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We can write what we want to write
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We gotta make ends meet,
before we get much older
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We're all someone's daughters
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We're all someone's sons
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How long can we look at each other
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Down the barrel of a gun?
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You're the voice,
try and understand it
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Make a noise and make it clear
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Oh-wo-wo-wo
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Oh-wo-wo-wo
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We're not going to sit in silence
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We're not going to live with fear,
oh-wo-wo-wo, oh-wo-wo-wo...
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SNIPPETS FROM RADIO
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Hi, you all right? Not really.
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What's that?
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Oh. Would you put it
in the car for us?
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What is it?
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I slept through me alarm.
I would still be spark out now
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if Ken next door didn't have
Lorraine on full blast this morning.
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And what is this? It's me costume.
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Promotion in work.
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National effing Jam Week - you've
got us dressed as different jams.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that meeting.
I seconded that idea.
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Oh, thank you. I'd like to see you
parading round in a pair of leggings
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when you've mislaid your Spanx.
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'Timeless Hits,
now and for ever.'
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How's the packing gone?
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I've been at it all night. Still not
even finished. Post-its everywhere.
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You wouldn't believe one house
could hold so much SHIT.
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Kitchen drawers filled up
with nothing but bullcrap.
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Batteries, biros,
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old wedding invites for
people who have now split up.
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I've just found a C&A bag
full of Kinder Egg toys
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shoved in a glory hole.
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I might as well cancel Pickfords
cos I've slung half of everything.
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I've been ruthless.
Well, I've got to be -
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I'm sharing a box bedroom
with a cross trainer.
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15 bin bags for the Spastics
Society.
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Lord knows what they're going to do
with my roller boots.
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What time are they coming?
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Eight o'clock. There goes my lie-in.
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I swear they've no need. I could get
everything I own in the back
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of our Mandy's Citroen.
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Not much to show for my
time on this earth, John.
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36 pairs of shoes and a set
of Babyliss crimpers.
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I'd give you a lift, but I'm
taking our Ben and Sophie to the
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arena tomorrow, to a big monster
truck rally. Our Paul's got to work.
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It's all right. We'll
manage - don't worry.
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Our Mandy's going to come round.
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She's going to give me a hand.
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You know, they say moving house can
be one of the most stressful
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things you ever do.
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They're not wrong. I really don't
need this in my life right now.
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I should be settled down.
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Not moving in with me
little sister and her family.
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I'm going to miss our house so much.
It's all I've ever known.
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I've been there my whole life.
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Born in it. Well, not in it, but...
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been there since I was a baby.
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It's traumatic.
Are you being sarcastic?
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No, I'm not, no. It is.
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I mean, it's like you said, you've
lived there all your life.
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Everything you've ever known
is in that house, your family,
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childhood, every memory,
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every Christmas. All right, John!
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Sorry...
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'Brought to you by Brighter Day
Careers. Stuck in a dead-end job?
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'Going nowhere fast? Log on to
brighterdaycareers. Co. uk
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'and get your career back on track.'
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'On the roads, it's busy in
all the usual places. The M6...'
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Hey, you'll never guess what else I found
down the back of the Welsh dresser?
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Shergar's saddle.
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Bobby Ball's braces.
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What, his actual braces that he
wore? How'd you get them?
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Happen they're worth a bob or two.
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No, not his real ones. You could buy
these ones after their show.
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I remember crying me eyes out
till my dad bought me a pair,
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then I wore them all the time. I was
OBSESSED with him. Rock on, Tommy!
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Did you have a 'tache an' all?
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No, but I did have a very
aggressive perm.
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I used to love Cannon and Ball, I
did. They were massive. Hysterical.
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I saw them three times in Blackpool.
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I never bought
any braces, though.
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So did we! At the North Pier?
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Yeah, that's where we saw them, North
Pier. Lenny Henry were on with them.
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Was he? I don't remember him
being there.
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How mad we were both in the same
place at the same time
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and we didn't even know.
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Well, how would we?
We didn't know each other.
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That's fate, Jonathan.
I'm telling you.
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Coincidence at bloody best.
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Well, I don't even know anyone
else who went.
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Laugh me a laugh, grin me a grin
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And then we'll know
that we can win...
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Call yourself a fan?
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Do you not think we're a bit like
Cannon and Ball, me and you?
