Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,699 --> 00:00:03,966
Good boy.
2
00:00:04,001 --> 00:00:05,434
All right.
3
00:00:05,435 --> 00:00:05,468
All right.
4
00:00:05,502 --> 00:00:07,236
Hey, Jason.
5
00:00:07,271 --> 00:00:08,137
Jason: Hey, what's going on?
6
00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:08,871
Not much... I didn't know
7
00:00:08,906 --> 00:00:09,505
you were back in L.A.
8
00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:10,840
Yeah-yeah.
9
00:00:10,874 --> 00:00:11,774
I had a pretty amazing trip.
10
00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:13,509
I mean, it was unreal.
11
00:00:13,544 --> 00:00:14,110
Really?
12
00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,044
I can't wait to hear about it.
13
00:00:15,078 --> 00:00:15,845
No, I have like
14
00:00:15,879 --> 00:00:16,846
a lot to tell you.
15
00:00:20,984 --> 00:00:21,817
What is it?
16
00:00:21,852 --> 00:00:24,020
Come on.
17
00:00:24,054 --> 00:00:25,188
Do you remember the '90s?
18
00:00:25,222 --> 00:00:26,455
Yeah.
19
00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:27,290
You know, people
20
00:00:27,324 --> 00:00:28,758
were talking about
21
00:00:28,792 --> 00:00:29,825
getting piercing's
22
00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:30,893
and getting tribal tattoos.
23
00:00:30,928 --> 00:00:31,694
Yeah.
24
00:00:31,695 --> 00:00:32,562
And people were singing
25
00:00:32,596 --> 00:00:33,796
about saving the planet
26
00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:35,298
and forming bands.
27
00:00:35,332 --> 00:00:37,300
Yeah.
28
00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:38,434
There's a place where
29
00:00:38,468 --> 00:00:39,669
that idea still exists
30
00:00:39,703 --> 00:00:40,903
as a reality...
31
00:00:40,938 --> 00:00:42,438
And I've been there.
32
00:00:42,472 --> 00:00:43,806
Where is it?
33
00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,740
Portland.
34
00:00:44,775 --> 00:00:45,808
Oregon?
35
00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:47,410
Yeah.
36
00:00:47,444 --> 00:00:50,179
♪ Dream of the '90s is alive
37
00:00:50,214 --> 00:00:51,547
♪ in Portland
38
00:00:51,582 --> 00:00:52,615
♪ Portland
39
00:00:52,649 --> 00:00:55,551
♪ Portland
40
00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:57,954
♪ dream of the '90s is alive
41
00:00:57,988 --> 00:00:59,422
♪ in Portland
42
00:00:59,456 --> 00:01:00,289
the tattoo ink
43
00:01:00,324 --> 00:01:03,025
never runs dry
44
00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:04,026
remember when people were
45
00:01:04,061 --> 00:01:05,261
content to be unambitious
46
00:01:05,295 --> 00:01:06,596
and sleep till 11:00
47
00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:07,597
and just hang out
48
00:01:07,631 --> 00:01:08,731
with their friends.
49
00:01:08,765 --> 00:01:09,532
When you had
50
00:01:09,566 --> 00:01:10,566
no occupations whatever...
51
00:01:10,601 --> 00:01:11,467
maybe working a couple hours
52
00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:12,568
a week at a coffee shop.
53
00:01:12,603 --> 00:01:13,569
Right.
54
00:01:13,604 --> 00:01:14,270
I thought that died out
55
00:01:14,304 --> 00:01:15,171
a long time ago.
56
00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,172
Not in Portland.
57
00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:16,939
Portland is a city
58
00:01:16,974 --> 00:01:17,607
where young people
59
00:01:17,641 --> 00:01:18,941
go to retire.
60
00:01:18,976 --> 00:01:21,611
♪ Dream of the '90s is alive
61
00:01:21,645 --> 00:01:23,179
♪ in Portland
62
00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,915
all the hot girls wear glasses
63
00:01:25,949 --> 00:01:26,949
yeah
64
00:01:26,984 --> 00:01:28,050
remember the '90s
65
00:01:28,085 --> 00:01:28,884
when they encouraged
66
00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:29,819
you to be weird?
67
00:01:29,853 --> 00:01:30,686
It was just an amazing time
68
00:01:30,721 --> 00:01:31,454
where people would go to see
69
00:01:31,488 --> 00:01:32,154
something like
70
00:01:32,189 --> 00:01:33,856
the Jim Rose sideshow circus,
71
00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:34,557
and watch someone
72
00:01:34,591 --> 00:01:35,224
hang something
73
00:01:35,259 --> 00:01:35,992
from their penis?
74
00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:36,726
You could grow up
75
00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,693
to wanna be a clown.
76
00:01:37,728 --> 00:01:38,261
Like people went to
77
00:01:38,295 --> 00:01:39,195
clown school.
78
00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:39,862
I gave up clowning
79
00:01:39,896 --> 00:01:40,630
years ago.
80
00:01:40,664 --> 00:01:41,297
Well, in Portland,
81
00:01:41,331 --> 00:01:42,198
you don't have to.
82
00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:45,134
♪ Dream of the '90s is alive
83
00:01:45,168 --> 00:01:46,669
♪ in Portland
84
00:01:46,703 --> 00:01:48,671
sleep till 11:00
85
00:01:48,705 --> 00:01:50,673
you'll be in heaven
86
00:01:50,707 --> 00:01:52,141
♪ the dream of the '90s
87
00:01:52,175 --> 00:01:54,644
♪ is alive in Portland
88
00:01:54,678 --> 00:01:57,613
♪ the dream is alive
89
00:01:57,648 --> 00:01:59,048
so from what I can surmise
90
00:01:59,082 --> 00:02:00,049
from what you're positing,
91
00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,117
it's like Portland's almost
92
00:02:01,151 --> 00:02:02,251
an alternative universe.
93
00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:03,452
It's like Gore won.
94
00:02:03,487 --> 00:02:04,420
The Bush administration
95
00:02:04,454 --> 00:02:05,421
never happened.
96
00:02:05,455 --> 00:02:06,222
Exactly.
