All language subtitles for Playing for Keeps s01e01.eng

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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Cute kids. You've kept
them out of the spotlight.

They've kept themselves out pretty much.

Mind you, they don't
look like that anymore.

You look exactly the same, though.

Well, maybe that's the secret to ageing.

If you're exhausted in your 20s,

you're more or less look
the same in your 40s.

We've heard a lot about this
term lately, WAGs. Is it sexist?

Kath, as a former model

and the wife of the Southern
Jets coach, what do you think?

Look, Juanita...

the truth is that the wives
and girlfriends of footballers,

like the partners of anyone in society,

come from an incredibly
diverse range of backgrounds.

A lot of us don't have
anything in common,

except for the support
we give our partners.

Sure, like a lot of labels,
it-it can be used as a stereotype.

But at the end of the
day, it's just a word.

I mean, it's not even
that, it's an acronym.

So, you know, you can
call me anything you like,

but to my friends I'm Kath.

Your husband, Brian, has
had an incredible career.

- We're very proud of him.
- But...

Jack Davies' meltdown at
last year's grand final

must have been a real low.

You know, there were 16 teams
that didn't make the make it

to the grand final last year...

- and we did.
- Of course,

but everyone at the Southern
Jets must be feeling it,

losing by a single point.

Doesn't get much closer
than that, does it?

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
It's a beautiful day in Melbourne

and there's nothing like
the start of a new season.

It's a clean slate and
anything is possible.

We're still a few weeks out from
the start of the season proper,

- but the footy is well and truly back.
- _

The Southern Jets form has
already copped plenty of criticism

and there's a lot riding
on the new recruits

to hit the ground running for
their first home-and-away match.

I mean, everyone's been
real supportive, ah...

Eye contact.

I mean, it's a pretty big adjustment.

You know, it's a bit like
startin' school again.

Very nice. Goals for the season.

Just be there for the boys, and...

turn up at every
training session, and...

follow up in the gym and on the field.

And?

Oh, um, stamina.

Get my fitness up, so
I'm not so knackered at...

- Tired.
- Tired at the end of the day.

Getting better.

OK, let's pick this up again tomorrow.

All right. Thanks.

Oh, one last thing...

- you got a girlfriend?
- Yeah.

Don't let her talk.

What? In general?

To the media. About anything.

Right. Got it.

- Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Hey.

- How'd you go?
- Well, how do you think?

They ask about Jack again?

Oh, they're bored. They'll forget
all about it by the first win.

Bloody journos.

They bang on about team cohesion

and they won't stop hanging shit on us.

Yeah, biting back
won't get you anywhere.

Ho, so, what am I
supposed to do? Roll over?

- Been doin' that all summer.
- Be patient.

You need them as much as they need you.

Daniel looks like he's settling in.

Missing his girlfriend a bit.

Oh. That's refreshing.

Dan!

Come here.

(BOTH GROAN)

We're never leaving Melbourne.

I'm setting a five...
no, 10-year minimum.

I can't survive another farewell.

Don't even know if you're
gonna like it here yet.

You and I, we're never
doing long-distance again.

Well, that's lucky. I thought I
was gonna have to break up with ya.

What do you mean you haven't seen it?!

Well, I was waiting for
you. Are you ready? One...

- T...
- Three.

- Oh...
- Holy shit!

Oh, my... Oh...!

I thought they'd put you up with
other players, but this is...

- You're a big deal.
- Nah, the club owns it.

Was Connor Marrello's
when he first got here.

(LAUGHS) It hands-down beats
the joint I've been stayin' at.

All right, what else have you got
in here? You got a cinema room?

- A lap pool?
- I don't know, maybe.

We've got blackout blinds with
a remote in the spare room.

We've got coconut water here! It's
water made entirely of coconut!

- What?! We've got two toilets!
- What?

Two toilets. One each.

- We're never fighting again.
- (PHONE CHIMES)

(PHONE BEEPS)

(SIGHS)

There's a barbecue today
at the coach's house.

Oh, well you don't have to come.

- You got your big job interview tomorrow.
- Mm-hm.