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I'm the little bubbly funny one
and you're the other.
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Tommy Cannon? Cheeky bitch.
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Rock on, Johnny!
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Shocking.
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I know we're a bit late, but can
we stop for something to eat?
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I haven't had me brekkie yet.
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We'll be cutting it fine.
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Oh, come on, it's our
last day together.
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I'll treat you.
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Go on, you can blame me.
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At least I'll be early
again next week.
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You'll not go hungry in here.
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I hope not.
I've been saving me sins.
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They're taking their time,
aren't they? I'm starving.
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So how do you know
about this place?
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Erm... I come in now and again.
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A bit more civilised
than McDonalds.
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Come on... Two Fat Boys -
fill your boots.
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I'll never eat all that.
You get a balloon if you do.
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I'll look like one an' all. If you
scrape through those beans,
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there's a phone number for the
British Heart Foundation. Really?
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I'm joking. To be fair,
you'd need one.
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How many calories are in this?
Off the scale.
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Come on, a special occasion. It's
Friday. It's our last supper, this.
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I'll still be eating
this for supper.
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They've been a bit skinny, actually.
You should get two fried bread.
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It's gone downhill a bit,
truth be told.
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I'll never get through all of
this. It's too much for me, this.
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You can't whack a Fat Boy.
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Can I get two more white
toast, please?
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That's me done. I'm out!
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Do you mind? It's the
best bit, the rind.
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Be my guest. I'm full now.
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I'll have to undo my pants.
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Thank God for leggings.
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I hear you. Trackie bottoms.
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Mind you, I can't imagine
working in a pair of those bastards.
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Excuse my French.
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Elasticated waists,
that's the future.
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Trackie bottoms are elasticated. I mean
elasticated trousers. Marks's sell them.
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Lethal, slippery slope.
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You sound like me grandad.
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Do I? He knows comfort, does he?
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Look, you didn't do bad, did
you? Considering you thought
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you wouldn't eat it. You took
the pattern of that plate.
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I was starving. Not eaten all week!
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Why?
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Just with the move and everything -
just been a bit upset by it.
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I always go off me food
when I'm like that.
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I go the other way, though.
I eat when I'm upset.
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Do you?
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I'm a bugger for it.
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Oh, God, I would be a size 20
if I was like that.
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I blame the advertising.
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Like on Cadbury's fingers,
they say one's not enough.
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It's not, though.
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I know, but they're telling you
that. My downfall is wine.
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I don't drink, you see.
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Do you know how many
calories are in a glass of wine?
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Not a clue. Five of them.
Five Fat Boys in a glass of wine.
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Really?
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I can drink a bottle
and a half a night.
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How many Fat Boys is that?
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18.
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What time is it?
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Oh, ten to. Come on,
we best make tracks.
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Is it? It's gone quick, that.
I'll settle up.
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I'll pay. No, I'll pay.
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I'll get it, I said in the car
I'll get it. I'll get it,
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put your purse away. I've
got a loyalty card.
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Three more Fat Boys
and I get a baseball cap.
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Oh, woopy doo!
I'll go and put my face on, then.
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Right, I'll settle up.
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Thanks, Janet, I'll see you
next week, love. OK.
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All right, John. Hiya, Tony.
Bloody hell! How's it going?
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Nice to see you, lad. And you.
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Keeping busy?
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You know me, I never stop.
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Sorry to hear about your dad,
that was awful.
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I didn't find out, you know,
till after the funeral.
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I would have been there -
you know that, don't you?
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I know. I know. He was a good
pal of mine, your dad.
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You know, we went back years.
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We used to go out driving
in the summer months.
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In the days before
the breathalyser...
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It's a shame he's gone.
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I wanted to pick his brains
about something.
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How's Joan?
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Still breathing, last time I
checked. She's murder.
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She's running to the toilet every
two minutes. We can't plan nothing.
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How's Craig? He's a waste of space,
still at home.
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You're joking?! He won't leave as long
as she's still doing his washing.
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And how are you?
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I'm up and down.
I've been ill meself.
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Have you? Not as ill as your dad.
Obviously.
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Obviously. But not far off.
A rectal abscess.
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They sent me to London
to see a specialist.
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I had to stand all the way.
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We've only got a Micra.
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I'm joking, we went on the train.
Ah-ha! Yeah.