97
00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:06,956
In Portland,
98
00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:07,690
it's almost like
99
00:02:07,724 --> 00:02:08,424
cars don't exist, right?
100
00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:09,191
Yes!
101
00:02:09,226 --> 00:02:09,925
You ride bikes or
102
00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,760
double-decker bikes.
103
00:02:10,794 --> 00:02:11,594
They ride unicycles.
104
00:02:11,628 --> 00:02:12,461
They ride the tram.
105
00:02:12,496 --> 00:02:13,429
They ride skateboards.
106
00:02:13,463 --> 00:02:13,896
Yes!
107
00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:15,598
♪ Dream of the '90s
108
00:02:15,632 --> 00:02:17,900
♪ is alive in Portland
109
00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:19,101
my flannel shirt
110
00:02:19,136 --> 00:02:22,038
still looked fine
111
00:02:22,072 --> 00:02:23,572
♪ dream of the '90s
112
00:02:23,607 --> 00:02:25,775
♪ is alive in Portland
113
00:02:29,946 --> 00:02:31,514
♪ dream of the '90s
114
00:02:31,548 --> 00:02:33,482
♪ is alive in Portland
115
00:02:33,517 --> 00:02:35,551
♪ in Portland
116
00:02:35,585 --> 00:02:36,452
in Portland, you can go
117
00:02:36,486 --> 00:02:37,320
to a record store,
118
00:02:37,354 --> 00:02:38,321
and sell your CDs.
119
00:02:38,355 --> 00:02:40,189
Turn that dirty clown frown
120
00:02:40,223 --> 00:02:42,825
right upside down
121
00:02:42,859 --> 00:02:44,226
in Portland, you can
122
00:02:44,261 --> 00:02:45,227
put a bird on something
123
00:02:45,262 --> 00:02:46,095
and call it art.
124
00:02:46,129 --> 00:02:47,296
The dream of the '90s
125
00:02:47,331 --> 00:02:49,465
is alive in Portland
126
00:02:49,499 --> 00:02:54,103
Portland
127
00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:56,539
hey, I made it.
128
00:02:56,573 --> 00:02:58,274
Yeah, you're a little late.
129
00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,508
Sorry.
130
00:02:59,543 --> 00:03:00,309
You're also a little
131
00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:01,744
San Francisco, right now.
132
00:03:01,778 --> 00:03:03,579
If you know what I mean.
133
00:03:03,613 --> 00:03:05,381
Sorry.
134
00:03:05,415 --> 00:03:06,615
Much better.
135
00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:07,583
Welcome to Portland.
136
00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:08,984
Thank you.
137
00:03:09,019 --> 00:03:10,486
The dream of the '90s
138
00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,788
is alive in Portland.
139
00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:23,731
Sync by n17t01, corrected by testexam
www.addic7ed.com
140
00:03:55,565 --> 00:03:56,198
Thank you for buying me
141
00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:56,999
that bag the other day.
142
00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:58,367
Ahh... come on,
143
00:03:58,402 --> 00:03:59,802
it's more for me than you.
144
00:03:59,803 --> 00:03:59,835
It's more for me than you.
145
00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:01,904
God, you have beautiful eyes.
146
00:04:01,938 --> 00:04:03,372
Everyone tells me that.
147
00:04:03,407 --> 00:04:04,039
I'm the only one
148
00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:05,074
that's told you that.
149
00:04:05,108 --> 00:04:05,775
No, I don't mean like
150
00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:06,609
in a flirty way, but people
151
00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:07,676
when I was kid like,
152
00:04:07,711 --> 00:04:08,944
"you've got great eyes".
153
00:04:08,979 --> 00:04:10,746
It's like, "I'm just a guy."
154
00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:12,181
You're my guy.
155
00:04:12,215 --> 00:04:14,617
I am your guy.
156
00:04:14,651 --> 00:04:15,484
Dana: Hey, guys.
157
00:04:15,519 --> 00:04:16,652
Hello.
158
00:04:16,686 --> 00:04:17,887
My name is Dana, I'll be,
159
00:04:17,921 --> 00:04:19,722
uh, taking care of you today.
160
00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:20,523
If you have any questions
161
00:04:20,557 --> 00:04:21,223
about the menu,
162
00:04:21,258 --> 00:04:22,425
please let me know.
163
00:04:22,459 --> 00:04:23,192
I guess I do have
164
00:04:23,226 --> 00:04:24,927
a question about the chicken
165
00:04:24,961 --> 00:04:25,828
if you could just tell us
166
00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:26,796
a little more about it.
167
00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:27,863
Uh, the chicken is
168
00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:28,998
a heritage breed,
169
00:04:29,032 --> 00:04:31,033
a woodland raised chicken,
170
00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:32,668
that's been fed a diet of
171
00:04:32,702 --> 00:04:34,170
sheep's milk, soy,
172
00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,271
and hazelnuts.
173
00:04:35,305 --> 00:04:36,005
I guess this is,
174
00:04:36,039 --> 00:04:36,872
this is local?
175
00:04:36,907 --> 00:04:38,641
Yes, absolutely.
176
00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:39,175
I'm gonna ask you
177
00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:39,842
just one more time.
178
00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:40,676
It's local?
179
00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:41,744
It is.
180
00:04:41,745 --> 00:04:43,179
Is that USDA organic
181
00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:44,079
or Oregon organic
182
00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:45,214
or Portland organic?
183
00:04:45,248 --> 00:04:46,081
It's just all across
184
00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:47,216
the board organic.
185
00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,150
The hazelnuts,
186
00:04:48,185 --> 00:04:49,318
these are local?
187
00:04:49,352 --> 00:04:50,419
How big is the area
188
00:04:50,454 --> 00:04:51,153
where the chickens
189
00:04:51,188 --> 00:04:52,254
are able to roam free?
190
00:04:52,289 --> 00:04:53,289
I am sorry to interrupt.
191
00:04:53,323 --> 00:04:54,590
I had that exact same question?
192
00:04:54,624 --> 00:04:55,624
Four acres.
193
00:04:55,659 --> 00:04:56,592
Hmm...
194
00:04:56,626 --> 00:04:57,793
Give me just a second.