When you win the Brownlow

you still have to come
to all my teaching stuff.

Mm!

Bloody hell!

Yeah, I don't s'pose they said
anythin' 'bout a dress code?

- (DOORBELL CHIMES)
- Hey...

- Huh?
- you're gonna have fun, I promise.

OK, if either of us get stuck
we'll just shoot bat signals.

Or whistle. Or make
inappropriately long eye contact.

We don't have to stay.

Right. (SIGHS)

Excuse me.

- Could we grab a couple of beers?
- I'm not drinking.

- I am. Hair of the dog.
- Of course. What would you like?

- Anything cold.
- Oh, we're fine, actually.

- Yeah.
- Thanks.

- So, you're here with Daniel.
- (LAUGHS)

'Kay. That's a bit creepy. You're
obviously a footy fan, then.

Yes, you could say that.

Paige, this isn't just a fan, he's...

We're all very much looking
forward to seeing what he can do.

Yeah, especially me.

It's all about controlling the nerves

the first few games, you know?

- I'll remember that.
- Enjoy.

- Daniel.
- Hey, Kath. Amazing place.

- Hey, this is, ah, Paige.
- Paige, hello.

It's really nice to meet you.
I've heard so much about you.

And I, about you.

Yeah, but, nah, thanks for having us.

(LAUGHS) And I see you've
met our club president.

- Hm?
- Andrew McLeish.

- I tried to tell ya.
- (CHUCKLES EMBARRASSINGLY)

Oi, Fletcher!

That's the captain.

Go do your footy business. I'm good.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, course.

(KATH CHUCKLES)

Oh, you know, a lot of
girls struggle with that.

With what?

You know how there's three
people in your relationship now,

you, Daniel and Sherrin.

The football. You know, the brand.

It's not important. Why
don't you come with me?

Ladies, I'd like you to
meet Fletcher's girlfriend.

This is Paige Dunkley.

Hey, mate.

- Hi. Hello.
- Hello.

So, this is Maddy, this is Trav's wife.

Two kids, lover of losing consciousness.

I don't sleep, ever.

And this is Jessie, Jack's wife,

who's about to make
a comeback of her own

that will eclipse even her
husband on the footy field.

You know, it's possible. If you
don't compare us on a few key points.

You know, like income.

Oh, yeah, but I'm a teacher, and
we don't even make pay parity, so...

- Sorry.
- Don't be.

Hey, Jess, where's his
blankie? Your mum's here.

- Uh, should be in his bag, Jack.
- No, it's not there.

Did you try the side pocket? It
gets stuck in there sometimes.

No. Bugger, I know
where it is. Um, sorry.

Hey, Jack, it's in the car!

- That's Jack and their son JJ.
- Yeah, father-son rule,

he'll be the third generation of
Davies to come through this club.

He's a toddler.

- Yeah, and?
- What if he doesn't like footy?

(LAUGHS WEAKLY)

You know what? She should
meet Tahlia. Tahlia!

Paige, this is Tahlia,
Connor's girlfriend.

Tahlia, this is Paige Dunkley.

- Hello.
- Oh, welcome!

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

Wow. You're so soft.

Oh, that's sweet.

Thank you.

Yeah, you know, a m... a
mate of mine back in Casterton

is, like, obsessed with you.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

N-not.. not like 'killing
you, wear your skin' obsessed,

sh-she really likes your...

ah, well, your everythin',
really, whole package.

Casterton, birthplace of the kelpie?

- Oh, yeah, you've been?
- No. No, no, no.

But I am very good at
remembering random facts. (LAUGHS)

I don't want to toot my own horn,

but I would be an incredible
asset to any trivia team.

- Yeah, you would actually.
- Oh. Thank you.

Is that bread?

Oh... yeah, and sausages.

I think I got the wrong info.
I thought this was a barbecue.

Oh, you are too kind. Thank you,
I'll just get rid of that for you.

I won't be offended if no one eats it.

Thank you.

You know, Tahlia has a
really big launch tomorrow.

Oh, that sounds exciting.

- For what?
- It's my first fragrance.

Tahlia By Tahlia.