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This place has gone downhill
a little bit, hasn't it?
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Yeah, it has, hasn't it? You
used to get two fried bread.
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The mugs are smaller.
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Aren't they just?
Aren't they...? Still...
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Yeah... Mm. Still.
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I only come in for
the free Wi-Fi. Oh, right.
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I get everything online now. I don't
even have to leave the house.
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Piece of piss.
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I'll have an hour now, Skyping my
little lady friend in Phuket. Yeah?
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She's 21 today. Yeah?
Like that, is it?
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Got her on me screensaver.
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Now you look at that
and tell me you wouldn't.
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I'm flesh and blood.
A man's got needs.
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I haven't had a sniff since
we got Sky+.
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Joan's in bed for Emmerdale and
I'm downstairs sexting Thailand.
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This one's just getting
up for college.
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Still... If it was up to me,
I would move out there like a shot.
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But Joan doesn't like the sun,
miserable cow.
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If they take her back in to get
her bladder sorted,
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I'm off on the first plane
out of this shithole.
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It's not that bad.
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What? It's getting worse.
It's like a ghost town.
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All the shops are closed down.
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The window cleaner's got a sander
and the precinct, that's
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full of weirdos. And you get a few
oddballs in here an' all.
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There's one.
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All right?
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Erm. Kayleigh, Tony, Tony, Kayleigh.
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We work together.
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Where? Down the pit?
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I can't believe you did
that in there.
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What? You said we were late.
I was trying to save time.
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I won't be rushing back there in a
hurry, will I? I liked it.
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I mean you
and your bloody black face.
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What? I'm a blackcurrant.
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They don't know that, do they?
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Oh. Nobody's bothered. You're
too sensitive, John.
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I don't think you're
going to get away being
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blacked up at work. Someone's
going to complain.
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Why? Cos it's racist.
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Well, you came up with the idea. I
didn't think you'd be blacking up.
238
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,079
What? I'm a blackcurrant. I dressed
as a yellow pepper last week.
239
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,360
No Chinese kicked off. Jesus!
240
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,759
Hurry up and get in
before we get carjacked.
241
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,160
Now who's being racist?
242
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,280
MUSIC: Love Plus One
by Haircut 100
243
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,839
'This is For Ever FM Timeless Hits,
now and for ever.
244
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,679
'And you're listening
to Golden Hour,
245
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,399
'but what is the year this morning?'
246
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,799
1982.
247
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,759
'Well, Gill in Nelson's got it
absolutely bang on this morning.'
248
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,519
Phone 'em. Wouldn't risk
me bloody money.
249
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:03,679
'And the For Ever FM Golden Hour
continues with this.'
250
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,520
SONG BEGINS
251
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,519
What are you laughing at? Listen!
252
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,359
Ebony and ivory...
253
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,279
What?!
254
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,959
Ebony and bloody Ivory!
255
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,720
Oh, me and you?! Oh, I love that.
256
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,239
That's piss funny.
257
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,720
Oh, Lord, why don't we?
258
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,080
Here's Super Ted.
259
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,679
What's he doing now? Look
at him, he's wet through.
260
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,000
Ditto...
261
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,839
Why don't you just say hello
and put us all out of our misery?
262
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,520
Looking like this?
263
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,519
And I could tell it wouldn't
be long till he was
264
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,039
With me, yeah, me
265
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,919
Singing I love rock and roll
266
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,599
So put another
dime in the jukebox, baby
267
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,799
I love rock and roll
268
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,880
So come and take your time
and dance with me!
269
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,719
Hello. Hiya, Kayleigh.
You all right? Yeah.
270
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,799
Are you OK? You look at bit pasty.
271
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,479
It's this make-up, Rachel.
272
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:41,040
I can't get it off. I've been
scrubbing my face for half an hour.
273
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,759
You're looking well. Isn't she?
274
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,679
You off anywhere nice this weekend?
275
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,479
I've got a Hindu in Newcastle
for my mate Zahida.
276
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,759
A Hindu?
277
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,879
Well, it's a hen do for Hindus.
278
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,319
Fair enough.
279
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,719
Oh, I bet that'll be a laugh.
I love a good hen do.
280
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,800
Hindu, tomay-to, tomah-to.
281
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,879
Eh, you might meet yourself a
nice Geordie fella, pet.