195
00:04:57,828 --> 00:04:58,661
I'll be right back, okay?
196
00:04:58,695 --> 00:04:59,428
Okay.
197
00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:00,529
Okay.
198
00:05:00,564 --> 00:05:01,230
She's nice.
199
00:05:01,264 --> 00:05:01,897
You were doing
200
00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:02,731
the right thing.
201
00:05:02,766 --> 00:05:03,432
I'm too apologetic.
202
00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:04,400
You are.
203
00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,367
I-I drove way too slow
204
00:05:05,402 --> 00:05:06,335
here today, didn't I?
205
00:05:06,369 --> 00:05:07,636
Yeah.
206
00:05:07,671 --> 00:05:08,571
I'm so weird
207
00:05:08,605 --> 00:05:09,705
with that gas pedal.
208
00:05:09,739 --> 00:05:10,940
The thing just moves the whole
209
00:05:10,974 --> 00:05:12,241
vehicle forward and...
210
00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:13,509
all right, so here is
211
00:05:13,543 --> 00:05:14,944
the chicken you'll be
212
00:05:14,978 --> 00:05:16,378
enjoying tonight.
213
00:05:16,413 --> 00:05:17,346
You have this information?
214
00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,214
This is fantastic.
215
00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:19,014
Absolutely.
216
00:05:19,049 --> 00:05:20,516
Ah, his name was Colin.
217
00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:21,784
Here are his papers.
218
00:05:21,818 --> 00:05:22,551
Okay?
219
00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:23,519
That's great.
220
00:05:23,553 --> 00:05:24,320
He-he looks like a happy
221
00:05:24,354 --> 00:05:25,421
little guy runs around.
222
00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:26,355
A lot of friends?
223
00:05:26,389 --> 00:05:27,456
Other chickens as friends.
224
00:05:27,491 --> 00:05:28,858
Putting his little wing
225
00:05:28,892 --> 00:05:29,859
around another one,
226
00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:30,726
and kind of like
227
00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,460
palling around.
228
00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:32,361
You know, I don't know
229
00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:33,395
that I can speak to that level
230
00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:34,730
of, uh, intimate knowledge
231
00:05:34,764 --> 00:05:35,731
about him.
232
00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:36,799
Um, they do a lot
233
00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:37,900
to make sure their chickens,
234
00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:40,369
uh, are very happy.
235
00:05:40,403 --> 00:05:41,203
When you say "they,"
236
00:05:41,238 --> 00:05:42,371
I mean, who are these people
237
00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:43,439
raising Colin?
238
00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,306
It's a farm that's located
239
00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:45,975
about, uh, 30 Miles South
240
00:05:46,009 --> 00:05:46,809
of Portland.
241
00:05:46,843 --> 00:05:48,677
And-and-and...
242
00:05:48,712 --> 00:05:50,679
and you feel,
243
00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:51,914
and-and-and you have
244
00:05:51,948 --> 00:05:52,715
a good relationship
245
00:05:52,749 --> 00:05:53,549
with this farm?
246
00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:54,350
We do.
247
00:05:54,384 --> 00:05:55,050
It's not some guy
248
00:05:55,085 --> 00:05:56,452
on a yacht who lives in Miami.
249
00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,553
Oh, goodness, no!
250
00:05:57,587 --> 00:05:58,554
Saying that he's organic.
251
00:05:58,588 --> 00:06:00,122
It tears at the core
252
00:06:00,156 --> 00:06:01,056
of my being the idea
253
00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:02,157
of someone just cashing in
254
00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,626
on a trend like organic.
255
00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,426
No, I know the type.
256
00:06:04,461 --> 00:06:05,261
No.
257
00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:06,128
Um, tell you what,
258
00:06:06,162 --> 00:06:06,896
we're gonna go check it out,
259
00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:07,596
if you don't mind.
260
00:06:07,631 --> 00:06:08,364
Just if you could
261
00:06:08,398 --> 00:06:09,198
just hold our seats.
262
00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:10,065
Oh, now... now?
263
00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:10,900
Yeah.
264
00:06:10,934 --> 00:06:11,700
We'll be right back.
265
00:06:11,735 --> 00:06:12,668
We want to make sure...
266
00:06:12,702 --> 00:06:13,569
thank you so much, Dana.
267
00:06:13,603 --> 00:06:15,905
Sure-sure.
268
00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:26,916
Fred: Check my email
269
00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:28,551
really quick.
270
00:06:28,585 --> 00:06:29,919
Oh, my God...
271
00:06:29,953 --> 00:06:30,753
Puffington host
272
00:06:30,787 --> 00:06:32,488
has the top ten...
273
00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,223
one more text.
274
00:06:34,224 --> 00:06:34,256
One more text.
275
00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:35,624
Software update.
276
00:06:35,659 --> 00:06:36,358
I got to watch these movies,
277
00:06:36,393 --> 00:06:37,393
and I got to return.
278
00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:39,228
Help... Carrie?
279
00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:41,630
Got to check my texts, email.
280
00:06:41,665 --> 00:06:42,531
Carrie: Fred?
281
00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:44,199
Help... one more text.
282
00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:44,833
Got to watch all these movies
283
00:06:44,868 --> 00:06:45,834
before I have to return them.
284
00:06:45,869 --> 00:06:48,571
Up on my queue and... ha-ha-ha,
285
00:06:48,605 --> 00:06:50,372
top-ten family photos.
286
00:06:50,407 --> 00:06:52,074
Okay, just one more text.
287
00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:54,310
MP3s, DVR.
288
00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:55,177
Put it down.
289
00:06:55,211 --> 00:06:56,445
Check my Facebook update.
290
00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:57,346
Tumbler.
291
00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,847
Fred... wait... please.
292
00:06:58,882 --> 00:06:59,548
You know what's happening,
293
00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:00,382
right... you're spiraling.
294
00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,283
You're out of control.
295
00:07:01,318 --> 00:07:01,984
Yeah.
296
00:07:02,018 --> 00:07:02,885
There's too many things...
297
00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:04,420
I wanna check my texts.
298
00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:05,521
You're out, right?
299
00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,122
Help me, please.