(LAUGHING) Yeah, it's gonna be
really fancy. Lots of freebies.

- Lots of wine.
- You should come along. Shouldn't she?

- Sure.
- Oh, um, that's lovely...

but I've got this big
job interview tomorrow,

so I'll probably just hang low with Dan.

Oh, he's coming. All the boys are.

- Didn't he mention that?
- Uh, nuh.

You know what? It would
be a great opportunity

- for you to meet everyone. Mm.
- Especially before the season starts.

I should get back to Dan.

Oh, I think Trav's cornered him,
so he could be a while. (LAUGHS)

(HUSHED) OK.

She's a live wire.

I like her.

Didn't plan it that way.

Well, of course, if I had the
choice, I'd rather go out on top.

But I'm enjoying being
on the coaching staff.

You're a natural, mate. I don't
know what you are worried about.

- Hey.
- Having fun?

Yeah. Heaps. You about ready to go?

(GUYS LAUGH)

I should probably stay for the speeches.

Kath was gonna give me a tour anyway.

- You should count the toilets.
- (LAUGHS)

Stand by for updates.

Something's different.

You've exfoliated.

You've had sex.

I have had sex. Hmm.

And won something?

You've won something while having sex?

I, um, I think I'm about
to be offered partner.

Oh, ding, ding, ding!

I'm not sure I can take it, not with
Trav still coaching, and the kids.

Oh! Well, listen,

you should be taking any job
that makes you look like that.

- I wouldn't go there.
- What?

Oh, no. Uh, I thought she was waving.

Mm, yeah. Where's your missus?

- Oh, she's here.
- How long have you been together?

Oh, three and a bit years.

Oh, so she's your
(LOUDER) chicken schnitty.

- My what?
- Your go-to, your favourite.

Oh, well, my only, really.

Now you're in Melbourne, mate,

whole different bunch
of cuisines on the menu.

- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. There you go.

- Oh, will you, now? Nah,
- Mmm.

not much of a foodie, meself.

- Babe? Hi.
- Mm? Mmm.

You said you weren't drinking.

- Babe, I lied.
- Oh.

She your... schnitty?

No, mate. She's more
of a seasonal treat.

You'll catch on.

Hi!

- Uh... uh, sorry, I think...
- I met your girlfriend.

Oh, Paige?

Yeah. She's nice. Sweet.

Uh, I like her.

That's good to know.

(GIGGLES)

This isn't easy for me.

- MAN: And what am I meant to do?
- Nothing. That's the whole point.

- OK, so I just disappear?
- No, no, no. Of course not.

He does not change how we both feel.

There's nothing I can do about that.

Took a bit of pushing,
but they're on board.

- It's the right move.
- I didn't say a word.

Any plans tonight?

Might be a five-star
hotel with my name on it.

- You?
- (LAUGHS)

Yeah, I thought I might
head into town myself,

see if I can bump into someone special.

You let me know how you go with that.

Hi. I'm Paige. I'm...
I'm Daniel's girlfriend.

- Lauren.
- Are you someone's wife or girlfriend?

Uh, no, no. I'm one of the club doctors.

And I'm divorced, so that's a double no.

(LAUGHS)

(LOUD WHISTLE)

All right, listen up.

You will need this.

Brian's pre-season speeches go on a bit.

I'll spare you the bullshit.

It's been a tough pre-season.

And I know you've worked hard,

but in the last couple of
weeks, I think it's fair to say,

we've still got a long way to go.

Which is why I've decided

we're heading back to
camp tomorrow morning.

- Is that normal?
- No.

- If you've got questions speak to the
- I said the boys would be at the launch.

- coaching staff.
- They're on the press release.

bus leaves at 8:00. Oh, and...

Connor had a few words to say.

I won't bore you with
the usual captain's spiel.

Of course, I support the
call to go back to camp...

uh...

this is more of a personal thing.

Tahls and I are getting married.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Whoo!

You kept that a secret.

- I did!
- Oh!

I mean, it's fuckin' nuts,

but the Dogs did it,
couple of years back,

and then they took
home the flag that year.

