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d Sometimes
the world looks perfect d
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d Nothing to rearrange d
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d Sometimes
you just get a feeling d
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d Like you need
some kind of change d
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d No matter what
the odds are this time d
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d Nothing's gonna stand
in my way d
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d This flame in my heart d
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d Like a long lost friend d
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d Gives every dark street
a light at the end d
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d Standing tall d
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d On the wings of my dreams d
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d Rise and fall d
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d On the wings of my dreams d
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d Through the rain and thunder
the wind and haze d
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d I'm bound for better days d
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d It's my life d
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d My dream d
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d And nothing's gonna
stop me now d
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[instrumental music]
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Moja pierwsza "happy hour".
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Wiesz czego nie rozumiem?
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Nie rozumiem jak restauracja
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mo�e zarabia� rozdaj�c jedzenie.
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To jedzenie to tylko zach�ta.
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A wygl�da tak prawdziwie.
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Jedzenie jest prawdziwe.
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Rozdaj� je, �eby ludzie
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wydali du�o pieni�dzy na drinki.
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O-h-h. Och!
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Wi�c ludzie tacy jak ty,
kt�rzy zamawiaj� tylko wod� z lodem
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dobrze na tym wychodz�.
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Cicho, cicho.
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- Och.
- Tak, tak.
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Mary Anne, idziesz?
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Mog� wr�ci� p�niej.
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Hej, male�ka.
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Jestem Chuck.
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Chcesz i�� do domu z maszyn�
do mi�o�ci?
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Musz� ci wyci�gn�� wtyczk�, Chuck
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pani ma z kim wr�ci� do domu.
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Momencik. Gierki s�owne
z okazji "happy hour"!
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Maszyna do mi�o�ci,
wyci�gni�cie wtyczki.
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Rozumiem, doceniam, podoba mi si�!
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Ch�tnie bym posta� i pogada�,
ale ju� siadamy do sto�u.
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Posta� i pogada�?
Siadamy?
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To troch� s�abe.
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Sta� ci� na wi�cej kuzynie.
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Twoja kolej, Chuck.
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Czemu mia�aby� chcie� i�� z
nim do domu?
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No tak, zapomnia�em.
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Dzi� noc krewetek.
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Wygrywa dwa do jednego,
kuzynie.
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Chuck, masz mo�e plany swojego
m�zgu?
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- Chcia�bym zbudowa� idiot�.
- Ach tak?
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Kuzynie, nie m�wi�e� mi,
�e budujesz idiot�.
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To mia�a by� niespodzianka.
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Nie podobaj� mi si� twoje
�arty, ma�y.
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Humor to sprawa wzgl�dna.
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Co robisz?
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Co robisz?
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Postaw kuzyna Larry'ego.
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Wiesz, �e nie o to mi chodzi�o.
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Och! Och!
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Kocham noc krewetek.
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Zosta�em upokorzony..
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...na oczach Jennifer.
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C�..
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Mo�e... nie by�e� jedyny, ktory
zosta� upokorzony.
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Czy�by� zapomnia�,
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�e to co�, co na ciebie upad�o,
to by�em ja.
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Nie rozumiem, jak jedna niemi�a
osoba,
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mo�e wszystkim zrujnowa� radosny
czas.
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Ja rozumiem.
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Nie pierwszy raz mi si� to
przytrafia.
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Przez ca�e moje �ycie �obuzy
mi dokucza�y.
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Przyci�gam ich jak magnes.
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My�lisz, �e gdy doro�niesz,
wszystko si� zmieni
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ale tak nie jest.
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Zawsze jest tak samo.
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Wi�kszy wykorzystuje przewag�
nad--
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- Niskim, male�kim--
- nad tym �redniego rozmiaru.
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A wiesz, co sprawia, �e krew
mi si� gotuje?
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Meksyka�skie jedzenie.
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Wiesz, co mnie naprawd� wkurza?
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�e tacy ludzie jak ty czy ja
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nic nie mo�emy zrobi�
takiemu Chuckowi.
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Chyba si� z tob� nie zgadzam.
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A co z Dawidem i Goliatem?
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Co z Jasiem i Magiczn� Fasol�?
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Co z Captain & Tennille?
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O czym ty m�wisz?
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Kuzynie, my�la�em o tym przez
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ca�� drog� do domu i mam pomys�.
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Patrz.
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Kim jestem?
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Wariatem na jednej nodze.
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Nie. Jestem "Karate Kid."
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A ja Panem Kleksem.
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O czym ty m�wisz?
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Kuzynie, nauczymy si� karate.
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Balki, nauka karate
trwa latami.
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Mam dla ciebie streszczenie, kuzynie.
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Widzia�em ten film.