300
00:07:07,157 --> 00:07:07,890
I'm trying to.
301
00:07:07,924 --> 00:07:10,960
Please help me out.
302
00:07:10,994 --> 00:07:11,994
Will you help me?
303
00:07:12,028 --> 00:07:12,795
Yes.
304
00:07:12,829 --> 00:07:14,530
Please help me.
305
00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:15,831
Text.
306
00:07:15,865 --> 00:07:18,400
[ Mumbling ]
307
00:07:18,435 --> 00:07:22,471
Fred.
308
00:07:22,505 --> 00:07:23,939
What is this?
309
00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:24,807
Fred...
310
00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:25,874
That's you in High School.
311
00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:26,842
That's you before computers
312
00:07:26,876 --> 00:07:28,744
and Internet and iPads
313
00:07:28,778 --> 00:07:30,245
and YouTube and Tumbler.
314
00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:30,946
Before your fantasy
315
00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:31,880
baseball league,
316
00:07:31,915 --> 00:07:33,148
before your Netflix queue...
317
00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:33,849
which I have to watch.
318
00:07:33,883 --> 00:07:34,550
No.
319
00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:35,818
Look how happy you look.
320
00:07:35,852 --> 00:07:38,687
You're in a technology loop.
321
00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:39,488
Okay...
322
00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:40,823
What should we do?
323
00:07:40,857 --> 00:07:42,424
Welcome to mind-fi.
324
00:07:42,459 --> 00:07:43,292
Carrie, what's that?
325
00:07:43,326 --> 00:07:44,259
It's mind-fi.
326
00:07:44,294 --> 00:07:45,294
I just installed it.
327
00:07:45,328 --> 00:07:46,061
It's like Wi-fi
328
00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:47,129
but for our thoughts.
329
00:07:47,163 --> 00:07:47,930
Now you can let go of
330
00:07:47,964 --> 00:07:49,331
all your electronic devices
331
00:07:49,366 --> 00:07:50,833
and just be free in your mind.
332
00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:51,500
Cool.
333
00:07:51,534 --> 00:07:52,368
How does it work?
334
00:07:52,402 --> 00:07:53,168
Hey, have you ever wondered
335
00:07:53,203 --> 00:07:53,902
what the hottest celebs
336
00:07:53,937 --> 00:07:54,637
are up to?
337
00:07:54,671 --> 00:07:55,504
What?
338
00:07:55,538 --> 00:07:56,372
Just think key word "gossip"
339
00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:56,805
to get the latest...
340
00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,373
oh, no!
341
00:07:57,407 --> 00:07:58,140
Ooh, I'm gonna think
342
00:07:58,174 --> 00:07:58,807
about that.
343
00:07:58,842 --> 00:07:59,608
Do not think about
344
00:07:59,643 --> 00:08:00,542
that, Fred.
345
00:08:00,577 --> 00:08:03,879
Now transferring to...
346
00:08:03,913 --> 00:08:05,047
Fred?
347
00:08:05,081 --> 00:08:07,650
Fred?
348
00:08:07,684 --> 00:08:11,253
[ Laughing ]
349
00:08:11,254 --> 00:08:13,353
[ "Chopsticks" plays ]
350
00:08:19,849 --> 00:08:21,250
What are you drinking?
351
00:08:21,284 --> 00:08:23,218
Uh, it's cap-a-tu-tu-tu-tea.
352
00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,052
It helps clear out
353
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,188
my tear ducts, and keeps
354
00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:28,123
my skin nice and dry.
355
00:08:28,157 --> 00:08:29,191
It tastes like soot
356
00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:31,193
and hot water.
357
00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:31,860
It looks like
358
00:08:31,894 --> 00:08:33,161
a stillbirth.
359
00:08:33,196 --> 00:08:34,663
I'm hooked.
360
00:08:34,697 --> 00:08:36,164
Addiction isn't funny.
361
00:08:36,199 --> 00:08:39,534
Sure it is.
362
00:08:39,569 --> 00:08:41,103
Hi, hello.
363
00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:42,838
Hi.
364
00:08:55,818 --> 00:08:56,518
Hello.
365
00:08:56,552 --> 00:08:57,552
Hi...
366
00:08:57,587 --> 00:08:58,587
We have a strict rule
367
00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,288
that you can't use
368
00:08:59,322 --> 00:09:00,422
the restroom unless
369
00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,690
you're a paying customer.
370
00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:02,591
Uh-huh.
371
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,292
It's clearly stated
372
00:09:03,326 --> 00:09:04,059
on the door.
373
00:09:04,093 --> 00:09:04,793
Oh, that's what that...
374
00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:05,661
oh, you know, when I went in,
375
00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:07,029
uh, the number four threw me.
376
00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,063
I was like...
377
00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:09,498
you-you couldn't read it?
378
00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:10,499
I spell things out.
379
00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,067
So when people use numbers
380
00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:13,935
to, you know...
381
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,903
what people?
382
00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:16,571
Wh-what people do you mean?
383
00:09:16,606 --> 00:09:17,873
You know, well like you do.
384
00:09:17,907 --> 00:09:18,874
Like-like...
385
00:09:18,908 --> 00:09:20,409
Women?
386
00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,110
Well, I'm not, I'm not, uh,
387
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,379
I wasn't being, you know...
388
00:09:24,414 --> 00:09:25,681
No, we don't know.
389
00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:26,481
I'm sorry that I used
390
00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:27,549
your bathroom, and I'm in
391
00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:28,350
this neighborhood a lot.
392
00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:29,418
Next time I'm in, I,
393
00:09:29,452 --> 00:09:31,019
you know, uh, you want me
394
00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:31,887
to buy something now?
395
00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:32,921
Yes.
396
00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:34,089
Next time is now.
397
00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:34,823
This is good.
398
00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:36,091
"She's no lady."
399
00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,359
That's actually a series.
400
00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,994
So there's another 14.
401
00:09:39,028 --> 00:09:40,495
So you've got to subscribe.
402
00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:41,730
Yeah, I just want this one.
403
00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:42,798
It's a series book.
404
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,532
So those are...
405
00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:44,166
that's the thing.