- Sounds good.
- Are you right?

Yeah, what's the deal with Tahlia?

- Tahlia?
- Connor's girlfriend.

The one with the stick up her arse.

- What did she do to you?
- Nothing. It's just a vibe.

I don't know. She's
always been nice to me.

That's 'cause you've
got your cock goggles on.

- What?! No!
- Oh, come on, she's hot.

- Not my type.
- Oh, yeah?

Nuh, nothing. Does nothing for me.

Your spank bank consists of Mila Kunis,

- Tahlia Woods...
- No one uses 'spank banks' anymore.

- Well, what do you call it?
- The Internet.

- Mmm?
- It's ruined all imagination.

You type in one innocent
little word, 'tickle'...

- 'squat'... 'apple'...
- Well, they're dirty.

- 'Apple'?
- Yeah.

Want me to demonstrate?

_

- I need your birth certificate.
- Oh, it's in a box somewhere.

Can I find it when I get back?

If you want to get married this year,

we are going to have to move quickly.

- Did you get on to your mum?
- Still hiking in Bolivia.

Oh, good!

So she's gonna read about our
engagement on a Google alert.

- Why do you care so much?
- Why do you reckon?

My family doesn't hate you.

When you asked your mum
to spend time with me,

she booked us into a silent retreat.

- Uncle Mike likes you.
- Well, Uncle Mike's got good taste.

And if your mum gives me Feminism
For Dummies again for my birthday...

She won't be invited to the wedding.

MAN: Oh, he hooks it,
straight through the middle!

Come out, boys. All right...

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hey, you wanna play? We
could play two-player.

Nuh. Are the kids in bed?

Uh... On it.

- Hang on. Hang on. Wait.
- What?

So, David wants to have
a lunch meeting tomorrow.

Oh...

They're going to offer you partner.

- I think so.
- Course they fucking are!

I mean...

Ah. No, no, no, it's OK.

Um, we could ask Luce to do
a few more days with the kids.

Or Mum could come over a bit more.

Yeah, I mean, we could just
send them to boarding school.

Maybe overseas. The Swiss
Alps? Somewhere really remote.

Is that what you want?

No. We agreed we are not
going to outsource our kids.

No, this isn't outsourcing.
We are accepting help.

It's like buying a car with power
steering, or a government bailout.

- Not the same.
- Plus...

I'm not playing. I-I
got heaps more time.

- You're still coaching at the club.
- Look, this was our deal,

I retire, you go full throttle.

I promise...

I got you.

You got me?

I got... you.

OK. You have got to stop
watching those hip-hop videos.

- What? What?
- No. Nup.

Uh-uh.

You can put that there.

I don't know how to tell you this,

but Bruce Willis is halfway
through saving Christmas.

You just going to stand there all night?

OK. If I tell you, you can't judge.

I never judge.

Yeah, right.

When I was a kid, I wanted
to be a train driver.

Yeah. More information, please.

Well, they go fast, they drive
on tracks... What's not to love?

I was going to be a fireman.

Ooh, see, that's unfair.
You know I love uniforms.

Well, if the whole coaching
thing doesn't work out...

Mm, we could be partners.

- Mm.
- Matching outfits.

Thanks.

But I prefer to work alone.

I could do next Wednesday.

Oh, Wednesday? No, I can't.
I've got a charity thing.

(SIGHS) Week after?

(SIGHS) I'm gonna have
to play it by ear. Sorry.

Lachie mentioned something
about coming home.

So we're looking at
over three weeks again.

Yeah, if nothing shifts, yeah.

What's this?

Oh, you know how every Tim

- we're together, you...
- I pay.

I was thinking we could stop doin' that.

So you don't want me
as a client anymore?

- There's more between us than that.
- Adam...

I know you have your rules. I'm
not asking you to break them for me.

Aren't you?

I do not understand you at all.

Well, that's the beauty
of this, you don't have to.

(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

- Dan?
- Just packin'. Bus is goin' in 20.

- What's with the dresses?
- Hang on!

(QUIETLY) What the fuck?

What are you doin'?

Nothin'. What's this about?

