. 646 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:25,199 Is this some kind of joke? 647 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,166 No- who puts their dog 648 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:27,401 on a pole like a stripper? 649 00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,102 Who does that? 650 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:28,869 Everybody puts they're- 651 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:29,570 wait a minute. 652 00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:30,471 Who are you people? 653 00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:31,238 We-we were just gone 654 00:14:31,239 --> 00:14:32,039 for a few minutes. 655 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:32,840 Okay, how- 656 00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:33,740 a few minutes is like 657 00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:34,641 a month in dog years. 658 00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:35,375 Well, it's-it's, 659 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,076 we went to get cookie- 660 00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:36,977 we took your dog 661 00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:37,878 off the pole 662 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,279 'cause it was choking. 663 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,681 Now get out of my face. 664 00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:41,615 I wasn't in your face. 665 00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:42,416 Get out of her face, man. 666 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,684 She was- listen, uh, hey, 667 00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:44,785 where-where you going? 668 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,253 Did the right thing. 669 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:47,754 I'm calling the cops. 670 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,456 So tired of people. 671 00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:50,824 Hi, Jordan. 672 00:14:50,825 --> 00:14:52,392 No, Jordan, hey- 673 00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:54,128 no... crying's for girls. 674 00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:54,995 Quiet down- 675 00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:55,762 this is ridiculous. 676 00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:56,530 Let's go. 677 00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:57,331 No crying. 678 00:14:57,332 --> 00:14:58,165 We don't need to cry, jord. 679 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,200 I'm not crying. 680 00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:05,539 [ Moaning ] 681 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,379 Nina: Lance, um, 682 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,213 that was kind of rough, 683 00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:14,281 and I feel like 684 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,916 when we do this like, 685 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,184 if I want you to stop, 686 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:18,085 like maybe we should have 687 00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,988 like a safe word or something. 688 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:21,922 You know what I mean? 689 00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:22,923 Lance: What you 690 00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:23,590 talkin' about? 691 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:24,458 I, ah, just saying 692 00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:25,292 instead of saying "stop", 693 00:15:25,293 --> 00:15:26,593 I just say the word. 694 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:27,861 Like what? 695 00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,830 Well, Lisa and Bryce 696 00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:31,765 have one. 697 00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,200 I know... 698 00:15:33,201 --> 00:15:35,435 Like... 699 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,403 [ Gasps ] 700 00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:38,138 How about "cacao?" 701 00:15:38,139 --> 00:15:38,906 That's kind of 702 00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:40,440 a cool word, "cacao." 703 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:41,308 Yeah. 704 00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:42,442 That's fine. 705 00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:43,277 Okay, so if I ever say 706 00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:44,745 "cacao," that means 707 00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:45,946 hold off and stop. 708 00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:46,947 Okay? 709 00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:49,016 I get it. 710 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:49,816 It doesn't mean 711 00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:50,684 I don't love you, 712 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:51,652 and it doesn't mean that 713 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:52,619 I don't want to try things. 714 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,554 Okay? 715 00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,122 I hope not. 716 00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:57,624 Be a brave girl for me? 717 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,693 All right. 718 00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:11,371 [ Music plays ] 719 00:16:11,372 --> 00:16:14,107 Cacao. 720 00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:16,043 Sorry. 721 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:26,920 Cacao. 722 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:37,598 Cacao. 723 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,766 Oh, row your boat. 724 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,102 Oh! 725 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,870 Cacao. 726 00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:44,638 Like Sophia 727 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:45,539 wanted my birthday party 728 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,540 at that hotel. 729 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,474 Cacao. 730 00:16:47,475 --> 00:16:48,742 And I told everyone, 731 00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:49,643 "okay, you can show up 732 00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:50,444 "as long as you make a-" 733 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:51,144 cacao- 734 00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:52,112 and my teacher- cacao- 735 00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:53,213 showed up, and he was like, 736 00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:54,181 "oh, you're different now." 737 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,082 And I was like, "yeah, 738 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,083 "I'm different-" cacao. 739 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:56,950 That's what happens to people 740 00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:58,252 like they get more mature. 741 00:16:58,253 --> 00:16:59,086 Cacao. 742 00:16:59,087 --> 00:16:59,953 There's no parking there. 743 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:00,654 Cacao- but all they have 744 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:01,655 is valet parking- cacao- 745 00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:02,623 and when he asked me 746 00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,724 to park cars- cacao- 747 00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:04,658 I'm like I'm not- cacao- 748 00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:05,425 I'm not, I'm not gonna- 749 00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:06,326 cacao. 750 00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:07,127 I'm not gonna park- cacao 751 00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:10,230 I'm not gonna- 752 00:17:10,231 --> 00:17:12,633 cacao. 753 00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:14,768 I'm sleeping. 754 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,004 I was riding my harley 755 00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:17,804 the other day, 756 00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:18,538 and I went around this corner. 757 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:19,606 There was this lady there. 758 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:20,407 Watch splashed up on her. 759 00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:21,441 She got so wet. 760 00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:22,209 God, she was just 761 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,377 dripping wet. 762 00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,346 [ Cell phone rings ] 763 00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:28,749 Oh! 764 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,952 Lance, Lance... wait. 765 00:17:31,953 --> 00:17:33,186 Cacao. 766 00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:34,354 I didn't even try anything. 767 00:17:34,355 --> 00:17:36,556 No, cacao to leaving. 768 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:37,357 Cacao to not being 769 00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:38,859 in my life. 770 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,761 Cacao to cacao. 771 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,496 Come upstairs to bed. 772 00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:45,232 And this time no cacao. 773 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,900 Cacao no more. 774 00:17:48,770 --> 00:18:03,483 [ Music ] 775 00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:08,989 Oh, thank you! 776 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:09,723 Eh, that's song 777 00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:11,458 was called "cacao." 