282
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,519
Jesus.
283
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,719
That's me Geordie accent.
It's not an Indian.
284
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,079
Don't do that on your Hindu.
285
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,159
Anyway I'll text you over
the weekend, John.
286
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,200
OK. Yeah. See you, Rachel, love.
Yeah, bye. See you.
287
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,919
She's got your number?
288
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,320
Yeah, why?
289
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:39,199
Let's not fall out, it's our last
car share home together.
290
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,599
I'm not falling out with you,
John, I'm just saying
291
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,519
Rachel said she'd text you.
292
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,999
I wasn't even aware you'd
swapped numbers.
293
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,519
I didn't think it was that serious.
294
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,919
It isn't serious at all.
You've got my number.
295
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,319
Well, that's different.
Why's it different?
296
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,759
Because I need your number.
297
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,239
For... emergencies.
298
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,919
What emergencies?
You're just being weird again.
299
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:05,319
Did you hear her? "I'm off to
a Hindu hen do." She's cock-mad.
300
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,119
What?! "Are you all right?"
301
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,759
"You look pasty." I'll paste her.
302
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,679
I'll paste her to
Newcastle and back.
303
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,399
I can't work you out. One minute
you're acting all pally with her
304
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,399
and the next you're slagging
her off. She took my number
305
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,959
because I'm thinking of having her
work on my Christmas team, all right?
306
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,120
Oh! It gets worse.
307
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,239
How many weeks - months - have I
been dropping hints to you
308
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,679
about your Christmas team? You know
for a fact there's nobody loves
309
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,199
Christmas more than me.
310
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,359
And she's far too tall to be an elf.
311
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,719
Who mentioned
anything about bloody elves?
312
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,399
I just assumed you'd have elves...
313
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,148
That's your problem -
you assume everything
314
00:16:41,161 --> 00:16:42,919
and most of the time
you assume wrong.
315
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,919
Just because she's got
me number doesn't mean
316
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,279
she's got me bloody number.
317
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,880
I like Rachel, she's OK.
But she's not my type.
318
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,079
So what is your type?
I don't have a type!
319
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,159
Do you not listen to anything I say?
320
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,079
I've told you I'm happy
with my life, on my own. Unlike you,
321
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,919
I'm not searching for love
or looking for somebody to spend
322
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,159
the rest of my life with. I like my
life just the way it is, all right?
323
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,559
All right, OK.
324
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,879
And I never fraternise
with the staff. Ever!
325
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,239
So I won't be having drinks with
Rachel or anyone else,
326
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,599
if that puts your mind at rest.
327
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,279
That's a relief. I'm not as stupid
as you think, you know.
328
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,799
I never said you were!
You might think I'm a bit square,
329
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,439
but I've been round the block
a few times, you know, and anybody
330
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,239
with a brain knows Rachel's trying
to shag her way up the ladder.
331
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,639
Hey, that's my mate you're
talking about.
332
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,919
Get out of town. Psycho.
333
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,520
Honestly, you drive me mad.
334
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:48,519
So has my mate Rachel made
it onto your Christmas team?
335
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,319
All will be revealed next week.
336
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,119
Have I? All will be revealed.
337
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,999
Come on, don't keep me
in suspenders. Have I?
338
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,079
I've got a big meeting on Monday
with Dave Thomson and Alan Campbell.
339
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,839
Who's Alan Campbell?
Area manager.
340
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:07,199
Oh, yeah, he was at the staff
pancake race. Shouts a lot?
341
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,319
He's partially deaf.
342
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,480
Yeah, he kept insisting on winning.
Bit of an arse clown.
343
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,479
I hope you don't end up like that.
344
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:20,599
Like what? Like Alan Campbell
and Dave Thompson.
345
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,800
What do you mean?
Idiot managers.
346
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,879
Well, I hope not.
347
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,479
I like to think because I'm
aware of them being like that
348
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,199
I won't end up like that,
349
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,599
but things don't always work
out like that, do they?
350
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,839
Anyway. I hope I've
moved on by then.
351
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,799
Store manager?
No, different job.
352
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,759
I thought you really loved your job.
353
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,239
It's all right, but if I'm honest,
I wouldn't want to stay on this
354
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,999
treadmill for the rest of me life.
355
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,879
I kind of fell into retail, really.