- Oh, Tahlia sent 'em.
- Tahlia?

Yeah, there was a note.
Somethin' about a launch.

You off?

Yeah.

What?

I know what you're gonna say, but...

- I want you to take this.
- I don't need money from you.

- I'm gettin' a job.
- Well, till then...

- For emergencies. Just...
- I'm not gonna use it.

just... take it.

Good luck with the interview.

- Make sure you let me know how it all goes.
- Mm.

Oh, by the way, that dress...

you'd nail it.

In here, babe! Have you seen my charger?

Top drawer!

How was your night?

- Good. Yours?
- Yeah, can't complain.

Look, I know you think
this camp is a mistake,

but I don't know what else to do.

Right, they're not gelling,

they're not a team.

Well, they have to meet you...

and you have to trust
that they can do it.

Yeah, they don't believe I can
get 'em back to the grand final.

It's not your fault. You didn't
give away that 50m penalty.

(SIGHS)

RADIO COMMENTATOR: We're all
disappointed with the Southern Jets.

How do you play off in a grand final

and have pre-season form
as ordinary as this?!

We've got Darren from Doncaster
on the line to weigh in.

Darren, what d'ya think?

DARREN: Brian Rickards and Andrew McLeish

reckon no one inside the club
blames Davies for his brain snap,

but the way they're playin',
it's a bloody disgrace!

Yeah, there's no cohesion,

the players aren't
talking to each other...

(PHONE CHIMES)

KATH: Hey, gorgeous.

It's fine.

I spoke to my publicist and she says
it's gonna be OK without the boys.

Well, I'm not surprised.
So, who is coming?

Maddy, Jessie, you...

Paige?

Kath, I dunno what
else you want me to do.

OK? I did what you asked, I tried,
I even sent her some options.

Options?

OK, I... I know where your head's at,

but I promise you, it is
not the same as last time.

I didn't know what Georgie's size was.

And I'm pretty sure that I felt
Paige out and she's definitely a 10.

A Country Road 10.

(SIGHS)

(PHONE CHIMES)

KATH: Can you be at my
place at two o'clock?

You are talking to a woman
who just made partner.

Oh, Maddy. Congratulations.
About bloody time too.

I'm about to buy myself something

that I don't even know that I want yet.

That the kids can't
break. Within budget.

So whatever you've got
going on at your place

needs to be bigger than that.

Let me put it this way,
Tahlia sent Paige some dresses.

What is wrong with her? Why
does she keep doing that?

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

I think it's important
kids have a sense of

community and support, no matter what...

academic level they are at.

Uh, I had a teacher who
helped me when I was a kid.

She'd put in a real effort at
my school, made a big difference.

She's the reason I wanted
to become a teacher.

You are enthusiastic, excited.

I can tell you've
never taught full-time.

I've done a lot of pracs.

A kid took a crap on my car
bonnet last week. Broad daylight.

I bet you never thought of that
when you decided to become a teacher.

Uh, my... my last prac
was at Casterton High.

Uh, they offered me
a full-time position.

Um, but I had to turn them down.

Why?

Oh, 'cause I moved to Melbourne.

Well, why did you move to Melbourne?

For the experience. I've never...
uh, never taught in the city before.

So you opted for experience
over a full-time job?

Yeah. And-and my
boyfriend got a job here.

- It-it's not just any job.
- What's he saving the world, is he?

No, no, he, um, plays football...

- for the Southern Jets.
- Oh...

You're going out with
one of the new recruits?

Yeah. Yeah, you follow the footy?

I've been barracking
for the Southern Jets

since I was a kid. Lifetime member.

Have you met Connor Marrello and Tahlia?

- What are they like?
- They seem really nice.

I knew it. 'Course they are.

- Getting back to the interview...
- Yes! Sorry.

Your resume seems adequate
for someone your age,

but most teachers starting at this
school start in the same place,

the casuals pool.

Even then it can take
a while to get days.

- Don't you think we can find something?
- Don't think so.

- You could take Jim's classes!
- What?!

Well, you're always saying
that your plate's too full,

being vice principal
and tryin' to teach.