778 00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:12,359 This next song is called 779 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,927 "vanilla." 780 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:17,345 That's great news. 781 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,913 So Tucker is safe and sound? 782 00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,715 Oh, thanks for the call. 783 00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:22,016 Okay. 784 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:22,884 Bryce: Ah, Mr. mayor. 785 00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:23,618 Lisa: Hi. 786 00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:24,452 Hey! 787 00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:25,219 We have a song. 788 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,087 Oh, my God! 789 00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:26,854 I'm so excited. 790 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,688 This is good. 791 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,523 Oh, uh, did you bring back 792 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,891 the, uh, inspirational 793 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:30,758 sand print? 794 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:31,359 Uh, yeah. 795 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,193 Yes, I did! 796 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:32,960 Here you go. 797 00:18:32,961 --> 00:18:33,694 Good-good-good! 798 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,529 Yes-yes! 799 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,630 That's very important. 800 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,064 This is so exciting. 801 00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:37,765 Well, we're pretty 802 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:38,499 psyched about it. 803 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,267 We included everything. 804 00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,001 And the mix 805 00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:40,735 is really good, too. 806 00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:41,602 We have this engineer 807 00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:42,403 like he really knows 808 00:18:42,404 --> 00:18:43,237 what he's doing, so... 809 00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:44,105 It's track one. 810 00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,039 Do I need to do anything 811 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:45,940 with that or- 812 00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:46,707 it should just come up, right? 813 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,708 Yeah. 814 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,544 Is this a, um, 815 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,681 cd-minus-r or cd-plus? 816 00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:55,783 I bought a cd-cd minus-r. 817 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,118 Cd- oh, really? 818 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:57,852 Yeah. 819 00:18:57,853 --> 00:18:58,619 Because one of them 820 00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,320 doesn't play on this computer. 821 00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:00,121 I can't remember 822 00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:00,855 which one it is. 823 00:19:00,856 --> 00:19:01,589 You know what we should do? 824 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:02,390 We should just get a cd- 825 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,524 Sam, do we have a cd player? 826 00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:04,525 Let's just get a cd player. 827 00:19:04,526 --> 00:19:05,359 Sam: No cd player. 828 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,194 Oh... 829 00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:06,928 You know what? 830 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:07,728 I have it as an email. 831 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,529 I have it. 832 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,297 Oh, that would work. 833 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:10,798 Do you have wifi here? 834 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:11,766 Sam, do we have wifi? 835 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:12,533 Yes. 836 00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:13,468 What's the password? 837 00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:14,502 Ah, it's, ah, 838 00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:17,371 capital, c-I-t-y... "O" 839 00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:18,706 with a slash through it, 840 00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:19,707 "f," a dollar sign 841 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:20,575 instead of an "s," 842 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,478 e- s-9-7-5-4-2- 843 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:24,312 password's too long, 844 00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,112 we've got to change that. 845 00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:25,947 Fire wire over to me, 846 00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:26,714 and I fire wire over to this- 847 00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:27,381 what kind of cables 848 00:19:27,382 --> 00:19:28,049 do we have? 849 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:29,383 Do we have fire wire? 850 00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:30,384 Who's got the other side 851 00:19:30,385 --> 00:19:31,018 of this? 852 00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:31,619 Who's got the other side- 853 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:31,953 you have it 854 00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:32,553 on your computer. 855 00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,187 Is there a way you can 856 00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:34,121 get it from your computer 857 00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:35,022 to the speakers? 858 00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:35,623 That-that's what 859 00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:36,424 we're trying to do. 860 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,258 Sam, do we have 861 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:37,959 any headphones- anyone go on 862 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,960 jet blue recently? 863 00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:39,694 Maybe they give you those 864 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:40,795 headphones for two bucks. 865 00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:42,129 We should save those. 866 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:42,930 If I could get these 867 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,232 speakers out- 868 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,399 you know what, 869 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,767 this adapter's not on. 870 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,003 Can you email me the file? 871 00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:50,338 Why not email it to him? 872 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:51,138 I can only send it 873 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:53,140 as a picture. 874 00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:56,577 Oh, good. 875 00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:57,311 Hey, your email 876 00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:58,045 just came in. 877 00:19:58,046 --> 00:19:58,946 Oh, perfect. 878 00:19:58,947 --> 00:19:59,614 It looks like 879 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,414 it's got a virus. 880 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,148 What? 881 00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:02,083 Shut down. 882 00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:02,950 Close every window. 883 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,118 You know what? 884 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,286 Donna has instruments here. 885 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,420 We have a guitar. 886 00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:07,488 You just wanna play it live? 887 00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:08,723 I mean, I love live music. 888 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,824 Sam, check with Donna. 889 00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:10,791 See if she's got that guitar 890 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,326 in her office? 891 00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:13,561 That's perfect. 892 00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:14,295 Thank you. 893 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:14,996 Drums... 894 00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:15,663 Ah, there was that marching 895 00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,198 band in here last week. 896 00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,199 That's the one I was thinking 897 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,166 with the beavers. 898 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,134 Oh, this is perfect. 899 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,102 We're in business. 900 00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:23,237 What do we need? 901 00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:24,205 Plug in. 902 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,006 Okay, so this is what 903 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:25,740 the song sounds like. 904 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:26,507 Ready? 905 00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:27,375 Okay, count me up. 906 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,010 One-two-three-four. 907 00:20:31,812 --> 00:20:46,793 Adriano_CSI www.addic7ed.com 908 00:20:46,843 --> 00:20:51,393 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52437

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