356
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,039
I wanted to go to music college
but I couldn't afford it,
357
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,199
so I took a job at the store to save
some money and I'm still here.
358
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,199
22 years later...
359
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,040
God, I can't believe it's that long.
360
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,959
I didn't know you
were a musician. Yeah.
361
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,040
What do you play?
362
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,599
Keyboard, guitar, bit of drums.
363
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,800
Oh, you're a right
little Roy Castle.
364
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,359
That was always my big dream, music.
So why did you give it up?
365
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:29,239
I haven't, I still play.
Do you? Yeah. Where?
366
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,959
Pubs, clubs. I've been
gigging for years, on and off.
367
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,959
How come you've never
said about it before?
368
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,279
Well, I don't like to brag.
369
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,959
Have you ever had any hits?
370
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,959
No. We just do covers mainly.
Ah, I've written a few songs.
371
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,679
Really? Go on, sing
me a song. No.
372
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,399
Go on. Please sing me a song.
No. No. Not a chance.
373
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,439
Not a chance. Do you sing?
374
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,159
Yeah, a bit, yeah.
375
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,919
Exciting. So how many of
them are you? Eh?
376
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,399
So how many of them
are there in the band?
377
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,479
Oh, we're just a duo now,
myself and Jim.
378
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,879
So what are you called?
379
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,119
Compendium.
You might have heard of us.
380
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:10,119
Compendium? Yeah, because there were
different sides to us. You know,
381
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,119
like rock, soul, jazz, country.
382
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,399
We were called John
and Jim'll Fix It for years,
383
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,319
but then we had to change
that, for obvious reasons.
384
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,319
It's very exciting. I'm sharing
a car with a pop star.
385
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,399
No, I don't think so.
386
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,800
I'm dead jealous. I wish
I could do something like that.
387
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,880
Where's my phone?
388
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,999
Here, click on there.
389
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:42,799
Go on front screen, go on YouTube
and type us in - Compendium.
390
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:47,759
C-O-M pendium...
391
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,719
It's the best way to
get your music out there.
392
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,839
Go on YouTube.
Get people listening to it.
393
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,879
I can't use these iPhones
with me nails.
394
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,880
It's a bit rough and ready.
Jim's sister filmed it last year.
395
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,480
Oh, there you are.
396
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,760
Play it.
397
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,240
It's waiting, hold on.
398
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,999
Walk out alone and I'll follow you
399
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,599
The noise of the city,
you know that I know
400
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,879
And I think that you know that
I'll only love you
401
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,799
Tonight...
Is that your front room?
402
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,360
It's Jim's.
403
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:32,479
In the city!
You're so pretty there tonight
404
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,439
Eyes are staring
405
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,959
You're hardly wearing
a thing tonight...
406
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,879
Catchy.
407
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,399
But you're mine. Woo-oh
408
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,639
And I'm not gonna let you...
409
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,279
Oh... Buffering again.
410
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,359
'Kin 3G shite. Never mind.
411
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,919
It's good, that. Yeah?
Yeah! You like it?
412
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,840
Yeah! That was a snazzy shirt
you were wearing.
413
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,559
Is that your stage one?
414
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,160
Yeah, I've a few of them.
And a Stetson.
415
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,519
Yeah, it's all right,
needs a live bass
416
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,400
and the front room acoustics
don't compliment us.
417
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:14,399
Well, well done, you,
you little dark horse.
418
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,639
Like I said, we play all over.
419
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,239
You'll have to come
and watch us sometime.
420
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,879
Yeah. Hey, I thought you didn't
fraternise with your staff?
421
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,240
Well, seeing as it's you, I'll
make an exception.
422
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,319
I'm really going to
miss this. Gridlock?
423
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,639
No. Car sharing.
424
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,639
I've really enjoyed it.
425
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,560
Yeah. So have I.
426
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,080
Have you? Yeah.
427
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,800
I won't miss this prick in front.
Come on, I could walk faster!
428
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,480
I'm going to miss it.
429
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,600
We'll still see each other at work.