It'll only be a couple of days
a week, but what do you think?

((LAUGHING) Yes! Oh, thank you!

Thank you so much. OK!

I won't let you down.

- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oh!

(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

- Hello?
- What are you doing right now?

Kath? You have my number?

The girls and I are gonna take
you shopping for the launch.

Oh... that sounds really
nice. I-I can't make it.

What, are you busy?

Yeah, I've got... I've got
plans with, um, work colleagues.

Uh, I think I just got a
job teaching at a school,

and, um, they wanna
take me out to celebrate,

so we're gonna go to one of those
fancy restaurants with, like...

10 courses and they take
them out really slowly.

So, um, it'll...

- it'll probably be quite late...
- Paige?

Can I give you a word of advice?

Sure.

Don't talk so much when you lie.

Uh, where shall I meet you?

Now, can I get you a drink?
We've got pretty much everything.

- Wine, spirits...
- Bourbon and Coke?

(DOORBELL RINGS)

- MADDY: Hi, we're here already.
- Look, I know we've only just met...

but I also know how
important you are to Daniel.

And if he has the kind of break-out
season we're all hoping he'll have

you need to be prepared.

- For what?
- This...

life in the spotlight.

Look, don't get me wrong,
there's lots of perks...

- but there's also a lot of pressure.
- Mm.

You're about to have every
inch of your life scrutinised,

and we want you to be prepared.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

I've got a car waiting. You ready to go?

Almost.

I didn't mean to offend
you... with the dresses.

Oh, no, they were lovely.

- It's just I don't look you.
- (CHUCKLES) No one looks like Tahlia.

Sorry.

The only reason I look like
this is because of Botox.

And Fraxel.

- There's nothing wrong with your face.
- Well, it's preventative.

- You also do cryotherapy, laser...
- Threading.

- Colonics.
- Fillers.

No, I don't. This is natural.

- Really! Your cheeks?
- Genetics.

- I hate you.
- Hm!

OK, I don't understand
most of what you just said.

- Is colonics the one where you...
- That's the one, yes.

Yeah, nah, I don't wanna do that.

Great. Well, we've
got that sorted, then.

(FUNKY MUSIC)

-
Step aside

-
Nah-nah, nah-nah, oh yeah

- I love this!
- Hey?

Mm, I dunno if that'll
work with her shape.

T-Tahlia, I can't afford this.

- Don't think about it.
- I have to pay for it.

- Even then.
- MADDY: Oh!

- Oh.
- Oh, I love that!

- I've got that in blue.
- This plus your boobs

equals whatever you want for the
rest of your life with Daniel.

Yeah. I... I can just
get underwear from Kmart.

- Or somewhere that doesn't charge...
- $265.

It goes under your clothes.
You can't even see it!

This is a good start.

OK. I dunno how but you're
taking up all the room.

- I'm on the edge.
- Shove.

She's been in there a very long
time. Should I go and check on her?

No! She's not ready for
you to see her naked yet.

- It took me years to work up to that.
- What's she wearing?

My favourite was the Dior.

Paige, are you OK?

Yep, um, almost ready.

- Have you got the shoes?
- Wearing them.

Good. Come on.

This I love.

- Who picked that?
- I did.

- It's very... elegant.
- Classic.

- I love that.
- It's boring.

I like the shoes. Look it,
with the right accessories...

Exactly. I can dress it
up, I can dress it down.

And it's not that expensive.

Listen, I know it's
all a little bit steep

but consider it an investment.

A chance to make a statement,

- build a profile.
- Nah, I don't want a profile.

Well, you're gonna have
to make this lifestyl

- work on a teacher's salary.
- Tahls...

- What?
- not everyone's you, darling.

Look, I'm just saying
with the right profile

you'll be able to get most
of this stuff for free.

Why would people give
you stuff for free?

Look, I'll give you a head start.

Um, go in there, put on something decent

and I will post a photo of us.

- What's your handle?
- Oh, I don't... I don't have one.

- What?
- I mean, I did,

I just deleted it because it was
takin' up too much room on my phone.