406
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:44,900
Book 13 you find out
407
00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:46,068
she is a lady,
408
00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:48,270
and it pains me to imagine
409
00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:49,171
you not knowing
410
00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:50,772
her journey.
411
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:51,673
That's how that the author...
412
00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:52,407
I'm not, I'm not even
413
00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:53,208
really gonna read this.
414
00:09:53,242 --> 00:09:54,009
I just...
415
00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:54,676
well, then
416
00:09:54,711 --> 00:09:56,244
why are you buying it?
417
00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:57,612
You said, um,
418
00:09:57,647 --> 00:09:58,380
I had to buy something.
419
00:09:58,414 --> 00:09:59,114
Sir, sir, sir.
420
00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:00,048
Would you go into puzzle store
421
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,516
and buy one puzzle piece?
422
00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,117
Where is there
423
00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:03,151
a puzzle store?
424
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:03,952
There's one on Hawthorn,
425
00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:04,753
and there's one downtown
426
00:10:04,787 --> 00:10:05,587
on southwest Broadway.
427
00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,089
The puzzle people...
428
00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:08,523
okay, can I buy something?
429
00:10:08,558 --> 00:10:10,325
Sure, we'll think about it.
430
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,259
Yeah, can I just buy
431
00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:12,227
this wrist band and...
432
00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:13,028
it's not a wrist band.
433
00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:14,763
This is a coffee cozy.
434
00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:15,497
Okay.
435
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,565
Is this the one you want?
436
00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,734
Ye-yeah.
437
00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:19,501
You know what that is?
438
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,602
It's a rotary phone.
439
00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:22,037
You would have to do a zero,
440
00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:22,604
and it would go
441
00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:23,505
all the way around,
442
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,373
and it took forever.
443
00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:25,240
How much is that?
444
00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:26,341
I'm sorry,
445
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,743
I'm just telling her a story.
446
00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,378
And you'd be able
447
00:10:29,412 --> 00:10:30,445
to hear in your house
448
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,413
who was making phone calls
449
00:10:31,447 --> 00:10:33,181
by how long the dials were.
450
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:33,815
I'll give you 20 bucks
451
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:34,683
for it.
452
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,084
Oh, I don't think it's... no.
453
00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:36,918
Twenty dollars right now...
454
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:37,719
It's only $12.
455
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,387
It's only $12.
456
00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:39,421
Oh, that's great.
457
00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:40,288
So we have find the change
458
00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,323
and everything.
459
00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:42,691
No-no-no... I'll give you 15.
460
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,992
We're non-for-profit, sir.
461
00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:45,193
This is not a back alley,
462
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,496
hooker, pimp transaction.
463
00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:48,263
Do I look like a pimp
464
00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,030
to you?
465
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,432
When a man pulls out money
466
00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:51,900
away from a register,
467
00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:56,705
I have to wonder.
468
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,340
Let's go ring you up.
469
00:10:58,374 --> 00:11:00,242
No, we'll get you change.
470
00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,512
[ Indistinct chatter ]
471
00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:04,479
But did you look close.
472
00:11:04,514 --> 00:11:05,414
It's sewn with human hair.
473
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:06,148
No, way.
474
00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,549
Okay.
475
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,216
I'll just ring you up
476
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,217
for this.
477
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:09,985
$12.
478
00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:12,521
Um, instead of buying that,
479
00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:13,555
you could take
480
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,190
a class instead.
481
00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,325
Uhh, wouldn't you like that?
482
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,326
There's the Tucker Max
483
00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:19,828
protest organizing.
484
00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:20,629
I just really want to buy
485
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,130
the thing and, uh...
486
00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:22,964
If you're not outraged,
487
00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:25,200
you're not paying attention.
488
00:11:25,234 --> 00:11:26,601
You know what?
489
00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:29,304
I'm outraged, right now.
490
00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:29,971
Have you gone to
491
00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:30,972
the vegan bakery?
492
00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:32,073
No, I've not been there.
493
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:32,841
It's awful.
494
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:33,575
They have these cup...
495
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,243
breakfast cupcakes,
496
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,445
and I swear it tasted
497
00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:37,779
like sand.
498
00:11:37,814 --> 00:11:38,547
I was like, "excuse me,
499
00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:39,347
"this is very sandy,"
500
00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:40,081
and I asked them what them,
501
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:40,949
"what did you put in it",
502
00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:41,750
and you know what they said
503
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,018
to me... "sand."
504
00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:43,618
You're not gonna let me
505
00:11:43,653 --> 00:11:44,386
buy anything are you?
506
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,454
We are, sir.
507
00:11:45,488 --> 00:11:46,021
We're ringing you up
508
00:11:46,055 --> 00:11:47,522
right now, sir.
509
00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:48,323
Fine.
510
00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:49,090
I don't... I think
511
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:49,958
you're looking in
512
00:11:49,992 --> 00:11:51,393
the wrong folder for that.
513
00:11:51,427 --> 00:11:52,761
Can I just leave this here?
514
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,396
We need change for that.
515
00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,263
We need change for that.
516
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:55,964
Uh, do you have a tip jar?
517
00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:56,765
No, no, no.
518
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,233
What do I look like?
519
00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,935
Somebody that works for tips?
520
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:00,602
What would happen if
521
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,736
I just walked out?
522
00:12:01,771 --> 00:12:03,238
I would chase you down,
523
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:04,072
and I'd scratch the back
524
00:12:04,106 --> 00:12:06,074
of your neck so hard,
525
00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:07,108
and I'd call the authorities,
526
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:07,676
and I'd say,
527
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,144
"this man just shoplifted,"
528
00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:14,649
and I don't wanna do that.
529
00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:15,550
You know what?
530
00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:16,284
I-I have to go to
531
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,118
the bathroom again.
532
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,286
I've been here that long.
533
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,120
Okay.
534
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,522
We'll get you some change, sir.
535
00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:21,490
Let's go to the bank
536
00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:22,491
and get change.
537
00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:23,625
Yeah.
538
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,392
I hope they don't
539
00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:25,427
get annoyed with us again.
540
00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:26,061
I know, we've been there
541
00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:27,562
three times today.