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Poszed�em po popcorn, a jak
wr�ci�em
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ten dzieciak ju� wszystkich kopa�.
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Sam nie wiem.
Larry Appleton, w�ciek�e pi�ci.
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Jako� tego nie widz�.
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Kuzynie, twoje pi�ci te�
mog� mie� w�cieklizn�.
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To jest Ameryka.
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Nie zapomnaj.
Gdzie niscy, male�cy...
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Faceci �redniego wzrostu
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mog� robi� co tylko zapragn�.
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Pomy�l o tym, kuzynie.
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Mogliby�my chodzi� po ulicy
z wysoko podniesionymi g�owami.
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Nie ba� si� Chuck�w tego �wiata.
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Nigdy wi�cej nie zosta�
upokorzonymi.
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Nieeee.
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To niemo�liwe.
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Co powiedzia�e�?
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�e "to niemo�liwe".
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d �ni� d
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d nieosi�galne marzenia d
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Nie wiem, Balki.
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d Walczy� d
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d z wrogiem nie do pobicia d
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Chuck to strasznie du�y facet.
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d Znosi� d
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d �al nie do zniesienia d
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Ale co� trzeba zrobi�.
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d Biec d
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d tam gdzie odwa�ni nie maj� odwagi p�j�� d
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Masz racj�, Balki.
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d To jest moje wyzwanie d
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Daj czadu, kuzynie.
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d d��y� do tej doskona�o�ci d
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Ju� nigdy nie b�dziemy si� ba�.
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d Bez znaczenia jak jest to beznadziejne d
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P�jdziemy na karate.
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d bez znaczenia jakie to dalekie d
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d �ni� d
d �ni� d
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d nieosi�galne d
d nieosi�galne d
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d marzenia d
d marzenia d
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Witajcie w moim dojo.
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Jestem Sensei Pete Nakima,
wasz instruktor.
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Ja to Larry Appleton,
a to jest..
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m�j kuzyn,
Balki Bartokomous.
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Czemu przyszli�cie na
kurs karate?
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Czy s�ysza� pan o idei
"happy hour"?
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Pracuj� w "Chicago Chronicle"
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i pisz� artyku� o samoobronie
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i m�skim ego do niedzielnego
dodatku.
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Chc� sprawdzi� jak cywilizowani
m�czy�ni
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radz� sobie z pierwotnymi
instynktami.
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Kto� ci� pobi�, co?
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- Tak.
- Mog� co� na to poradzi�.
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Koi, chod�.
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Zaczynamy zaj�cia.
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Usi�d�cie dooko�a maty.
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Konnichiwa.
Dobry wiecz�r wszystkim.
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Przedstawiam wam
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naszych nowych uczni�w.
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Bo�e.
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Hui.
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Goldstein pomo�e mi zademonstrowa�
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czego si� dzi� nauczycie.
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Potrzebny mi ochotnik.
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Mo�e kt�ry� z nowych?
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Wstawa�!
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Koi.
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Bartokomous-san,
chc� �eby� zaatakowa�
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Goldstein-sana od ty�u.
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Czemu?
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Nie jestem na niego z�y.
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Atakuj.
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Ha ha ha!
Bartokomous-san!
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Teraz zaatakuj go od przodu.
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No nie s�dz�.
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Czy on znowu to zrobi?
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Nie. Zrobi co�..
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...innego.
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Balki, Balki,
wszystko w porz�dku?
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Chyba tak.
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Balki, to karate jest �wietne!
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Tak?
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Zanim si� obejrzysz
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b�dziemy dwoma najwi�kszymi
twardzielami w Chicago.
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Ja ju� czuj� si� twardszy.
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To dobrze, bo nadchodzi Goldstein.
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Balki?
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Kyai.
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Balki?
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- Ha.
- Ach.
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- Ho!
- Hah!
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- Ah, a�!
- Ha!
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Whoa!
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Whoa, och, nie.
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O-o-h.
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Odbior�.
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Halo?
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Dzie� dobry Pani Schlegelmilch.
Balki, to Pani Schlegelmilch.
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Hmm?
Ach, ha�asy.
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Przestawiali�my meble.
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Tak, postaramy si� by� ciszej.
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Nie, nie.
Dzi�kuj�.
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Pa-pa.
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Niez�y trening, co?
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Balki, te ataki z ukrycia
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naprawd� poprawi�y m�j refleks.
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Moje zmys� s� ostre jak brzytwa.
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Tak, m�g�by� nimy przycina�
paznokcie u n�g.
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Ktokolwiek teraz zadrze z
Larrym Appletonem
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lepiej �eby mia� ubezpieczenie
zdrowotne.
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Kuzynie, kiedy ju� si� stali�my
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�mierciono�nymi naszynami
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mam nadziej�, �e nie b�dziemy
musieli na nikim u�y� karate
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co sensei m�wi�
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�e najpot�niejsza bro�
to g�os mi�o�ci.