OK, I don't know what to do with that.

Right. That's it. I'm
off. I'm buying this.

If you have to think
too hard about anything

you probably don't even
want it. Buy everything else.

Look, I know you're trying to help,

but I'm Daniel's girlfriend. That's it.

I'm not interested in
becoming, like, a WAG.

Not... not that there's
anything wrong with that.

Its just...

You've all got so much goin' on for you.

You're smart, successful women...

but Tahlia, you're much more
than just Connor's girlfriend.

- I'm his fianc?e.
- Ex... actly.

Right. You buy the dress,
I'm getting you the shoes.

- (LAUGHS) I can't let you do that.
- No. I insist.

Honestly, consider it a gift.
A-a-a "welcome to the club".

No, no, you're right.
I should get the shoes...

and the dress.... and
that, um, top skirt.

- It's a top.
- Exactly. Versatile. That's why I like it.

I should get a few
things, actually. Yep.

What's the damage?
Actually, don't tell me.

DANIEL: (OVER ANSWERING MACHINE)
Hi. This is Dan. You know what to do.

You're busy...

or they've confiscated
your phone. (GIGGLES)

They're probably buggin' it right now.

Um... I've done something stupid...

- and I...
- WOMAN: (OVER PHONE) Thank you.

Your message has been sent as a text.

(PHONE BEEPS)

Yep. OK.

Paige.

Hey, look, that was weird.

- I'm sorry, I-I wanted to check. Are you OK?
- Fine.

Look, you know this is a test, right?

- A test?
- It's nothing personal.

She does it with all the new girls.

It's kinda like risk assessment.

It makes sense when you know
where Tahls has come from.

She sent you a bunch of
offensively small dresses too?

Mate, I was pregnant
with JJ at the time.

There were a lot of parts of
me that were never going to fit

- into a strapless gown.
- Ha!

Tahlia can be tricky but stick with her.

Once she figures you out she's
actually a pretty decent person.

I think I name-dropped Dan to get a job.

That's nothin'. Wait till you
have to get a kid into day care.

(LAUGHS)

- Shit, Connor. One job.
- _

(SIGHS)

Two jobs.

_

Yes!

_

What the fuck, Connor?!

_

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
The Southern Jets' pre-season form

has copped pretty of
criticism and for good reason.

But going back to camp
this close to the season

is a bold move from Rickards,

with a lot of people asking,

how bad are things at
this embattled club?

(ALL SHOUTING)

- Hey. What the fuck was that?
- Yeah, great play, mate!

- What the fuck was that about?
- What the fuck's your problem?

- Get out of his face!
- Cut it out, Jack!

- Bust it up!
- No! No, no, no, no, no!

- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Get off him, Jack!

You're second half's a clanger, mate!

- Easy, easy.
- What the fuck!

- Hey, hey, hey, break it up!
- Break it up, Jack!

- Here we go!
- Here we go, yes!

Oi. What's that about?

Couldn't tell ya.

MAN: Oi. Back on it.

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

Two at a time you run
cross-country to the river.

Paddle 3k's upstream,
shoulder your kayak,

run back to the beginning
and do it all again.

You start in pairs, staggered
intervals and you finish in pairs.

Rusty, you're with Jack.

You two, sort your shit out!

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CAMERAS CLICK)

- (LOUD MUSIC THUMPS, PHOTOGRAPHERS CLAMOURING)
- Tahlia!

- Tahlia.
- Over here, Tahlia.

- Tahlia! Well done, Tahlia.
- Tahlia!

- I'll find the girls.
- Yeah.

Tahlia! Over here, Tahlia!

- Tahlia.
- Over here, Tahlia.

- Smile right in the camera please, Tahlia
- Over here, Tahlia.

- Tahlia.
- Tahlia!

- And turn, a little head here, Tahlia.
- Tahlia.

Name?

Ah, Paige Dunkley.

Paige!

- If you could just keep moving...
- Oh, just my mates...

Yeah, they'll see you in there.

Ah, any suggestions?

MAN: Most people put
their hands on their hips.

Helpful, thank you.

We should get in there.