542
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:28,430
I think we should start
543
00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:29,531
selling scones.
544
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,900
Just jam and butter and cream...
545
00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:33,435
a mushroom scone.
546
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,481
Oh, come on.
547
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,283
Really?
548
00:12:54,848 --> 00:12:55,714
Peter: Hi, hello.
549
00:12:55,749 --> 00:12:56,415
Nance: Hello.
550
00:12:56,449 --> 00:12:57,249
How are ya.
551
00:12:57,283 --> 00:12:57,950
Hey, we're here
552
00:12:57,984 --> 00:12:58,650
from the restaurant.
553
00:12:58,685 --> 00:12:59,318
We called ahead.
554
00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:00,386
Oh, of course.
555
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,186
Um, so we were just
556
00:13:01,221 --> 00:13:02,121
ordering, and we just
557
00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:03,088
wanted to make sure
558
00:13:03,123 --> 00:13:04,256
that the animals were being
559
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,391
ethically treated,
560
00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:06,358
and more importantly,
561
00:13:06,393 --> 00:13:07,126
that the farms were, you know,
562
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,594
like ethical people.
563
00:13:08,628 --> 00:13:09,528
It's just important to us.
564
00:13:09,562 --> 00:13:10,763
Oh, of course.
565
00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,031
Have you met Aliki?
566
00:13:12,065 --> 00:13:13,632
Uh, no, we haven't.
567
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:16,235
Um, he's just up there.
568
00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:17,903
Aliki: Delightful doesn't it?
569
00:13:17,937 --> 00:13:18,871
That's him, huh?
570
00:13:18,905 --> 00:13:20,606
Hi.
571
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,474
Who uh... let's see
572
00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,176
what we have here.
573
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:29,614
[ Music ]
574
00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,191
Anyway, well,
575
00:13:39,225 --> 00:13:41,226
it looks really nice.
576
00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:42,761
Why don't I show you around?
577
00:13:42,796 --> 00:13:43,862
Oh, yeah, you know,
578
00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,230
we'd love a tour.
579
00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:46,331
I think that would be great.
580
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,366
This is where Colin
581
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,367
came from.
582
00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:49,268
Oh.
583
00:13:49,302 --> 00:13:50,235
Oh, yeah, this is, uh,
584
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,203
this is a nice area.
585
00:13:51,237 --> 00:13:52,104
I like it.
586
00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:53,439
Quite a lot of room, huh?
587
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:54,573
Yes, they need room
588
00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:55,674
to run free.
589
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:56,809
Of course, yes.
590
00:13:56,843 --> 00:13:57,943
So much fresh air.
591
00:13:57,977 --> 00:13:58,744
Hi.
592
00:13:58,778 --> 00:13:59,611
Hello.
593
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:00,446
I'm Peter.
594
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,680
Hi, I'm Nance.
595
00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:02,581
Oh, I can't wait
596
00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:03,916
for you guys to meet Aliki.
597
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,617
He's over there.
598
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,957
Hello.
599
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:13,258
Is he looking?
600
00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,327
I can't tell.
601
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:17,229
Still looking.
602
00:14:23,603 --> 00:14:26,371
Come.
603
00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:27,172
Hi.
604
00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:28,073
Hi.
605
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,041
Hi, how are you?
606
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:29,775
I'm Peter.
607
00:14:29,809 --> 00:14:30,742
Aliki.
608
00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:31,577
Nance.
609
00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:32,377
What's it?
610
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,445
Nance.
611
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,213
Nice to meet you.
612
00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:35,047
Aliki.
613
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:35,881
Great farm.
614
00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:36,715
We saw the chickens.
615
00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:37,449
Thank you.
616
00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:38,150
We're gonna order it.
617
00:14:38,184 --> 00:14:38,917
Yeah, we're loving it.
618
00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:39,685
Can't even believe
619
00:14:39,719 --> 00:14:40,519
we questioned it.
620
00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:41,553
Really great place.
621
00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:42,454
Good.
622
00:14:42,489 --> 00:14:43,489
A little speechless
623
00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:44,423
in meeting you.
624
00:14:44,457 --> 00:14:45,791
Oh, wow.
625
00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,025
Tremendous energy
626
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:47,693
the second you came
627
00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:48,594
onto the farm.
628
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:49,394
Geez, thanks.
629
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:50,129
I'm just falling in love
630
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:50,829
with this place.
631
00:14:50,864 --> 00:14:51,630
It's just beautiful.
632
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:52,364
Yeah, we almost don't
633
00:14:52,398 --> 00:14:53,098
want to leave.
634
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,299
Sorry, I...
635
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:56,268
what color are your eyes?
636
00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:57,169
People have said things
637
00:14:57,203 --> 00:14:58,504
about your eyes before.
638
00:14:58,538 --> 00:15:00,005
I-I've been told a lot
639
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:01,240
that I have pretty eyes.
640
00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:02,207
People have told me
641
00:15:02,242 --> 00:15:03,208
that my body looks like
642
00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:04,076
a melted candle
643
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:04,910
or something.
644
00:15:04,944 --> 00:15:05,811
What?
645
00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:06,812
And I thought,
646
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,980
"no I don't."
647
00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:08,680
I would love
648
00:15:08,715 --> 00:15:09,448
for you to stay.
649
00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:10,415
I mean, we're family here.
650
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,450
We are just what we are.
651
00:15:11,484 --> 00:15:14,052
You know, a husband or a wife.
652
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,354
You know, or a wife
653
00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:16,955
or a wife or a wife,
654
00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:18,390
wife, wife.
655
00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:19,191
You can be whatever
656
00:15:19,225 --> 00:15:20,025
you want to be.
657
00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:21,226
Just exist, and we'd love
658
00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,628
for you to stay.
659
00:15:22,662 --> 00:15:25,197
Do you want to stay?
660
00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:27,199
I do.
661
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,233
You do.
662
00:15:28,268 --> 00:15:29,268
I do.
663
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:30,369
We both do.
664
00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:33,005
We do, too.
665
00:15:33,039 --> 00:15:35,240
Come here.
666
00:16:04,037 --> 00:16:04,736
Stewart: What's up,
667
00:16:04,771 --> 00:16:05,437
Sherlock homies?