430
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,159
Something's coming over me
431
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,999
I'm so dizzy I can't see
432
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Can't make out
the forest for the trees
433
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,599
My heart is beating faster now
434
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,359
As the traffic's slowing down
435
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:38,999
Suddenly, I'm alone with you
436
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,559
It's so good
437
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,759
I'm better
when you're at the wheel
438
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,799
I can't believe the way I feel
439
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,479
It's such a rush,
just being with you
440
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,999
We're driving in the rush hour
441
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,759
Ooh, you send me
442
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,919
We're driving in the rush hour
443
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,919
Ooh, you send me...
444
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,879
You got me, you got me, you got me
445
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,599
Ooh, you send me...
446
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,599
We're driving in the rush hour
447
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,720
Ooh, you send me...
448
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:25,599
'Always and for ever. This is the
station with the timeless hits.'
449
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:30,959
Right, here we are, the old
homestead, one last time.
450
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,719
Yeah, back to the packing.
451
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,159
I could do without this.
452
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,399
Here, I got you something.
What? You've not?
453
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,759
I have got you a little present.
Here you are. It's not much.
454
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,799
Thank you! John!
455
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,559
You mentioned the other week you
liked it. We had it on special
456
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,719
and then we sold out. I managed
to track one down in Preston.
457
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,479
Thank you. It's a
novelty heart lamp.
458
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,519
Yeah, you said.
Is it the right colour?
459
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,959
Thank you. It's a
perfect colour. It's red.
460
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,839
I love it. It'll brighten
up my box bedroom.
461
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,159
Yeah. It's not much.
It's not much. John...
462
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,279
Well, I've got you something too.
463
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,560
Really?
464
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,639
Now, forgive the festive wrap,
it's all I could find.
465
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,919
Is it a CD, by any chance?
Just open it.
466
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,360
What is it?
467
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,120
Hey! Now That's What I Call Music 48.
468
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,399
But that's your favourite album.
469
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,479
I know, but I've got two copies.
470
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,399
Our Keiron used to
fiddle Britannia.
471
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,039
Yeah, we all did. Look at that.
472
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,999
Do you like it?
Yeah. I'll treasure it.
473
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,239
I'm sure you will. I will.
474
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,279
Right. OK, then.
475
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,479
It feels like I'm
leaving the country.
476
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,559
I'll see you at work on Monday.
477
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,359
OK. Well, thank you.
478
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,999
You're OK. For the lift.
479
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,119
Yeah. 'S.
480
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:06,000
Oh, yeah, you're all right.
It's been an experience.
481
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,799
OK.
482
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,199
See you, then.
483
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,519
See you.
484
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,839
See you, bye. See you. See you.
485
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,439
Got me lamp.
486
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,880
Thanks.
487
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,119
See you. Hope everything
goes well tomorrow
488
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,839
and you get everything sorted.
489
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,839
I'll be fine, thank you.
Have fun at your monster trucks.
490
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:44,479
Oh, yeah, I forgot about
that. See you, then.
491
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,840
See you, enjoy your CD.
OK, bye-bye. Bye.
492
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,559
'...heading into Bolton. It's happened
at the junction near Victoria Road.
493
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,799
'Emergency services
still at the scene,
494
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,079
'so you are advised to take
an alternative route if you can.'
495
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,399
'And in Warrington town centre,
the A57, there's a problem with
496
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,599
'the road surface and cars are being
diverted off the main road... '
497
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,319
"Track two is from me to
you. You're a star."
498
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,439
"Love always, Kayleigh."
499
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,119
'No reports of any problems
on the trams, trains or buses.
500
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,799
'And planes are pretty much back
to normal now at Manchester
501
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,080
'and Liverpool. If you do see
something, we are talking about...'
502
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,839
Load of shite.
503
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,679
You've been saying I'm
driving you crazy... Yes.
504
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,119
And I haven't
been around for you lately
505
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,720
But I had a few
things on my mind
506
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,119
When I'm with you
I am filled with emotion
507
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,559
Can't you see that I'm
giving you devotion?
508
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,080
And a love like this is
hard to fight?
509
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:11,159
I know I've been
walking around in a daze
510
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,679
Baby, baby
Baby, baby
511
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,319
You've gotta believe me when I say
512
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:21,799
Ooh-ooh!
Wherever you go I'm gonna be there
513
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,919
Whatever you do, you know
I'm gonna be there
514
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,719
It's pure and simple, hey-hey,
I'll be there for you
515
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,760
Pure and simple, gonna be there!
Pure and simple, gonna be there!
516
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:36,360
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