Hey, how ya goin'?

I'm sweating between my
boobs so that can't be good.

Just a three-quarter turn, shoulders
back and head over the fence.

What?!

Three-quarter turn, shoulders
back, over the fence.

Now say "prune".

- Prune.
- Prune.

So, tag, tweet, share, enjoy!

And be part of the Tahlia
by Tahlia Woods journey.

Thank you so much for coming.

- Yeah!
- (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

Did we miss it?

No, that was it. The media
wall's basically the whole event.

Now we drink.

Hey.

What's goin' on?

Hm... nothing.

Come here. Don't move.

Do you think you know
everything about Brian?

Uh, I dunno.

But you share a life together.

- You trust him.
- Yeah, of course.

I went through Connor's stuff today
and I found out that he's adopted.

Oh.

You knew?

I was there when he signed up.

Look, I thought he
would've told you by now.

He knows everything about me.

He knows that when I went to school
I-I kissed a boy for lunch money,

he knows that my stepdad
kicked me out when I was 16,

and he didn't tell me this?

I mean, why doesn't he
want me to know who he is?

Tahlia...

we've got a couple more brothers to see.

Yeah, just one minute.

Hey...

I'm sure Connor has his reasons...

and none of them are about you, OK?

Has he met his birth mother?

I dunno.

I bet you fuckin' love me.

(BOTH GROAN, GASP)

500 to go!

Push it, Fletcher!

Jack!

Oi!

Where's Jack?!

What happened?!

Ladies! How are you? Having a good time?

- Fine.
- Great! Mm!

- Package winning me...
- Tahlia! Hi. Got a sec?

I would... won't be a moment.

Sure.

I know what you're doin'.

- What?
- With the dresses.

I get it's not personal
and you do it to everyone,

but that still doesn't make it OK. So...

I'm asking you to stop, please.

I know it probably doesn't seem like it,

but I'm actually tryin' to help you.

At the end of the day,

everybody's gonna treat you
like you're here to be judged.

- That's not fair.
- I know that.

That's why I'm just
tryin' to protect you.

Oh, and I hit on Daniel.

It was all part of the test, obviously.

How'd he go?

He passed.

You're lucky, aren't you?

(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)

(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

Dan! Where are you?

(GARBLED WORDS, SIGNAL BREAKING UP)

Dan, you... you there?

- I... come... now...
- Well, I-I can't hear you.

Paige?

Paige, Paige, can you hear me?

Oh, wait. I got you.
Don't move. Stay there.

(SIGHS EMOTIONALLY)

I don't know what's happened.

(SOBS)

I should have stopped.

We're in water and they
were ahead, and then...

- Are you OK?
- Jack! He's... he's dead.

('BRINGING THE HOUSE DOWN' BY CLOVES)

(CAMERA FLASH POPS)

REPORTER: In breaking news, the
football community is reeling

with the death of
Brownlow winner Jack Davies

from the Southern Jets Football Club.

REPORTER: The apparent
drowning occurred while players

were involved in a routine training
exercise near Yarra Junction.

While the circumstances remain unclear,

he was reportedly pulled from the water

by team-mate Rusty O'Reilly,

who tried to resuscitate Davies

before police and
emergency services arrived.

Tragically, he died at the scene.

The cops reckon it's
unlikely Jack's head injury

was caused by falling out of a kayak.

If there's anything you
wanna say, anything at all,

now would be the time.

I dunno what you want me to say!

PAIGE: I saw Rusty with
Jessie at Kath's place.

They were havin' a
seriously intimate chat.

What if they're havin' an affair

and that's why Rusty and
Jack hated each other?

It's game day and...

- I just had a dream about Roger Federer.
- Ooh!

You have been waiting years to ruin
my mum's day with our engagement

and now all of a
sudden you're not ready?

I went looking for
your birth certificate,

and you know what I found?
She's not even your real mother!

You've just endured the hardest
two weeks of your life at this club.

You've been told to keep your heads down

and your mouths shut!

Well, not today!

You've got the opportunity
to make a statement

about who Jack Davies was,

and what he meant to this football club!

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