668
00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:06,104
Ready for another game
669
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,072
of hide and seek?
670
00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:08,073
This isn't dodge ball.
671
00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:08,907
This isn't kick ball
672
00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:09,675
any of that nonsense.
673
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,176
There's strategy to this.
674
00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:11,977
Remember your first spot
675
00:16:12,011 --> 00:16:12,611
that you see,
676
00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,246
isn't the first place you go.
677
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:14,980
What was that last week?
678
00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:15,714
What did you hide behind?
679
00:16:15,748 --> 00:16:16,582
A newspaper?
680
00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:18,884
What is this... 1934?
681
00:16:18,918 --> 00:16:20,152
I was sad for myself
682
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,086
that I know you.
683
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:21,987
And where are you hiding?
684
00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:23,789
Behind your hair?
685
00:16:23,823 --> 00:16:24,623
So are there smoke breaks
686
00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:25,624
and stuff?
687
00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:26,425
You guys, get your heads
688
00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:28,126
in the game, okay?
689
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,161
Seek.
690
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:33,232
See, every...
691
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:37,169
Every kind of spot.
692
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,604
Okay, at the after party,
693
00:16:38,638 --> 00:16:39,871
one thing that would be fun,
694
00:16:39,906 --> 00:16:41,006
'80s karaoke.
695
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:41,873
Yeah, I had this other idea.
696
00:16:41,908 --> 00:16:42,908
I was thinking like
697
00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:44,409
we can win a championship
698
00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:45,210
just once.
699
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:45,877
You know,
700
00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:46,612
wouldn't that be crazy?
701
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:47,479
It'd be like some kind of
702
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:48,247
a fun thing to do.
703
00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:48,280
A fun thing to do.
704
00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:49,414
[ Whistle blows ]
705
00:16:49,415 --> 00:16:49,448
[ Whistle blows ]
706
00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:51,183
One vegan bacon cheeseburger.
707
00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:53,185
Two vegan bacon cheeseburgers.
708
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:56,021
Ready or not, here we come.
709
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:02,928
Found you... you're out.
710
00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:03,829
Hey, Stewart.
711
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:04,596
What are you doing?
712
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:05,230
Get out of here.
713
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:06,064
I have a question
714
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:06,932
about the after party.
715
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:07,666
Could we bring people...
716
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,467
time out.
717
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,167
Hey, time out.
718
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,269
Susan, there are rules to this.
719
00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:11,637
This was genius,
720
00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:13,005
and you just ruined it.
721
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,473
Ref, can I get a ref?
722
00:17:14,507 --> 00:17:15,540
Uh, will you kindly state
723
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:16,341
to my teammate
724
00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:17,142
what the rules are
725
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:18,644
in this situation?
726
00:17:18,678 --> 00:17:19,511
Sure.
727
00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:20,779
Any player who happens upon
728
00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:21,947
another player's hiding spot
729
00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:23,081
must cede the territory
730
00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:24,650
to it's original founder.
731
00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:25,284
I didn't know.
732
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:25,951
Okay.
733
00:17:25,985 --> 00:17:27,419
What are you doing later?
734
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:27,452
What are you doing later?
735
00:17:27,487 --> 00:17:29,955
[ Whistle blows ]
736
00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:34,459
[ Clears throat ]
737
00:17:34,494 --> 00:17:35,427
Can I help you?
738
00:17:35,461 --> 00:17:36,361
I'm hiding.
739
00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:37,396
From what?
740
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:38,130
Portland's adult
741
00:17:38,164 --> 00:17:39,431
hide and seek league.
742
00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:40,899
There's weirdo's everywhere.
743
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,367
No, I'm not a weirdo.
744
00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:42,968
If you're talking,
745
00:17:43,002 --> 00:17:43,769
just make it look like
746
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:44,603
you're talking to yourself,
747
00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:45,704
like you're a crazy person.
748
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:47,005
Uh, no I won't.
749
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:47,773
Why don't you just
750
00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:48,573
get a job and go to work
751
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,875
like a normal person.
752
00:17:49,909 --> 00:17:51,209
I do work.
753
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,210
I work at a co-op...
754
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,845
like a hippy place.
755
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880
We are not like hippies
756
00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:55,580
at all.
757
00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:56,381
We like to think of ourselves
758
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:57,416
as more alternative.
759
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:58,684
So where do you live?
760
00:17:58,718 --> 00:17:59,217
I've got about
761
00:17:59,252 --> 00:17:59,951
three roommates
762
00:17:59,986 --> 00:18:00,886
up on the north side.
763
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:01,586
It's kind of a house,
764
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:02,621
but it's kind of
765
00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:03,455
falling apart.
766
00:18:03,489 --> 00:18:04,222
It's kind of a house,
767
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:04,990
but it's kind of
768
00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:05,724
falling apart.
769
00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:06,491
Yes, ma'am.
770
00:18:06,526 --> 00:18:07,392
I think that describes
771
00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:08,327
your life right now, honey.
772
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:15,967
American literature is clear.
773
00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:18,937
Arts and artists clear.
774
00:18:18,971 --> 00:18:19,905
Stewart, feel like we should
775
00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:21,340
make it official t-shirt
776
00:18:21,374 --> 00:18:22,741
like an after party t-shirt?
777
00:18:22,775 --> 00:18:23,508
Oh, I have a good design
778
00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:24,409
for the t-shirt.
779
00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:25,577
How about "we'll never
780
00:18:25,611 --> 00:18:26,945
"win this game as long as
781
00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:27,879
"we're obsessed with something
782
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:29,514
"as stupid as an after party."
783
00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:39,691
Nice game, you guys.
784
00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:40,392
Thanks for showing me
785
00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:41,159
that rule and everything.
786
00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:41,893
I didn't know.
787
00:18:41,928 --> 00:18:42,728
You're welcome.
788
00:18:42,762 --> 00:18:43,195
Cheers.
789
00:18:43,229 --> 00:18:44,863
Hey, nobody found me.
790
00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:46,565
Oh, Stewart!
791
00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:47,699
Looks like we won
792
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:48,533
a little bit.