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M�w mi jeszcze.
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Przenie� nie szukam k�opot�w.
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Hej, ty!
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Odejd� od mojego samochodu!
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A teraz st�d spadaj!
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Kuzynie..
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...my�l�, �e ta pani tylko
czeka�a na autobus.
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Wiesz Balki, zdziwi�em si�,
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�e chcia�e� tu wr�ci�
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po tym jak Chuck zami�t�
tob� pod�og�.
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Nie chcia�em.
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Kuzyn Larry powiedzia�, �e
ty i Jennifer
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chcia�y�cie tu wr�ci�.
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Nie jestem fank� tego miejsca.
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To �wiat�o sprawia, �e sk�ra
wydaje si� blada.
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Balki, Larry powiedzia�, �e
chcia�e� tu wr�ci�.
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Teraz widz� wyra�nie...
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�e nikt nie chce tu by�.
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To jak to si� sta�o, �e tu
jeste�my?
237
00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:25,870
Ja chcia�em tu przyj��, dobra?
238
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,410
Wyluzujcie.
239
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,210
Zajm� si� Chuckiem, czekiem.
240
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,340
Zajm� si� czekiem.
241
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,790
Kuzynie, twoje motywy nie s�
czyste.
242
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,190
Przyszed�e� tu wda� si� w
walk� z Chuckiem.
243
00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:43,190
Wychodzimy.
244
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,260
Chwileczk�.
Siadajcie.
245
00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,560
Unikamy tego miejsca od tygodni.
246
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,160
To kwestia zasad.
247
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,630
Powinni�my czu� si� wolni,
�eby zje��
248
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,370
gdzie tylko chcemy
249
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,340
bez obaw o tak� �m� barow� jak Chuck.
250
00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,370
Larry, lepiej m�w ciszej
251
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,270
bo �ma w�a�nie wlecia�a do baru.
252
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:09,780
Popatrzcie tylko.
Sko�czy�a mi si� woda.
253
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,480
P�jd� do baru po dolewk�.
254
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,220
Kuzynie, kuzynie, kuzynie.
255
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,490
Zapomnia�e� co m�wi� nam sensei?
256
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:17,390
"Zwyci�stwo zrodzone z zemsty
257
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:20,230
usatysfakcjonuje tylko
najp�ytsze z dusz"
258
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,430
Nie mam z tym problemu.
259
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,870
Nie to �ebym szuka� k�opot�w.
260
00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:27,930
Kuzynie, kuzynie.
261
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:30,600
Je�li nie szukasz k�opot�w
262
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,310
to siadaj przy stole.
263
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,340
Balki, sko�czy�a mi si� woda
264
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,510
i chce mi si� pi�.
265
00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:40,510
Czy naprawd�...
S�uchaj, obiecuj�
266
00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:42,620
�e zrobi� wszystko, �eby
unikn�� walki.
267
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,620
To chcia�e� us�ysze�?
268
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,820
Tak.
269
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,890
�wietnie.
270
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,690
Zaraz wracam.
271
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:54,990
Uwa�aj, kole�.
272
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:00,900
Przepraszam.
273
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,940
Tak mi si� zdawa�o.
274
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,270
Nie pami�tasz mnie, prawda?
275
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,680
A powinienem?
276
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:13,680
Par� tygodni temu podrywa�e�
kobiet�, z kt�r� tu przyszed�em.
277
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,920
Kiedy zareagowa�em, przeci�gn��e�
mnie po tym barze
278
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,380
a potem pobi�e� mojego kuzyna.
279
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,490
Teraz mnie pami�tasz?
280
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,490
Musisz by� bardziej precyzyjny.
281
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:27,290
Pobi�e� mnie.
282
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:28,430
Mo�e dla ciebie to nic
nie znaczy�o
283
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:32,570
ale dla mnie tak i domagam
si� przeprosin.
284
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:36,000
S�uchaj, ja nikogo nie przepraszam.
285
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,340
Palancie, lepiej b�dzie
286
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,410
je�li ty i ja wyjdziemy na zewn�trz.
287
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,510
Lepie sobie id� zanim stanie
ci si� krzywda.
288
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,450
Co jest?
289
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:50,520
Tch�rzysz, Chuck?
290
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,420
Hej, s�uchajcie!
Chuck tch�rzy jak kurczak.
291
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,730
Nikt nie nazywa mnie kurczakiem.
292
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:07,370
Och czy�by, m�j dobrze
upierzony przyjacielu?
293
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,340
Chuck, Chuck.
294
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,440
Tam sk�d pochodz� to du�y komplement.
295
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,480
Kurczak jest symbolem odwagi
i honoru.