793
00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:49,801
Oh, my gosh!
794
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:50,902
Hey.
795
00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:51,903
You didn't win.
796
00:18:51,938 --> 00:18:53,238
I won.
797
00:18:53,272 --> 00:18:53,939
I've been hidin'
798
00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:56,408
since 1979.
799
00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:57,509
Wait a second,
800
00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:58,276
were you the guy
801
00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,344
in Ziggy high dust
802
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:00,746
and the hiders from Mars?
803
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,813
That's right.
804
00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:03,048
That's amazing.
805
00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:04,883
Where were you hiding?
806
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:05,917
The most awesome spot
807
00:19:05,952 --> 00:19:07,419
you've ever seen.
808
00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:08,387
Whoa!
809
00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:09,121
I bet he was hiding
810
00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:11,056
right behind there?
811
00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:12,190
Wait a minute.
812
00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:13,358
He's gone.
813
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:16,561
What?
814
00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:17,996
Oh, well, next week.
815
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:18,864
Right?
816
00:19:18,898 --> 00:19:20,565
All right.
817
00:19:47,326 --> 00:19:49,127
Pete: I think he's gone.
818
00:19:49,161 --> 00:19:49,928
Nance: I think you're right.
819
00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:51,896
He's passed.
820
00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:54,933
Aliki: I'm dying soon.
821
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:55,633
I wanted to say goodbye
822
00:19:55,668 --> 00:19:57,035
to you.
823
00:19:57,069 --> 00:20:00,338
Rachael, I stole your watch,
824
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:00,905
and you're never
825
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,440
getting it back.
826
00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:05,043
It's gone... forever.
827
00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:08,146
It's coming with me.
828
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,448
Zoe...
829
00:20:16,455 --> 00:20:18,656
My beautiful Peter.
830
00:20:18,691 --> 00:20:19,657
I'm gonna miss
831
00:20:19,692 --> 00:20:21,026
touching my Peter,
832
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:23,261
washing my Peter.
833
00:20:23,295 --> 00:20:24,829
I'm gonna miss you.
834
00:20:24,864 --> 00:20:28,233
Nance.
835
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:29,634
You can be a real bitch.
836
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,169
Please don't go.
837
00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:31,903
Nance, you're being
838
00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:32,837
a bitch.
839
00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:34,506
Okay?
840
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,273
It's to bitchy of you
841
00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:36,775
to ask me to stay.
842
00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:38,410
I gotta go.
843
00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:41,046
Tell me to go.
844
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,981
Don't be a bitch, Nance.
845
00:20:43,015 --> 00:20:46,117
Go... go!
846
00:20:46,152 --> 00:20:47,886
Thank you, Nance,
847
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,686
for dialing your bitch down
848
00:20:48,721 --> 00:20:50,121
a little bit.
849
00:20:50,156 --> 00:20:53,291
That means a lot to me.
850
00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:55,126
You three,
851
00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:55,994
you're nice people,
852
00:20:56,028 --> 00:20:57,328
I'm sure.
853
00:20:57,363 --> 00:20:58,763
Ahh!
854
00:20:58,798 --> 00:20:59,931
Don't go.
855
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:00,999
You're being a dumb bitch.
856
00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:02,633
Ohhh!
857
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:07,405
What is this?
858
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,440
Where are we?
859
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,442
I'm wearin' a dress.
860
00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:11,242
We-we were gonna order
861
00:21:11,277 --> 00:21:12,210
the chicken, and-and the...
862
00:21:12,244 --> 00:21:13,344
the farm?
863
00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:14,546
Who are you people?
864
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,914
Is this a cult?
865
00:21:15,948 --> 00:21:16,648
Look how you're dressed.
866
00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:17,582
You guys are brainwashed.
867
00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:19,517
You're being a dumb bitch.
868
00:21:19,552 --> 00:21:21,219
Let's get out of here.
869
00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:26,558
Uh, Dana?
870
00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:28,493
You still work here?
871
00:21:28,527 --> 00:21:29,494
Dana: Hi.
872
00:21:29,528 --> 00:21:30,395
Hi, how are you?
873
00:21:30,429 --> 00:21:31,429
Yeah, we actually decided
874
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,363
against the chicken.
875
00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:33,064
We're gonna do
876
00:21:33,099 --> 00:21:33,865
two of the salmon.
877
00:21:33,899 --> 00:21:34,632
Thanks.
878
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,467
Okay.
879
00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:36,835
And you know what?
880
00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:37,469
Can you tell us
881
00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:38,103
a little bit about
882
00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:39,170
the salmon?
883
00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:40,038
Yeah, we have like
884
00:21:40,072 --> 00:21:40,772
a million questions
885
00:21:40,806 --> 00:21:41,906
about it.
886
00:21:41,941 --> 00:21:43,041
Okay.
887
00:21:43,075 --> 00:21:44,676
When you come back.
888
00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:54,724
Sync by n17t01, corrected by testexam
www.addic7ed.com
889
00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:56,820
You're still doing this?
890
00:21:56,855 --> 00:21:58,055
Stewart: Yes.
891
00:21:58,089 --> 00:21:59,023
What's so funny?
892
00:21:59,057 --> 00:21:59,990
You have a girlfriend?
893
00:22:00,025 --> 00:22:00,824
Should I ask?
894
00:22:00,859 --> 00:22:01,925
Uh, I don't at the moment.
895
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,860
She broke up with me.
896
00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:03,927
Why am I not surprised.
897
00:22:03,962 --> 00:22:05,062
There's girls on this team.
898
00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:05,863
Are you interested
899
00:22:05,897 --> 00:22:06,864
in any of them?
900
00:22:06,898 --> 00:22:08,132
Secretly, yes, but I don't
901
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:09,099
want to say anything.
902
00:22:09,134 --> 00:22:10,367
She's supposed to guess?
903
00:22:10,402 --> 00:22:11,402
She's supposed to guess.
904
00:22:11,436 --> 00:22:12,102
Women can't read minds,
905
00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:12,903
you know.
906
00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:13,670
If she read your mind,
907
00:22:13,705 --> 00:22:15,305
she'd be scared to death.
908
00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:19,905
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
52841
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