296
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,320
Tak si� sk�ada
297
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,960
�e kurczak to narodowy ptak
Mypos.
298
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,960
My�l�, �e ten fakt m�g�by
zainteresowa�
299
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:34,860
osob� tak praw� i siln� jak ty.
300
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,530
Musz� ci� ostrzec, znam karate.
301
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,400
Musz� ci� ostrzec, mam to gdzie�.
302
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,620
No ju�, ju�.
303
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,020
Wszystko jest pod kontrol�.
Wracajcie do biesiadowania.
304
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,590
Koniec przedstawienia.
305
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:04,420
- Kuzynie, kuzynie.
- Balki, Balki.
306
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,990
M�g�by�?
To moja chwila.
307
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,860
Co robisz?
308
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,560
Przesta�cie ch�opaki.
309
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,800
- Balki.
- Zostaw kuzyna Larry'ego!
310
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,980
Larry, na pewno nic ci nie jest?
311
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:34,450
Wszystko w porz�dku.
312
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:37,020
Na karate uczymy si� jak upada�.
313
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,790
I �wietnie to robisz.
314
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,730
Ciesz� si�, �e wszyscy s� cali.
315
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:44,960
Chod�, Mary Anne.
316
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:46,200
- Pa, Balki.
- Pa-pa.
317
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,010
Kuzynie, nie czuj si� �le.
318
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:00,850
Prawie go mia�e�.
319
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:03,750
Wygrywa�e� na punkty, dop�ki
nie odci�� ci powietrza.
320
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,960
Balki, nie chodzi o to,
�e kto� mnie pobi�.
321
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:10,820
Znowu.
322
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,030
I nie o to, �e zosta�em
upokorzony.
323
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:16,100
Znowu.
324
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,200
Na oczach Jennifer.
325
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,200
- Znowu.
- Nie pomagasz.
326
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,470
Co to za pomoc?
327
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:26,540
Nie widzisz, co si� sta�o?
328
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,510
Ze spokojnego Larry'ego Appletona
329
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:32,610
sta�em si� kolesiem, kt�ry
wszczyna b�jki w barach.
330
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,680
Kiedy mnie bili by�em
przynajmniej
331
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:37,480
mi�� osob�.
332
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:42,020
By�em mi�� osob�, prawda?
333
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:47,800
Tylko �artuj�. Oczywi�cie, �e
by�e� mi�� osob�.
334
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,900
Nadal jeste�.
Dlatego ci z tym �le.
335
00:21:49,1000 --> 00:21:51,830
Siadaj i s�uchaj.
336
00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,630
Nauczy�e� si� dzi� czego� wa�nego.
337
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,700
Masz �wi�t� racj�.
338
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,700
Nauczy�em si�, �e nie powinienem
by� bra� tych lekcji karate.
339
00:21:57,810 --> 00:22:00,810
Nie, nie, nie.
340
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:01,970
- Nie?
- A co w�a�nie powiedzia�em?
341
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:02,980
- Nie.
- Tak.
342
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,710
Nie ma nic z�ego w lekcjach karate.
343
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,650
To fajna zabawa. I dobre �wiczenia.
344
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,290
Mo�emy nosi� odlotowe ciuchy
i chodzi� boso.
345
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,220
Ale robisz to co zwykle.
346
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,260
Bierzesz co� dobrego
347
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,560
i wbijasz w ziemi�.
348
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,630
Czemu nie mo�esz po prostu
bra� lekcji karate,
349
00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:28,200
uczy� si� samoobrony i by�
mi�� osob�?
350
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,510
Podoba�y mi si� te zaj�cia.
351
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:34,740
A nasz sensei powiedzia�, �e
masz do tego dryg.
352
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:37,280
Tak powiedzia�?
353
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:39,580
W dw�ch j�zykach.
354
00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:44,680
Pewnie powiedzia� tak, bo
tak dobrze si� ruszam.
355
00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:53,830
My�l�, �e powiedzia� tak
356
00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:56,260
bo masz kr�tkie n�ki.
357
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,530
- Dalej. Wstawaj.
358
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,870
- No spr�buj.
- Nie, kuzynie.
359
00:23:01,970 --> 00:23:03,200
- Uderz mnie.
- Kuzynie, kuzynie.
360
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,840
Poka� co potrafisz.
361
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,970
Kuzynie, wystarczy bicia
jak na jeden--
362
00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:08,340
No dalej, nie zrobi� ci krzywdy.
363
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:16,950
Uch!
364
00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:26,230
Kuzynie, nic ci nie jest?
365
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:29,930
Nic.
366
00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:31,260
Nic mi nie jest.
367
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,330
Balki.
368
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:34,930
A teraz sobie zemdlej�.
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